PIT: Sidney Crosby tricks way to 40 goals
PIT: Fleury silences Panthers on 21 shots
OTT: Senators stick with Anderson Sunday vs MTL
CBJ: Bobrovsky seeking seventh straight win Sunday
ANA: Jonathan Bernier remains on fire in March
EDM: Connor McDavid regains NHL points lead at 80
EDM: Cam Talbot sets career-high with six shutouts
MIN: Devan Dubnyk continues slump
NYR: Antti Raanta rides seesaw in win over Wild
CAR: Eddie Lack wins a battle of the backups
MTL: Carey Price gets back in the win column
WAS: T.J. Oshie takes team lead with hat trick
First for my dad being a ghost
>>74780968
first for marchand for rocket richard trophy
>>74780996
sauce?
>>74780991
F, I'm sorry for your loss.
Unless you mean that he left you/your family. In that case, fuck him
How to commit suicide
How to kill myself
How to end my life
How to become deceased voluntarily
>>74780968
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Degenerates like you need to be strung up and shot in the dick you fucking hippie
Are the writers dumb enough to give McDavid the Hart even though he won't lead in any major category?
>>74781014
Yup he left. Thanks swedebro. Good game in that sochi gold medal bruv, felt the Backstrom suspension really was a joke.
>>74780991
the nature of things. I hope you are doing well.
jests about to choke
Division vs divisions
Atlantic vs
>Metro 0.532
>Central 0.515
>Pacific 0.615
Metro vs
>Atlantic 0.608
>Central 0.638
>Pacific 0.632
Central vs
>Atlantic 0.585
>Metro 0.474
>Pacific 0.537
Pacific vs
>Atlantic 0.564
>Metro 0.500
>Central 0.565
I hope this inspires brain function
>>74781037
leave canada
>>74781063
sauce?
>>74781048
He is the most valuable to his team.
>>74780985
>>74781013
You misunderstood. I meant their prospects that aren't in the NHL yet, though sometimes, young NHL players do go. The junior players that are prospects can still have contracts with the NHL team, so technically, the NHL teams should be able to control what they do just like they do with their NHL players.
Maybe they should stop playing junior hockey altogether? Think of how many injuries occur in junior before the products even get to the NHL. Pretty risky Mr.Bettman. Lots of potential revenue going down the drain.
Only post in this thread if your country has atleast 1 (One) player with either 80 (Eighty) points or 40 (Forty) goals in the 2016-2017 NHL season
>>74781057
That sucks :/
Thank you. Not even close to good enough though. And no point in being angry about that. It is what it is, we can only put our hope in the next olympics (and that Bettman and the owners aren't complete cunts).
Oh, congratulations to the gold
>>74781071
but i thought the central was the best
>>74781037
this
>>74781037
>degenerates
>because of weed
Meanwhile,
>DUDE, I'm so wasted
wheeler stronk
dumb weed abusers
by principle i wont participate in this thread
good luck having fun without me
>The Pittsburgh Penguins won't repeat
>>74781141
fag
>>74781141
>water soluble vs non-water soluble
Alcohol is a lot easier for your system to get rid of. THC gets stuck in your brain for a long time.
>>74781110
No, there's value to playing in that tournament because they need to practice against other talented players instead of in junior leagues where it's all spread out. It's not just a meme tournament for another company like the Olympics are.
You're not thinking smart enough here though. Ideally the NHL SHOULD actually kill the existing junior leagues and create their own super junior league for the best pre-draft players to play in.
>>74781037
>DUDE GENOCIDE LMAO
>Sidney Crosby won't win the Ross and Richard
>>74781194
Theres not enough juniors at a single time to be able to. They need the university students.
t. Ex CHL draftee
>>74781110
>being this mad that you won't get to watch another boring olympics where canada sleepwalks to gold
>>74781188
nice psuedoscience
i better stop smoking weed though don't want to get cirrhosis and liver failure
>>74781091
4-2
Alcohol is more degenerate than weed desu.
lel
Blackhawks Wild in the western finals, we all know this, right?
>alcohol vs weed
You're both degenerates
>>74781063
holy shit what
Mikke is elite! ELITE!
>>74781283
4-3
>>74781255
DUDE
Fucking Jets. Horrible team to have a lead.
>>74781257
casual
>>74781279
>trashville and >blose both passing the >mild
Unlikely
>helleshit
>>74781257
4-3
>>74781279
> wild not completely having a melt down and limping into the first round
> trashville, kek
> poos making the playoffs
Only good teams in the western conference are the sharks and hawks.
>>74780544
not with hellebust
>>74781071
Teams with the least amount of travel do the best?
HEY DO ANY OF YOU ANONS WANT TO GRAB A COLD ONE?
>>74781333
>kongs
>>74781037
t. prairie dweller who gets shitfaced on cheap liquor every night
>crossthread replies
kys
>>74781362
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
>it's a hellebuyck is complete garbage episode
just call up comrie, these games don't mean anything anyways
>>74781307
>trashville and >blose both passing the >mild
hm? I didn't understand that. Do you mean that the blues and the predators will beat the Wild?
>>74781430
i remember hellebyuck from cawlidge hawkey, he was always unreal against my team
>>74781188
That's some pretty bad reasoning, considering the effects of THC are mild compared to alcohol. Sure, it stays in your system, but the effects are long gone.
>>74781362
So this is a semen slurping sport after all
You now remember Patrick Lalime
>>74781451
College hokkii is trash.
>>74781436
The only way the >mild and Hawks play in the WCF is if one of them is the wild card and crosses over to the Pacific
>>74781362
>>74781483
Is that Bill Cowher?
>>74781232
>sleepwalks
They haven't won that often to consider them guaranteed. They've fucking loss to the Swiss!
>>74781281
t. Mormon
>>74781473
who?
I'm gonna take a left field guess here but I think this will be there year a team that has never won the cup will win it. Honestly, it would be more exciting than watching the same fucking team win it again
>>74781493
When did they lose to the Swiss? 2006?
I thought they only lost 1 game the last 2 olympics, a round robin to USA
KEEEEEEEK JESTS
>>74781362
>drinking milk in adulthood
Fucking degenerates.
TIE
>>74781476
oh, so it's because of divisions right? I thought they could meet.
>the shitty of jests
>>74781451
Didn't the River Hawks have like the best defense in the East conference?
>jest
>jets
jesus
I hope Flaherty gets shot
>>74781519
No it wouldn't.
>blowing a 4 goal lead in half a period
I wanna die
>>74781556
this
why the fuck hasn't he been fired or murdered?
>>74781071
So the Metro is the best division, and Atlantic has done the best vs. the best division
Thus logically:
1. Metro
2. Atlantic
[POWER GAP]
3. Pacific
4. Central
>the assblasted shantytown of winnipeg
my fucking sides
>>74781512
Goalie for Ottawa and some other team during the first decade of this century pretty much
>every finn in the game has at least one point
>except one
Literally shaking right now
>wienerpeg
>>74781589
I had no idea there were more than 4 white people in Atlanta
>jest
lmfao
>>74781610
i wonder who it could be
>>74781565
And you would prefer...?
>>74781015
>jets can't even win on my birthday
feels a bit lousy man
Jests fans on suicide watch
>>74781538
Lowell rose from nowhere in 2011-12, which was Hellebuyck's freshman year. But yes, it's been very good for a while, although a .952 SV% and 1.37 GAA aren't too shabby.
>>74781474
delet this
>>74781631
kek wasnt this when perry gave that ugly kid a cheeky slewfoot?
>>74781587
Atlantic is shit. They just have less travel than the West teams, so they are well rested for their games against the Metro.
Nino will win it cap this shit
>it was 4-0
>>74781512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuBxEfFWvM
he blew this playoff series for the sens
>>74781642
Not the Caps or CBJ's.
>>74781661
corey perry dindu nuffin, he a good boy going to the rink getting his life together
>>74781678
I like him too, it's because his name reminds me of Niedermeyer.
>>74781658
Has a college kid ever became more than just a 2nd liner or backup goalie in the NHL
elite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfysDNnuX64
>>74781710
Isn't Talbot doing ok with the Oilers? Played for a meme team in college.
>mongols unironically thought wienerpeg would make the playoffs
KEK
also
>thinking the oilers aren't way ahead of wienerpeg
classic wienerpeg delusion
fucking garbage franchise
Is this boxscore right? Dubshit let in 4 goals on 12 shots? Why hasn't he been pulled?
>Jests being outshot 35-16
Jesus christ this team is a mess. Just trade them all to Liiga
>>74781702
First off, CBJ isn't getting past the second round at most.
Second, we ALL know Caps aren't getting past the second round.
I'm talking Nashville or San Jose senpai
>best rookie in the league
>rest of the team is a chokeshow
>Whippin egg fans actually think this fagget is elite
LOL!!!!!!!!
>>74781770
Is that the Leafs or Winnipeg you're talking about?
Anyone else find it kind of pathetic how the jest use those 1.0 jerseys? It's like they're desperate to run away from their failure and relive the glory days of losing to the oilcucks year after year
kek
>>74781770
>rest of the team is a chokeshow
Umm, Pittsburgh won 4-0 today
Is Edmonton or Winnipeg a worse place to live?
mfw Jets can't even hold a fucking lead
>all this delusion from the franchise that thinks they're half a McDavid away
>>74781747
4 on 8 shots for added comedy. I was certain he'd get pulled after the 4th,but I guess they knew Winnipeg would decide to hang themselves after that so it didnt matter
>>74781823
Edmonton has the Oilers and is closer to the mountains. Winnipeg has a lake
>>74781823
Winnipeg.
Atleast in Edmonton you make money by living in a shanty.
>>74781723
I remember he got a lot of shit for that celebration. Would be appropriate for a game 7 OT winner.
>>74781823
I have family who live in Edmonton and claim to like it
the only family I had in Winnipeg moved because of how awful it was
>>74781710
Paul Kariya, Bill Kessel, Tony Rangers, Jonathan Towes, Tim Thomas, Ken Dryden, Ryan Miller, TJ Oshie, Brett Hull
>>74781857
Yeah. I don't really get why though. Just let the kid be happy.
CBJ: Clinches playoff appearance
get rid of the loser point. the laffs have no business being near a playoff spot. they have literally lost more games than they have won.
All Oilers-fans now remember Ryan Smyth's last game
>>74781875
I think he meant The guys who end up being free agents.
>>74781823
>mfw I just moved to Edmonton from Winnipeg
There's a lot more to do here
World Waterpark is lit
Is Minnesota about to win?
>>74781823
Winnipeg is supposedly much worse
Alberta and the Maritimes are the only pure places to live in Canada
>>74781710
torey krug is metrically a top pairing defenseman and is one of the best passing d in the entire league
>>74781894
3 points for regulation win
2 points for ot win
1 point for ot loss
0 points for regulation loss
the ot losing meme won't be ending but with this it doesn't have that much impact.
>>74781823
Winnipeg has a legitimate claim to not only the worst city in Canada, but one of the worst in North America.
It is unironically a terrible place to live.
>>74781930
its better
>>74781919
Does Chicago have 3 cups in 6 years?
>>74781759
>First off, CBJ isn't getting past the second round at most.
>Second, we ALL know Caps aren't getting past the second round.
Literally impossible, given that the metro bracket second round match up is going to be CBJ vs WSH
>>74781894
Even without the loser point the Laffs are still in the playoff hunt. Theyd be 2 points back of NYI with a game in hand
>>74781957
Tampa vs Pittsburgh desu
>>74781930
you read that shit on reddit
go back cuck
>>74781957
>Literally impossible
BJs lose in round 1, Caps lose in round 2
>>74781823
Winnipeg
t. Winnipegger
>>74781970
without the loser point the leafs would have 15 less points
IT.WAS.4.0.
>>74781990
it's how we do here in Europe you fucking retard.
>>74781990
i read it on hfboards a decade ago
>>74781930
Ideal point giveout
3 points for regulation win
2 points for ot win
1 point for shootout win
0 points for any other result
-10 points for every Finn skater on your bench
>>74782002
And NYI would have 12 less points
>>74781957
Quit being an autistic nigger
CBJ has little to now hope. This isn't regular season. Just because "uh muh jackets played well this season" doesn't mean anything. They'll choke in the playoffs
>>74781908
that's probably just St. Louis then
>>74781908
tony rangers was undrafted out of college
>>74782034
i hardly call that in the hunt. wishful
>>74782002
>he doesnt know NYI have 12 loser points
>>74781906
Wake me up
>>74782032
luckily points aren't a thing during games.
>>74781990
you really need to rethink your life choices
>>74782068
Vintage Meme
>>74782080
neither the isles nor the laffs would be in the hunt
>>74782090
Sure thing, bud
>>74781857
Americans are fucking retards about celebrations, probably all the fat in their brains.
>>74782108
All the teams not in playoffs in east have double digit loser points
>>74781957
Kek
2000 - 2008 - No Playoffs
2009 - Ousted first round
2010 - 2013 - No Playoffs
2014 - Ousted First Round
2015 - 2016 - No Playoffs
You're literally fucking retarded if you think the CBJ make it to the second round senpai
>>74781990
>acting like this is difficult to come up with
Plus, it's been done in other leagues/sports.
>>74781843
>>74781871
>>74781915
>>74781920
>>74781938
>>74781998
I suspected as much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrD-OYuEkyY
>>74781990
That's actually been the system in Finnish league for years but thanks for telling that you read reddit.
It's fucking retarded that more points are awarded if you draw the game.
holy fuck jets how did you mess that up
>>74782134
tbl
>>74782148
great album desu
>>74781822
Who's the best rookie in the league according to you?
>>74782034
>>74782080
So the Islanders are ahead by 2 non loser points. Are you guys trying to make a point here?
>>74782171
by being Canada's version of Minnesota
>>74782201
brandon carlo
>>74782180
>Has less ROW then Toronto
Shootout babbies
>>74782201
Matt Murray
>>74781823
Winnipeg
>>74782139
I think your the one who is retarded.
>acting like past teams == current team
You need to take a break from the memes.
>>74782223
>then
gb2 to india you stinky torontonian
>>74782171
ahl defense
In all seriousness how do you stop the penguins from repeating?
>Crosgod
>Malkin
>BILL
>young developing players
>Fleury
>Murray
I legitimately cannot see a single team beating them in a 7 game series
>>74782257
>I dont have an arguement: the post
>>74782124
Even if he did win the cup it just wouldn't be the same
>>74782306
>I legitimately cannot see a single team beating them in a 7 game series
right, that doesn't happen until april
The rapist will have a 5 point night, cap this shit
>>74782222
probably not
>>74782222
Chinese people. See them all over the place, in random locations, taking pictures of random shit.
>>74782306
i hope ovechkin plays the pedophile team and wins. i think it would be nice to have a red team vs. a green team too. i like
>>74782348
>>74782344
>>74782348
>>74782350
Why did they delete his quads?
>>74782222
Search Banff, Alberta and Jasper, Alberta
>>74781957
Don't be surprised when the Pens win the metro.
>>74782249
> Said the Canadien who's team never even qualified last year
>my sides
>>74782373
jannies clearing shit that even appears slightly off topic
>>74781930
These would be the standings with this points system
OTT 117
MTL 116
BOS 114
TOR 104
TB 103
FLA 92
BUF 91
DET 83
WSH 138
CBJ 133
PIT 132
NYR 130
NYI 105
CAR 96
PHI 92
NJ 82
Laffs would still be 1 pt out of a playoff spot with a game in hand. Them, Islels and Tampon gay all still remain in the hunt. So not much really changes.
>>74782170
This has been argued to death.
Only awarding 1 point for a W or 1 point each, unevenly rewards defensive play that nobody wants to see.
If you want tie games where everybody is a winner that stick to divegrass.
>>74782400
>jannies
I wonder if they banned Kippers?
my brother's friend tried to say some shit about how wayne gretzky was legit the best hockey player ever haha i shut that down real quick. he didn't know what hit him... his gf was impressed by my argument tactics and knowledge as well, shooting me stares throughout my diatribe.
>>74782405
good system
>>74782457
>tfw 2 dum to post puljus
>>74782457
you gonna fuck her lad?
>>74782148
but from the copypasta, I thought it was worse than mogadishu. Tht Edmonton is the frozen shithole
>>74782324
>Oilers win the cup
>McDavid is just about to lift it
>but then he spots SMyth standing on the bench with a giant grin on his face
>McDavid skates over to him, hands him the cup and lets him lift it before anyone else
Or would that be too reddit?
>>74782410
Holy fuck you're retarded. In football LESS points are awarded for draws, in NHL MORE points are awarded for draws. If you're really too fucking stupid to see which one favours draws you should kill yourself, just for the gene pool.
>>74782410
>where everybody is a winner
like when you get points for losing?
i have decided to not like the jets either. i used to think they were ok but i was mostly indifferent. but now they seem like bad posters
>>74781823
Winnipeg citizen here. Winnipeg is a nice city as long as you avoid the north end. Its basically an urban reserve. Takes up aboot 25% of the city but the perimeter neighborhoods around it are nice.
just bring back ties desu
>>74782488
>Oilers win the cup
This was your first mistake
>>74782410
It's the fact that teams stop trying to score in the last stages of the game to get the guaranteed loser point. They only try if it is against a team that is close to them in the standings in the same conference. Otherwise, they are ok with coasting to an OT.
The point of changing it is too give them an insentive to win it in regulation.
>>74782505
now that someone doesn't like them, i find them to be very good and i like them now
>>74782510
>muh gotta have the winner
americans m8
>>74782494
>LESS
fewer
>>74782405
And this is also retarded because would generally take 2+ games for any team to catch another in the standings.
Every team would essentially penalized for grinding out an OT appearance.
>>74782488
Don Cherry would never stop talking about him
>>74782524
tldr
As a monument to my autism, the standings with the loser point removed
Columbus-----94
Washington---92
Pittsburgh------90 +51
NY Rangers--90 +42
NY Islanders-66
Philadelphia--64
Carolina--------60
New Jersey---52
Montreal--------80
Ottawa----------78
Boston----------76
Tampa Bay----68
Toronto---------64
Florida----------62
Buffalo----------58
Detroit----------56
Chicago--------92
Minnesota-----86
St. Louis-------76
Nashville-------70
Winnipeg-------62
Dallas-----------56
Colorado-------40
San Jose------84
Calgary---------80
Anaheim-------76 +8
Edmonton-----76 +21
Los Angeles---67
Vancouver-----56
Arizona---------52
M1 - Columbus
M2 - Washington
M3 - Pittsburgh
A1 - Montreal
A2 - Ottawa
A3 - Boston
W1 - NY Rangers
W2 - Tampa Bay
C1 - Chicago
C2 - Minnesota
C3 - St. Louis
P1 - San Jose
P2 - Calgary
P3 - Anaheim
W1 - Edmonton
W2 - Nashville
WHY WON'T JETS WIN?
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MONEY DAMN IT
>>74782467
Following the Finns point system
NYI (27*3)+(6*2)+(12*1) = 105
TOR (25*3)+(7*2)+(15*1) = 104
>>74782548
everything in its right place
>>74782564
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
SCARRRR
>>74782520
>not knowing how to imagine the impossible
>>74782538
If he's still alive tbf
>>74782529
>i'm advocating for ties to be brought back
>somehow this translates to "we need to have a winner"
FINN
IN
BIN
laine with GWG
>>74782524
But that doesn't work.
You'd have teams putting up 2 goals and then playing keep away for X amount of minutes. So fucking exciting..
>>74782564
You bet money on the Jets? I bet you have a big poster of Patrik Laine above your bed too, faggot
>>74782488
>Smyth on the bench
Why the fuck is Smyth there? Last I heard, he's in the hospital with a concussion from playing beer league hockey.
>>74782596
Mad because betting is outlawed in the land of the free?
Get rid of the shootout
Get rid of the loser point
Thats how the game should be.
>>74782405
>These would be the standings with this points system
That's presumptious. Teams would play differently with different point rewards.
>>>74782532
>Every team would essentially penalized for grinding out an OT appearance.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>74782548
I'm ok with this. Just eliminate the shootout and it would be perfect
>I like the shootout though
SENS VS. HABS GAME THREAD:
>>74782624
>>74782624
>>74782624
>>74782624
>>74782624
>>74782589
What is stopping that from happening now? That is a legit strategy in the NHL if teams are willing to fuck the fans over like that.
>>74782596
Home game against team that played less than 24 hours ago, Jets also have excellent record against the Central this season, not a bad bet. >>74782601
>>74782601
Let's say that he spent the game in a box, but walked down to the bench after they won to celebrate with the team
Ps. I'm not talking about this season.
>>74782619
> implying that stops Americans from betting
Only a smelly Swede can be this retarded
>>74782629
>remove shootout
Countless OTs, or end the game as a tie?
>>74782584
>tfw only way in the gym to motivate myself to push out those extra reps is to imagine Donny yelling at me LETS GO CMON KID LETS GO
He can't die I'll never make it
>>74782601
He's a skills coach with the team
>>74782564
>>74782581
lel, I feel you
MELCHIORI
>>74782547
Maybe you should kys.
>>74782589
>You'd have teams putting up 2 goals and then playing keep away for X amount of minutes. So fucking exciting..
Did you miss Canucks@Oilers last night?
>>74782629
they should have to keep playing until one of them wins like the playoffs. fuck em and their travel plans
>>74782548
>Anaheim-------76 +8
>Edmonton-----76 +21
Why is +8 higher than +21?
>>74782657
>record him saying random stuff like that
>loop it in your headphones while at the gym
>????
>muscles?
>>74782619
Only daily betting. You can still open one of those fancy gambling accounts on one of those fancy bot filled sites.
>>74782656
Countless OT. 3-on-3 means the OT will rarely go over 10 minutes anyway.
>>74782651
Betting with cryptocurenncies like bitcoin is all good I guess until FBI starts knocking at your door.
>>74782548
>a 5x5 win counts the same as a 3x3 and they both count the same as a SO win
Good meme
>>74782681
If theyre so worried about being tired just let the other team score. Better than a skills competition deciding the game
Or bring back ties.
>>74782629
I'm ok with this. The 3on3 is a good enough way to end games. They won't last that long without a shootout.
>>74781991
>leafs are gonna beat Jackets
You wish
>>74782714
Not a bad idea buddy thank you!!
Also thanks for Klefbom and Larsson
>>74782676
>Cantpucks / Oilers
>playing shit hockey
come on, senpai
>>74782724
> Missed the complete point of previous post
Only in Sweden
>>74782756
>BJs winning the conference
lol
>laffs making the playoffs
LOL
O
L
>>74782756
How the fuck would the Leafs play the Jackets in Round 1?
>>74782761
I'm glad if I could be of any help
And thank you for saving Larsson from molding into oblivion in New Jersey
Lads! I came up with the ultimate point system:
>Regulation win counts for 5 points
>OT win counts for 3 points
>Shootout win counts for 2 points
>Regulation loss counts for 0
>OT/shootout loss counts for 1
>>74782139
>best season for a Jackets team ever
>just one win short of the all time streak
>'16-'17 Jackets are a distinct 2 on that list
But it means nothing because if you haven't won you can't.
>>74782794
>Jackets are tied for 1 seed in east
>Leafs are in WC2 spot
FUCK OFF MINNESOTA
baklava is good but the devils are bad
>>74782774
>but teams would play shitty hockey
>teams already play shitty hockey
>they don't count because >canadian teams lol
Good conversation
>>74782807
I like it
>>74782808
>one win short of streak
OT and Shootout babby.
Put an asterick beside that senpai
Pongs had the streak with all regulation wins
>>74782814
Exactly, that would mean both of those impossible things happening happened.
>>74782712
Shit, I knew I would mess up somewhere
M1 Columbus vs Tampa Bay W2
M2 Washington vs Pittsburgh M3
A1 Montreal vs NY Rangers W1
A2 Ottawa vs Boston A3
C1 Chicago vs Nashville W2
C2 Minnesota vs St. Louis C3
P1 San Jose vs Anaheim W1
P2 Calgary vs Edmonton P3
Would honestly be a great playoff matchup
>>74782803
He's a strong guy
>>74782681
This. The fuck are there 82 games anyway. They could drop to say 64 or so, eliminate back to backs, have more Friday night and weekend afternoon games.
>>74782803
>from molding into oblivion in New Jersey
you want to hear it too?
FUCK JETS ARE GOING TO LOSE NOW
bofflen you stupid nigger
>>74782737
Already put my ideal point makeup here: >>74782032
It was just some easy math I thought I would put up
>>74782862
Would be better if
>BJs vs >blots
>caps vs >pongs
>snes vs >rags
>hasb vs >ruins
>hacks vs >blose
>mild vs >perds
>shorks vs cucks
>flim flams vs oilels
>>74782899
Whatd I do anon?
>>74782870
For you :)
>>74782890
?
NO. THAT PUCK LANDED RIGHT ON BIG BUFFS GLOVE
that sucks haha lol
>>74782933
This is like the 10th time this year he's taken a retarded penalty in the last 3 minutes or so
Shit is fucking irritating.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>74782919
>hacks vs. >blose
No. No. NO NO. A million times no. I'm sick of playing the Blues for fucksake. And they're really turning things around and I really want to make it to the second round at least. Fuck you, no!
ohhhhhh, lucky save
>>74782972
Congrats on your win, bro.
>the oilers haven't been 14 games above .500 since they traded gretzky
He IS the chosen one
>MILD
Mild just keep losing, I swear I'm gonna laugh so hard when they're knocked out of a playoff spot after going on a massive losing streak
>>74782995
Thanks bro
You too?
>the mild will beat the jest
What did /hoc/ mean by this?
>>74782978
Rivalries bro
>>74783011
Hell yes, too stressful
>jets 10 points from the playoff spot
wut, when did this happen and why is it allowed
>"fancy stats"
MUMPED
>>74783021
I don't give a shit. Fuck the Blues and they're stupid fucking Up and down season making it impossible to tell what they'll play like in the playoffs and FUCK TARASENKO
>>74783038
shit goaltending
>>74783003
>The Atlanta Thrashers have been in the playoffs more recently then the Edmonton Oilers
remember when the mild were "good"
>>74783051
What do you have against Tarasenko?
>>74783045
>there are people on this board who still think ""fancy stats"" are good
I hate my teams twitter account, it's so fucking awful
>>74783065
> plays meh most of the season
> Playoffs come, all the sudden he's a fucking goal scorer
>>74783051
I have a theory that Tarasenko and Tavares are clones. Have a team in a rich market but your team is shit?
Have a clone. Sell some jerseys.
In a Facebook post on Friday afternoon,Ren Bostelaar — one of the people behind the enormously popular@stats_canada Twitter account — confessed to sharing names and “sensitive photos” of women he knows on 4chan’s /b/ message board. Further investigation by those affected has uncovered what appears to be a pattern of behaviour by Bostelaar involving similar actionsacrossmultiple websites overmore than a decade.
Bostelaar is one of five people behindthe satirical Stats Canada Twitter account, whose 603,000 followers make itthe most followed comedy brand in the country (well beyond 22 Minutes, The Beaverton, and even Just For Laughs). He is also credited as a co-author of its two spin-off books and has appeared as the face of the groupon shows such asQ with Jian Ghomeshi.
Fun Fact.
The Atlanta Thrashers have scored at the Staples Center more recently then the Buffalo Sabres
>>74783131
for real now?
top lmao
>>74783131
hi leddit
>>74783118
Worst part is that one of those Emma Watson leaks will probably do more damage
>>74783173
Hi. How are you?
>>74783118
tldr
>>74783131
Buffalo plays in LA once a year, who cares, that's not impressive
>>74783169
Yup. Even more eye opening is The Atlanta Thrashers have more recently had a 30-goal scorer than the Detroit Red Wings. Thrashers last was 2009-2010 Ilya Kovalchuk. Red Wings last was 2008-2009 Henrik Zetterberg, Pavel Datsyuk and Marian Hossa
>>74783106
And let's be honest. Crybaby Crawford isn't the best at stopping Tarasenko either
>>74783265
Okay. The Atlanta Trashers have won at the Honda Center more recently then The Calgary flames.
>>74781037
adorable
you're trying too hard, milkbag
http://ontariohockeyleague.com/article/ohl-announces-2016-17-coaches-poll-winners
>Best Offensive Defenceman:
>Eastern Conference:
>1. Vili Saarijarvi, Mississauga Steelheads (40) – finished second in Western Conference in 2015-16
>2. Ryan Mantha, Niagara IceDogs (15)
>3. Matthew Timms, Peterborough Petes (14)
>Western Conference:
>1. Darren Raddysh, Erie Otters (33)
>2. Mikhail Sergachev, Windsor Spitfires (20) – finished third in 2015-16
>3. Filip Hronek, Saginaw Spirit (16)
>Best Defensive Defenceman:
>Eastern Conference:
>1. Ryan Mantha, Niagara IceDogs (24)
>2. Stephen Desrocher, Kingston Frontenacs (19)
>3. Jacob Moverare, Mississauga Steelheads (15)
>Western Conference:
>1. Erik Cernak, Erie Otters (21)
>2. Alex Peters, Flint Firebirds (18)
>3. Brandon Crawley, London Knights (16)
What did Juolevi mean by this?
>>74783444
where's the best overall defensemen list?
He's 1st on that.
>>74783291
> crybaby crawford
Why are all you Blues fans such faggots?
>>74783573
St. Louis is a faggot town
>>74783573
I'm a Boston fan asswipe
I never even said I liked St Louis. If you weren't so illiterate and could read you would know that.
Remember when people said Ovechkin would win rocket richard over Crosby, remember the memes, look at that dumb slav now
>>74783690
> throwing shade at St Louis
> Lives in Canada
Slow down there Trudeau. It's not their fault your teams can't win cups anymore. They're not busy SJW'ing it up constantly
>Canes down by 1 after the first period
Looks like it's a W folks!
>>74783106
He's like 3rd in the league in goals right now, and this is his 3rd consecutive season with 30+ goals.
>meh
Oh, I see, you're from reddit
>>74783732
Boston?
So you're a bigger faggot than I thought
>>74783806
> 3rd consecutive season with 30+ goals
Call me when he reaches 9 consecutive season shit for brains
>>74783118
>Just For Laughs
fuck, this is the first time I 've seen a canadian acknowledging the existance of that. I remember it since I was a teenager.
>>74783690
> takes a faggot to know a faggot
>>74783870
A Blackcuck fan calling ME a faggot? Okay, pal.
>>74783870
Retard, you said "all of a sudden", 3 seasons of 30+ goals and being near the top of the goal scoring leaders isn't all of a sudden. There shouldn't be any surprises when he scores goals on your gay reddit team in the playoffs.
>>74783967
I'm sorry. It's hard to read 15th century faggotry.
I'm more focused on our 3 cups we already have. Thanks.
>>74784024
>3
>doesn't even know the team is supposedly cheers for
Reddithawks have 6, damn the bandwagon is strong
>>74783088
Avs?
>>74784024
Must be 18+ kid. Come back in about 7 years
>>74784093
>not knowing that blackhawks started playing in 2007-08
>>74784148
SCARRRRRRRRRRR WEISS
Radek Dvorak
Zigmund Palffy
>>74781174
>The Hawks ain't taking 4 in 8 years
>>74784371
>Losing to the Avs at home
JEFF "CHOCOLATE MILK" SKINNER
>>74784430
>Losing to the avs at all
First round exit
Sens/Habs is the best matchup in the East
y/y
They can't disappoint me this many times right?
i hate the fact that they can review for ticky-tacky offsides calls 45 seconds before a goal, but i love that it's about to go against the hawks. what do
>>74784743
you don't understand the depth of hawks refpuck
>>74784743
>they didn't overturn it
okay, nevermind
So what happens if two "x" round exits meet in the xth round?
>avs
what the FUCK just happened
>It was 3-1
What the fuck is Avalanche's deal?
>>74784908
they're the worst team in the league, what do you expect
>>74784908
>worst team in the league with a random ahl call up in net against hawks
boy, what a shocker
>3 goals in 34 seconds
>one more a couple minutes later
AVS PLS
>three goals in half a minute
>>74784940
I realize that but how the fuck do you lead 3-1 for 2 quarters only to completely collapse the third one? Takes a special kind of choking for that.
>>74784430
I shouldn't have posted this.
>>74784992
oh they already scored a fifth one, lmao
>5-3
>>74785002
>quarters
>>74785062
It's 2:29 am I should already be in bed. I'm tired you know what I meant
This Avs colour guy is really flustered by the Hawks getting the call their way.
Crosby top 5 alltime
>>74785106
Imagine being contractually obligated to watch 82 Colorado Avalanche hockey games.
>>74785137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3QntKA9lOA
>>74785137
It's a lot easier to watch 82 Avs games when you're not a fan. You'd get to see a lot of good hockey from one team for at least 60 of those.
>>74785131
Crosby GOAT
Prove me wrong
Does no one get vaccinated against the mumps over there?
>>74785221
Anti-vaxxers have created a mutant strain of mumps that older immunizations are ineffective against
>bet on chicago winning by at least two
>turn the game off at 1-3
wew
>>74785183
Haha I'm so happy that's on YT. I love it every time he's so excited watching the play, then completely deflated when the goal is scored.
BJUGSTAD CUTS IN, BACKHANDER!, NICE SAVE! REBOUND! ANOTHER SHOT, scores
>Philthadelphia needing refpuck
>Still can't score
>>74785131
Good post
>Snes cant even beat the Habs
Are they the least capable of the non-wildcard playoff teams?
>Byron is a 20 goal scorer
>Post Calgary's face when
Reminder that only Canadians have 80 points this season.
Are you even trying rest of the world?
>>74785251
You're welcome senpai.
DELET THE HAWKS RN.
>>74785421
At what point does Minnisota lose the "State of Hockey" title to California?
>>74785437
When California produces more than 40 NHL players
>kongs
>ploffs
"no"
>another season of the blues playing the wild or hawks
how are people not tired of this matchup?
>>74785437
> California only has 3 cups
> state of hockey
not until it passes boston, chicago, or new york with cups
>>74785491
normans like their "rivalries"
Can the kongz beat the flimflams?
>>74785491
>yfw the Hawks play Nashville in the 1st round
>yfw the Hawks play Minnesota in the 2nd round
>yfw the Hawks play San Jose in the 3rd round
>yfw the Hawks play Shittsburgh in the SC
>>74785516
You bet we do
>Listening to avalanche/hawks game on radio.
>avs up 2-1
>scar
>up 3-1 in third period
>go inside to do some shopping
>check phone
>final score 6-3 hawks
The fuck happened?
>>74785527
why would I watch reruns when there's an exciting hawks-free second round on tv?
>>74785526
The >kongs can barely beat their wives
>>74785551
dude asvs lmao
>>74785527
> expecting the Mild to beat the Blose
>>74785527
>implying hawks make it past nashville.
>>74785551
The Avs are the worst team in the salary cap era
>on pace for less than 50 points
god damn the kongs suck
>>74785557
>>74785570
>poo hip beating anyone
Nashville are shit. Good enough for the playoffs but shit. Hawks in 5.
>>74785564
Fair point.
>>74785576
But 5 goals in one period?
Mein got
>>74785558
Take some lessons from the Avs?
>>74785551
lost a soft coaches' challenge and gave up
>>74785527
They'll be playing the Ducks in the 2nd Round.
>>74785588
That attitude is exactly why nashville will win.
>>74780968
>furpuck
>>74785590
Yeah, that's to be expected of a team like the Hawks.
When the kongs lose tonight is this the end of their season? I see no possible path for the playoffs for them if they lose tonight
>>74785606
This desu
>>74785607
Well I'm not playing, and the players wont take Nashville lightly.
But seriously, Nashville isn't beating the Blackhawks. Unless somehow Nashville becomes better than every single team that the Blackhawks recently defeated, then they aren't going to beat a team that they've lost to 4 times already this season.
>philly finally gets a goal with 41 SOG
congratulations
You know that every American in here is just a cuck to his Canadian masters, right?
>>74785634
>Have 2 starters
>None of them win anything
LELMAO
>>74785658
Who are you even talking to?
>implying canadians arent the biggest cucks besides sweeden to muslims
>>74785658
shut the fuck up cuck
>>74785693
t. 60% white
>Aho fucks up to help Philly score
>Pesce own goal
We can never be happy can we?
KONGZ SCOORRREEE!!!
>>74785551
Refpuck
Nice job winning with refpuck filthy
>>74785736
OT should've started on the PP. The Aho call was soft too
>Tkachuk BTFO Poo Doughty
haahahahaha
>>74785693
You watching them play their shitty sport for American money
I personally can't think of anything more cucky with sports than that
>>74785648
Trashville is losing games to ass teams. No way they can take the hawks in a series. People are so asshurt over the hawks they will say the avs would beat them in a series just to say the hawks won't win.
>Philthadelphia needing to pay the refs to beat the Hurricants.
Pathetic.
The wild peaked too early.............
>>74785750
Hawks will refpuck all the way to 4 in 8
The little thing I love about being a Canes fan is to watch Quebecfags reaction to Canes hockey once they move. You better be get your nooses ready faggots.
>rags
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>74785933
Wait until Cincinnati gets a team
>>74785829
Apehoop was invented by Canadians too, go back there
>snes
If I was an NHL owner I would name my team the Monkeys
The Moose Factory Monkeys
The Red Deer Monkeys
The Jasper Monkeys
The Banff Monkeys
The Seattle Monkeys
The Quebec City Monkeys
The Atlanta Monkeys
The Helsinki Monkeys
The Karpat Monkeys
The Oulu Monkeys
The Stockholm Monkeys
The Moscow Monkeys
The Madrid Monkeys
The London Monkeys
The Manchester Monkeys
The Stockholm Monkeys
The Paris Monkeys
The Nizhnekamsk Monkeys
The Johannesburg Monkeys
The Shanghai Monkeys
>>74785933
If you ever want a great laugh, read the St Louis Cuisine wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_cuisine
>>74785988
this is one of the best posts in a long time
>>74785988
>apepuck
>>74785933
Who gives a duck about St. Louis? Shouldn't you be worried about other things?
>i have to see that ugly faglord pulju until he retires
lord, why have you forsaken me
Kongz lose. How the fuck did the flames score 2 goals in under a minute?
>KONGS
>KONGS
>KONGS
Holy fuck how can one team be so stinky smelly????
>Kongs
10:31 EDT 03-19-2017 The Kangz are morally eliminated from the playoffs by Johnny Hockey
>>74786132
Because we're elite af you casual
the dewman
WE WUZ NOT OUT YET
Why is the ice so terrible in Calgary?
>>74786329
that shitty stadium that they play in up there
>>74786218
>we
>that flag
>that post
Anything is possible without Cloud Julien. Boston will be in the finals.
>>74786367
I'm a leaf down here for med school, I hate flam posting with this flag
>tfw if the kings lose it means the oilers move closer to playoff clinch
>tfw the flames have to win for that to happen
>>74786378
Marshy is the most lovable Bruin
>>74786416
>being afraid of the >kongs
Stop being a panicky little bitch
>poodreau
>>74786427
dat jew nose tho
How can one team be so STINKY AND SMELLY?
>How can one team be so STINKY AND SMELLY?
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>>74786453
Gallic Snooz
>>74786378
He's an utter faggot on the ice, but it's almost hard to hate him after seeing this
>>74786463
Redpill me on why Kings are stinky again?
>>74786486
they one cupz n shit
>>74785634
>>74785681
Bishop is absolute hot garbage this year. He was just about to get hot for Tampa too then they traded him.
>>74786467
Does Bishop wear the same mask as with the Bolts?
>>74786631
yes, but different colors
>BRODIE
LOL BROKEN ANKLES
watching the kings is like watching a dying animal trying to crawl to dark place to die but its too weak to get there
>>74785021
Thanks for acknowledging it. I was at the game when you replied to my bait. I'm glad they pulled it out though. So who has money against the Blackhawk's winning the cup?
@74786826
it's getting old, no (you) for you.
go to bed.
>>74786826
Whats with all the filthy early bakes as of late?
>versteeg gets touched
>immediately turns to the ref and starts crying
he does realize this is a contact sport right?
>>74786378
>>74786879
Guess what... that is the #old thread
LELMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74786920
>>74786920
I didnt even click it desu with you fampai
>>74786920
>>74786826
this is weird new bait, do you think we can't count?
>>74786826
>>74786920
absolute autism
>>74786984
its not new at all
>>74786920
REEEEEE
I expended calories clicking that
@74786984
is this reverse bait?
I'm NOT ok with this
Early fags need to die
It ain't early you fuckin idiot it's late
>Ain't
Baited hard you cock shoveling faggot
Fuck you
>>74787176
Fuck off fat faggot
Go fuck yourself
>the absolute state of /hoc/
kys buddy
Suck a fucking chode you inbred mong
I fuck bags of milk
fucking hold a gun to your head pull the trigger die then fuck your own life you triple dick redditor
>>74787397
>implying having three dicks isn't god mode
Who else here is having a tall /coldone/?
>>74787462
die earlyfag
>>74787443
did you watch the game last night? didn't see ya in the thread m8
>>74787472
FUCKING STOP
>>74787566
>>>/fit/40764966
>/fit/
You're a failure
NEW!
buncha savages itt
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>>74787655
miss
>>74787665
closerrrr........
>>74787677
GOOOOALLL!
>>74787680
this is why you should never post from a cell phone, kids.
>> NEW >>74787677
GOOD NIGHT /HOC/
/thread
Verstink
>>74785606
2015 all over again
>>74781037
u right
>>74781037
why are you so upset?
you sound like you could use a smoke, or a friend.