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first for
>rags

>rags

>>74772845
100% agreed

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Just got back from a trip to Calgary. I assfucked the tits off gaudreau last night. The weird part was he would only respond to "Johnny Hockey". Just calling him Johnny was unacceptable. He was super into cowboy hats which I am too :). So if his skating tonight looks different you know why.

-Mike in Fort Worth

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>rags

>>74772897
>that flag
>that post

>laffs

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How do I stop my mom from being a gains goblin?

Go Oilers

>>74772880
thats disgusting, my nephew looks up to johnny hockey but not anymore im throwing out all of his hockey cards and posters right now

>>74772904
Had it saved for a while, needed to get it off my chest

>Laffs for playoffs 2017

>>74772946
Hahaha wtf

>>74772946
id bring her something with some meat

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>>74772845

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>>74772946
Let's go
~ peace <3

>>74772696
>implying anyone in mississippi or alabama or even georgia watches hockey, let alone follows a team from nashville

>>74772946
haha cool you got any pics of her or anything?

>>74773053
The Alabama–Huntsville Chargers ice hockey (commonly referred to as the UAH Chargers) are an NCAA Division I college ice hockey program that Represent the University of Alabama in Huntsville Chargers.

The UAH Chargers are one of only two NCAA Division I ice hockey programs located in the Sun Belt, the other being Arizona State.

The Chargers play their home games at Propst Arena at the Von Braun Center. In 1987, Alabama governor George Wallace declared Huntsville to be the "Hockey Capital of the South."[2]

>>74772845
Amen

>>74773092
kek

>>74772696
where's vegas?

Iff this digit is an even preds bounce the hawks in round 1 in 7.

>>74773253
nevada

>>74773278
Ayyy

>>74773480
How long can we keep the even chain going?

>>74773516
4 post just like how many games the preds win in round 1

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>The kongs will be mathematically eliminated next week

>>74773565
it's not even fun anymore :( all their """"""""fans""""""" left

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>>74773565
Yes

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>>74773565
>Iginla will retire as a Kong

Pretty sad desu

>>74773658
fuck niginla

>>74773565
B-but Iginla was traded to a contender

>laffs/islanders squeak into 2nd wild card spot with 85-89 points
>face washington first round
>caps choke and lose in 7 games

it has to be

>>74773729
Only a delusional laffer would believe this.

>>74773759
not a laffs fan but Washington always chokes in the playoffs

>>74773004
Reminder that the more south in Europe you go the better at hockey the natives are

>>74773795
Delete this

>>74773779
Laffs wouldn't win 2 games in a playoff series with their blue line

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>>74773729
The true story will be;
>Jayyykets win the Metro
>Laffs get 2nd wildcard
>Jayykets cant win a playoff series so Laffs sweep in 7
>Pongs/Caps tire themselves out
>Laffs breeze to Stan Lee
>Auston Matthews conn smith
>the state of finland mass suicides

leafs are doomed in the playoffs, they dont get loser points anymore

Jackets can clinch today

>>74773699
Fuck you faggot

>>74773926
>can

Reminder to do your good turn for the day and put a Finn in the bin

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friendly reminder that the calgary flimflams will finish ahead of the edmonton mcdavids in the regular season
>>74773699
fuck you

>>74772845
How are Calgary, St. Louis and Columbus sunbelt?

>>74773950
It's 1-0 on a penalty shot jackets up

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>that Jagr tribute

>>74773926
In NJ, Schneider in goal. Bob in goal. 1-0 on pen shot while short handed...

>Lukas Sedlak snags a penalty shot shorty on Cory I've-seen-everything Schneider

Hella impressive, senpai.

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Whys he such a jerk?

Holy fuck Boone Jenner just shit over every Devil on the ice, second shorthand goal of the day

>>74774021
Blowjobs with another shorthanded goal

>>74773971
calgary will go on a historic losing streak starting today and miss the playoffs

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>devlels

How the fuck is that a good goal?

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>>74774122

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>>74774122
Debbies are elite

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>Fifteen (15) loser points
>Lou doesn't want to adopt the 3 point system
Will someone nuke the whole fucking city?

>>74774122
>>74774148
>>74774150
Please stop with nazi frog

>>74773795
lol

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>>74774083
>scoring on the debbies is something to be proud of
>Akron resident hockey "knowledge"
Will someone nuke the whole fucking state?

These fucking mob calls are turning up in alot of games lately..

Fox and NBC need to start bringing this shit into the conversation more than just immediately after the play. I'm sure it probably just whiny ref's who aren't going to get post season overtime but still..

>>74774166
>le "Laffs only make the playoffs because of loser points" meme
>American hockey """"""knowledge""""""

1 (one) less ROW then New York in 1 (one) less game played

1 (one) more ROW then Tampa Bay in 1 (one) less game

approximately how long will taylor hall consider resigning in new jersey when his contract is up?

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OMG that fucking Bill assist

>>74774242
The rags have 11 more ROW than the laffs. Shut your dumb faggot loser point mouth.
Actually open it to insert a gun barrel LMAO

>laffs hockey "knowledge"

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>gets traded right before his old team makes the playoffs for the first time since he was drafted

>>74774307
Youre literally an idiot.

No matter if you adopt the 3 point system or just take away loser points, the Laffs are the 2nd Wildcard.

>>74774333
meh

>>74774333
cool flow

I wanna see Oilers vs Flames in the playoffs but that probably wont happen desu, or Montreal/Ottawa again

>>74774333
>finally gets out of Deadmonton
>ends up in New Jersey
Life is cruel

>>74774441
i kind of dont, both teams will beat each other up so much that whoever wins will be missing half their lineup and get swept next round

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>this pasta egg talk on the bluejackets feed

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>>74774333
What did he mean by this?

Did it ever happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmiuXF3lmf4

>>74774573
hall deserved it

>>74774575
No

-tom from Nova Scotia

>>74773977
The correct word is will, buddy

Go sharks.

or any team that hasn't won a cup in a long time... except for Canada teams cause.. AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

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>>74772696
Lets go Pens
>tfw 1:00pm game

>mfw i learned today i have the exact same birthday as bulju :DDD

am i meme yet, lads?

>>74774150
why is he wearing a 90s yotes jersey

>>74774798
so your some 18 year old retarded shithead?

>>74774575
lol canadians are retarded

>>74774949
arent you late for a naked swamp wrestling match?

>>74774970
Arent you late for passing out on Molson because your team is garbage and then waking up to a moose haxoring your ass?

>>74774970
its winter dude the swamps are frozen lol

>>74775057
Why not put the saunas outside to warm up the weather?

>>74775057
pussy

>>74775046
>passing out on Molson
>not passing out on O16

>>74773004
Good post

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MISSING
ARMENIAN LIFELONG KONGS FAN
LAST SEEN WHEN KONGS WON THE CUP

>>74775046
>Molson

I drink strictly Olands.

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>Why not see Sidney Crosby and Connor McDavid squaring off in a Stanley Cup finals? Not likely to happen this spring, especially with McDavid's Edmonton Oilers fading. But you know that Pittsburgh Penguins head coach Mike Sullivan would have no qualms about matching power with power and [having] Crosby go head-to-head against McDavid. The great thing about a matchup like this would be that both Crosby and McDavid hunger to be the best, so the moment wouldn't be lost on them -- you just know they would understand the importance of such a meeting and would elevate their games accordingly.


>first year playing in their brand new arena
>make the playoffs for the first time in a decade
Hmmmmmmm

This is undeniable proof buttman rigs the games so he can suck off whatever star he makes his fellow jews in the media push down our throats. I'm beginning to think this semen slurping sport isn't for me.

penguins have had 3 or 4 powerplays already

why are the penguins so favoured by the refs?

>>74775369
>high sticking and delay of game are discretion calls

W E W

>>74775348
>oilers fading
>theyve been 3rd in the pacific for the entire season

also
>detoilet gets new rink
>miss playoffs for first time in 25 years

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>>74775421
>high sticking always gets called

W E W

>>74775428
Detoilet doesn't have any stars the NHL can shove down our throats. Zetterburg had his time and Larkin busted.

>>74775471
When its done right infront of a ref, yeah

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>>74775428
>5-5 in last 10 games
What did they mean by that?

>>74775691
>3-0 in last three games
interesting

>>74775691
>Struggling to beat the Cantpucks
Fascinating

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TYBC

>>74775728
>win against the finnish goaltending dumpster fire of dullass
>win against an atlantic team with finnish goaltending whose best player is a ratfaced slewfooter
>shutout the fucking cantpucks, the team that took half a game to register a shot on goal

Impressive!

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Somebody stop him

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How is life in Funland today?

What are grounds for a penalty shot?

Crosby GOAT

>>74775870
He's being outplayed by a rat

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G O A T
O
A
T

>>74775888
Life is life.

>>74775903
.. In the standings, not in this game
He's on fire today

It's so hilarious listening to Oilcucks try to brag

I don't think they realize that we have been watching them be literally the most dogshit professional sports team in North America for the better part of a decade

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>>74775903
>Based Nova Scotian boys ruling the NHL

Who can stop them? Is the rest of Canada even trying anymore?

>>74775920
NA NAA NAANANA

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>>74775903
Marchand has like 10 more games played than sid

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BTFO

>>74775936
Mother nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1040SnB41s

>>74775954
Refpuck

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>>74775947
Maybe crysby shouldn't be a glass headed cocklord.

>>74775989
>crysby

>>>reddit

>>74775954
Why is Crosby beeing so shite?

>>74775954
Than you based Finnish pro scout

If two teams finish in the end with the same number of points at number 1, would the President's Trophy go to who wins the tie breaker or do they share it?

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>Barkov has a faceoff % over 50
>Crosby has a faceoff % under 50
Seriously people call sidshit the best player?
Ridiculous

>>74776062
tie breaker

first place matters a bit in the potential for the two #1s playing in the finals

>>74776062
The fewer number of games played (i.e., superior points percentage).The greater number of games won, excluding games won in the Shootout. This figure is reflected in the ROW column. The greater number of points earned in games between the tied clubs. If two clubs are tied, and have not played an equal number of home games against each other, points earned in the first game played in the city that had the extra game shall not be included. If more than two clubs are tied, the higher percentage of available points earned in games among those clubs, and not including any "odd" games, shall be used to determine the standing. The greater differential between goals for and against for the entire regular season. NOTE: In standings a victory in a shootout counts as one goal for, while a shootout loss counts as one goal against.

>>74776068
Russians have always been the best

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i cant wait for crosby and his glass brain to get cte and retire

>>74776078
>>74776079
I'm not talking about who is technically first in the league and home ice and all, I mean which is credited with the President's Trophy.
I see now that it's wins according to Wikipedia if a tie in points occurs. So it would be the Jackets

>>74776079
>The fewer number of games played (i.e., superior points percentage)
Wait teams play a different number of games over the season? Why is this allowed?

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>>74776130
>The greater number of games won, excluding games won in the Shootout.

Literally the second fucking sentence man, come on.

>oh hey sunday /hoc/ will be fun and comfy i bet----
>bunch of autistic fins and swedes shitting up a good thread
why do i vene come here

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>>74776157
>boat
Best of all time?

>jagr is still on panthers' top line
jesus fucking christ when will they get a real coach?

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>>74776207
When they relocate to Oklahoma City

>have a failing hockey team in Arizona that already has low as fuck attendance
>decide to put ANOTHER team in the middle of the fucking desert

>>74776236
Thats a funny way of spelling Omaha

>>74776236
>>74776280
>>74776277
O M A H A

>>74776277
To be fair..

Las Vegas has no other pro sports team for the Golden Knights to compete with

There's roughly 2 million people living in Las Vegas

Las Vegas has heavy tourism, will attract too

Glensdale/Phoenix has more popular sports to compete with

Tbh, I do believe the Golden Knights will have a great avg. attendance over the coming seasons

Yotes needs to fkn move though

>>74776157
Again, talking about PT not who's the #1 seed

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>Mayor Jean Stothert meeting Omaha's smartest man

>>74776369
>Las Vegas has no other pro sports team for the Golden Knights to compete with
They're about to have a football team

Wtf is that dumb Crysby doing? He should let his fellow Nova Scotsman win the rocket.

>>74776390
I bet she shags like a minx

>>74776396
From when?

Still, I do believe the Golden Knights will make profit

>jackets unsustainable
>cam atkinson will regress into a meme player
>jackets will fall out of the playoffs by january
Atkinson is still shooting 15.8% and the jackets are about to clinch the playoffs

Sid reasserting himself today
#40

>>74776371
Again, literally the same tiebreaking procedure

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>>74776330
>Google Omaha
>This picture shows up
Accurate?

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>>74776462
Based

>>74776507
THE GOAT

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>>74776439

>>74776430
Oakland is looking to move there
>>74776467
Assuming that then, what if two teams have the same ROW? The PT goes to the team with a better differential?

>>74776512
>>74776507
>>74776462
>>74776397
reddit as fuck

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>>74776462
>Ovechkin doesnt even have 30 yet

Bust

>>74776533
What is this Reddit? Im a 9GAGer

>>74776534
He's as thicc as a sassy black woman

>>74776534
>Crosby hasn't even hit 400 career goals
Bust

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>Thats a nice Art ross trophy you have there Connor
>Would be a shame if someone....stole it

>>74776439

>pongs in first round
RIP in peace

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>>74776564
>Ovechkin hasnt even hit the conference finals yet

B U S T
U
S
T

>>74776523
The tie breaking procedure is like a list. You just read each sentence until you find whichever party is better than the other.

>>74776576
jackets could honestly win the division still
so could the pongs

crosby is gud

>>74776576
The Penguins are falling to the second wild card? Bold prediction

2003

Parise - Bergeron - Perry
Pavelski - Getzlaf - Carter
Staal - Kesler - Backes
Vanek - Richards - Eriksson

Suter - Weber
Byfuglien - Burns
Phaneuf - Seabrook

Fleury

>>74776606
>columbus fag doesn't know how playoffs work

are the panthers gonna relocate.. be honest with me

>>74776606
lol wut? 2nd and 3rd meet eachother

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Too bad Crybsy is the GOAT at everything besides not getting concussed.

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Crosby is literally a system babby. He has been carried by his linemates his entire career. I just don't get people think he is good.

>>74776630
>>74776643
>retards can't piece together I'm saying the Jackets are going to finish #1
Jesus Christ

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>turn on pens game
>crysby is lying on the ice crying while the refs are consoling him
>florida gets several match penalties
>crosby skates to the bench and starts throwing a tantrum in the tunnel
>kessel starts breastfeeding him to calm him down
>he comes back as the crowd goes wild
>nhl awards him a hat trick
>as this is going on lemuiex is preparing crosbys intermission meal of pablum and pureed carrots
how do you people watch pens games? this is embarrassing to see

>>74776670
You would be right if pens end up first and jackets on wildcard. But Caps will win.

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>>74776670
>thinks Jackets will finish first
>calls others retards

Is it autism?

>>74776670
nice backpedal faggot

remind me again how many playoff series the poojobs have won

Going to make some hot dogs lads. Should I just use mustard or heat up some chili?

>>74776694
that game was fucking HORSESHIT.
FUCK HERMANTOWN

>>74776699
chili

>>74776689
>>74776694
>>74776697
>STILL sleeping on the Jackets

HE WAS A GOOD OL ONTARIO BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN

40 goals aye

ratboy btfo

>>74776710
>Sleeping on a young team with no playoff experience or history of playoff wins in a division with 2 top contenders

>Murray letting in goals galore lately
>Fleury clearly playing better
Really made me think

how many playoff games have the gackets won?

>>74776683
Meanwhile the pens broadcast team compares Barkov beating him in a faceoff to the Japanese war crimes.

Jagr just needs to retire already. I say that as a sympathetic Pens fan. He hurts the Panthers on the ice way more than helps them.

geuninly feel this is the caps year

>>74776733
>canacucks still trying to convince themselves

>>74776794
me too

>>74776796
>t. Tom from Akron whos considers being a fan since 2013 /lifelong/

Crosby is not bad i admit

>>74776827
> this is the only argument fans of shit teams have

Enjoy being irrelevant

>every jackets fan is from Akron
KEK

Is Crosby gonna carry Guentzel to the Calder, and then steal it from him like Ovie stole it from Sid?

>>74776827
>>74776864
/lifelong/ vegas golden knights fan here

Please hold shutout

is fleury elite?

>akron
>A city in northeastern Ohio; the heart of the United States rubber industry

>>74776901
That's what they all say
Were you there when times were rough?

Is sidney a little autistic? Seems like it sometimes, not in a bad way

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>>74776998
Yes

>>74776998
Probably. Not as autistic as Messi though

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i've never seen a natty hatty with all three goals having the exact same boxscore entry

Reminder that in 1:11 the Jackets will again be officially #1 in the NHL

>>74776998
I think a lot of top athletes are, having led a very sheltered life since childhood. Crosby is also pretty soft spoken, which only adds to the autism.

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Hey Losers,

My name is Jesse, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day meming about successful people like me. You are everything bad in hockey. Honestly, can anyone of you even skate? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a divegrass faggot. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am a first round pick and a future superstar. What are you good at, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also can eat more pizza than you and still don't get fat, and have a banging hot captain (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all losers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my captain

>>74777056
they can do it. Caps can tank if they want to avoid that presidents trophy

>>74776996
Been with them through thick and thin, good and bad. Will stand by my team until i die

>>74777043
>Crosby now leads the league in points and Goals

McSecondary btfo
Rat King btfo

JACKETS SECOND TEAM TO CLINCH PLAYOFFS, RIGHT NOW #1

Jackets are IN
relocation fags BTFO

>>74776740
2

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Go Jackets and go Zips!!
How butthurt are you all going to be when they win the cup??

>>74777079
>caps will tank to play pittsburgh
Literally mentally unstable if you think they will do this. This is now a race for teams to avoid each other in round 1. Pongs, Poos, and Caps absolutely would rather not play each other right off the bat

>>74777222
Dub trips

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>>74777188
Still 2 more than Winnipeg

props to BJs
not going past second round of playoffs.. never getting the cup.

>>74777247
what if they ar eplaying the capitals in round 2?

What if the West finals was St. Louis vs San Jose and the East finals was Washington vs Toronto? Who would choke the hardest?

>>74777247
Second round will be Jackets v Caps either way, so pick your poison

>>74777254
craps would destroy the caskets

>>74777294
If washington is past the 2nd round they will win the cup

BLOWJOBS ARE PLOFFS

YOUR TEAM IS POOPS

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>>74777076
Hey Losers,

My name is Gary, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day meming about successful people like me. You are everything bad in hockey. Honestly, can anyone of you even skate? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a divegrass faggot. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the commissioner of the NHL. What are you good at, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also can lock everyone out an get a new CBA, and have a banging hot deputy (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all losers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my deputy

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I am fucking sick and tired of people calling Laine a bust. He has scored more points than that faggot Matthews. He is also doing it against MEN not some limp wristed soft poofters in the Atlantic. So next time you think to call Laine a bust just know I have an army of Finns that will track you down and make your life a living hell.

>>74777294
Easy, Blues and Toronto would choke. Caps would most likely choke in first round. But if they where to move on they will be hard to beat.

poopoobus poo pockets

>>74777387
best gm in the league

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>>74777382

>>74777308
I bummed a couch near the art museum for a summer. It's a nice town during the day. It's all real niggas at night and those assholes like to walk.

poopoobus poo pockets fire poo out out of a poo cannon when score a pooal

>>74777382
good post

~~ Winston from Winnipeg

>>74772696
>Avs largest
>Islels are invisible

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Updated

>>74777517
remember where the avs are prominent human beings do not exist

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>>74777235
>mfw winniniggers

>>74777442
Oh yikes.

I've never lived in a place that wasn't 90+ white

>>74777382
this is a good copypasta

timeless

>Finland will have a 1st overall pick in apehoop before they do in Hokkii

Really makes my noggin take a joggin

>>74777569
>jests have still not made any meaningful progression from their thrasher days

Garbage franchise.

Can't wait for their pussy GM to continue to hold onto the entire Thrashers core, not upgrade in net, and continue to wallow in mediocrity.

>>74777570
You should try it sometime. You'd learn a lot.

>>74777609
Laffs Stan lee winners 2020

>>74777569
>tfw i use my old thrashers puck when i practice my stick handling and the paint is slowing fading off like the thrashers slowly faded from the league

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Just letting you guys know i'm falseflagging as a blow jackets fan to shitpost.

They don't ACTUALLY have fans.

-Shane in Portland

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>>74777609
(You)

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>>74777677
Delete this

>>74777609
the grinn with the finn

Repeating digits and Laine never scores 40 goals in a season

>>74777571
I just wrote it. I remember there was one about Eichel and McDavid but didn't want to search through the archive.

>>74777611
That is only because NHL GMs are racists while the NBA is all about being progressive.

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>>74777521

>>74777770
genius man

>>74777750
Rerolling

>>74777777

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>>74777609
>again

>>74777636
I'm already /pol/lution, I'd probably just end up getting killed by some 16 year old nog for looking wrong

>>74777609
>again

>>74777683
no shit retard

this board only continues to exist because of the persistence of falseflagging samefagging faggots like you

>>74777794
waste t b h. why doesn't hoc get gets anymore

>>74777976
not enough posters

>I am acutely aware that of CBJ, RAGS, the caps, and the pengs, only 2 teams will advance.

This fist round is gonna be brutal. I can't fucking wait.

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>>74777627
>"b-but thn promised me a c-cup by 2019"

>>74778037
Don't believe the rags are gonna take down montreal? I think they have a chance

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Why do finnish players bust so much

>>74777976
We dont post dog enough

>>74776576
Jackets beat the Pongs more often than not, they're like 6-4 or 7-3 in the last ten games and Crosby typically plays like shit against them. I'm less scared of them than I would be of Rags or Caps.

>>74778108
>0-2-1 against the Habs so far this season
Safe money says Montreal.

>>74777569
There's literally no niggers in Winnipeg though? Why do you keep saying that?

>>74778114
they meme too hard. memes are the number one cause of busting in the world

>>74778068
Jests will not make the playoffs for the entire duration of Laine's ELC.

>>74778187
I still don't know which is which between Winnipeg and Wisconsin.

>>74778187
You're right. First Nations are fucking worse than niggers. It's an insult to niggers desu.

>>74778165
>regular season series success correlates to playoffs

First year watching hockey eh kid?

I got money on Winnipeg to win tonight. Am I fucked?

BILL KESSEL

>>74778279
Same bro, solid bet though, this will be Wilds second game in less than 24 hours they'll be tired.

>>74778279
Yes

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>Crosby gets 10th career hatty
>only 30 behind Mario

JUST

>>74778227
I said safe money, not guaranteed money.

>>74777755
I thought that is the one where they compare laine and matthews before the draft happened.
Something about Laine playing against men in finland and Matthews against swiss players.
Might have been similar

>>74778358
>only 40 behind Gretz

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>winnishit
>winning
more like LOSERpeg

>>74778358
3rd natural hat trick, 1(one) behind Mario

>>74778381
>buttmad Atlanta fan still can't get losing his shitty team to winded chugging squaws
cry and live in the past some more

>division leaders in every division besides the metro would be WC in the metro
crapitals, blowjobs, and pongs too stronk

>>74778165
Dunno famalam. I feel good about their chances

>>74778440
>other divisions hate the teams in their division
>metro bandwagon casuals brag about the oher teams in their division

>>74778433
Honestly why did they ever think it's a good idea to expand the NHL to Atlanta not just once but twice? Not only is the city full of niggers, but the few white people who live there only give a fuck about college football and baseball. What gives?

>>74778433
>ZERO (0) playoff wins
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

and just because you pretend to shit talk your irrelevant shantytown doesnt mean it's not obvious that you're a winnicuck

>malkin was out again
Fucking hell. He's unironically been the best player in the league this year but his luck is so shit

Is this Wild vs Jets game the most anticipated matchup of the year?

Can't wait.

>>74778489
>calling the metro stacked
>being a metro bandwagoner
just pointing out the facts, canacuck. or are you just mad no canadian teams made the list?

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AM SO FUCKING SICK OF ALL YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS THAT SAY EICHEL WILL BE A BUST. HE IS FROM NEW ENGLAND, THE GREATEST SPORTS AND HOCKEY PRODUCING REGION IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM. LAST YEAR HE WON THE AWARD FOR GREATEST EN SEE DOUBLE EH PLAYER AS AN 18 YEAR OLD. HE WAS PLAYING AGAINST MEN! ALSO HE WAS ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS DURING THE MEME IIHF CUP.
WHERE WAS MCMEME FOR THAT TOURNAMENT? PROBABLY CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE BY MASSIVE ANAL HEMORRHAGING WHICH WOULD BE BETTER THAN PLAYING FOR THE UNWIPED ASSHOLE ABYSS, LITERALLY WORSE THAN MOGADISHU, THAT IS EDMONTON.

SO LETS SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FAGGOTS. EICHEL WILL BE A FAR SUPERIOR PLAYER THAN THE NIGGERFAGGOT MCMEME WILL EVER BE. THAT IS ASSUMING MCCUNT EVEN SURVIVES TO PLAY MORE THAN A WHOLE SEASON IN THE NHL

>>74778578
maybe for delusional mongols

nobody else is tuning in for that shitshow

>>74778525
>irrelevant shantytown steals team from one of the biggest cities in the US
How can one city be so cucked? Women's basketball is more popular than hokkei fucking lol

Also the thashits were there a decade and their only accomplishment was getting swept in the first round, jets aren't that pathetic yet
Can't wait for your retort I really can't >hurr natives literally who city

>unironically living in winnishit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>74778604
Hey Dude frig off will ya??

>>74778581
>hurrr look at how good the other teams in my team's division are xD

Casual bandwagon faggot

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remember when the jest were swept in 4 games by the analslime cucks?

those winniniggers were so assblasted

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>>74778605
>jets aren't that pathetic yet

the jests are just as garbage as the thrashers don't kid yourself faggot

>>74778649
>muh whiteout
I hope every "fan" in their arena tonight gets shanked by a chugg on the way home

>>74778649
>pre-Laine jets
who cares

>>74778694
>muh TRUE NORTH xD
>muh best fans in the league

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>>74778701
>post-Laine jets
who cares

>>74778694
>>74778649
samefag fatlantan cuck

grow up get over it your city is shit niggerville

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>Tfw you will never drop the puck with your dog

>>74778746
Fucking whiteknighting Winnipeg. Hilarious

>>74778746
lmao no. I've never been to Georgia or any state touching it. Who would unironically live there?

>>74772696
even the dallas stars don't claim Houston

the only ice rink in Houston is in a shopping mall

>>74778686
Decade of failure while having Kovalchuk ≠ 5 years of failure while having to pick up the pieces from thrashers non-existent prospects pool
Just saying one is not like the other

>>74778804
>
>>74778814
>im not samefag i swear
reddit

>>74778732
Laugh all you want laffer, but in 5 years the Golden Horde will dominate the league and Oilers+Jets are winning stanley cups back to back to back to back for 10 years.

Lets see whos laughing then, answer: me. i will be laughing in your face bucko

>>74778835
PFFFFAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

you jestcucks literally never shut up about "muh deep prospect pool" nigger, just look at >>74778649

its well past time blaming fatlanta for winnishit's fuck ups