What happens if Dortmund wins UCL with a goal of him in the final?

>>74725646
USA will win the next World Cup

/sp/ would be unreadable for a couple of days.

USA will finally have caught up with San Marino, Zimbabwe, Kenya and Lithuania in producing a CL winning player.

As it stands, you haven't produced a single one...

LMAO

>>74725677

I wonder when the UK will.

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>>74725691

>>74725691
Rooney won it not that long ago, and Lampard. Or are you mentally sick?

>>74725677
Dortmund had an American player called Kirovski when they won the CL

>>74725691
are you mentally ill?

Scotland on its own has about 30 winners. that's probably about double your pathetic country

>>74725733
did he play in the final?

no

does he have a CL medal?
no

then he's not a CL winner

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>>74725646
>scores against benfica
>goat

>>74725691
kek

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>>74725762

>this benfikek

>>74725691
>>74725742
I just checked.

Austria has produced two CL winners EVER.

well done, Austria, well done. you've produced the same number as Finland, Mali, Cameroon and Peru.

i'm literally LMAOing @ ur countries life

>>74725753
>does he have a CL medal?
>no
yes he does

>>74725779
what your source desu?

>>74725753
he didn't play in the final but he played in their cl campaign and got a medal

>>74725753

He didn't make the final 18 but he got a medal and has still technically "won" the champions league

>>74725805
say it with me drumpfkins,

U S A

U S A

U S A

the most i ever laughed at a post on here was someone responding to an Argentinian with "t. Tyrone Maradona"

>>74725646
>Christian Pulišić
>1.73 m

what a fucking manlet wew

>>74725646

Not gonna lie, former Dortmund supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Tuchel crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the champions league! Good thing Nate Silver predicts a less than 1% chance of that happening.

>>74725646
You wake up from fantasy land

>>74725862

Is the public opinion of him that low in Germany? even after last season?

>>74726030
No, though there's been a good share of media shit stirring, because he doesn't want to act pally with them like Klopp.

>>74725862
>former Dortmund supporter

Bayern already fills their stadium up quite well. Why did they pay for you to move to Munich and attend every game?

>>74726030
Who? Tuchel or Pulisic?

With Tuchel it's a mixed bag, last year he was praised for becoming the best runner-up in Bundesliga history.
This year he here and then made some weird decisions that drew some criticism, but generally he's well respected I'd say.

Pulisic doesn't really have a "public opinion" about him yet.
He's seen as a talented kid with huge potential, but so far not many talk about him. Too many young players in his situation have failed before him.
The remarkable thing about him is that ESPN and other American media crews are constantly present at Dortmund trainings every other week since Pulisic started playing regularly.

I saw an ESPN camera crew myself last time I was there.

>>74726165

Tuchel, I guess he got some slack for the Schurlle deal, but considering all the arrivals and departures in the summer he's done pretty well this season I thought.

And ESPN hype him so much, the same with FOX when they show dortmund games, Hopefully the pressure wont get to him being 18

>>74725830
I once saw a pidgeon trying to eat a whole burger