Do you rank John Stones?
most expensive defender of all time
>Jimmy Pebbles
>Joshua Granite
>Juan Piedras
he looks a bit like that peaky blinders fella
>Barney Rubble
>Giovanni Pietre
>Ben Cobbles
>>74775070
You mean little Johnny Pebbles?
Julio Basalt
>John Stoned
>Jackie Boulders
>Jamie Gravel
>>74775070
NANASHI NO STONES
Yes, I rate him just between Alex Bruce and Marcin Wasilewski
>>74775070
Among the most over-hyped defenders? Yes. Very highly, actually.
if his name was Giacomino Roccia from palermo you would rate him as the best young defender in the world
How much is Harry "Brick Shithouse" Maguire worth if Man Citeh spunked £50m over a lot less?
>Hank Mardukas
>Jackie Igneous
>>74775823
£70m
>>74775803
no one rates italian players
>João Pedras Wellington Silva dos Santos
>Jão Pedra
>Jovan Kameni
Fun fact: John Stones hasn't embarrassed himself for England at an international tournament
Fun fact: John Stones will inevitably embarrass himself for England at an international tournament
>João Cascalho
>Youssef Sakhr
good thread
>>74775823
genuinely good player though tbqh
>white brit
>>74776647
funny because it's true
>>74775070
>Johnny Rocas
johan stern
>>74776162
euros 2016 all of it
>Jean Pierre
>John Woat
>Jamilson Rocha
Jurg Kamni
>>74781215
played 0 minutes
>Jan Rots
>>74783542
m8 i heard he put his right sock on his left foot for a training session
must have been the most embarrasing thing to happen in the last 200 years
>Johnny Boulders
>Johann Stein
>Jean Pierre
I legitimately fucking hate every single one of you soccer faggots. You literally just shit out garbage threads every single minute
Cant wait until Trump deports you homos from my country
>>74775803
More like if his name was Juan Carlos Roca from l'Hospitalet, then he would be world class.
>Jack Rock
>Sterling £50m
>Stones £50m
>Shaw £30m
>Carroll £35m
Has the English homegrown meme gone too far?
>José Pedrosa
>>74784907
Shut up fatso. Haha. Stupid fatso, youre so fat and stupid haha.
>Gordon Gneiss
>>74789273
wait for Barkley this summer
>Joni Kivet
>Juanito Pedregal
>>74775070
I rank him as one of the worst City defenders in the last 10 years
Ayyylmao
>>74789371
who is the best City defender of the last 10 years?
And why is it Richard Dunne?
>Jamshid Khaterat
Name 5 bad things about stones
Name 5 things more solid than stones
>>74789408
One of those training dummys
A bit of dog shit that you need to step around
An excited child running around a supermarket
A particularly large puddle
A cat that won't get out the fucking way
>Ивaн Кaмeнeв
>>74775070
https://youtu.be/X29s48l9f7o
he has unironically improved a lot this season, but that's not saying much
maybe he's just getting comparatively better because city's defense keeps getting worse
>>74775070
>יוחנן סלע yohanan sela
>يوحنا حجر yohana hajar
>>74775070
Was this photo taken right before a City match?
>>74784907
el americANO jajajajajajajaja
>Jonny Balls
>>74789604
in all fairness, City's defense has been shit for a few years now
>Γιάννης Πέτρος
>>74789680
still always getting worse
with caballero/bravo in goal, kolarov or ottamendi playing cb and yaya being the only midfielder meant for defensive duties and the fbs old and done
>>74789706
willy might not be a top10 gk but hes been decent enough so far
>>74789438
kek
>>74789732
big willy with a mancini defence in front would have about 10 clean sheets by now
>約翰石
>>74784907
I was born here, my parents were born here, my grandparents were born here, and my great grandparents were born here
>>74792209
Yes, we know your kind reproduce quickly. That's part of the problem, Pablo.
>Johannes Stenen
ion piatra
>Jamie Boulder
>Hōne Hōrete
>Johan Stennes
>a FUCKING pebble
>Jimmy Minerals
>>74792130
Mancini would still be there if he hadn't gone for snakes like nasri
>>74784907
this is a european board, champ. our memes rule the roost here. if you don't like it you should go fuck off to /r/sports
>Tom "Buttered" Scones
>>74797386
>still salty
i love it
interesting thread
>>74794894
highly underrated
>>74783635
>niet Jan Steen
Jan Kamyczek
Köves János
Jebediah Mineral
Stevan Kameni
He was city's best player against Liverpool desu
>Jordan Clay
>Janne Kivet
Jason Bricks