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The chiefs are terrible edition.

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4

>Friday 17 Mar
CRU 33 - 24 BLU
21:45 REB 11 - 7 CHI, Melbourne (in progress)

>Saturday 18 Mar
06:00 BUL v SUN, Pretoria
19:35 HUR v HIG, Wellington
21:45 WAR v BRU, Sydney

>Sunday 19 Mar
04:15 LIO v RED, Joburg
06:30 SHA v KIN, Durban
08:40 JAG v CHE, Buenos Aires

*All times RWCT*

NEWS
http://www.superxv.com/news/

STANDINGS
http://www.superxv.com/table/
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Reminder
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Red card. Remove the scum.
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spoke too soon lmao
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This was a yuko
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>losing to an Australian team
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Is there a bigger meme than Australian sports coverage?
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>taking off Beaver
it's like they want to lose
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>mfw a jaguar destroys a cheetah one on one every time

sorry boys
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>>74724402
>not getting a bonus point vs a team every other kiwi team this year has
>losing to the team every single kiwi team this year has won with a bonus point

How can the Chiefs even get on a plane to come home after this 2bh. Should be strung up in the street as soon as they set foot in NZ
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>Playing an attacking fullback at 10
>Playing a 10 at 12
>Suprised there is no fluidity

Mckenzie used to play 10, but after his Chiefs career he is solely an attacking fullback. His defence has improved but you can't fault him, he's just a small cunt.
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>>74724403
AFL doesn't award Tasmania with a franchise
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>>74724428
>Watching AFL

It's a combination of basketball, soccer and league played on a cricket field.
It's a massive game of force back where you can chase tha ball, defend and tackle. It's the memeiest of all sport. Plus the 100+ points per team. Come on.
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I just realised there are zero Australians around tonight. You'd think they'd be here in droves with this prime shitposting opportunity.
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>losing the ball 5m out
Have the Chiefs stolen the Blues usual spot at the bottom of the NZ conference?
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>>74724460
Go check /cric/
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only took them an hour
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>>74724460
They're too scared of me
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>>74724419
Guess their bye couldn't come at a better time.
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AVO AVO AVO
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>>74724470
Even a poopeelian could bash you m8
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>>74724472
Here's hoping they come back playing like they should
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ABACATE
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>>74724472
The coaches need it as much as the players from the looks. Picking this starting team shows they must be under immense stress atm.
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>another card

Poor discipline. Like the rest of their game 2bh
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>>74724339
arent they getting removed from super rugby? :(
>>74724355
come on saracens are like new york yankees or real madrid. i dont want to be THAT much of a bandwagoner.
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> fauuli

he really is the next nonu
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>no arm charge from a queefs player not getting carded at a crucial time

Hmm, where have I seen this before?
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>>74724503

It should have been a card. The other 2 shouldn't have been though.
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Just when i had hope of the Chiefs winning this game they go and concede a penalty

I might be on pooicide watch if this kick goes over
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Can you guys imagine the Mad Monday this week.
Shitspouter better tell his mum not to go to work. I can't imagine anything short of a dead prozzie 2bh.
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>>74724504
i mean crusaders*
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>>74724516
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>74724504
Nobody gives a single fuck what you do.

It's like asking an EPL thread which MLS team to support.
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not a women in the waikato left unbeaten
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>>74724504
it would be pretty neat to support both saracens and crusaders being that they were opponents, in my opinion
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>>74724485
>>74724495
Highlanders away, Blues home, Hurricanes home, Rebels away is a tough schedule. 3 derbys then travel. They can get some rest re gather then play the Bulls in 2 weeks.
Highlanders have the hardest schedule, 4 NZ derbys then the Brumbies in Canberra
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>>74724525
I'm a Hamiltonian in Crushedchurch without a spouse to beat

What do lads
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>Fuck up a try
>dive to the ground and pretend to have cramp

The state of Chiefs, terrible culture, terrible leadership and terrible management. There will be news stories of harassed ladies of the night and meter maids come Monday night
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>>74724538
reconsider your life decisions
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Wouldn't want to be a female staff member working at the Chief's hotel tonight.
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thank fuck for >our forward pack
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>>74724538
Beat up a Crusaders player. It would be just like beating up a woman.
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Meme is a little cunt isn't he. Smaller than Cruds and smaller than TKB

He might be the smallest man on the field 2bh
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>>74724558
Way ahead of you mate. Not much I can change easily though as I'm most of the way through an engineering degree.
>>74724575
>Beat up a Crusaders player
I feel like that would be an ill-advised course of action
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KEK

Why the fuck did he touch that
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Really looks like Mckenzie is trying to phase out the grin. Not a bad call desu
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Sam Cane casually running into the man even though he could have stopped ten meters out.
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>>74724584
Has a bet on. He thought they were going to get thrashed so is giving the Chiefs a helping hand.
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Rev up those apologies lads
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>missing THAT
kek
hes done lads
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CANEEEEEEE

FUCKING GET IN
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Over for Rebeldes
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Hahahahahahahahahahsha

Literally a fat prop could have slotted that down the middle
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Sorry you were robbed Rebels.
You deserved the win.
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>>74724596
Apologies for doubting >our lads

Shouldn't have made such hard work of it though
Should have made a bonus point
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KEK
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>Mckenzie
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>game starting to look a bit dicey for the Chiefs
>ref calls start going their way

:thinking:
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>>74724615
This
Chiefs have played like shit and should have had gotten away with a fair bit 2bh
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*wins the match with a bonus point while teaching the team a lesson about intensity*
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this is the ultimate case of the score not reflecting the game
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Great finish ggwp chiefs
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BONUS POINT. NO ONE CAN STOP US
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Reminder that without old boys refing for them the Chiefs would never have won a title
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Why can't the Chiefs play like that for the first 60 minutes?
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>>74724642
7D anti-gravity chess
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>>74724638
From the looks of it a cool breeze could fuck you over.
>not winning vs the Rebels by 65 points
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>chiefs copying the crusaders
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>>74724650
*loses to the chiefs*
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>>74724650
> missing the part where we beat the canes, highlanders and blues

gj m8

reminder this was an experimental team that fucking didnt work but we still got the BP
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>>74724642
They made a lot of changes and had a few injuries. It threw off the balance of the team. Mckenzie is not good at 10 anymore and is solely an attacking fullback. Donald is a 10 and should have been in first reciever rather than playing 12. It threw off the balance. That and you would have to day the Rebels lifted for this game cinsidering they're taking on the competition leaders, simple sports psychology.
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Imagine playing the rebels and trying to statpad instead of using it as a chance to try out some new things.

Statpadding is for smalltime teams
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>>74724683
Chiefs were also physically weakened after 3 derby ganes.
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>>74724665
>having to unironically fight back against a team being dropped from Super rugby
You can't make this shit up lad
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>>74724697
>having to unironically fight back against every team
Poosaders should be dropped from super rugby
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>>74724696
Does match against Azuis count as derby?
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>>74724726
KEK
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Titans up 26 - 14 over the Eels.
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>>74724696
The teams they played came off worse in all those derbies 2bh
Chiefs are the closest to full strength bar the Crusaders

Chiefs are the thugs of NZ rugby and should be treated as such. They are only ever in the news for beating women and harassing women. They are closer to a NRL team at this point than a Super Rugby team.

Video of them peeing in their own mouths when?
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>>74724779
>>>/n/rl
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>>74724781
Furious
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>>74724781
>Second year watching Super Rugby
>Thinks he's a promosexual

>>74724799
As for you, shut up you casual.
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>>74724820
freshie
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>>74724820
What's a promosexual?
I have been watching since before the Cats changed their name lad
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>>74724852
I still don't understand this reference
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>>74724820
>Calling someone new or casual
>Unironically replying to a tripfag
freshie
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who here /cheetohs/
>mfw people think we won't win da superr ugby this year
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>>74725179
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>>74725179
>>74725230
>there are people in /rug/ RIGHT NOW who don't when de Cheetos rhuled Le rouxst and ran lappies around their opponents.

Honestly wish there was an ability to block new users lads.
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>>74725499
This isn't even remotely coherent.
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>>74725499
Cheetos players seem to always inevitably leave the Cheetos after their first few breakthrough seasons, and then promptly become shit at wherever their new club is

Le Roux - moves to Sharks, becomes shit
Oosthuizen - moves to Bulls, becomes shit
de Jager - moves to Bulls, becomes shit
Lappies - moves to Bulls, becomes shit/injured forever

imagine what a team they'd have if they could actually hang on to local talent
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>>74725637
oh and of course how could I forget Adriaan Strauss. Great player at the Cheetos and immediately becomes turboshit at the Bulls
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>>74725637
goose just went full retard
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Grand slam, thank you ma'am
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http://www.englandrugby.com/news/england-sides-aiming-for-trio-grand-slams/
>a prospect of 3 grand slams this year
The Brazilian lad is right
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Jags lads
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>>74726369
Can his monkey brain even comprehend such a slamming of a grand nature?
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>>74725499
2013 Loins /rug/ was best /rug/
does anyone have the banter bus pic?
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>>74725637
>oosthuiszen
>bulls
"no"
full list that i can remember for cheetohs players that fucked off for more money/ because they werent getting picked for the boks
Goosen(france), ebersohn(france), coenie(shorks), nyakane(bulls), strauss(bulls), lood(bulls), brussouw(japan), juan smith(france), van der walt(shorks), lappies(bulls), le roux(shorks then wasps), ashley johnson(england), van zyl(bulls), burton francis (agen), riaan smit(france), sarel pretorius(australia then NH) WP Nel(scotland), sias ebersohn(western force),
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>bumpups vs sa team
ching chong ching chong duku duku kuroijin fuk u go homu
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what was the red card for?
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that bulls finish
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>>74724875
This is literally me.

Gotten a lot of free shit over the years for shamelessly flirting with store employees at coffee shops and food counters.
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>>74730057
>making someone feel so awkward they give you free stuff so you go away
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Right, how many of you worthless lightweight faggots aren't watching Eng v Irl U20s?
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>>74730459
Still worth it.
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>>74730556
did you literally make this image yourself you sad cunt
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still seething from that refball last night lads
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state of that turnip farming muck savage
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>>74730556

right here
dont fuck this up england
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englands scrum half is like a child
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that was close
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>>74730672
For the Blues or Chiefs?
Both got their fair share of refball in their favour
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cmon england lesbos, smash those irish gashlickers
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>>74731095
What % of female rugby players are actually straight?
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>>74730596
No, you useless spud sucker.
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>>74731121
None of them, I hope. Bloody 'ell there's some scary sights there.
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Fuck me that woman singing God Save The Queen was dogshit
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>commentators calling fartass 'fat ass' and 'farage'
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Damn, that Irish hooker's rough
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Who /welshbutsupportingenglandtommorow/ here?

>4th spot in the World Cup draw at stake
>potential for delicious Irish tears

C'mon England!
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Took two morning welshes today.

Must be from all the fibre in the coleslaw I made.
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>>74732674
I want England to lose because no grand slams 2bh
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>>74732695

>Took two morning welshes today

Well that's a coincidence, I shoved a Kiwi up my arse this arvo.
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>>74731121
I hope a lot of them. Nothings is hotter than a fit chick 2bh
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England's U20 and women have both won Grand Slams. The senior men are expected to do likewise.

Would've appreciated it if the women went for the try with time expired instead of kicking out the ball though.
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>>74732674
english lapdog being english

nothing new here

tired of supporting your english second XV?
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>>74732970
ireland never
england forever
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>>74732970
I think sacrificing a top 4 ranking spot just to see England fail is more pathetic surely?
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>>74732999
That would be cuckholdary
And 100% worse

But your still an English lap dog supporting them.

It's a bit of a catch 22 2bh
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>>74732674

No way.

Hate Ireland, but the thought of Eddie "the cunt" Jones and his cunts in chief, Mike Brown, Joe Marler and Maro Itoje, breaking the record makes me sick.

I hope the mick fucking batter them
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>>74732999

It's a perfectly acceptable sacrifice to make

>>74732874

Wait, did you actually, unironically watch womens rugby?
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>>74733702

>all those literally who's on Warburton's back

2015 feels like a lifetime ago.
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>>74733702

OFFICIAL BIGGEST CUNTS IN WHITE SHIRTS POWER RANKINGS

1. Mike Brown
2. Maro Itoje
3. Joe Marler
4. Courtney Lawes
5. James Haskell
6. Dylan Hartley


9001. Mako Vunipola
9002. Billy Vunipola
9003. Joe Launchbury
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who /grand slam/ here?
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>>74733906

wats dat?
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>>74733906
Wouldn't mind being the prozzie at their mad mundee 2bh
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>>74733906
pretty impressive arms desu
would get strangled to death by
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>>74733906
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>>74733906
They look exactly how I would imagine the England Women's Rugby Union team to look.
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>>74734138
All the young cuties with good cardio play 7s.
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On a real heater this week lads.
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>>74734220
>"Super" Rugby
>it's not actually very super at all
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>>74734265
I can confirm crusaders and blues this morning was pretty super.
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>>74734265
>"six" nations
>it's just Great Britain, Italy and France
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SUPER
SATURDAY
LADS
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>>74734357
You forgot Lesser Britain
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>>74734265
Girl on the left is how I imagine all UK girls look like. You just don't see that type of head shape here in the states
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>>74734355
>this morning
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>>74734456
Have you ever seen that movie 'Mars Attacks'? It's that look.
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FUCK the poosaders

FUCK cunterbury

FUCK the ref

FUCK that line judge

FUCK the dairy industry

FUCK earthquake proof housing
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Just watched Logan
10/10
Pure kino
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>>74736658
you are so mad right now
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>>74736899
Its pretty bloody good
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>>74736658
>FUCK the ref
>FUCK that line judge

Why? They were the Blues' best players.
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>>74736899
is it capeshit "good" or actually kino
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>>74736658
>FUCK earthquake proof housing

Ah Here
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>>74733718
It was a grand slam decider so I made a special exception. I'd watch the WRWC final if they changed their retarded format (so probably never).
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That blues scrum half pooloo seems pretty elite.
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>>74738399
Smith = Perenara > TKB > Pulu > bitchell poommund
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do people still watching this shit??!
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>>74738399
Dangerous ball runner and good at milking penalties.
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>>74737465
I felt like it was worth seeing in the theatre
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>>74738420
Current form Smith is below current firm TJ 2bh
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Eddie Jones for Lions coach when?
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>>74738922
too late for that shit lad
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>>74738997
I don't mean this year m8
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got a feeling like i should have picked the landers lads
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>>74739120
Who gives a shit about this dead rubber. Neither of those teams is good enough to win the comp.
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footrot flats is on lads
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>>74739120
Landers defence should be good with ben at the back. Offense wont be good enough though
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Who /hypedforgameoftheweek/ here
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>>74739437
That was last night 2bh.
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Those Barrett boys are elite, but quite hard on the eye.
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After all those years, the Highlanders finally have an away kit that actually look acceptable
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>>74739491
Evvery branch on the ugly tree
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>>74739492
they've had green and white for years mate
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>>74739492
Why the fuck did they go away from the maroon?!
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the packs have been getting lighter every year
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>>74739502
Was mostly green until last year wasnt it
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>>74739517
yeah must have remembered wrong
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>>74739522
I know at the start it was a much darker green, like grass
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>pooden pooratt
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>Beauden Barrett
>Jordie Barrett

>Ardie Savea
>Julian Savea

>Aaron Smith
>Ben Smith
>Fletcher Smith

Incredible amount of brothers on the field
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Suggested law change: the ball may be kicked over the bar and between the posts at any time, outside of the 22, provided it is NOT a dropkick for the points value of 1 (one).
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>>74739466
Chiefs Rebels was not game of the week. THE NZ derby of this week is now
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Yawn

This game is fucking boring considering the caliber of backs involved
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>>74739602
Blues crusaders you seething casual
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>>74739620
>that poorly reffed piece of garbage
you cant be serious
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FEKITOA!
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>they didnt even look at the right tackle
kek
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Liking this ref 2bh
>taking no shit from Ben
>telling the TMO he is trying to refball with the no arm tackle call

>>74739652
But that tackle was too far back for the question the ref asked for so can't interfere there
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I welcome the slow death of Rugby Poonion in Australia
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LE
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>>74739663
it was literally one phase behind the fekitoa one
they've done FAR further back ones than that
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>>74739668
>poopeelia completely irrelevant in all international sports
KEK
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>>74739668
A good reflection on the slow death of poopeelian society.
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>>74739668
So in 20 years the Rugby Championship will consist of NZ, Argentina, Japan and USA?
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Our Poonion funding will unironically be directed towards wogball in our life time, and I will be magnificent,

I don't even like wogball
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>>74739686
Back to /cric/ shithead
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This Fletcher Reed kid is actually holding up pretty well considering he's debuting against the dfending champions
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perfect set piece
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>scrum
>collapse
>scrum
>collapse
>scrum
>collapse
>penalty
>kick to touch
>lineout
>not straight
>take line out again
>maul
>taken out
>lineout
>arbitrary penalty given
>this is the height of poonion
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>>74739686
The wogs and muzzers that will flood your country will be pleased
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>>74739672
>did he ground the ball, otherwise I'm going to a line out

How do you try twist to a couple of phases before? I agree that it probably was a yellow card offence back then but the TMO wasn't asked that
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FADDES!
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>>74739713
Like 5min ago
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>>74739706
And the the polyshitskins will be seething
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>>74739705
Are you watching a provincial Aussie game on one of your sand fields?

The state of Aussie groundsmen 2bh
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>>74739707
he asked him to check for a dangerous tackle after that mate calm down
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>>74739723
No one young plays Poonion anymore, the sport is dead in a few years
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>>74739721
What's it like watching your country being taken by brown people?
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>LE FUB LE SHIDSKINNS
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>>74739731
I should ask you, you already know
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>>74739730
Your right. Those super rugby debutants in Aussie were old farts returning from retirement
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Jordie is pretty based 2bh
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ELITE moment from smith
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>>74739740
Wrong, they were the dying breed of private schoolers who are in poonion, and they are changing to soccer and AFL as we speak
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>>74739739
>Auckland has the smallest white demographic in NZ
>still whiter than Australia
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>all these frustrated poopeelians begging for attention from big strong /rug/
Kind of sad 2bh lads.
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>>74739756
There are far more Chinks, Pajeets and Polyshitskins in Auckland than whites. You are OVERRUN by chinks and pajeets even more with us, whilst simultaneously having to death with 14% of your pop already maoris slowly incorporating black american culture
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>private schools are dying in Aussie

Sad state of affairs to hear that the country of Australia is on such decline
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>>74739778
Are you getting ignored in /cric/?
You seem a bit upset.
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>>74739705
face it, union is the most popular rugby around the world for some reason.
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This ref is a character
>I'm not waiting for you mate
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>>74739778
When did you visit New Zealand lad?
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Its halftime lads, post /rug/ cuties
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@74739793
2010/11
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>>74739579
You forgot Conrad Smith. I actually thought that he and Ben are brothers.
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>>74739798
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>>74739802
Conrad isn't on the field
In the old all blacks we had A, B and C Smith
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>>74739798
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Only good thing about the Stormers desu
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>>74739798
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>>74739783
Lol (im not that guy - kiwi in bris)
>>
>>74739826
Who's the dude on the right?
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Coles, Crockett, S Barrett Retallick, A Savea, A Ioane, B Barrett, R Ioane, J Barrett.

Fill the gaps with more Barretts.

This is my team for the Lions tour.
>>
>>74739830
>based expat
How's the successful scaffolding business m8
>>
>>74739846
What's big ugly Barrett's name?
>>
>>74739813
The spirit of Conrad is always on the field when Hurricanes play. Solemn and silent he watches all games of his great legacy.
>>
RAZZLE DAZZLE
>>
What sort of cunt names their son "Jordie"
>>
>>74739846
>A Ioane

He's literally uninterested this season.
>>
What a play
Try of the year quality 2bh

>>74739859
Scotty
>>74739863
This is true
>>
THIS is what happens when two lucky bounce memes combine. No team will be able to beat the Hurricanes this year without paying off both the ref and the weather.
>>
JORDI BARRETT ON BEST BARRETT WATCH
>>
>>74739877

Chiefs already did. Crusaders will shit down their throats as well.
>>
red card lads
>>
>>74739883
>without paying off both the ref and the weather
>>
*debut in super rugby*
*break neck*
>>
Fuck
100% accident

Yellow

Decide the game
>>
>>74739883
Yeah and the chiefs paid off the refs. Trust the cumguzzlers to do the same tbqh
>>
>>74739888
Both teams play in the same weather you stupid bastard. If anything, the shitty weather that night would have helped the Canes.
>>
let off easy

if that was the blues it'd be a red
>>
Literally nothing wrong with that tackle. Pathetic midget Highlanders player should grow up.
>>
Marty Banks is best highlander
>>
>LEE FUGG LEE JEEVES
>LEE FUGG LEE ZADERS
>LEE REVBALL WAH WAH XDXDDD
>>
How different would Super Rugby be within PL-like deprecating crowd songs?
>>
Let off easy.

if that was the Chiefs it'd be a life ban
>>
>>74739903
Its a yellow any way you cut it mate
t. Canes /heart/ poster
>>
>>74739902
And a 4-week ban
>>
Man rugby would be the GOAT sport if props and hookers weren't so shit
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>ball handling skills
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>>74739925
also >that captcha
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Is Aaron Smith, dare I say, back?
>>
>>74739902
>90% arm to ball
>ball bounces leading to arm to neck

It was a level headed call by the ref 2bh. I think we are looking at the future head of rugby refs here lads
>>
>>74739851
Ya got me all wrong
Tree lopper
>>
>>74739924
Props are the foundation of the game you dribbliing retard
>>
>>74739924
Kys
>>
>letting them score with 14 men
>>
Ben Shit comprehensively EXPOSED
>>
>>74739924
Your a fucking idiot
>>
Ben Smith is a poor mans Jared Payne
>>
Ben Smith is over. There is no way J Barrett doesn't start every game until 2025.
>>
Teams that are done:
Highlanders
Teams in glorious re-ascension:
Hurricanes
>>
>>74739905
What?!
>>
>>74739924
Man Earth would be the GOAT planet if you weren't on it
>>
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>>74739952
Back of the line, kid
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nice one stream operators

now fucking cut it out
>>
>>74739924
Love it when manlet winger poofters like you think you have any idea about true rugby
>>
>>74739949
>your a fucking idiot
>your
>>
>>74739960
God he's such a fucking faggot normalcunt
>>
>>74739962
you get what you pay for retard
>>
>>74739960
He was literal team cancer last night. Been exposed and will never play again.
>>
>>74739968
>you get what you pay for retard
>not paying anything

:\
>>
>>74739924
Go watch the netball little man
>>
>>74739924
Yeah man these guys only play the hardest position in sport how hard can it be XD
>>
>Didn't sit down
TJ should get another min or 2
>>
>>74739970
>won with a bonus point
Sweetie, I'm not sure if you understand how rugby works
>>
>>74739924
Rugby is already the best sport and props are the reason why
>>
>>74739924
Takes more skill to be a prop than to sit on the wing picking bumfluff out of your arse
>>
aaron smith is seething lads
>>
>>74739924
I guarantee if you ever stepped into a scrum with me or any other prop worth his salt you'd end up flat on your arse crying to mummy
>>
I'm glad the Highlanders lifted their game this week, that last week's game against the Blues was a cripple fight
>>
So many tough guys ITT
It's really exciting
>>
>>74739924
So fucken retarded kek
>>
>enter from the side of the maul
>win the turnover

Please I was liking you ref
>>
Players that are done for the night:
Matt Proctor
Players that will be playing on:
Wes Gooseman
>>
>>74739924
I'd rape you if I met you irl ya little cunt.
Literally and figuratively
>>
tevita lee has had a shocker
>>
>>74740002
STATSGOD
A
I
N
T

M
A
R
K
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>Julian Savea, who has been shut down well tonight
>>
>Kiwis ITT actually believe that 1,2 or 3 is the hardest position

hehe
>>
pooden pissrat misses another
>>
>>74740016

Come on bro don't get him started again.
>>
>>74740018
That was Jordie.
>>
Family curse of Barretts
>>
Did an Ali Williams last night lads, feel fucking horrendous this morning
>>
>>74740016
Don't expect a nigger to know anything about rugby. You cunts are useless.
>>
>>74740026
I did a Ben Smith last night

Paranoid that they might find the body
>>
Fuck the Highlanders' shitty defence for ruining my elite tip.
>>
>>74740026
Pulled an A. Smith at Pak n Save this afternoon.
>>
FUCKING STREAM BUFFERING DURING THE TRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>74740025
Is a favorable bounce a curse?

Or are talking about the cake tin curse?
>>
Cory Jane on water boy watch.
>>
>>74740036
It's been five years and Ben still hasn't been caught, you'll be fine mate
>>
>>74740045
I thought Aaron Smiths only took place in airports
>>
>>74740048
Missed conversions.
>>
Seething at this results lads

The missus should expect a swift Fekitoa tonight
>>
Reminder that both of these teams are shit and got BTFO by the chiefs
>>
>>74739933
>>74739944
>>74739949
>>74739956
>>74739963
>>74739973
>>74739976
>>74739984
>>74739987
>>74739991
>>74739997
>>74740002

>all these apoplectic fsp's and hookers

sort it out boys
>>
>>74740061
Yeah swirling cake tin curse mate. Every canes kicker gets it. Even cruds had it
>>
Me on MP watch
>>
>>74740057
A handicap toilet is a handicap toilet 2bh.
>>
what do u guys think about jaguares?
>>
Aaron Smith was better than Perenara tonight
>>
>>74740084
Too bad the rest of his backline has been absolutely toothless.
>>
>>74740082
Dont really think about them 2 be honest
>>
>>74740092
but why
>>
>>74740082
their glorious ascension will coincide with australia's overall decline

one nation falls, another steps up to take its place

argentina on ushering in a golden age of south american rugby watch
>>
>>74740093
they don't play NZ teams because SANZwhatever thefucktheyrecalledthesedays is retarded
>>
>>74740090
the entire backline is injury cover
>>
>Ben shit fucking up the 2 on 1
Just send this piece of shit to France already
>>
Old man Ben Smith.
>>
>>74740106
send him to Mt Eden prison tbqhwy
>>
Hurricanes are just turning this into a showcase at this point. Might just turn it off and go watch some anime.
>>
poopeeta pee
>>
>Highcharges
>>
Sweet retribution
Nice arms in the tackle fag
>>
*dabs down the field*
>>
*dabs*
>>
>>74740110
what are you watching

I'm rewatching DBZ :)
>>
>assho
Fucking dabbing cunt
>>
kek

KEK
>>
>Aso dabs after every try

Can you not
>>
*scores*
*dabs*
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D A B
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>>74740119
Got an episode of Urara Meirochou lined up in the downloads folder.
>>
>>74740124
What a time to be alive
>>
>>Ruins a great try by dabbing
>>
>>74740129
based pedophile
>>
WOOOOOOAH OH WE"RE HALF WAY THEEEERE
>>
>>74740129
>moe
>>
>I didnt know what that was but I have a 9 year old son so...

And dabs should be dead
>>
>>74740132
>ruins a great dab by scoring a try
>>
>>74740142
based 2 minutes behind stream
>>
Dunedin Strangler's on lads
>>
>>74740146
I paused sky for a piss and was behind
>>
Tards v Bumboys worth watching lads?
>>
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>tfw all Aussie fixture next
>>
>>74740172
It'll be a mildly interesting contest at best, and that's being generous.
>>
Missed the dab lads, anyone got the webm?
>>
>>74740178
More of a spasm 2bh
>>
>>74740178
It really isn't worth it.
>>
>>74740172
Probably one of the better games that don't include NZ
>>
Where's Tah Man
>>
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>>74740176
>the best conference
>>
is the chargedown the best play in rugby?
>>
skelton is fucking shit
>>
>>74740299
No, it's the kick to yourself (chip or grubber) to get past the last defenders
>>
BRUMBIES JUNGLE BALL
>>
KURIDRANI
>>
This game is fucking shit lads, I'm going to the gym
>>
i want george smith back
>>
Go Telopeas!
>>
Are we winning?
>>
>>74740443
With a game like this, no one is winning
>>
>>74740475
>7-7
well your not wrong in both ways
>>
>>74740475
the game is winning lad
>>
>>74740475
On the day rugby always wins
>>
>>Interviewing coaches during game
>>Coach heartbeat monitor

Who came up with these dumb ideas?
>>
>>74740505
When it's this boring, the game loses more than anyone else

>Rugby was the winner hahaha
>>
>>74740512
same people who came up with the vomit inducing refcam
>>
>>74740513
Poor handling is winning
>>
>another kiwi import
>>
BARUMBEES
>>
SP8
>>
Lads that was actually a pretty good try
>>
Two in row

>telopeas
>>
WE COMEBACK NOW
>>
ITS GETTING INTERESTING
>>
>>74740610
Still needing two possessions to comeback
>>
>>that wedgie

Top kek
>>
I forgot who I tipped, who should I support?
>>
so this is the power of the premier australian darby... woah
>>
Gonna pull a DC lads
>>
SP8 AGAIN
THATS SEALED IT
>>
intense finish
good win brumbies
>>
Just watched Canes match. Fuck me Jordie Barretts good at only 19. His two assists would go on most players career highlight reel
>>
Watched I, Daniel Blake instead of this "match"

Fuck rugby and fuck white people
>>
>>74740758
the /tv/ threads on that film are hilarious. Film itself is trash
>>
>>74740769
It's rated 8/10 on imdb. It wasn't really bad but it wasn't good either. Have NEETs been upvoting it or something.
>>
>>74740780
Nah its labour party political propaganda so Corbyn and his followers have been raiding polls and things
>>
>>74740795
>Corbyn and his followers
So NEETs then?
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>>74740795
>hating World in Union
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>>74739798
>shark girl posing in front of currie cup
>>
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>well, mate, [smirk] you see if Ireland don't know if they're Arthur or Martha then they wont win the game you know what i mean [smirk]

Wow, another intelligent quote from the Chink Mourinho.
>>
>>74740973
good coach though
>>
How /we/ lookin' lads?
>>
>>74740850
>You now remember Wurld in Yunion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnMnNqxqnrc
>>
>>74741116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR_ltAKzuZc

>The Bulls, needing an unlikely 72-point victory to secure a home Super 14 semi-final, achieved their target with room to spare today when they hammered the Queensland Reds 92-3 at Loftus Versfeld.

>The 89-point winning margin was a Super rugby record, surpassing the 77 set by the Canterbury Crusaders in their 96-19 victory over the NSW Waratahs in 2002.
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Just realized that France haven't won a game against Wales since the 2011 semi final

That's fucking horrendous
>>
>>74741210
Being complete shit for several years and then playing properly at the world cup knockouts is their only tactic
>>
>>74741210
fucking warburton
>>
>>74741234
>mfw their one and only """""tactic""""" didn't even work for them in the last WC
>>
>England win means they break the AB record and get another grand slam
>Irish win allows them to ignore a pathetic 6N and claim they're amazing for ending both streaks

Truly, nobody wins today.
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>>74741250

2012 - 2017: Warburton's revenge

Sam spends all year training, protecting his body, getting match fit, just to beat France
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Who /comfyinbed/ for Six Nations?

Don't want to go to a pub, too much rain
>>
Haven't seen scotland here since they got pumped.
>>
>>74741318
Scottish or Welsh lad? Which is the lesser of two evils to you?

>>74741382
Seen them around here from time to time. They still seem optimistic about getting 2nd. Obviously trying to put the loss behind them.
>>
/rug/ is shit but I'm hungover and I'm a sucker for
muh spectacle atmosphere gabby logan bbc1
>>
>>74741320
revenge for him getting a justified red??
>>
>>74741378
Go to the pub lid, how are you going to meet a girl if you sit at home during the /rug/?

Dont look on your phone the whole time you are at the pub either it looks anti-social :^)
>>
>>74741437

>mfw England haven't outperformed Wales at a world cup since 2007

Hahahaha ur shit
>>
Was Vern good for Scotland? He didn't really do much
>>
>>74741455
>implying english
>>
>>74741210
France and Argentina are two teams that tend to up their game during the WC.

>>74741320
He's just trying to redeem himself for that straight red.
>>
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>deep fill chicken, bacon and stuffing sandwich
>>
>>74741473

>mfw Scotland

Hahahaha ur shit
>>
Italy are going to get absolutely fucked up
>>
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Two of this weekend’s Six Nations matches should be watched with interest from the Americas. Depending on the results of Scotland vs Italy and France vs Wales there is a chance of a miracle for Argentina.

Should Italy defeat Scotland y more than 15 points then Scotland would fall below Argentina to be 9th in the world. As unlikely as this may appear given current performances of both sides it is a possibility. In 2015 Italy defeated Scotland 22-19 in Edinburgh. Such a result again would be insufficient for Argentina. However a repeat of the 37-17 win by the Italians in Scotland in 2007 would see Argentina rise into Band B.

In Paris the 8th ranked France will play host to the 6th ranked Wales this weekend. A Welsh win by more than 15 points would see Argentina rise to 8th. Should this eventuate then France would fall into Band C.

http://www.americasrugbynews.com/2017/03/17/can-argentina-avoid-pool-death-rwc-2019/
>>
>>74741450

I probably shouldn't hook up with a girl or my wife would get mad probably
>>
What did he mean by this?
>>
>flower of Scotland at Murrayfield

Based anthem
>>
>>74741457

good world cup
some friendly wins
btfo in six nations though

i blame the players not the manager in that
>>
>>74741520
It'd be a miracle if we manage to beat france by 15 points
>>
>that turning in
kek, love our illegal scrummaging
>>
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hogg on hairline watch
>>
least we can take 3 wins lads, it's not all bad

apologise to based vern
>>
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>shipping 61 (sixty-one) points to England
>>
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Would Argentina with Parisse be world champion?
>>
Scotland are truly shit
>>
>nige having to teach the ref his job
>>
Oor nige keeping it right
>>
>>74741730
t. wales
>>
>England 1.44 to beat Ireland

Shit, that's way too short.
>>
>>74741730
>I-I'm English I swear
>M-my """""country""""" totally didn't get BTFO by based muscular jocks
>>
>>74741775
Basing it on what happened in 2007 probably
>>
Rain and lots of stoppages. Italy live for this shit.
>>
>>74741787
In the decade it took you to beat Wales, Italy have beaten you 5 times.
>>
>SHITALY
what a joke
>>
>Scottish lineouts
>>
>>74741789
2011 not 2007

I'm hungover and it's early
>>
Not a vintage game kek
>>
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>mfw worst Six Nations match featuring the worst two teams, the worst weather and the worst officials
>>
>>74741943
always save the best til last :^)
>>
good arse boy
>>
requesting archived game threads from last weekend

ideally pregame so i can read the Scottish boasting
>>
THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP NOW
>>
>>74741647
no, but parisse would probably be a lot less depressed
>>
Well struggled Scotland
>>
>>74741992
You mean Welsh falseflagging right?

Scots were cautiously optimistic at best
>>
>feeling the need to cheat against Italy

Scotland are the worst
>>
Never a penalty, Parrisse changed his angle.
>>
>>74742052

english falseflagging too
i pretend to be whichever brit i need to be at whatever point
>>
>>74741457
Scotland made a great six nations these years, it's a shame they always screw all the effort at the end, as always
>>
>World Rugby getting the message in to help Italy
>They still can't take it
Fucking lol
>>
this is embarrassing
>>
get a decent kicker italy ffs
>>
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>this is the best kicker in the entire nation of Italy
>>
>>74741457
Took us from wooden spooners to making an admittedly short challenge for the title.
>>
>>74742101
Italy got a free kick earlier when it should've been a Scottish penalty. The refball is ridiculous.
>>
>>74741533
I saw the same, didn't understand it
Also, is it true that racin and stade de france are gonna mix together??
>>
>>74741457
He did way more than every other Scottish coach since the professional era.
>>
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This Game
>>
>>74742153
He's really poor. Embarrassing that Nige had to step in and explain to him what a knock on is
>>
BASED VERN
>>
get a decent kicker scotland ffs
>>
Scotshits
>>
>Canna
>>
>>74742281
Direland
>>
>0 (zero) of 3
>>
not being funny, but italy should be removed from the 6n
>>
Fucking Parisse would have made at least one of those 3 kicks, Jesus Christ.

At least take him off.
>>
Didn't think id ever say this but bring back Tommaso Allan
>>
>>74742281
>irecuck thinks they'll beat englel
wow
>>
Still have no idea how the Boks lost to these fuck ups
>>
reminder that there are two scottish traitors in the italian lineup
>>
George Fabio Biagi (born 4 October 1985 in Irvine, Scotland) is a Scottish-born Italian rugby union player who plays club rugby for Zebre. He was born in Scotland to Scots/Italian father and an Italian mother and later went to Italy to study. He has stated he has equal allegiance to both countries.
>>
Tommaso Allan hails from a rugby family; his Scottish father William Allan and his Italian mother Paola Berlato both played in Italy, while his uncle John Allan earned 9 caps for Scotland.[2] Through his father he was eligible to represent Scotland at senior level, but chose to represent Italy.
>>
>>74742336
They're not traitors, they're too shit for the Scotland squad and chose the country they'd get a game for
>>
Why doesn't gabby just straddle my dick
>>
>>74742409
Personally I'm quite partial to this cum plum interviewing Laidlaw rn.
>>
>>74742421
>not laidlaw himself
>>
>>74742288
>>74742325
>one 6N where you don't finish bottom and suddenly you think you're good

top laff
>>
>>74742409
You know she only takes the Big Rugby Player Cock.
>>
>>74742457
No homo, but if I had to pick one rugby player to fugg my boipussy it would be Laidlaw.
>>
>>74742460
Better than Ireland desu
>>
>>74742464
>ywn be a BBR(big back-row) fellated by gabby
>>
>>74742479
fucking state of you.
>>
>>74742460
>WAAAHHH WAAAAAHHHH
2 wins from 4 lel
>>
oh italy
im trying hard to like you but your making it so difficult
>>
>>74742489
>implying you wouldnt let laidlaw raw dog you
>>
>>74742482
DELETE this post
>>
Just realised if England win today, they will have the same amount of grand slams in the last 12 months as Ireland have managed in 122 years.
>>
>>74742503

Laidlaw would need a stepladder.

Ain't no fucking back in the world who's man enough to fuck me.
>>
>>74742509
Has this been confirmed by our resident grand slam expert, the Huemonkey?
>>
Bet Venditti knows how to sexually satisfy a woman.
>>
someone make a new thread
>>
God Italy are total shit
>>
That was shocking rugby
>>
New thread lads

>>74742572
>>74742572
>>74742572
>>
Someone make a proper thread please, can't on phone
>>
>Italel
>>
>>74742581
no thanks
>>
>>74749573
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