/cric/

Some Aussie comedy for you all lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqrzSIaBJBk

>>74728728
>3rd world sense of humour

>>74728879
ITS AUSSIE HUMOUR.

Have some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SwkMlEsCNA

wish the indian cricket media would stop trying to push the idea that jadeja is good

>>74729104
>t. Cook

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tfw no big titted indian gf

You are an absolute plebian if you don't realise that Australia are ahead in this match

Despite scoring his maiden Test century on day two in Ranchi, not everyone was willing to sing Glenn Maxwell’s praises.

After beginning the day on 82, the 28-year-old went on to register 104 before he was caught behind off the bowling of Ravindra Jadeja.

Former Australian fast bowler Brendon Julian wanted more from Maxwell, criticising the Victorian for failing to post an even bigger score given the state of the match and the favourable conditions for batting.

“I’m going to be critical and I love Maxwell and I want him to be in the side but when you’re 82 not out (at the start of the day) and you get your hundred, I know it’s emotional, but there was 200 there for him,” Julian lamented on Fox Sports.

“We didn’t even see Glenn Maxwell smacking them like we know he can and he had them (India), he had them by the scruff of the neck.

“Hopefully he learns from this innings and becomes a better player.”

>>74729991
ahead but still going to lose

7-5-8 inch long, 5.5-6 inch around, foreskin should be present but smooth out nicely behind the glans. skin should be unblemished, the balls shaved and the rest trimmed with scissors

#elite

in terms of colour a subtle tan is nice. no prominent veins

balls should be large and well contained in a taut sack

Cricket will always be the winner

>>74729206

have to say, the brown skin makes my dick twitch and i'm not even indian

>>74730997
it's our colonial instincts vs her exoticism

god built her to satisfy us

>Memeswell hits a Test century
>Bruce McAveney is actually dying
We're living in the good timeline lads.

Big day for Latham

If he gets out early again it's going to be a slippery slope

>>74730928
wtf I love leafs now

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>tfw been ill for over 7 months with loss of appetite, now have a cough and chest pain
>had an abdominal ct scan 2 months ago because i coincidentally had abdominal bloating and constipation, that came back clear
>still feel fucking ill
>doctor won't give me any more scans, thinks im a hypochondraic etc
>convinced i have lung cancer
>need a chest ct
>cant afford to go private
what do lads

i'm not sure the cricket world can afford to lose a breadth and depth of knowledge this unparalleled

>>74732960
>It's lupus

but seriously find an internist, normal GP's don't know shit.

>>74732960
cant you just go see a new doctor?

>>74733050
i have seen a lot theyre all like herr derr youre too young to have teh cancer i cant refer you

>>74733065
have you considered that your physical health is attached to the performance of the English cricket team?

I agree rolling mid match is silly these days

Just as silly as bringing out a sledge hammer to flatten the bowlers foot holes if the slip

>>74733089
england doesnt care about cricket senpai, i dont expect them to do good

Will Latham break the under 10 runs and out curse?

>Fluff in charge of reviews

>>74730040

i created that meme lads ama

>>74733206
It was a pretty fair call in all honesty. You can understanding why he did it.

>>74733185
JUST

Latham is a fucking mess

Why even play at that

>>74733384

He's fucking over Williamson, too, having to come out so early

>it's a new zealand choke against south africa episode

I for one am delighted to see the Kiwi Cowan being exposed

Literally the only difference between Cowan and Latham is a couple of tests against ZimZam and Bangers

Haha the state of >us

FUCK

Game over

Literally Lathams fault

Reminder that the pitch is a fucking road

Reminder that Ben Stokes and Matt Renshaw both lived in Poo Peeland

Reminder that the parents of both considered Peeland a shithole and fled, subsequently depriving PP of the only two decent cricketers they'd otherwise have

Fucking chokers

If >we could wear pajamas playing tests would >we do better

Curse of the whites imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45V_mIHkpk&feature=youtu.be

>you will never be an sjw chad
why even live

this guy must get more pussy than we can even comprehend

>>74733548
this is literally true

>>74728524
Who is this erection perfection?

>>74733550

Jesus christ

Looks like a butch lesbo

>it's a rigor gets mad over the over rate and the length of the drinks break episode

I like this one

>>74733712
looks like the dark third drummer lmao

>>74733903
KEK

>>74733550
His buthurt is palpable 2bh

Also doesn't his logic kind of fall apart, as a white male he is saying that white males shouldn't have a say in racism or sexism. Yet he is saying how they should treat it...

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>>74734082
i think you might be on to something

>YEEEAH-AHWWwwwwwww
Every fucking ball

Phew

Nice Jeet

>>74734295
Pretty impressed with the partnership honestly.
Hope he can guide us into a good one not just to help us win but because they being troopers out there and deserve a nice score to reflect it.
>inb4 who really deserves what

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tfw no skinny pakistani gf

All you need in life is some line and length lads

>>74734478
whyevenlive?

cricketers i like-

marlon samuels
steve smith
trent boult
mohammad amir
johnny bairstow
Ajinkya Rahane
rengana herath
graeme smith
asad shafiq
mushfiqur rahim
rashid khan
ben stokes

cricketers i don't like-

joe root
alistair cook
virat kohli
fraudwin
stuart broad
neil wagner

Why are batsmen always manlets?

>>74734759
>cricketers i loath with every fibre in my being
James Anderson

>>74734879
he's a great new ball at home bowler on green tracks against sub-par opposition

>Morklel

>>74735283
>actually getting out to morklel

>>74734912
>tfw 39 years old
>time is literally nothing to me at this point
>I haven't seen any family member in 12 years
>haven't had a friend in 37 years since I was 2 and played with another baby who lived next door
>have pictures of me and that baby together
>sometimes I have a dinner party where I cook for a picture of that other baby and feed it mac and cheese
>mac and cheese is 50% of all the food I eat
>only hot food I have eaten in 11 years is Mac and Cheese and the occasional McDonalds
>Used to go to Red Rooster but the one by my house hired a cute girl as staff 7 years ago
>scared to go back in case I make myself look foolish
>have a really shitty job as a hotel cleaner
>I am the head cleaner because I speak English
>co-workers hate me and make fun of me
>they had a party at christmas and were allowed to rent out the penthouse suite of the hotel
>I wasn't invited, had to clean the whole building alone for 3 hours
>one of them straight up told me 'If you had come to our party we would have thrown you off the balcony you fucking piece of fat shit'
>people hate me
>even random people in the street
>yesterday i was buying a replacement pair of chopsticks for the pair I had the last 6 years which started to smell
>asked the lady in the store if she had a pair she liked
>tried to be flirting and said 'beautiful women don't use chop sticks, they wear OPTICS' because she was wearing glasses
>she said to stop harassing her and kicked me
>didn't buy chopsticks even though I use them for my mac and cheese

My life is done. I'll never see anything new or experience anything I am scared to even buy myself a slow cooker.

>86/4

terrible performance

quoteas arent even from good, ~~we~~ beat them away and we're shit

literally strip nz of test status

>>74735373

>Neeshit

>New Zealand lead by 7 runs
SHIT EFRIKA BTFO

They're getting out to shit they shouldn't be even trying to hit

God bless, jeet

>losing 5 wickets to maharaj and morkel
such a weak era

How do we fix cricket?

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COME BACK

Did anyone cap that hurricanes fan dabbing lel

>>74735704
>wearing a yankees cap
why is this allowed

>>74735676
split the first innings in 2 so toss is less of factor
increase the size of the stumps
let only white men be curators

>>74735676
longer boundaries
make the games longer than 5 days(no time limit)
injury replacements aren't allowed
have cheerleaders and fireworks go off every time someone hits a 6

>>74735676

Bowl from both ends at the same time

>>74735676
Introduce strikes so I don't have to watch hack batsman play and miss 100 times and still make runs.

Why isn't uni cricket a big thing the way college baseball is in the states?
Why don't the play a giant uni cricket or aerial ping pong tournament like they do in college basketball in the states?

>>74736047

We don't make them whores like you do over there

Reminder that Shakib is basically a specialist batsman who bowls a bit these days

How did Mornay Merkel become South Africa's premier seamer despite being about their fourth best?

TFW no Ryder boyfriend

Is Mornay Merkel related to Angela Merkel?

Watching Raval and Watling reeaally soothes my autism lads

nz looking good for the win

Bane has been seriously exposed over 2016 and now this year

>>74736529
He's not in the MemeShit, Poot or Pissrat discussion anymore

>>74736529

H-he scored 130 last week

>that dubstep remix

Lmao trash

>>74736529
b-but he hit taskin ahmed for 4!

>ask my friend if he would have sexual intercourse with Laura McGoldthicc if Guptil was watching in the background
>tells me he's already cucked someone before so he wouldn't feel uncomfortable

we live in interesting times lads

>>74736683

I would love to 2bh

Pull on her hair a bit

Watching this tea party makes me wanna have a cuppa Tbh

>>74736734

Thank you for watching our unknown politicians

There's probably some Laura mcgoldrick nudes out there somewhere

This makes me happy

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Are Poo Peeland the most boring team lads?

>>74736683
How are the nephews lad?

Steven Cook has played like absolute shit the whole series.

>>74737003

Are latham

>>74736891
nowhere near

>>74736891
Go watch some of the Bangladesh v Sri Lanka matches at the moment.

just did a poo lads

what's /cric/'s favorite seppo sport?

Alright lads. New to cricket. Give me a rundown of the rules. Is this basically just baseball?

Currently watching New Zealand vs. Maharaj on ESPN, how good are these teams?

S T U M P E D
T
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E
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Really fucking tired of nz THROWING IT AWAY

It was so fucking wide

Just let it go for fuck sake

>>74737301
Based Warncuck

>>74737094
Hotdog eating

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Guarantee it will go up this year because of Drumpf

wew lads the brain mets are out in full force tonight

ouch

de bad selection

this team never gets any better

ogre

Drop Latham, neesham and the big man

We are done. All over by lunch tomorrow 2bh

Lads I have this giant tree branch that fell into my front yard but it's too heavy to move, what should I do?

>>74737440
chop it up

nz are worse than i ever imagined

DJ SNAKE

ON THE FLOOR

They let them get out of a 96/6 hole lmao they could of had a lead lol

couldnt even last until it rained lmao

even the players don't even care about cricket lmao

/cric/ approved tune-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAnSr5N3c8E

>>74737560

Shan't be listening to this

You are an absolute patrician if you don't realise New Zealand are ahead in this match

THEY DID IT FOR THEMSELVES
IT'S TRUE
AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY HURTS
THEY DID IT TOO THEMSELVES

Who is South Africa's greatest ever spinner?

Nz is the new india

>highest scorer from NZ is indian
>highest wicket taker from SA is Indian
hmmm

JUST

>>74737637
>>74737638

Wtf

>>74737638
It means you live in a colony who citizens were taken all around the world to become effectively slaves

HA HA
TIME FOR POOULT

>>74737598
Pat Symcox or Paul Adams

who /raindance/ here lads

>>74737660

LMAO HE'S NOT EVEN PLAYING

>>74737638
Fake news
118+7 > 36+80

worst black caps team in a long time

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>New Zealand lead by 76 runs with 2 wickets remaining

Being BJ Watling must be miserable.

Seriously would be booing

gday aussie lads

what's the best radio station to listen on? im just listening to abc grandstand at the moment but is there any better ones

>Australia match starts soon
>Better collapse already

gj NZ

>>74737732
Does Dom Knight still do the quiz?

Much prefer the rugby

Watching the AUS v IND match the other night actually made me want to cry. Having two openers that can get 40+ each just isn't fair.

Just watched Maladolescenza lads.

I literally blame Latham for this loss

>>74737754
no idea my old man always listens to abc only station I thought would be broadcasting the game

Doug Bollinger 23* (22) right now and we still have Josh Hazlewood in the test team? Smh.

Anyone up for some karaoke?

>>74737785
t. Kim Beazley

>>74737812
SOMEBODY

>>74737758

Latham and Raval are solid, Latham is just hopelessly out of form.

Nz couldn't even bat a full day

Fall of wickets 1-0 (Peirson, 0.2 ov), 2-1 (Labuschagne, 1.6 ov), 3-3 (Burns, 4.2 ov), 4-7 (Lynn, 5.3 ov), 5-13 (Heazlett, 6.1 ov), 6-19 (Wildermuth, 8.6 ov), 7-21 (Neser, 10.3 ov), 8-46 (Gannon, 18.2 ov), 9-50 (Feldman, 18.5 ov), 10-61 (Hartley, 21.6 ov)

>>74737908
Sounds like Queensland is back to usual

>>74730042

Brendon Wholian?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who selected this side

>be me
>be 25 from the south east-of england and born into a pretty well off family
>never really made that many friends throughout school because a bit of a sperg and quite ugly
>discover 4chan when i was like 18, been completely hooked since
>completely fail at school(a-levels) because lazy
>did some shit course at the university of edgeware
>had one girlfriend ever and she was quite fat, even tho i didnt realize it at the time
>apart from that lots of drunken mistakes
>my whole life has been a complete mistake, all i have to show for anything is an autistic knowledge of test cricket from ~2003 onwards
>now have lung cancer but doctors dont give a shit
what do lads

>>74737954
Who would you pick?

SA all out for 70 cap this

>>74737966
This persona is growing old

>>74737976

Would put some youth in there :)

>>74737966
kys yourself Tbh

why the FUCK would you review that

>>74737993
literally u wot m8

Terrible lol

Literally given up

Throw Patel on and try get some fucking spin outta this cunt pitch

Really triggered

>Be 30
>Dropped from the Australian side
>Struggling to stay in a Sheffield Shield first XI
>Career circling the drain
>Flash forward 5 years
>The handsomest person to ever play for NZ

How did Ronchi pull it off?

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>>74737908
Nice job boys. Gave Hartley the send off he deserves


Guess i'd better change this file name.

lads, should I make a netball thread? y/n

new thread

>>>/int/72434257

just give neesham and wagner the rest of the overs and send the rest to the pub

indian commercials kek

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rW61awubGv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18UBZ6Ty6xr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HbQSrmbIio

Why were Hilfenhaus and Bollinger not giving more chances?

>>74738194
>Posters : 26
fucking dead poomunity

Watching Poojara trying to be the next Dravid is cute

>>74738237
It's 8 overs into the only match which matters being played today

is kohli even allowed to bat?

>>74738248
He'll have to lower his average a couple of points to do that XD

>>74738194
Hilf was given plenty of chances and the rug was too fat.

Aussies would luv to see Pujara block all day, a blocker is no threat, eventually he'll give you his wicket without troubling the sorcerer much.

>>74738304
Is this a copy and pasted comment? If so that's hilarious

>>74737598
Nicke Boje

>>74738194
both shit

>>74738321
Yes. This community is kept alive by me copy pasting comments from reddit

>inb4 6 more hours of this boreblock coming up

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>tfw paraguayan prossy gf

>>74738304
>its an indian uses google translate episode

I'm cummins to your mum's vijay

>>74738382
I think its a bangaladeshi

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>test cricket

would you let cummings vijay in your poojara???

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>South Africa require another 57 runs with 9 wickets remaining

>>74738452
>Balding
>Has Cancer
>Can't even get digits
JUST

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>18 runs in an hours play
>14 of those from boundaries, one from an extra
>test cricket

>>74738476
>141/1

Richardson and Bond make a really nice pair up in the box.

What if cricket wasn't constrained to just 5 days, would test matches last 2 weeks?

just woke up

slept in a bit today

>>74738614
t.brainlet

>>74738194
>le swing the ball out of the hand man
popped a stiffie whenever they showed Hilfenhaus bowl in slow motion though, perfect seam every time
Doug was just shit

bangladesh on top 5 in the world watch

>>74738194
what happened to Stuart Clark

he was literally better than hazleshit

good lungs

>>74737966
join the public service desu

>>74738452
>that hairline
J U S T
U
S
T

>>74738626
At least he's not dying

god /sp/ is fucking shit

literally never leave /cric/ now, even /afl/ has gone down the shitter

>>74738681
theres literally nothing wrong with being dead

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>be 26
>apply to coles stock room gig
>get the interview
>"so what makes you coles material"
>I'm organised
>tfw room is a disaster and haven't cleaned the dirty apartment in years
>generations of mice in my takeaway containers
>"ok anon,we will call ya back"
>never get called
>tfw not even qualified to stock milk in a freezer or boxes in the back

>>74738685
i dont even look at /sp/ outside of /cric/ anymore

>>74738696
reckon virat's going to bat?

Watching The Aviator (2004) pretty comfy Tbh. I didn't realize Errol Flynn was from Tasmania

>>74738709
No. I think these two are going to pull a Laxman-Dravid and bat until tomorrow evening.

>>74738729
this is why you didn't get hired

post yfw the Spud bowls >Wade before Maxwell

>>74738452

is this cancerlad?

>that's what happens when you're not allowed to consult the dressing room

kohli is such an insecure little shit

Going to go drink. Unrelated to this game of course.

kholi is that block from high school that's always talking shit but when you confront him he runs of to the teachers

india will win by 8 wickets
GOATledesh will win by 5 wickets

screencap this post

>>74738380
>paraguayan
>blanca

kek

>>74738696

you on that NEET?

>>74738763
FKA "the amir show guy"

>>74738834
paraguay is white!!!

Robbed of 2 wickets in 2 balls.

>vijay was out just the next ball they lost the review
Pottery

>>74738874
genuinely livid at meme shit

ball hit the pad before the bat

3rd umpire is a tard

>its an india score 600 episode
literally cricketing desu

>fucks up the reviews
>ADHD
>IQ of 80
>no idea on how to rotate bowlers
>lower average than Voges
>can't even score a double century

Meme Shit Ltd

N O R E V IE W S L E F T
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>>74738896
Lee is saying that you there's a spike before

gods*

>>74738793
>Being THIS butthurt he called Australians out for cheating.
>B-b-but Faf licked the ball hang him

Why is it alright for Australians to do anything but not anyone else? I can guarantee you we would be asking for Kohli's head if he did the same thing Smith did and they regularly do for much lesser offences, but then when he does and does the shit Australian cricketers do we can't take it. You call him out for complaining yet Australian cricketers literally bitch and make excuses about the most asinine bullshit on a regular basis every time they fuck up and fail.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/cricket/former-sri-lankan-team-manager-launches-stinging-attack-against-australian-cricket-team/news-story/930f97ed7aff3dda4f839522901fccf4

Fuck the Australian cricket media shits me.

You CANNOT dispute me on this, and don't bother replying.

>>74738853

qt tbf

>>74738927
tired of this gimmick

nice bowling ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''attack'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' australia

>>74738927
Australia is LITERALLY dindu nuthin':the team

>indian stream ads

what are all these white indians

legit never seen them in my life

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Is a draw still a half win for Australia?

>>74738957
>Smith and Handscomb both immediately accept that they did the wrong thing
>Australia is LITERALLY dindu nuthin':the team

Did Stuart MacGill really beat his wife?

>>74738972
They accepted that their made up narrative of it being a """"brain fade"""" was the wrong thing.

>>74738980
yeah ama

>>74738927
>You call him out for complaining
Actually he was called out for making completely unsubstantiated claims of cheating.

>>74738927
It's called playing the heel, you mong. Kohli knows exactly what he's doing.

>>74738972
Yeah alright, doesn't mean they shouldn't get punished for it. I mean if Faf du Plessis gets fined for rubbing spit on the ball they should at least pay some sort of penalty. Gives me the shits that every time Australia does something like this our media tries to downplay it yet we crucify visiting cricketers if they do shit that's even within the rules of the game.

Fucking pussy Kyrgios play the fucking game you soft cunt.

Jarryd

Kohli got called out for making shit up and apologised for it.

This le AUSTRALIANS CAN'T DO NOTHING WRONG XD MEME completely makes no sense in this instance.

You cultural cringers are fucked in the head

What are the poodictions from here on in?

>>74738943
name a better bowling attack for all conditions across the world than Australia

ill wait

wow this is about to get so ugly for aus

going to sleep now, i predict-india 385/3 when i wake up

Would laugh if the Saffas choked from here.

>>74739042
India get 700, win by an innings

>>74739042

me being bored shitless and having to find something else to do on my Saturday

>>74739038
>Letting Virat get into his head

>>74739046

>40 runs in 2 hours

India are playing for a draw you casual

>>74738927
>>74739007
He was punished. He lost the ability to review the decision. Kohli was criticised because he claimed with absolutely no evidence that Australia were doing it all match. Evidence of that nature would be ridiculously easy to find (if it existed) considering the camera goes straight to the batsman/captain when there's a possibility of a review.

>>74739052
this

who can stop WINdia?

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>>74738696

>25
>Got engineering degree because "tons of jobs in STEM LOL"
>Everyone else I graduated with getting $60k/yr jobs right out of the gate
>Too retarded to get one for a year
>Flubbing interviews every which way
>Finally get one at a tiny startup with less than 20 people
>Get laid off because "we need someone with more experience"
>Didn't even work there 6 months, so couldn't get unemployment
>Could only find new job as a QC in some manufacturing plant
>Fellow people on the shop floor try being nice
>Try in return, but flub every single conversation
>tfw they all hate me now
>tfw too fucking autistic to make friends or even be a good friend
>tfw never going to get a rewarding career
>tfw resigned to mindnumbing factory work for the rest of my life

I had every opportunity and I blew every single one. I'm not even 30 and I know it's not gonna get any better. I might as well get a pistol and end it already.

>>74739038
>apologised for it
No he didn't you flog.

>>74739052

Not even a meme. They will bat out today and tomorrow, set >us 200 with 3 and a half sessions to go and bowl >us out before tea on day 5

>>74739007
the only punishment the laws of the game permitted was for Meme Shit to not be able to use a review
Meme Shit could have only been charged with an additional code-of-conduct violation, but that means that he had to have intended to violate the "spirit of cricket" which was impossible to demonstrate. That's one of the main reasons why the BCCI withdrew their complaint.

you should be asking why Pissrat gets off for making up literal, unsubstantiated bullshit while Warner got fined for saying he thinks de Villiers may have been using his gloves to scuff up one side of the ball in 2014.

who's coming sydney /cric/ net sesh?

>>74739063
>India bat slowly without losing wickets
>"Kek, they're playing for a draw. What cowards and losers."
>Australia doing the exact same thing last test
>"It's elite and tactical play, you mong."

>>74739097
tired of this gimmick

>>74739073

least you have a job lad

Dawg I love Test cricket as much as the next guy but gotta admit that watching these two bat is about as interesting as watching pain dry.

>>74739097
keep tipping that fedora lad

Are these greentext depressing life stories for real or just a new meme?

>>74739104
95% of the workforce has a job. That in itself is not an achievement

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>>74739105
>about as interesting as watching pain dry
??

>>74739106
That doesn't even make sense

>>74739097
>What cowards and losers.
A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while refuting an argument that was not advanced by that opponent

>>74739112
wouldn't all of the workforce, by definition have a job?

>>74739129
workforce
ˈwəːkfɔːs/
noun
the people engaged in or available for work, either in a country or area or in a particular firm or industry.

>or available for work

I don't know why newcunts respond to le fug le australia man 2bh.

Just let him do his thing, and ignore him.

>>74739129
No, the workforce, by definition, consists of those who are employed or who are available for work even if not actively seeking it.

>"Kohli said he had made the umpires aware of the matter on two occasions before the third one played out in full view"
>not in the BCCI complaint
>not corroborated by the umpires
>no video evidence despite Meme Shit's every move being broadcasted internationally before a potential review

>>74739136
looking for work is a job though

t. newstart

gotta be a wicket soon

>>74739128

>>74738495
>>74738373
>>74738304

>>74739112

who /5%/ here?

>>74739139
>even if not actively seeking it
I don't think that is entirely accurate

For examples housewives are technically available for work in so far as they (most) have the capacity to do it if they so chose. But for the purposes of measuring unemployment they are not considered part of the workforce.

Whereas everyone on NewStart is considered part of the workforce, even the generational dole bludgers who have never applied for a job in their life.

>>74739138
>being this butthurt

Will Kohli be batting at 4?

KOHLI IS LAUGHING, HOW DARE HE, THAT PETTY CUNT.

Fellow cunts and bhenchods let us put triggering captains and shitcunt umpires behind us and just unite in our solidarity for our hatred of England.

Should I watch Fire Walk With Me if I haven't seen Twin Peaks season 1 and 2?
I remember someone here recommended it to me

>>74739163
No it is. The unemployment rate doesn't measure the employment of the workforce but the employment of those who are part of the workforce and also are willing and able to work.

i reckon south africa will win this

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>me on the left

NZ cucked again

>>74739193
No, you have to watch the TV show first

>>74739193
It literally spoils the show you retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nSqDMqCJQw
fire walk with me was kino

NZ bowling Amla into the best form he's been in since 2014

I was neet from like 2000-2008 before it was the cool thing to do on the Internet. ya'll just a bunch of nouveau neets

>>74739213

How old are you now? What do you do? Why were you NEET for so long?

You are an absolute plebian if you don't realise Australia are ahead in this match

>>74739213
>counting school days as neet
hmm

>>74739158
None of those posters called the batsman cowards, losers or any other equivalent word.

>>74739226
They are ahead but they're out of reviews and can still collapse in the 2nd innings

this is dumb cricket sucks
fucking umpires have no balls anymore

lmao those leg byes and hazlewood's face

Why is caring about American politics frowned down on in /cric/ ?

American affairs have a real and every day impact on life in Australia. If you don't care about what happens there you are nothing short of a moron.

NZ just lost inside 3 days to a team they had at 6-94

fucking hell

S O K
O
K

>>74739218

Ended up getting an accounting degree, now just have a 60k office job, might be 70k soon

>>74739234
So you don't understand hyperbole?

>>74739245
It's a clusterfuck all round right now lad.

>poojay

POOLAPSE

fuck that cunt
got'im

clap now you little cunt

BTFO

>charging down the wicket in the last over before lunch

get a brown dog up ya

>>74739235
You're a freshcunt Ranjeet

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE SOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYY

>>74739257
desu im loving it

>prices on all the vice stocks (/cric/ suggestion) i invested in back in Jan are soaring
>Fed raises interests rates, leading all the Boomers and Gen X property investors in Sydney with 450 year mortgages to collectively shit themselves

virat poohli to shit it up after lunch and blame muh injury

Just slid one through the Vijayjay

>>74739268
freshie here's a (you)

>>74739256
How the hell does calling the cricket boring imply the batsman are cowards or losers? Take the L on this one.

Why have we not seen more punch ups in cricket lads? Surprised every match involving Ian Healy, Brad Haddin or Wade didn't result in one eventually.

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Nice match going hmm

is pissrat coming on?

>>74739285
So you don't understand hyperbole?

>>74739291
DELHI
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H
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>>74739295
Looks like it

>>74739291
>tfw no qt brown gf

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fucking hell

>>74739307
Misrepresenting people is not hyperbole.