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>>74747227
>wild facing raanta tonight
FUUUGGGG 1-0 shutout inc
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>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
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>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
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Colorado Avalanche @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread.
>>74747284
>>74747284
>>74747284
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>raggles
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>Rags
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>>74747316
they'll win cuz
>rags
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>>74747367
t. laffer
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>>74747445
Incorrect
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>>74747227
New to hockey. Need a quick rundown of the team meme names, such as >laffs rags
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>>74747483
He's based as fuck, that shot at their "Legends row" had me in tears
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I cannot find a way to get Bonaqua in the US. Fuck. But I did learn there is a small town in Tennessee called Bon Aqua.
>its in Hickman County
LMAO
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LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN IM SO FUNNY >RAGS RAGS RAGS SO FUNNY UPVOTE LE LE LE
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>>74747566
>Bonaqua up the ass here
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>>74747497
rags
laffs
blots
mild
snes
craps
poolumbus
pongs
haps
bombston ruins
islels
panthlels
flylels
just add lel to a lot of names desu
reddithawks
perds
sharts
cucks
lames
oilels,coilers,soilers
blews
kongs
jests
dullass stars
canacucks, cantpucks
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>>74747566
>Bottled water
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>>74747594
t. Jimmy the 10 year old rags fan
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>>74747301
Kek just how he is so hyped and then the depressed "scored"
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>>74747606
>dullass stars
>sallad bars
>sharts
>shorks
>blews
>blose
>lames
>flim flams
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>>74747497
Nice McGaykid dubs
cantpucks
flimflams
cucks
shorks
kongz
sparkledogs
coilers
mild
blackcocks
blose
perds
stors
regressalanche
wongs
hasb
laffs
snes
blots
kittykats
ruins
blowjobs
craps
pongs
islels
>rags
floyers
Las Vegas Golden Knights
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>>74747639
It's what happens when you watch the Avalanche too often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3QntKA9lOA
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The amount of people that just keep going >rags just proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
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>>74747660
las vegas piss knights
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>>74747606
>>74747648
>>74747660
Thanks senpai. Now I can be a true /hoc/ shitposter
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>soilers
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>>74747606
>>74747660
>flylels
>floyers
flyovers
and what happened to >eyeliners?
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>everyday I hear these fucking honkers flying past my house
Seriously when is this menace going to end?
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>>74747606
>blots
>clots
>poolumbus
>blow jackets
>hasb
>frogs
>br00ns
>perds
>prods
>sharts
>shorks
>reddithawks
>cuckhawks
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https://youtu.be/oaLi9mpPWaY
BARKOV
A
R
K
O
V
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>>74747804
>yfw the Gatineau Geese win the cup
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>>74747865
one of the best russian players in the game desu
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>>74747785
I chose one name, most teams have several names.
I even forgot the debbies lol
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>>74747804
When you take advantage of the second amendment
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>>74747884
Stop triggering me.
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>>74747873
Going to email Trudeau about it today.
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>>74747889
debbies are pretty forgettable desu
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>>74747884
Say that in front of my gang and see what happens.
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>>74747898
It is illegal to discharge a firearm within my city limits. Hasnt stopped me from firing subsonic .22 rounds but I doubt those would take down a goose. Plus shooting geese in a local park sounds like a bad idea.
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>>74747756
Delete
>>74747942
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
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>>74747985
NEMO
E
M
O
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give me (yous) or ill kill myself
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Post yfw kippers gets BTFO 7-0 tonight
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>>74748021
kys yourself
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>>74748026
No face but id be happy because that'd mean there's a chance Willie gets the boot
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>>74748026
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>>74748217
HUUTISRA
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>>74748217
Good comic I will look into a promotion for you
~~ bonaqua shill boss ~~
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Found an email address for parliament
Dear Mr. Trudeau,
I am writing you today about an issue plauging my state. I also know it is a problem across several nations. The issue is the Canada Goose. The issues I have with them is that they are very aggressive and pollute parks with their scat. I have been attacked by one while riding a bike. I am currently not a dog owner myself but I do know they menace pets as well.
The solution I propose would be to expand the hunting season, especially during their breeding time. I am sure Canada's reasources could also come up with a better solution.
Thank you for taking the time to read this grievence.
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>>74748217
Simply ebin :DDDD
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>>74748303
If you hunt the geese they win
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>>74748217
can someone translate
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>>74748329
KEK
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>>74748344
>have u heard that opposite goalietender uses bonaqua :DD
>oh fuck ebin :DD
>hey its not your turn to go on field fucking gay
>team penulty too many man on ice t. judge
its dumb as fuck
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>>74748422
thank you binlan
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>>74748217
>>74748422
Kek!!
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Oliver Bjorkstrand is amazing
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>>74748651
yuh. he's gonna tear it up
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what is this expression trying to convey
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@74748021
Kill you're are self
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@74748828
>replying to hour old posts
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>Cones v Perds
>Milds v >rags
>Snes v frogs
>bloots v craps
>laffs v blackcocks
>sparkledogs v bloos
>soilers v cantpucks
>shorks v cucks
Predictions?
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Bust draft class?
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>>74748981
preds
wild
frogs
caps
reddithawks
coyotes
oilres
shorks
And this is not debatable
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>>74748981
>preds
>wild
>habs
>caps
>hawks
>blues
>oilers
>sharks
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hello dear friends
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>>74749021
I actually agree. good job, finland
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>>74749110
Hello my good friend
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>>74749019
draisaitl is salvaging it
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>>74748981
prods
whyld
snuts
craps
laffers
lubes
cheeky can'tpucks 2-0
shorks
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Just made a mean reuben. Are any of the games on worth watching? One game is the two worst teams and the other is a meme vs a team that can bounce the laffs from a playoff spot.
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>>74749279
nothing worth watching, eat your sandwich and take a nap to rest up for the night, friend
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>>74749327
I think I'll go for a walk and listen to a podcast instead. Its finally starting to warm back up here. We had 60F temps followed by sub-20F. I slept in long enough today anyways. I appreciate the advice though.
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>>74749019
Not great but it's decent
>Draisaitl
>Pastranak
>Larkin
>Ehlers
>Ekblad
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>>74749110
hello how is your day Mr. Greek
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>>74749279
bball tourney is about to start another game.
also mlels is on.
that's what i'm watching anyway
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Rate this 2014 draft class lineup
Ehlers - Draisaitl - Pastranak
Arvidsson - Larkin - Reinhart
Bennett - Fabbri - Nylander
Ritchie - McCann - Virtanen
Trymakin - Ekblad
Forsling - Honka
Montour - DeAngelo
Nedeljkovic
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>>74749624
>that defence
wew lads
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>>74749624
The only games they would win are by ourscoring the opponent.
D looks very subpar and literally who at goaler.
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Is 2003 the best draft since the 2000s? Its fucking stacked.
>Zherdev
No wonder they have never won a playoff series.
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>>74749893
He wasn't even on the damn team when they first went to the playoffs
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Going to Publix tomorrow lads. I want to (ironically) order the most reddit sandwich possible. What is the most reddit sandwich?
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>>74749893
It's the best of all time, only 1979 comes close but they lowered the age for that draft so it had more first time eligible players. Messier (1961), Bourque (1960) and Gartner (1959) were eligible to be drafted for the first time.
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>>74750144
Medium turkey ham roast beef lettuce American cheese and banana peppers
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>>74750144
>using reddit as an adjective
KY S!!!!
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>>74749893
2003 is widely acknowledged as the GOAT draft
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>>74750173
RUDE!
Either contribute and offer suggestions on the reddit sandwich or do not respond.
>>74750172
What is medium turkey?
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>>74749893
If you struck out in 2003 your team was likely shit 2009-2016
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>>74747329
excellent
>rags
my friend
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>>74750355
What if we traded a D leading all D in points for an alcoholic and a prospect?
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Van cucks are going to get
>OILED
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>>74749624
Would take Kapanen easily over Virtanen
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>>74749019
2012, worst draft
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>>74750427
A team that does that would likely choke away the conference title 14 years later
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Most autistic /hoc/ nationalities
1. Finns
2. ???
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OFFICIAL CANADIAN FANBASE TIER RANKINGS
>GOD TIER, COMFY AND INTELLIGENT
snes
flimmers
>PRETTY SHITTY BUT SOMETIMES OKAY TIER
cucks
laffs
>RETARDED SUBHUMAN DEGENERATE NIGGERS WHO NEED TO KILL THEMSELFS
jest
oilels
hasb
refute this, you literally CANT
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>>74750543
Don't bully Finland
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>>74750568
>laffs
>cantcups
>ok
>ever
no
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>>74750568
The jest have fans?
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>>74750590
not an argument
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>>74750590
h-hey
>>74750599
It's kind of hard to bully a club that fills the arena every home game
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Fucking CBJ. You need to win this game.
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>>74750599
jets home games are like the loudest in the league
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go islels, cuck the laffs
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>>74748981
Perds
Pedosota
Snes
Craps
Cocks
Blose
dedmonton
Shorks
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>>74747329
DRAGS?
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>>74750599
Yeah they're just too inbred to use a computer, but not too inbred to have the best taunts.
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They're really trying too hard
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Lifter = Cancucks
Bar = Benning
Plates = Chance at the cup
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This thread is fucking deja vu
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>AvShits
How long are the going to keep on going with sakic and the current coaching staff.
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>geting btfo by detoilet
>being a 20 win team
>Slavalanche
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>>74750998
Should we start a McDavid vs Matthews talk? Or maybe a discussion about who wins the Calder. The Norris discussion is pretty new.
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>>74750586
danmark :3
why do you call yourself that? do you have lots of Dans and Marks in your country?
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>>74750909
>Yeah they're just too inbred to use a computer, but not too inbred to have the best taunts.
So Laine fits in just fine and dandy then? good to hear!
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>>74751013
till the weed runs out
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>>74751013
>current coaching staff
>Roy quit right before the season started
Sakic is the problem, he is a goddamn moron.
>have two decent centers
>announce to everyone they are for sale
>other GMs say the asking price was too high
When will the former stars as GMs meme end? Yzerman is the only one who as done a decent job.
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CAM ELITESON
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Local manlet does it again.
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KORPISALO
O
R
P
I
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>>74751170
ELITE AS FUCK I feel bad for everyone who doubted him
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>>74751082
Haha
Well it'd actually make sense if that was the reason
Dan(er) = People living on flat landscape (ancient nordic)
Mark = Borderland, a land with several borders (Ancient nordic)
Heh :D
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Once the laffs lose tonight they'll still be cucked out of a spot lmao
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>>74751193
so denmark is like kansas?
also, can danes control the weather like finlanders can?
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game day lads
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>>74751232
eastern kansas is pretty hilly desu
it's western kansas that's flat
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>>74750998
Darnell Nurse is the next Chris Pronger.
Matthews is a puck hog who doesn't use his teammate enough.
Bishops going to lose a lot of money in FA because of the Kongs trade.
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>>74751232
Haha, I guess so
If only, the weather is random as fk, lots of rain and wind
Think it's something exclusively for Finns, to control the weather.. guessing it's their sauna rituals
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What is it like not having a glaciated landscape? Must be boring as fuck.
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>>74749437
>not having the auto-update checked
shiggy
it was great so far. It was a sunny day and I went out and met new people.
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>tatar figures out how to score 20 goals when it literally doesnt matter
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>"people" seriously thought the Jackets wouldn't get the President'st Rophy
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>>74751579
Hit the gym fattie
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>tfw Detroit scored more goals today than Edmonton will
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>>74751696
EXTREMELY good post, friend
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>>74751637
I still don't think they will, but for a 100% chance they need 13 in a row which means a second 16 game win streak
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Finland
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>>74751696
Wrong.
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>>74751743
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>>74751721
Thank you, friend
>>74751758
I'll just let you live in your nice little delusion for the next couple of hours :)
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>>74751764
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kek once you spend time on /hoc it's so easy to trigger the rest of /sp. This general really molds you to memes. /Heem is literally seething atm.
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>>74751743
Literally greatest finnish defenceman and would have been a steal #250th overall in his draft if kongs would have bothered with him.
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>>74751579
Thanks for the support
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>>74751838
https://youtu.be/Re3gemMMgqc
DID YOU SEE THIS
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>>74751841
And so /hoc/ awakens another Finn to the call of the steppes. Go forth brave Mongol and shitpost like you were born too.
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Literally rolling in Finnish (You)s right now. Couldn't be happier.
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>>74751929
>most handsome in nhl
>probably the biggest dick
>6'5
>smart
>cold blooded
is this literally the peak of humanity?
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I'm watching Tombstone on CMT
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>>74752011
He's a finn, no
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>>74752009
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>if Zetterberg stays healthy for the rest of the season and is healthy for the start of next season his 1000th game (all with Detroit of course) will be Detroit's first game in the Pizzarena
Pretty cool tbf
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>>74752138
but that's big plus too. Whitest of the people.
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>>74751841
Just had a read mate. Decent bantz but they caught on to your scheme. /heem/ is bascially wwe light, only the divegrass vidya threads are worse.
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>>74752162
Too bad he fucking sucks massive cock at hockey
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>>74752162
Will he spend his whole end of the career in detroit?
Could be a good addition to some playoff team next seaosn.
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>>74752210
Anyone who actually believes this doesn't know dick about hockey
59 points on a garbage team
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>>74752162
>tfw Staal's 1000th game was 2 games away from being in Carolina
>will be the first player to reach 1000 in the GOAT draft
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>>74752215
I think so. He's a good veteran presence for growing players and he makes the game interesting. Plus, fans would lose their mind if we traded him for less than 3 first rounders
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@74752210
Nice bait
>>74752215
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he would rather retire than play for another team. He's already won a cup, so he doesn't have to chase that.
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>>74752259
Can't get everything, but good for him :)
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>>74752281
He's already won TRIPLE GOLD
Remember when he just up and faked an injury to get out of the world meme bowl last year
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>>74752162
Incredibly likeable player desu
Zetterbeer is a beast
Would be awesome seeing him get his 1000th game at the new arena
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>>74752352
Forget that, he'll get 1000 points before he retires
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>>74747660
Nothing for the Knights? Really?
Need to get on that.
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>>74752414
>knots
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>>74752414
Golden Showers
>>74752392
He deserves it
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>>74752346
True, good post!
Nope
>>74752352
Very good post!
I'm sure he will, it's just a question of time.
>>74752392
This
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>>74752318
Say what you will about the mild but Russo is one of the best beat writers. He is very far from delusion and has a good sense of humor.
http://www.startribune.com/wild-s-eric-staal-to-play-in-1-000th-nhl-game-sunday/416288854/
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>>74752414
Nuts
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Why are canadian players so feminine at 20?
Don't puberty happens and stop before that?
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>>74752470
>the city of jared
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>>74752470
I might check that out later, thanks :)
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>>74752537
Must really suck. He should have gone to school and started some business or investment firm. He could have managed their wealth. Instead he is grinding it out in lower leagues in the shadow of his brothers.
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Suomi ihmiset syövät inhottavaa ruokaa. Niiden pitäisi hävetä.
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>uses a tripcode
>literally about crigget
>makes daily posts baiting
Sad!
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>>74752878
t. Abelard Kaalinpää
I regard this post as a direct reply
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Toronto Maple Leafs
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Monticello-Annandale-Maple Lake Moose
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Moose Factory Weat Kings
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Orlando Solar Bears
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>>74747227 (OP)
Picks:
Wild
Hawks
Senators
Caps
Predators
Blues
Edmonton
Sharks in OT
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Thief River Falls Norskies
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>>74752947
paska
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Toronto Canucks
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Moorhead Spuds
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Ottawa EK65's
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>>74752836
>finns
>humans
top kek
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Alaska Fairbanks Nanooks
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Saskatoon Babcocks
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Solna Snus Suckers
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Sudbury-Thunder Bay Cutterwailers
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>>74752878
>Sad!
Reddit!
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Victoria Salsa
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Seattle Metropolitans
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>>74753286
Canadian Air Force is not fuckin' around.
>>
Quebec Bettmans
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>>74752145
why do mongols like doland duck so much?
>>
Plant City Publix Posters
>villanova
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>>74753435
i'll give $20 to anyone who can tell me what player that is
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>>74753518
Why is donald duck so criminally underrated in America?
Everyone I knew as a kid had a subscription to donald duck, and would read it first thing on wednesdays
>>
ever notice how the best euopean hockey players have been swedes?
>best european forward of all time
forsberg
>best european defenseman of all time
lidstrom (best dman overall anyway(
>best european goaler of all time
lundqvist. memesters will say hasek and thats okay too because hasek is half swede
why is sweden so good at hockey?
>>
2010 draft class
Hall - Seguin - Tarasenko
Skinner - Kuznetsov - Stone
Schwartz - Johansen - Gallagher
Coyle - Granlund - Toffoli
Fowler - Faulk
Gudbranson - Klingberg
Merill - Gudas
Mrazek
>>
lmao the 2011 and 2012 drafts were so bad
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>>74753635
Superior Nordic genes ans actually caring about hockey. Finland is tainted by pesapoop and Norway is focused on doping and wearing things bigger than ice skates.
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>>74753713
>those forwards
dear god
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>>74753635
What a great post! :D
>>
sweden and usa are gays
at least kanada straight and manly
>>
wtf i hate finaln now
sweden is my new friend
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>>74753713
I would put Coyle as a center over Granlund. Granlund has had a career year since being moved to win.
Pretty decent team though.
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>>74753635
>>best european forward of all time
>forsberg
>not jagr or fedorov
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>>74753604
I didn't have a subscription but I would religiously read Duck stories. We had "Comics" here, a comic book dedicated to Disney, it was monthly. Wait, I was a subscriber.
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>>74753713
Andersen > Mrazek
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>>74753790
swedopedo posters keep trying to act like everybody's mom, its very weird
>>
>>
any finn or swede want to hook me up with some general snus?
i can send a 3/4 full bottle of pure canadian maple syrup in return
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>players with two last names
Could their dads be any more cucked?
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>>74753635
Best euro goalie is Tretiak
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>>74753820
>le longevity meme xDDDD
forsberg is literally lemieux-lite, he also has loyalty and patriotism to his country and modo club which jagr and fedorov dont
nice try but keep getting mad at superior swedish hokkei
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>>74753865
Pretty sure RNH's parents are divorced
>>
>>74753713
great forwards, okay goaltending, and wew-tier defense
>>74753830
wrong. andersen is a big game choker
>>
>>74753851
Just had to do something about the disorder here! ;)
>>74753862
Pretty sure you can just order it online
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>>74753866
>>74753820
>russia
>european
pick one you nerds
t. ivan popovich from kazan
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>>74753713
Blueline kinda sucks beyond the top pairing
>>74753830
he could be the backup
>>
>>74753891
only thing similar between forsberg and lemieux is their ability to get banged up and heavily injured on the regular. not sure forsberg has ever been the best player on his own teams.
>>
>>74753891
>orsberg is literally lemieux-lite
Yeah because he's an injury prone bust. Jagr has multiple Art Rosses while Forsberg has just one.
>>
>>74752963
great post
>>74753830
great post
>>74753901
bad post
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>>74753865
What a faggot lol
Go Oilers
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>>74753926
russia is european. hell, kazan is in europe too. geography is real hard huh.
>>
>Canada has a more recent cup win than Jagr
Makes me think
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>>74754000
nice trips
Only part of Russian is geographically europe
>>
>>74753934
Mrzaek you mean? I agree
>>
>>74753963
>>74753959
>mad
>at superior swedish hockey
lmaoing @ ur life
>>
>>74747985
I just realised that's Henrik Haapala. Gonna get an NHL deal 2bh
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>>74754024
>Only part of Russian is geographically europe
Yeah, the part where most Russian players are from
>b-but muh Malkin
>>
>>74754024
true, but that part is where they all came from. also the economic, cultural, political, and demographic core of russia
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POBIBOPIDO PERKELE MA MA KALE PAPPU MANNISKA SPROLOLO YKSI KAKSI UUSINET TURKUUIKKO ALKO ALKO! JUKKASJARVI PEKKA MUKKO
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>>74754046
>trying to kiss the ass of the poster who kisses everybody else's ass
wew
>>
can someone please make a webm out of this? It will be much appreciated.
https://www.nhl.com/video/halls-beautiful-breakaway-tally/t-277350912/c-50443103
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>>74754036
It's sad that you actually believe this.
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>rags
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>>74754132
>posting objective truths
>brown nosing
canadians are so fucking dumb
>>
@grease
no
>>
@74754135
how about you ask over on /r/hockey you ugly little shitskin
reminder that grease is NOT WHITE
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>>74754135
Here you go my friend
video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
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>debbies
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>tfw made the webm of hall's goal last night because im a debbies fan
>not going to post it because i dont want grease to get his nonwhite hands on it
i posted it elsewhere on 4chan though :^)
>>
stop bullying greese please
>>
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>>74754341
>t. Philthy schizo
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>>74754102
>>74754077
Aaah, yes, sorry, missunderstood your post(s)
>>
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what is this expression trying to convey
>>
>spelled "Suomi"
>pronounced "Finland"
Somebody explain this shit
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Anyone want some free Roger Gamecentre + accounts? I got two left.
[Viewership of this post requires a Bettman Gold Account]
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>>74754455
>Soumi
Finnish name for Finland
>Finland
How everyone else says it
C'mon man
>>
>>74754499
I don't understand, can you extrapolate further?
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>>74754471
god fuck yourself kid
>>
>>74754302
>Greeks
>doing something themselves, ever
why do you think they are in debt?
>>
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>>74754499
Type it Soumi one more time...
>>
>>74754455
>spelled "New Zealand"
>pronounced "poo peeland"
really activates my neurons
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>>74754615
Suomi*
Sorry Finland
>>
>>74754615
Soumi pilkunnussija
>>
>>74754302
thanks my man, but this site converts it with sound and so it can't be posted here.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5TNj0QYbOk
Give me one good argument on why fighting shouldnt be banned in juniors.
>>
>>74754712
wtf they are just hammering their helmets?? are they retarded?
>>
>>74754712
because fighting exists at the professional level.
>>
>>74754732
>are they retarded?
frog names, so probably, t.b.h.
>>
I'm just going to leave this here.
>>
>>74753820
can confirm, Fedorov played defense because he felt like it
better than forsberg for sure
>>
>>74754627
Very good post friend.
>>74754537
Spelled "crick"
Pronounced "cuck"
Huh
>>
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>>74754615
suumee XDDD
>>
>>74754787
Of course not, that's the Flames
>brodie the next keith
>monahan the next toews
>gaudreau the next kane
>>
>>74754787
>Whitecaps
>neither is white
what did they mean by this?
>>
>>74754712
this video is on the front page of /r/hockey
go back cuck
>>
>>74754787
no one bandwagons the leafs tho and torontoans actually know what hockey is
>>
>>74754787
Well they got the "Be shit until you finally get to draft first overall and select an American HOFer" part down
>>
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>>74754845
>not going to readit for highlights
>>
>>74754831
Equally as stupid.
>>
>>74754787
>>74754831
Oilers are the next Pens
>McDavid as Crosby
>Drai as Malkin
>Pulju as Phil
>Klefbom as Letang
>>
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Your pics lads:
NY Rangers@Minnesota
Chicago@Toronto
Montréal@Ottawa
Washington@Tampa Bay
Nashville@Carolina
St. Louis@Arizona
Vancouver@Edmonton
Anaheim@San Jose
Colorado@Detroit
Columbus@NY Islanders
>>
Which 2016 top 5 pick drafted player will lift the cup first?
>>
>>74754615
What are you gonna do, sou mi?
>>
>>74755044
wild
hawks
habs
caps
preds
bloos
oilels
shorks
>ded wings
>poo jack-its
>>
>>74755050
Pulu.
The Jackets aren't going to win it anytime soon.
>>
>>74755050
will any of them?
maybe nylander and marner will carry matthews to a cup
>>
>>74755044
rangers
leafs
senators
washington
nashville
st louis
edmonton
anaheim
detroit
columbus
>>
>>74755050
the one that gets traded first
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Sorted by points, pictured is the overall draft position
name that draft year
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>>74755190
2012.
>>
>>74755190
2013
>>
>>74755208
false
>>
>yfw colorado loses the draft lottery
>>
>>74755190
1999
Sedin
Sedin
Zetterberg
Someone else
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>>74755256
correct
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>>74755242
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probably easy
name that draft year
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>>74755455
1936
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>>74755242
>they fall to 4th
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>>74755455
Datsyuk draft
>>
>>74749624
Daily reminder the cantpucks picked Virtanen over Ehlers, Nylander, Larkin and Pastrnak
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>>74755548
Daily reminder that minnesota busted it's entire state by missing out on Yzerman and they never won a cup
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>>74755242
>the wings win the lottery and go on another 25 year playoff streak
>>
>watching the matrix on TV waiting for games
>jeepers creepers
>shucks
I had forgot about TV edits of movies
>>74755455
I don't think anyone remembers what number le can't skate man was drafted
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>>74755538
technically right, finland is awarded half a point
Canada leads with 1 point
name the draft year
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>>74747227
rags doggo
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This is every defenceman from the ???? draft that played in the NHL. Goals-assists-points PIM
>>74755786
By points? 1985. Simpson at the top, Clark from Toronto
>>
>>74755786
1984
Lemieux
>>
>>
>>74755828
>By points? 1985. Simpson at the top, Clark from Toronto
Just checked, I'm wrong
>>
damn even hnic pregame is shitting on matthews
what a bust
>>
>>74755681
>implying wongs will get 1st pick
bettman already rigged it for the vegas piss knights, that's why they already signed nolan patrick's linemate
>>
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>>74755836
Correct
Canada 2
Finland .5
Everyone else 0
Name that rookie season
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preds game tonight lads. always hate playing carolina because i like their team desu. they also do a good job of triggering canashits.
>tfw >our finnish memetendies try to lose >us the game but based sweden comes and saves us
me third from the left btw
>>
>st pats jerseys
>names and numbers on them
ya blew it toronto
>>
>>74747329
Excellent post. Here's your well deserved but extremely late (You).
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HASB @ SNES - Official thread
>>74755985
>>74755985
>>74755985
>>
>>74755938
forsberg
>>
>>74755970
>redditors/relocanes
not sure who i want to meme on more here
>>
>>74755938
forsberg?
>>
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>>74756116
Correct
Canada 2
Finlan 1.5
Everyone else 0
This famous line combo played for which team?
>>
>>74756125
aho vs saros is fairly dank
>>
>>74756170
reminder that the teen hockey one is better
>>
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>preds broadcast on one channel
>canes broadcast on another channel
i live in neither of the carolinas nor tennessee
and im gonna be cheeky and put one broadcast on in the living room and the other in my bedroom :^)
>>
>>74756316
you absolute madman
>>
>>74756157
Canadiens?
>>
>>74756316
Too bad no one else is there to witness it.
>>
>>74756350
no
Canada 2
Finland 1.5
Grease -1
>>
>>74756316
MODS!
>>
>>74756316
Canes actually has a good one anon. I recommend it.
t. >rags lurker
>>
>>74756394
>-1
you can't put negative points, just keep me on zero
>>
>all these preds """""""""""fans""""""""""" showing up
>>
>74756399
>74756399
>74756399
Leafs vs Blackhawks
>>
>>74756316
reminder that if your team has cheer leaders, you're not a real team
>>
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>>74756157
>>
>>74756462
Fact
Mascots are excepted
>>
>>74756460
FUCK
>>74756399
>>74756399
>>74756399
>>74756399
leafs v blackhawks
>>
>>74756410
This, Forslund is based
>>
>>74756470
>finland hockey knowledge
>>74756480
mascots are optional
more of an AHL thing since the games arent as fun
>>
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>>74756449
I never said you could save my OC. I cropped that, now delete this post.
>>
>tfw this man WILL win the cup
>>
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>mad
>at qt southern belles
why are floyovers and canashits so stupid ugly smelly?
>>
>>74756157
is it the legion of doom?
>>
>>74756546
ok, jamal kareem
>>
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The answer was Whalers
Canada 2
Finlan 1.5
Grease -1
commercial break
>>
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its a good read lads although hes a bit of a christcuck. kind of explains his shit calls sometimes when a magicskyfairy tells you what to do
>>
>>74756546
wait are you calling others flyovers?
>>
>>74756157
Oh shit I give up... wait
2011 and the bruins
>>
>>74756606
kek
nice
but I 'm zero
>>
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I've got to work. Now that real games are starting bullying is allowed. Please don't be too harsh to Finlan though.
>>
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>>74756611
atlanta isn't flyover friend
>>
http://money.cnn.com/2017/03/18/news/usa-womens-hockey-equal-pay/index.html
who knew
>>
>>74756647
who cares
>>
>>74756636
atlanta is change planes and depart: the city
>>
does anybody else have the post screen not disappear once your post has been registered?
>>
>>74756647
>no one watches women's hockey
>huur pay usss like world class athletes using ur profits
>>
>>74756647
Bummer. Women's hockey is a complete fucking joke, but CAN/USA is always a good watch. It's just dumb to have a tourney when every other country plays only for bronze.
That said, good on them. USA hockey knows that people only care about CANvUSA. Put the squeeze on them and milk a few bucks why not.
That said, how much does the Canada organization pay their women's national team?
>>
>>74756735
This. Should've stayed in the kitchen and had 5+ kids
>>
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>>74756696
So flythru, not flyover :^)
>based publix: 10
>stupid ugly smelly flyover nigger: -3
>>
>>74756802
if atlanta isn't flyover, how come they couldn't keep a team?
>>
Canada 2
Finlan 1.5
Grease -1
Name that draft year: The last overall and the first overall won a stanley cup together
>>
>>74756929
1908
Prove me wrong
>>
>>74756945
no drafts in 1908
>>
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dumb memers, this is a map of flyovers. red is flyover country
>>
Matthews gonna break out with 3 point game.
>>
>>74756929
2005, Crosby and Hörnqvist
>>
perds relocanes
>>74756991
>>74756991
>>74756991
>>74756991
game thread
>>
>>74756929
2005
>>
>>74756929
1993
Martin St. Louis and whoever
>>
>>74757004
:(
>>
Is Lundqvist injured again? Didn't Raanta play last nigth?
>>
>>74757004
>>74757012
yes
Canada 2
Finland 2.5
Grease -1
>>
>when you're the worst nhl brother of 3
>>
>>74756802
>loses team to winniniggers
flyover and beta as fuck
>>
>>74757046
Yeah, but he'll be back for the ploffs
>>
>>74757045
I deleted it so you can get a point, friend
>>
what the FUCK are the laffs wearing
>>
>>74757077
Looks like he already counted a point for you. But thank you, I really appreciate the gesture, please keep the point :)
>>
>>74757093
St Pats throwbacks
>>
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ez pz
Draft year, sorted by points, canada doesnt show up in the top 10
>>
>>74757144
the question is: which draft year
bonus point: who drafted the brit
>>
>>74757144
1990
>>
>>74757144
1990
Jagr
>>
>>74757144
1990
>>
>>74757187
the nordiques
and he was irish you fuck
>>
Canada 2
Finland 3
Sweden 1.5
Grease -1
>>
>>74757234
North Irish
>>
>>74757234
Northern Ireland, so he was british ;^)
>>
>>74757188
oops, this guy was right
>>74757234
too late
>>
>>74757268
>>74757278
holy shit you're right, i would have sworn he was from the republic
>>
Would Werenski have won the calder against Panarin lasy year?
>>
>>74757306
Potato niggers can't skate
>>
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Name the player
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>>74757334
>Panarin
>Columbus
>Werenski
>Columbus
No
>>
>>74757360
Potvin
>>
based skinner
>>
>>74757390
>Panarin
>Columbus
Oops
>>
>>74757334
ghostmeme didn't so no
>>
>Minnesota in charge of lamps
>>
>>74757360
Brett Hull
>>
>>74757360
Fedorov?
>>
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>>74757534
negative, ghost rider
>>
>>74757005
another 0+0 game
a generational bust
>>
>>74757565
no he didnt win the byng
>>
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FINN
IN
BIN
>>
>tfw drunk
>tfw dont really want to watch hoggei
i might play some videogames, maybe some edf. thoughts?
>>
>>74757587
he just scored
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>>74757587
Not possible, since he already has a goal
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>>74757360
additional info
>>
>>74757587
what did you say?
>>74757568
what's the AS?
>>
LE GODTHEWS UNBUST. WE CALDER AND PLAYOFFS NOW @@@@
a laffer, probably
>>
>>74757641
Joe Sakic
>>
You might be wondering "is he going to score 59 points? Or 60?" Well... do you feel lucky? Well do you? Cuck.
>>
>>74757670
Sweden wins
Canada 2
Finland 3
Sweden 2.5
Grease -1
a moment while I find another question
>>
>>74757693
>tfw predicted 2 and 3 points tonight/tomorrow
>mfw it's true
>>
>>74757641
Chelios?
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>>74757712
:)
Thank you, friend
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>>74757718
>chelios
>118 points
are you even trying
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>>74757753
I know there's 3 defensemen who got over 110 points or something like that, Orr, Potvin and I can't remember the 3rd
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>>74757798
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Name that player
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>>74757855
yes, Coffey, thanks
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>>74757855
Paul Coffee the Gretzky babby
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>good ol' Minnesota boy scored against the wild
Pottery
Most underrated rookie in the league btw
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>>74757887
>>74757887
>>74757887
Wild vs >rags
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Kek, Hanson brothers behind the Wild bench
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M A T T G O D
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anyone watching caps bolts? How was the kucherov goal?
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>>74758104
This game Lit
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>>74757888
Mike Sillinger
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>>74758216
Finland 4
Sweden 2.5
Canada 2
USA and other relevant countries: 0
Grease -1
that's it for today
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>>74758244
Finland reigns supreme as always
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>>74758244
Thanks for a nice quiz :)
>>74758216
Congratulations Finland, well done :)
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>>74758104
killorn's was better
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>don cherry will never give you words of inspiration during a tough time
why live
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>>74758371
>not being a good ol' Ontario boy
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i will donate all of my points to sweden to help against the mongol menace
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>>74758371
>don cherry will die in your lifetime
feels good desu
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>>74758398
Thanks for the support. But finns are good people on the inside, it just takes some time sometimes before you can see that :)
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>>74758104
cooch put one in after a string of 2-3 shots, he was passed the rebound
killorn's was way more impressive, juked the defense and put it past the goalie while falling over
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.. Jerseys or sweaters?
I always called them Jerseys, seeing people calling it sweaters
What's the right word /hoc/?
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>>74758525
jersey is what you wear on the ice
sweater is what you wear over a shirt
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>>74758525
They're jerseys now that they are made of an artificial material, sweaters back when they were made of actual material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZyDsF-Gp3o
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Arvidsson is elite
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oh look its another episode of "sweden saves the day after stupid finnish """"""""""goaltenders"""""""""""" try to piss it away" episode
fuck you finland
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>>74758577
>literally passing to the Canes players
second goal was peak Finn
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>>74758544
>>74758556
Aaah right, cheers guys
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Why do all the fluke goals happen to >us
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a few years ago budweiser ran a series of ads about a giant goal light at the north pole, does anyone know what happened to that?
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imagine being traded as an nhl player. you fly all the way across the continent to a city youve never been to but will be your home for the next 3 years. imagine how that feels? yeah the gm and coach tries to make you feel welcome, take you for dinner but in one day its time to work.
you get to the arena and meet the staff. equipment guys are there right away to help you settle in. get how you like your skates, that kind of stuff. and then its time to meet the boys. boys are cool, make you feel welcome. of course you know them, you've played against most of them, and alongside of them.
and then in the very back, you see him. your goalie, the one who you need to rely on to steal games for you. the guy who makes or breaks your season. always a little weird, but thats okay. but theres one big fucking problem.
he's finnish.
how would you feel /hoc/?
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>>74758694
I would call my mom and cry
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>>74758694
i would accidentally fall on his leg during practice and break it, everyone would pretend it was an accident but privately they would thank me for saving their careers
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>>74758694
Imagine that specific team being the stars
The main and the backup..
uuh
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>>74758765
desu i wrote it with the perds in mind. the worst part is theres an autist here that thinks saros is elite
and rinne is even worse. look at this nigger, just look at him. this face literally says "i will never win a cup and neither will anyone on my team."
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>>74758800
I genuinly believed the Saros praising were jokes and memes
Yeh don't like Rinne either
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>>74758800
>pecker innie
is that a finnish thing?
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so skinner is pretty much the best skater in nhl history right?
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>>74758885
MUH AGILITY
lol
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>>74758885
Shame he plays for the canes
he's elite
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>>74758800
Saros is elite, but he doesn't get enough games.
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>>74758885
heh
not bad kid, youve got some chops, youll be good one day
but until then, and never forget this, im the king
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>>74758913
*nordiques
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guys i think i might be racist
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>>74759025
desu I reckon with the "hardcore" atmosphere Quebec supports would bring, it'd motivate most of Canes players to perform better
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>>74759075
that's what they said about Winnipeg and it's the same shitty team
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>>74759097
i'd say winnipeg sucked the life out of some players. bogosian and enstrom are the first to come to mind. kane was pretty good when he had other niggers to hang out with in the city
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is it worse to have a good team that fails to meet expectations or a bad team?
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Hello out there
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>>74759054
probably, everyone is racist
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*busts*
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>>74759198
>doesnt bust
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>>74759167
Bad team because you usually need the GM to be fired for it to get better
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>>74759167
While they both suck, it's at least nice to be somewhat optimistic because the team is always in contention. Take it from an Oilers fan, a long streak of sucking is not fun. At least teams like the Caps and Sharks have given their fans something to be hopeful about.
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>>74759161
keep making excuses faggot
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Who has the biggest dick in the NHL?
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>>74759265
Simmonds
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>>74759265
i heard a rumor around edmonton that mcdavids dick is like a foot long and thicc
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>>74759265
pulju
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>>74759265
Getzlaf no contest
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>>74759296
God I want to suck her tits
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>>74759299
This. Functional retards are scientifically proven to have huge schlongs.
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>>74759175
hello
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>>74759208
>>74759198
>>74759198
are these shopped? what the fuck is wrong with his helmet?
god i fucking hate fins
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>>74759167
Bad team if you aren't a fairweather faggot
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>>74759480
what about it?
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>>74759480
>tfw to intelligent too normal helmet
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>>74759407
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>>74759167
I'm a Caps fan. Even though the playoff crapouts have been disappointing, it has been a hell of a lot of fun watching them beat up on the league for a decade. Better than if they had sucked IMO.
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>snes
Bob Cole just called a goal a "happening"
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>>74759850
Beautiful
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500 for
>rags
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