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It is upon us.
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>>74724304
wtf is it starting already, it's 3am, Hans.
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>>74724340
In an hour, friend.
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I hope City and PSG get drawn against each other lads
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Alt.Mad - Real Mad
Barca - Bayern
Juve - Monaco
Liecester - Dortmund
United - Anderlecht
Vigo - Lyon
Besiktas - >Schalke
Genk - Ajax
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Gee I wonder who real Madrid will get ;))))))
They always seem to get such difficult draws ;))))))
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Real Madrid - Juventus
Bayern - Monaco
Dortmund - Barca
Leicester - Atletico
Man Utd - Schalke
Anderlecht - Besiktas
Lyon - Celta
Ajax - Genk
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The draw is rigged so that Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern get easy draws. The remaining five teams can be split in to two groups, strong (Atletico, Juventus) and weak (Leicester, Monaco, Dortmund) teams.
Atletico and Juventus will play each other to not threaten the three teams the system is rigged in favor of.
Futhermore the rigging favours Real Madrid over the other two so they can't draw Dortmund, who are the best of the weak teams, and thus will play either Leicester or Monaco.
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>>74724373
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>>74724454
Who will Real have to draw to discredit these rigging theories? Barca or Bayern?
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>>74724478
Yes.
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>>74724454
Barcelona don't get easy trams though. They basically always have to face Bayern for starters, and in 2015 they faced all top 4 league champs. The only easy team Bayern usually gets is Arsenal.
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Bayern - Real Madrid
Monaco - Leicester
Atletico - Dortmund
Barcelona - Juventus
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Can't wait for the draw I even skipped work today and tonight and decided not to go out for drinks with a hot girl so I could sip my beverage while watching the draw, feels comfy guys!
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Let's be honest here, there is literally no chance that Real Madrid don't get Leicester or Monaco.
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Porto to draw Barcelona
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Real Madrid - Monaco
Atletico - Barcelona
Juventus - Dortmund
Bayern - Leicester
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>>74724373
Leicester of course
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>>74724498
Get a better time zone mate.
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As a Man Utd fan, the teams in the EL are tough to me. We went out of a CL group with Wolfsburg last season and in 2012 we lost to Athletic Bilbao so it's not easy. Spanish and German teams are difficult and Lyon with Lacazette and others is difficult too. I guess one of the Belgian teams or Ajax would be the best (rather not go to Turkey). Gotta play the big teams some time though.
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>>74724304
You lads got a stream?
Bayerndusel?
Real easiest draw?
Barca-Dortmund?
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I can't remember there being more anticipation for a CL draw than today.
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>>74724528
uefa.de has a stream as usual
Eurosport or Sky are probably showing it as well
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>>74724373
It would be a shame if someone paved their way to the final, and if they got their second leg at home just to be sure.
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>>74724514
The idea is to let Real Madrid have an easy opponent, not the toughest one.
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>>74724541
Thanks luv.
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>>74724527
I hope Man United draw >Schalke. For meme purposes.
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Real - Bayern
Atletico - Leicester
Juventus - Barcelona
Dortmund - Monaco
Just asked a gypsi witch lads
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Going to buy a camera lens for 1.6k yuros after the draw, AMA.
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>>74724561
why not buy a Jeremien Lens instead
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>>74724478
Real Madrid - Barça in the quarterfinals would be a waste of potential revenue in this Samsung Heineken PlayStation UEFA (R) Champions League (tm), I expect that game in semis at least.
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>in their last 21 CL games, Real Madrid have only played 1 (one) past winnner of the tournament
I won't be able to take it when they draw Leicester tbqh lads.
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Whos he calling?
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>>74724567
Pacy black guys are so 2016.
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>>74724567
> der weltberühmte deutsche Sinn für Humor
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>>74724528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gnNNuTtybI
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>>74724561
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>>74724560
> Atleti - Lestah
> guaranteeing one semi good guy in semis
I'm okay with this.
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>>74724588
Cheers m8y.
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What I'd like
>Barca - Dortmund
>Real Madrid - Bayern
>Leicester - Monaco
>Atletico - Juventus
What we'll get
>Real Madrid - Leicester
>Barcelona - Atletico
>Bayern - Juventus
>Monaco - Dortmund
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>>74724595
Thats a very funny macro text meme picture, anon.
Mind if I save it?
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>>74724619
not at all, go ahead
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339 am here m8s been waiting but falling on the last battle can't stay awake
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>>74724649
Why stay awake anyway? Not like you're going to miss anything.
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>>74724660
Idk just wanted 2b with the lads when it all happened
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>>74724649
Go to bed and wake up to the memes. You need sleep.
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>>74724667
Don't worry, the lads will never leave
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Don't really care about the CL draw but I hope Manchester United draw either Schalke, Ajax or Celta Vigo.
I'm easily pleased! haha
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>>74724706
Please no.
I want either one of the Belgian teams for Ajax.
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>>74724681
>>74724701
>>74724660
T-thanks anons
Dortmund Juve
Monaco Atlético
Leicester Farça
Halal Bayern
r8 please
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Barcelona - Juventus
Atletico - Dortmund
Bayern - Real
Monaco - Leicester
Thus is objectively the best outcome
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>>74724527
>We
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>>74724723
I just want Dolberg to score at Old Trafford.
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>>74724727
Naw. I want to see Messi rip apart Buyern again.
Also Dortmund - Atletico would be great.
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>>74724739
He can do that in the final :^)
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Real Madrid - Barcelona
Porto - Bayern
Atletico - Dortmund
Lester - Monaco
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>>74724749
Uhm no the final is at Friends Arena
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>>74724752
Porto?
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>>74724746
RibRob vs the Refball Band would be great to watch.
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>>74724767
Fug, forgot about that.
Semi finals then.
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>>74724746
>Messi
He's finished, lad.
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J U S T
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>>74724769
It's a meme.
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>>74724725
> BvB - Juve
That could turn into a very interesting 2nd leg i Juve doesn't BTFO Dortmund in the first game, which they probably will.
> Monaco - Atleti
/ourguys/ definitely, /sp/ on suicide watch
> Leicester - Barça
REEEEEEE UEFA GET OUT
> Halal - Bayern
I foresee lots of potential for /exposed/ generals.
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>>74724770
But anon... Bayern is the refball band...
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>>74724783
/spainisthebest/
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>>74724789
:^)
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>>74724789
Their Bundesrefball powers are futile against Uefalona though.
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5 mins to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gnNNuTtybI
Hoping for Bayern - Juventus
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>>74724783
>/ourguys/
Monaco and Lestah are /our guys/
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>>74724816
Plastics get out please.
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>it's another 'Real Madrid vs clearly the weakest team left' episode
Kill me, Pete.
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>you now remember Oblak just standing in the middle of his goal during the penalty shoot out of last season's final
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Anywhere where you can follow live the draw? A streaming service I mean
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>>74724809
halal spotted
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Stream??
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>>74724819
Monaco because falcao and Leicester cause the memes
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>>74724829
>s-someone will try a panenka
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>>74724816
True /sp/artans rate Simeone's murderball.
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>>74724831
>>74724835
niggers >>74724814
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>>74724831
>>74724835
I think uefa.com is showing it
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>>74724809
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>>74724831
>>74724835
http://www.uefa.com/ as usual, starts in 2 bings
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>>74724828
I hope so.
I can kill you if you want.
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>>74724844
>Poop
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>>74724839
>Simeone's murderball
Atletico is the team with the least committed fouls in the CL iirc
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>>74724844
>against a massively weakened Bayern side because Pep has no concept of rotating players
I want to see them full power vs full power.
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>>74724857
>massively weakened Bayern side
oh fuck off
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lads
LADS
>poop
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>>74724855
>>74724857
Wait you guys actually blame Pep for getting raped by Barca?
Delusion is not pretty...
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WE
ARE
LIVE
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>>74724862
http://www.weltfussball.de/spielbericht/champions-league-2014-2015-halbfinale-fc-barcelona-bayern-muenchen/
No Robben, no Ribéry = Bayern are mediocre.
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Dadaadada champioons
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FFS this 360 stream is bullshit
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>>74724814
>360°cam
>based pavel right behind
neat
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Get those 'REEEEEEEEEEES' ready.
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>>74724576
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I AM SCARED LADS
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WTF AM I LOOKING AT
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"claps"
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>>74724866
Ribery stopped being good 3 years ago
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Is this quick and to the point ?
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Bayern Madrid
Juve atlético
Barcelona Monaco
Lester Dortmund
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>>74724878
lmao
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nedved behind the 360 camera on youtube
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Who's this nigga talking?
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>>74724866
Bayern ARE mediocre.
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>>74724880
Kind of. Should be done in 15-20 minutes.
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Real Madrid - Monaco
Atletico Madrid - Juventus
Barcelona - Dortmund
Leicester - Bayern
this is what I drew lads
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>>74724879
lolno, lots of wanking each other off before it starts
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In order of who I would like to win it
1. Leicester
2. Dortmund
3. Monaco
4. Atletico Madrid
5. Juventus
6. Bayern
7. Barcelona
8. Halal Madrid
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>>74724888
nice drawing mate
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>>74724879
the singers and dancers should take the stage any moment now
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hope leicester dont draw bayern
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>>74724887
meant to quote >>74724879
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AAAnd we miss all the epic videos cause of this bullshit 360 camera
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>Infantino will never host draws again
It's just not the same without him
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Bayern - Barcelona
Real - Leicester
Monaco - Dortmund
Atletico - Juventus
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>>74724885
>babby's first CL draw
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>>74724899
Marchetti >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Infantino
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WTF IS THIS?
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looks like ranieri
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>>74724905
>racist against baldies
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>>74724904
That's true. Who was he?
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>>74724906
30th century technology
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>Ranieri moderating the draw
RIGGED
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this 360 camera meme needs to end
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WE'RE PART OF THE DRAW LA'
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Real - Dortmund
Leicester - Bayern
Monaco - Atletico
Juventus - Barcelona
Screencap this, I work at UEFA backstage we already preheated it just now.
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someone post a regular stream and not this low quality 360 bullshit
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>>74724906
>Ronaldo and Lewandowski video
>691 views
>Higuain video
>19816 views
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WHO
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>>74724906
All seeing eye illuminat
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>>74724912
Ranieri
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Leicester-Real
Dortmund-Barcelona
Juventus-Monaco
Bayern-Atletico
FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS
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>Ranieri singling out Lestah with praise
UEFAester
RIGGED!
SAD!
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lestah- real
monaco- monaco di bavaria
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Who /wants 48 team CL/ here?
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Stop talking you keks
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>>74724920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gnNNuTtybI
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>>74724920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gnNNuTtybI is 1080 for me
camera is far away though
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>>74724913
>So advanced i can't even watch it
THIS IS WHY WE VOTED TO LEAVE REEEE F U EUROPE
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Pleased that Claudio got another job so soon.
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I wish they let twitter users decide one of the games.
The most popular hashtag wins, like #JUVLEI
Give the game back to the fans.
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>>74724932
I want that only the domestic champions get to play in the CL.
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>>74724932
gay
/16 teams/ here
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>>74724932
I hope we get a 96 team CL to honour the brave souls who could not return from a football match.
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Is Ian Rush Madridista?
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>>74724932
Absolutely not
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ranieri is forced to praise leicester
uefa is discussing
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>>74724928
>Ranieri
not all italians are named the same
that's marchetti
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>>74724921
Juve is the biggest club in the world lad
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>>74724935
>>74724934
screw that
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2017/draws/round=2000785/index.html
way better
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Based Ranieri
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>>74724940
That's an atrocious idea.
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Draw it already
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Lmao again with this one ball shuffling
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>>74724949
*disgusting
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Hot balls
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I've always dreamed of sitting in the front row of a champions league quarter final draw
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RIP ATLETICO
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Athletico - Leicester lmao
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>>74724941
But then how would the qualified teams dominate their league?
>>74724943
Could happen, only would require 2 extra games.
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RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
goodbye atletico
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RIP CHOLO
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Ian Rush is shaking, look at his hands.
He's scared to death about something
Something is up
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LEICESTER EXPOSING LA LIGA ONCE AGAIN
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ATLETI
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Please Barcelona
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>>74724937
>he fell for the watching meme
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omg
rip atl
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I'VE WENT TO ATLETICO MADRID
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Lester supporter will love this
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CLASSICO INCOMING
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HOLY SHIT
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oh fuck one of the big dogs will play each other
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Here comes Dortmund - Real for sure
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I KNEW THAT SHIT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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THEY GOT THE WRONG MADRID
UEFA BTFO
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meme magic what the fuck Leicester is on the semis
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>>74724974
>>74724975
OUI MAN WILL BURY YOU
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Holy shit
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Dortmund - Monaco
atleast not Real or Barca...
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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HOLY FUCK MADRID, BARCA, JUVE AND BAYERN DRAWING AGAINST EACH OTHER
SO BASED
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WHY IS HE LAUGHING
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>BARCA JUVE MADRID BAYERN
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fuck me juve will get madrid
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>Leicester-Atletico II
Oh my
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BAYERN JUVE
BAYERN JUVE
BAYERN JUVE
BAYERN JUVE
BAYERN JUVE
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOODBYE REAL MADRID
HAHAHAHAHA
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MURDER BALL!! MURDER BALL!!
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Refball
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>>74724995
Nice
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>Halal didin't get Monaco or Lesta
What is going on?
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Dortmund - Monaco, of course the two "young meme players" teams
rigged as fuck
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LEL
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THERE WE FUCKING GOOOO
>Real has the second leg at home
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JUST
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>>74724973
He has just simple tremor or scene phobia or what it called in english.
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HALAL BTFO
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UEFALONA
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FUUUCK
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> the city of UEFA
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>>74724997
>no matter what at least one of the teams that's always in the semis won't make it
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Based
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UEFALONA DOES IT AGAIN
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>juve vs barca
FUCK
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>>74725012
Customers buttmad that their dusel has run out.
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>Real Madrid easy draw
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RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH RIGGED FOR LESTAH
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>>74725014
Barcelona too, what a coincidence :^)
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PREPARE YOUR ANUS MADRITISTAS
YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED HARD
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Lester
Monaco
Bayern
Juve
>no spanish teams in the semis
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RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED AS FUCK
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BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
BARCELONA JUVE
>BARCELONA JUVE
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IT'S RAPE TIME
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Buyern - Real
Juve - Barca
nice draws
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>>74725016
Stage fright
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JUVE BARCA
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Monaco winning the whole thing confirmed
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>>74725034
you think dortmund will loose ?
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we all juve now
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>>74725034
THISSS
HOLY SHIT WHAT A DRAW
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>bayern - real
>juve - barca
these should have been the semifinals
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Fug wrong Madrid :DDDD
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>>74725037
please stay healthy
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WE MUST STICK TOGETHER
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RIP JUVE
RIP ATLETI
RIP MADRID
RIP DORTMUND
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>Barca and Real with the 2nd leg at home
Just give em the final already
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So it was true, it was rigged.
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Dortmund going to semis in CL
Damn, exciting
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Press F to pay respects to Juve
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When is the Europa league draw?
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This actually does not seem like a rigged draw. Big teams facing eachother.
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>>74725033
>>74725046
>>74725052
*blocks your path*
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Well at least is not Bayern
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>>74725034
Except its gonna be:
Atleti
Dirtmund
Halal
Uefa
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Atletico
Dortmund
Bayern
Barca
Gonna be a German-Spanish semi-final again, like in 2013
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>>74725045
Not only that, they will get BTFO.
>>74725061
45 bings
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it was too short desu
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>>74725060
Juve will easily win, Barcelona are in shit form at the moment. All they have to do is bench Higuain.
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How great would it be if we could get rid of all the remaining spanish teams?
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inb4 Leicester vs Monaco reminding us Porto winning CL.
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>Dortmund - Monaco
What is the final aggregate score going to be?
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>>74725067
jdimsa ;_;
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>No Farca, Buyern, Halal at semi
wtf i love this year CL
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>>74725071
>Not only that, they will get BTFO.
Customers are so delusional.
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>>74725075
Form's got nothing to do with it :^)
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>>74725019
t. Giovanni Farratella
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So the second leg of the Barca juve and Madrid Bayern are going to be in the camp nou and in the Bernabéu respectively?
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MADRID BTFO
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>>74725063
>Robben '15
>Lewandowski '89
>Ramos '90+1, '90+2, '90+3
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Juve 3-0 Barca
Barca 5-1 Juve
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>>74725070
>Atletico-Barça final
>Torres hattrick
Kek grant me the repeating digits
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Can Foxes go all the way??
Could beat Atleti, then Monaco then Juve in final!?
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>>74725090
>first leg was 2-0
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> 119' Ramos header to knock Bayern out
> semis against Lestah, 2nd leg at Bernabéu again
This man is the king of 4D chess I swear
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REAL V BUYEARN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74725073
Just like your dick, amirite?
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Juventus got the easy one.
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>>74725075
Kek, did the PSG - Barcelona match seem remotely legimate to you?
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>>74725034
Athletico will kick out Leicester sadly
Buyern will get rekt like 2014 from Real
Dortmund - Monaco will be close its literally Meme draw but i think too Monaco will luck out
Juve - Barca
Barca is still a notch over Juve and wont need a miracle again...pretty close tho
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>>74725098
>implying they aren't going to expose La Liga all the way
R16 - Sevilla
QF - Atletico
SF - Barca
F - Madrid
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>>74725104
>flag
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As a (Spanish) Real Madrid fan, I really prefer not to pass than losing in Munich and then being one fucking week with LA REMONTADA and ESPÍRITU DE JUANITO memes. Oh my god it's gonna be terrible.
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Juve could win it this year. It's their time.
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>>74725112
Spanish flags would disappear from /sp/ for years
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>>74725111
Ancelotti isn't Pep. If Robben and Ribéry are fit, Real will get their butts pounded.
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Euro League draw when?
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>>74725101
>>74725097
>>74725090
>>74725089
>>74725080
>>74725076
>>74725070
>>74725064
>>74725063
>>74725056
>>74725053
>>74725050
>>74725038
>>74725037
>>74725033
>>74725029
The last timr Madrid get Bayern they completly raped they ass. Why do you forger that?
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well, it was about time halal had a hard draw.
when was the last time? 10 years ago?
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>>74725112
I unironically want this to happen
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>>74725107
but they scored 2 meme goals, 2 pens, 1 free kick and 1 only team goal, yes they are shit and lucky.
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So the semis will be
Leicester
Dortmund
Juve
Bayern
wow...
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>tfw it's the Juv-barcelona final all over agian because one side of the brackat has all weak teams
>tfw when the true final is the juv-barca-madrid-bayern semi-final
>tfw no face
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>>74725122
Really, i still see british flags since the last euro.
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>>74725122
And nobody wants that, since we are the most beloved posters :^)
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HAHAHAHAHA REAL TRASHED BY LEWA AGAIN 5 IN 9 INCOMING
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>>74725123
This. Ancelotti is the one who rekt Bayern last time.
Oh yeah, it's master against student: Ancelotti against Zidane.
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Juve 2-1 Uefa agg
Halal 4-2 Bayern agg
Monaco 7-5 Dortmund agg
Atletico 1-1 Lestah agg (atletico goes through on away goals)
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>>74725116
Tienes de madridista el blanco de los ojos, ni seras de madrid puto bandwaggoner
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>>74725128
The time before that Buyern beat Real. The BTFO was due to Poop meme tactics.
They're pretty equal.
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>>74725138
Not how it works, Obongo.
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Perez forgot to tell which madrid to draw against Leicester
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>>74725112
Meme magic will make it happen
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>>74725131
I remember, when Real won the decima, defeating 0-4 Bayern. That must be blocked in your mind Pep.
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>>74725112
that would be fucking hilarious
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>>74725137
seeing how pussy tier dortmund is in bundesliga, i wouldn't be that happy to face best european attack.
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>>74725139
We're all Welsh
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>>74725123
Delusion m8, delusion.
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>>74725104
>>74725115
>flag
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Are the 2nd leg home teams Leicester, Monaco, Madrid and Barca?
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>>74725112
If that happens we annex Spain.
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>>74725134
Not claiming their form is good at all, just that their "luck" was a bit suspicious. When PSG scored four times against them, Juve can too easily, but will UEFA let it happen again?
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>>74725150
No soy de Madrid, pero he sido madridista de toda la vida, porque mi padre también lo era. ¿Qué coño te pasa?
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>>74725168
yes
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>>74725157
Qué se siente cuando ya no hay bolas calientes, roncero? Ya no se ve tan fácil, eh?
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>>74725169
and rename it Gibraltarland
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>>74724560
Based
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>Misfiring Benz and CR7 will beat buyearn
Real is fucking dead m8.
Atleti is winning this year.
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>>74725128
English pls
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>>74725112
Jej
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>>74725137
Monaco will beat Dortmund.
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>>74725186
No. They'll play like shit and Ramos will solve it again.
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>>74725169
You should annex London first.
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>>74725176
Lloráis hasta cuando nos toca el Bayern, no sé que decirte macho
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>>74725128
Madrid's only saving grace this year is Ramos. I believe Bayern got the memo.
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>>74724560
Ask that gypsy woman when WW3 starts.
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>>74725128
And there were enough points in (even modern) football history were Bayern kicked out Real even with whole inferior teams.
its pretty much 50-50 this time and will decided by daily form and injuries
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>>74725199
btfo
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>>74725199
JEJ
>>
Atletico
Monaco
Bayern
Juve
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>>74724560
wew
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Dortmund vs Monaco is going to be crazy, at least 10 goals on aggregate.
Bayern vs Real and Juve vs Barca will probably just be won by the Spanish sides because of second leg at home and because they are slightly better.
Atletico vs Leicester will be decided on away goals probably.
Fairly good draw.
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>>74724589
What the fuck is this?
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>>74724560
Fucking gypsies.
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>>74725176
Y como funciona eso? Hoy no las ha habido, en 2015 tampoco. Solo funciona para quitarle merito al Madrid cuando gana. solo funciona en las mentes culerdas.
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>>74725115
>>74725167
Thanks for (You)s
How can Dirtmund's defence can stand the team consists of 10 Henrys??
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>Home in the second leg again
Leicester are actually going to win this
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>>74725189
They really really wont.
>>74725208
Bayern will get assraped at the Bernabeu.
>>
Leiceister - Monaco
Bayern - Barcelona
If Barcelona is back on track, they win, if they keep their current state they go through juv but nto bayern
Bayern- Who cares, it's basicaly the winner of Bayern-Barça that will win the whole thing
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>>74725199
Luxembourg bringing the bants
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>>74724560
goddamn gypsy witches
burn them at the stake!
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>>74724560
How much did she charge?
>>
Munich should kick Ramos head and leave him like Chech in the first leg if they want to win.
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>>74724560
HOW
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>>74725112
digits and leicester will go one step further and make both penaldo and missi retire from embarrassment.
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>>74725171
>juve customers already getting their excuses in
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>>74724560
Nice. Inaccurate, though, what with home teams.
>>
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>>74725219
I'm confused too. What do the numbers under the countries mean?
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haha lets all reply to someone who guessed it he's a genius right haha it's not like it was highly probable someone would guess the draws or anything lmaooo what a wizard!!!!
>>
Bayern are the good guys now, aren't they?
>>
>Madrid and Bayern have met in 10 knockout ties, winning five apiece.
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>>74724560
>pretending he's not the gipsy
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>>74725247
Pls no ;_;
>>
Leicester have a strong possibility of making it through. Atletico plays soccer that could allow Leicester's own way of playing shine.
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>>74725218
>Spanish teams playing 2nd leg at home
Refball to level 9000.
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REMEMBER ME CRIS? REMEMBER THAT YELLOW SHIRT WE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS? NOW YOU WILL SHIT RED AND WHITE FOR WEEKS
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>>74724560
BASED GYPSY
>>
Waht about Manure? Oh
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>>74724560
gypsie magick
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>>74725248
How likely the experts in each country thought the team was to win the CL, I suppose.
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>>74725249
t. Abdul Mohammad ibn al-Sayed
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>>74724560
oh wow
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>>74725265
>This obsession
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>>74725265
they will play against AC Milan
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>>74725259
No way, Barcelona drained out all the refball for the spanish teams this year.
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>>74725249
Grow up, anon.
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>>74724560
Wew lad
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>>74724560
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>>74725265
Euro League draws are later m8
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>>74725219
>>74725248
A survey in those countries, basically asking for a power ranking
From 1. (favorite) to 8. (underdog)
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>>74724560
GYPSY MAGIC
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>Atletico will get to the final again
>But lose against Barcelona
>Bayern lose in semis
and all will be normal again
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>>74725279
Man... I miss italian teams other than juve in Europe.
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>>74725298
>1. vs 2.
>3. vs 4.
wew
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>All these pagans doubting
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>>74724990
oooooooooh
R A R E
>>
Suspensions for the next round: Bakayoko and Busquets
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>>74725297
When?
Lewd btw
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>>74725297
the best always stays for last
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>>74725325
26 minutes
>>
Actually a pretty good draw for a change.
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>uefa selected the wrong madrid against leicester
top lel
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>>74725321
When do yellows get erased?
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>>74725345
kek
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>>74725350
semis i think
>>
Dortmund will be out, becuase they can only advance if the play at home in the second match. Same for Bayern if they dont win the first match 3-0.
When is the EL draw?
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>>74725342
yes, hardly could have been better
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>>74725350
Before the semis, essentially making yellows picked up in the semifinals pointless.
>>
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>>74725078
6-5 dirtmund
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>>74725345
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>>74725360
>hardly could have been better
i really wanted bayern-farca, but juventus is good too.
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>>74724857
>has no concept of rotating players
>literally had a streak of 100 games in a row where he didn't line up as the game before
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>>74725398
>missing the point
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>>74725078
24-19
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>>74725387
juve can finish the job. they defend well and are not afraid of the big stages (like psg)
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>>74725161
>forgetting how your team (psg) cuckolded themselves to barca
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>>74724560
Oh shit nigga
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>>74725078
0-0, penalties
They both will both shit the bed because they went so far and dont wanna loose it all
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>>74724560
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In a time, where no one has them on their radar and only few dare to speak their name. A competition where people only think about 7 teams in the QF. In these dark times, two men step up to deliver justice to the world of football..
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>>74725258
>Amerifats
They really don't though puto.
Both of them are all out defense-counterattack teams. And unfortunately for lestah Atleti has a much better defense and keeper.
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>>74725440
against fucking benfica and then monaco
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>>74725440
Falcao and Bappe?
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>>74725440
>and one of them has to take 70 steps because he always slips before delivering one justice
>the other steps up, delivers justice, trips and tears his ACL
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>>74725440
>Not piszczek
He is the only good guy
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>>74725427
>forgetting how your teams (city, arsenal, totthenam) get assblasted by Monaco
go back to bed briton
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>>74725298
>7. Dortmund
hahaha, classic """german""" exspergs!
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>>74725440
reus will most likely not even play due to injury
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>>74725440
>that wasn't a yellow card
Dortmund refball truly is something else.
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>>74725454
>trips and tears his ACL
That'd be a new one.
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>>74725469
Autism
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>>74725128
then there cannot be a tough draw for Madrid. why insisting on that meme?
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>>74725454
rip chess qt
>>
>>
>>74725475
>t. Schluchtenscheißer shareholder
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>>74725459
face it mate the french are a nation of cucks
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>>74724560
Ask her if I will ever have a gf
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>>74725493
technically, the cucks are the one who get conquered in 1066 and been dominated by the french for several centuries.
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>>74725485
more autism
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>>74725511
You needed to get bailed out by your British and American bulls more than one time.
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>>74725500
she said
>"the mongoloid toothpaste shall die a virgin"
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>>74725523
predict the EL draw
>>
ok, lads, now the juicy bit.
5 mins to go.
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>>74725520
You needed to get bailed out by your British and European coalition bulls to not get Napoleon'd, you see it work that way too.
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Please give us Lyon.
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>>74725262
remember when this fucker couldn't even score once when halal defeated bayern 5(FIVE FUCKING FIVE) - 0? worst being the fact that they won 4-0 on allianz
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>>74725533
now we're all sons of bitc- cucks
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>>74725530
Ajax - Besiktas
Manure - >Schalke
Anderlecht - Genk
Lyon - Celta
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>>74725537
at least you and I need nobody else to be strong, britons in other way can't achieve anything alone.
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>>74725534
>we
will get Besiktas
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>>74725536
Even your witch won't predict the spanking uncle lewy will give them
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>>74725546
Well, Brexit gives them a leg up on the competition, while we're stuck in the EU.
>>
Lyon - Schalke
Besiktas - Celta
Man Utd - Genk
Ajax - Anderlecht
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>>74725554
Pls no
Belgian team would be nice
>>
So there can't be an el clasico final then?
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Buyern customers are SCARED as fuck
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>>74725523
Fug
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>>74725567
There can. It's not a tournament tree, there will be another draw for the Semifinal
>>
Lyon - Besiktas
Man utd - ajax
Genk - schalke
Anderlecht - celta
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>>74724560
Whoa to be desu
>>
>mfw Monaco - Lester in the finals
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>>74725566
>not wanting to beat the strongest team soon
It would be more difficult in a hypothetical final.
>>
Oh shit what happened to Real's hot balls?
>>
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>dubstep
>>
>Dortmund-Monaco
Shitloads of goals incoming
>>
Why is the stream on YT so shit?
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>>74725592
spaniards used every joker cards they had vs psg
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>>74725591
I guess so. I'm just thinking about the potential fixture list, the potential semi final is right in the middle of our toughest run of league fixtures. QF is surrounding Chelsea at home too I think.
>>
Ranieri again
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>>74725610
it only looks decent on 1080 and up
>>
I miss Infantino for these things.
Bald uefa draw man was much more fun.
>>
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Ajax - Besiktas pls
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I just realized Zlatan could be playing the EL Final in his country.
>>
That jacket is way too small, Patrick.
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>>74725629
Who's this?
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>>74725632
>he only now gets why stokolm and why cardiff
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>>74725592
they're inside penaldo's ass
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>Patrik's jacket
What the fuck mate?
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>>74725633
He gives off a very Brendan Fraser vibe
>>
Patrik pls
Unbutton that suit, this looks ridiculous
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>>74725633
Patrik "Presswurst" Andersson
>>
Robben to get injured in the friendly against Italy
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RIGGED
>>
United V Anderlecht!
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>>74725635
Sasha Grey
>>
>>74725635
Well memed my dude
>>
ABUs BTFO ABUs BTFO ABUs BTFO ABUs BTFO ABUs BTFO
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>>74724304
Wait? What the fuck. Are Juve-Barca and Buyern-Real airing simultaneously on April 11? Why can't they split it somehow? They would even generate more views with it.
>>
It would be hilarious if that button just popped off right now.
>>
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Manure BTFO
>>
RIGGED
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>>74725657
>>74725615
Time to get rekt by Youri, lads
>>
Great draw for us!
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Thanks UEFA.
>>
>Schalke
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>>74725657
>>74725668
>a fucking Europa League
>>
>Beshitkass
ez
>>
that representative for celta looks like he wants to die
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>>74725673
Shit forgot about him. At least the 2nd leg is at home.
>>
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>Schalke - Ajax
kek
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>>74725674
http://www.skysports.com/football/anderlecht-vs-man-utd/114713
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>>74725679
>a fucking irrelevant country
>>
>>74725669
Wait, really?
>>
rip roaches
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>>74725685
Who will choke harder?
>>
Ajax - >Schalke
Okay we'll take it. Though Ajax will probably lose.
>>
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>jews against Hitler's club
hmm
>>
Lyon V Besiktas, nice
>>
>>74725664
nice comfy trip to belgium. they earned it.
>>74725679
>already preparing for the inevitable United/Mourinho/Pogba victory
>>
An Anderlecht it's fine too.
>>
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>>74725687
>W-we're still a relevant club
>Please watch us draw in Belgium and win 1:0 at Old Toilet
Lel!
>>
Man Utd
Celta
Schalke
Lyon
Good final 4.
>>
>>74725669
Sounds fine, each match day will have one good and one boring game.
Who cares about Juve - Barca
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>>74725697
It's gonna be anudda shoah!
>>
>>74725685
gym fight
>>
AnderlechtvsUnited
Celtavs Genk
Ajax vsSchalke 04
Lyonvs Besiktas
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>>74725703
Teach me how to be United's biggest fan like you
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They're going to spread out the games, r-right?
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>>74725725
deff
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>>74725725
>>
>>74725725
uefa said next year
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>>74725725
Wait wat
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>>74725696
Schalke is doing quite poorly in the Bundesliga though, it's doable
Quite happy with this draw desu. Didn't want to draw any of the Belgian teams because if we lost we would get meme'd too hard, and didn't want to draw Beshitkas for obvious reasons. United and Lyon are stronger so it's good we didn't draw them either
>>
> Ajax vs >Schalke
Can this game turn into a maelstrom of choke and fail that rips apart the space-time continuum?
>>
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>>74725722
Customer starter pack, plus browser shortcuts to manutd.com/store and Manure Twitter. Also getting information on players from FIFA 17
>>
>>74725749
Reminder that based Keane actually hates Man United.
>>
>>74725745
Yeah true. Well I have more confidence about the Belgian teams, that would have been the best chance to go through. But I guess Schalke were next if it couldn't be Belgians.
>>
>>74725751
That's the best banter you have? Pathetic desu
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>>74725774
Keane hates everything
>>
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>>74725783
You really put me back in my place though
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>>74725719
if 8th place in the belgium league utterly destroyed tottenham, i can only imagine what 1st place will do to united. it'll be more painful to watch than bayern v. arsenal.
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>>74725751
You forgot a strong Facebook presence
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>>74725745
Ajax - Schalke is the best game IMO. Would like to see Ajax in the semi desu. I'm quite happy with the Turkish team.
>>
>>74725774
>>74725774
Actually he's a Man Utd supporter. Just didn't express it much when SAF was there.
He and his son are season ticket holders.
>>
>>74725802
How do you feel about Memphis so far?
I'm still not sure on whether he's just memeing or if he might consistently make it after all.
>>
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>>74725800
Kek
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>>74725836
He is playing well right now and have a good relation on the pitch with Lacazette
He can't play in Europa league unfortunately
>>
>>74725546
see world war 1/world war 2
>>
>>74725858
It's good to hear he clicks will with another player, a good player.
There might be hope for him after all. Thanks Frogbro.
>>
>>74724560
told you lads
>>
>>74724560
Ask her if I will ver find happiness
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