Barcelona vs. Valencia - Thread #2

Hello

Messi.

More penalties for the penalty kings

>>74779338
if digits barcelona to lose some points

First for MESSI

those needing a stream:

https://streams.notahoneypot.me

I will score a goal in this match.

Iniesta is really past it. Such a sad thing

>Gomes warming up

4-3 Valencia confirmed.

Admit it, you enjoy going to reddit and you do it on a daily basis.

>>74779376
Pussy.

>spends the entire game complaining about gayness, hairstyles and refball
>creates new thread

the american retarded

>>74779397
im hesitant to trust you....

>>74779397
truly best ally

>the state of these captchas

Mascherano is never going to score a goal for Barça, isn't he?

>>74779417
truly most consistent "truly best ally" poster

>>74779391
This

When will they score

SUAREZ NO

>Suarez The Rat

Lionel Messi.

>>74779439
aw senpai noticed me

DO THE ZAZA

>>74779419
Didn't Messi try to make him take a penalty?

>>74779472
you are using a morocco proxy to be special, easy to notice you, you faggot

What is Messi's IQ?

ENTER THE GOMES

Equal numbers and every portuguese in the world dies tonight

>>74779490
>>74779472
>>74779439
AUTISM

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>La puntuación de tap ins es fácil

pedir disculpas

>>74779479
Mascherano said he doesn't want a pitty goal

>>74779498
Where's german's pussy?

>>74779498
37

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>>74779391
>>74779410
>Halal jihadists invading the thread

DEUS VULT

>>74779490
fuck off white boy
am moroccan
pure moroccan blood

>andre gomes

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How much do you tip?

>André Filipe Tavares Gomes

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>you now remember Chygrynskiy

>>74779503
please

>>74779508
Didn't know google translate was this bad

>>74779503
Equal numbers and your mom fucked a Portuguese towel merchant and spawned you.

>>74779522
My condolences

>>74779498
that depends. we dont use the same IQ measure with autists than we do with normal cognitive people.

amongst his kind, his IQ should be around 100

>>74779527
still better than André Gomes

goal incoming

>>74779525

10%, rounded up

NEYBAR

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>a player that wasn't even a starter for Portugal plays for Barcelona

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>>74779544

>that foulkick

shit that would be an amazing goal

>>74779525
$8

>>74779544
kek

NEYBAR

>Gomes already fucking up

What a travesty of a player.

>andre gomsh

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>>74779520
Gib german pussy the gypsy promised to me and no blood will be spilled.

need Zaza to score tbqh

>GOMEMES

>>74779576
Benfica are the GOAT at scamming foreign clubs.

>>74779525
0 of course

Who is the Messi of porn?

IT SLIPPED

>andre gomes already giving away a dumb free kick
this moor shouldn't be playing for barcelona ever again

MESSI FUCKING COME TO CITY ALREADY WHERE ALL THE BIG BOYS ARE PLAYING

Slippy P

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>SLIP

>Gomes so shit he won't even take a shot in a clear scoring opportunity

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>>74779603

>>74779624
for you

>>74779619
Deal with it nigger

Is Andre Gomes an undercover agent for Cristiano Ronaldo?

>Gomes in
>Valencia started attacking again
What did they mean by this?

YOU JUST KNOW that valencia will grab an equalizer in the last minute

Kek will not let us down.

>>74779603
Nacho Vidal

AGENT GOMES

ZAZA TO ISLAMIC STATE INCOMING

>>74779639
why is everybody so fascinated with this slut?

she's not even that pretty

>>74779603
GERMAN PUSSSSY

>>74779668
I hope you're right

>>74779668
You are wrong

what did busquets mean by that

André Gomes own goal at 93'

Valencia are gonna score. Gomes will make sure.

>>74779603
Mary Jane

>>74779690
send nudes

>>74779668
Serves them right. They trusted a portuguese.

>>74779576
Barca are idiots if they dont go after Keita.

>Diving is a skill
I'm not sure this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>>74779715
Lazio or Red Bull one?

i now remember seydou keita

>The state of Valencian defending

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neymar goat under the wall and scores

checkem

>>74779715
you mispelled Thiago

I hope the rumors that he wants to come back are true

DINK

>rat king in charge of foul kicks

fucking why

>>74779731
RB of course

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>>74779709
You promised me to send some german pussy REEEEEE >>74770388

Neymar probably could have scored that

>>74779729
>every free kick is a dive
I fucking hate this board, you are a bunch of whiny losers

Is it just me, or does bearded Messi look like Ra's Al Ghul from Batman Begins?

>rat taking fk
>P-PP-PPPLEASE NOTICE ME NERMAN AND MESSI

Do Barca realise they're not 6 goals ahead

>>74779761
I am referring to the commentary on my Sky Sports stream. Please do not make wild assumptions and throw out insults as well as profanities without understanding what's actually going on

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>Suárez FK

how rare

I've never seen a striker roll defenders as well as Suarez does. He actually fouls them as he does it, leaning into them and holding their leg as he turns.

la liga unironically has much better in game technology than the prem

>>74779762
Liam Neeson looks like an older version of Liam O'Neall Mesie

Barcelona is unironically one of the best cities for tourists to visit.

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>>74779756
Not me bro, but here's a woman to comfort you, my friend.

could someone give me the basic gestalt on andre gomes?

>>74779799
INTEL 3D EXPERIENCE

>>74779818
sleeper agent

>the city of Nerman finishing

he should just stick to playmaking, clearly he forgot how to finish this season

>>74779803
Damn, that's a cross between Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift

Messi a yellow? For what? Dive?

>>74779802
clueless burger
the nou camp is one of their biggest tourist attractions that sums the place up

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>there are people who legitimately believe this flying faggot could do half of that

>implying Barca will beat Granada without Messi

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>>74779762

>>74779761
This board knows jack shit about sports

>>74779794
He's the best player I've seen in getting away with little fouls and drawing fouls from nothing.

Which is weird because he doesn't even dive well, he's way overdramatic with his falls.

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>scoring against a club while under contract with them

I'm not sure this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>>74779842
Complaining

He did it on purpose, he has 4 yellos so he miss the next game against Granada (who are already relegated), becuase the next games after that are hard ones (Sevilla, Real Madrid, etc)

>>74779853
fuk u mate

kek that was a legit foul

APOLOGISE

GOMES

APOLOGIZE

its over

GOOOOMMMMMMEEEESSSSS

>>74779847
>la rambla
>sagrada familia
>park guell
>gothic quarter

Pls stop giving anglos a bad name.

>conceding to andre fucking gomes
>the state of valencia defending

>1 year ago
Barcelona 8 x 0 Valencia, Neville sacked some weeks later

>now
this piece of shit

absolute state of spanish defendingg

>balencia in charge of marking nerman

FUCKING APOLOGISE

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Apologise you greasy fucks

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APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW

GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES

>>74779870
Barely saw him complaining desu. I swear he must have asked for one because people have said far worse to refs with nothing in return. There's no way Messi saying "hey I think I was fouled" warrants a yellow

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>>74779553
Apologize

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GOATMES

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>win a 10v11
>wow they really are the world's best club, such skill and precision

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

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>>74779818

A P O L O G I S E

>>74779903
>Neville
that explains a lot dingus

>>74779874
Suck it nobhead, all you know is how to throw an egg and how to run around a block.

Leave football to us

>>74779914
Commentators said it at the start of the game, Messi would try to get a card so he cleans his yellows before the important games

Same with Busquets

NEVER HEARD OF HIM LA

>>74779915
DESCULPA SENHOR GOMES

An apology is needed

>>74779526
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>>74779405
You too, faggots. Apologize.

>>74779920
>Mangala is dumb enough to get 2 yellows in 20 minutes
>somehow it means Barcelona aren't good
I wish Americans were rangebanned

>>74779923
sorry

Andrés Gomes has more goals than Masche.

Where did everything go so wrong?

>>74779928
i luv a bit o footy mate u aint scrap mate fukin dickhead u wont 1v1 me in footy cos ud get recked

Hey the game is finished guys just thought I'd update you

>>74779960
Mascherano is a 100% defending player

>gets hate from his own team fans
>including the losers that share his nationality
>scores goal and secures result.

barcelona fans are a bunch of faggots

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>>74779818
its time to gues what......???????? hmmmm apologizeee!!

Switch to PSG vs Lyon, faggots. Still 15 mins left.

>>74779927
Have you ever licked a girl's arsehole?

How the hell did Barca drop points to Deportivo ffs

>>74779969
Thx for the update

>>74779975
Gomes is a 000% player

>>74779991
do Lyon have it in them?

>>74779999
Not much refball on that one

>>74779999
Hangover from the PSG game.

>>74779981
>secures result.
Valencia had no chances of avoiding that defeat

any decent hues games on now/soon?

>>74779419
He doesn't need to. It's not his role.

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>>74779986
Why apologize? I said André Gomes was going to score :^)

>>74779993
>implying anyone in this thread has ever seen a vagina [spoiler]except for me[/quote]

>>74780026
>valencia scores
>no chance of avoiding defeat

>>74780027
>decent
that's asking too much

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>>74779522
>pure brown meme man blood
>Hala(l) Madrid
This post is b8

>>74779999
Second goal came from a imaginary corner

>>74779412
>the non-United State of this post

>>74780169
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74779999
away match

>>74780194
t. juan pedro bautista de bacteria

>>74779991
that game was fuckin shit fuck u brazilB