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/mls/ general - GAME DAY EDITION (also /ayy/)

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>Saturday, Mar 18
NYCFC vs Montreal Impact, 1-1 FT
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Toronto FC, 0-2 FT
Atlanta United FC vs Chicago Fire, 4-0 FT
DC United vs Columbus Crew, 7pm
Orlando City vs Philadelphia Union, 7:30pm
FC Dallas vs New England Revolution, 8pm
Sporting KC vs San Jose Earthquakes, 8:30
Colorado Rapids vs Minnesota United, 9pm
Real Salt Lake vs LA Galaxy, 9:30
Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo, 10:30pm

>Sunday, Mar 19
Seattle Sounders vs NY Red Bulls, 7pm EST

>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule (3/25)
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule (3/25)
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results

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>>74697495
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>>74755314
Still think Sacramento should have been admitted into the MLS over Minnesota
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>>74755384
Sacramento should be one of the two teams entered into the league 2020

Also MLS knew Minnesota would be a meme from the get-go, they let them in for the keks
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>>74755384
>74755314
It helps that Minneapolis (1) has a stadium, and (2) their mayor isn't a rapist.
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Is Atlanta, dare I say, Bayern Munich of MLS?
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>>74755314
First for Atlanta United

This is my second year watching MLS, how good or bad is Chicago usually? I don't want to hype myself too much if they're known as a meh tier team.
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Poor dax :0(
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>>74755734
Chicago is an eternal dumpster fire

it's literally in the team's name.
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>atl beats 3 bottom feeders
>w-we're elite right!
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>>74755596
I worked in the government in Sacramento. Holy fucking shit the way people sucked his dick before abruptly changing their tunes was amazing. I've never seen people pull a 180 like that before. Glad his scummy ass is gone though.
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>>74755821
Lulz, well then I guess I'll wait for the good teams before I feel too good about this.
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>m-mccarty is a good player! just look how he styled over dudeweedislanders in a friendly!

Top kek. Mccarty is shit and deserves to be in a shit club like Chicago away from the national team.
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first for A-T-L
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Atlanta will make a wildcard run in their first season

scenes
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>Conceding 11 (eleven) goals in 2 games

>pathetic amateur board

>so called fans leave early when the team is losing by more than 3 goals

Name a more embarrassing "franchise" right now in mls? Pro tip: you cant.
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>>74756287
chicago
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They were right, ATLUTD fans are the second coming of the Seattle fanbase
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>>74756287
RELEGATIONS WOULD FIX THIS SHIT

PROVE ME WRONG, you CANT
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>>74756287
If nothing else I hope LAFC kicks Minnesota to the east so I can see whether Chicago/MU shits the bed harder on a regular schedule
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>>74756415
>Implying owners would allow this and let their million dollar+ investments become worthless once they're relegated
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>>74756415
Team's that get relegated would immediately become worthless and their attendance would drop like a stone.
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Relegation with a grace period could work; it'd give shit teams a chance to improve
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>>74756442
>>74756586
Not like Minnesota is building a fan base with these performances.
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>>74756633
the argument just isn't worth having because the owners pay the franchise fee to join a non pro/rel league, until the lower leagues have the fan and monetary support to essentially force MLS to adopt pro/rel its not gonna happen


we can talk all day about what pro/rel would do but the league is just not structured to include it
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>>74756423
Oh, right. Garber still plans to have Beckham FC in by next year.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74756725
this

there just isn't the necessary infrastructure and support network in the lower leagues yet.

in 20 years? maybe. But it has no chance of working now with the way MLS is built, especially with $200 million pricetags for expansion teams.
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>>74756415
>pro/rel would fix the best 2nd division team making it to the 1st division, and subsequently giving up 11 goals in 2 games
ok
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>>74756009
Ill kick ur ass
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theres not enough interest in soccer in this country to support pro/rel.
besides, it's not how the league is set up. the league is essentially one business with 22 (or whatever) locations. we don't have a bunch of seperate leagues under one administrative umbrella like england. usl and nasl are completely different.
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gimme some streams pls
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If pro/rel were to implemented, how bad would the refball be to ensure Chicago and Columbus went down? That would be a Garber wet dream.
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do it for old ben
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>the harkes kid is already a starter
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>>74757000
/r/soccerstreams, Merkel
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>Columbus
>Finishing an open chance

Pick one.
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>>74756765
Actually, It's been pushed back to at least 2019

It'll be interesting if it even goes through at all, Tampa Bay has the best expansion bid in the East imo
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>columbus crew
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>>74756442
Maybe (just maybe), these owners should become more involved and more shrewd with their money rather than act like the Kraft's and Kroenke's thinking they can just sit idly by and let their mls franchise rake in cash for them. You know, just like any other fucking business venture.
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UNION
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POST ATLANTA UNITED WEBMS
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>>74757794
doop
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>Need a penalty to finish

I'LL TAKE IT
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Why is DC's field so terrible?
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>>74758131
Because the stadium is 56 years old, and a crumbling piece of shit.
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>>74758131
we gotta go shorter

and because of the coons
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>>74758172
Also the raccoons.
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>>74758190
don't forget the porch monkeys
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>>74758225
>seitz
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>filthy almost putting it in their own net
lmaoooo
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>>74758300
>something almost happened
>lmaoooo

fucking kys reddit
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>>74758330
>t.filthy
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>>74758315
>2017
>Starting Kei fucking Kamara
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>>74758339
I'm serious, I want you to buy a gun and end your miserable life
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>>74758358
>filthy resorting to violence
shocking
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>>74758382
It's you that will be committing the violence when you shoot yourself, now get on it
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>>74758357
The guy wears out his welcome everywhere he goes and only lasts 1 or 2 years at a place before having to move on. Is he even good anymore or are the revs so bad that he is going to look like shit by default?
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>tfw larin will never be American
Can we trade jozy for him?
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>>74758683
>WE. TOGETHER.
worst slogan confirmed?
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>>74758504
He has been fucking awful for the revs

And he hasnt given up his columbus autistm
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>>74758704
>fingerless gloves
where is your wallet with flames on it?
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>>74758683
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>>74758953
kek
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Ola Kamara just dove in the box to get a PK for Cbus. Feels good when those calls go in >my favor.
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>>74758701
Colorado's is #StrengthAtAltitude
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>>74759010
At least that one kind of makes sense; it's Denver, it's a high altitude
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Why do the refs hate /us/ so much Union lads?
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>>74757333
they never have quakes games
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>>74759116

fucking hate Wondo

heard from a very reliable source that he cheats on his wife every time the Quakes are on the road. Scummy person.
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>>74759116
fuck Windows
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Minnesota has a pool keeper on the bench

>>74759029
It's not really that high
Mexico City is much higher
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Based Hebers, based Sapong, back in the result!
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>>74759116
>>74759192
is he actually a cunt? i had no idea
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Yo can someone link me a stream to the quakes kc Game? I can't find it anywhere.
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no rapids/loons stream?
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epic stream op!
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>>74759192
That's literally every professional athlete ever
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>>74759319
https://www.foxsportsgo.com/event/176385/sporting-kc-live-pregame
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>>74759340
Yeah but he plays this good guy roll. Anyone that has ever played for SJ is pretty much a scum bag tbqh.
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>>74759360
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>74759395
Especially landycakes and dero?
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It's Minnesota United (/our guys/) time.
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>>74759530
yes. stream where. i can't fucking find one.
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>only yellow is for diving
>barely any fouls called

Based ref giving us possible early season murderball
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>>74759546
That first one was a penalty. But, I agree the second was a dive.
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>>74759543

Local tv, sorry senpai. Try MLS live :^)
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>google search for Scum Jose quacks and get mugshots.
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>>74759633
>tfw duluth
>don't have a tv anyway
reeee
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>This lineup
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>>74758732
Are you 11
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>>74759687
>stussy

BASIC BITCH
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Based Brooks Lennon starting for Real Salt Lake
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>>74759683
It's the back line that worry me the most. Remember this is onalfo show. Let's give home some time.
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>>74759683
>everyone wants galaxy to be more like dallas
>galaxy respond by playing a bunch of young academy players like dallas
>everyone complains
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>>74759600
That's what I'm saying. No real fouls are being called so things can get out of hand
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FUCKING LARIN, FUCKING MEME MLELS 1 PLAYER CARRY REEEEE
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Who /pisswater/ here?
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>>74759813
>fan of biggest meme team complaining about mls being meme league
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>>74759722
How about fendi lol
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>>74759835
>drinking beer,any beer out of a can.
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Good cross, Ramirez needs to head that in though. What a shitter
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>>74759919
>coors light
>beer
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That Feilhaber goal.
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>>74759943
This desu, but i have some in my fridge from tailgating last game
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>earthkeks
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>no stream
>""""""""""major""""""""league
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>Tonight’s #RSL XI v LA at #RioT: Rimando; Beltran Schuler Schmidt Phillips; Beckerman Mulholland; Rusnák; Lennon Movsisyan Saucedo
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Who's enjoying this fun Atlanta ride?
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>>74759515
>Dero is more known for his time in SJ than in TFC
met him irl at an event, he seems okay
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>no minnesota carnage stream hookup

REEEE
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>2 points in 3 games

I'm more triggered than I should be, this team is clearly good enough to be in the playoffs but forever give up these heartbreaking goals that destroy any confidence the team has in a good result
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>>74760106
Beckerman is too old to pull off that hair. One of his teammates needs to buzz it off jackass style some day.
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Im actually disgusted by how shit muh quakes are now.

Not a single person on the entire team who is comfortable taking the ball and controlling it with 1 touch. Not a single person who can spread the play to the wings accurately. Not a single person who can even fucking take on a guy before putting in a fucking ball into the box.

Cant even tell if Ureña is good or shit because of how little we get the forwards the ball.

Fucking hell what a mess.
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>>74760175
i found a shit one
http://firstsrowsports.com/soccer/colorado-rapids-vs-minnesota-rer106a795?l=1158119248
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>>74760197
maybe he might gain some speed after losing all that hair
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aw shit Badji, bring on those sweet sweet fantasy points
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>>74759683
I always look at jermaine jones and think 'when did cobi jones come out of retrement' and then i remember he didn't
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>>74760214
>already 1-0
lel
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>>74760252
>tfw didnt update team because drunk last night and at a memorial service this morning
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>>74760164
>soonfags are excited because their team beat Winter Milan and Chicago
smhtbhfam
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>>74760260
hey it took 17 minutes this time
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>>74760301
F
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COYL
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>that header
Holy shit, I aint even mad
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>>74760647
>I accidentally posted this in a baseball thread
Fuck my phone
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>Galaxy

J U S T
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>when most of ur team is ded and ur kids are trying their best
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>salad
>dabs in first place
*dabs*
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ERA BENAL :DD
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BENULDYYYY
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>>74761275
god bless Dallas, keeping some Eastern conference teams behind >us at least
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Ho up hol up hol up

>minnesota
>about to tie it up

RAPIDS ON RELEGATION WATCH
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dynamo gonna wreck shit tonight
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>>74761315
>mini soda will have more points than lags after tonight
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>>74761347
delet
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>captain cyle larin got me 26 points in fantasy today

:^)
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>Beckerman
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fix is in lags
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>its another MLS refs overextend and alter a game that doesn't need it episode

when did they renew this show?
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Kill me
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RAMIREZ

JAJAJA
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>>74761447
>jewber deciding >we should benefit from refball this week
Thanks
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THEY FUCKING DID IT
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>>74761447
You don't say.
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Hol the fuck up

Hol up

Minnesota
........
......
...
..
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.
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Winning?
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Wew it was fun while it lasted
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>>74761520
>bingobongo own goal
Never change San Jose
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FUCK
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initiate MEMELS sequence
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>>74761538
JUST LAGS MY SHIT UP
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>last minute keks goal
Just fuck muh fantasy team up
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anyone got a timbers stream?
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>Trailing Minisoda
>Ever
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>the last time 4 goals were scored in Colorado was almost a year ago, 3-1 win over Seattle
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>MEME LEAGUE
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>another weak red
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Fuck
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>review has no place in soccer
people don't believe this do they?
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>>74761873
>sports with video replay have perfect refing, and calls are never controversial
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>>74761912
who are you quoting?
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>>74761912
>the ref should be able to incorrectly make objective calls
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Anyone from the Tampa/St.Pete area?

I was wondering how are Rowdies games?
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crapids are gonna choke and lose to a NASL team with 10 men screencap this post
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>>74761964
But muh goonie magic
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so, what is the first club that will get to six cups now?
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>>STLFC
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>>74762014
The Zlatangese Galaxy
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>>74762014

LAFC
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>>74761949
Still worse than Orlando games
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>>74762014
TFC, when they win their sixth Canadian Championship
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Well, so much for Houson.
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end it
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>you live in an era where FUCKING MINNESOTA UNITED "FC" HAS MORE POINTS THAN LA GALAXY
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>>74762176
I've accepted that, with all the injuries, the season doesn't start till about May.
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>>74762209

Best timeline
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>>74762230
this is true in mlels, as a Union fan I'm far too aware that 1/3 of the season is meaningless, you can lead your conference all spring into part of the summer and barely make the playoffs or even miss them and vice versa, all that matters is that red line
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>5 minutes

F
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>>74762318
>trying to damage control this early
lel union delusions indeed
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>>74762230
zardes needs to save >us
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>>74762361
certainly a bad result for OUR boys but when Seattle can shit their way into the playoffs and win MLS Cup goes to show early season doesn't matter that much unless you're going for the Shield which any Union fan will tell you isn't happening for us for a while
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>>74762415
>you live in an era where Zardes is the Galaxy's only hope
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>>74762318
>1/3 of the season is meaningless
Even that's a conservative number
I'd put it at more like 80%
And it's a looong season
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Wew lads we fucking did it, I'll take a point.

>LAGS
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>tfw Barrett scores against the Galaxy again.
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>>74761873
it slows down the game too much, and jewy companies are gonna be licking their lips at the opportunity to cram advertising and commercials into the game
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Mother fucken Romney
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>>74762500
if they can trim it down to less than 2 minutes per review it'll be fine, I'll take a few seconds to get a game changing call right, god bless MLS for being progressive in being one of the first leagues to test it
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>>74762571
>2 minutes per review
nigger what. reviews for shit like diving and offsides would take <30 seconds
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>>74762616
>being this slow
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>>74762595
exactly, if all reviews are kept under 2 minutes then it will be a complete positive for the sport, long term it could profoundly change how the sport is played for the better so i am all for it
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>>74762616
Get fuck'd flyover!
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BASED BOATENG
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is it just me or are there a lot of reds this season?
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>>74762630
>>74762649
am a lagsfag tho anons.
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>>74761873
>>74762571
Video replay isn't going to suddenly make shitty MLS refs any better. why can't people get that in their head?
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>>74762318
that's the magic of putting 12 out of 20 teams into the playoffs
expect a little more urgency this year with it being 12/22 instead
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>tumblrs
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>>74762318
>all that matters is that red line
don't cross the line m8
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>>74762704
no it wont make the refs better but it will punish missed calls and truly determine if the ball went in the net or not, its good for the sport, soccer is way behind american sports in the tech department
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>>74762829
>Minnesota's motto
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>>74762685
Sorry bro
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>inb4 marshal goal
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K A R M A
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FUWK AWFF!
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>>74762947
heard that too, was loud enough that i thought it was a commentator
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>portlel
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>I'm taking crazy pills tonight

decent commentary
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>crapids
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>Portland
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who /3points/ here?
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>>74763246
Hell yeah!
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>>74762616
we back lagfags

>>74763397
lel
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>DC with a promising -6 GD
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>>74762495
cute girl
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>>74763397
How many points does Fake Salt Lake have?
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>>74763641
See>>74763415
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this is the year that the Beastern Conference wins MLS cup.
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>>74763794
>>that suit
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>>74763794
>no mutiny or fusion crests
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>>74763893
he's trying to be don cherry obv
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fuck MLS
We win CCL this year
right /mls/?
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>>74763980
>>
>>74764102
>you now realize the only Florida team to win a top level trophy is now defunct
>>
>crynomo'
>>
>>74764239
tell me why they should get another franchise again
>>
>>74764277
If it's going in Miami, they shouldn't
>>
>blatant dive
>"no I would never dive, see, my shoulder was broken in this vicious tackle"
>given a pass by DisCo
>score in the next game
Fuck Guzman
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>>74756287
>when the team is losing by more than 3 goals
I'm not sure I follow.
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>>74764533
he thought that the fans were leaving. it was actually the atlanta away section that never showed up lol
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>>74764581
How will the franchise ever recover from this post?
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>>74764642
who the fuck are you
>>
the dynamo aren't looking very.
.
.
dynamic
>>
really bad week for fantasy.
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>tfw no loon star flag
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>>74766288
cropped better
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From the lags account
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>>74766533
i hope they get fined
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today was a good day


>Today
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DC hasnt scored a goal yet this season
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>>74755579
>>74755384
Teams in California by 2020:
>3
Teams in the entire midwest area (inc. Minnesota):
>3

I'd say it's perfectly balanced
>>
JUST SAW THE BINGHAM GOAL HAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHA
>>
"Atlanta" (despite not playing in Atlanta proper)

"United" (despite having not united anything)

"Football" (Despite playing soccer, not football)

"Club" (despite being a team, not a fan group)
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>>74766760
>"Atlanta" (despite not playing in Atlanta proper)

wtf are you talking about, really
>>
>>74766692
cry more flyover
>>
>>74766692
>Where is Kansas City?
>>
That was some of the worst refereeing Ive seen in my life, the ayy league is a joke
>>
>>74766806
That's a top tier fucking view. Atlanta is probably my favorite skyline in the country alongside Chicago.
>>
>>74766692
>Chicago
>Columbus
>Minnesota
>Kansas City
>>
>>74767941
>Ohio
>Midwest
no, faggot
>>
>>74767973
>Flat
>Boring
>Farmland
>Methheads

Sounds like midwest to me
>>
>>74768025
>he doesn't know about the Appalachia part of the state
>he doesn't know about the amusement parks, national/state parks, and great lakes
>he doesn't know about there are junkies not methheads in Ohio
I can't contradict you over the farmlands since there are a lot of farmland here.
>>
>perf
>>
>perf
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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
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>Resv
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>>74767936

The Atlanta skyline is a tad underrated but honestly it could be arguably one of the best in the country/world IF Downtown/Midtown and Buckhead were all in one place...if we slowly fill in the gaps between those places it would look like fucking Tokyo.


did related is just the "downtown" portion, midtown/buckhead have the taller/newer shit.
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>WEDNESDAY
Scotland vs Canada 3:45pm ESPN3

>THURSDAY
Iraq vs Australia 8am

>FRIDAY
7pm Trinidad vs Tobago vs Panama
8:30pm Mexico vs Costa Rica FS1
10:50pm United States vs Honduras FS1
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>>74772076
Well we movin on uuupp!
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>>74772247
>Scotland vs Canada
battle of the underachieving first world commonwealth countries
can't wait
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watched my first MLS game last night, bretty comfy I gotta say.
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>>74772443
It supposedly will be the worst attended Scotland game in over 100 years
>>
Steven GoffVerified account
@SoccerInsider

Following
More
Two #USMNT roster moves:

Sacha Kljestan replaces Bobby Wood (back injury).
Matt Besler joins defensive corps.

Camp opens tomorrow
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>>74774366
>Wood is injured
DEEBLY GONCERNED
>>
>>74774606
CALL UP CHAD BARRET

IS ERIK HURTADO AMERICAN
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>>74774366
Please tell me this isnt true. We are fucked if we have to rely on our mediocre depth players
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>being a dcu supporter
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>>74774366
Did no one drink milk when they were younger?!
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>>74774366
>Besler

>Kljestan

We're not getting the 3 points huh
>>
>>74774366
Fug. Only Wood plays nasty and aggressive enough to get past the Honduran bus.
>>
https://mobile.twitter.com/sfdeltas/status/843310985301520384?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>sacramento
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>>74777187
>phoneposters
>>
>>74755904
>2 bottom feeder teams
>>
Just bought tickets to Phoenix Rising's opening game.
Anyone else going?
>>
>>74777187

Im not seeing the problem here
>>
>>74777187
fucking that hard to screenshot it?

you too Lisa, i saw that.
>>
>>74777187
i don't this semen slurping city is for mls
>>
>>74779648

delet this
>>
>SOUNDERS
>O
>U
>N
>D
>E
>R
>S
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>>74780713
no first half defensive fuck ups pls
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>>74780713
>>
Any sounderbros going to the game today?
>>
>>74781673
naa watching from home should be a dank game
>>
>>74781673
Nope, spent all of my free money on a switch this month.

I'll probably attend a game during summer though.
>>
>zero shots on goal.
>>
do mls games always start like 15 minutes after the advertised kickoff time
>>
>>74782174
yes

gotta fit in the commercial bullshit and the anthem.
>>
>>74782174
gotta bless merica real fast
>>
SEATTLE SOUNDERS HERE WE GO
* CLAP CLAP*
HERE WE GO
* CLAP CLAP*
HERE WE GO
* CLAP CLAP*
SEATTLE SOUNDERS HERE WE GO
*CLAP CLAP*
HERE WE GO
*CLAP CLAP*
HERE WE GO
>>
>>74782174
muh pregame, you gotta factor in mls time.

everyone knows this, now you do too.
>>
>>74780952
>bilyeu

start the plane home rn
>>
MLS
Full stadium
>something here just doesn't quite add up
>>
>>74782566
seattle always has a great crowd
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>>74782703
>great crowd
Reword that a little
>>
>>74782818
Never gets old.
>>
Is it too late to turn Muyl into a L/RB? Zizzo just isn't getting it done
>>
> jovan jones
>>
>red bads
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wew
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>get to my seat just in time for a benuldy
NOICE
>>
this is how they won the cup last year. no talent hacks taking advantage of stupid play by the opposition and getting cheap goals.
>>
>diving
>>
>>74783040
>taking advantage of stupid play by the opposition

isn't that what you're supposed to do?
>>
>>74783040
you seem upset
>>
Why does Deuce have to play for such a scummy unlikeable city like Shitattle?
>>
>Memeis choking yet again another 1v1

Just get off the field.
>>
morris finish dammit
>>
>>74783163
like city like player
>>
>>74783163
no other team was willing to give him a better contract.
>>
Is Memeis the white Altidore or the white Zardes?
>>
>>74783204
not only did he choke when through on goal but he tripped and injured himself
>>
more like bradley wrong phillips
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>>74783289
He's the white Adu
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>calling minnesota united 'min united'

no.
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>Lalas meme usa xi

>Cameron as RB

>Bradley on field

>Morris

Jesus christ, just go the fuck away Lalas you cancerous fuck.
>>
>>74783650
Hey fuck you man based Alexi is the last bastion of sanity against the SJW hordes
>>
MORRIS WHY
>>
>>74783703
He is and has always been a shitty memester. Cant stand him and his commentaries - although it's good he stood up to the sjews.
>>
>games literally begin at 12 p.m. in my country
Please end my suffering
>>
god dammit memeis
>>
get fucked shiteattle
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED SHITATTLE
>>
Finally a good cross
>>
>>74782873
zizzos third assist of the year lol
>>
>>74784027
He's destroyed like 4 other attacks though and his defense is lazy
>>
>>74783814
>>74783858
>>74783289
why do >we produce such shitty strikers, lads? We need Larin to switch allegiance desu
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>>74784002
>>74784004
you were saying?
>>
get fucked /sp/
>>
Zizzowned
>>
>every tap in memeis scores means the longer he stays in the national team

Kill me
>>
>>74784152
Bilyeu fucked up there too
>>
wow
>>
>>74784169
bilyeu is not mls quality

he has never had a good game for us
>>
>>74784048
Morris and Zardes are forced upon us tbf.
>>
I've always believed in morris
>>
>>74784191
He's only played like 4 games only there because whatever is going on with Lawrence
>>
>>74784213
he got shit on every ccl game as well

he wasnt even a standout at rbny ii

he isnt good
>>
>>74784230
Facts
>>
>Etienne
>Le pacey black man
>>
red bulls make choking an art form
>>
>>74784340
its called brutalism
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KEK
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>>74784340
Oldest team tradition in MLS desu
>>
Can't will till atl shreks shittle on their shitty field
>>
Why do people hate morris?
>>
>>74784470
Doesn't Atlanta play on a too-narrow turf field while they wait for their wider turf field to be built?
>>
>>74784485
Because he memes
>>
>>74784485
Because he reminds me too much of a white altidore and thats not a good thing
>>
>>74784499
It's grass for now, and technically wide enough. They should have converted the dome to grass and played there
>>
>>74784485
Because he has no potential compared to Wood or other young american strikers in Europe. He has a shitty first touch like Zardes.
>>
>>74784485
The more exposure /sp/ gets to American MLS players the more they hate them because American soccer is complete shit.
>>
>>74784899
bingo
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>>74784899
This. And then when you hear fucktards like Lalas say shit like pic related you start to dislike them even more.

So it boils down to MLS overrating average level players.
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Crew back in playoffs this year
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>>74784899
A
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>>74757412
>Not scoring from open play but still winning
I'll take it
>>
>>74785189
He's not wrong.
>>
>>74784351
>I just read a Wikipedia article, look at me!
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Aww yeah.
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>>74785806
>not even in the shot
>>
>Dook
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>You can't win points with NASL pla...
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SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTLE
*clap clap*
SOOOOOOOOUNDERS
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>>74786392
>You can't win points with NASL pla...
>points
>not point
Still have yet to prove it.
>>
why are you idiots still complaining about Bradley, who do you replace him with in the national team?
>>
>>74788254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNa_RCuum3Q
>>
>>74788254

kitchen
>>
>>74788254
Acosta.
>>
>>74788254
https://youtu.be/dCbIhGDVoBo
>>
>>74788254
Acosta or Hyndman
>>
>>74784557

Wood was an inconsistent shitter at 22 too

> other young american strikers in Europe

Like Rubio Rubin, Terrence Boyd and Aron Johannsson? Haji Wright is too young to consider
>>
>>74788275
>>74788291
>>74788366
>>74788415
>>74788440

I'm not opposed to having Acosta starting but keeping Bradley off the field to play Acosta would be idiotic, he won't put in the shitter work most american fans never notice

Hyndman and Kitchen are playing against below MLS level-tier opposition most weeks so they're barely above non-factors
>>
what about Green?
>>
>>74788505
Wood showed his potential in those friendlies against Netherlands and Germany that Klinsmann called him up for. I've never seen Morris show anything comparable to Bobby. It's honestly surprising he's getting pushed so hard by MLS despite having average numbers, a mediocre first touch and inconsistent performances.
>>
>>74788543
>below MLS level-tier opposition

What's hilarious is that you actually believe this.
>>
>>74788543
Acosta right now is a better DM than Bradley. Only reason Bradley is even being called up is because he's a veteran and Arena is too scared to experiment right now because he's pressured to get as many points in qualifiers.

Ideally, Acosta should be starting ahead of Bradley.
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>>74756009
don't talk shit about dax, he was excellent for me in fifa 12
>>
>>74788814
Scottish league is shit, brah
Maybe Rangers or Hearts could hold their own in MLS, but most of the other teams wouldn't stand a chance
>>
>>74789181
MLS isn't even league one quality. Scotland is lower championship tier with Celtic being a Premier league lower table team.
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>>74785140
Damn right. This 3 in the back meme just might work.
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>No more matches until Saturday

Why even live
>>
>>74789192
Every team in the SPL (except the old firm and Hearts) unironically have squads with lower market value than Minnesota's.
Yes, the transfer value of the team doesn't necessarily translate directly to performance, but there's a reason Celtic wins all the time (worth 8-10x as much as pretty much everyone, and 5x as much as Rangers).
You vastly, vastly overrate the Scottish Premiership, and Rangers ain't anywhere close to what they used to be.
>>
>>74790557
They are still better than Mls. Mls teams wouldnt even survive in the championship.
>>
>>74790564
>they are still better than MLS
Based on?
>wouldn't even survive in the Championship
Yeah, neither would any Scottish team not named Celtic
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Sup, Gents.
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>>74790591
Nice weather we had yesterday
>>
>>74790599
Quite so. Also the Sounders won.
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>>74791526
>only 5 sleeps until red bulls lose at home to rsl
>>
http://www.soctakes.com/2017/03/20/indy-eleven-v-sf-deltas-to-be-broadcast-on-twitter/
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>Soon
>>
>>74792486
kill it with fire
>>
>>74791715
>losing to utah

There's never a better reason to commit sudoko
>>
>No Wood, Johnson or Yedlin

>Zusi being called in

Just give Honduras the 3 points already. I have no faith in this shitty B/C team to get the points.
>>
>Monday

How successful does MLS have to get before MONDAY NIGHT SAWKER
>>
>>74793442
>Being a Yuroboo

>>74794376
They really couldn't have MNS this week
>>
Will Arena get sacked if he fails to qualify?
>>
>>74785793
>he doesn't know basic, extremely prevalent art movements

are u fuckin 11 years old lmfao
>>
>league games during an international break

Meme league
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>Steven Goff@SoccerInsider 4m4 minutes ago
>First MLS coaching casualty: Real Salt Lake's Jeff Cassar fired today. #rsl

I guess you can say, shit got real.
>>
>>74794988
LEL
>>
>>74794988
DADDY'S COMING HOME ON SATURDAY
>>
>>74794988
>>74794988
F
>>
>>74794988
What the fuck?
Why this early?
This is even more uncalled for than that Leicester thing
>>
>Fake Salt Lake
>>
>>74795102
when they got petke to coach the monarchs it was all a matter of time... but 3 games, yikes
>>
>>74794988
Is it really his fault? RSL doesn't have the players to be very competitive
>>
>>74795144
old rimando, justin glaad, jordan allen, joao plata, yura...

if they were in the east they would be good heh
>>
>>74795144
m8 they just signed the white Higuaín brooks lennon
>>
when does atlanta play? only team worth watchin
>>
>>74795198
But is he Gonzalo or Federico?
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>420
>>
>>74795140
They also play on Saturday

They haven't named Petke the interim coach though
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>>74795352
>>
>>74795464
see
>>74795052
who else they gonna name

daddy has a job with the mormons
>>
>>74795468
answer my question
>>
>>74795498
>During the process of hiring the next head coach, RSL Director of Goalkeeping Daryl Shore will serve as Interim Head Coach.

>>74795517
March 31
>>
>>74795533
issa formality

wow imagine if they dont name him coach and min of soda appoints him

>>74795498
true fan
>>
>>74795517
also fuck thats a guaranteed win on saturday to avenge cassar's spirit god damn it
>>
>>74795551
>min of soda
RC Cola?
>>
>>74785140
show crew boobies pic thx
>>
>>74795684
see >>74757500
>>
>>74795704
grill boobie
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>>74795684
I got you senpai
>>
>>74795756
>guy dressed as a traffic light
WHY
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Is Petke a lock?
>>
>>74795788
yeah unless they get like...sigi
>>
>>74795756
thx pham
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>>74795780
Halloween.
I've seen motherfuckers wear some crazy stuff to MLS games. Timbers fans were wearing half of them. Someone wearing a stoplight makes sense in the MLS world.
>>
>>74795788
or robin frasier

>>74795756
god bless this mess
>>
>>74795878
qt
>>
>>74795878
quit while you're ahead
>>
>>74795788
Unless they can somehow land a bigger name on short notice
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>Windows gets the ninja turtles call up.
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>Soon: this mural will be done
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>>74798164
Who are you gonna get on this short notice?
>>
>2017
>his last name is literally Windows

Bill Gates why?
>>
>>74798164
Don't remind me, and I'm going to the game
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>Wondolowshit

Fucking why? Just put in Green or something. What a waste of a callup
>>
>>74799396
>its essentially a wondo home game so he should score
>>
Wondo isn't actually a shit player his positioning is world class he just lacks in a lot of other areas... 1 miss doesn't define a players ability
>>
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/soccer/ct-bastian-schweinsteiger-chicago-fire-20170321-story.html

So it actually happened
Why?
>>
>>74800017
what a waste of money
guy is permacrocked and i'm not sure he can run anymore
at least he'll put butts in seats
>>
>>74800201
further expanding on this as a severely depressed fire fan, the midfield is packed as it is
what the fire need is a right back and a playmaker
i wish i were more excited about this
>>
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>Does it really?
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>>74800017
>based schweini will bench Mccartshit immediately upon arriving

And here's to hoping we never get to see mediocre mls players like mccarty on the national team
>>
>>74800641
Lets hope some washed up DP midfielder comes over to Sporting KC to bench Failcancer as well.
>>
>>74800641
>>74800660
McCarty is good for MLS, but shouldn't get off the bench for the NT.

Feilhaber is good though. Tight between him and Kljestan for our best CAM. I think Benny has more upside.
>>
>>74800708
Failcancer is bad and Kljestan hasnt done much of anything.

Since when did people start rating the le locker room twitter cancer man? He's put out average to mediocre stats with Kansas for the past few seasons.
>>
>>74800380
In a sense, it shows that Hauptman is finally ready to spend some goddamn money.
Only problem is that he spent it on something the Fire didn't really need.
>>
>>74800750
>Since when did people start rating the le locker room twitter cancer man?

Since Arena became coach and doyle shills came out of the woodwork to hype up their favorite fantasy mls players. Feilhaber was never impressive with Bob Bradley but now after being (rightfully) excluded by Klinsmann for a few years, he's suddenly "the CAM #10 that we need"
>>
>>74800780
Actually Hauptman has spent money
It's just been very poorly spent
>>
>>74800750
He was very good in 2015, actually. And pretty solid last year.
>>
>>74800815
And the trend continues.
>wake up
>Michael Harrington is still the starting RB
>Either Juninho or McCarty warms the bench
>>
>>74800795
The Bundesliga stint on his resume is probably why anyone rated him in the first place
>>
>>74800816
He wasnt. He went invisible in the playoffs against Tumburrs that season. Last season he was mediocre as well.
>>
>>74800816
Failhaber just has a shitty attitude. If he couldnt get on Arena's team then it confirm what Jurgen thought of him
>>
>>74800875
He failed and was sold from Hamburg with 0 goals or assists. He has always been a minor league player for the majority of his career.
>>
As our MLS gets more money, it can afford better and better players, until eventually the American pro league is the best in the world.

Don't believe me? Ask the NHL.
>>
Drop dead date for the next expansion announcement? Or what?
>>
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Who cares about the national team when your hometown team is playing
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>>74801217
MLS is on break now though
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>>74801217
>image.jpg
Anyway, yeah ninja turtles talk is boring 2bh
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>>74801282
>"break"
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>>74801282
wow i didnt realize there were only three games

>>74801297
its my phone
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>>74798164

>wood is kill
>bradley and altishit starting
>morris

its not coming home, lads
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>>74801343
I was discussing the last Sounders game with some coworkers and they genuinely seem to believe that Morris is a good player
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>>74798164
I really like this picture
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>>74801363
Its just perrinelles fault.

My friends who dont watch soccer texted me to ask why our fullbacks got burned so bad bc they saw it on intagram
>>
>Wondo called up
lmao
>>
>>74801407
They proceeded to insist that the bulce have a good defense
>>
>>74801416
>>74800002
>>74799628
Windows
>>
>Windows
>>
Why is my team shit, lads?
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>Still no movement on Miami

Poor sad bastards.
>>
>>74801729
because teams are allowed to coast by without the worry of losing their place in 1st division.
>>
>>74801729
Owners too busy fucking underage white slaves, would be my guess.
>>
>>74801739
Go shill somewhere else Ted
>>
>>74801739
That's every US sport.

Viva America.
>>
>>74801744
Shut up, Bill
>>
>>74798978
He hate me.
>>
>>74801753
Who?
>>
NEW in like ten or so
>>74801768
>>74801768
>>74801768
>>
>international break

Sounds like shit. Get on the pitch and entertain me, monkey boy.
>>
>>74801738
Will be underwater soon, no fucks given.
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DICSUSS

>http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/other/2017/03/21/detroit-mls-bid-goes-gratiot-jail-site/99434064/
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Hold me closer, /mls/
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>Last place
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>SOON
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>>74801830
>tfw more teams than the NASL
>>
Officially NEW
>>74801768
>>74801768

>>74801768
>>74801768
>>
>>74801836
la team when????

would go to qtball games, they have that lower division comfy feel from the jewtube streams I've seen, even if I'd look weird as a single male going to games that are still catering to the little grill demo.
>>
>>74801846
Meh.

"My Little Pony" caters to the little girl demo and 4chan has an entire board for it.

Go and enjoy soccer, just don't be creeping on tween supporters.
>>
>>74801873
yeah, will do when a team makes it out here. was just aware of what would await me.
>>
>revs playing mini soda
How can both teams lose a game?
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