EPL General: PULISD Edition

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*plays dead towards the Premier League*

fucking horrible games if I'm honest

>'Arry back to the PL
not sure if want

Super Sunday looks decent though

>previous /epl/ thread died before bump limit
>this thread practically the same
>another week where /3pm/ will have 200 posts maximum
I think this is it, lads. Where has everyone gone?

>>74740221
They've all been out drinking like proper footy lads

>>74740221
It doesn't need a persistent general, that's what.

All the other divegrass generals on here should follow /bet/'s path and make a Discord so they fuck off.

>Hazard ded
>Moses semi ded
N-not panicking at all, S-Stoke should be easy

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What do you think of Mkhitaryan's mum?

>>74741128
Africa has some aesthetic flags

I don't want to get beaten by Burnley again lads

Foster; Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Nyom; Livermore, Fletcher (c); Brunt, Chadli, McClean; Rondon

Cech, Bellerin, Mustafi, Koscielny, Monreal, Xhaka, Ramsey, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Walcott, Alexis, Welbeck

How shit is Leicester on away games ?

>>74741171
They're the 2nd worst away team behind Burnley. 0 wins, 3 draws, 10 losses, 8 goals scored, 27 conceded.

>>74741182
Nice

>>74741158
Th-thanks
>>74741170
>Xhaka-Ramsey midfield
Jesus Christ how dire

>Wonga

>>74741677
[pulisball intensifies]

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Come on Nottingham Forest F.C.

>>74741677

apologize

>>74740221
EFL got chased away. Make an /epl/-/efl/ thread or something and it'll go back to bump limit.

>>74741752
What part of Nottingham you're from?

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>tfw /sp/ is a dead board
What went wrong?

>>74741805
Who cares about bump limit?

>>74742666
If you want the thread to keep dying after 100+ posts, be my guest.

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Off to the match in a bit lads, gonna be bleak

>>74742707
Burnley are shit away easy score draw

>>74740221
Those 'non-league fuck off' memers caused a schism, which resulted in half the posters fucking off.

>>74743041
Literally the only difference is half the posts aren't "[Noun] [relevant verb] [towards or away from] the premier league"

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>wonga

who lifelong /hullcity/ here

Today's starting XI: Schmeichel (c), Simpson, Huth, Benalouane, Fuchs, Mahrez, Ndidi, Drinkwater, Albrighton, Okazaki, Vardy.

>>74743317
B E N N Y
E
N
N
Y

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>>74743125

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If Sunderland lose, I'm going to be firmly MOYES OUT from now on.

important poll to see the future culture of /sp/ and /epl/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12555345

>>74740029
stale

>>74744019
>>74744019

>>74743894

I'm surprised you aren't already, they're 6 points adrift and Defoe is days away from an injury with England.

>>74743894
serious question why be a sunderland fan? how has everyone in sunderland not found a new pastime or hobby by now?

>>74744030
>JF makes a Chelsea match thread
no thanks

>>74744064

Smack and alchoholism can only keep you occupied for so long.

>>74744049

Theres a couple of different opinions for keeping him. 1. Keeping him would give us badly needed stability. 2. He should hopefully take us straight back up.

Not that I agree to it.

>>74744064

There are some fun moments.

>>74744066
Suit yourself. Why even make this post?

>>74744096
because Im miserable and bitter. sorry.

>>74744091

Stability is usually bad for Sunderland though. You need a new manager to keep you up, it's March.

>>74744113

Those people think we should get relegated but stick with Moyes. They don't believe that Moyes will turn us around. they've given up.

>>74744091
Sunderland have only stayed before because they sacked their manager
now they stick by and are going down

Sunderland have 19 pts
Home games
Swansea
Burnley
Bournemouth
Man Utd
West Ham
Could probably win 3 of these = 28 pts
Away
Chelsea
Arsenal
Watford
Middlesbrough
Leicester
Hull
Needs around 7 pts from that

Fucking hell, Thierry and Jamie going HAM

anybody watching?

>>74748207
of course

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8------33-------6-----35
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3-------------9---------23

ugh

>>74748207
>ref: mike dean

why bother

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>>74748368
>3 on the wing
>8 at right back

>Swans GD: 36-61 = 3.5 gpg
>Bournemouth GD 40-54 =3.4 gpg
>0-0

Tense game

A F O B E

Back from bramall lane lads

>>74748618
>bramall lane

Sheffield is based

>fernandez pushes way out of position for a ball he has zero % chance of winning
>kingsley, a fb, being the last man playing afobe onside
>afobe fucks up his chance
>alfie mason makes sure he scores with a half hearted block

fantastic defending all round

ranierifags are delusional

Fraser is a fucking machine. He gets cropped every 3 minutes

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You cannot tell me that Shakespeare is not the best manager in the epl right now

Literally spotless record

>>74748641
>Sheffield is based
this

Does anyone even understand the handball rule anymore?

>>74749214
It's stupid because players purposefully boot it at the opponents hands

Did someone say EFL?

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worry about tomorrow la City will want to bounce back

https://twitter.com/StevenSOS1987/status/843152407618113537

I was at the Sunderland match. We're fucking shit and deserve to go down.

John O'Shea was our best player for fuck's sake

>>74749829
Might be good for yous anyway. Newcastle are loving it atm

holy shit this is dead

>alfie

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>>74748837

>best manager
>Only +1.8 average goal difference.

>>74749904
90% of posts are just
EXPOSED/POOGBA/ARselel
FUCKING YES

>>74749904
>80 posters in total through out the stoke - chelsea game thread
>most were just drifters posting "haha jf's chelsea lmaaaooo xDD"

It's ogre lad, the thread didn't even reach 350 posts. /sp/ is done

>>74750096
>>74750104
I was talking about the game, but ok, that too

>>74750231
Y-yeah m-me too. Eddie M-meme am I right?

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The absolute madman!

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APOLOGISE

>first time in 2017 bournemouth don't concede
>last time was in december against swansea

at least he's not getting injured and will be ok for kosovo

>Homo Albion
JUST

>>74750557
>kosovo

does it really matter tho

>>74750557
defense has been on point today

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>>74750588
it does.. it's away in albania, like this shit

with birkir out, jói out, kolli/alfreð out and none of the defenders really playing, the magic needs to come from him

>>74750708
lads its kosovo

Nottingham Forest will unironically be in League One by next season at their current pace

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>>74750898
Proof

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>>74750898
Still hate them ever since I lost £250 betting against them on this game http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28749886. Should've ended like 4-0

>>74750817
-------------------Ujkani
Perdedaj---Cana----Pepa(kek)----Paqarada
----------Xhaka------Berisha
Shaqiri-------Mehmedi-----Januzaj
------------------Sulejmani

>>74751069
>blaming a team for your poor judgement
Wew lad

>lincoln city went from potentially four trips to wembley this season to just one today
>they lost to a club who sacked their manager and then appointed him as their CEO

>that redknapp story about Vargas

Kek

Also he said no about Middlesbrough

>>74751108
They're not allowed to call up any player that played at Euro 2016 or since for any other national team. And if you're doing that shit, you might as well put Hadergjonaj at RB.

The Mirror's saying Klopp is still trying to get Dembele. Just let it go.