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/NRL/ - SUPER SATURDAY

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Knights v Souths @ 4:30pm

Panthers v Roosters @ 7:00pm

Cowboys v Manly @ 9:00pm

Times are AEDT
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>>74735854
Thanks OP

Please link to livestreams thx
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I guess I'll post here because it was posted first
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Townsvillian here

Tonights Cowboys v Pooly game is gonna suck

huge storm incoming lads

Cancel Super Saturday - the main game is ruined
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wait nvm, it was before it's clearing up now

take it easy lads super saturday's main match is back on
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Thanks to whoever recommended watching Commanding Heights a few days ago, a good watch.
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>>74736827
fark lad that was me. well done. im still only upto the 2nd episode.

theres so much information condensed in them
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>>74736857
Yeah it's a little bit outdated now but the issues are still relevant
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Watching the burrs vs knights lads
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>mfw da bears become an nrl team
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Test
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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that voice
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Any good quality stream fixes yet cunts?
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>4.30
>7
>9

literally why
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>>74737838
tbf queensland don't use memelight savings so it's

3.30
6
8

although an 8pm start for a match is still weird
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>>74737838
>>74737887
should be 2:30, 5:30, 7:30
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>Elgey only got 55 with a try off his own kick, a try assist, and two line break assists

Literally how?
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>>74737917
it'll prob be fixed later
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Just done my research and I'm changing my tip to the bunnies. Should be too strong, but it will be a very close encounter and we'll probably see over time.
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>>74737946

I don't trust them at all. First updates for the game are already in and I can see a lot of discrepancies between their stats and other sites. They've shortchanged Matagi by three whole runs somehow.
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>>74738006
yeah I've noticed the nrl site being vastly different than the daily telegraph. I know the scoring is different but the top scorers are usually completely different
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>>74737917
I don't think you can get a try assist and a try for a try off your own kick.

also, last years retardedness. These were both try assists
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>tfw 4k laptop
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>>74738153

I think he should get a kick and regather break though. He kicks the ball through the line and regathers to score.
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>>74738170
4k is a meme
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First time posting in /nrl/ this season. You are all fucking losers and /nrl/ sucks now lmao
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>>74738230
based matt
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Souths 1-12 is the bet for all you gamblers out there.
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just put my life savings on souffs by 13+ lads

for all you gamblers out there, this IS the best bet

don't let people tell you otherwise
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Anyone remember based Matt?
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Souths 28+ for all you cheeky gamblers out there

Real bets only.
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put some cash on overtime if you're feeling lucky
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watch out for scammers telling you to put money on overtime. Souffs by 13+ is a guarantee.

Scammers typically try to create personas in anonymous communities even though it is unnecessary.

WATCH OUT
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DA FOOTTYYYYY IS COMING ON
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>The Souths vs Knights rivalry has been so one sided for the last few years that Fox are showing random comebacks, implying that this game will be close

KEK
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reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.
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>>74738627
>remember that cool things johns did in 2004
>yea so this is going to be a close one boys
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I'm a Souths fan and even I don't think this will be a blowout.
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I hope the Knights are competitive, that'll be good enough for me.
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>>74735854
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
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>>74738712
game starts in 20 minutes lad

please watch
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>>74738712
Watch the game please
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Elijah Taylor's withdrawn from the Raiders game due to personal issues.
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>>74738749
The city of chicken kid
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5 minutes lads
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miss ya walkie
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>>74738976
miss you too
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>ywn be in the middle of that in your little cage on your knees
Feelsbadman
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>poocastle
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Is Inglis, dare I say finished?
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>loocastle
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>poocastle is actually people team
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>>74739086
He's been garbage for years
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Pretty boring game so far lads
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That's a bit rough, they don't call people up for playing it fucking sideways
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the knights are indias favourite team
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>>74739157
I don't mind indians
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>The state of this refereeing
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Sutto finally becoming an elite back rower
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KEK
>poocastle defense

>lovely gaping hole
wew commentator
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Bunnies might be winning but man these are two shit teams
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Fuck yes this game just got good.
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FUCK OFF REFS
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George Burgess on reserve grade watch
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>poobitohs
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>>74739243
This it just kills the game.
They need to grow some balls and make a decision.
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Imagine letting a little pasty cunt like Barnett make you so furious you get yourself sent for 10 and probably banned for a week
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>>74739260
Imagine elbowing him in the face and not knocking him on his arse.
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>>74739260
Barnett is the hardest man in league
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Walk it off ya pussy
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>>74739260
Barnett is unironically 10x the forward Gurgess is
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give him 10
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OH FUCK

F
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>grubbitohs
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Fell for the Rennings meme and I am not happy.
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>aaannnnnnnd it's a shitskin
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>poobitohs
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>poopitohs
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post SC busts
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>>74739308
Actually looks way better still
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>>74739321
memethony memeford
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hodkinshit
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So why wasn't that high tackle a binning?

Are the refs too pussy to bin two players at once?
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>>74739336
Refs are normally too pussy to bin anyone at all
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>refs surrounded by big strong angry men
>refs have to control them with their big strong mind and powerful voices
>refs are pussies
Ok lads.
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Elite opinion coming though:

The Bunker has been almost completely correct so far this year
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I've started the Michael Ennis drinking game. I do a shot every time he says "outstanding", and I'm already hammered
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>>74739350
There's nothing wrong with the bunker and there almost never has been, the problem is the on field referees not making decisions more often.
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>>74739348
>ywn see a player punch out a ref
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walkcunt is still so easy to pick out.
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>>74739354
Except there "literally" should have been given a Storm try on Thursday night, and it seems as if the 'Bunker' only viewed 2 angles on it.
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Just a reminder that Kelly Preston in Twins was the most gorgeous woman who ever existed.
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Stream link please
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So conflicted

I have loathed Knights for years exclusively because I live in Poocastle and see first hand how bigheaded Knights fans get when they win.

But they have been so pathetic for so long that I now find the team itself likeable and even don't mind them winning.
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>>74739374
foxtel.com.au
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>>74739365
>scoring a try without the ball touching your hands

Wrong sport, Hayne
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>>74739374
http://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/gameday
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What a retard.
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>he's lost it laddy
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>>74739360
Lad I've posted maybe twice in this entire thread. You're obviously more of a shit cunt than you once originally thought.
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>>74739375
Come visit me in coffs I'll make you forget about all those silly poocastle fans.
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>>74739378
Thanks for proving how myopic and retarded you still are, walkcunt.
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>>74739375
based matt

>>74739378
you can ground the ball with your chest iirc
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We're watching George Burgess' career end before our very eyes lads
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Spotted walkcunt spouting casual opinions yet again lads.
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>>74739386
BTFO
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KEK what a loser
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>>74739365
If it's a knock on at any other point on the field, it's a knock on over the tryline.

And before you say it wasn't a knock on, you are wrong
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Back to reserve grade Georgie-chan
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>>74739398
We are not thinking of the same review.
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walkcunt still samefagging it up to defend his incorrect casual opinions while still having no idea what the rugby-league rules are.
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>>74739398
based walkie
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Hannah is my waifu lads
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>tfw walkcunt gets BTFO yet AGAIN
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walkcunt on seething casual watch
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walkcunt on ugly as fuck and obesity watch
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Hope the Knights get over lads
No better multifuckers except maybe the Titans
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>>74739417
>abo

yeah nah
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>>74739432
Bit of casual racism there mate
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>>74739394
>>74739406
>>74739423
>>74739424
>>74739426
these
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hot-abo-bitch.jpg
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>>74739434
>casual
fuck off walkcunt
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Just got five (You)s in one post lads.
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>>74739440
Walkcunt detected.
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>>74739440
Based walkie
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Walkstats coming through
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>>74739417

BASED Hannah

who /hannah/ here lads
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Do you guys think the real anon who initially wrote that walking post all that time ago still even posts here?

Could you imagine if he didn't and this obsession was all at nothing?

PS I am walkcunt
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>>74739447
>both teams with 51% possession
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>>74739451
the absolute state of that forehead 2bh.
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walkcunt literally puts videos of himself posting on 4chan on his snapchat.

Sad.
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>>74739454
I rarely post because I spent about 90% of my time working/spending time with my gf.
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>>74739459
really makes me think
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>>74739465
Good man, you're so good for taking care of her two kids
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>reddit bragging about alcohol consumption again
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>>74739469
based walkPROVIDER
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>>74739470
Getting smashed tonight lads alone of course
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>>74739470
>reddit complaining about reddit on 4chan
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>>74739474
planning on having a few drinks with my mum down at the pub 2bh
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plans for tonight lads? 21st to go to here
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>>74739470
>LE GRUBS XD

Do Bogans ever use a different comeback?
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>>74739481
Fucking gingers, hope they burnt all those tins. It's like chucking a ham in the halal section of your supermarket.
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>>74739484
nice 1 walkie
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Dibs on the one on the left hnnggg
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>pooasslel
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got king hit last night lads
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>>74739500
When are you on ACA mate
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>>74739496
brunette in the back right on elite qt watch
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Coward punched some manlet last night bros
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stream link plz
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>>74739470
I am a Souths fan and probably "literally" the classiest NRL fan to ever exist.
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>>74739500
its coward punch faggot
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Saw this nigger king hit some manlet last night fellas
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watched an ice addict get dropped by a roidmonkey last night boys
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Saw this nigger get shot by police last night lads
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Found this manlet in the bushes and raped him before he woke up last night guys
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is pretending to be reality check and replying to yourself still a thing lads
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shot semi radradra last night lads
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I spotted some ginger having his milo stolen last night lads
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Semi trailer got shot at last night lads
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saw the nights get beat last night lads
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Found this tin of milo last night, having some right now
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Anyone have supercoach gold?
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saw some pleb spend actual money on supercoach gold last night lads
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saw a rabbit get slaughtered by a knight last night lads
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Was at work and we actually suckered someone in to buying our supercoach gold last night.
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That would have been a try if poocastle weren't so shit.
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traded in all my milo for supercoach gold last night lads
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was waiting in the centrelink line and saw some neckbeard using supercoach gold on his samsung galaxy last night lads
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>>74739552
If Newcastle could complete every opportunity they create they would be top 4
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Saw Sean last night lads.
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>sam burgess is his captain
KEK
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>>74739552
Thanks walkcunt.
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Sold my parents ashes to some ginger last night, convinced him it was milo.
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Saw Sean with his mum last night lads
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>>74739563
>tfw every post is walkcunt
Thanks walkcunt.
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Preferred Mamo as fullback desu
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That's my
That's my
That's my team
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>>74739580
2/10 walkcunt, don't cheat on your gf
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>>74739586
I don't use FB or Tinder.
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this has to be one of the most boring and sterile environments on /sp/. reading through these posts is like pulling teeth.
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walkcunt uses tinder and facebook
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just saw walkie pulling the teeth out of some ginger that got king hit
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Just bought some teeth from this fat cunt, said they were lucky because they came from a ginger
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6. Maloney
7. Reynolds

Fiscuss
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>that pass
Elite try
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Getting really sick of walkcunt posting these low quality screenshots with retarded casual commentary attached in recent threads.
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Adam Reynolds doesn't have a passing ga-
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>>74739613
So fucking slick.
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>>74739618
Based elite opinion from walkcunt
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Once washed Trent Hodkinson's car lads, during his first Knights preseason. His eyes are fucking weird, literally all pupil.

Also my friend once served him at Outback Jack's, she said him and his girlfriend are super weird, almost robotic, bit rude too.
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>he didn't captain ponga

Ponga on taking over coote fulltime watch
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Once had my car washed by this autistic kid. You'd ask him how he was and he'd just say based walkcunt no matter what, bit rude too.
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>>74739625
I always forget he was in Scary Movie.
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How does he maintain a footy career and a career as an actor?
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Are poocastle dare I say it back?
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>>74739657
nope
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Newcastle will literally not win another game this year. Dane Gagai will be the biggest waste of talent the NRL has ever seen. Origin doesn't count for shit.
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>>74739677
>Origin doesn't count for shit.
Someone is from poo loouth pissales
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>>74739681
Nope. Purely from a career point of view it means nothing. He's never won a premiership.
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this is a good game lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BASED FUCKING REF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Holy shit
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Ref got some bucks on Souths
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>>74739710
Russel Crowe is gonna put him in a movie
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Was that really fair lads?

>you just cost us the game
>sin bin for 10 minutes
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Tbh Hodkinson deserved it. "You've cost us the game".

Rude as fuck, had no chance at winning to begin with.
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Cleary is gonna get assfucked by the roosters forwards

Gonna see some biff tonight/sarvo
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>>74739719
Yes. Questioned his integrity as a referee.
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>>74739732
It's gonna be hard to beat this game
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Johnston is a fucking pussy
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Jersey sling tackles are pretty lazy tbqfh.
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Fucking based, lynched that fucking guy
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>>74739755
I love the influence Tallis has left. Everyone instantly mentions him when this shit happens.
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>>74739755
>Getting dragged into the in goal
>Just chill out and don't bother trying to get your arm to the ground

Cunt looked like he was taking a nap
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watch poocastle lose this 2bh
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At least a quarter of Australian women over 70 will develop dementia according to University of Queensland researchers.
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Bad game with even worse referees
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I'm beginning to feel like a Tip God....
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>>74739775
100% of women have dementia
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Great game lads gonna eat my tendies now.
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>>74739791
Knights played better than expected and they still lost. Only a moron would have picked them
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>>74739812
See
>>74738387
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>>74739812
>better than expected
Everyone was expecting them to compete, and they did. This post reeks of Walkie.
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Everyone should trip so I could ignore the really shit posters
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>>74739837
Ok
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plan on trading rarpana for tedesco and SJ for corey norman after this round lads

thoughts?
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>>74739856
too sideways at this stage. Aim for some cheapies instead.
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>>74739847

Putting my money where my mouth is
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>>74739871
true 2bh - I think I'll make the trade for teddy anyways though just because i wanna

I still havent even traded out hayne because I was forced to make other trades. So rapana for teddy and hayne for d.edwards 2bh
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I've changed my tip to the Panthers. But this game is too difficult for me. Don't gamble on it.
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Just put money on the Panthers lads
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>>74739901
do you think people care about your opinions on betting?
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>>74739871
>>74739847
Real N here. Who are you m8?
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>>74739887
don't fall for the edwards meme unless DWZ, hiku ans someone else all have season long injuries.

If its not urgent to trade hayne, wait at least 1 week too see what ponga does tonight
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Based Ref in the Knights game.

Only fuckup was no binning for that Souths high tackle
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>>74739914
longtime admirer, just spreading the good lords word of N, and bumping your pseudotrip profile m8
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>>74739922
The penalty just after binning Hodkinshit that Souths took the two on was rubbish as well
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>>74739922
was so good seeing a ref take control like that

The storm v broncos ref was too scared to send anyone off, Even when thaiday deserved it
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Dave Abbruzzee was the best Pearl Jam drummer.
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>>74739938
Are you referring to the one where the player was down and it was called late?

It was a chicken wing tackle, bunker stepped in late and told the ref to penalise, as it should have been
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>>74739938
That was a chicken wing tackle
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>>74739951
>>74739946
Chicken wing tackles shouldn't be penalised
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>>74739935
Oh. Well in that case carry on. I actually agree with most of the advice you've given so far. Plus I going out drinking so I won't be able to be part of the thread tonight.
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>>74739969
>ingesting the fermented jew
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>yes goyim, drink alcohol and get drunk a lot, all the cool kids are doing it.. it makes you a man goy!
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just swapped out whare for cotric lads
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WalkGod
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>>74739977
m8 I drink roughly once per year. I think I'll be safe from the Jews for one night.
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the netty is on based gem lads
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>>74739909
If they cared they would be making money.
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>>74740012
>supporting female sports
*vomits*
*slits wrists*
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>>74740015
also this is NRL so I'm assuming most people's lives here revolve around it.
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do you think a female can still like you if she doesn't answer your calls or returns your messages
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tipping the firebirds to win
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>>74740024
yes
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>>74740028
how so
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>>74740030
The same could go for both sexes really. Some people get nervous. She might not know how to respond, what to say. She might want to play hard to get, she might might not want to feel like she's needy and responding to you every single second of the day. There's a myriad of reasons she may not respond.
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>>74740024
m8 a chick who's into you will find any excuse to talk to you can keep the conversation going
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>>74740024
Girls like persistence from guys, just don't cross over to stalker creep levels
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>>74740041
too late
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>>74740034
i suppose
you used a word like myriad so i trust you
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>>74740015

http://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy
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>>74739993
post smart decisions
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>>74740034
Based Sean with the advice.
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>its a bunker takes 30 minutes to come to a decision episode
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>>74740058
25 instances of being wrong (some of which are "literally" the same tip) and you choose to omit the 100 other times I was right?

Fuck off pleb (laughs).
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>>74740068
Can you give me just the tip anon?
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thursday are a good band
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>>74740068
>>74740058
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>>74740068
just ditch the trip and get a new one, this one didn't work out it seems.
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what mode is this?
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okay how about this
you talked to a female on the phone twice and you talked for hours
she sent you a text after you battery ran out and she said that she feels like she can be herself with me but is terrified that i won't like her
then you fuck it up by doing something stupid and she never answers her phone to you again and only replies to messages when you make assumptions about her private life
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>>74740095
I could do that. I could construct a new trip, and fashion my posting style to cater to the plebocracy. I obviously wouldn't be loved by everyone (such is the nature of leejun to hate on tripfriends), but I would be more liked in the eyes of the common plebocrat.

But I won't do that, for the same reason I do not post without donning the trip. I simply have too much integrity.
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>>74740114
Can we be friends?
>>
I am disheartened by the cynicism on display in this thread. I have no doubt that Reality Check has:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a high school education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a one-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-paid AUD$3 million dollars to end his exile
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machiavelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of January 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
I, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.
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>>74740114
it's just 4chan mate. If you want people to think you're cool here it won't happen. Try r/nrl instead I suppose
>>
Shaun Kenny Dowell

218 first grade games

119 tries

20 tests for New Zealand

2 All Stars Appearances

1 Premiership

10 years
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>he fell for the Keary meme
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you losers are literally the most boring cunts on 4chan
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>>74740140
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Pretty boring game after the last one lads.
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>>74740138
I have "literally" been posting my in depth analysis on NRL on reddit all day.

You're right, this is 4chan and that's why you miss out on all my good posts.
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Why did the Roosters sign old man Gordon to be their fullback?
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>>74740156
to kick goals
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>>74740156
to piss you off
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>>74740152
holy smokes that narcissism

you know what I'll just do what everybody else does and filter you out
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realityGOD
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Bit of casual racism here fellas.
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Based fucking Moylan knowing Shit Kenny Poowell would rush out of position with his back turned
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>>74740141
>mfw traded for him this round
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>poosters
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>>74740163
>MUH FILTER
>YUH NARCISSIST

"literally" nothing wrong with bragging if you can back it up.
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>>74740192
http://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy
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Ok I need a comprehensive list of all the coaches who didn't fall for the Keary meme.

I need to know who not to rudicule later on.
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Reality Check here, I'm sorry I was bullied as a kid and I had a single mum parent. I'll drop my trip now.
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>cuckthers
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They're gonna have to change the name of the stadium name from pepper to salt after this game. xD
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>>74740231
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>74740231
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>74740204
Love how leejun spent hours nitpicking through my wrong predictions (half of which weren't wrong anyway) to try and counter my elite status. It's "literally" all they have.
>>
Just saw the Bundy ad for the first time

wtf I hate Bundy now
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>>74740244
Which ad?
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>>74740244
Yeah if you're from Bundaberg or QLD you're now a poofta.
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>>74740248
>le we're good at being homos guys haha
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fell for the poory meme lads
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>>74740253
>>>74740248 (You)
>>le we're good at being homos guys haha
Link?
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>>74740248
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Saw a guy order a bundy in a short glass at the pub and I had to put my back up against the wall just to be safe lads.
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>>74740207
FELL
Shigs
Broncucks Ltd.
Manu a Manu
Werther's Sorrow
Josh Addomatic-Car
Cowbucks
Name Pending
Porcupine Tree
I love Lamp
LaffinGOAT.jpg

DIDN'T FALL
The Fabulous
TorrentialRain
Danny
Gummi Bears RLC
Glenbrook Galahs
Broncgods
Smithy's Shaft
The Angry Samoans
Cuckboys
poorramatta
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>>74740248
>>74740253
http://www.foxsports.com.au/video/commercial/commercial/aussie-spirit-bundaberg-rum!610627
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>>74740258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOuAKEj6ZxY

>Bundy stars in $20m ad campaign that'll put us on the map
20 mil to pander to faggots. KEK.
>>
KEK
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>>74740278
What do the numbers mean? walkie here.
>>
Keary 2 try assists and a LB assist in the 2nd half.
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>>74740278
now imagine if hess plays like garbage
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KEK
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>>74740286
look at "broncgods"
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>>74740287
They're gonna win the GF lad.
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Lads since when did we start making cheerleaders wear niqabs?
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>>74740287
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>>74740278
As long as he gets around 18 I'm good
>>
Just saw Bunty Afoa outside my local MENSA building, lads
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Just saw some skinny pale kid with his hand in his pocket and a stain on his pants staring at Bunty Afoa lads.
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Bunty Afoa here lads ama
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Just saw Pauli Pauli outside of a local chess tournament lads/
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rate my brother lads
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Which NRL players have posted on /sp/ other than Bunty Afoa and Josh Chudleigh?
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>>74740320
Can I get blacked if the Panthers win?
>>
>gaypani fartpoo
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rate my sister lads
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>>74740324
>been doing no-porn no-fap for over 2 weeks
>see pic
>get a semi
FUCK

Back to the footy
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>>74740326
Terrence Seu Seu
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>>74740332
>not masturbating 5 times a day for the last 10 8 years and ruining you penis
>>
Just saw Bunty Afoa's tiny fob cock, lads.
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>>74740336
Why do you think I'm doing it mate. My penis is fucked. Could probably be with a 10/10 and not get hard, shit fucks with your head.
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>16 penalties this game
Fucking refs
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>>74740326
roosterGOD
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>>74740341
Based Walkie
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>>74740341
i know that. i didn't have a girlfriend for years and finally got one and she left me because i couldn't stay hard.

literally cucked by the fucking kikes but oh well. if i wasn't wanking for all those years i don't know what i would have done with myself.
>>
>Blaming masturbation for your erectile disfunction

kek

KEK
>>
>turn on tele to watch the footy
>go away to get my sanga
>womens footy comes on
>stuff it Ill watch it for a few
Lads shes chicks have the thickst thighs I have seen.
Fuck me.
>>
>>74740353
He's probably talking about scarring from friction burn
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>>74740353
>choking a muscle and gland for years and not thinking it will be kill

lmao @ you
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>>74740355
your mums thighs are probably thicker
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>>74740363
yeah you'd know
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>>74740353
fucking THIS.

There is absolutely no correlation between masturbating and not being able to get it up. Overdosing on porn for a while might change the way you perceive sex and make the experience less rewarding, but this is temporary and easily reversed by abstaining from pornography for half a year. It helps to exercise too once in a while, you fat fucks.
>>
>>74740353
Don't think jerking it off 5 times a day for years while watching porn more and more is good for you lad. There have been studies that porn fucks with your brain.

Old mate that said there would be biff in this game was right. Based walkie.
>>
this is my last post in this dead community
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>>74740374
You'll be back for the raiders game. *clap* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>74740363
You my dad?
Dad pls its been 24 years you dog cunt.
>>
Walkrockhardpenis on all man watch
>>
God's pissing on them lads.
>>
Bunty Afoa on Nobel Prize watch
>>
Poosters try inc
>>
Based JWH
>>
for those of you who actually listened to Tip God and didn't bet on this game, well done.
>>
Roosters getting reamed by the refs yet again.
>>
Correct ruling.
>>
Is Keary playing?
>>
Poor refereeing, as per usual.
>>
Another bunker howler.

Time to scrap this shitshow.
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>>74740407
I'll have your salt and this stadium on my well done steak xD.
>>
I never expected to fall in love with a prostitute. I wish that I had never met you.
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>>74740411
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Can you spot the 3 /sp/ guys?
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Should be no try if they are consistent.
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luke "keary"
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>>74740422
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holy kek
I thought the refs in souffs pooasslel was bad but this is something else
>>
>>74740436
TOP KEK
>>
Blocker Roach is awful
>>
The autistic crowd booing all the time is triggering me lads.
>>
I cashed out my Roosters bet less than one minute before that try.

AMA.
>>
Gordon on soccer watch
>>
Curry touchie is having a fucking shocker

Where's the qt girl one?
>>
>>74740447
How much would you have won walkie?
>>
>>74740450
She's getting the nobel peace prize from last nights based performance.
>>
What kind of mutt is Fisher Harris?
>>
Dean Whare should score a try imo
>>
>>74740452
It was part of a 5 leg multi that would have paid out a bit over $300 from a $27 stake.

I cashed out for $21.
>>
>>74740463
He'll be the norm soon thankfully. No more casual racism.
>>
>>74740447
I'm not going to ask you anything, I'm just going to make three things very clear.

1. I specifically stated that this was a game NOT to be gambled on.

2. NEVER cash out if you're behind.

3. ALWAYS cash out if you're in front but you have doubts over whether they can hold on.
>>
>>74740463

Half Maori I think.
>>
RC is pure garbage.

Hope she kills herself soon.
>>
>>74740477
Must be related to you.

>>74740480
This.
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>>74740480
wew lad
She's fine you loser.
>>
>>74740482

In this cosy country, he probably is.
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>mfw that was a forward pass to toopoo but I tipped roosters so idc
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Roosters got away with 4 high tackles the last 5 minutes.
>>
Might reach 500 replies before the end of the third game lads.
>>
>People bitched until the bunker could no longer reverse on field stinkers
>Now it has no use whatsoever
>>
>>74740494
We did it reddit
>>
Gonna put $500 on a Raiders/Cucknulla double.

Rate my bet.
>>
Seems like the women do a better job on the touchline than the men.
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>>74740500
It's fate you can't lose.
>>
Peachy with the worst line 1on1 with the winger

KYS
>>
How many seething casuals will keep forcing this Roosters are good meme after struggling to beat 3 bad teams?
>>
Reminder that my three teams (Cowboys, Melbourne and Roosters) will all be 3-0 after this round.
>>
>>74740511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM9QVI1NRFs

Cowboys pregame music
>>
India chased down Australia's 1st innings total with ease.
>>
Finally what I've been waiting for all night long. BASED JT.
>>
>>74740500
It's a bit risky but I think it will be fine. I wouldn't trust the Raiders to win this one though.
>>
>>74740522
nobody asked ya
>>
Apparently Hess is at lock, not the right edge.
>>
>>74740508
Penrith are decent you fucking casual.
>>
>>74740522
Raiders are a good side though. Not 13+ winners good, but they will win.
>>
>>74740524
they should, I'm the Tip God.
>>
>>74740526
Anybody who gets 40 put on them by St. George is automatically disqualified from being “decent” YOU seething fucking casual
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feelsgoodman
>>
Did anyone fall for both The Ponga and Hess memes?
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>>74740529

http://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy
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>>74740535
Tfw my post is unfiltered
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> reverse nostradamus thinks he is a good tipper
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How are we all doing lads?
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>>74740528
I sense trouble within the camp that is disturbing the chemistry. I'm still tipping them to come out strong and bash the struggling Tigers, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they get rolled again.
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>>74740541
5/5 on both my accounts.
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let's roll boys
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cowduds LTD.
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>>74740541
same as u
>>
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103152_lsisvrtw726u1db60ic_1@407742/index_2328_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1489917202%7Eacl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103152_lsisvrtw726u1db60ic_1%40407742%2f*%7Edata=hdntl%7Ehmac=8c6952426a95d5fd3c915ad6ec28d515ea39909647936a05f5b460e5978502f0

;)
>>
I really fucking hate Kevin Walters and everyone associated with the Broncucks Ltd.
>>
>>74740553
>implying anyone wants old and busted livestream when you can watch rugbypass
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>>74740560
>huge watermark taking up 20% of the screen
Okay walkcunt
>>
I call based JT going to break 2500 points this match.
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>>74740541
meh
>>
>perenara refereeing a cowboys game
Disgusting.
>>
Shockers already.

I'm going to sleep.
>>
any of you cunts from newi?
>>
Look how fucking fat Walker is, fucking kek
>>
Refball, he was milking that shit.
>>
>>74740588
Coffs here mate, why you want love long time?
>>
>>74740588
Yeah mate AMA
>>
Le run sideways man
>>
>>74740616
Wanna hook up or we can get some pros?
>>
Javid Slowen
>>
I love nate myles
>>
Myles mvp for the cowboys xD
>>
Has there ever been a player on the field who actively tries to make his team lose like Nate Myles? Just injured One of Manly's only attacking threats
>>
when did livestream stop being ded?
>>
Walters will STILL pick Myles.

And in the starting side.
>>
>>74740642

He didn't last year.
>>
>>74740637
It never was, casual.

>le yes it was xD

No.
>>
>le random perenara penalty against cowboys XDXD
>>
>>74740649
Ref

Ball

xD
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>he captained Ponga
KEK
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>>74740657
>bait
Ponga is based
>>
Is Patrick the best Kaufusi?
>>
Manly knocked on there and they let it go.
>>
Have any of the 33 posters in this thread had Guzman y Gomez?
>>
I saw JT at a Servo in Townsville yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him tell me to fuck off cunt as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with a jerry can in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for that fuel first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took the jerry can and started scanning it, he stopped her and told her to scan each liter individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she pretended to scan each liter and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>
Penalties: The Game.
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>>74740685
What was Jason Taylor doing in Townsville?
>>
>>74740686
Fucking this, this round has just been a million fucking penalties holy fuck.
>>
>>74740534
Penrith are shit, but Dragons legit played great that round. Like they would have beat most teams I reckon.
>>
Cows are a myth without Scott and Tomo to punch through everyone

Bunch of betas
>>
>without the two best forwards in the game, they aren't as good
Damn, this made me think...
>>
>sbs not showing milan - san remo


done with that cuck network
>>
>>74740701

I'd hardly call Fonua-blake and Taupau the two best forwards in the game
>>
>>74740706
>now he's done
Shitskin bulldogs supporter detected
>>
Perenara sounds very sad when ruling try for the Cowboys just then.
>>
>>74740712
He's tired, he's being over worked cause the fucking pussy refs can't do their fucking job.
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>taupau isn't the best forward in the game
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>>74740721
ASIO here why do you have that saved citizen?
>>
Le tackle man on the field
>>
>>74740720
Miss the Hodkinson sendoff earlier?
>>
Nate Myles confirmed for best player with the hottest and most famouss wife
>>
>>74740732
>citizen
KEK, you couldn't pay me to apply for citizenship
>>
>>74740736
>being a tripfag
>not posting a pic of the wife
You've got 2 minutes until I filter you.
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>>74740744
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>>74740744
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>>74740744
Here.
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>>74740750
Why would you take this pic.
Why would you show this pic to the public.
I don't get you youngins
>>74740754
Hotter than my wife. Still filtering the tripcunt.
>>
>LE DEE ZEE EE IS NOT LE ELITE XDXD
>>
>he didn't take DCE
>>
remember when walker od'd
>>
TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO
>>
liked that awkward kick from turbo after scoring lads
>>
THE TURBO IS KICKING IN
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>>74740710
i was waiting for them to start showing european movies again. now it's just cuck shit.
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>pooboys
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tinder waifu doessnt like nrl. should i kill myself?
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>live and ad free
>just came back from ads
>people actually pay for foxtel
>people pay for ads
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>>74740905
>pink ice cream
>vanilla
Poofter detected

You eat all the chocolate then chuck it out mate.
>>
>>74740910
nigger spotted
>>
>>74740925
I just like big brown chocolate scoops
>>
>>74740925
>he identifies with ice cream.

Masterrace
>>
Just watched my gf get done by a raiders player.
>>
I have no idea why plebs would buy Neapolitan ice-cream when there are far better choices available in supermarkets these days.

Guess some people never grow up.
>>
>>74740948
based sticky stuart
love your work
>>
He keeps replying to my posts but I never reply to him.
>>
JTs grubbiness comes out when hes losing and his enforcers arent there to do it for him Lowlife scumbag
>>
pooly pee poogles are about to DEFEAT the cowmemes

KEK

KeK

kek

kEk
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Perenara Ltd.
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I always supported Manly
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Another bunker howler.
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this is simply embarrassing. The Cowboys """"era"""" is over. Shouldn't have even got one premiership.
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>500 posts
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Cows tanking like Townsville real estate
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>>74740983

LGTBBT600
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>>74740983
noice
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>Knights paid 1 million a year for Ponga

kek

KEK
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>>74741002
When did they do that
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>>74741002
Based pooasslel
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>>74741002
no they didn't
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>>74741008
>>74741011
My dad works for the Knights he told me
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NEW THREAD
>>74741014
>>74741014
>>74741014
NEW THREAD
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>>74741021
You're as sad as ponga you dumb cunt
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>>74741021
kys
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Dylan WalkGOD racking up the goals.
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>>74741021
You have to go back to lleddit.
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>>74741021
>same filename as my pic earlier

I bet you have thurstonpepe saved with that filename also
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Perenara should be banned from cowboys games.
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>>74741039
Excellent post.
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Lads I'm a partial future seer and in the 72nd minute there'ss gonna be a try scored. which team? that's for you to find out ;)
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Did I miss a big hit?
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>>74741051
na but ya mum did
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>>74741062
BTFO
T
F
O
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>captained JT
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Virgin here what does it feel like to get rekted infront of your home town
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>>74741069
me2

also fell for the keary meme
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how slow is uate now fuck me
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>memeford and cunt couldn't beat jt
>GOATCE can
Hmm...
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>>74741083
>now fuck me
Bend over, I always wanted to fuck a tripcunt's boipussy
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>>74741089
dont you ever fucking quote me out of context cunt
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this is unfucking believable, the cowboys, my home team has just fucked my multi in the ass, i picked everything else

Sportsbet is the real winner here once again fucking kill me.
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The Betfred Super League.
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>>74741098
>gambling
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>>74741092
I'll do what I want, now be nice or I'm going in dry
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>>74741098
You need to listen to me.
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those nike yellow boots are so fucking ugly i think they get paid to wear them

you can tell the cheap cunts by who has them on
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>>74741113

t. fashionista who likes taking it in his boipussy
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>>74741101
>>74741110
The rabbits / knights game was an alright pick

Panthers + Roosters was a bit of a gamble

Cowboys + Eagles should have been a sure fucking thing, I can't believe it.
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>this goal line defence

Watch Manly let some shit side put 40 on them next week.
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>>74741122
>a sure fucking thing

How to spot the gambling addict
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any townsville cunts want to come fucking hang themselves with me?
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>>74741122
How was it a sure thing when 2 of the cowboys best players were out.

They also came off a gruelling game last week, and cowcuck players have a tendency to party late into the night.

I won't lie though I thought the cowboys would get the job done.
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Why were people hyping Ponga again?

This kid fucking sucks.
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>>74741138
nah ive gotta pay my mortgage off my worthlless property cause our economy and real estate is shit
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Based Manly, really shows just how shit the cowcucks really are.
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>>74741146
Sell your boipussy mate.
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>>74741139
Did you see the odds? Also, yeah they didn't have Bolton / Coote but all the same I doubt anyone excepted Manly to fuck them in the ass this hard, honestly just poor play and performance.

>>74741135
>-t anon who bet on manly to win by +13
pic related
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>>74741148
Thurstons really fucking good [spoiler]when he has the Australian and NZ and QLD forwards running off his passes[/spoiler]

What a fucking myth he is
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>>74741160

Embarrassing.
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should I cash out my 44 cents

fffffuck
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>>74741174
KEK I love you gambling fools
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>>74741165
n-nah h-hes an i-immortal he just needs to have Taumolo, Scott, Tamou
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>>74741179
You sound butthurt, who tore up your boipussy
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>>74741177
might go down the pokies now ;)
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Imagine actually betting on the Cowboys

lmaoooo
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>>74741154
The odds are meaningless.
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>>74741189
jewel of the nille ;) features every time ;)
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>>74741197

Now THIS is a wisdom bomb.
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>>74741200
I can back this up
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NRL ends at 11pm for a regular season game
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>>74741197
Why would I ever put manly in that multi over the cowboys lad?

With that lineup I thought that'd be the easiest game to pick. In fact it WAS the most likely outcome out of the other games, Knights / Rabbits was likely to go to Rabbits but Knights performed well. Panthers / Roosters could have gone either way and was a very close game.

This was sort of like an addition to my multi that'd be the icing on the cake but instead I get my ass filled with sea eagle cum.

>>74741200
Nah lightning strike lad, wanna come down to av tav or brothers?
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Can't wait for the Basedogs to put 50 on bitchly next week.
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>>74741213
Late for your appointment to get your boipussy pounded?
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cowboy r ded
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What did they mean by this?
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>>74741214
>cowboys missing Taumalolo, Scott, winterstein, Coote
>Fensom, Ponga and Bowen new to side and have no combinations yet

>thinking this would be an easy cowboys win

Fucking casual
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>>74741236
Fucking hate those dirty coconuts who pray after every game.

Exterminate every last one of them.
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Kyle Feldt his knee tear and kept playing cause he's a good goy

>>74741236
Literal virtue signalling
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>tfw only 2 of my 3 teams won this week
Kill me
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>>74741214
next time consult me before putting any more bets on. Especially multis.
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>>74741267
thinking face

If anything I should have left the roosters / panthers game out of the multi as that was the absolute punt here that could easily go either way.
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>>74741241

It's the same Manly side who got smashed by Souths at home after leading by 12.
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>this degenerate gambler and certified rugby-league casual STILL trying to justify his garbage tier bet
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>>74741301
>the guy who bet the farm on manly to win and is trying to justify his stupid decision by shitposting
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>>74741283
They can all go either way. Otherwise the bookies would not take the bet. I think I'm getting trolled here so moving on.

>>74741284
Souths are good. We will be top 8 for sure even without Glingles.
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>this degenerate gambler and certified rugby-league casual STILL trying to justify his garbage tier bet
>still
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>>74741284
>Belittling Souths who put up a solid performance against 2018 Premiers the Newcastle Knights
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>>74741267
http://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy

Watch out for this scammer. Suprised he hasn't been banned yet
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Is gambling the patricians tax avoidance method?
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>another week of captaining pooston and being disappointed

especially this week
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GOATLY GOAT GOATGLES
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>be tim simona
>force gf to get abortion
>go out partying and try to pick up one of her friends
>gf rats him out to the NRL

top kek
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Some of these Fox League shows are based.

Reminds me of when Footy Show was good.

Also Jesus have any of you seen Footy Show recently? It's fucking disgusting
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>>74741540
Dude is a cunt in every manner lel
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>>74741590
Sorry, I don't watch television
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>>74741590
The all women one after Nrl 360 is based. Didn't expect to be but it was.
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>>74741590
This Professor show is fucking garbage

It's just a show of making Facebook memes
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i still can't over that cowboys lose, i feel like my whole family just got nuclear holocausted.
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>>74741642
>le leaf ur tv on pls watch haha we maek fun of ourselvs
>hes hindie wun a premership hehe???
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>>74741590
Haha Yeah I love Foxtel I Pay for it All the Time!
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>>74741662
kek

but yeah I'm genuinely upset too. I know I shouldn't be but when pinga man gets rekt and JT plays like an old man (oh wait he his) - plus seeing ponga SMILING after the match. So dumb.

Not only that. But Scott is out for the YEAR - Ponga is leaving, Lolo is gone (let's face it)... plus Tamou leaving. Although tbf Tamou left to be with his family.

The cows are gonna be garbage next year. And in 2019, whether JT retires or not - they won't even make the 8
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>not using multiple Foxtel Play free trials just to watch the league shows they have

Most elite thing to do lads. Just watched Bryan Fletcher pack the shits because Matty Johns won't stop making Sterlo jokes
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>>74741876
How do you even make that possible without them stopping you
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>>74741908
I use a different card and email for each trial.

Also they now block individual devices from using more than one trial, so make sure to only use each trial on one device, and use another device (PS3, PS4, smart TV) for the next trial.
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>>74741939
they can only track devices via MAC addresses right? You can change them if so.
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>>74741979
I assume so, but I remember seeing someone on whirlpool saying they changed it and it kept blocking them for some reason.
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>>74742041
Ohh ok getting past my "expertise" I guess devices have a unique id that the app can grab and check. But like I said I might just be talking shit.
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Lets get this bad boy to 1000 lads!

>>74741939
So your system relies on an unlimited amount of devices while mine relies on copy pasting a HD url into VLC
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we won't get this to 1000, but what I know is that whomever gets the final post, their team will win the GF
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>>74741772
>seeing ponga SMILING after the match

He's just happy to get game time and up his skill level so he can walk into Newcastle and trigger more increased payment options
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is your team 3-0

but mine sure isn't
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>>74742486
>he actually takes teams and tips
Spectator master race here lad.
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>>74743519
>he doesn't support his local team
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>>74743629
>he doesn't just support whoever is winning at the time
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>>74743688
>tfw this is happening every day around sydney

literal sodom
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>>74742322

Last. Donating my prize to the Warriors btw
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>>74743735
2bh I can't bring myself to do that

been a cows supporter since I moved to Townsville from the NT since 2004. Also support the Blues in origin because when I first started following it I thought since i was born in sydney I'll go for NSW.

Not gonna lie I've secretly tried to support QLD but just couldn't bring myself to do it
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>>74743850
Well I am just memeing. I support teams too. Born in QLD, my first crush moved to Townsville though you probably banged her, live in NSW now still support the Maroons in Origin.
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>>74743913
>my first crush moved to Townsville though you probably banged her
>banged her

Haha.. yeah mate
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>>74743987
Mate, life is short. Always be looking to improve yourself, things can always get better. I can't give too much advice because I know I'm in a worse spot than you. You'll be right mate, set realistic goals and work towards them. I'm not a fatty but I've started exercising and I'm already feeling better. Little stuff.
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/Ourguy/
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>>74743850
how does a person born in sydney end up in the NT lad

I kinda wanna visit NT for the nature but dont wanna visit cause of the people
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>>74744085
dad was in the military
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>>74743850
wanna be friends townsville anon?
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>>74744161
is it worth checking out or nah

cause id have to go wit those tourist trip cunts i guess and thatd probably be shite after a day or so

i just wanna meme with crocodiles without getting eaten
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>>74744172
sure lad

do you live here?
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>>74744195
I lived in Katherine so I can't really give too good of an answer
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>>74744196
Yeah, I'm in Kirwan how about you mate?
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>>74744277
Idalia
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>>74744222
shit looks alright. probably filled with crocs and snakes though
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>>74744300
Yeah I do remember the creeks being pretty good 2bh
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>>74744289
True lad, what are you still doing up? Just having a couple beers here and wondering why my (cow)boys let me down tonight.
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>>74744332
2bh I'm about to go to bed lad. But yeah was a really confusing game.
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>>74744355
Ye, come over next time and have a few beers cobba.
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cowboys
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Last for Sean
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Last for the boys (cowboys)
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Last for based broncgods
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the boys lads
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The broncgods
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>mfw broncgods lose to the cowbucks next week
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>mfw brocgods win the GF through only 50% refball
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lets get this bad boy to 900 lads
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>>74746311

be a good lad and keep this thread alive until i wake up at 3pm
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REAL /walkgod/ hours who tf up
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/up/ here

BASED cowboys lads
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just stepped in a big smelly cowturd lads
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Just saw some bogan step in poo and scream that it was the cowboys fault lads
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*sharts*
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*pisses in mouf*
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second last for walkgod
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last for cowbucks
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lastest for broncgods
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>broncgods captained memeford

you literally cant make this up - go check

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dubs checkem
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