/turnleft/ - NASCAR Cup Series Camping World 500 Race Thread

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Reminder

>>74771757

Wrong board m8

Anyone watching the big American muscle Goodwood race?

Will Kyle dump Logano on lap 1?

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Who was in the wrong here

>>74773405
>he a good boy and dindu nuffin. he turnin' his life around n' shit.

>>74773405
Would rather have someone dump that faggot in the 3 car

>Austin Dillon has been parked by NASCAR for today's race following "Deliberate Contact" with Cole Custer under caution during Saturday's Xfinity series race

B A S E D
A
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>>74773931

>>74773955
pls

>>74773074
Hey it me.

Kahne is racing well. I am content.

>>74774018

>https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/843227206281179137

>>74773955
>things that happen in a busch race can get you parked
>things that happen in a cup race don't and will be used as advertising

hmm

>>74773955
I hate Austin Dillon as much as the next guy but it seems like his punishment is excessive and inconsistent with other penalties issued by NASCAR.

When is it ok to deliberately crash someone?

Who is the replacement driver? Does the team get one?

>20 to go
>late restart
>logano fell back early but has battled his way back to the lead late
>KyBu in 2nd
>KyBu dumps logano who spins into the pack and takes out 5 other cars
>KyBu wins
>tom logano confronts him in victory lane followed by the 22 crew
>massive fight
>kyle is injured in the fight
>cant race for half the season
>nascar bans fighting

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>>74774100

>>74774202
>excessive
Nah...they should park those bitches for 4 races, imo. I have no problems with "fisticuffs", but using your car to intentionally wreck / damage somebody else should not be tolerated.

>inconsistent
That's true.

They parked Kenseth for taking out Logano, but didn't do a damn thing to jackass Nemechek when he blatantly took out Custer for the win in the truck series.

Dillon isnt parked you dumbasses

Tweet was from yesterday

>>74774389
please don't shame me you fucking libshit cuck

>>74773502
>karate kick!

>>74773502
>brave Cale taking on some thug Alabama Gang members

>>74773405

Nah. Kylel is on his "Second Strike" with his main sponsors, Mars and Interstate won't cover a season. Coach Gibbs would rather hold onto Mars than Kyle at this point. He won't wreck lelgano but he will make his life difficult.

>>74773931

I'd love to see it but I'd imagine Autism would be smart enough to try stay away from the SHR cars today cause I could totally see Tony saying it's fine for his drivers to dump him if he's starting shit and he'll deal with the officials hauler.

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>>74773405
if something happens it will be near the end, i don't think he will wreck him like kenseth did

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NUN ON ME BOYS

How come most accounts on NASCAR Twitter are actually good at Twitter except for NASCAR's Twitter itself?

It's like most team accounts get how to be clever and what their audience likes and NASCAR's Twitter page is in permanent "How do you do, fellow kids?" mode.

>>74774202
NASCAR is consistently inconsistent but parking that faggot is the right move. In the booth they were straight away calling it "using the car as a weapon" and that has no place anywhere.

>>74775974
NASCAR's twitter has been really shit this season. Not enough pictures, too many shitty tumblr-tier gifs and shitty content that links to their site. Teams and personalities have shit pretty much on lockdown, it's a stark difference in quality.

>>74773405
>tries to cut off Lagano
>gets spun out.
>gets pissy and throws a sucker punch.
>gets his ass kicked by pit crew.
>gets mad a Lagano even though it's his own fault

Fuck that faggot.

Apparently Logano brought Kyle the telemetry data trying to show him it wasn't his fault but Kyle refused to believe it

>>74775974
Because NASCAR corporate has hired a bunch of liberal arts college graduates in the vain belief that they can expand their audience.

>>74776143

Really? Then why haven't I been hired yet?

>>74776119
Logano tried to use the 2 car to block, but Bush wouldn't have any of it and just came down on the 22 regardless.

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>>74776168

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>>74776190

>>74776160
Are you a white male?

>>74776165
>used an entirely different person to block

t. kyle

24 WILL WIN

>the fix is in

>limp bizkit
>Jim Ross
We WWF now

>>74776218

Are you still considered white if you're a guinea?

>>74776221
He did.

Bush was high, Logano was low, and Kes was running the high line. Bush could either have slowed down to avoid Kes and get behind Logano, or he could have did what he did and just turn into Logano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw3_R8VzphE

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>>74776082

>Nascar twitter is no fun allowed
>Meanwhile Roush Fenway is sending bricks to people in the post

>>74776165
>came down
>got spun out

again his own fault.

rolling for winner

whens this shit start? like 45 minutes?

>>74776291
For SJW hiring purposes, yes....unless you're a faggot, then you're good.

Those monster girls are absolutely disgusting, put some burquas on those filthy whores

>>74776314
40-45 I think

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>>74776310
wew

>>74776310
I dream of the day when Danica has a good car. Maybe not a winning car but a car where she can lead 20-30 laps

>can i throw a punch? can i run a guy off the track?

>can I punch a guy? Run em' off the track? Rape his wife in the hauler? C'mon, NASCAR, let's make the standards clear!

>>74776372
She has that car every week.

She just sucks.

Rolling for winner today

>>74776307

The amount of leeway on Twitter varies by team. I actually got to talk with Roush's social media guy and he mentioned that his boss gives him an insane amount of creative freedom as opposed to a team like Hendrick where everything's more formal and AP-style.

What I find surprising is that NASCAR outsources the management of their XFINITY Series accounts to Taylor Strategy and they're actually quite good at what they do.

stream?

If this post contains repeating digits, then KyleWinslol

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>>74776414
>She just sucks.
like a champ, i bet

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>>74776372
>Krut can easily lead 20-30 laps
>Harvick can easily lead 20-30 laps
>Bowyer can easily lead 20-30 laps
>Danica never leads any laps

really makes you think desu senpai

Harvick have a shit car today or just bad qualifying?

What's the likelihood that this race has a meme finish? I feel like (((Nascar))) really wants (((Jr.))) to get back into (((victory lane)))

get fucked lelgano

>>74776578

He'll win at a Superspeedway

>>74776578

I think guys like Elliott, Larson, and Blaney winning and winning consistently helps NASCAR right now more than Earnhardt tbqh

>>74776487
Here, nigger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz8KXVGIzuY

i now realize that sneak has been in more fights than anyone else

why is he so angry

>is that you?!
ahahaha

I never realized Busch is sponsored by both Skittles and mnms. The fuck. That's like coke and pepsi

>best of Gordons sissyfights

>>74776560

Bad Quali but Harvick was pointing it out during the Xfinity race that the Dogleg was pretty rough on splitters this year so you can't run it as hard and that's where he was struggling during qualifying.

Allgaier was risking it during the Xfinity and made it work so it's possible.

>>74776613

Larson should have won at Atlanta but made a stupid call. Blaney has a good chance today though.

>>74776613
gotta get (((Jr.))) fans buying more mountain dew like the good goyim they are

leave it to fox to make everyone sick of last week

i hope kyle retaliates late in the year on NBC so they don't get the satisfaction

How many people have punched Mikey in his career?

Can someone put a bullet into micheal already jesus fucking christ

darrel is an annoying shithead but at least he was relevant when he was racing

>>74776804

1

The Bristol guardrail

>>74776709

No it's not, both are made by Mars

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>>74776666
WITNESSED

Why is the white pastor quoting Lincoln? I thought white pastors hated black people

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>powertrump

>>74776854

Needs a Shell/Pennzoil logo on that hat tbqh

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Rolling for the lap we say fuck this race and go back to working on my car.

Awful. I love McGuire and he's been great in the past, but that was terrible. Did his wife die last night or something?

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These 3 are flirting with your girl...what do you do?

Rolling for winner

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>>74776935

>>74776928
I say "hey, that's MY sister!" and they apologize, back off, and let me fuck her instead

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>tfw fat brother of someone more successful than you will ever be

What is his endgame?

>>74776916
still better than having some singer butcher it

>Implying bin Laden wasn't dead for 10 years before Obobo """""""""""""""""""killed""""""""""""""""" him when his approval rating was in the tank

>the guy who shot Osama Bin Laden is going to tell the drivers to start their engines for a literally who NASCAR track in the middle of nowhere

God Bless this country

>>74776991
>implying this man didn't shoot Osama in 2001 and they just moved the year

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>tfw Android 7.0 update finally means shitposting AND watching the race on one phone
This is the future we dreamt of.

>>74777003
>guy who shot osama bin laden stiffed for a camping world marketing official

what

god bless this country?

I wonder how non-burgers feel about all the commercials for drugs on American TV

>>74776817

I just want you to know that both mikey and dw test well with FOX's research groups

How is r/nascar so good when r/ formula1 is complete garbage

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Rolling for winner

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>>74777115
>good

incorrect

DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wait wrong track

>>74777095

I thought FOX was supposed to be the hip, cool network and CBS was supposed to have a geriatric audience

rolling lap when kyle crashes joey

>>74777067
i feel like NASCAR is a hyper modern parody of sport advertisements

>Spongebob Squarepants 500
>my car is reall- the lowes 48 machine is r-really good today!
>commercials during race
>they sold the name of the racing series and championship trophy for adspace and an energy drink company bought the naming rights for the series
>they did that 3 times (just this season)

>>74777115
/r/nascar is completely astroturfed by NASCAR paid shills and sponsor's paid shills
See the thread praising how great Monster Energy tastes with like 750 posts last week?
It's been that way for 2 years now

GRIP LEVEL 4
R
I
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L
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4

>>74777067
It's weird, do americans need so many drugs for their benises to work?

>>74777115
Because one is a sport for smug assholes with hardly any passing so they circle jerk about how much better their cars are than everyone else. They have nothing else to talk about.

NASCAR has beating, bangin', rubbin', passing, fights, pit stops that are interesting to watch and there is a variety in who runs up front over the course of the race most of the time. Even with all the money it's possible for a rookie or small team to win given the right track ('Dega).

>>74774070
Re-roll for # of wins kahne will get

>>74777197
because theres so many chemicals in the water to make it stop working in the first place

>>74777171

It's a good place to get news, but other than that it's shit.

I remember on a post about Danica's sponsor someone made a joke about what race would Danica and Ricky have his and hers EcoBoost cars and people got really butthurt and said it makes the fans look bad saying that.

>boogie boogie drivers

Holy shit DW is such a fucking faggot.

Jr. all over the place in his ugly car.

I thought the start line was moved?

>>74777207
7 feature wins in late model short track competition after Kahne retires from NASCAR this year
Nice

didnt jr have a blue car before?

>>74777223
chemicals that make the frogs gay?

>>74777115
The smaller the community, the more fun there is to be had. This is true of reddit and the actual world.

How fun it is, is directly proportionate to how many people are there doing it.

>>74777256
>gay frogs

w-what

Jeffrey Earnhardt is start and parking. I wonder why he's here.

did you guys know there is no out of bounds here?

>>74777273

Knowing that joke of a team they probably couldn't afford to have a send out unique cars for Phoenix and Fontana

>>74777279
Is this your first phoenix race?

>>74777279
They always make such a big deal of it at Phoenix. There's no out-of-bounds anywhere except Dega and Daytona

>>74777264
https://youtu.be/qUEy55r49fY

Its another episode of penskewinslol

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>ywn duel with Danica in the desert

>>74777310
They make a big deal out of it at any track that has a yellow line except Dega and Daytona

>>74777323
thats bullshit but i believe it

>dont change your oil

why bother making visuals for a commercial for blind people?

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>penskewinslol

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>meanwhile in latinamerica.....

>Dale Jr will never win another non plate race

>>74777207
7 is more like it.
>>74777250
Kahne is a team owner. Could he become the next owner/driver in NASCAR? Kahne in the 7 car would look cool.

I am certain a job will pop up for Kahne. He's not finished yet.

>>74777403

That's funny becuase I am pretty sure he won Phoenix and Pocono the past 3 years

>>74777421

If Kahne could run any number he'd probably run #49

>Leljoie

>Sorenson
>Lajoie

>>74777433

>meme'd his way into winning a rain shorten race

He hasn't been the same since Steve left.

fox doesn't have another camera angle

"Crash"

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Fucking Reed Sorenson. Never was.

>>74777421
I'd agree about Kahne not being finished. The only thing that's probably keeping him from contention is his crew chief

>>74777485
Gustafson should have went to Jr when Sneak retired

>LaJoke
This dude will wreck every single week.

>>74777478
>>74777471
Makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32slSVLY-Y

>Fox camera crews

>>74777485
Won Martinsville

It's stupid how they zoom the camera in super close now to hide the fact the stands are half empty. Ruins the sense of speed on TV.

>transmission starts
>car in the wall
NOICE

>>74777522
oh shit

its the rivalry nobody was talking about

>>74777115
>leddit
>good
Holy fuck what happened to cuckchan

Has lajoie crashed out of every race this season?

>>74777522
the blood feud nobody asked for

you now remember boris said

>>74777559
it became overran with cuck posters

>>74777586
Said head for life here

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my faggot fucking neighbor bought his faggot fucking son a fucking dirtbike or motorcycle or whatever the fuck that piece of shit is, and that faggot fucking son revs that shit in my driveway all day every day

>>74777586
well? what did he say?

>>74777522
https://youtu.be/Gqw1FI1hfJA

>>74777628
Got cut the break lines at night.

Seriously, the bullying against F1 fans of /turnleft/ is getting way out of hand, especially since F1 fans are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only F1 fan who finds it hard to take pride in his own series after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully ARCA or Xfinity? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful series? NHRA get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest racers in all of /sp/.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful !
Would you call an F1 fan "commie scum" (disgusting phrase) to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth F1 fan that they are a "fan of a corrupt racing series"? Would you say those words to your fellow racing brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
You're destroying racing pride, you're dividing series against each other, you're doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now

>>74777628
>not buying a home with an HOA

>>74777586
said head never forgot Based Boris

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>>74777684

Fuck Brian France, he should step down. Check these

>>74777629
>>74777586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US-eJXgAe-Y

>>74777684
wew lad

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>>74777586

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who /ragsinabox/

>>74777684
>bullying ARCA
no point in making fun of retards and little kids who can't drive

>>74777628
Gotta drain the oil out so it dies Dad blames It on his son

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>>74777784
always

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>>74777784
I'm more of a /safetykleen/ guy

>>74777846
RIP in peace Jet dryer

>>74777628
Don't worry dude. The kind of guy who has a son that does something that clueless and disrespectful is the kind of guy who never told his son helmets are important. It will take care of itself.

>>74776907
How much money did ian bell give you?

I understand "muh traditional values" and all that shit but at the very least anit-lock brakes would save tons of lives and lots of money for crews (especially at Daytona, Talledega, the other fastest places in the circuit) when all the cars are trying to get the fuck out of the way of the stopped car on the apron but they just lock up and slam right into them.

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>>74777846

montoya
>retired

steve byrnes
>dead

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>ok Anon, pull it out

>>74777586
Remember?
He raced yesterday

>>74777925
not until i'm done

/loganos year/

>>74777846
this picture has a melancholy feel to it cause of both Steve and that Jet Dryer are kill now

>>74777925
n-no

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Rolling for driver to take stupid risk going way down the dog leg, losing traction coming back up, and T-boning a Gibbs car into the wall.

>>74777586
>you know remember, watching a fake racing series, a driver who raced 15 hours ago in a somewhat-real racing series

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>>74777968
Yeah I just realized that myself when I posted it

>>74777925
why don't we just go back to your RV danica

>>74778004
>Harvick

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>>74778004

>Harvick

KEK WILLS IT

>soccer against Honduras

literally who?

fucking chicanos

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>>74778004
>>74778004

I thought stage racing was only for Daytona???

What the fuck is this shit?

>best cars in the field wrecking each other for the sake of stage racing

>>74778103
stage racing is for everywhere

>>74778137

Why?

What was wrong with normal racing that was used for the last 75 years?

this non-stop shilling for the stages is already too much to handle.

>MUTE

why is Jr yellow and red now?

wasnt he just blue and white

FUCK OFF WITH THE SHILLING

>>74778147
Monster Energy wants excitement

>>74778171

Who the fuck thought a 2 and a half hour show with Skip Bayless debating a horse was a good idea?

>>74778167

every car has like 17 different sponsors and paint schemes now alternating from race to race

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hello, this is my first Winston Cup race ever: I love stage racing! The drivers are compelled to race hard throughout the race, not just the last couple laps or so.

Why is stage racing bad?

is there gonna be a chimpout after the race like last week?

>>74778207
does this mean no more water cooler dale?

>logano couldve dodged waltrip if he just kept no selling his radio calls

>Stage racing adds a new layer of strategy and more tense racing
>Butthurt faggots ITT mad because MUH TRADITION

>>74778150

But they are so exciting, didn't you enjoy that hard racing for 10th a quarter of the way through the race, and the 10 minutes of commericals afterwards?

Mid race interviews are pretty cool 2bh

>>74778219
my big beef with stage racing is this:
It detracts from the athleticism of the sport. Part of the deal has always been that when the race goes green, you damn well might have to drive 500 straight green flag miles with no cautions. That was always a feat of skill, focus, physical fitness to be able to pull off a full length green race or long interrupted green flag stints
Now that's all out the window with these pre-programmed cautions with 10 laps behind the pace car "between" segments.
Counting laps between segments under caution should not have been part of this

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Wew, I'm sure everyone at the track is just sweating off the calories in this heat. Luckily PIR has just the thing to keep fans refreshed!

The CARBuretor Crunch, the first-ever signature item of Phoenix International Raceway. A collaboration between PIR and Americrown, the item is a deep-fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich encrusted with Cap’n Crunch, covered with bacon crumbles, fresh sliced bananas and caramel drizzle.

The CARBuretor Crunch, which comes in at roughly 900 calories, will be exclusively sold in the new ZOOMTOWN Food Court located in the heart of the Midway. Fans can purchase a single CARBuretor Crunch for $7, or a double order for $13, and will have social media bragging rights with a photo station declaring, “I ate the CARBuretor Crunch.”

>>74778300
You're supposed to be stuttering on live TV, DW, not shitposting on 4chan

Fuck Budweiser and fuck white people

>>74778300
I can live with the stage racing. But they have to fix it. First, make the laps between stages not count. Second, play less fucking commercials.

>>74778338

track food anon is somewhat making up for the lack of checklist anon in these threads

>Krut

What's that whooshing sound?

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>>74778338

But wait there's more!

A collaboration between PIR and Americrown, the Two-wide Spicy Tempura Burger is a tempura battered all Natural grass fed-beef patty topped with ham, charred peppers, Yancy's Fancy jalapeno cayenne cheddar cheese and pineapple ketchup on a whole wheat bun. The unique twist on the classic burger was developed by Americrown's Chef Carl Van Wagner.

The Two-wide Spicy Tempura Burger can be purchased for $10 at the food row behind Bryan Allison and A.J. Foyt Grandstands. Fans will also have the opportunity for social media bragging rights with a photo station declaring, “I went Two-Wide.”

Also new this year, PIR partnered with new track sponsor the award-winning “Fuzzy’s Ultra Premium Vodka,” and Chaco Flaco Unusually Delicious Drink Mixers to create the Fuzzy’s Desert Mule.

PIR’s spin on the classic mixology includes Fuzzy’s Premium Vodka, Chaco Flaco Berry Mojito Mix, Ginger Beer and ice. The 10oz signature cocktail can also be purchased at the Start Finish Line Grill or the new Busch Garage (formerly known as SPEED Cantina) for $9.

>>74778300
I got used to this, the one thing they should fix is the amount of laps under caution between stages

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>>74778040
>you will never have a NASCAR season like 2012 again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cgwCtCPJXU

>>74778378
Did he die? Haven't seen checklists in forever

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>>74778353
>play less fucking commercials.

>>74778300
Does the NFL award partial wins to the team that wins at halftime? No. It's retarded

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>>74778350
wtf I love white people now

>>74778434
>comparing nfl to racing

based

lmao just make the races 150 miles long who cares anymore

>>74778415
its the vortex anon

it keeps the rain away

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Gymkhana 183
the arab dicksucking dubai slave built diamond studded monstertruck rally featuring AMG rosegold chrome wrapped AMG BLACKED series iranian cruise missiles aimed at Miami

>>74778448
Does hockey, baseball, soccer, indycar, F1, drag racing , or ANY OTHER SPORT award credit for partial completion? No

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>>74778421
>I went two wide

That pass was Hakkinen tier

>>74777925
Show me how flexible you are cutie

>>74778486
yeah? and nascar does. so what

>>74778425

IIRC the janitors kept banning him for posting the checklists and he more or less said fuck this and just stopped.

>>74778505
>banning one of the only good posters

nice

Is Jeff Gordan back again yet?

>>74778378
>>74778425

It's me, I'm still here. Hotpockets Man had a vendetta against them and I just got tired of the bans.

>>74778533
How were the checklists against the rules?

>>74778567
Rule 1: nobody is allowed to have fun

>>74778567
anything fun is against the rules here

>>74778505
>they do it for free

>>74778337
>when the race goes green, you damn well might have to drive 500 straight green flag miles with no cautions.

Agree.

No problem with the stages, but the auto-cautions need to go.

Granted, the planned cautions require more planning on the part of the crew chief, but so do green flag pits during long ass runs.

>>74778567
fuck if I know
rolling for winners was considered spam though, because apparently posts should be at a premium

>>74778623
this is the reason I miss old /sp/

>>74778533
Damn, I loved the checklists

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>Lelgano just letting Kylel past

The fuck

>>74778721
Anticlimactic af

>>74778623
It feels gross to be even nearly on the side of the janitors, BUT... fifteen rollan's from twenty different guys is too much. No one wants to open the NAPCAR thread and 38 of 44 posts are guys re-rolling because the first 3 rolls were cars they didn't like.

>>74778744
says the guy who just rolled brian scott

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>>74777916
Fuck off safetycuck, people like you ruined what made NASCAR and other racing series great. They should revert to the 90s cars and get rid of the plates for one 'dega race just to see how many modern drivers would be too pussy to hop behind the wheel. A real driver would find it exciting and irresistible.

Earnhardt is rolls over in his grave every time something is done in the name of safety.

>>74778721
still too early for the vengeance

Speaking of doing it for free,

>leljoie

>leljoie
>AGAIN

Lajoie cawshun (again)

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>>74778767

>leljoie
itstimetostop.jpg

How does BK always have sponsors on their cars, while Roush has to slap "Ford" stickers everywhere to avoid being blank?

>LELGANO

>LELGONO

>>74778879
Roush is/was asking for early 2000s $, BK isn't.

>>74778879

because jack roush still thinks his cars are championship caliber and charges WAY too much

>>74778879
BK is only charging 5 figures per race weekend
Roush is still trying to charge six figures per weekend
Pride is a real bitch

>Lelgano

is the only way nascar will be good again is if we had uncensored driver radios on 24/7?

How much did it cost to get the dogecoin sponsor?

Wondering what a decent sized sponsor would cost.

>>74778952
You can listen to any radio you want for like $20 a season.

>>74778879

Dr Pepper is a B2B deal with Ron Devine's Burger King franchises. It isn't Dr Pepper corporate sponsoring them per se.

Also, the #23's sponsors are all personal sponsors of Gaulding, which are Schrodinger's Check if you're familiar with his management.

>>74779012
$50,000

>>74779015
kurt busch stream where

>>74779033
That was for one race, correct?

>>74779012

Dogecoin sponsorship was $55k per race

>>74778952

/our guy/ Jeff Gluck is now posting uncensored radio chatter

>>74779012
if I recall, it took $55,000 to sponsor that car.
I'd say $100,000 for a sponsor

>>74779042
They are all over YouTube man are you new?

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>>74779012

There are teams that will take 40k for transportation,tires and fuel each weekend. Anything that they make in purse money is keeping the lights on and the bills paid at the shop

Who /Sunday dinner and race/ here? /Snacks/ welcome too.

Ravioli and chicken cutlets. Fuck I love being Italian

>>74779033
>sneak
Sponsor when?

>>74777628
>in my driveway
Shoot him.

>>74779063
Yeah, but Phil Parsons agreed to run part of the scheme at a couple other races.
50k at the time was the official amount for a full wrap sponsorship for one weekend charged by PPR

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Who /feelinfuzzy/ here?

how much money would it take to buy the livery on a car like Logano, Busch, Hamlin, Johnson etc.

>>74779120
>>74779096
>>74779065
>>74779033
Thanks for the quick responses.
That's actually not that bad especially 50k for a full wrap. Kind of curious as a CS person why don't more startups/tech/websites/bitcoin companies do that more often? Only noticed Arris recently.

I mean I get it's two separate worlds for the most part but still a bunch of people like to watch the races.

>>74779208
Way more than what you make in a year m8

>>74779208
250K easily

Erik Jones is the quiet awesome story of the season.

>chase wins the stage

wtf I love stage racing now

>>74779318
Is Chase, dare I say it, gonna win?

>>74779346
>jimmie in 4th

you know whats going to happen already

>>74777242

Not yet

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>>74779368
3rd now

What you retards fail to understand is that stage racing is the true style of racing they used to do in F1, , Le Mans, and even NASCAR used to do until NASCAR got sponsored by Winston and started racing the entire race with no stopping (except for pits, cautions etc).

I hope all other pro racing series return to their roots and start stage racing again because it really is more exciting than the "new" style originally introduced by NASCAR and Winston back in the day.

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>>74778338
>>74778421

I thought Phoenix was light of food abominations but oh my. they upped the ante this year...

>In honor of St. Patrick's Day, fans coming to the Camping World 500 race weekend March 17-19 are encouraged to take a bite out of the Lucky Leprechaun Dog, the newest signature item of Phoenix Raceway. Coming in at a whopping 950 calories, the Lucky Leprechaun Dog is a deep-fried gourmet hot dog covered in corn beef and smothered in lucky green bacon mustard sauce served on a traditional bun.

>The green and golden twist on a race-day classic is thanks to a collaboration between Phoenix Raceway and Americrown. Fans can feast on the Lucky Leprechaun Dog during the upcoming NASCAR Weekend at all Lucky Dog locations on the DC Solar Power Pavilion (formerly Fan Midway).

And then there's this

>The Lucky Leprechaun Dog will also be entered into the nationwide Big Dog Contest to be held during the Championship Weekend at Miami Homestead Speedway. Each track in the International Speedway Corporation (ISC) family of tracks will be submitting a dog for entry at the end of the 2017 NASCAR season to win the coveted award. Fans will get to try the different versions of hot dogs and place their votes for the top dog at the championship race.

Anyone else find this more entertaining than the last 2 tracks?

>>74777589
Why do the social vampires from Plebbit come in & act like they own the place? This place used to cater to outcasts, autists, pedos, immoralists...now the normies come in & impose their culture on us. Fuck them.

>>74777656
Misdemeanor.

>>74777808
Misdemeanor.

>>74778338
>>74778421
>>74779510

Is this why every Nascar fan I see in person is fat as shit?

Holy shit, that restart by Chase.

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>>74779510

And then there's this which I love simply for the awful presentation.

>Monsoon Nachos - With mojo marinated pork, tortilla chips, queso fresco, El Sol medium salsa and cilantro, your taste buds will thank
you. Find Monsoon Nachos at Big Block BBQ, Splash N’ Go Grill and Lucky Dogs.

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>>74779510

rolling for extravehicular activity

>>74779573
nah, probably cause they live in America

>>74779606
>dat presentation
>Tostitos on a Dixie plate

Fucking kek I bet it's really good though

>>74779510
>no photostation
trash

>>74779621
>21st century
>Wood Brothers driver doing anything

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>>74779510
>green bacon mustard sauce

dude the desert is hot lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRo-kbq9qD8

real people

I like this commentating team better than the regular booth guys.

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>long green flag run

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How does he keep getting away with it?

>those effeminate millennial uber fags

sick in my mouth

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>Ghost in the Shell live-action

>>74779881
fueled by RIBS

>TIDE RIDE DIED

>>74779884
I hope it sucks so hollywood doesn't even try to do an Akira live action
>CAWSHUN

>Tide died

BOOGITY BOOGITY CLEAN THE TRACK WITH TIDE™

>caution

Quality camera work

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>>74779881

>>74779971
Quality stream too, I'm at least a minute behind

Tide will always be Michael Waltrips car in my mind

>>74780009
Uh....

When one of those tires blows in front of you in person at the track it really is something else
Harvick's last week sounded like a bomb going off, you could feel it in the pit of your stomach