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COMING UP RIGHT
The BNP Paribas S.A. Indian Wells Men's Finals

>>>GOAT v Wawrinka<<<

Famous People In Attendance:
Larry Ellison
Bill Gates
Michael
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First for stan
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>>74779659
Michael who?
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>>74779697
Jackson
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The indian wells trophy is so fucking ugly.
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I wanna lick Bencic's thighs
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>"This tournament has always been at a super high level the whole time"
>"I love Injun Wells"
>Final was between the 8th and 14th seed
>All Russian final
>Shit tennis
>Slow tennis
>No-name players
Why are they so delusional?
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where were you when djokoshit was kill
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theyre gonna have to clean that shit up before the match baka
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>can barely carry the trophy
Jesus Christ women's sports are a joke
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Swiss, who want you to win?
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Let's go, Stan. Show everyone who's the real cuck.
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Everybody in this thread is so sexist... baka...
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>>74779795
Rolex, Credit Suisse, Lindt, the list goes on
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Dubs and Fed double bagel.
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>>74779795
Gustavo?
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>>74779807
I don't hate women 2bh. I even watch a few WTA matches here and there. ATP is just a lot better in terms of entertainment
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thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPtP4t2J1k
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I hate Patrick McEnroe so much
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Please can someone link a working stream, my tv went through the ceiling
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WTA makes wheelchair tennis look watchable.
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>>74779941
http://goatd.net/193891/watch-wta-indian-wells-open-final-kuznetsova-vs-vesnina

This one should work for the males aswell. Just let it load.
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>>74779955
Thank you, I'll wire you 1m in runescape gp
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>>74779855
>ATP is just a lot better in terms of entertainment

bad as the WTA is, it's not hard to imagine the ATP being in a similar position 5 or so years from now
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alizee
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>>74780019
5 years from now on, we'll be deep in Kyrgioswinslol
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>>74780062
>we'll be deep in Fritzwinslol
FTFY
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>>74780002
If you are serious, thank you for the good intentions, but I dont play that game.
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>>74780062
I think you mean Janowiczwinslol
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>>74780079
>American tennis
>ATP
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>>74780062
But he chimps out during every slam
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>you now remember David Ferrer
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>>74779955
Is it screen blacked out like that intentionally to look like Swiss?
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My money is on the Swiss
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>>74780121
I mean he's worth 80 mil USD to date i wouldn't be crying if i were him
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>>74780083
Ahhhh ok. No worries Peru :) have a nice day
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>>74780132
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

XDDDDD
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>>74780128
I think so. It's a bit annoying that it's still there having both of them already practicing.

Gone now.
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>>74780079
>le cum inside man
No way his personal life will ruin his progress.
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>>74780132
rofl
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I thought there weren't any black people in IW
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30 bucks on first set to Roger @ 1.44

dont fuck me now Roger
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American here, I'm temporarily living with my Swiss gf. Go Stan
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Spanish AceStream
40dc2f7d666c780bbd9d160b33a9d2bfedf9d509
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Are these masters finals 5 or 3 sets?
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>>74780204
Pics of gf.
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>>74780235
3 sets. Been like this since like 10 years or so.
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>>74780235
3
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Is tennis a rich man's sport
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>>74780270
Yes.
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wonder how many """"""""""""""""""injury """""""""""""""""" time-outs the cheating cunt Federer will have this match
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>>74780270
Nah.
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After watching women's tennis for 3 hours straight, you really begin to appreciate the skill and power of men's tennis. There's such a clear difference in positioning, energy, power, and technique.
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>>74780265
>>74780268

ty
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>>74780288
happens to me every time I switch between WTA and ATP. I momentarily forget how much different ATP and WTA is
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>>74780285
Welcome Andy
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we need you margoat chiudinelli
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>>74780288
Yep. The same happens in a lesser measure when you go from watching challenger matches to these tournaments.
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>>74780324
>a german is ok woth cheating

why am i not surprised?
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>>74780270
Maybe
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reminder that fed is 14-0 against wewrinka on hard
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40-15
Federer is finished
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Would someone please post a stream?
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THESE BACKHANDS ALREADY
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the backhand just keeps on giving 2bh
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GOAT

>>74780386
http://www.olympicstreams.me/tennis/atp-indian-wells-stadium-1-:-wawrinka-vs-federer-live-stream/3-465551/
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GO FED

GO FED

FED GOAT

FOAT
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>when you don't want any player to lose
I don't known what to feel
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>>74780417
234 KM/H SERVE
STANIMAL GOT THIS
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>>74780442
who do you think is the underdog? root for them
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>>74780446
Federer's serve is on point today too. Damn.
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>>74780456
That would be Stan but I also want to see fed get max points. I exist to see Murray & Djoko get btfo with their boring ass defensive style
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>Cuckrinka in charge of first serve
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>>74780520
At the speed he is trying to serve, it doesnt surprise me much.
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fuck, Federer serving too well
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sick
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>ywn be the tennis GOAT
>ywn spit roast and dp one of the ball girls with your m8 stanislas after a game

y even live?
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GOATerer is just too damn good, he is on point today too. He is basically invincible.
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>>74779728
oh yes!
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>>74780628
Can you stop wanking to a middle aged dude pls?
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>This could be the last Swiss final in your lifetime
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god I love Stan
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>>74780628

I'm here just waiting patiently for the Stananimal to make its appearance and win this in 3 sets.
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>>74780659
What is the Roland Garros final 2017?
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Any swiss friends here? Do you guys really live in paradise as I imagine?
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>>74779728
She is getting to be big
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>>74780659
thank d-g
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stop returning like a bitch, Stan
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>>74780614
Thinking about doing my own version of this.
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>>74780682
Thiem vs. Wawrinka
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110 freedom units fuck me
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>>74780650
thats 2015 bro

the 2017 is getting THICK
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Since Federer won AO, I feel way less stress watching him play

I feel I can die peacefully now
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Stan tits are juicy
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Thiem has the best hair tßh
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>>74780738
I read that as '110 femdom, fuck me'. What's wrong with me?
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if you play this match on the same court on Topspin 4, who do you guys think would win?
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>>74780781
Federer is broken un ts4
>Topspin 5 when
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Why does Fritz have his own commercial?
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C'mon Stan, dont get broken now.
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kyrGOAT we need you
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>>74780815
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>andy murray right now
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>>74780689
Sure if you like overpopulation and high healthcare costs
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FUCK
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>100% precent
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FED
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OH MAN

FED GOT THIS

I WILL SLEEP TIGHT TONIGHT
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>Stan robbed by line judges

It's Novak at the 2013 AO all over again
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>>74780196
noice
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Some things never change
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What an anticlimax.
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stupid fucking piece of shit chair umpire
it was supposed to be 40-15 when that idiot overruled the call. THAT SERVE WAS IN REEETARD
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GOATGOATGOAT
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1/1
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>>74780914
By a millimeter
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>5 ue
Is Federror meme dead?
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>29 minutes for a 10 game set
>compared to an hour for a 13 game women's set
Oh my god, this is actually great.
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>just sleep with my gf up
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>>74780926
99% out = 100% in
>tennis
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Highway to the danger zone...
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Stan will always be a cuck.
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Cheaterer
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all the salt
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>>74780911

hahahaha

I'm feeling again like i felt when Trump became president
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>>74780945
Is that a shoop?
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Holy fuck that power
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>>74780964
no thats real
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>>74780973
I thought so
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Didn't know you could play tennis so far behind the net
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>>74780964
Are you retarded? Of course it is not
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This looks scripted.
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CUMBACK
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>Stan
>winning in straights
ALL ACCORDING TO THE PLAN LADS
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This could be good
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what a god awful service game
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FEDERER IS FALLING APART IT'S ALL OVER
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>>74781018
Elite face
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>>74781018
sweet jesus
how can stan play
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>>74781018
qt
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Stan to win this set
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>Baby crying
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>le collapse after 1st set man
Why again?
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>>74781018
>1
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>>74781018
Manface, top ass though.
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>>74781047
roflmfao
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>>74781018

>2015


Also, Stan making all those errors
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>>74781050
>Manface
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>>74781064
That's correct.
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Phew.
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>>74781018
>dates a man twice her age with kids
What's her endgame?
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HOLY SHIT WAWRINKA GETTING BTFO
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>French speaking Swiss

Worst swiss
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umpireball
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Holyfuck, these old people are fucking blind.
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>>74781018
>You now remember Kokkinakis
He dead by now?
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>>74781072
>correct
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>>74781083
>French speaking Swiss
>Swiss
should not be allowed
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Come, on Wawa. Confirm this break.

Just one more point
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Umpire James Comey trying to rig the election
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>>74781104
The sentence meant a Swiss who speaks French

French-speaking Swiss
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ALLEZ STAN
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DAT FUCKING POINT
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That fucking drop shot.

Goddamnit.
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These half volleys are insane
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>>74781128
yes and I meant that people who speak french should not be allowed to live in switzerland
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>it's a serve and volley babby episode
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Is Federer roiding?

This speed...
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>>74781160
Stop bullying pls
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>>74781096
>Kokkinakis ranking: 280
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>>74781160
Ok lad. Can I have some moni pls
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>>74781173

if Sharapova was doing it...
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>>74781160
Fed speaks French too.
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First time Federer got broken in this tournamnent.

Aint that a stat?
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>>74781173
Everyone roids, don't be stupid.
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>>74781197
Stan confirmed for #1 this year
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HOLY FUCK THAT QT
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>>74781160
What's wrong with you. Funfact: Wawrinka is from the same small village as Lucien Favre
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>>74781204
kek that pic
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just woke up, how's the match been so far?
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>Cuckstan finally show up
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>>74781237

Fed winning as usual
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>>74781237
Nothing special.
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>>74781185
he still has a decent protected ranking that will get him into slams and most masters
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>>74781237
Fast.
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>Federerwinslol is back
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omfg
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OH HE DIDN'T GIVE IT ENOUGH AIR

CALL 911, BECAUSE FEDERER JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL
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link stream plz
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>>74781160
go home, you are not drunk anymore
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jesus that stretch backhand
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>STAN HITS A BACKHAND APPROACH OPEN LINER
>FED STILL RETURNS IT

Wew
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>In early January 2017, it was reported that Kvitová's recovery is going according to plans and she has gradually begun doing exercises with her injured fingers. Moreover, her local tennis club has offered a reward amounting $3850 for information leading to the whereabouts of her attacker, who still remains at large. About two weeks later, Kvitová revealed on social media that all stitches on her wounds have been removed.[152]
On 25 January 2017, Czech police revealed during an update briefing on the ongoing investigation that Kvitová was slashed as part of a blackmail plot.

what the hell
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rip stan
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>>74781173
Ljubičić has the same blood type as Federer, but you didn't hear this from me
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Damn, Wawrinka is as far from the baseline as me from getting a gf
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>>74781294
damn that's fucked up
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Wawrinka is playing like Nadal, way behind the baseline.
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>Stanishitlas Cuckrinka
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What did the Amerifat yell at Roger?
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>>74781342
> Playing like Nadal
He's fucking done.
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Why is one of the big 3+Murray always dominant while the others are all dying?
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>>74781365
I'm feeling the same. This might end in just 2 sets.

FUCK THIS
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>>74781360

must have been funny

>>74781395

> big 3 +Murray

hahaha
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>>74781395
right? I was just thinking how awesome an in-form Djokovic and current form Federer match would be
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>>74781395
>3+Murray
brits will trigger this
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>>74781294
I'm willing to bet that it was due to her not fixing a match properly

See what I did there? Lmao
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>>74781273
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Reminder that if Sock played Wawrinka instead of Federer, he would've been in the final
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>>74781432
reminder who world number 1 is
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>>74781485
>if the events that led us to the present would have been different, the present would have been different
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>>74781485
reminder federer is winning a yearly slam this year.
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>>74781514
She won't even play at Roland garros lmao
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>>74781485
But Thiem is a better player than Sock.
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>>74781395
Had Federer lost the final it would have been 17-15 in total GS titles. Now with 18-14 Federer doesn't have to worry that Nadal can clinch the GOAT status. This gives him an extra boost.
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>>74781524
np, federer is winning it. who cares about her
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>>74781432
true though. the wiki with the 'big 4' stats is embarrassing
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>>74781547
Federer is trans
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>>74781505
cause federer was 6 months out and djokovic is mentally retarded
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>>74781574
your cat is trans faggot
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anyone else spotted the asian qt in the crowd? the same one as last year
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>>74781574
sock is autistic
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>>74781593
Don't talk shit about Mrs. Fluffles
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>>74781505
ATP Race 2017:
1. Federer (3045)
2. Wawrinka (1810)
...
POWER GAP
...
10. Murray (840)
...
9001. Djokovic (-1)

Not that bad for SCAM, but unless he wins all clay tournaments, he's gonna have a hard time keeping the 1st place after Wimbledon.
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Charlize Theron doesn't look like she wants to be there.
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>>74781619
There's literally nothing wrong with autism
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>>74781609
post pics please
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>>74781649
cause i just ucked the shit out of her pussy
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>>74781609

>remembering an asian girl from a yea ago

the thirst is real
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>That other Swiss is starting to type in lower case once again to differentiate his posts
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>>74781667
your dads mom is real
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>>74781609
Larry Ellison's gf?
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Is that Bill Gates
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>>74781687
rekt
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>>74781667
do NOT bully

>>74781690
not sure
tbḩ it may be a different girl
they arr rook same
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1h 5 minutes of game and it is ending in the next 5 minutes

damn
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>>74781709
yep he is a big tennis fan
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>tfw most of the crowd isn't support Stan the Man
s m h
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>>74781709
yours faggot bill gates
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>>74781758
They didn't support Jacc Socc either. They cheered for his errors
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>>74781797
>Jacc Socc
literally who
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>this ""commentary"" in the youtube stream
shut up my dude
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>>74781737
For you
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Will roger throw the 2nd set just to make this entertaining?
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This tennis is of such a high quality.
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>>74781797
Who would wanna cheer for Jack Cuck
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>>74781806
Jack Suck
never heard of him?
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Cibulkova is the only one of the female players I rated that didn't let me down
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>>74781825
God I hope so
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Bonus tennis please and thank you
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>>74781827
your fat ugly dad
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This is the middle part of the AO match all over again.
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>>74781827
Americans at an American tournament.
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>>74781848
60% white
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is jack suck elite?
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>>74781848
lmao
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Just a reminder that wta players get paid the exact same money as these men.
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>>74781835
>Jack Suck
this is a trademarked meme, copyright belongs to me. cease and desist from your illicit usage of this meme or I will take legal measures
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>>74781870
yes
should be in this final desu lad
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>>74781880
haha I remember that post! good one friend
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andy murray greatest of all time
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>>74781880
Oh fug :DDDDDDD
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Tell me a good tennis website
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No, Wawa. You cant go like this.
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>>74781972
reddit.com/r/tennis
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>>74781877
They also don't have the same amount of mandatory tournaments
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>>74781960
>greatest of all time
>NOT EVEN IN THE FINAL OF A MAJOR TOURNAMENT
LMAO
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>>74781960
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>>74781988
>reddit
JUST
Ok thanks
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>>74781972
blacked((()))com
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Rip in peace stanimal
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Is it just me, or this year's /tennis/ threads have been more active than last year?
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>>74781972
twitter dot com slash m69taylor
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FUCKING STAN WHY
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>>74782028
your moms been way more active than last year
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Why does fedgod allow us to live in his realm?
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Fuck this shit.
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GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
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Pathetic performance from stan.
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THANK YOU BASED GOAT
>>
GOATGOATGOAT
O
A
T
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Thought finals for the Masters series went to best of 5 sets.

But who cares, the GOAT won anyway.
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FEDGOAT
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G O A T
O
A
T
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ugh why is Brad GIlbert there
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FED IS ON ROIDS NOW?
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>>74782028
yes. it's because Fed is back
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

THE HYPE IS REAAAL AND STAN SUCKS!

#GOATERER
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>>74782028
it's dat federer hype
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>>74782066
Nalbandian pls come back
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Title #90, 25th Masters title, oldest Masters winner, now #6 passing Dull. Good birthday present for Ljuba.
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90 titles
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Fed's kids are so cute!
>>
>hour and a half for 2 sets
>the absolute village of women's tennis
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The Federer family behaves like Swiss royalty
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>olderer
BTFO djokovic fanboys
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>>74782078
Nah, he got gud. Best backhand of his career, gud racket, less retarded sliced returns and slices in general.
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>tfw can't look at this gloriously defined ass at the pool at work anymore


kill me now lads
>>
>>74782028
It was always this way with fedcucks
>>
>>74782123
sounds like roids
>>
>big players choking like babies
>baby players eating bad ramen or doing shit

fucking hell, it feels like 2007 again

it's 2017 and ATP is going down the drain again
>>
>>74782066
>Thought finals for the Masters series went to best of 5 sets.
not for like the last decade man
>>
>>74782131
>surprised the greatest player of all time has most amount of fans
>>
>>74782052

He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve
>>
That's it, I'm going to Miami to watch the absolute madman live.
>>
>>74782137
Tu
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>>74782137
missed you la
>>
>>74782125
wat is dis
>>
That qt flag handler geezus
>>
no stan ;_;
>>
awww stann <3333
>>
Topkek
>>
MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE MENTAL COLLAPSE
>>
>>74782137
lmao never change m8
>>
absolute madman
>>
>asshole
kek
>>
Stan crying ;_;
>>
>>74782193
>>74782196
>>74782209
what's going on, I smashed my iPhone
>>
why does Indian Wells have so many cuties?
>>
KEKWRINKA

It's not a GS, stop crying you baby
>>
BANTZ LOVE IT
>>
Feelwrinka
>>
>>74782227
rich white area
>>
You could actually See Stan losing his shit in the end. He demonstrated very poor emotional control and that is why he lost.
>>
>>74782226
waw cryin' but not too bad just disappointed I imagine
>>
>>74782226
Wawrinka started crying and called Roger an @$$h0l€
>>
>>74782227
california bods are sexy af
california girls are the best
>>
>espn has moved onto women's amateur basketball
Fuck off
>>
what the fuck is he even sobbing about? that he put his dick in the game at both ends of the sets?
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>Stan went from an 11 winning streak on finals into losing 2 in a row
It's over, he reverted back to his old self.
>>
>>74782227
Not for you though.
>>
>>74782243
His whole career to be quite honest. It's a miracle he managed to won 3 GS (and beating the top 3 in the process each time).
>>
>>74782261
>called Roger an @$$h0l€

well, telling it how it is, at least
>>
>>74782280
still better than monfeels
>>
Did this dude just thank someone named Piggy?
>>
>>74782264
yeah this triggered me
>>
>>74782301
Peggy?
>>
>>74782301
Yeah Mirka
>>
>>74782154
Her bar tab for her sparkling water lel
>>
>>74782289
why are you appearing just as fed wins normally you disappear when he wins?
>>
>>74782321
so mean
>>
Is Fed the GOAT of all time?
>>
if nobody steps up his game to silence Fed once more in Miami, it's over. we're back to the stone age.
>>
realtalk is there anyone capable of stopping roger in miami?
>>
>>74782288
it used to be much worse
could caress the lines one day, then give a game away with 50 unforced errors against some literally who
he got a lot more consistent
>>
Oh man did Stan really call Fed an asshole and started crying?

I'll look for videos of that for sure
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>>74782321
top banter lad
>>
>>74782340
No question
>>
>thinking stan needs his pity

top kek
>>
>>74782337
neither of those are true. I just didn't give a damn about this tournament until watching today (plus too late at night over here desu)
>>
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>>74782321
>>
>>74782321
"ohomoooooo"
Mirka flinches as you run your hands down her soft rolling back
"Roger hasn't touched me like that in years". Her voice cracks as she makes her painful admission to you. You just smile as your fingers make their way up to her head consuming neck. You can feel her reluctance. Trying to resist her urges, she is like her husband trying to resist the effects of ageing in games against Nadal. Both of them pretend they can resist, but they will both end up being physically dominated by a younger man. She squeaks as your hands begin to remove her coat. "My husband bought that for me with the money it got from Wimbledon 2013". She states it as a fact, but you understand the underlying message. She hates that coat. It would have been a nicer coat if Roger had made more money, if he hadn't been beaten in the second round like the pathetic shadow of a man he is. He probably can't even get an erection any more.

You flip Mirka onto her back and the room shakes.
She keeps trying to convince herself she loves her husband.
"Last month I covered this bed in clay, got naked and told Roger it was his chance to do something big on clay for the first time since 2009". She smiles. "But he just walked off". You ignore her words and work your hands into her mucusy cunt. 'uguggmoooooooo''. She moans again as loudly as she ever has. Her children would be woken up if they weren't listening to a tape of Nadal grunting as they slept. You take out your hard cock and begin to insert the tip inside of her. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she bellows. You are so aroused by this that you can barely contain yourself and your cum sprays everywhere. You hear the front door of the house opening "Mirka?" Comes the voice "It is over. I have retired. We can have sex again".
>>
I wish that girl in the back would handle my flag if you know what I mean
>>
>>74781877
Vesnina/Kuznetsova got a much lower hourly rate. Feminists need to get on that.
>>
>>74782340
>GOAT for winning about 13-14 chickenfeed Slams and only the rest actually worthy ones

here we go again with the quantity measuring
>>
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>>74782383
Every time.
>>
fuck federer can't stand that prick
>>
>>74782383
my favourite pasta
>>
>>74782366
Whose internet are you stealing, gypsy?
>>
>>74782332

So you actually worked for the Indian Wells tournament this year? That's cool man
>>
>>74782352
KyrGOAT
>>
Federer sounds like a politician.
>>
>>74782402
Leave before you embarrass yourself further. AO was bad enough.
>>
>>74782427
I think he joked about going into politics after his career at some point.
>>
>>74782352
Del Poo now that Djokovic is out.
>>
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How do you motivate yourself to say the same shit over and over again to people so nicely. Fuck.
>>
>>74782427
he won so much he's got these speeches down to a science
>>
whens nadal gonna rise up and destroy fed once again.
>>
>>74782439
no, four constant years of you hypefaggin and then cryfagging each tournament over him was

at least I'm consistent
>>
>>74782445
looks like the highways in GTAV
>>
>>74782445
pr people train him
if it was me i would be talking shit 2 everyone :(
>>
>>74782445
Mirka withholds sex if he doesn't keep his image.
>>
>>74782417
This he seems like an ahole
>>
>>74782455
How can he rise when he has no knees anymore?
>>
>>74782455
He's kill.
>>
DID STAN *ACTUALLY* CALL FEDERER AN ASSHOLE?
>>
>>74782455
AO was the final boss battle. Fed is the winner for good
>>
>>74782469
>>74782470
>>74782471
>>74782472
consecutive posts
>>74782474
>>74782475
so close
>>
>>74782479
Yes.
>>
>>74782475
>>74782478
>>74782485
thens whos the next autistic guy im gonna root for?
>>
>>74782479
Yes, but it was jokingly. Both were laughing.
>>
>>74782443
I think he would be the GOAT diplomat for his country. He's kinda that already, but not officially, at least.
>>
>>74782402
>Slam win has to be 'worthy' according to some east european poorfags unknown standards
go back to your slum east european poorfag
>>
>>74782503
Gasquet
>>
>>74782503
Jack Cuck
>>
>with a 6 month period of basically 0 points, federer usurps nadal's #6 ranking within 4 months of the start of the year

kek
>>
>>74782516
oh no, if you think it's reasonable to call someone GOAT for having beaten Philippoussis 40-year-old Agassi or something and Soderling once, by all means, continue with your sound logic
>>
>>74782508

oh thank god.
>>
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>>74782149
Nice
>>
>>74782530
One more good tournament and he's back at the top5. Amazing
>>
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>>74782530
nadal is literally finished
>>
>>74782571
that's a very disgusting photo of Oldal
>>
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>>74782571
f-french open
>>
If Federer could somehow beat Nadal at RG I think I could die a happy man.
>>
>>74782635
nadal would kill himself if that happened
>>
Well lads, this was my first tennis tournament I've watched with /tennis/. What's the next big tournament and when? Might have to come back here to shitpost
>>
>>74782666
miami is nxt week
>>
>>74782423
I bartend at one of the resorts in Indian Wells where some of the players were staying...also snagged free tickets for Tuesday's day matches...not a tennis guy by any means but I'd be lying if I wasn't fucking locked in to that Federer/Johnson match
>>
>>74782686
lmao looks like johnson had the best chance vs federer.
>>
>>74782554
You don't pick your opponents.
>>
>this much activity in a masters 1000 thread

what is this, 2014?
>>
>>74782716
I remember 2013 when there was absolutely nothing for masters 1000.
>>
>>74782716
this is a federer thread, the tennis is ancillary
>>
I'm 98% convinced Mirka is his beard and he plugs twinks like Dimitrov on the side.
>>
>>74782757
this, I'm only here to praise his glory, Hail Roger!
>>
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>>74782707
Yeah throughout the day when the sun was brutal as fuck you could tell the players were conserving energy and weren't really going as hard as they could have if they were winning but once the sun went down for that match it was balls to the wall...definitely going back next year.
>>
>>74782746
probably because fed was kill
>>
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>>74782716
Back to the golden years, it seems. But Miami is less exciting with that draw (Waw seed no.1 lel), so it may slow down quite a bit until RG.
>pic related for the memes
>>
>>74782686

that sounds fantastic. i think i would totally hit on some tennis players pretending to not know they are famous and shit.
>>
>>74782779
gr8 seats m8
should have hit on some young russian gals
>>
Despite having increased his lead without needing to play IW and MI, the year will only look more grim for Murray as he alone is forcing himself to really show up at these upcoming tournaments in which he has to defend a ton of points to defend his number 1 this year.

The good thing is that none of the guys in the top 10 are really that consistent to significantly threaten his position and Djokovic is also in a slump.
>>
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>>74782618
Yeah, nah.
>>
Is wozniaki nice?
>>
>>74782798
Woz was the only pro woman I saw out here but I gave Andy Murray free shit the day he lost so I prob jinxed him lol

>>74782823
Wasn't much young tail around that day :/

Plus I was 5 margaritas deep at this point lel
>>
>>74782857
DELTE
>>
>>74782901
what did murray order?
>>
>>74782842
He's the Wozniacki of the atp.
>>
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Titles at Grand Slams/Masters/World Tour Finals
>2/8/1 - Roger Federer since turning 30
>0/0/0 - All men born 1989 or later, combined careers
>>
>>74782914
vodka soda.
>>
>>74782918
Or of the big four.
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>>74782903
You wish.
>>
>>74782939
>isner
>winning a set
>on clay
wtf
>>
>>74782903
GulBOSS is our boy
>>
>>74782939
I noticed him because of his bald spot. At least is useful for that.
>>
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>>74782914
Virgin Daiquiri for his kid lel...tossed him a liter of Aquafina and said "stay hydrated good luck today" and he lost
>>
>>74782965
He's just on the left of the guy with the white cap in the front row, bottom right corner. You can see his bandana

>>74782955
>He doesn't remember Roland 2011
>>
>>74782955
he won 2 sets against rafa at RG in 2011..
>>
>>74783031
Yeah, I did spot Nadal's head at that place, hence, my remark about his balding spot.
>>
>>74783031
>>74783039
still beat fed in the finals :)
>>
>>74782857
you know he won that match, right?
>>
>>74783078
I'd be ashamed to be dying quicker than a 35 yo grass munching animal 2bh, but it's pretty much Nadal's fault at this point. The only thing he tries is to train harder. But if he trains any harder, he's gonna have to find a way to add a couple hours to days.
>>
>>74780614
Add a Gohan option for "potentially GOAT put wastes it's potential"
>>
>>74783125
Still pretty fun.
>>
>>74783132
I wonder how that collage would look if it were about Roland Garros.
>>
>>74783149
If he has to put a picture of every Frenchman, he'll probably hit the size limit.
>>
>>74783132
>trolltennis
#triggered
>>
>>74783170
well wouldnt it be the same but Murray without the trophy? lel
>>
>>74783170
Murray can't complain that much considering he's been irrelevant on clay until Mauresmo. All that despite spending quite some time as a junior in a Spanish academy and seeing Monfils and Gasquet give him away two tickets for semis at RG.

The pic would probably be about McEnroe. he really wanted that RG title.
>>
>Federer is unironically the best player in the world
>At 35

LITERALLY HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
>>
>>74784388
He knows Sharapova
>>
>>74784388
he's only ironically the "best" though
>>
>>74784388
GOAT gonna GOAT

the real question is whether he can pass rosewall and connors for longevity
>>
>>74779659
If they could somehow make a baby together, it would be the G'GOAT'OAT

Also i like tennis
>>
>>74786348
Federer is the only top player to have kids with another professional tennis player. He's all about dat legacy, the cunning bastard.
>>
>>74786968
>highest ranking of 76
He married her for her trash-talking skills. Come to think of it, kyrgios could be their son
>>
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Is there any hope for the future of tennis?
>>
>>74787690
Thiem
H
I
E
M
>>
>>74787166
Better than some model who has never played sport in her life
>>
>>74787690
>raonic tier lanklet
>already baldingdev
>only decent one
>5'9 jewish manlet
>deaf gook
>literally who
>american who wants to play for mexico's davis cup
Solid list
>>
>>74787757
>>american who wants to play for mexico's davis cup
kek didn't know that
>>
Federer will get a CYGS this year.

Screencap this.
>>
>>74787807
but will he win all 9 masters?

frauderer exposed
>>
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>the meth ridden shanty town of florida
>>
>>74787947
kek
>>
the tennis doesnt stop
>>
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>>74784388
GOAT things
>>
>>74787757
hyeon is not the deaf gook that's another one you goober
>>
>Murray has a lead of 3000 points
:'^)
>>
>>74789052
>Federer has more points than Nadal, Djokovic and Murray combined in the race
>>
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kyrGOAT we need you
>>
>>74789144

What sort of antics will /ourguy/ be doing in Miami?
>>
>>74789292
puke on the court after he ate some chicken nuggets from a fan?
>>
>>74788632
arr rook the same
>>
>>74787690
>Andrey Rublev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N5oiRPxUJ0
>>
http://nypost.com/2017/03/17/nick-kyrgios-has-another-excuse-instead-of-a-breakthrough/

NK btfo based Jew York Post
>>
>>74782283
yes because you're just drowning in dat California puss
>>
>>74787690
>>74787757
there's also denis shapalov, a russian canadian violent jew.
just won his frst challenger at the age of 17
>>
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Is Federer the thinking man's champion?
>playing with explosive grace instead of animalistic brutality

Or is it Stan?
>cucking your wife who you had a child with, only to be cucked by the kokk
>>
>>74790281
desu that match with him and Felix was more entertaining than FWL
>>
>>74790454
Why do people call Stan a cuck? What did he do?
>>
>>74790685
>he doesn't know
>>
>>74790697
Tell me Phung
>>
@74790685
(you)
>>
>>74790238
that was the reaction most of our newspapers had too

really tennis should just be excited that anyone gives a fuck when the guy ranked 16th or so in the world withdraws from an indian wells quarter final
>>
I don't want (You)'s, I just want to know :|
>>
>>74790784
Are (You) for reals? Stan ditched his wife to hook up with a barely legal WTA player, then when Kyrgios played against Stan, Kyrgios uttered on court that
>"Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend, sorry to tell you that mate"
It was caught audible on mic
>>
>>74790891
Thanks , honestly didn't know this
>>
>>74790916
nice. how long you been following tennis la
>>
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>>74790916
>>
>>74790243
I never even saw a vagina.
>>
>>74791039
I'll pray for (You). one day, lad. one day
>>
How is that Miami draw going, lads?
>>
>>74791101
more than one hour to go
>>
>>74791085
Thanks.
>>
>giving a fuck about FWL tournaments
>>
>>74790716
Do they just constantly shit on Kyrgios and Tomic? I kinda feel bad for them desu
>>
no tennis lads
>>
>>74791353
>Do they just constantly shit on Kyrgios and Tomic?
yes tbqh

even when they do something good, most news stories will be about how "frustrating" it is that they can't do it all the time and how it's another example of "unrealised potential"
>>
>>74791608
That's pretty accurate if I do say so myself
>>
>>74779767
>parity is so apparent that even the top seeds are in jeopardy of losing
so do you prefer it when top seeds bulldoze the competition? is that competitive?
>>
Federer-Delpo in R3 of Miami lads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Miami_Open_%E2%80%93_Men's_Singles#Draw
>>
>>74791867
No Fedal unless they both advance to the final, too.
>>
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>reasonable timezone
>last hard court event till july
>>
>>74791867
Why is no site able to make a draw that fits on one screen?
>>
>>74791867
>once you're seeded it will be easier they said
>>
>Federer's 2R match will probably be against an 103-ranked Russian guy

panic
>>
>Dimitrov - Nadal in 4R
FUCK
>Nadal - Raonic in QF
FUCK
>>
>>74792639
Fuck Nadal and fuck clay
>>
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>>74792764
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500th for masha
>>
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>>74792859
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>>74792859
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>>74792859
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