Official Sunday NRL Thread

>>74762923
>>74763527
Thanks for watching our sport

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>>74763726
No problem.

It's been pretty easy to get in to with how similar it is to American football, but without all the bullshit commercials.

Also as a perpetually disappointed Detroit Lions fan I feel right at home watching the Raiders each week.
>pic related

>>74762923
Reckon there will be 80+ points in the first game

Why is it so ded?

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I'm excited for the tigers vs raiders game

50+ incoming boys :DDDDD

>>74764844

3 shit teams are playing

>>74764018
PLEASE WATCH OUr COMMERCIALS

WE WILL PAY YOU

>>74764018
If you like this sport you might enjoy AFL too. It's a really unique code of football and it has a rich history. The season starts next week we should be able to get a stream running for you.

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>>74764018
are u gunda wardg our spord????

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

TedesGOD on hat-trick watch.

AFL is cancer

AFL is basically Basketball tier where the only difference between a good team and a bad team is a player is born taller and more endurant. Skill takes a back seat because holding the ball and getting it to your teammate never happens

NFL and NRL have structures and set plays

>>74765115
Yeah I've watched a bit of it before, shit's insane

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yes yes... yes rapana and tedesco...
fight to see who gets to be in my team

(I'm gonna trade rapana out for tedesco anyways)

>>74765311
Elite truthbomb. Order>chaos.

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>>74765348
do you realise the wonders it would do to our community to have an american in it?

Seriously, stay...

>>74765311
There is "literally" no elite player above 1,9m, tall. Then we have all time goal kicking greats like Plugger who was the size of a house. It's fair to say you have never watched more than ten minutes of AFL before.

>Gold and black
>it's clearly Orange

>this hype for the tiggies
>they're gonna get put on pornhub again anyways

kek

Raiders 74
Tigers 2

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>>74765387
>do you realise the wonders it would do to our community to have an american in it?
>pic related

Really though I binge watched all of last years Raiders games in the month leading up to this season, a game per day, I'm not going anywhere.

The sun came out so I could go for a jog. So I'm treating myself to a whopper and a cheeky beer.

*clap*
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*clap*
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Go the raiders!

Up the fucken raiders cunt. Let's not shit ourselves this time

I haven't fapped for a week and my balls are massive. Is this what it's like to be a raiders player lads?

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He's a big guy.

>>74765393
The AFLs faked stats reckon 70-75% of the time a pass or kick is "effective"

That means when they're lying 1/4 to 1/3 of the time the other team gets the ball

They even change it from year to year, in 2011 the average was 69-72.

If NRL players only effectively passed the fucking ball 70% of the time they'd have to go and find a fucking new career, maybe playing AFL.

It is a fucking garbage game.

>>74765894
Is he bigger than Paulo?

>>74765927
I'm sure this is a troll, but without the offside rule how many passes do you think would be effective in the NRL?

>>74765894
What a strange looking man, the proportions are all wrong. Do they even test for steroids in Upside-down eggball-smash?

>>74765927
just filter him mate

Real /nrl/ hours who the fuck up

i'm /up/ 2bh

Raiders 74
Tigers 2

Screenshot this bad boy

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Le BIKING clab ! :Dd

Viking cringe

This clap is pretty autistic desu

Raiders 62
Tigers 6

*claps*

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>Sponsored by gooks and some other cunts

HOOOOOOOOO

xD

fuck the tigers
Raiders 83
Tigers 8

>Clapping so much for the ONLY team yet to win

>>74766034
>without the offside rule how many passes do you think would be effective in the NRL?

So if we change the rules of the games we can compare them? No dickhead. We compare them as they are. You're a fool.

>poogers

>>74766147
So Tom Brady and all the other "elite" NFL quarterbacks are shit cunts for having a pass completion percentage of less than 65%?

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Just makes the game a little more... interesting ;)

>>74766182
good luck walkbro

>>74766166
That high when all the players are chasing only 1 specific player? Wow thats a great percentage

In AFL the focus is diffused over an entire team over an entire field and they still can barely reach those levels, on average! QBs are gods

>Cuckdogs will never have a young half anywhere as good as Cleary or Moses

feels haram man

>>74765115
>bsa-kun please pay attention to our irrelevant sport

>>74766233
and yet the offside rule in the NRL allows players to pass it to each other without being impeded at all.
So realistically if you're not passing %100 in the NRL you must be garbage.

>poogers in charge of holding and catching the ball

>>74766283
>rushing defence doesnt put pressure on the passer

Alright kid time for an autism induced nap

You still cant explain why they cant pass to each other in AFL when they have an entire field with entire teams, hint: cause they lack skill and the gaame rewards luck.

>Hurr I caught the ball the 30% my opponent kicked it or passed it right to me

>gaypooa

Brunette touchie vs bleach blonde touchie

>>74766439
I'd be fine with either giving me a touchie desu

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TOP KEK

>>74766370
Sure I can.

- Most ineffective kicks come from players who momentarily take possession but are already harassed by 5 others.

- Perfect passes can still be dropped due to strong defending (much the same reason NFL pass completion is so low)

- Some players are not as efficient on a particular side of the foot. I don't think this is really excusable, but some players are not chosen because their foot skills are valued.

>>74766462
Nice casual sexism mate

Austin is awful

>>74766561
Raiders are awful**

What the FUCK happened to the cowboys

>>74766589
Manly were legitimately good

lost coote scott tomo and some other cunts

manly were shithouse but you cant win without your spine and go forward

>>74766603
this

DCE just ooutplayed pooston also.

He's in a decline this year 2bh

>>74766603
>Pooly
>Good

KEK

bought some natural beard oils from florida on etsy lads

>>74766725
based walkie

Large lad

taylor is on lads

CHOO FUCKING CHOO

Sold some olive oil to some kid on etsy lads.

>>74766757
so long as it smells the goods its all good breh

I smashed Dave Taylor in a 1on1 not long ago hes not that big

Is like milk the secret to big papalis immense size and strength?

>>74766867
nah its that fob potatoe that increases test that tastes like shit they all eat

>that raiders milf with the plump tits

https://youtu.be/IXSn1cPz9eg

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Thoughts on the hottest meme of March?

BAH GOD BAH GOD ITS STONE COLD

Holy shit nrl commentators are so dumb

>>74766922
>I'm a persoonal trainer at Firness Frrist

>>74766776
I bet you love to smash with dave taylor, fag

Based Knights continuing their streak of ruining opposition teams with injuries and suspensions

rapana on price rise watch

Got some insane PIP right now lads.

Apparently it's "ironic" that the raiders and tigers regularly beat eachother by big margins
>ywn be as retarded as a nrl commentator
Feels good man

Just woke up.

Sean is fat lmao

>>74767008
uncanny was the word he was looking for.

joey looks to be on drugs

2bh i'm glad I got foxtel

who /actuallygoodanalysis/ here

who /vonny/ here

>>74767022
Not for long.

I already said my Lamborghini Labs testosterone finally arrived, and I started pinning last night.

I'm glad RC is here to keep the casuals in line.

>>74767086
i think we've all filtered him out

>>74767093
>ywn be as pathetic as filterfags

Feels good.

>>74767093
Nope.

And I gurantee the few of you who did STILL click the little [+] anyway and read every single post like the cucks you are.

>>74767067
Joey would be god tier if they'd just send him to a speech coach. He knows his shit but the guy can't speak without tripping over this words.

>>74767113
>I will never be such a pathetic wretch I need to use a tripciode on fucking 4chan to validate my existence
Feels groovy

Have you been watching the non stop Arnie films since the 17th?

You DO have Foxtel, right?

You AREN'T a poorcunt pleb, right?

>>74767133
Good. You should only get a tripcode for integrity.

>>74766182

holy FUCK boys im gonna be rich

>>74767142
>Have you been watching the non stop Arnie films since the 17th?
no.

>You DO have Foxtel, right?

yes.

>>74766260
but moses already plays for the bildogs

>The favela of Wests Poogers

Based green machine

#2 that dog dropping the body on a try scorer

hope the cunt gets a girl pregnant and then she has an abortion and every cunt finds out hes a prick

Some abo manlet just walked into my house lads.

Mum asked him if he needed help and he called her a racist which made mum angry as fuck.

Based mum.

>>74767142
I'm rich enough to pay for Foxtel in every room of my riverside mansion and choose not to watch it because I'm not poor.

I love it when you poorcunts sperg with an autism attack.

Remember when “experts” thought the Tigers would be le dark horses all because they beat a 12 man Souths team?

I remember

>>74767240
wtf

low class scum

>>74767127
fully agree. The he's the best ever 2bh

Jason Taylor seems like a shit coach lads

>>74767262
His best “accomplishment” was lead Souths to 7th place, which was 10 years ago I might add

not gonna lie I might trade pooston for norman after this round

>>74767278
He got Farah sacked which was something other coaches never managed to do

Only took a protracted big fucking fiasco

Hes done his job, cut the cancer, he'll get sacked soon

>>74767292
>Cut the cancer
>that cancer is now playing well on a team higher on the ladder
>meanwhile replace him with Matt Mcillwrick

>>74767262
Hard to say 2bh. Theres probably so much retarded backroom stuff happening that most coaches would fail. Boardrooms that want instant success push for overpaying players which never works.

The trick is to build a club culture first, then build with youth that grows up in that environment. Then when things start to go well, players are more likely to take paycuts to keep the squad together

>>74767240
based WalkMum

*punches jason taylor in the face*

If Raiders had 1 old player to steady the ship when things get fucked they'd win the comp

Even a shitty old player, just someone with a cool head

The NRL should just do the humane thing and relegate the Tigers to the NSW Cup

>>74767308
Based fucking David

How do we fix the tigers?

>>74767302
t. Youseff Mohammed

what the fuck lads

Memedesco

>>74767321
>>74767313

Might trade out Poogers for the Bears after this season lads

>>74767333
(((NRL CEO)))

Do the Tigers get people turning up to watch games? At least Pooasslel still sold tickets and is a good developmental area.

Correct decision.

>>74766182

IM RICH BITCH
TAX FREE

Just relegated the tigers to the NSW Cup AMA

>>74767352
Based Todd

>>74767346
Their fans are gronks from the inner west who sit around shitty pubs playing pokies and smoking durries

muh balmain
muh glebe
muh leichhardt
muh concord
muh burwood

Rabs just fucking rambles on so much now

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I've decided NOT to transfer Rapana for Tedesco this week (maybe next week though)

Fact: Raiders are the most powerful race

how cute was that try lads

mateship > *

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>>74767375
I'm doing it after this round famala

>rapana increases
>teddy decreases
>pick up teddy for cheaper than he's worth :DD

Manly lads

Manly.

In what round will Croker take the lead in points scored this season?

*BREAKING* *Entire west tigers team suspended by the NRL for illegally betting on the outcome of their games*

>>74767377
>Poogers have conceded over 150 points in the last 3 games against Raiders

Man pile

Imagine if Tedesco leaves lads

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BIBty boinks pleese :DDDD

>>74767412
I feel bad for him. I know that feeling of being on a team where nobody but you gives a shit all too well.

>>74767401
not tis game theyre just shitcunts

rich pozzed sydney fags with no meddle

Dave taylor would be an elite baseball player lads

Dave taylor would be an elite doorstop lads

>can't even get 50
KEK, gayders are a joke

Imagine being involved in the tigers and thinking this season was going to be better after round 1

>46-6

What the fuck is this weak shit should've won by 60+ minimum

>>74767464
>beat a 12 man bunnies side without GI or Reynolds
>"just give us the premiership now lmao"

poogers absolutely exposed

>>74767428
This.

Just won the SuperCoach Grand Final replay.

Ivan is using his same strategy of tanking to get under the radar. Do NOT be fooled by this snake.

>Played Suli over Brailey
>Gonna lose because of it
If I realised Suli played for Poogers, I never would have done it

>>74762923
Only rural and suburban retards watch League.

City people all watch Union.

don't remember anything after 10pm last night lads. still feel like shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>mfw both this game and next weeks Raiders game are broadcast live in burgerland on Fox Sports Poo

>>74767498
Probably for the best. I'm tipping you made an ass out of yourself.

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Roosters on premiership watch.

>>74767497
say that irl mate not online ill fukin wreck u

>>74767498
based N

>>74767497
Unions dying lad

Expecting Fifita to pull out a big one and outdo Gurgess

>>74767504
Based

>>74767513
No. Sharks vs Storm replay.

*poos*

Roosters on premiership watch.

ama

>>74767528

Obviously. But who wins?

just pissed in my mouth lads

>>74767541
>>74767513
THIS
H
I
S

>>74767510
Well I woke up with vomit on my sheets so for once you actually made a correct prediction

>>74767543
Very tough question, could come down to injuries. Cannot split either team.

Tigers are fucking BACK lads

Balmain has such a shit culture, disgustball

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>ywn date lara pitt

>>74767561
I already did 7 years ago.

Josh doogs or teddy "deddy" esco on signing with the cowboys watch

>>74767575
>Josh doogs or teddy "deddy" esco on signing with the cowboys watch
Tedesco is already confirmed for the Roosters.

>>74767561
I hear Erin Molan is available

Test

Where did everybody go?

>>74767643
On suicide watch after Poogers loss

>>74767643
/nrl/ is a dead poomunity

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>>74767657

>>74767668
If you think it's highly likely St. George get the first try, why not live bet the game?

>>74767668
what does this have to do with poo-ra-el being a dead poomunity?

Don't count out the dragons lads

Already counted out the Dragons lads

Holmes was out of the ingoal when he jumped.

poogons on pooicide watch

concussion test unncessary like always lads

he was fine not kod at all

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raiders

anyone got a stream for the dragons sharks game?

>>74767741
foxtel.com.au

>>74767741
buy foxtel ya dog cunt media jew fuck

>>74767746
>>74767749

I have it, but not talking with olds who are watching it on the only tv in the house :/

About to hand Gummi Bears his third straight defeat in the 12s, lads.

>>74767752
Then login to foxtel go/play on literally any other device in the house using their details.

>>74767668
>>74767680
Just read this properly, very embarrassing my apologies. good bets.

>>74767758

I need to do that and grab details when they fuck off, but the acc number is near them. just need a stream

i seriously hate gay people lads

their day of rope cant come soon enough

>>74767768
This, but also niggers. African niggers, not abos.

>>74767752
iktfb

dreading dinner. dads fine but mums a sperg.

>muh bullshit

>>74767753
2bh he deserves it for some of the shitcunts he's got on the books. I really thought he was better than that.

wht countrys can use nrl livestream

>>74767781
All of them except for AUS and NZ I think

>>74767789

no you dumb faggot

>>74767781
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103151_lsinhrawke5hs4gakyu_1@407688/index_2328_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1489994040%7Eacl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103151_lsinhrawke5hs4gakyu_1%40407688%2f*%7Edata=hdntl%7Ehmac=133d14d8a84b6c4ee9737963bc2b1a2e2533539c2538c91cca2d057914ce07df

>>74767753
he still could win.

he's not far behind you and has 2 guys in this game.

Only rural and suburban retards watch nrl.

Educated intelligent people watch afl

What's the best natural testosterone boosting supplement?

just zinc and magnesium?

>>74767811
*union

>>74767811
incorrect, women's cricket is the only sport to watch for the intellectually superior members of our poociety

>>74767821
ya mums cunt

grubnulla gonna cost me $400

>>74767821
kfc supercharged sauce

clear knock on right there

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You may only reply to this post if you didn't fall for the queery meme

Sharks will win this.

Dubious call there. Why not review it?

So H2H is starting next week lads. Are we finally going to get some proper power rankings and shit?

>>74767918
No.

>>74767922
'No'?

>>74767918

If Cronulla win.

cucknulla are finished

Fuck sake lads had to go be social. The raiders rekted the tigers I heard on the radio?

How is this game going been entertaining?

Kek he could have passed that and got a try.
>poonulla

>>74768029
very suss game

incoming no try

>>74768049
Sharks are free of the shark net now lads xD

>>74768055
hopefully they win.

put my newstart on them and raiders

Luke Lewis is unironically the best edge forward in the game

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>>74768059
Based neetbro

>>74768066
does doing a shitty tafe course to avoid work for the dole count as neet?

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>>74768070
No idea matey.
Based dolebludger*

>>74767768
elite opinion

le run 50m sideways xD

>>74768080
I don't like sideways runners, love when some big cunt smashes em.

>looks like everyone got poo-tier scores this week

Pooramtta and danny have still yet to select a bench

That wasn't even a hard hit. What a poof.

Clear no try. Fucking castrated refs.

nice "tiny" little poomunity you guys got here, really cute ;-)

Are the dragons aware the game goes on for more than 50 minutes?

fifita just lost the game

>>74768115
Dragons just lost because of that. You watch.

Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

>>74768137
Wanna feel my sword lad?

Ok I know this may seem weird but i am allergic to sex and the reason why i can't stand sex is cause my brother and his mates made me watch redtube when i was 14, and that is why i find sex to be gross and disgusting

Alot of people have said to me "you should try having sex cause it is so fun" to other people it is, but to me it's not,

Being exposed to sex at the age of 14 was not good at all for me

I'm not actually "allergic" to sex, I just get very queasy, pale and nauseous in the stomach and I throw up

I blame my brother and his mates for this

When I was 12yrs old my mother was at a friends house and I went as well and the friends 32yr old son was playing a PS1 game and I went In to see what he was playing and then he locked his room when I was in there with him and then he took his pants off and told me to rub his penis and to lick it as well and I wanted to say no but he said "if you refuse I will hurt you badly" so I had no choice

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based motherfucking /gong/

Spent a whole bunch of time asking if anyone was walkie at the pub. That's fucking embarrassing. You got me good anon.

>cucknulla

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friendly reminder that /gong/ runs /nrl/

Good win by the Dragons. Got a few wrong this week...

>>74768211
I thought /pol/ ran /nrl/?

Just a reminder that the Wests Tigers are paying Robbie Farah $750,000 to play for another team

>>74768221
/pol/ runs /cric/, idiot.

How many hours till the next sweaty manly big buff guys grunting and groaning game lads?

Sure is funny how Souths and Sharks immediately go to shit after getting their "historic premierships".

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Good to see rapana playing elite and teddy playing poopoo

That means I'll save a few bucks trading for teddy tomorrow

Might trade OUT pooston for norman too 2bh but haven't decided yet

wew lads Malcolm "Literally Jewish" Turnball going hard on twitter

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>>74768397
I swear politician cunts try to be like Trump but they can't pull it off.
It's like the nerd kid at school that trys to act cool and or tough, they can never quite pull it off.

>>74768366
I don't know m8. Thurston's draw looks soft for the next few weeks while Norman's looks tough. Personally I'm holding off Norman for now.

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>>74768417
pooston is old and past his prime imo

But yeah I guess it's smart to hold him for now

>>74768669
t. Incels
t. Asian Masculinity

>>74768674
t. numale cuck

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>>74768679
>if you don't wanna bang 14 year old girls then you're one of those guys that likes to watch his girlfriend have sex with other men in front of you

>>74768698
What about a 16 yr old girl? I'd have one if it was consensual and all wouldn't you?

>>74768711
gtfo pedo freak.

real men go after 30yo+ women with gross roasties

>>74768711
how old are you and are you a virgin?

>>74768719
I'm 19 and no
>>74768717
Based walkie

theres this older chick in my uni class (like 35?)

she has an 'old' looking face but she has hot legs and id go her

>>74768768
>I'd go for her
That's your mistake.
The correct greentext is
>I'm going to go for it

Now go get em lad, be like the broncgods and win.

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>>74768768
numale cuck spotted :DDDD

wouldn't you wanna date a girl in year 9 instead?????????

>>74768781
So what you're saying is go after her, fail and watch a superior North Queenslander pick her up in front of me?

>>74768813
You won't die wondering matey. But wont you be even more sad when they win the GF.

>>74768799
my last gf was 16

>>74768813
KEK

all too true, watch the Cowbucks defeat the bronc"gods" next week

>>74768827
getting into roastie territory there m8.

I've never been with a girl older than 15

>>74768834
Don't you'll trigger the nu-male cuck bet he's a tigers fan, that's why he's all shitty cause he got rekted.

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real men with big benis go 4 girls that are in the 9th grade :D

numale ducks botted :DDD

>>74768834
her vag was actually very smooth and had zero 'outie' parts

i even once ate her out when she was on her rags

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>>74768873
>i even once ate her out when she was on her rags

>>74768884
it's true tho

we were in the tub so it was like nothing at all

I have never had sex

>>74768904
it's overrated lad don't worry

>>74768904
breakup sex is the best sex you will ever have lad

literally came a quart

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>"so anon what's your gf up to"
>she's just doing her homework
>"oh i see, what uni she go to?"
>she doesn't go to uni
>"huh"
>still in high school
>"what.. uh.. what grade?"
>9

You know I was once told the guys who react the move violently or have a big reaction to pedos and say like "we need to kill all pedos" are the most likely to be pedos because their expressing their hatred of themselves for their horrible thoughts on to others. It made me think anyway.

>>74768884
We've all been that horny. Was after last years gf and Storm lost. I was fed up but horny at the same time. I just went down on my gf and she was on the rag, I pounded her while the blood harden around my face and mouth. I just pictured me fucking all the storm players for screwing up and finally finishing on Cronks face. Once I was done I licked my lips and I vomited all over her bed. We broke up the next day. Worth it, she supported the doggies.

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>>74768935
nice pasta

>>74768948
I'll never understand how Will 'Never Pass' Chambers hasn't gotten the boot after years of that shit.

Downloading Ufc 107, any good lads?

>>74768965
that gave me eye cancer

>>74768988
I don't follow PooFC

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>Hey wanna go out tonight babe?
>"Nah can't"
>why?
>"school tomorrow"
>oh
>"can you drop me off?"

*goes and hangs out with guys her age all day*

p-p-prime p-pussy

Saw some 30 year old guy pick up what I thought was his daughter until they kissed and he groped her, got into a nice car and drove off yesterday lads.

>>74769080
Sounds like he's living the dream.

Save up and buy a car and maybe you can get prime pussy as well.

>>74769071
I have a 17 yr old ex who shacked up with a 43 yr old courier driver, she said she likes that he can tell stories about anything when they talk. Should I kms?

based youtube channels that upload full matches

Some guy just attempted pooicide by jumping in front of a car a block away from me.

reminder that any team that has lost to pooasslel, pooly or st poorge is NOT a contender

Jumped in front of a car lads after I heard some kiwi order fush and chups. Just couldn't take it anymore. It was a prius so I didn't die. Fuck sake now I have to watch the cowcucks beat the brongods next week.

>>74769582
>tfw manly fan
>tfw still a contender

>>74769684
Contender for the spoon maybe

that feel when hayne comes back from injury and derails the titans season

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>2013-14 hayne will NEVER come back

>>74769754
>there are casuals who STILL believe Hayne would have made a great starting RB

Never get tired of laughing at this meme

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>trippies try talk to me

good think I filtered those idiots

>>74769813
>filterfag
>dumb frogposter

How surprising.

>still trying to talk to me

pathetic

>>74769813
How do you even know though? 4chanx filters them so good that they can reply to you but you don't even know. So good.

>>74769860
4chanx?

>>74769866
its a chrome extension, google it

>>74769891
already did - cheers

>>74769847
I'm sure your IRL social skills are just as fabulous.

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>>74769891
>chrome
>google

Based Terence Tao lads

Real walkBRO hours.

Who TF up?

Very high chance my younger brother will get married before I do.

Walkbro here finally my old milf gross gf is asleep and her two brat kids. If that isn't bad enough I bet the kids food money on the tigers. They'll be getting daddy's special bread with extra saw dust for the week now.

>>74771224
how old

walkcunt on suicide watch

>>74771836
25

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sick and tired of being a virgin

I want a gf

>>74772009
>being on 4chainz at 2:30am
>frogposting
You only have yourself to blame mate.
Fix yourself up matey.

>>74772039
it's only 11.30pm though

Just checked the cricket scores.

What the fuck happened?

>>74772068
No warnie, no gillie and no steve waugh
>>74772053
>WA
Go fuck a abo cunt

>>74772053
>2.30am
poo south wales detected

>>74772053
>11.30pm
Pooston Poopaelia detected

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How do I get a gf that can count to 2 lads?

eating some lollies

Just sold years out of date lollies to some indian cunt lads.

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>TFW I WILL NEVER EVER STICK MY BENIS IN A BAGINA :DDDDD