English Football: The Absolute State of..

>>74739482
t. Suzuki Yokohama

>>74739482

what the fuck, is Jermaine fucking Defoe still being called up with England?
Holy shit, that nigga was terrible and was done with their NT in fucking 2008 or so

>calling up an MLS reject
lmao

>>74739576
>An old man Defoe is unironically in the top 10 for the golden boot in the """"""""""Premier"""""""""" league

>failed in MLS

Cannot make this shit up.

>>74739490
more like t. american serviceman shitposting

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no good DM (Dier is shit)

Kudos for dropping rooney and ignoring the likes of Wilshere and Walcott (proven failures), to let some newer, unknown guys with some hunger into the squad, but shit, I had no idea it was this bad.

Except alli, lallana and rashford, who are showing potential, the squad is full of absulote overhyped trash (barkley, dier, vardy, stones, shaw, etc.).

You would have thought the massive wealth of the FA and Premierlel would bring a wealth of young talent, but compare this to e.g. the France squad and it becomes really horrendous..

>>74739834
>dropping rooney
injured

>>74739786
dier's pretty good at DM, liability of a CB though

>>74739786
Jones for Smalling, push Barkley or Alli up and play Dier

as a spurs fan i honestly can't understand walker getting picked ahead of trippier

Hart
Clyne Keane Cahill Bertrand
Alli Dier Lallana
Antonio Rashford Sterling

it's not great but you could probably beat some minnows with it

everyone knows england are gonna qualify comfortably for the world cup then look complete gash at the tournament and squeeze through to the second round if we're lucky

the state if the individual players doesn't even matter. we're comfortably better than the really shit teams and nowhere near as good as the really good teams.

>England: The Land of Memes
Never change, England.

>>74739923
• Manchester United man declares fitness but Southgate still omits him

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/16/jermain-defoe-england-squad-recall-germany-lithuania

>>74739834
>lallana and rashford
>showing potential
:|

------------ Defoe
----------------------------- Alli
------------------ Lallana
----- Livermore --- Henderson
Walker -------------------------- Antonio
----Smalling - Cahill - Maguire
--------------------- Hart

>>74740467
I like it

>>74739482
the best sports coaches normally weren't the best players themselves

zidane is an anomaly

Someone post Phil Jones tipping his hat to Giroud.

who cares, football is for plebs

Take them out the back and shoot the lot of them.

>>74739482
where
the
fuck
is
kane

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>>74740586
>Who's Cruyff

also
>Zidane
>Best Coach

>>74739551
>Still being called up
it's more being called up again, his last app was in 2013 and he's scored 14 goals this season, would rather have him than Rooney

>>74741060
Injured

>>74739786
Dier is their only decent youngster

I dunno why England still calls up Tottenham players. They've all been shit for them.

>>74739834
but that wealth is used to overpay average english talents and foreign stars. England needs to seriously overhaul its youth system.
This is getting too sad.One thing is if england is a good team just a step below the great winning teams like it was in the past, another is if they are this level of crap.

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>>74740586
>rating zidane

Please tell me we've dropped Rooney.

its a great squad, expectations are rock bottom and we find ourselves clear at the top of our qualifying group. fuck the haters 2018 is when we laugh at america no qualify

>>74741454
hes injured so is kane. do you even watch vs poctob n00b

fuck these plastico englando fans who /vindaloo/ here?

>>74741123
Rose and Dier aren't shit m8, England just fell for Kane and Alli memes

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>>74741501
>Rose and Dier aren't shit

>>74741514
enjoy ur playoff game vs spain retard

>>74741514
Yeah maybe not great too, but still above average

>>74741488
>Do you even watch vs Poctob
No, fuck Man U. Fuck Rooney mostly though, he's shit, and he's even worse when he has three lions on his chest.

>>74741514
I wonder which team you bandwagon

monaco vs juventus in the final, and obviously bayern wins

>>74741575
My own.
>>74741528
At least we know we have shit players
>>74741555
>but still above average

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74742003
I don't know how you can think Rose has been bad this season.

Hart
Walker Smalling Cahill Rose
Dier Chamberlain
Lingard Alli Sterling
Rashford

World Cup Winners 2018.

>>74742021
I'm not saying that. I'm saying he's been shit for England. Same with Alli and Kane

>>74742123
Right, that's fair.

gerrard still world class la

>>74741882
Can't see Juve making it past UEFA

>>74742039
that team would barely make it to League Cup semifinals

when did England became so shit? is it because of Tony Blair?