>coach slapped my butt again

>tfw aspergers and played varsity football (I was actually good, not an asspie meme)
>my teammates would slap my ass after i made a good play

I didn't understand it at the time, I thought they were calling me gay cause I had no gf

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>>74758597
>Coach groped my balls again

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>>74758597
>coach made me lick his wife's feet after the game again

>>74758597
then fly business next time

he wants the A

>>74758727
Slightly underrated.

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>tfw no buddies to slap your ass after accomplishing something

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>make a good play
>nobody slaps my ass or sticks their finger in my hole

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>>74758597
>penis inspection day again in the showers

>>74758727
You're ok in my book, funny kraut

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>>74758727
Took me like a minute of thinking about it.

>>74758727
mein negro

>>74758727
I DON'T GET IT

>>74758597
Good job out there champ ;)

*smacks your ass*

Open hand or did coach grab some flesh?

>Coach Bennell invited me round for victory drinks

>>74758597
>Implying you weren't asking for it

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>teammates jerked me off in the locker room again

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>penis inspection day went off without a hitch

>won at soggy biscuit again

>>74758727
>>74758805
>>74758969
>>74760115
>>74760622
CHRIST get the FUCK back to r.eddit you goddamn retards

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>coach told me my slapping wasn't in rhythm even though I've been working on my rhythmic slapping game all year

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>>74758714
I hope his wife is 2d

True story, when we were like 10 my buddy's soccer coach took pictures of his feet. I mentioned it nonchalantly to my parents and I couldn't understand why they were making such a big deal out of it. A month or two later my friend moved to Connecticut

>>74758727
Someone please explain this to me

>>74758714
Tyrod Taylor, is that you?

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No one would do it to me so I had to slap my own butt

>>74762491
"Coach" is a tern for economy seating on airplanes. Business class is a better seat.

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>>74758878
>penis inspection day
>small town gym only gives 10 minutes of hot water

>>74762794
i still dont get it

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Oh hello there /sp/. Locker room's looking awfully empty right now

>>74762880
it sure looks like that
>unzips dick
>unzips butt

who else remembers the /sp/ volleyball guy from 5 or 6 years ago (or more) who would go to high school volleyball games with a clipboard and pretend he was a college scout, and he'd creep on the girls and take pics for /sp/

>>74762956

also, mrs. rodgers and her fat ass

>>74762956
I didn't really believe him