Steak City Grillers vs Chels' sea Game Thread

first for batshuayi to be subbed on in the 89th minute.

>>74744019
Chelsea pls win so i can laugh at Arsenal even harder
>>74744054
>89th
>not 90+2

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go steaks

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>>74744054
Poor Bateman, he's not even that bad when he finally gets a chance. At least he fucking tries, unlike Costa after the China offer.

>Hughes is resting Shaqiri so he can get some playing time for Switzerland, and be back at full fitness when he comes back

>>74744054

Michy has to leave ASAP
Shoud've stayed in Marseille to begin with

>welcome to the bet365

time for a quick pregame fap

stoke fans are so ugly lol

How the fuck are >we supposed to win this without Hazard? This is exactly the type of game he's needed the most.

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*fluffs his lines during a glorious chance*

>>74744130
>Shaqiri
>fit

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Grass pattern triggering my autism 2bh

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

>>74744326
I quite like it desu

>>74744322
I don't get it desu. Surely he should be saying Shaqiri is still trying to get back to maximum fitness, and shouldn't be released for international duty for that reason.

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>>74744322

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Let's go!

cucked by swiss fa

Nice """""ref""""" we got today

Also
>wet sperm

Top kek

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>tfw Hazard injured and he prolly won't play against Greece

>>74744525
>caring about international games outside wc/ec

>watching Everton and Chelsea's future striker
>beautifully creates space for the first goal

ezpz

What the fug

BAMBOOOZLED

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: )

stream where

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WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN

>STEAK

WHAT THE FUCK

willian doing aurelio

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WILL

cheeky will i am

Great goal tho

WILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN

based free kick specialist

I hope Chelsea go bankrupt the cunts

diabolical keeping

Based Poodro

>>74744578
filtered

That was some meme goal.

>>74744551
But that's a WC qualifier.

>>74744604
Who are you saying this to?

why is lee grant starting for a midtable club?

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>>74744622

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>>74744604
ok

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>diego

If this is how he intends to play from now on he might as well just go to China.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>74744686
They're coming for you.

>>74744686
russian hackers

Chelsea are fucking shit to watch

Based Costa telling William what to do.

Ok I take it back, that was really nicely done by Costa.

>>74744728
t. Arsenal fan

>>74744728

turn it off and leave the thread then

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thanks dickhead now i have to look for another stream

realistically who will chelsea get to replace costa next season?
conte may get some mediocre player like llorente

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FIGHT

AND

WIN

>>74744728
That backheel from Willian
>shit

Is that you Arsene?

>No webm
>9/10 flags not even form the UK

Hate Chelsea threads, just go into the /epl/ and stop wasting space

>>74744766
lel what the fug

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What's for breakfast bros, frankie here

>>74744792
This

>>74744782
It will be Lukaku for sure.Don't really think he'll be good enough but Chelsea will lose Bego and JT so they'll need homegrown players, so that's killing two birds with one stone really.

>>74744792
Oh look, another assblasted britbong ABC. Surprising

>>74744782
Andrea Belotti

Would be surprised if contes even here next season

How come Michy can't even get 5 minutes on a pitch, let alone 10?

>>74744852
why lol

> luiz actually dead

>>74744856
hes shite

>luiz's shoulder out
>keeps going

>>74744857

Seems like a dick from his time at juve

>>74744857
Because the board is up to their usual stick of fucking up when >we finally have a good thing going.

>>74744782
Where has this meme about Costa wanting to leave come from? He's the big man at a top club winning trophies, earning loads, enjoying luxury lifestyle in London, got plenty of other hue pals. Why realistically would he want to move to the toxic shithole of China and fade into obscurity

>>74744895
It'll be fine, there's no rush to get it signed, Conte wants to stay.

>>74744895
how are they fucking up?

>>74744898

>I started following football last month

Hardly surprising in a chelsea thread

>>74744856
>Michy is thick as pigshit
>Conte surprised that players only have a 10' attention span

>>74744926
There's no source for this bs rumour, Costa himself has said numerous times he's staying

>fucked up free kick ends up in fb with a chipped through ball to the other fb in the center
kek

That's a fucking foul

>>74744915
I don't know exactly how, but it seems to always be a conflict between the board and whoever manages Chelsea.

lol trolled

>>74745012
you're always really pessimistic lighten up senpai

kek at berahino

so useless

>>74744409
faggot

>offside

World class refereeing

I adore alonso's crossing sometimes

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> its a foul
> calls on offside

>>74745043
Wasn't an offside. Berahino pushed azpi whcih ended up in a freekick

Good call by the linesman.
That was a foul

At first I thought they confused the nog that scored with the one that was in offside.

>>74744812
lukaku is perfect player for conte's system too but he will be really expensive and raiola will probably push his move to manure
>>74744823
too expensive
>>74744898
sure we don't know whether costa really wanted to move china or not but one thing for sure is that costa becomes garbage after that rumour

>>74745062
He fouled him while offside

>Cashit
>Shithill

NO ERA
>NO ERA
NO ERA
>NO ERA
NO ERA
>NO ERA
NO ERA
>NO ERA

This ref

kek ref

>Cahill

>Chelsea getting more decisions

Gonna sturggle real bad next season

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>cahill

>'make up call'

>>74745062
>>74745073
ref signaled indirect fk, which is for offside, not foul

there is a campaign against Chelsea

>>74745062
offside because the player disrupt the goalkeeper's view

>Stoke in charge of not cheating

>This ref

>>74745120

They get the most decisions for them alongside tottenham

Good Benal :Dd

That was Suarez-tier diving.

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sí era men

ref succumbing to crowd pressure

>This """"""""ref""""""""

Costa is a little bitch, hope he gets his ass kicked.

>michy's face during that whole event

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>>74745105
>chelsea getting decisions
>inocuous penalty decision in favor of stoke

You daft?

Chelshit BTFO

He pushed his man in an offside position position. He was therfore interfering with play. If he had of just stood there goal would have stood as he would not have been interfering with play and not offside. Berahinobis such an idiot in this regard. Ref is doing well.

poor diego :(

Why is Conte so calm this game?

>>74745187
>ref was doing well
ftfy

>>74745182

>One good decision overides 100 bad ones

>Ref wants to give foul goal
>Ref gives bullshit penalty

Can't wait for this match to be over

>this stoke murder ball

>>74745170
he's such a scumbag. i'm glad cameron got right in his ugly face

Hope cahill dies tbqh

I kinda hope costa can't continue this game because of this knock

costa off before he's sent off desu

Magic sponge detected. He will be fine lads...

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Hah fucking wanker guy in the crowd

This little faggot costa

This is fucking bullshit, no different from Mouyes tactics. They are fucking blatantly ganging up on Costa to either injure or frustrate him. Get this shit of my screen.

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>this game

>pedro

>>74745217
>referees make good decisions ever

If your football is good enough you will win 9 times out of 10.

Willian is fucking useless

>>74745248
I'm a Chelsea fan but lad, that's football. Can't control your anger then you gonna get targeted. It's not right but it's fair.

>>74745256
What about draw?

Costa is so fucking shit

>pedshit

how many time did costa fall down already?

>>74745278
There are rules against this shit you know?

Stoke could really use Delap in this game

>>74745248

He's making the most of it like that cunt hazard

>>74745278
That doesn't justify viciously attacking him. Say some mean shit in his ear if you want to play like a bitch, don't try to injure the fucking guy.

luiz ded

>>74745303
7 or 8 times at least, and the only time he was actually fouled was on the Bardsley yellow. Every other time he's either run into or grabbed a defended and fallen over on his own. The softest bitch in world soccer, he singlehandedly makes Chelsea an unlikable team.

what a sloppy game

>>74745281
Then your play overall in the match wasn't good enough. If you score more goals, the ref can't do anything

>>74745324
Hazard is far and above the most fouled in the league fag got. Of course he is going to milk it so he gets some protection from the ref and not get injured.

>>74745329

He's diving you fucking idiot

falling asleep desu bit tired

>post hating on poor Diego
>american flag
Everytime

>>74745376
>and not get injured
Hazard is remarkably sturdy for a dribbling manlet.

>>74745341
>he singlehandedly makes Chelsea an unlikable team
this

What happened to Hazard?

>>74745341
>soccer

>>74745449
Injured

>>74745449
Injured in training

>>74745449
injured

>>74745375
>referees dont matter if you play good enough

so what
most games still depend on the ref to not fuck things up

When did the refereeing in the league become so bad? Or was it always this bad?

>>74745449

Probably for the better.

Could you imagine the fouls he'd be getting this game?

Ref has been fucking shit.

COME ON YOU GRILLERS

>>74745525
B A S E D
K
E
N
Y
A

>>74745329
You are a pussy, this is well within the laws of the game. My Potters should go in even harder I would say

>>74745525
R A R E

>>74745487
No, they don't. It's weak to blame your failure on a bad refereeing decision. Or even 2 or 3. Unless the referee is blatantly making every call against you, awarding multiple penalties, sending off multiple players, there's no case. Just score more goals.

luiz GOAT

>>74745677
what if youre playing for 0-0 and then get a bullshit penalty decision against you

>>74745677
The issue is when in really even games refs make bad decisions. An extra goal can make a huge difference when both teams are in the same level.

>>74745724
HURR JUST SCORE A GOAL BRO

>>74745449
Hazard is kill

holy shit kante is a GOD

>It's a Chelsea pretends to struggle but wins anyway episode

Ugh, it's all a fucking ruse.

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>this refball

>FUCKING HELL

COME ON, WILLIE ANN

berahino is complete shit

>>74745677
>americans

Why is Chelshit so useless without refball?

>>74745898
because you touch yourself at night

Ref is giving the game to Chelshit, what is this

fuck off costa

Get Michy on before Costa sees red. It's not worth keeping him on unless >we get a goal to show for it and the way he's playing right now is no indication of that happening.

>chelsea thread
>99% of posters are JFs

Every time.

alonso take it please

>>74746049
>Oh look it's this comment again

chimpout

kek what's wrong with that nigger?

trollbar

>le aggravated even though the offender is trying to apologize meme

Why does footballers do this?

>>74746049
>1 (ONE) english player in the starting XI

>>74745724
If you're playing for a 0-0 draw you're the inferior team so I don't see your point.

>"calm down puto, if I wanted to kill you you wouldn't be standing"

>>74746113
and that only English player caused a penalty.

there's a reason Chelsea is top of the league.

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>>74746113

fucking nigger starting a fight

sick of these monkeys

>>74746137
>gets into a car
>runs him over
>gets drunk after that to make it look like an accident

>>74746172
How was he starting the fight? Alonso is the one who shoved him in the back.

>>74746190
What? Are you blind? Alonso was saying sorry, it was clearly momentum that had him being pushed into him yet that mongoloid nigger was wanting to knock him out.

>>74746190
you don't think he overreacted severely? or in other words: chimpout?

>>74746126
>if you're the inferior team you shouldn't even play
Apologies for my fellow americans

>>74746190
>american comes to defend his fellow chimp

EVERY. TIME.

>>74745736
This is really the only valid argument in favor of refball. But it is rarely the case and there are lots of things a team can do to counter a bad decision, i.e. passing better, defending cohesively, using a better formation against your opponent's, I just don't believe a ref has as much influence over a match as /sp/, who always blame everything on refball.

Cheeky Marcos A.

>>74746126
what are you actually arguing then?

>>74745880
>chileans

>>74746233
>playing for a 0-0 draw

At least quote the entire post. American """literacy""" strikes again

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>Attempts 1-13
>"""""chelsea""""" """""finishing"""""

>>74746257
That a team who is playing better than the other will get the favorable result more often than not. A 0-0 draw is not a favorable result unless it's a knockout tie, and even then you should at least be trying for a 1-0 victory.

>replay chance and show costa's face for a minute
>grant still not ready for goal kick when game comes back

>>74746305
>literacy
>adding in the irrelevant text
Hey Pablo

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>mfw watching this entire game

cheeky cheek winner?

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>mfw watching this entire game

>unironically subbing in RLC

>>74746382
If you can't see the difference between playing a match and playing for a 0-0 draw there's not much I can help you with.

Fuck stoke and this ref

>can't help you
Sure can't, since this appears to be your first week watching football

>ramadan
lmao

>chelshit
unsurprising

CASHIT

>>74746560
>(You)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

J U S T

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>>74746527
The ref who gave the match to Chelsea?

>>74746357
but how do you define "play better"
if a supposedly inferior team playing for a draw defends great by constantly denying goal scoring opportunities then i would say they played better. one bad penalty decision could ruin the game for them

Cahill redeeming himself.

This was expected desu

CAHILL ABSOLUTE LEGEND

EBGC

ENGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>74746582
>(You)
Here you go, pal.

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the call that saved Chelsea

>close stream because the game is shit
>suddenly a goal
:^)

JUSTICE FOR THE GOOD GUYS! FUCK STOKE ON TRENT

just a reminder of how this corner came about

kek at pieters

>>74746582
kek at bait too

>>74746585
The guy has no idea what he means mate, don't fret

>>74746582
>this flag

Zouma is a handsome lad honestly

>>74746608
same

>plays like shit
>scores jammy as fuck last minute winner anyway

I fucking hate this shithouse team so much. Why can't Arsenal have as much luck?

lol conte

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YES WE WON FUCK THE HATERS!!

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LMAO

>>74746634
because they lack character and tenacity

>>74746542
You truly have made your point.

>CONTE
What a god.

ENGLANDS BRAVE GARY CAHILL

>>74746629
He looks like aliens from Terraformars.

>>74746634

It's not all luck. Chelsea players just happen to have spines

based Gary replacing Terry with clutch goals from corner kicks

how much added time?

>>74746656
I know mate, wish it was tree hockey too so every team but chel and city could tank for the draft

>ruben loftus-shit

>>74746680
he really has taken that mantle. thank you englands brave

> gives a pen
> gets redeemed

Based Gary

he's not the greatest, but I fucking love Gary Cahill

>Conte hanging from the fucking subs box

Fucking amazing

Shocker, another undeserved yellow when chelshit player flops

>Arsenal only got 3 points out of their last 5 matches
The powergap in London is real.

knick the 3 points and get the hell out of stoke

meanwhile Lukaku getting 2 goals in stoppage time

>>74746748
What did he mean by this?

Who /sweaty/ here?

>>74746247 was my answer to that question previously
>>74746585

>>74746748
this man is the greatest thing that happened to chelsea in a long time

>>74746748
Glad to see Jose "no fun allowed" Mouhrino a good replacement

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>>74746634
>+10 years of chelsea having "good luck"
>+10 years of arsenal having "bad luck"
to think theres people who actually believe this

>>74746748
WHAT A MADMAN

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>>74746743
Look at this.

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>>74746777
here

>walter pen stoke's only shot on target

How do Stoke fans do it?

>>74746748
impossible to hate gonde

>>74746807
they would do well in the championship

wew lad

About fucking time. Fuck off Stoke

>>74746832
It's hard dude

>that tackle
>that position
>95'
idiot

>>74746807
LMAO

>>74746748
[Chimping intensifies]

>being sent off in the last second
Why do they do this

>>74746748
MADMAN

conte is so cute :3

>>74746881
there's nothing else to do in stoke-on-trent

>>74746832
They must have not been very stoked for this match...

>>74746807
That win against Hull must have been sweet

holy fuck based gonde

>>74746696
I hate basketball, but I appreciate your stereotyping and complete refusal to offer a coherent rebuttal like a true American.

i fucking love gonde

damn the team really looks happy

Was Cahill the chaddest player on the pitch today?

I'm in actual tears of joy from just watching Conte. He's such a goofball, I'm getting emotionally attached to this magnificent bastard

>>74746748
Webm where.

>>74746748
lel
e
l

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>>74746748

Champions elect la

>>74746781
>this is rarely the case
why do you say that

> lots of things a team can do to counter a bad decision
those things help you "play better", they dont counter bad decisions

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>>74747045
based Conte

>>74746748
Why the fuck is a grown ass man acting like he won the CL after a routine win against Stoke on a warm Saturday afternoon?

>>74747137

Because Hermann, showing emotion is a normal response for human beings but a robot like yourself will not understand.

10 more games, potential 13 points difference on #2, but will probably be 10.

Next opponents:
Crystal Palace (H)
Man City (H)
Bournemouth (A)
Man United (A)
Everton (A)
Middlesbrough (H)
West Brom (A)
Snuderland (H)

A couple of hard games, but should be in the bag.

>>74747137
You don't feel happy when Justice is delivered against a fucking shitty team that aims for your legs more than the ball?

>>74747215
Man City has Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea in a row. Liverpool do well against top 6 teams, Arse should lose and City lost 3-1 (only getting an own goal) at home last time

>>74747278
There is still Spuds. Realistically it is between Spuds and City if anyone is gonna catch Chelsea.

>>74747297
Kane is out though

>>74747211
Showing emotion and being hysteric are different fucking things. Even if he wins some Micky Mouse cup, why not humping the entire stadium but going crazy over a routine win (That doesn't change anything about their situation) is kinda embarrassing.

>>74747239
Sounds like your average Stoke performance.

>>74747215

Well I imagine Chelsea will be mathematically champions by mid April.

>>74746926
What am I supposed to rebut? You made no argument, just mestizo sperg about teams playing for a draw should just lose kek

>>74747340
It's an entertainment thing. He entertains people by doing that kind of shit. People are successfully entertained and like him more. Popularity is important in the entertainment business. He probably doesn't give a shit deep inside.

Good result, not the best game. The win was more about tenacity than actual football, although that has always been the case for Chelsea. Costa keeps underwhelming.

>>74747340
Well, it's like you want to find reason in it, but he just can't help it. If it's embarrassing I guess he's an embarrassing guy.

>>74747449
>he probably doesn't give a shit deep inside

this man lives & breathes football dude, this is just utter passion