Official Tottenham vs Southampton thread

Tottenham will win.

>>>/oven/

>>>/oven/

EHHH SCHLOMO,

St. Gooners day soon

Seeing as nobody can be bothered to post the lineups:

Spuds: Lloris, Walker, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Wanyama, Dembele, Alli, Eriksen, Son.
>Subs: Vorm, Janssen, Trippier, Sissoko, Onomah, Wimmer, Winks.

Memehampton: Forster, Soares, Stephens, Yoshida, Bertrand, Romeu, Davis, Ward-Prowse, Tadic, Redmond, Gabbiadini.
>Subs: Hassen, Long, Rodriguez, Caceres, Boufal, Hojbjerg, McQueen.

Puel's named an unchanged team for 4 games in a row now or something like that. Unbelievable, I never thought I'd see the day.

Lads, it's Tottenham

>soton defense

#freejanssen you argentine cunt

>>74770886
Sotons best players on the bench.

Few stats, Son averages 2 goals per games started. Plus, minus Kane that is their strongest lineup and best defense in league.

LADS,

>>74770926

>Sotons best players on the bench.

"no"

Apart from maybe Caceres but I don't know if he's ready

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last digit is number of goals he scores today

>>74770937
IT'S

>star wars theme tune
kinell

>Star Wars music
LOL

HAHAHA WTF THIS FUCKING STARWARS MUSIC WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>74770975
SOUTHAMPTON

imagine actually being a spurs fan

Am I the only one seeing a 4-0 Tottenham here?

Fuck off /are/

https://youtu.be/Vb3IMTJjzfo?t=40s

>Star Wars music
LOL

>Davies
>Davis

>>74771027
>are

>>74770886
wtf wheres kane

>trying to advertise Ben Wheatley as a great modern director
why? I mean I liked High Rise, but like usual in his films it has a poor second half.

Anyway, Soton score first.

Yiddenham Hooknose

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>this square grass pattern
reminds of comfy saturday afternoons when i was a little kid

>>74771061
a field in england is kino

>won £120 on Janssen last week
>will be watching for the sub again today

Monkeys off his back lads, I feel it.

>S'TON

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How many fucking injuries have >WE had this season?

Tottenham goal now, lads.

>>74771046
Everton - Hull yesterday had a Davies on each team.

who /UHD? here?

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>the last time Tottenham finished above Arsenal, Dele Alli wasn't born, the internet wasn't invented and George H Bush was president

is there a more one sided rivalry in the world?

Ay I'm still drunk from last night should I keep drinking m8s

>>74771126
yeah mate. have a pint of bleach on me. you twat

>divegrass
>guy dives
like POTTERY

>>74771126
Ofc

>>74771100
Triple dubs confirm.

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>>74771126
Dude drunk on 4chan xD

>>74771118

Arsenal Fans vs Wenger is pretty brutal.

what have i missed so far

This Davies lad is shite

>>74771201
semen slurping

>tfw no bf

ERIKSEN
R
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K
S
E
N

ERIKSEN!

ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN

>no Kane
>no goals

Behave.

Forster is just far too big and unagile to be a good keeper.

Getting a bit sick of Erikson scoring against >us

Fuck off already

ABTs BTFO!
>>74771234
????

>forster
>good

pick one of these

>Yoshida and Son on the same pitch
Seems EPL already used to see east asian players. Bit happy to be honest.

>>74771252
ABS M8

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>Forster called up for England

Ah yes, the "goes marching in" Derby

>>74771118
West Ham - Millwall
Chelsea - any other East London team
Celtic - all other Scottish teams (not premier league but still)
Southampton - any other team South of London

>>74771266
sos mate.

>>74771282
Chelsea is West London, isn't it?

>>74771282
Liverpool - Everton

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did a bird just shit on erikssen ?

Beware of DES
(Dele, Eriksen, Son)

>>74771295

lel

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>>74771282
>tfw you grew up when Portsmouth were the dominant team on the south coast

>>74771295
Just banter.

When I left for work yesterday, some soccer was on. Now I'm going to bed and more is on. Delightful, comfy. I hope this is a nice game you guys are able to enjoy.

>>74771295
rude

>>74771293
Oh shit, you're right, my bad. Cheers

>>74771300
kys

>>74771295

Thats considered lucky.

Put your bets in!

>>74771327
he almost got it in mouth, like valencia, too bad the angle was perfect kek

Does anyone have any streams?

>>74771300
That's awful.

Strange that Janssen's not starting. Expect him to get put in the game around the 60th minute.

>>74771295
This means gooduck.

Eriksen to be top assists this season.

>>74771350
Son is a much better striker.

Will Alli get the no. 10 shirt when Kane goes to Dortmund?

Do Soton stand any chance?

>>74771361
I think Alli will leave before Kane.

>>74771360
Son is a natural winger

What anglos think abnout Puel job ?

>>74771364
Last time they came back with a brace from Steven Fucking Davis. Yes they have a chance.

>>74771350

Son sells more shirts

>>74771364
>2 games in 36 days

Yes, they should be giving 100% since they wont play for a while.

>>74771375
>What anglos think abnout Puel job ?

He's a low key personality so no one talks about him

Surprised no one has linked him to the Arsenal job

>>74771372
I know, but he's still a better striker than Janssen.

Not exactly afraid to book someone this ref

>>74771369
Going to real Madrid in the summer. Bernardeachi as a replacement. Am from the future trust me. Barcelona's new manager is luchos assistant btw.

>>74771393
But can he score penalties?

>>74771369
If Dele leaves it won't be until 2020 when Real Madrid come knocking.

>inzaghi ded
well there goes my interest in this game

>Gabbiadini RIP

well shit

Gabbi off?

Stroke of luck I guess, but I hope he's ok cause I think he's fire.

ERA PENAL

BRING ON JANSSEN

Ah, Alli, you little bastard

Nooooo not Gabbi ;__;

RIP this season

NO ERA
NO ERA

Pathetic

>Sky Sports loving Spurs
why?

>no dumb celebration from Alli
What's the point of even watching?

>people watch this semen slurping divefest
>they claim that dives have no impact and defend it
LMAO

>>74771470
Lots of brave young English lads

Game over. Caceres on when? Defence looks shaky.

It's ended

>>74771471
Son's right there as well, missed opportunity.

SPURBALL

Which part of the Hotspur are you lads from?

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>>74771486
Very disappointing

>>74771499
White Hart District

>>74771499
Little Spur-on-the-wold

>>74771499
Oxford

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>another literal actual dive

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Don't let this match distract you from the fact that Arsenal dropped down to 6th today.

>>74771499
Oy vey Road.

>>74771499
Wembley Ghetto

>>74771499
Capitulation Lane

>>74771499
Synagogue Road

>>74771499
the synagogue

shalom

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>>74771520
>followed by another dive 10 seconds after the other one
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

>>74771499
favela do hart lane reporting in

>>74771499

Next door to the ghetto full of Arsenal fans.

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>>74771521
Et tu Dutchbro?

>>74771520
>>74771542
Clam down, frogposter.

If dembele could shoot he'd be the best CM in Europe

Vertonghen thinks he's a striker

>>74771521
Is it too early to say that St. Totteringham's day won't come this year?

>>74771521
Feel bad about Wenger. He reminds me of my grandpa.

>>74771567
How are third worlders conditioned to accept all the diving? What do they do to brainwash you into liking fairy faggots feigning injury in order to literally CHEAT?

Imagine losing 3-1 to West Brom

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>>74771574
take them off, mate

>>74771574
If he could shoot he would have left Spurs two years ago

>>74771579
Way too early

>>74771590
I don't know, why do we accept flopping in the NBA and NFL?

>>74771579
This year will be the first annual St Gooners day

>most competitive league in the world
>10 points gap between 1st and 2nd

eplel babbies will defend this

>>74771476
No one ever says that, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>74771597
flopping in the nfl is a non issue and on the rare occurrence it happens is fined
ape hoop is faggot shit

So lads.

Is Eriksen an 'elite' player?

Like KDB, Hazard, Ozil etc?

>>74771623
has to play for a top team first

>>74771606
st. arsene day

>>74771623
Hard to say because he still plays for Spurs. He could easily turn out to be the white Kagawa if he goes to a top team.

>>74771579
I really do think this is the year. Arse are falling apart and the fanbase has become completely cancerous.

Spurs aren't going for the title so wont fall apart like last year when it went out of reach.

do spurs fans overrate their players more than any other club?

>>74771608
that doesn't make it less competitive

That was 10x more of a pen than the Alli one

Fuck you ref you useless cunt

>>74771623
He's no Modric but he's easily close to elite at least.

>>74771606
>>74771635
just call it st. totteringham's day and watch arsenal suffer even more

Slags?

>>74771650
I think that's Liverpool fans, at least online and in the US.

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>>74771685
Got you pham.

>>74771709
>no penis
shit taste

Whats transfer was worse value?

>30 million for a non dabbing Pogba
>100 million for a dabbing Dembele

>>74771709
O-Oy vey

>>74770965
JUST

>>74771720
poogba, he's the highest paid at manure for the next 5 years

>>74771720
Pogba is no Dembele.

Dembele can dribble, pass, tackle, intercept and turn up to training.

Pogba does none of these.

>>74771720
Wynaldum

>Dele Alli does very well to get the penalty

These fucking idiot pundits are actually defending diving what the fuck please die

>>74771720
>fucking a toilet

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>>74771709

very nice

7/1, Dele to score next?

Worth a fiver? Or shall I wait and risk it on Janssen rocking up at minute 60-70 and sliding one in?

>>74771752
It's just because he's English, if he was Dele Alli from Cairo instead of MK they'd be criticizing the hell out of him.

Cuppa tea and hobnob time bois.

>>74771783
I'd wager on Son desu.

>>74771719
>A faggot
Kill yourself you degenerate

>>74771854
>getting this triggered
closet homosexual

>>74771858
>Trolling this bad
Man you're garbage, kill yourself

Christian Eriksen is objectively the best offensive midfielder since arriving at the epl.

>>74771929
Fact.

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

get scored on yid bastards

mashallah southampton will be victorious

>spuds

>>74771929
just a shit danish gylfi desu

ENGLAND'S BRAVE JWP

>conceding to Shithampton

IT SHOULD BE 1-2 FUCK YOU

>>74771929
>De Bruyne
>Mkhi
>Juan Mata recently
>Gylfi?

OH WHEN THE SPAINTS GO MARCHING IN!

Janssen will come on and score a brace

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>>74771968

>>74771992

Mkhi is a special goal machine to be sure but little else.

KDB is resting on his laurels, which are admittedly high.

Mata is decent.

I wish we hadn't sold Gylfi.

Eriksen is best.

What the fuck Hugo

I think that's the first real mistake Alderweireld's made all season

>>74772050

Its the first mistake I've seen Toby make ever. Guys a machine.

>people actually rate Walker over Bertrand.

Why did Atletico sell Toby

>>74772125
.to buy stefan savic ofc

>>74772125
At the time they had two defenders who were playing better than him, and he had a pretty good season on loan in England so Southampton and Spurs were both desperate to sign him.

Someone please kill Phil Neville

>>74772151
His voice sounds like a duck trying to talk on the phone while masturbating

>>74772151
Kill him and his douchebag brother as well

>>74772151
someone please kill gary neville

>>74772214
english press pls leave

The Neville brothers are two of England's most respected sports broadcasters

>>74772243
Do you miss Neville?

HA HA TIME FOR TWINKS

Shane Long always offside thick Irish cunt

I could understand if he was Shane Wide

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COME ON SOUTHAMPTON........

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Rate my seat

If Shane Long were a DJ his name would be Shane Tong

>no Jansen
What mist he do to please porch?

>>74772275
FIGHTTTTTT

>>74772277
pretty good view, considering that you're in a different country

>>74772277
Digits

>>74772277
>ireland
wow those stadium improvements are more substantial than i thought

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>>74772296
AAAND WIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN

>good stadia
>have a huge screen to pander to the morons

>tfw hate kikes but really like spurs

wtf

>>74772277
looks fucking great

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>>74772309
mls culture best culture

>that manlet rage

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

I hope G rodriguez scores, soton deserves a point at least

>>74772326
Not many people involved with Spurs (fans, players, executives, etc.) are actually Jewish, it's more of a historical/traditional thing at this point. Although their chairman is a Jew.

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>>74772335

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Did you know that Phil Neville is a cross dresser and commentates on matches while dressed as a woman?

Spurs look weary DESU

>>74772342
What happened?

>>74772353

Ronny Rosenthal scored 4 goals for Spurs against Southampton in about 1995

He was Israeli

Vinny Samways was Jewish, another 90s player

>>74772376
Winksy threw a sissy fit after he got pulled back.

>>74772376
A Southampton player committed a stupid foul on Winks, Winks got angry.

>>74772376
Winks kept getting bullied

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Game over

Spurs really miss Rose's energy

Pointless runs into the box with no finish incoming

cheeky janssen penalty goal now
>>74772353
Same with Arsenal being historically black

>>74772389
>>74772392
>>74772400
Why are Tottenham players always acting like that short angry guy at the party?

GOAL COMING.

JANSSENS HERE.

>>74772421
Most of them are really young so they don't have a lot of self-control

>>74772421
Inferiority complex.

>>74772421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYBNFWpLQ54

>>74772421
Lamela is the only one that knows how to properly use his anger like any third worlder


>Jansen almost scored

HAPPENING

Fucking christ Janssen, pass the ball

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>>74772421

>BLOOTFAL

Lmao that smug shit eatting grin from the fourth official

You know your country is cuck trash when the adbar on the field runs some shit in islamic

>>74772462
This game was GOAT

>dat offside replay angle
could just as well not show anything

>>74772470
>You know your country is cuck trash when the adbar on the field runs some shit in islamic

yeh ok Mexico

which EPL players will move to scotland when england leaves the eu and eu citizens will need a work permit to play in england?

>>74772470
you kno ur a intellucetial when u say things like cuck and some shit

Long's always offside a lot but he's taken the piss today

>>74772442
kek what even is this?

>>74772488
non of them. footballers secretly vote tory

>>74772514
Sterling did some campaigning for Labour iirc

If Shane Long were a unit of time measurement in England his name would be Shane Bong

Remember when all the celebs in America said they were going to move to Canada? Why are they still in America?

>>74772534
Don't know, we were all so excited about them leaving....

are spurs players always this cunty at the end of games? All the dives and fake complaining to waste time is ridiculous

>>74772522
probably had to by the Liverpool elders

EASY EASY EASY

>>74772549
Lol, those weren't dives.

Boufal is useless. I'd rather have Sims on the bench, because he actually creates chances.

>>74772576
>southampton record signings
>massive flops
pick 2

>>74772609

Boufal at least has managed 2 blooters this season, that's 1 more than Osvaldo. £8m per blooter, bargain.

Janssen did more as a striker in 10 minutes than Son all game. Pochettino needs to stop being such a stubborn ass hole.

>>74772413
This, when's he due back?

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>>74770773
That's what they get for not using Caceres.

Dumb anglos.

>>74772634
Janssen needs to learn how to score

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Ave it goyim

No but seriously that second half nearly gave me a heart attack

>>74772767

I damn well hope he plays in the next game. The Yoshida-Stephens partnership has been way too leaky. Surprised he didn't play today, since he's had a few U23 games to get himself ready.

la la la la hey jews