Tell me about Edgar Davids. Why did he where the glasses?
>>74756757
>where
>>74756757
>where
>>74756757
>where
tfw I thought he was cool when I first saw him. Then my dad said he played for Ajax and that Ajax are cunts.
Too intimidate other players
If he plays a match will he die?
>>74757003
And that's why nobody likes cockroaches.
>The width of Davids' optic blast is focused by his mind's psionic field with the same autonomic function that regulated his original eyes' ability to focus. As Davids focuses, the size of the apertures change and thus act as a valve to control the flow of particles and the beam's relative power. The height of Davids's eye-blast is controlled by his visor's adjustable slit. The beam's effective range is approximately 2,000 feet. Due to a head injury, Davids is unable to shut off his optic blasts at will and must therefore wear ruby quartz lenses to block the beams.
>>74757844
I'm so drunk I only got it halfway through
>>74757003
I remember being on /sp/ when that happened
Is he die?