ready to fucking die, you fucking faggots?

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>we're ready

im really fucking hype

bayern have the best ties in recent years

RAMOS
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>>74725357
Can I get quick rundown on this guy?

>>74725357
>singapore
is this you wilson raj perumal ???

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>>74725346
>ready to fucking die, you fucking faggots?

>>74725357
hand me a brief summary on this individual?

>>74725406
>>74725467
He's a nobody managing the worlds greatest and most historic football club so obviously he's just a face.

Ready to make history with an easy 0-3 win in Munich.

>>74725406
>>74725467
Does absolutely nothing and manages to win thanks to Uncle Florentino and Le 95' header man

His team performs even worse when he actually gives directions

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>>74725406
>>74725467
Quick rundown on him:
>UEFA bow to the Zidanes
>in contact with referees
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control UEFA with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first rigs in the Champions League (Real Madrid will be the Champions)
>keep Atletico Madrid off the Champions League
>keep Simeone under wraps
>hold back Catalan independence
>own basically every Algerian editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Zidane's Babies
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He is Zinedine Zidane
>You likely have Zidane's hair genes inside you right now
>Zidane is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to Florentino Perez
>He learned fluent Italian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Zidane
>He is 43 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, He is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Zidanes will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>74725438
This was the gayest thing I've ever seen in a soccer game.

>>74725556
>thanks to Uncle Florentino
Real would be a better team without that slurping president.

>>74725564
Well done, saved.

>>74725578
Without his La Liga rigging they'd be struggle to even reach EL, what are you on?

>>74725624
ty i worked hard on it

>>74725564
>You likely have Zidane's hair genes inside you right now
>Zidane
>hair

>>74727525

That's the joke retard, 2/3 of men go bald

>>74725346
الحقيقي هو أفضل ناد على الأرض

>>74725564
>Only iron fist, but not 'fair'
Subtle. Nice

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>>74725531
>>74725556
>people rating zidane

>>74725346
>A fucking leaf

>>74725346
t. Alex Schwartzman

Honestly if it's anything other than Bayern vs Barca in the final I will be shocked.
They've both been on top form so far.
I'm on Bayern to win the whole thing.

Is this, dare I say it, the new Portoposting?

>>74728501
Its better

>>74728201
>barca
>top form

>>74729212
>Needs to win by 5 goals to stay in the champions league
>25-1 odds of qualifying
>Wins 6-1

>>74727841
t.baldie

>>74725438
This shit was gayer than the goo finger guy.

>>74727841
lol no

>>74725438
My god i had forgotten about this disgusting celebration

>>74729324
>lose the very next game against deportivo

Barcelona have been playing like shit, at least in comparison to the way they were murdering everyone last season with MSN

>>74730325
thing with barca is that if MSN are in form they can win against every team in the world, right now Messi and Suarez have been displaying average permormance (Suarez especially) with Neymar dissapearing, but once in a while Neymar comes back and the trifecta is back on, thats how they won against PSG.

>>74729324
>needed refball to win
Try again Bong

>>74730661
>using refball as an excuse
Nice meme.
They would have won pens anyway most likely.

>>74731048
You can't be this retarded

>>74731063
That's where you're wrong kiddo

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>>74731355
based mullel will score

>>74731688
he won't even play

thank you based Carlo for benching this trash

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>>74731776
>disliking based mullel

hope you're ready to A P O L O G I Z E

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>>74730325
>>74730381
>>74730661
>>74731048

>>74731688
>>74731355
>>74732978

>4 goals all season in all competitions
>1 goal in 21 bayernliga appearances

>>74730381
the problem is in the midfield you dumbass, thae last game they have to put messi in that zone cause L Enrique dont know how to solve thi shit

>>74733085
T O L D
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D

>>74730325
They were refballed against Depor, Abdul, and after the titanic effort against PSG. But I'm guessing a bomb planting muslim doesn't know much about sports

>>74725438
I think he is gay.

>>74727867
أظهر لهم أيها البوسني

>>74725372
>im really fucking hype
Speak English, please.

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>thinking real stand a chance against the ridiciously stacked team that is bayern
>resting all their faith on a guy known to not score in big games
>thinking they wont be cut from the inside

>>74725346
hehe funneh reddit frog mate