>today
19.03. 12:30 Empoli Napoli
19.03. 15:00 Atalanta Pescara
19.03. 15:00 Bologna Chievo
19.03. 15:00 Cagliari Lazio
19.03. 15:00 Crotone Fiorentina
19.03. 15:00 Sampdoria Juventus
19.03. 18:00 Udinese Palermo
19.03. 20:45 Roma Sassuolo
>already played
18.03. 18:00 Torino Inter 2 - 2
18.03. 20:45 Milan Genoa 1 - 0
today frontpages
how's Joe hart doing
>>74768561
>>74768564
EXPOSED
>Spalleshit to Juve
#NoToSpalleshit
>>74768568
>>74768564
see >>74748183 and >>74749377
>>74768564
Single-handedly cost Borino victory yesterday
lads give me quick rundown on the new agnelli-poli
>>74768601
Most likely Intercucks scheming again, except they became shitty at that even
Empoli: Skorupski; Laurini, Bellusci, Costa, Pasqual; Krunic, Dioussé, Croce; El Kaddouri; Thiam, Pucciarelli
Napoli: Reina, Hysaj, Albiol, Chiriches, Ghoulam, Allan, Jorginho, Hamsik, Callejon, Mertens, Insigne
>>74768579
>you now remember the 'noi Allegri non lo vogliamo' his first day
Juve is a better team than Roma, so maybe he will fuck up less
>>74768579
Didn't you do the same thing with Allegri back then?
>>74768655
how does the rumour start and who starts it?
is it really inter?
>>74768579
fuck no
if allegri leaves juve has to replace him with someone who has proven quality on ucl
not someone who shits his pants everytime his team plays in yurop like spalletti
Is Sarri retarded? Why he would not let Zieliński play?
>>74769049
>Why he would not let Zieliński play?
Allan's agent bitched about his client not getting enough playing time, so Allan gets the spot for now
>>74768753
>>74768820
>>74768955
It was supposed to be Sarri at first, and I don't how you lads would feel about that but I'd take him gladly. His offensive tactics are great, and at Juve he would have working defence that doesn't need adjusting, plus Rugani and Caldara already lined up for future. Spalleshit is choker extraordinaire, only thing he's good at are excuses. Or if Juve are feeling extra adventurous, get the Jardim guy who BTFO'd Pep in CL.
Allegri at least had some achievements with Memelan under his belt before comming to Juve
>merdens
>based Skorupski
this guy is better then Szcz
>>74769093
kek
>merdens
le score against relegation fodder manlet
>>74768579
based juve. KNows that if they keep winning people will lose interest in whole lague and they will suffer economically too, so they bring in spalletti to open up the title reace for next season.
>rigore paa napoli
>empooli
rigore peee o' nabbule
why score in open play when you can whine and get free benuldies in exchange?
>>74769393
>italians in charge of dental health
checking in
why napoli players were such tight kits?
>>74769624
t. juan carlos
>>74769283
beautiful penalty kick
>third place is ours la!
the absolute state of internazionale
>it's a frog posting episode
>>74769870
why are you so cancerous?
t. juvefag
Dubs and 3-3
most dangerous lead
>have a tea full of manlets
>just kick the ball above their heads in the barrier
>>74768955
Juve ultras are full blown mafiosi, from Sicily, Calabria, Albania and Puglua.
They were pushing for tickets and paid planes, they had verified contacts with Juve management, there is a trial right now.
It is normal here for ultras groups to ask for money/tickets to team in a mafia style: give it to me otherwise I will cause troubles at the stadium.
Agnelli dinasty is ruining italy since before fascism
>>74769409
his diet consists in sigarets and coffee, no woder he's like that
>CROTONE: Cordaz; Rosi, Ceccherini, Ferrari, Mesbah; Rohden, Barberis, Crisetig, Stoian; Tonev, Falcinelli;
FIORENTINA: Tatarusanu; Sanchez, G. Rodriguez, Astori; Chiesa, Badelj, Vecino, Tello; Borja Valero, Ilicic; Kalinic;
>BOLOGNA: Da Costa, Kraft, Pulgar, Verdi, Destro, Krejci, Nagy, Helander, Maietta,Gastaldello, Dzemaili;
CHIEVO: Sorrentino, Spolli, Radovanovic, Cesar, Castro, Frey, Birsa, Cacciatore, Pellissier, Inglese, Hetemaj;
>CASTEDDU: Rafael; Isla, Pisacane, B. Alves, Murru; Dessena (C), Tachtsidis, Padoin, Ionita; João Pedro, Sau
LAZIO: Strakosha; Basta, de Vrij, Hoedt, Radu; Parolo, Biglia, Lulic; Felipe Anderson, Immobile, Keita
>ATALANTA: Gollini; Masiello, Caldara, Toloi; Hateboer, Grassi, Freuler, Cristante, Spinazzola; Gomez, Petagna.
PESCARA: Bizzarri, Crescenzi, Biraghi, Verre, Memushaj, Benali, Zampano, Muntari, Cerri, Bovo, Coda.
>SAMPDORIA (4-3-1-2): Puggioni; Sala, Silvestre, Skriniar, Regini; Barreto, Torreira, Praet; Fernandes; Muriel, Quagliarella.
JUVENTUS (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Dani Alves, Barzagli, Rugani, Asamoah; Pjanic, Khedira; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain.
>>74769986
>i don't know shit: the post
>>74769986
t. Giacinto Facchetti
>>74769912
t. M'Bolo Y'Ganya
>>74769986
t. Massimo Moratti
>>74770070
oh come on Mughini, judges are investigating on this. I dont know if it's true and I dont really care, I am palermofag I dont care about Juve Inter or other irrelevant shitty teams
>>74770054
>Higuain
WHY WON'T HE REST HIM ONCE IN A WHILE FUGG
>>74770502
if he sits for longer than 30 minutes he gains one kilo
>>74770193
t. Matt Preston
>>74769912
Like it or not, based Ausbro is >our mascot now
>>74770632
Ayy
>>74770653
DELET
>>74770398
Judges are investigating, sure.
Thing is there's no proof, no phone interceptions, no witnesses, no one even mentioned Agnelli's name in relation to this.
is Mangiukic leaving in the summer?
who are >we gonna buy? Pjaca isn't starter material yet
>>74770718
>not from Turin
>annoying as hell
represents the averega Juventino pretty well desu
>>74770742
Alexis Sanchez
>>74770718
>slovacchia
>our
>>74770748
>averega
>>74770767
still need a backup striker
>>74770767
Sanchez would be the dream purchase indeed, but Juve aren't going to bid as much as PSG will. Unless Dybala gets sold, that is, and I would much rather keep Dybi.
>>74770767
>>slovacchia
Quick, should i watch Lazio-Cagliari or Sampdoria-Juve?
post juve squad
>serie A anthem
>english lyrics
>the absolute state of Giovanni 'talentless hack' Allevi
>>74770856
JUVENTUS (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Dani Alves, Barzagli, Rugani, Asamoah; Pjanic, Khedira; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain.
Someone post the Juve lineup please
>>74770851
samp-juve
>>74770864
ty based italia
>>74770862
>mfw that shit tryhard anthem gets booed every game in every stadium
>>74770742
----------------Buffon
Alves(?)-Bonucci-Chiellini-Sandro
----Verratti-Marchisio-Pjanic
----Dybala-Higuain-Sanchez
lmao Higuain with a bald patch on the back of his head
>>74770908
>Verratti
never gonna happen m8
>>74770908
>Verratti
t. Gary Mehigan
Time for Pjanic to prove himself to the Indonesiabro hater
WEW QUAGLIARELLA
Cuadrado
QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO QUADRATO
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why the fuck did juventus sell mutu in 2006 or whatever ?
>>74770872
JUVENTUS (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Barzagli, Rugani, Asamoah; Marchisio, Pjaca; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain.
KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO KVADRATO
ASAMOAH ASSIST
>>74770929
you ugly neets spoiled the goal
>reddit in charge of providing streams
Dessena is dead
press f
WHAT AN ASSIST
>>74770908
Buffon
Lirola Bonucci Caldara Sandro
Tolisso Pjanic
Cuadrado Dybala Sanchez
Higuain
>>74770953
He underperformed, besides that Maradona-esque goal he scored that one time. Peaked at Fiorentina later
>>74770968
tutto il calcio minuto per minuto>>>>>>>>streams
>>74770979
that goal wasnt the only thing he had in common with Mradona too...
>>74770953
maybe he didnt want to play in b
>>74770968
My stream completely skipped the goal. Anyone want to provide a WebM?
>>74770979
he was sold after the calcio bullshit, there were down why the fuck would you sell him then, i fucking hate fiorentina
so are those 2 titles he won with juve legit or not ? whats the deal with those titles now ?
>>74771006
jej
>>74770977
Caldara is at Atlanta until the summer of 2018, and Lirola was loaned for two years too as far as I know
>>74771010
based netherlands will provide a webm
>>74771006
Kek
i don't get why Rincon doesn't start in these matches
>>74771006
Ayy
>>74771025
https://streamable.com/b1sze
Is Juve going to rape Barça? I hope so.
PAPU GOMEZ PAPU GOMEZ PAPU GOMEZ PAPU GOMEZ
manzo is going to stab someone in this match
>>74771010
>>74771025
>>74771047
>Higuain saving the goal
what the fuck was that
>>74771068
Thank you.
>dybala
>>74771012
Maybe Mutu wanted to leave too? I don't remember it was a decade ago, but during the one season at Juve he wasn't as good as he was later for Fiorentina. Doesn't matter what the official status of 05/06 league title is, Mutu and Juve won it
>Buy Patrice Evra shirt
>he scores a few days later
>buy quadrado shirt two days ago
>he scores as well
feels good man
>>74771078
>If I don't score, no one will
>>74771124
buy a Buffon shirt la
>>74771124
>buying evra shirt
why
>>74771124
>Patrice Evra shirt
But for what purpose
>>74771142
>>74771139
I love this game haha
>PISScara
Zemna pls.
>>74771139
>>74771142
>he doesn't love this game
>>74771154
>>74771156
>>74771124
You pay full price?
>>74771154
>>74771156
>not loving uncle patrice
The dude at the official shop told me i was the first one to buy an evra shirt in the whole year
why are calabrians allowed lads
>>74771182
nah, got them on 40% sale, still expensive as fuck tho
Atalanta [1] - 0 Pescara
Gomez Goal
FUCK NOOOOOOO DYBI
>>74771204
why do you hate them
is Dybala ded lads
>>74771209
based Dea bouncing back immediatly
>inb4 they still finish above Inter despite the 7-1
Allegri's screeching always makes me laugh
Ahahaha it's not like Juve wanted to beat Barcelona or anything! Haha
>>74771225
>no CL this year too
Haha.. hah.. ha..
>>74771216
subhuman desu
>>74771235
he'll play against barcelona, r-right?
>>74771225
Hehe >we're fucked mate
What happened to based Paulo?!!??
What happened to Dybala? Ankle in 180° twist?
>>74771225
>PENAULO DYBALA
>cuadrado
The cheque will be in the post.
>>74771256
>>74771242
>>74771256
If it's his hamstring again, that's several weeks out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74769986
t. Guido Rossi
rip qt
>this saddens the gobbi
>tfw still didn't get a qt gf
>>74771335
you said you dated a girl
>>74771330
Delet
>>74771335
Still waiting
>>74771353
Didn't she look like Pjaca?
>>74771353
that's not a gf la
>>74770739
well maybe they learned the lesson of Calciopoli, when Moggi got caught because he was telling everything on the phone while Galliani spoke in monosyllabs kek
>>74771373
yes but how did it end
>sbologna
>>74771386
been with too many guys to be my gf desu even if she was hot
>>74771380
t. Marco Tronchetti Provera
>When Dybala strained his thigh in October, he was sidelined for 44 days and missed 9 games
>>74771409
>>74771409
>he came back and missed the penalty in the supercup
>inb4 we reach the final and goes full Messi missing another one
>higuain thinking he's messi
lel
https://streamable.com/684l8
anybody can make a webm?
what did he mean by this
>>74771398
you're a dumbass
>mememagic gives you a hot gf
>give it up because she has more experience than you
you don't deserve a gf.
Please mememagic give me a job and a gf
>>74771510
there's a difference between more experience and girl who is messed up in the head
dubs and nobody ITT gets a gf
>>74771398
>falling for the /pol/ meme
I hope you end up with a black gf
>>74771539
this desu
>>74771531
I, for one, understand completely lad. There's no such thing as a former slut, used up meat is good for casual playing but no for anything regular, let alone a gf where you inevatiably invest your time... at least.
Pls stop /pol/'ing up the thread pls
>>74771609
t. Uto van den Korn
>>74771609
only thing left to do when /ourqt/ is ded
If I wanted to go full-on-customer and get a Juve shirt, should I get one now with the 'old' crest, or get next years one with the new 'logo'
>>74771672
Get in the Jeep, faggot.
>>74771672
Old
i cant believe mandzushit is a starter
how fat is higuain ??
If he missed a goal like that against Ter Stegen he should get killed.
>pipa
Higuain is
S H I T
H
I
T
>>74771532
my trips say otherwise
>sampdoria's pitch
>>74771672
Obviously new, with the fresh World Cup, Scudetto and Coppa Italia marks on the shirt
what a soporific afternoon
>0-0
>0-0
>1-0
>0-1
>0-1
I love serie A lads, not memeing
what do you think is the limit to Schick's potential?
can he cut it in a major club?
>>74771927
>what do you think is the limit to Schick's potential?
playing for >Sfinter
>>74771910
same here
tense, tactical, low scoring games are the best
last sunday was a nightmare
Buffon is now officially the player with more minutes in the history of Juventus
LET'S PRAISE BASED GIGI
>>74771970
Best GK in the history, unironically.
>>74771990
absolutely, not even a gobbo
hearing the stories Yashin must have been pretty great, but we have no evidence for him, so the cake must go to Gigi
>lemina
sigh...
>>74772019
Buffon has been at the top of his game for around 20 years. No other GK even comes close in that. Many came and went but Buffon is still here, being almost 40 and not turning into a shit version of his former self (like Memesillas)
>>74771970
Meglio due feriti che un morto
>>74772041
t. Vito Scapuzzo
>>74771970
Praise be
>>74771990
for now
>>74772040
Casillas was never as good as Buffon imho
he's a reflex babby people rate out of youtube clips with chad music in the background
>>74772040
>Memesillas
You now remember he's actually 4 years younger than Buffon
>>74772064
DELET
>>74772064
At the top of his game he was world class but still couldn't set a wall for free kicks up. People who praised him as the best in the world were mostly spanish and/or Madrid bandwagoners.
>>74772035
at least no meme hairstyle
>>74772064
>chad music
kek
it's true that casillas is the ultimate reflexbabby
>>74772064
i think he was better around 2010 when Buffon had some trouble with injuries and Casillas was peaking
that's it though, for the remaining 15 years they were both active Buffon was always better
>regini
>Mad Allegri
He is literary shaking!
>Allegri chimping out
short set pieces are absolute cancer
I fully expect Quagliarella to score some bullshit overhead kick goal soon
>>74772196
[worried laughter]
>scorregini
masterful 5-4-1 tictocs tiem
Are Fiorentina, and Kalinic in particular, the kings of the 90+ winners?
>>74772196
wew
>>74772226
they either choke or go super clutch
no half measures
>>74772218
>Scrotone
>pisscara
PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU PAPU
jesus christ Asamoah stop giving me heart attacks
Now imagine playing like THIS against Barcelona
Whenever Asamoah has the ball I'm close to shitting myself
>>74772290
delet
>chiavica verona
>>74772290
If Allegro unironically uses Asamoah against Barcelona I doubt it will be even worth to watch the match
Hope you all watched the Cagliari - Lazio game, excitement all round
Barca are going to absolutely roast Juventus
>>74772317
Barca are so inconsistent at the moment, anything can happen.
>>74772306
>>74772315
There's a "CL prediction thread" up in catalog and quite a few Anons actually predict Barca getting knocked out. I'm pretty sure they don't watch Juve matches
how the fuck do you concede 4 fucking goals to bologna
good win lads
>>74772358
I doubt many people on /sp/ and in general actually watch matches of teams that aren't their favourites, so you're probably right.
>>74772332
They got BTFO 4:0 by PSG in a legitimate match, the second leg at Nou Camp wasn't quite... legitimate. Juve COULD defeat them, but not playing like we've just seen. If Dybi's injury turns out long-term and he won't be fit by then, Juve are fucked
>i rate pjanic
>i rate mandzukic
>it's another "juve wins by being less shit than their opposition" episode
0 teams serie A when, someone just nuke this country
>>74772406
kek'd out loud la
>>74772358
barca bayern lestah (meme) atletico?
>>74772358
grinding out wins is the sign of champions la
>>74772388
Pjanic actually won two tackles and made three interceptions today, but he's completely wasted as defensive mid in 4-2-3-1.
>32 millions mongolian tögrög for muslim aquilani
>>74772426
>>74772427
>>74772381
Allegri tho rarely fucks up big matches like those, so obviously Juve won't be this shit against Barça.
Then obviously anything can happen, Juve really needs two perfect matches to defeat them, and they even may not be enough
>>74772426
fuck off you double autist, pjanic is absolute garbage and no stats will change that
would pjanic in rm be good?
Juve really needs Pogba back
>>74772436
Despite him managing Juve to CL Final two years ago, I don't trust the man at all. Dunno why
>>74772444
he's not good enough for juve let alone real madrid
>>74772455
*dabs*
>>74772455
unironically this
pogba was miles better than pjanic
>>74772456
Because you're Slovakian and your country never produced a decent coach/manager.
https://twitter.com/moret_/status/843487607099146240
was it autism
>>74772437
That's bit of an exaggeration, isn't it? His performances in 3-5-2 and mostly as CAM in 4-3-1-2 were great, but he isn't typologically fit for a #6 role. He's a technician, mostly played >le Iniesta role in 4-3-3 back in Lyon and AS Reddit. Not his fault Allegri now uses double pivot system with Dybi as #10
What (insert next manager) should do is FINALLY switching to 4-3-3 with Dybala as RW, get Sanchez as LW, and Pjanic as playmaker.
>>74772467
*pays 100m*
>>74772455
(You)
pogba to p$g when
he needs a solid and supportive midfield
>>74772508
>What (insert next manager) should do is FINALLY switching to 4-3-3 with Dybala as RW, get Sanchez as LW, and Pjanic as playmaker.
literally and unironically this
>>74772457
Have you seen Pogba recently attempting to play #6 in 4-2-3-1 at Manure?
>panic
>good
>>74772456
That's because you never see a spectacular Juve on the field, so you think it would never pull out some great performance when needed.
Against Barça Juve will never even imagine to score 4 goals, but same way they will never concede 6.
If Juve will manage to defeat them, it'll be thanks to matches like a 2-1 on the 1st leg and 1-1 or similar on 2nd leg, like agains Halal two years ago
>>74772507
It's Daitism
>>74772533
I'd take >Spalleshit if it meant such lineup, to be honest
>>74772520
>b-but muh stats say Pjanic is better
lol @ u
UDINESE (4-3-3): Scuffet; Widmer, Danilo, Angella, Samir; Badu, Hallfredsson, Jankto; De Paul, Zapata, Thereau.
PALERMO (3-4-1-2): Posavec; Cionek, Gonzalez, Goldaniga; Morganella, Chochev, Gazzi, Aleesami; Diamanti; Nestorovski, Sallai.
>>74772579
>Scuffet
>>74772571
I'd rather see Zeman for full memetic purposes. But he hates Juventus so it will never happen
>>74772579
Not watching this t b h
>>74772572
Not because of stats, although you can probably guess the results if I made a chart. Pogba performed in 4-3-1-2 and 3-5-2, and Pjanic did that even better. Now we're talking about Pjanic not being able to adjust to role in defensive double pivot, coincidentally the same struggle Pogba embarrasses himself with in England.
>>74772536
pogba is garbage because manure midfielders are all garbage
he single handedly carries over manure's midfield
pogba could shine with juve because his teammates were good too
pjanic with more or less the same teammates pogba had is garbage
if pjanic plays for manure, i guarantee he will be much more shite than pogba
>>74772593
More like Juventus wouldn't hire a notorious relegation fodder manager.
>>74772630
t. Flippy
>>74772557
>>74772420
You're right, Juve are fully capable of close, unisghtly victory and no one would complain about that. What I meant is that I'm not sure they're capable of pulling it off against Barcelona, PSG succeeded at first because they were adventurous and direct. Playing it safe and careful will just benefit Barcelona who can create goals out of nothing despite their shitty midfield and atrocious defence.
>>74772630
why do you hate pjanic so much
Pjanic's transfer is an absolute disaster
>35 mln for that
>>74772630
>he single handedly carries over manure's midfield
Don't know about you, but I watch every single Manure match and pretty much the opposite of what you just posted is true. He doesn't cover ground like Herrera, doesn't create chances like Mata and doesn't distribute safely and poistions himself well as Carrick. Even Fellaini, his replacement today, opened the score against Middlesbrough. Pogba is their most expendable midfielder in fact.
>>74772604
do it for him
>>74772667
Even if sometimes he pulls out some meme tactics, Allegri is not stupid. Hopefully he'll study the previous Barça matches and also learn from the Bayern ones last season, especially the 1st leg, where they started defensively and risked to concede even 3 or 4 goals before waking up and coming back.
So I'm pretty confident about it, maybe not about a sure victory, but Barça will struggle a lot to defeat us
>>74772672
because he plays like shit eventhough allegri has given him too many chance
and the fact that there are a lot of customers who are still blindedly hyping him to the roof makes me even more hate him
>the start of the season
>allegri puts pjanic as a regista
>he plays like shit
>"pjanic is not a regista. he can't be focused as a playmaker if he has to deffend as well. wait when allegri play him more fluid he'll git gud."
>allegri plays him more up front and gives him no deffence duty
>pjanic is still a thrash
>"wait for marchisio and dybala come back from injury. he plays bad because of hernanes. wait when he plays with marchisio and dybala he'll git gud."
>marchisio and dybala come back from injury
>pjanic is still a garbage
>"at least wait for a little while. give him time playing with marchisio and dybala. wait when the winter break ends he'll git gud."
>winter break ends
>pjanic is still a rubbish
>"wait untill next season when juve buys sanchez he'll git gud."
also
>pjanic scores a free kick goal or gives assist from corner kick so it means he's good eventhough he plays like a crap for the whole match
what a fucking joke he is
>>74773274
Did a Bosnian touch you when you were little?
>>74772693
you like stats right?
i give the stats of manure midfielders and tell me how pogba is not carries over their midfield
http://www.squawka.com/comparison-matrix#premier_league/2016/2017/paul_pogba/641/641/2710/0/p|premier_league/2016/2017/juan_mata/641/641/313/38/p|premier_league/2016/2017/ander_herrera/641/641/1538/0/p|premier_league/2016/2017/marouane_fellaini/641/641/466/38/p#total_score/attack_score/defence_score/total_passes/successful_passes/key_passes/assists/chances_created/goals_scored/total_shots/shot_accuracy/tackles_won/aerial_duels_won/fouls_suffered/interceptions/blocks/clearances/defensive_errors#total
>>74773372
yes
>>74773274
Have you seen that genius assist he mad for Higuain who then fucked the shot?
That's what we have to expect from him. He's not one of those players who takes the ball, dribbles two opponents and then shoots and scores, especially not in a two-men midfield. He's good at positioning, starting the action and when he sees a good opportunity he has the foot to pass the ball precisely. And even despite his physic he's also becoming good at stealing balls and tackling
>>74773494
You do realize you just posted totals, when Pogba had far more playing time than anyone else, right? Lets see how it really looks like
>Mata - offensive creator
>Herrera - workhorse
>Carrick - defensive distributor
>Pogba - dabs and fouls
>jewdinese
>stats autism
>>74773563
the problem is how many times we saw that genius assist from him
only once? twice
he has to consistantly producing a good visionary ball like that because that is his job and what he's good at
but the fact is he can't do it
>>74773262
What he should pay attention to mostly is the first leg against PSG. Interestingly enough, they utilized similiar approach like Juve attempt to with 4-2-3-1 recently, so my hopes are reasonable as long as Allegri keeps it quick and decisive. The moment he decides to pull of 3-5-2, the quarters are over.
>>74773274
That's simply not true, he played twice (x2) as regista and had two assists from that position, while as CAM in 4-3-1-2 he had two goals from open play. Overall, he averages comfortably over two key passes and chances created per match, and that's including the matches he's forced to unfamiliar position in 4-2-3-1 with defensive duties. Like Anon says >>74773563 he even tackles and makes interceptions now, something that was completely missing from his game. Naturally, the creativity suffers by that.
>>74773962
>the impoverished hovel of Udine
>Palermo won't be relegated again
It's happening
>>74773962
>Italian defending
>>74774056
they've got the power of memes behind them
and a nutbag as chairman
>>74773736
>per 90 METRICS
come on that's not fair either because the ones with less mins played get divided with less numbers than the one with more mins played
>>74774191
>>74773880
>>74773880
the only one i can remember when he played as a regista is when juve vs inter
he didn't produce an assist and juve's mid got rekt by inter
Italy's brave Cirillo Terrone equalises for Udinese!
>>74774387
I thought he played regista against Cagliari, but according to >whoscored Hernanes was deployed there. The point still stands, when Pjanic played CM in 3-5-2 or CAM in 4-3-1-2, the performances were great. I made this chart before Allegri switched to 4-2-3-1 and he was reduced to either a substitute, or to unnatural position. Hardly what I would call shit, and I guess he would do even better in 4-3-3 everyone would love to see at Juve.
>>74774577
that celebration
it's gonna be hard for this stadium to be even quieter Cyril
>>74774121
this guy is like a flamboyant Manenti
>losing 4-1 to udinese
>the absolute sorry state of poolermo
Roma (3-4-2-1): Szczesny, Rudiger, Fazio, Manolas, Peres, Paredes, Strootman, Emerson Palmieri, Nainggolan, Salah, El Shaarawy
Sassuolo (4-3-3): Consigli, Dell’Orco, Peluso, Acerbi, Letschert, Pellegrini, Missiroli, Duncan, Defrel, Berardi, Politano
>>74776368
>El Shaarawy
>>74776386
>Peres
who are the good guys in Roma - Sassuolo?
I don't want to root for the bad guys
>>74776421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAJOUA5Uuo
Sassuolo are the good guys, AS Reddit speaks for itself
>>74776421
Sasol
>>74776421
Sassuolo obviously
>>74776421
sassuolo
>>74776468
>>74776480
>>74776514
>>74776524
thank you lads, I didn't want to unknowingly root for the reddit team
>>74776598
Dodged a bullet there bud
>>74776468
t. siem de kuyt
>>74776480
t. alessandro lucatini
>>74776514
t. marek lobotka
>>74776524
t. giamcomo di laurentis
>>74776598
t. james westchester
>>74776692
t. dirk overmars
>>74777092
t. Nina Agdal
>>74777167
>tfw no nina agdal gf
>>74777200
Do you have rare agdals?
>>74777241
no sorry fäm
>Riomma
>AS Reddit
looks like the manolas - fazio - rudiger meme is coming to an end
bruno peres is also 100% worthless
Roma 0 - [1] Sassuolo
Defrel Goal
>Mapei
BLOOTER
L
O
O
T
E
R
>szczszc
This match is gonna be fun lads
>>74774121
The fuck is this gay shit
literal meme match
>>74777597
>>74777639
>italian chairmans
Roma [1] - 1 Sassuolo
Paredes Goal
berardi playing murderball
peres is so fucking shit holy fuck
florenzi pls come back
Roma players look tired as fuck
>actually being pressed by sassuolos meme forwards
thank God for Shish
seriously, get Peres off
it's like playing 10v12
SALAD
A
L
A
D
>REFBALL
Why am I surprised?
SALAD
well this is undeserved
that ball by Fazio was fucking perfect though
>>74778053
they are, mostly mentally
playing every week in an empty stadium doesn't help either
>drawing with valencia
our year la
>peres still on the pitch
you now remember ivan piris and the fact that he's a better footballer than bruno peres
>>74778756
unironically agree
the 6-1 was a one-off, Barcelona isn't that great if but under pressure
although today's game was worrying, you were played around the park by Samp for the whole second half
Will Roma ever winning scudetto again?
>3 wins 13 runner ups
>>74778871
only if they get entirely rid of their shitty, moody fanbase
so no
>All these seagulls
Is the Stadio Olympico built next to a fish market or something?
>another uninspiring win
>>74779040
the italian commentators have been talking about it for a while
it's in a very humid area and seagulls feed off the moths attracted by the stadium lights
Rome is filled with seagulls, they exterminated most of the city's pigeons
>>74778979
>good fanbase = titles
real madrid would disagree
>>74779138
Real Madrid wins very little relatively to their money and power
>>74779134
That's pretty neat, I wish my teams ground had its own little ecosystem
>le no end product egyptian
>>74779273
the slightly less charming reason is because they feed off trash and there's lot in the city
>all these fucking seagulls
>>74779040
You should see the war between crows and seagulls on top of my house while my cat keeps meowing at them from the roof.
I'm not even remotely close to the river or to trash
KEVIN
den baserede ebin djæko
BASED EDIN DZEGOD
improved >our attack tenfold since coming on
>>74779426
>piccioni
>gecko
>>74779330
He had a breakout season in Milan where he cut inside. Then he got found out.
He has never repeated a similar season since then. I'm glad we sold him.
He is a dumb player, he just runs into defenders and try to cut inside. He should be holding on to the ball, look for a pass/cross but he never does.
>>74779370
>tfw going to Rome in two months
So apart from the historical sights I'll have to wade through mountains of rubbish and dodge attacks by bands of rabid seagulls.
>>74779521
tbf he's a decent sub, i'm happy having him at Roma
>>74779546
sounds like any other large city close to the water
except copenhagen. copenhagen is clean and based
>>74779546
don't forget the pickpocketing nomads
>>74779546
well, that might be slightly over dramatic
i haven't been in Rome for some time, but i doubt it's so run down it lost its immense beauty
>>74779596
I had already accounted for those, I had problems with those in Paris last year along with the eastern Euros trying to sell you shit. I eventually learned that if you shout at them in Russian they will either run away or hiss at you and leave you alone
>>74779589
>tfw the New York Times published an article on the effect of Denmark's relatively restrictive immigration policies on the economy
>Denmark has full employment and high wages
>The Times thought this was bad
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/28/business/economy/denmark-jobs-full-employment.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0
>el shaarawy throwing away his turban
>>74779546
Nah just be careful walking on the street. You might fall in a hole. Other than that you probably won't see any of the problems that plague the city outside of tourists zones. Seagulls are here this time of the year but then they mostly move on towards the sea.
>>74779635
60 Minutes did a profile on some fashion impressario that paid for the restoration of fountains and churches since the Italian government was too corrupt/incompetent to do it.
Any truth to that?
>>74779673
once i heard on here some northern european got traumatized by some guy in Rome tackling a gypsy kid for stealing his wallet
remember, that's the correct behaviour, those kids are 100% pieces of shit, they've been raised to steal
>fatso
>>74779675
not reading all that
could I get the basic gestalt?
>>74779708
dem seagulls
>>74779735
And then Feyenoord fans destroyed one of them, still >our year though
>>74779748
I got spat at by some little gypsy kid in Paris (could have been a local it's hard to tell) I picked up a stone and threw it at his head as he ran off. Gippos deserve no mercy
>>74779735
was it Della Valle?
it's true some restoration works are privately funded, and i imagine that kind of work is handled by the City governemnt, which has been a sopping mess for the last 5 years
so if i had to make an uneducated guess i'd say it's close to the truth, yeah
>>74779845
you better apologize for that otherwise I might call jorgensen and tell him to stop scoring goals for you
>>74779868
I'd love to make a sopping mess out of the City Government desu
>>74779872
I'll just call and ask Doutzen Kroes to tell Nina Agdal to distract you
>>74779788
Denmark is suffering through the horrors of high wages and full employment because they don't have an open-door immigration policy, and the Times is so blinded by their open-borders philosophy they can't see that most people think that's a good thing, especially compared to Germany and Sweden.
>Kev is back in full force
League table as of now
>>74779868
It was, yes.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/saving-history-saving-italy-colosseum-becomes-fashionable/
>>74780020
>8th place
Higher than >we probably deserve tbqh.
>>74779965
what a bunch of rubbish
there's nothing wrong with border control and the fact that it was not needed before shows how comfy we have it here in the north
>roma in full force now after being humilated by fuckin Lyon in europe and with no chance to win something relevant again
who /clebbe/ here?
>>74780020
i've been thinking, Juve still has both Napoli and Roma away, they're busy on three fronts and have been playing really poorly lately, could they choke 8 points in 9 games?
not saying Roma would actually take advantage of it obviously, but do you think it's possible?
>>74780136
give me the big enchilada on these guys
>>74780140
'yes'
our year la
>>74780183
one pic to sum it all
>>74779958
what a whore
>>74780136
*puts on gay voice*
Those jeans are just tragic
>>74780066
we'll come back
>>74780183
-'Ndrangheta bow to Clebbe
-In contact with Aleksander Čeferin
-Possess psychic-like analysis abilities
-Control Sky Calcio with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Clebberino will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Clebbe babies
-They are said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries, Area 51 & Giovanni Core's training facility
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a group of angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Clebbots inside you right now
-Clebbe is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Agnelli dynasty (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years)
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the group. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Clebbe
-They are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>74780342
>implying Della Valle is willing to spend more than 4 peanuts and a bag of crisps on the team, especially now that Corvino is back
not happening bischero
>>74780389
I know, I know, I only hope that fucking Della Valle gets the fuck out
>>74780388
>Tibetan monasteries, Area 51 & Giovanni Core's training facility
mild kek
we need to reach a global consensus on England Brave's Joe Hart transaltion tho. "Hart" can translate to "Cervo" or "Daino" but it can also be seen as "heart" without the -e, which in Italian becomes "Core" ("Cuore" without the u). Which one do we prefer?
>>74780493
Giovanni Core all day erryday
>>74780493
i like to call him Giuseppe Cervo because of the mistake in the team sheet early this season, but i guess i can get on board with Giuseppe Core
>it's a "Caressa shows off his broken 'inglish'" episode
>>74780696
>mistake in the team sheet early this season
lol sauce?
>>74781116
>>74781256
Still amazes me how that move happened, a top 4 club in England loaning their first GK to Torino of all clubs, boggles my mind
>>74781256
isn't Joe the abbreviation of John though?
>Charles Joseph John "Joe" Hart (born 19 April 1987) is an English professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Serie A club Torino
>Charles Joseph John "Joe" Hart
I'm getting confused here. Should we go for
>L'intrepido Carlo Giuseppe Giovanni "giò" Core d'Albione
>>74781256
wait no, one said Joseph
although either way it's a very understanable mistake, his full name is Charles Joseph John, with Joe as a nickname, it can get pretty confusing
Are there any /seriea/ approved tv shows to get me through the football-drought that is called midweek?
>>74781751
No only YouTube channels
>Fiorentina: How to Cheat Death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgwQbAjCTsg&t=166s
>This is Napoli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL96tAHC78U&t=770s
>Football's Most Dangerous Derby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aihgok5qLQU&t=212s
>Parma: Back from the Brink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHCD7tfJmr8
>>74781751
>>74781293
>Pep
That explains it all really
>>74781751
The Leftovers
>>74782363
These are pretty cool any more?