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>>74787693
>499 posts early
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>>74787693
this is a strange new meme
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>>74787670
id go 5 hole on her 2bh
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>>74787670
Who's the boner condoner
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@74787713
Good reverse bait I'm sure some europoor will fall for it in a few hours but hehehehe not me
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Reminder St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
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Playoffs Jackets
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>>74787809
*goes on a 16 game winning streak*
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>>74787867
i went on a 16 game winning streak wit ur mum lmao
the game was rape
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>>74787880
MODS
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I'm calling it now the Predators are winning the stanley cup
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>>74787774
Next you're going to tell me water is wet
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Twink faggots
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>>74787913
When it gets cold it gets hard and slippery and you can strap on blades to your boots and glides on it.
But you know all about strap ons I assume
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>>74787774
Let's be honest Gordo, you've never set foot out of your district.
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>>74787964
I don't, perhaps you could educate me?
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>>74787964
A higher % of Canadians are gay than americans so that joke doesn't really work, Ron.
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>>74787867
How would /hoc/ feel if muh Jackets swept the postseason? Just wondering.
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>>74787946
What are anon's favorite things in the whole wide world?
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>>74787968
I was in both Kansas City and St Louis this summer to visit my dying aunt and have seen so many fatasses in my life.
The malls all advertised with big signs where the debribulator stations are.
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>>74787981
gays don't need strap ons they still have penises
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>>74788004
Women can't be gay huh?
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>>74788004
You'd know all about it.
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>>74788017
no, that'd just be silly now wouldn't it
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>>74788001
>go to some fast food place in the US
>ask for medium drink
>receive a drink of a size that isnt' even available in Canadian fast food places
>do a double take thinking maybe they mixed up my order with someone else's
>bring it up to the cashier who just looks confused
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>kongz consistently one of the best >muh corsi teams
>miss playoffs for 2nd year in a row
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>Refs decide to rig the game against us.
I'm just fucking done with this decade, between Ward, our offense, le 9th seed bullshit, and now the refs I can see why we're at danger of moving. Enjoy your team Quebec.
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>>74788068
I can't ever not forget what city you're even supposed to be based in. I look it up then immediately fail to recall it.
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Wtf happened to the Mild? Dunbyk has been raping in fantasy all year but total shit lately
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>>74788095
>can't ever not forget
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>>74788103
that's just how it goes with goalers m8
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>>74788095
I have to drive up a couple hours to even watch games. I can usually only go Saturdays and maybe Fridays due to the travel.
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Seriously go fuck yourself buddy
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>>74788103
They're play slow for a period (could be any period) and it bites them in the ass
>play dogshit 1st period today
>crush Winnipeg the next 2
>doesn't matter, gave up 4 fucking goals in the first better luck next time
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>>74788068
Stop falseflagging fucking faggot
Either that or you're evan and that's even worse
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>>74788151
that's not a falseflagger
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Fuck off Evan and Chris
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Fuck off Tom
Also where's Finland I'm feeling horny
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>the absolute state of /hoc/
>endless supply of autism
>not even any finns in the thread
>15 posters
deepak really did kill this place huh
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>>74788311
Cuckpak has 0 (zero) relevance and is banished to posting in /nfl/ with the rest of trips looking to become the new Tensnake and Lexplorer
Sad
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>>74788311
/hoc/ is still the best general with the best memes. That's not saying much, but at least it's better to be at the top of the shit pile than the bottom.
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>>74788311
you're sure contributing a lot too, cuckwad
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>>74787987
Wouldn't be surprised desu. As a pongsfag I've been watching the BJ's all year and literally fucking everything goes right for this team. Every puck bounce, every questionable call, every nasty collision that should result in an injury always ends with the other guy getting hurt. I know this sounds salty af but it's just an honest observation.
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Fuck off Jason and Evan
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>mondays
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>>74788430
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Could the bestt AHL team beat the worst NHL team?
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Could I have some Finnish (You)s for good luck? I have a job interview in 8 hours.
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>>74788095
>QC metro population: 800,296
>Raleigh metro population: 1,337,331
ayy lmao
>move the Canes to Charlotte as last resort
>Charlotte metro population: 2,380,314
A Y Y L M A O
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>>74788507
Only if you return the favour. I'm very tired and could use the boost
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>>74788498
>pulju dubs
hmmm...
bakersfield expansion in 2k18?
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>>74788526
Here you are good sir.
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>>74788498
http://theahl.com/stats/player-stats/405/54?playertype=skater&position=skaters&rookie=no&sort=points&statstype=standard&page=1&league=4
Not in a 7 game series
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I fucking hate you stupid fucking leaf pieces of shit. I pray that you never win another Stanley Cup.
FUCK YOU
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>>74788690
Go to bed Travis
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>>74788443
>>74788430
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>>74788537
weirdly reminds me of olli jokinen
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>>74788068
merci beaucoup, mon amis
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>>74788696
FUCK YOU, VORDINAND YOU MAPLE BITCH
I BET YOU CANT EVEN SJATE HAHAHA
EVERY GOOD CANADIAN PLAYER GOES TO THE USA THATS HOW I KNOW U SUCK
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>>74788721
Every good Mexican player goes to Toronto
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>leafs will have teams in the playoffs this year
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>>74788727
Rafael Diaz doesn't play there. Checkmate.
Sorry, I'm just frustrated. On one hand, I play for my favorite team growing up (Nj)
On the other, we have no valuable assets to trade and no future. Sucks man
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>>74788736
except the leafs lol
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>>74787670
I'm Kyle Palmieri btw
Any Q's?
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>>74788773
u suck
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>>74788773
What are your vacation plans in three weeks?
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>>74788848
why is the monkey green?
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>>74788848
Now that is one smuk munk
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>>74788848
good post
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>tfw Mild
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Wouldn't a black Finnish player be absolutely dominating?
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>>74789014
Kek they will never beat the Blackcocks
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What went wrong?
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>>74789131
Leaving Hartford
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>>74789131
Peter Karmanos
now fuck off
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>>74789118
olli jokinen is black, except he is also an albino too
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>>74789131
not enough culture
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>>74789152
God damn why are finns so handsome?
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>>74787670
I wish Scott Darling would get a trioxide so I can filter him
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>>74788727
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""good""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>offensive defensemen
>goalies who play the puck
>coaches with hair
>centers that use 55" sticks
Seriously nothing worse
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>>74788848
Lmao look at that fucking monkey
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https://youtu.be/oBeldXbSPxs
Patrik Laine better win the Calder after this one
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If I were Sidney Crosby right now, I'd watch the work ethic of Jonathan Drouin climbing that points leaderboard right now.
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>>74787670
I just noticed all 16 playoff teams have at least one black player
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how do some of you guys not get sick of seeing the hawks at the top of the standings for 10 years now
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>>74789533
IDK, it's kind of like how we don't get sick of Canada not getting the Cup in a year beginning with "2"
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>>74789390
Jake Guentzel is winning the Calder bud.
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>>74789712
*Matt Murray
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>>74788537
Best player
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>>74789811
Laine better
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For me it's Avalanche.
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>>74789834
Sad!
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAA
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>>74789883
WHAT!?
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>>74789887
OKAAYY
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Can scandanavia please leave? This is a /hoc/ thread and everyone knows that finns play apehoop and Muslims dont play hockey.
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>>74789898
nice repeating bulju dubs
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>>74789898
>Muslims don't play Hockey
Wtf are you still doing here then?
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>>74789898
And Canada don't win cups
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>>74787670
>go Johnny, go...
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This season Conor Sheary has better points per game than:
Getzlaf
Panarin
Pavelski
Draisaitl
Tarasenko
Kessel
Tavares
Carter
Ovechkin
Toews
Gaudreau
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>>74789908
Remember when Sweden got caught doping and Backstrom got suspended?
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>>74789897
So, that black man is the reason why Winnipeg will never win the cup.
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>>74789935
No, who is that?
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>>74789954
>t. Achmed from Stockholm
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>>74789956
>t. /pol/-poster from mom's basement
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>>74789962
>t. Booty blasted
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>>74789897
Beautiful american culture
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>>74789968
Lol --> >>74789898
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>>74789975
Wasn't even me, Muhammad.
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>>74789983
>keeps on /pol/-posting
I think you're the butblasted one I'm afraid
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>>74789991
>"n-n-no y-y-youre mad"
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>>74790007
I don't understand why you would even write that, since you're doing the same thing youself
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>>74789991
>unironically using the term "/pol/-posting"
hello this is /hoc/ you must be lost and confused here let me help you out >>>/r/eddit
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>Kongs loss means Oilers, Sharks, Ducks and Flames are that much closer to clinching
How can one team...
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>>74790294
I just feel bad for Iginla
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>>74790316
Iginla is a sack of dogshit desu, fuck him.
Wouldn't mind if I turned on the news and he was in a rollover accidient
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>>74790316
>He thought he had a chance at the cup by waiving to the Kongs
Very FOOLISH
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>>74787774
fuck you buddy
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>>74790316
I used to feel bad for Iginla but then he signed with the crapalanche
now he's getting what he deserves
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>>74790340
i guess you have never tried to follow your dreams
you're the real sack of dogshit here anon
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Do you think people mistake iginla for just some homeless chicano when he walks around in LA?
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https://www.strawpoll.me/12570167
https://www.strawpoll.me/12570167
https://www.strawpoll.me/12570167
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>>74790744
does prime timmy t consist of the one fucking season he was good?
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>>74790777
He has two vezinas buddy boy
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>>74790789
>.933 was worthy of a vezina in 2009
not hard to win awards when your biggest competition was some guy with MS and Vokoun
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Go to stop by reddit guys, want me to pick you guys up any spicy memes?
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>>74790816
It was Harding who got MS moron
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>>74790823
hit up ooer for me
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>>74790839
a literal who, got it
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>>74790823
can i get a meme with some unfunny political "commentary" inexplicably mixed in with some sport franchise please
extra salt, please
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>>74790294
Stinky smelly
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>>74790847
>get shown you are wrong
>hurrr he is a literal who anyways lmao
Grow up kid
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>>74790905
>wrong
calling him some guy doesnt make me wrong. i feel for the guy, he was stricken with a terrible disease and fought through to try and live a normal life
>6 playoffs GP
>not some literal who
>>>/reddit/
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>"Thanks for buying me Bonaqua anon."
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>>74791075
>tfw no bonaqua
I will never become a meme
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>>74791088
>tfw Bonaqua is everywhere here in Norway
Been drinking 6 bottles a day. Just gotta keep this up and in 2 years time I'll be in the AHL
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>>74789519
>boston
subban is in providence, he doesn't count
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>refhawks
Holy lel the league isn't even hiding it anymore
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>>74791075
Np
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>>74789953
No the black man you're thinking of is Byfuglien whose mental lapses cost that team every game.
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>>74791292
Justin Bufflynn is the best black man to ever play hockey
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Nothing really gets me going quite like a hot cup of Juhla Mokka coffee.
#paulig
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>>74791315
what chocolate do you prefer, kismet or karl fazer
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>>74791348
kismet is fazer doofus
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>there are teams that's haven't clinched yet
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very important game between the laffs and ruins tonight. it's that time of year again lads
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>>74791556
go bombston
ratboy with a hatty
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backes not at morning skate. frankie back on ryan's wing
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Yeesh. Bunch of shit games tonight, eh lads?
>Laffs
>Buffalol
>Ryan fucking Johansen
>Oilers
>Shorks
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Kongs will be eliminated today
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>mild
> poos
> trashville
>chokes
Its pretty obvious we are representing the west right?
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Canucks & Jets are top of the league for man games lost due to injury, and are the only Canadian teams out of the playoffs.
FTGE
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>>74791779
>Laffs
>Playoffs
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>>74791292
Is that true? Haven't seen too many games of theirs but they look stacked on paper. I figured it was almost all because of goaltending
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>>74791802
Why are the jest infatuated with Pavshit?
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Pulju is Karelian
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Penguins fans jumping on the bluejackets twitter just to say out in 5
How obsessed do you have to be?
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>>74791907
About as butthurt as you have to be to comment about it on a Mongolian tea trading board
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Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck
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>>74791876
you ever have a mediocre looking girl in your life that is down to fuck whenever
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>>74791923
>people are mad that the jackets will win the cup and that Ohio is still better than penisveinia
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>>74791924
Whys he wearing a cantpucks jersey?
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>>74791924
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>>74791932
Presidents cup isnt that cup you want. Poo jackets gotta win a playoff series first
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>>74791941
Never said it was, I don't give a shit about the presidents cup, the jackets deserve more and have to play for more, the I want to see Bjorkstrand raise the smythe and foligno hoist the cup along with a big hug and streamers it's got to be their year
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>>74791940
Toronto re re names to st pats when?
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>>74788311
>>74788332
>zero relevance
>still talking about him and obsessed with him ages after he left
Face it, Sean eternally BTFO the lot of you
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Marshmont first star
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>>74791952
Honestly would love to win the division but that basically entitles them to get the second round, along with the presidents cup, I think they can take the lead on thursday and keep it
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>>74791769
>thinking niggercity u.s.a. can even compete with glorious nashville
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>>74792046
Gonna laugh so hard when the preds sweep in five desu
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It's another the blow job autist tries to seek affirmation from /hoc/ but always gets the same responses episode.
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>>74792073
>affirmation
Nah faggot I'm just sharing a popular opinion you autistic faggots just can't take it
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>>74792056
Preds are winning the stanley cup this year their depth on offense and defense is too potent to look past in a 7 game series, same with goaltending. For all the shit Rinne gets, he's still a solid starter and Juuse is the best backup in the league to replace him if Rinne is lagging behind. Plus Johansen, Forsberg, and Arvidsson are quickly becoming the best 1st line in the NHL.
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>>74792155
Shut the fuck up you delusional faggot
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>>74792155
They'll get to the second round but that's it lol.
Unless they drop to second wildcard and play in the Pacific
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>>74792092
>blow jakkets winning the division
>popular opinion
i never expected ohiofags to be so full of delusion
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in the grand scheme of things, is ovechkin a bust?
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>>74792210
>best goal scorer all time
>bust
rmyt
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@74792210
no
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>>74788430
>>74788443
>>74788699
>tfw don't work on Mondays and Tuesdays
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>Flames/Hawks
>Pens/Bruins
Your conference finals, lads.
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>>74792210
he's proof that goal scorers are not that important for sure
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>kongs elimination day is soon
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>>74788773
What do you and other players think of John Hynes? He always seems like a child witnessing a vicious beating for the first time or a hard math problem on the blackboard. Will he grow with the team to be a succes and maybe even a fourth Stanley Cup? Why can't the Devils believe in themselves and be better than the Blue Jackets?
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>>74792220
>Starts regressing at 31
>has done nothing in the playoffs
B U S T
U
S
T
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>>74792210
No but he will retire w/out a cup
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>>74792252
haha will be an epic stanley cup final on nbc, between the penguins and blackhawks :D wonder if they'll surprise us fans and have the games be outdoors mayhaps?
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>>74789919
I can't believe nobody commented on this
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>>74792252
>Flames
What the fuck am I reading
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>>74792272
>scoring .97 PPG in the playoffs is nothing
winning the cup is a team accomplishment faggot
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>>74791556
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>>74792276
Would you honestly rather have a Columbus/Nashville final? That would be fucking horrible.
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>>74792272
>one player wins the cup
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>>74792290
For you. It'd be amazing for non casuals
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>>74792286
His teams have been stacked
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>>74792210
Ovechkin is a Backstrom babby. Has been his entire career.
>le best goal scorer of all time!
Because Backstrom gives him the puck. His shooting percentage is actually pretty shit.
Not really a bust, but Genos defintley the better player.
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>>74792290
i disagree i think it'd be cool
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Kongs BTFO
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>>74792298
said no one ever
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>>74792286
>1/4 of his points come from 1 playoffs
Wew lad. Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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>>74792300
backstrom is giroux-tier overrated
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>>74792296
>>74792302
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>>74792319
So is Ovechkin. Whats your point?
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>>74792322
casual spotted
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>I want a pens hawks final
>two powerhouses going at it
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@74792277
Consider who posted it
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>>74792317
>8 playoff season
>maintain a .97ppg
>b-b-but that one season he was at above 2.0ppg
you faggots are looking very desperate
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>>74792324
>He's a casual for wanting to watch the best franchises with the best players compete on the grandest stage instead of Nick Foligno vs Ryan Johansen
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>memes from a dying website hold dominion over my thoughts and feelings so much so in my real life that i would become neurotically angered by the hockey team from ohio making the cup final
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>>74792249
>greece
>not working
didn't see that one coming
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>>74792350
1.5ppg**
since that number is all that anyone will fucking contest
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>>74792358
are you still alive?
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>best franchises
Top meeming fan since '10
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>>74792356
dont you have to win a series to make the cup final?
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>>74792358
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>>74792353
well, since they're the best, you should have nothing to worry about :)
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>>74792334
>I can't fucking wait to tune in to the mighty Cam Atkinson vs Alex Pietrangelo
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>>74792373
>if my superstar favorites aren't playing it's no good
Only a casual thinks this way
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>>74792350
>Plays on stacked teams
>Highest paid player on team
>Point per game drops .18 for playoffs
Show me any other player that drops that far in playoffs
Your hero is trash. Washington would have a cup by now if they didnt build around a russian.
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Do I fantasy draft or pick a team in a new EHM save?
Help me out here, I really REALLY cant decide.
Helper wins a free (You).
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>>74792403
Just randomize and pick the top available
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>>74792391
done
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>>74792391
When has canada won a cup? Alberta are building around manlets lmao
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>>74792420
Kek
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>>74792435
>Alberta
Edmonton used to be nothing but manlets but Chiarelli is autistic about size
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>>74792188
>they're in that position right now kek
>>74792169
That doesn't address anything, that I said, you're the delusional one
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Which player is the most feminine-looking? I want to masturbate.
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>>74792578
aho
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>>74792435
>vanpooper: built around Swedish twin sisters, failed
>flims: building around a Jersey manlet, will fail
>boilers: building around mcsecondary, might do okay if based Finnish God pulju pans out
>yets: le shoot finn, won't get anywhere
>moronto: fat piggu and Swedish boipucci, will flop
>Ottawa: le fourth forward man, won't go far
>hasbeens: ancient hard shot man, glass knees goalie, and meme commie. Bounced first round
Top pip
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>>74792578
i would let matthew villalta of the soo greyhounds suck me off if he put on a dress and a little makeup
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>le shot th e biscuit at high rate of speed offenseman
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>>74792647
butthurt /nba/ nig?
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>>74792630
Aww yiss
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>>74792630
I would make that goalie my cumdrunk sissy no homo. Go flames
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>>74792578
Marner
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>all these homosexuals on /hoc/
Why is North-America such hot spot for sodomites?
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>>74792743
Southern European influence
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>>74792743
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>KONGS
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>>74792777
Tkachuk popped him good
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>>74792743
It's a semen-slurping sport
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>>74792792
are you the """me""" in that image?
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>>74792286
assblasted ovechshit fan
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>>74792751
Jokes on (You). I'm not a Spaniard.
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>>74792833
Ya but you still have to be a Finn
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>>74792822
not an ovecuck nor am i assblasted
I can appreciate other peoples success though, likely cause im not some autist that can only see in black and white
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>be kings fan
>kings lose
>kings loss gives chicago playoff berth
>hawks fan friend rubbing it in
Feels pretty bad.
In personal news, my coworker that I've been wanting to fuck for 5+ years finally wants to fuck me. The thing is, I've been with the same gf for like 4 years and we're living together. I've never cheated on her before and I'm conflicted. What do?
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>>74792833
if you're a brit, that is a glass house you don't want to be throwing stones from
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>>74792855
Finns luckily have around 0% of the southern taint.
>>74792907
Nah bruh.
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>>74792887
just do it ive cheated on my gf like a half dozen times the girl you fuck wont want people to know either especially if shes with a guy atm its a no brainer and a no lose situation.
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>>74792921
finnish guys all look like women and crave cock
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>>74792887
>>74792935
Pure fucking cancer
>>
Everytime you guys shit on someone they win they cup. Since 2014 this has been happening.
Does that mean this is Ovis year and 2018 hoc will be ovi worship?
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only 4 players have more goals 5v5 than maroon
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>>74792887
>You should bring in the other girl (Bishop)
>have sweet sweet sex with her
>your girlfriend will find out
>she will break up with you leaving you alone and out of the playoffs
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>>74792887
Well the thing is that either you are afraid of some blowback in which case this >>74792935 dudebruh has the answer.
On the other hand of you're worried about the moral implications then the only thing I can say is that you have to decide for yourself.
If you only care for things that help you then you are on the level of animals and psychopaths.
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>>74787670
I'd like to have her hold my sher-wood if you catch my drift
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>>74792999
Nine has a big Paul Coffey curve that I jam under my back door when it heats up if you catch mine
Kids always laugh at my wood but their parents love it
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>>74792994
morality has no bearing on the whim and will of the nut
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>>74792887
>kongs fan
>friend is a hawks fan
Well clearly you live in some shitty place full of bandwagoners so a third option is drinking drain cleaner.
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>>74793026
I'll refer to my previous statement about animals.
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>>74793041
Only good advice so far
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>>74792971
go back where you came from
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>>74793075
Please refer to>>74793041
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r8 my powerfantasy
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>>74793095
your D is shit, forwards are OK to good, goalies are meh
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>>74793095
stanley cup team IMO
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>>74792935
>>74792994
Yeah it's more about the guilt than the fear of getting caught. She doesnt have a bf right now which is why shes horny and DTF, but I'm not worried about her telling anyone. I've known this girl for ten years and if anything she can keep a secret. My deal is do I wanna have to lie to my gf. Is the guilt gonna be worth it. FWIW, my gf cheating on her last bf with me, so that eases some of the guilt.
Is my GF Budaj in this scenario? Cause he's not going to the playoffs either.
>>74793041
I live in so cal, you fucking idiot. And my friend grew up in chicago and is ride or die for all chicago teams. So how about you suck a dick, you flyover state faggot.
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>>74793095
Where's RR55
>>
>>74793133
I almost took him, but I think I would have had to take him in second round. Burns is much better
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@74793124
t. only watches one team man
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>>74792980
Are you new?
We shit on Ovi for years.
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>>74792252
BJ-Snes
Flams-Blose
Cheeky all canadian final
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>>74787670
1. New York
2. Michigan
3. California
4. Massachusetts
5. Wisconsin
6. Minnesota
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>>74793182
>we
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Anyone make any picks tonight?
I'm thinking Buffalo will beat Detroit and everything else will be as expected. You never know with the Leafs though
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>>74787912
Rinne will choke
1-4 out first round to the BlackCucks
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No Canadian teams better make it to the SCF REEEEEEEE
I want my Jest to be the first to bring the cup home
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>>74793341
>first
You're like a century too late for that
>>
>>74793341
>implying theyll ever win a playoff game
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>>74793360
You know why I meant ass
First since 93
>>
The year was 1993,
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>>74793182
It's ramping up at a dangerous pace. Not since 2012 has there been so much ovi hate. No one defends him now either
>>
we reluctantly handed our league over to one, gary bettman, who had enraptured the ownership with the thought of expanding the league into new territory. this new journey would bring a brand new paradigm to our league, one that we may been reluctant to venture into knowing what we do now.
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I am fucking sick and tired of people calling Laine a bust. He has scored more points than that faggot Matthews. He is also doing it against MEN not some limp wristed soft poofters in the Atlantic. I cannot wait for Matthews to crumb under the retarded toxic shitronto media while Laine is perfectly content to play vidya and bang his long time GF. So next time you think to call Laine a bust just know I have an army of Finns that will track you down and make your life a living hell.
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>>74793441
it's just banter m8 calm down, no one thinks a rookie who scores 30+ is a bust
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>>74793433
what do you call these posts then?
>>74792286
>>74792292
>>74792350
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>>74793441
The only busting Laine is doing is his nut all over them titties.
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>>74793433
Ovechkin personifies reddit
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>>74793462
Laine is gay
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wassup sunbelters
aldready 60 games in the season
we're way out of a playoff spot tho, sitting 7th in the Metrodome with 60pts
Flyers dead last with 47
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do people in gaybeck shitty cheer for the hasb?
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>tfw my intellectual intelligence is to far much superior to support fighting in hockey
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>>74793599
yes, they are incredibly cucked
>>
>>74788068
You know where you went wrong
Was with those neon red shirts
Fuck was with that
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cam ward should not be in the nhl lol
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12572758
http://www.strawpoll.me/12572758
http://www.strawpoll.me/12572758
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>>74793716
This. RETIRE ALREADY YOU HAVE A CONN SMYTHE AND A STANLEY CUP REEE
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>Carolina will be the first team to relocate after winning a Stan Lee
Is this the end of Sunbelts?
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how long until theres an openly gay nhl player?
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Are the New York Rangers a good hockey team? I seem to remember them being in the finals with one of the best Goalies in this era. What happened?
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can't wait for the relocation broship to spark
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>>74793441
Omg Laine actually looks hella cute there
would probably suck his dick but then vomit after looking up and realizing he still looks like buffalo bill
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>>74793841
>rags
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>>74788151
How do u know my name faggot
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Fuck off Caleb and Jared
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a little homage to our /cric/ brothers
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>>74793341
wood fug
>>
i honestly believe if i were allowed to play in the nwhl i would dominate it. do women even enjoy playing sports or do they just do it to be annoying like everything else they do
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>>74793441
his gf is hot, but probably dumb to be dating le psssht nuthin personneelll mine kid
>>
>>74793984
theres a transexual player in it
i mean if you REALLY want to play with womens...
you gotta become one
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>>74793894
>hoc girl
>not knowing who that is
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>>74794005
i thought it was lemiEUX daughter or something
won't forget it now thx
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Fuck off Leo and Matt
>>
you're a faggot james
>>
>>74794081
fuck you faggot
-James from Orillia
>>
Go fuck yourself ted
>>
Bobby Orr turns 69 today xD
>>
Hello, everyone. I hope the Bruins win tonight... but good luck to the Leafs, and I pray it is a safe and fair game for all of the players, coaches, officials, and fans involved.
Best wishes,
-Michael
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>Implying anyone can stop us
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>>74794166
meme team
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>>74793853
I think Hamilton would be even better than both those cities. They all deserve teams at any rate.
>>
>>74794172
meme flag
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>NBCSN showing Sabres/Wongs instead of Laffs/Bruins
What the fucking reeeeee
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>>74794197
>American broadcasting.
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>>74794187
have you ever been to Hamilton?
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gar for d that changed teams
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>>74794166
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>>74794190
Said the fucking leaf
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>>74794197
thats the one im gonna watch too
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>>74794207
Just once.
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>>74794166
>oilers are a meme without mcdavid, also who the hell is pulju
>sharks will choke and joe will die
>ducks are so irrelevant i can't say anything about them
>kangs
>nucks
>yotes
They will unironically win the division, screencap this
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>>74794212
>uhhuh you're the meme
what are you in preschool?
>>
>>74794233
Leafs to win vital OTL point here
>>
itds a fuckin leaf lol
>>
Leafs lose tonight and Pigsnout continues to bust and drowns his sorrows in enchiladas
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>>74794233
I don't think LA will get anything out of Alberta this trip.
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Nolan Patrick is the kind of guy you want on your team. A natural leader, a guy that leads by example. The kind of guy that carries his own bag and gives the equipment guys christmas gifts. The kid puts up numbers but let me tell you hes got grit too. The make em tough up there in Winnipeg. He brings size, skill, and speed to the table. I know whatever team he goes to is going to be very happy. He is a changed man too. There used to be questions about his behavior after he raped and murdered a girl in 2014. But after talking to the kid I know he isn't that guy anymore, he is a real professional now.
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>>74794233
NSH 4-2
DET 4-3 SO
LA 1-0
BOS 4-3
SJ 3-1
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>>74794264
nolan patrick is not as good as pl dubois lol
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>>74794110
Eat shit, Gary
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>>74794264
>>
Penguins will have the longest playoff streak (11 straight years) now that the Wongs aren't going
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>>74794294
impressive
>>
>>74794264
he's a wheat and potatoes kind of guy
>>
>>74794264
He's also a rapist. They're usually pretty good at hockey.
>>
>>74794312
nice
>>
>>74794264
what meme is this?
>>
Speaking of which, what rebuilding stage are the wongs? Are they in for some rough years or should they bounce back fairly quickly ?
>>
>>74794373
retirement home stage
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>>74793853
>he doesn't want another team in the desert
Albuquerque really needs a team bros
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>>74794373
their goalie is a meme their defense is ahl tier and their forwards are one dimensional soft system babbies that cant produce consistently in the nhl. a.a. is good
>>
>>74794157
Good post Michael. Here's to a spirited affair between our two clubs!
-James from Orillia
>>
Fuck off Greg and Derek
>>
Kill yourself Kenneth I know you post here
>>
>>74794416
That's not how yah spell Salt Lake City, bro!
>>
>>74794264
Pierre's head is how my cock looks after seeing those tits
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>>74794427
Get a room, faggots.
Sincerely yours,
Pekka from Kuusamo
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>>74794337
Truly the secret to being elite
>>74794368
A spicy one I posted last week. Just generic shit scouts would say.
>>
>>74794435
who tf is this???
>>
>>74794468
Fuck off, we're all friends here
Yours truly, John C from Red Deer
>>
Just moved to Edmonton
What is there to do here?
>>
>>74794489
O Canada!
Regards,
Hayden from Hongcouver
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>>74794500
skip town
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>>74794500
The mall
>>74794471
very spicy indeed, thanks friendo
>>
>>74794506
Bien dit, l'ami!
Salutations.
Jean-Pierre de Shawinigan
>>
i ate burger king for the first time in over a year and i am ripping some of the most horrendous and hot farts ive ever made. my whole room is just like a dutch ovened blanket right now and it smells almost exactly like the nasty food i ate. im going to start drinking soon for the laffs ruins game and i imagine it will only exacerbate the issue. theres no way to mitigate the scent and power now that theyve come, my gut keeps making them and i am pulling my blanket over my head to escape from them sometimes
auston matthews will get a hatty but it wont be enough. rielly will get injured
>>
>>74794500
What is there to do anywhere? Plenty of shit I guess. Big sports town, at any rate.
>>
>>74794233
from https://twitter.com/domluszczyszyn
kek that faggot don't know shit
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>>74794520
I moved from Winnipeg so I'm not used to being able to do things.
>>
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>>74794500
>>
>>74791769
First.
Round.
Exit.
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>>74794500
You like the mountains?
Go to Jasper or Banff it's a few kms away
>>74794478
It's Craig from Economics
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>>74794529
sure he does
>>
>>74794517
AYO *smacks lips* HOL UP
Sheeeeiiitttt,
Dayquarious Jones from Chicago
>>
Being gay is A-OK.
-Jasperi from Helsinki
>>
Are French players or Euro players softer?
>>
Hoping to see a Marchand hatty tonight. He's really had a nose for the net lately.
Best regards,
Birger from Vasa
>>
>>74794531
Winters are rough if you're a pussy but other than that it's your normal big city. Old Strathcona is cool. Evidently it's a big soccer town too despite not having an MLS team.
>>
>>74794547
Hey, Dayquarius!
Could you please have Tegan home before 11? You know how her mom and I worry!
Well wishes,
Michael
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>>74794572
Quebecois players are generally tough. Swedes/Scandinavians tend to be soft.
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We are all Sweden
t. Jesse Puljujärvi the Laplander Fennoswede
>>
Hey /hoc/ I'm heading down to Publix to pick up some dinner before the Preds spank the Yotes, anyone want anything?
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>>74794620
get me a meatball sub and a large jumbo juice
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Just a friendly reminder the jannies sperged out and banned everyone for "avatar posting" once before. Thought I would warn you all.
Sebastian in St. Paul
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>>74794591
>quebecois
>tough
pussies like drouin and huberdeau
>>
>>74794636
I saw you on 'To Catch a Predator'
>>
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which players would you like to see get season ending injuries the most?
for me, it's erik karlsson
>>
>>74794664
Marchand scum
>>
>>74794620
chiken tendies sammich
>>
>>74794620
im going to get snacks too. what should i get?
>>
>>74794664
Patrick Kane
Brent Burns
Dubshit
Jordie "Pour Another 40" Tootoo
Collar McBroken
>>
>>74794664
None
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>>74794655
is that the show where nashville shows how they get people in the stands?
>>
>>74794664
the entire mild bus crashes into a fiery inferno
this is to pay for all your sins ofc chubs.
>>
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>>74794696
>>
>>74794686
Mojo Pork Pubsub
>>
>>74794686
Jalapeño kettle chips desu
>>
>>74794699
>all that free cap space
>dem upcoming prospects to build on
yes please.
>>
>>74794686
A bag of rye chips and some smoked cheddar. Plus some meme mineral water most similar to BonAqua
>>
>>74794664
Patrick Kane
>>
>>74794696
Yeah, that's why the Yotes are in town. They want to learn how >we do it before they have to tarp off another third of their seats.
>>
barberio has had a highly positive overall impact, pateryn too. they drive the play at times. make u wonder
>>
>>74794723
>glass seats for $20
w e w foreclosure when
>>
only about an hour and a half until the game boys. although since its in torontistan there naturally will be a 24 year long opening ceremony with mounties and beavers doing circus tricks while a woman in a burka reads the quran at center ice
>>
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>>74794788
woah..............
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>>74794784
fucking lel
>>
>>74794788
This should be the eternal OP
>>
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Leafs are gonna get obliterated
>>
>>74794836
/hoc/ would never be able to agree on an eternal OP-image though
>>
>>74794784
Unfortunately under new Canadian hate speech laws I was forced to report you
Sorry anon enjoy life in prison
>>
>>74794784
excellent and accurate post
>>
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Let's go Leafs!
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>>74794851
this one is still relevant
>>
>>74794166
>first round matchup on the road against the Analslime Honda Centres
Prepare for an early exit boyo.
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>>74794868
Is the Air Canada Centre free from pork products?
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>smuk
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>>74794312
Wheats and potatoes
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>>74794924
Is dead :)
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If you want to make something fresh
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>>74794875
True
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>>74794920
Even their star player is a pig so I wouldn't think so.
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Who /lifelong/ Golden Knights fan here?
t. Chris from Las Vegas
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>>74794711
>>74794720
this is what i got. its gonna be wild
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>>74794989
I love their star player [insert expansion draft bust here]
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Alright lads 2016 playoffs starting
Who wins?
btw Phil Kessel ended the season with 90 pts, 43 goals and 47 assists. Sid with 60 assists and Corey Perry with 47 goals
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>>74794686
Spicy pork rinds
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>>74795045
What site is that?
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>>74795045
ana
kangz
bloos
assalanche
craps
rags
bloots
wangz
>>74795068
ehm
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>>74795086
I see
ANA
LA
STL
CHI
WSH
PIT
TB
DET
LA
STL
PIT
DET
STL
PIT
STL in 6
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For me, it's Laine
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For me, it's Marchand
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For me, it's Montreal Canadiens
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For me, it's Tortorella
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>>74795229
>marchand
>hart
lmfao really?
McDavid
Burns
Crosby
then Marchand maybe
How about the fact that he needed a coaching change to actually start playing well shouldnt that disqualify him?
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>>74795267
This. Marchand is also a giant power play babby
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For me, it's Phoenix Coyotes
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>>74795281
>948 posts late
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No idea what happened in the East to be honest
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>>74795283
Sorry mate >we've earned it
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>>74795283
>Phoenix
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>>74795292
Sorry mate, but we'll steal it
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>>74795317
>>74795292
>implying bettman hasn't already rigged the lottery for the vegas piss knights
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Who's gonna be the upset win tonight and why will it be Buffalo?
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>>74795333
trips of jewry
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>>74795333
>implying he hasn't rigged them to get the second pick to make it less obvious, since the top 2 pretty are a coin toss anyway
>>74795344
>upset win
>against Detroit
What?
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>>74795350
Stay mad at Jews, Pekka.
We run the world and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>74795353
As in Detroit is favored to win tonight
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For me, it's Babcock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJn0oJpSXfU
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>>74795362
>we
What part of Israel you from?
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Fuck off Mark and Connor
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>>74795267
that's the byng. but it's cool that all you have to do is mention his name and at least one leaf and one euro will neurotically become flustered and type out an incredibly reddit diatribe.
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>>74795291
>tfw only 2 wrong
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>>74795376
Maybe they are considered a slight favorite. But I think it would be a stretch to call it an upset if Buffalo wins.
Arizona beating Nashville or Dallas beating San Jose might is more like something I could see being called that.
But if you mean it in the sense of the oposing word to favored, then sure. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if Buffalo won tonight.
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Winners will be:
BUFFALO
LEAFS
OILERS
SAN JOSE
NASHVILLE
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Remember when Red Wong fags flooded this general and claimed to be the most die hard loyal fans on earth?
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>>74795457
it was like 2 guys both samefagging a lot. there aren't that many unique posters in this general.
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finland is so fucking gay holy shit im so glad im not a ugly retard finn
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>>74795526
jealousy breeds hate ;^}
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>>74795472
Which is sad considering how much pointless shitposting there is at nearly every hour of the day
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>>74795536
t. FIDF
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>>74795542
autism is a force of nature
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>>74792252
Mild-Shorks
Ruins-BJs
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I seriously hope you get some hellish affliction which results in your penis falling off piece by piece.
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>>74795585
me?
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>>74794005
worth heading to the box for roughing
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Fuck off Brendan and Dustin
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>tfw can't even begin to wonder which way the toronto boston game will go
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Just saw that Tkachuk hit. Looks like we have another name to add to the dirty player list lads.
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/non-playoff/bros how many times do you run the draft lottery simulator per day?
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>>74795637
if you're not dirty then you're a fucking sissy and you must wear a cute dress and kneel down in front of me and suck my dick
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>>74795422
>byng
>marchand
I hope that post was b8 then
>everything I dont like is reddit
ok
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>>74795672
>tfw don't want to protect any goalies or defensemen
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>>74795673
Almost sounds like you planned for this to happen. Are you by chance a broons fan
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>>74795672
Just did it for the first time this season and I don't feel the need to do it again :)
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>>74795637
What! Never even touched him
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Sure is ribbit in here
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>>74795733
>>74795733
Bruins/Leafs
>>74795733
>>74795733
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Just make some tomato and italian sasuage sauce. Gonna eat some pasta and green beans and watching hokkei. Going to be a comfy night.
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>>74795743
I don't care what the Jews say, tomatoes are a vegetable.
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>>74795743
shit games today
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>>74795743
>hot sausage with green pepper and onions
>slice of homemade cake for dessert
>team doesn't play tonight so no nerves and maximum shitposting output
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>>74795777
Are you a wizard
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>>74795777
>7 posts early
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>>74795672
Not at all, I just dont see any one player in this draft that is going to be that good.
And I'm sort of tired of being pressured to draft the "best available" player when its someone mediocre like MacKinnon.
I see all the projections of the Avs getting screwed and I dont really care. In some ways I think not drafting first will be better than drafting first this draft.
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>>74788708
>nationale
>that delusion and narcissism
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memes
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