OFFICIAL COLORADO AVALANCHE @ CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS GAMETHREAD

>6pm
>still bright as fuck outside
Thanks Daylight Savings.

>>74781968
it almost makes me aware of my alcoholism

Based Jimmy

>>74782007
>not being aware of it and embracing daytime drinking

>2 threads made at the same time
Shit.

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>>74782035
you beat me by five seconds

FUCK YOU GOALPOST

THAT WAS A NICE PLAY

Fucking trollpost

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

what the hell happened to the avs? weren't they a top division team like two seasons ago?

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THERAPIST

>>74782183
no

>>74782183
Two seasons? No

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Boss Ross Predicts that the Blackhawks get another 2 points tonight.

>>74782391
That goal is on you, buddy.

>left room to get something
>could still hear game
>could have sworn Eddie was saying hashtag drinking game
Also FUCK

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>>74782409
It was willed only to make the game more intense and the victory sweater.

TVR is still destined for Rockford, right?

>powerplay
>spend 1/3rd of it skating around in your own zone

>powerless play

Darlings gone back to the drink

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>Trailing to us at ANY point during a game

I see you guys are heading to a first round exit

>he clearly hates Steve and Lauren
This Hayden kid is alright

>>74782930
>Posting a pepe
Your fate is sealed

>the Mexicans are uniting with the Indians
uh oh

>manbun
I thought they went extinct.

>shot is clearly going to be blocked
>TVR shoots anyway

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>that kid on her dad's lap

>that kid
kek

Well eddie's drunk.

>>74782097
>christmas incident of 2013
what is this

>>74783758
magic

>>74783758
One of those things you had to be there for.

Long story short: Eddie and Pat got so drunk, they confessed their love for one another and shit was hilarious.

BASED DRUNK!

HOLY FUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL DRUNKEN GIANT

Beautiful.

well god dammit

On a GAGNÉ, on a gagné!
Allez Montréal!
On veut gagner!
On peut gagner!
On va gagner!

Allez Montréal!
On veut gagner!
On peut gagner!
On va gagner!

Baiser les blackhawks!!!!

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>>74783993

>>74783993
English please

>2 goal deficit after 2
This is nice...I guess.

>>74783993
You know there's a thread for that game? You can always fuck off over there

who is this woman does she do anything other than say stupid shit and ask banal questions.

>you can order blackhawks merchandise over the phone now

>>74784073
Something something fuck the blackhawks

>>74783993
I don't understand. You're American for chrissake. Did you copy paste a french Canadian song to be edgy? This is a majority of Habs fans right here

Chicks screaming for their Blackcocks

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>Losing after two periods to us

First round sweep even?

>Losing to Avalanche
Wew blackcucks

can I be a hawks fan for now on...i need to know how to best bandwagon

>>74784402
The best way is to say you're a "chicago fan" and bandwagon the fuck out of any team that's doing well.
This isn't really questioned and called out here for some reason.

At least the State of Hockey is still in a state of decay.

>>74784463
people drop bandwagon in pretty much every thread it's like nigger it means fucking nothing at this point.

>>74784479
This

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>>74784463

Get ready to talk about muh bad owner

at this point I'd settle for just seeing the Hawks get a decent chance on goal

How is this possible?!

>>74784585
Schmaltz keeps on fucking whiffing his chances.

it isnt even the pp and they are running passing drills

NOT SO FAST

HAYDEN OR TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING FINALLY

SCARRRRRRRRRR

>>74784644
>>74784643
NNNOOOOO LOSE TO THE AVS YOU FUCKING BLACKKEKS

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>no good
dicks

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>>74784581
People moved to a substitute good

Shit that's offsides

offsides my ass

WHAT

Ha ha ha

wew

How the fuck is that a good goal? Whgat the fuck is the NHL doing in toronto?

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we refpuck now

maybe they're saying the ref got in the way or something?

How do they keep fucking up these offsides reviews

I'm a hawks fan but lol that wasn't a goal.

UHHHHHHHHHHH that was 100% offside but I mean I'll take the goal.

Jesus christ NHL get it together. I mean, I'll take it but that was clearly offsides

wtf, do the refs have an alternate angle or something?

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>needing refpuck to stay in a game with the avs
Sad!

that's unbelievable right there

Sorry avsbros. Even Eddie is throwing a tantrum that it was offsides

Pretty clearly wasn't off. Not sure what you Johnny Come Lately hockey fans think you saw there. Maybe stick to basketball?

Fuck it, i'll take it.

Makes up for the minnesota meme goal the other day.

>>74784763
I don't know, don't they not have the view we got? How can (((they))) look at that and determine it wasn't offsides?

>>74784794
No angle can save that.

I wonder if they are saying that too much happened in-between that it didn't directly lead to the goal

PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least that one was legit

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DICK PANIC

maybe the ref's galaxy note has a bad pixel
Everybody panik

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EVERYONE'S GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>74784807
WGN broadcast showed a still frame of the puck crossing the blue line completely and both of Toews's skates didn't cross over. There's at least a half foot gap inbetween. He was offsides.

>net front presence

I HAVE 200$ ON AVALANCHE FUCK THIS NIGGER SHIT NHL IS DEAD TO ME

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

PANARIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck

>>74784844
I'm watching WGN. Wasn't off.

I'm not even mad

>it was 3-1

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BREADMAN

BUTTGOAL

HAHAHAHAH

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLLO

Jesus Christ what is Avalanche even?

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>mfw the NHL helps the Blackhawks win again

>17 seconds

Sounds familiar.

:3

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BRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

PANIK AT THE DISCO

BREADMAN

HOLY SHIT

What the fuck is happening? Avs, you don't need to tank anymore. You're already the worst team ever.

what the fuck

>3 goals* in 0:34

>>74784883
Avs did a pretty good job helping the Blackhawks score those last two.

>>74784893
we're not even tanking we just suck this much

>tfw Eddie actually created a meme by being drunk and forgetting the words to a song

Avs getting pumped and jacked that their getting screwed

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>>74784926
We know that feel

By the way, that was pretty clearly the NHL returning the favor for the Wild blown call.

That's how it should be. Atonement.

>watching adult swin
>forgot about game
>3-1 when I turn the stream on
>sit down on coach
>it's 3-4

lolwat

wew

rip avs

jesus talk about capitulating

TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74784951
this seems plausible actually

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TAZER

OH THE HUMANITY

The Captain!

>>74784942
ultimate memes if the sox somehow win the series now.

>>74784918
>obvious offside still a good goal
>momentum shift
>against a historically bad team

>>74784954
You could say.... it's an avalanche of goals

good christ

>>74784954
5-3 now

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jesus

BIZARRO NHL

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>>74784982

SSSCCCCAAAAAAARRR TAZER
what is going onnnnnnnn

>>74784951
Not in a different game against a different team. This game is full blown AIDS

>4 goals in 3:02

This is some beer league shit.

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Avalanche on the left

It's like the NHL All-Star Game

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>>74784982

You forgot your Carlos

>>74784942
>>74784926
We talking about the Bulls?

Lads. Got here late. Did I miss anything?

>>74785039
no

>>74785029
AHL All Stars vs NHL All Stars maybe.

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>>74785031
>Avalanche

>>74785053
I don't know. The AHL All Stars do have Pulju.

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>>74784976
No, it's going to be Cubs vs the Red Sox for the Worlds Eries to see which team Epstien built is better.

>>74784977
>Historically bad
>Avs have won a stan lee cup during the endless Canadian drought.

I felt like such a pimp by choosing Smith as my goalie for draftkings.....................fuckkkkkk

>>74785039
Boring game desu nothing out of the ordinary at all.

>this explanation for why it was an onsides play
kek, Toronto is in serious fucking damage control

>>74785063
Haha this is true

>canadia

>that explanation

Literally wut?!?

>>74785064
>Draft Kings
Hope you lose all your money on that shit.

HEADSHOT

>>74785078
What did they say to justify the shit call?

>>74785064
draftkings is still a thing?

>>74785063
Epstein doesn't have much to do with the current Red Sox at all.

>>74785064
>Taking the goalie of the worst team in the last decade against the best team in the west/league.

Was it like a backwards "whoever does the worst, wins" type of deal?

>>74785101
According to them even though Panarin hit the puck in ahead of Toews he did not have control of the puck and didn't touch it again until Toews had touched up

>>74785101
That it wasn't when the puck crossed the line but when panick touched it after crossing the line to confirm control of the puck in the offensive zone

>>74785093
Whys that? Im doing just fine by the way I made 100$ a couple days ago

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>>74785120

>>74785102
Yea, is there a better service or something?

>>74785125
wait what the fuck? so if the puck crosses the line but you don't touch it till your players touch up they're fine?

>Avs pulled their goalie
kek, they're fucking mad

Is roy still on the bench?

>>74785115
I thought it made sense but im probably just a dumb nigger. Thought because it was a big field event it made sense.

>>74785157
If he was he probably would have broken a stick by now.

>>74785153
that is actually the rule....the debatable part is whether Panarin had control of the puck (which would make it instantly be offsides). I'd argue he did but apparently the NHL saw things differently.

>>74785153
That's what these Toronto fucks just said

>>74785179
It 100% looked like he had control unless im too drunk to see straight but i swear he had control of the puck

>>74785064

Darling has been mediocre tonight but he was actually leading the NHL in save percentage recently. The Avalanche have basically the worst goaltending in the NHL. You're an idiot.

>>74785179
Now we get delicious, delicious Wild tears. Avs fans don't care.

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>>74785155
Not like their goalie was doing anything for the last 5 minutes.

>>74785103
A decent chunk of players who Epstine picked are still in the Red Sox line up. They just collapsed in 2011 because of shit tier management.


Also, you may all repent for your lack of faith for the Boss Ross Guarantee.

Shithawks are losing first round of playoffs

KRUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit just twisting that knife

>>74785222
wew

>>74785222
Nice trips but you are delusional and salty as fuck

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KRUGER

gg Avs

HAWKS ARE NOW UP 7 POINTS ON THE MILD

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KRUUUUUUUUUUUUGS
gg avs

GG avs

Sorry

How many points are they behind the overrall leader now?

Didn't the Capitals have 100?

>Falling apart so easily
Wow Avs

>>74785259
Capitals AND columbus are on 100

GG avs

>>74785259
Capitals and Blue Jackets both have 100

>>74785222
Gonna need at least quints for that one.

also holy shit darlings new mask is gorgeous

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gg Avs

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gg Avalanche

>Late Night Baseball is now on
Time to get comfy

>>74785304
Take your faggot pictures and shove them up your ass, faggot.

>>74785259
Caps and Jackets have 100 and a game in hand over the Hawks. Pens have 99 and a game in hand.

>>74785063
As in this season is one of the worst since the lockout. There's like 2 teams that were worse and they were tanking for McDavid.

>>74785343
>>74785343
>getting triggered by pixels on your computer screen
fucking lel, you must have problems

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>>74785343
k

Not like this Colorado not like this. Now someone pass the scotch

>>74785411
Go suck your mom's dick, princess.

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>>74785443

>>74785443
Do us a favor and kill yourself. Make the world a better place. Your edge and teenage angst almost hurts me.

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>>74784807
This is the definition of offsides

>>74785523

>up two halfway through the third before a blown call cuts the deficit to one
>give up two more in a span of 17 seconds and an empty-netter as time expires

Clearly, this non-call gave the Hawks the game.