Lets get comfy for the most boring monument of the season. Breakaway of nobodies has been established, including a dude with diabetes. 250km to go. Lets hope theres going to be fireworks on the Poggio, but thatll still be a while.
2agan to win?
>>74740771
probably
>>74740614
The last hill is the mysthic of Milan-Sanremo
Tfw to hung over to go to my computer..
>>74740614
>eurosport only showing Milan-San Remo on their PayTV channel
fucking faggots
anyway
all in for my boy Pe1er 2agan
Bora crew represent
>>74741105
>tfw Sagan rides as an individual and it doesnt matter what team he is in
I like Bora because I like Buchmann, I just cant relate Sagan to Bora desu, he is a one man team.
>>74741150
they were one of my 2 fav teams even when they were still Netapp-endura and a pro-conti team, bur yeah, Sagan would only be marginally less succesful without a team
Mattia Frapporti
Androni Giocattoli
Alan Marangoni
Nippo - Vini Fantini
Mirco Maestri
Bardiani CSF
Toms Skujins
Cannondale-Drapac
Ivan Rovny
Gazprom - Rusvelo
Umberto Poli
Team Novo Nordisk
Julen Amezqueta Moreno
Wilier Triestina
Nico Denz
AG2R La Mondiale
Federico Zurlo
UAE Team Emirates
William Clarke
Cannondale-Drapac
quite a boring break, not that it actually matters
>>74741272
>Team Novo Nordisk
Nice to see them at such a big race
>>74741272
They'll get caught before long and the real breakaway specialists will have a go.
Strange to say but I am disappointed that the weather is so nice.
I would disagree that MSR is boring, its usually interesting to watch how the race unfolds over 300k. But bad weather tends to make the results even more interesting.
>>74741394
theres a headwind so theres that.
Also, long races are a meme. The Giro and Vuelta last year showed that short stages end up in glorious fireworks. We should get ~100km classics, just flat out racing from the go signal.
>>74740614
>SAN REMO
>(via Roma)
wait, so they're driving all the way down to rome and then back up again?
Hope Sagan wins desu
KWIA
W
I
A
Sagan has trimmed himself, I like his moustache now.
1. Michael Matthews
2. Peter 2again
3. Sonny "Sonny" Colbrelli
>>74741685
Sagan is going to make MSR great again
>>74741770
Matthews is a meme desu senpai.
1. Roelandts
2. Swift
3. Degenkolb
What will be the first monument Kwiato wins? I'd say he has about equal chances in all except maybe Roubaix.
>>74741839
At any rate, I'm glad he seems to have given up his delusions of becoming a GC contender and is focusing more on the one-days.
>>74741813
>Matthews is a meme
>Being this much of a casual that didn't see him climbing at Paris - Nice
>Goes on to post one of the all time worst podiums imaginable
This is why everyone hates Americans.
>>74741770
>>74741813
>not Demare
Its like you niggas have not seen Paris-Nice
>>74741924
I didn't see him keeping up with MickMatt on the climbs with Henao
>>74741898
>all time worst podiums imaginable
Swift has podiumed twice. Roelandts did last year. Degenkolb won but who knows how hes feeling now.
This is a race Gerald Ciolek won. There are no bad guesses.
>>74741933
Matthews timetrial was impressive yes, but I dont think this race is climby enough for anyone to take it from Demare.
>>74741950
You already fucked up by saying that Michael Matthews is a meme, kiddo.
>>74741839
I disagree with "equal chances"
>MSR is a sprinting classic
>not a cobbled classics guy. Has he even ridden Paris-Roubaix?
>not pure enough of a climber for the Giro di Lombardia
Good cyclist, and he'll pick up many classics, but the only monument I think he can win is Liege Bastogne Liege
>>74741898
He is an interesting rider to watch but I don't like his attitude. It seems that every time he loses he's ready with the excuses, it's never his fault.
>>74741989
Sounds familiar
>>74741986
Kwiato won E3 last year. Yes MSR is for the sprinters but theres always a possibility of a small group/breakaway. He's got a good kick.
And Gilbert's got 2 Lombardi wins. I wouldn't count him out.
>>74741983
Sorry you feel that way.
>>74742016
Yes as exciting as he was to watch, Cancellara was another always ready with an excuse.
There's going to be so much salt in this thread when Michael Matthews/Caleb Ewan wins this tonight.
>>74741986
>not a cobbled classics guy.
well he won E3 last year - beating Sagan 1 on 1, and Strade Bianche (not cobbles, but similar race) this year.
Roubaix, no, but RvV I can see him being there or thereabouts.
>>74741924
He did look strong at PN. I've always liked Demare and it would be nice to see him win and disprove everyone who said last year was a fluke.
>>74742077
It wasn't a fluke, it was through cheating - is what people say
Just realized this race isn't on sporza because Eurosport bought up all the Italian races.
JDIMSA
>>74742365
fucking eurosport jews
>>74742365
and they are not even showing it publicly, only on Pay TV
Eurosport so fucking shit lads..
>>74741289
Why?
There are 10 teams that are more worthy of an invite to a race this big.
http://tiz-cycling.racing/live-stream/
Who you got?
>>74742499
Thanks
COME ON SWIFTY!
tfw no jewess qt gf to show you her promised land
>ad-break
what the fuck? the race is still going on
>>74742692
welcome to eurosport
How far to go?
>>74742497
b-but muh diabetes
>>74742725
115km, bruv. go back to sleep *strokes his hair*
>>74742725
114km
>>74742747
>>74742756
cheers
>>74742706
I am so angry that I have to watch the race with shitty commentary, regularly interrupted with commercials that are only relevant to people living in the netherlands anyway
>>74741572
Via Roma is the name of a street in Sanremo :)
>>74742777
Don't you love this cooking revolution?
>>74742777
>tfw Eurosport bought the exclusive rights to Giro d'Italia as well
That really pisses me off. Let them show the races, fine, but no to exclusives. We have a perfectly fine broadcaster that doesn't interrupt with commercials here.
>>74742832
EXTRACTING FUMES
honestly, whats wrong with a cookerhood? This hub extraction shit only takes up more space.
>>74742938
What's wrong with the rangehood is that it doesn't make these guys money.
>>74742938
Only BORA allows you to design a house with no roof over your cooktop!
zzzzzzzzzzzz
wtf I want to visit israel now
Wait do they actually have commercials on their paid player as well? Or are you just shitposting as usual?
>>74743479
Don't know about their Player thing, but on cable they do.
>>74743479
Yes, but there is also a channel that has no commercials or commentary.
Tailwind confirmed.
>>74743550
But they are not showing this on their channels here.
>>74742690
this, desu senpai.
>black people in school
is it really that special that you have to make a commercial about it?
>>74743620
I guess tv isn't the same in every country. How about that.
>>mfw no more Alpecin commercial.
omg please stop talking about adverts
>>74743766
what else is there to talk about?
>>74742980
Patented Suck-Me-Sidewaysâ„¢ technology
reminder to hitme up with improvement ideas in terms of music.
roster should sort itself out over the season
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//cyc/
>>74743947
wtf is this
Since when do generals have teams?
whats ag2r doing up at the front of the peloton?
>>74744039
they are not 'official' teams, but we can take part in invitationals
Is old cunt boonen riding today ?
freire's got this
Are they finally doing this? I've always wanted stuff like this overlayed during the race, especially wattage
>>74743947
Suggestion of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1dJlh76f9c
>>74744110
yes
>>74744141
velon.cc to see the data
>>74744110
ye senpai
>>74744141
Jesus christ, 127. I can barely get out of bed without breaking 127 bpm.
>>74744160
That is extremely awesome
>>74744160
>>74744167
Hes gonna win mark my words
>>74744239
senpai plz
>>74744184
You should check out the leaked Froome SRM data. Sub-140 at close to 400W.
>>74744239
gaviria is team leader though, boonen is shit.
Nearly business time, lads
who /gilbert/ here?
>>74744258
and Indurain too, who never went above like 9 bpm
>>74744258
his heart isn't needed to pump the blood.
his magical african blood worms are transporting the oxygen on their own
critical facts being shared here
>>74744309
or pantani, who had such a low resting HR he had to go out and do some spinning in the middle of the night to get some bloodflow.
>>74744385
I bet that film wasnt the only thing that was shot there in 1943
Bouhanni will win this then will be DQed.
here we
here we
here we fucking go
>commercials just as the peloton hits the climb
>>74744510
it's just the capo mele,
nothing should happen until the cipressa, or if we get lucky the capo berta
Afternoon lads. First time checking in of the year. Is John West Lad still banging his sheila?
Hows the race gone so far? Just popped it on.... anything happened?? Is diabetes the new """"asthma"""""
streeaam plez
>a diabetic in the front group
I bet they get some sick TUEs
does anybody have a decent quality stream please
allez ag2r
>>74744588
>Is diabetes the new """"asthma"""""
They're all shit and only invited due to meme value, so probably not.
>>74744395
Wasn't the spinning necessary because of the drugs he took?
>>74744719
Yeah, after blood transfusions riders used to get up in the night and ride to stop the blood thickening and killing them. Happier days.
>>74744719
ye senpai
his blood was too tick and his heart muscle was oversized by all the training.
>>74744705
>ag2r
do they ever win anything?
>Injecting on the go
>Not winning every race
>>74744746
a late stage at the tour wafter fucking up any GC hopes in week 1
heh i won milan san remo on pro cycling manager yesterday
Why are blood transfusions not allowed? Its their own blood right?
>>74744819
kek
>>74744819
>Its their own blood right?
sometimes
>>74744839
>not injecting horse blood.
Its like you are not even trying
Gougeard slowly dying. What was he thinking?
Is Matt Stephens commentating?
>hooligans in cycling
>>74744868
just trying to get some exposure, only very few guys actually have a chance to win it.
>>74744874
yes
>>74744874
yes. matt stephens and rob hatch on uk eurosport
>>74744855
>>74744868
might aswell #yolo it
his team has no chance if the race goes as expected
>>74744892
Where is the "yes, well" guy?
oh my god who the fuck cares
>>74744909
probably out snorting coke with Kirby
>>74744919
what team are the 2 bright green riders in the breakaway from ?
>>74744948
cannondale
>>74744934
kek
>>74744948
Cannondale-drapac
Nearly Kawasaki time
>>74744998
I hope so, but im afraid its going to be a boring sprint finish like always.
>>74745044
the slow pace we had so far should mean most sprinters where able to preserve enough energy
>>74744705
does giant have a sprinter?
Benoot is gonna try and break away
Cofidis vs Katusha dick-waving contest
>>74745153
they are called Sunweb now
Dumemelin s their no1 rider, and they have loads of strong riders but no one wo youd expect to win
>>74745153
>>74745201
Michael Matthews is one of the favourites
C I P R E S S A
>>74745228
oh yeah, totally forgot about Matthews.
>>74745228
thats orica
>>74745266
He went to sunweb
VAN AVERMAET
HAPPENING
Cav is kill
>Caventrash
gwan dere cav lad
had kinda hoped fora cheeky 2agan attack on the cipressa downhill
Hoping for Sagan + Kwiatek attack on Poggio.
Paolini will win with a late attack
Fuck yea Gallopin and GIlbert. Love these two.
B O O N E N
O
O
N
E
N
wow, boonen still hasn't crashed yet. impressive
Oh god i hate Quick-Step, hope they gonna finnish empty handed.
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
Boonen as a teammate.
B A S E D
>ben swift actually wins
Cycling is a lot less fun to watch without Classic sporza banter
>>74745610
>i hate the team that the only relevant cyclist from my country rides for
>>74745648
yes english commentary sucks balls
>>74745648
>tfw you pay tax money for political indoctrination on tv 24/7
>cant spare a bit to buy a cycling race on your day off
S A N E E R
A
N
E
E
R
Sagan looking so comfortable
>>74745672
leuk om je hier ook te zien sam
surprised that the group is still so big with this pace
>>74745689
ik was een van de impersonatie-sams
Fuck Sky.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
2agan incoming
COME ON PETO
SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN
sagoat
HAPPENING
>>74745735
wew
PETER PETER PETER
We are so lucky to have Sagan
HERE WE GO!
>tfw 2agan
>tfw using pedals
Kwiato and Sagan in a break.
This always ends one way.
ALLEZ JULIAN
>tfw you're juraj sagan
I fucking love descents
SAGOAT
>>74745816
i always imagine how hard that tarmac/wall would feel when you hit it :o
FUCKING YES LADS
>>74745843
nice
KWIATOWSKI
every
single
fucking
time
>2agan
Wheres that Belgian who said Kwiato couldn't win MSR """""the sprinters classic""""""?
bahahahahahahahahahaha
2AGAIN
K W I A T O
what a finish
>>74745901
I love kwiato senpai. He never lets me down.
>>74741986
(you)
KWIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>74745944
shut up you dumb faggot
its a sprinters race
Kwiat is building up quite a palmares. Sagan should've pokered more, he started from way too far
>peter 2agan the only one actually making the race interesting
>chokes
classic
>>74745962
god bless the man though
>>74745960
Sorry matthews couldn't do it m8. Hes just a meme.
>>74745962
this
Based Sagan
>>74745962
>implying he's not still the goat
>>74744382
Kwiato is an old school type of rider. He's like Valverde but more versatile. I can't get enough of him. Such style on the bike.
>Michael Matthews
>>74745975
he is doing so much to make theraces more interesting
so often he could just sit on and then have a really good chance in a sprint, but he then goes for some crazy attack
loving it
>>74745983
he is
>>74745996
yes
>2agan
>>74745962
it must be hell to be sagan. everyone knows how good he is, so nobody ever wants to do any work with him around.
>>74746109
Kwia did work with him.
wow another skydrone doper won
i <3 cycling
>Kristoff wins the sprint in the main bunch again
Colour me surprised
>>74746143
I used to like him but hes a bit shit now
>>74745976
>>74746003
hmm an aussie finished higher than any belgian or yank
>>74746214
like it matters
>>74746128
>Stage results
>Stage
Dat tragic graphics budget doe.
>>74746139
Is there anybody who legit likes team sky ?
>>74746250
how could you... its owned by someone nearly as bad as soros
>>74746265
who ?
>>74746295
murdoch
>>74746250
I like some of their riders (Landa, Rosa, Kwiatkowski)
>>74746342
>rupert is less bad
>>74746369
soros is much worse
>>74746369
But but (((Soros)))!
>>74746464
But (((Murdoch))) !