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Bruce "Thick & Veiny" McAvaney on cancer watch, news broken by @Straffo as per usual

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i'm glad everyone got off that overrated piece of shit elyse and got on the holly train. now it's time to big cheatle up :3

Another century for the Indian bowlers lads.

Triple J or Triple M?

>>74723263
Young Tradie Triple J, old Tradie Triple M

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>>74723244

pity about the few dozen malignant carcinomas she's developing

Steve Smith is fucking elite

>>74723263
91.3 Sports FM

>>74723283
wow she's ugly

>Steve Smith is about to score a double century in India

Let that sink in lads

>>74723283

Them pasty boobs look quite tasty.

glad bavuma is scoring some runs, he seems like a good lad

Last three digits are India's first innings.

>>74723322
feelsbadman

India wasted the good start they had this innings

>Meme Shit is LITERALLY going to be stranded in the 180s

I'm SHAKING right now lads

>>74723322
jinxed it la

>>74723347
Plausible desu

>>74723351
Canadian rooting for India. Yeahhh checks out.

>>74723351
what good start was that mate? Renshaw and Warner going at 4 an over for a 50 run opening partnership?

>>74723357
get a load of this freshcunt

>>74723357
freshcunt

Meme Shit destroying the Kohli narrative

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>>74723367
but kohli is the best batsman in the world!

>>74723364
>>74723366
>caring about /cric/ personas

Im a fucking faggot

>>74723372
freshcunt

>>74723369

>0 wickets
>gets to bring himself on whenever he likes

Kohli BTFO

MEME SHIT STRANDED

IM SEETHNG RIGHT NOW

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74723375
Based Straffo

Meme Shit needs to just go beserk with the bat now

>>74723396
Thanks Clarkey

>>74723396
literally wallop every ball, it's not like hazleshit will make it past three balls

make the double you piece of shit

>>74723396
Yep,exactly what he's doing right now. Staying at strike for the 6.

>>74723406
building pressure on the bowlers, great tactics

Clive Lloyd had a very good record in India lads

In India Hazlewood has a batting average of 4 and a high score of 2*

Hazleshit out in these two deliveries

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Could anyone please explain what he meant by this?

Saha will try and grab Smiths dick again when he makes the double

>be 8 wickets down
>have two reviews remaining
>don't use them when you get out

For what purpose?

>>74723425
I probably would have done it just for the extra one and a half minutes it adds to the game

>>74723415

What was it? First issue Bitches Brew?

based hazleGOD

>>74723425
>all been catches or bowled

>>74723433

>yfw a game is decided by a player reviewing a clean bowled meaning that one less over can be played on the fifth day

>>74723434
dat casual racism

>>74723433
>Down match point in major tennis match
>Other player cleary and blatantly wins next point
>Call for a review so he can't celebrate for another minute for absolutely know reason but spite

Smith to wallop 42 off this over

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Will Smith score a double century?

>>74723447
Learn to spell

>>74723455
this still makes me laugh Tbh

>>74723443
You are an absolute plebian if you don't realise India are ahead in this match, and that extra over might let Australia skate through for a draw.

>>74723447

>John McEnroe will never play in the HawkEye era

;_;

Can't believe that shitter didn't wallop those wickets lads

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I am sure that this will be a robust partnership

Is Ishant Sharma the least scary fast bowler in the world, what batsmen takes him seriously.

>>74723456
know

>>74723459

Trip on Reality Check

>push it in the gap instead of having a swing
>don't run

what's the point you fucking meme

>Steve Smith
JUST

>>74723469
Ponting

>>74723469
He ended Ponting's captaincy

>>74723467
>>74723467
>>74723467

>Meme Shit

he LITERALLY did it to pad his average out with a *

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74723488
>not being autistic
GET OUT RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tallest player on the pitch
>gets run out

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74723488
Smith understands the ultimate purpose of test cricket is not to win, but to statpad.

No one will remember forty years from now who won a specific test series in India in 2017. But they'll remember if Smith retires with a padded average that breaks all the records.

great throw

>average of 61.47
Truly the GOAT, I do NOT care about Pooges 400+ average against West Indies

>>74723499
based

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>>74723498
>tall as fuck
>fast bowler
>constantly getting run out

>>74723498
If he's taller he's at a disadvantage, as he has to reach further to get his bat on the ground

apparently half my friends list on facebook is irish lads

>>74723513
Yeah mate, I'm also badass and cool because I don't like something that normies like

>>74723498
how tall is Ishart?

>>74723517
if you're born or raised in Australia then you are NOT irish

t. son of irish migrants

>>74723502
he actually averages 550+ against the Windies, unironically

>>74723523
t. Paddy O'Brien

I like the ad with the autist that breaks out into song because his poofriend is trying to break up with him. The Sehwag insurance ad is nice too.

>>74723523
>caring about Irish identity

Kek, it's about drinking and talking shit about poms. That's literally their identity

>>74723523
Are they terrorists?

>>74723523
t. Connor O'Mclaggan

>>74723536

>drinking and talking shit about poms
>bad

>>74723539
my uncle unironically was and I'm related to a founding member of the IRA

>>74723523

t. Potate O'Famin

>>74723546
t. Patrick O'Sullivan

>>74723533
THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BATSMAN
IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

>>74723536
that's literally the australian identity

>>74723552

Kek

Is the Australian Cricket Team the biggest Dindus in the competition?

>Consistently complain about opposition tactics (which is shit they do themselves anyway) despite being historically underhanded
>Regularly blame the pitches for their fuck ups despite Australian pitch doctors doing exactly the same thing for them
>Virulently "sledges" opposition teams yet have a sook back to mum whenever they get it back
>Media somehow makes someone rightfully pointing out cheating the villain despite castigating a Saffa who had a lolly in his mouth just a few months earlier
>Regularly complain about everything yet get affronted when someone else does

I honestly don't know how anyone can support them.

>>74723523
t. Sheamus O'Reilly

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Unironically bought gin today in order to silently spite the hoards of ginger micks. Was thinking of getting fish and chips for dinner, but will probably settle for pizza because wops also hate the Irish.

>>74723555
Except the Irish talking shit about the poms is genuine hatred/vitriol as opposed to friendly banter

>>74723566
really getting tired of this gimmick

had a potato today lads

>>74723582
t. Paddy O'Brien

>>74723582

It would be a lot more Irish to *not* have a potato.

>first time seeing Cummins in 5.5 years
feels surreal

Someone tell that person blowing the vuvuzela to stfu

>this text is for my ancestors

why is Ashley & Martin allowed? They literally just charge you thousands for something you can go to your local GP and get for $50

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KEK

>>74723630
Why is his middle finger so small?

Radio's on at work & they're asking girls "What do you hide in your bra?". One rang in & said a drink bottle? I have so many follow up qns

>>74723644
His sister slammed the door on his hand and lopped the finger off

>>74723644
lost it in a smelting accident as a kid

>>74723644
shoved it up his ass and it got stuck

DJ SNAKE

ON THE FLOOR

>>74723656
In an unfortunate shmelting accident.

>>74723644
he sold his fingertip to the devil in order to be good enough to play international cricket

At the ground. Cummins just went off with an injury after a rapid 5 for. Cricinfo and streams are on a two minute delay

Warnie always talking shit about the Australian team on tour right now, just a jealous bitch because he didn't get too beat India because he was high on cocaine at the time

>its not even on the AM radio

D R O P P E D

>>74723740
its on abc Extra

Cummo you're bowling in the subcontinent, move the line in and bowl at the stumps. You're not going to get movement without reverse, just bring lbw into play

>>74723747
Thanks, Michael Clarke

India RR 0.88

POO PITCH

>its a Kikeal Cuck jizzes himself over a regulation shot episode

>st patrick cummins day puns

my sides

>>74723787
>colour of st pats day is green
>the baggy green is green
my sides are in orbit

is KL Rahul related to KL Rahul Dravid?

>>74723834
KFC or fish shop?

Anyone else have an aspie friend who shares basically everything Milo does on fb?

>>74723842
Home cooked

When will the cumminsbabbys go home and realise he's shit?
Bird should be playing this game and everyone knows it

>>74723887

>When will the cumminsbabbys go home

in approximately 30 minutes when he breaks down like a lame horse for the nth time.

>>74723887
Fuck off Pukeson Pood, YOUR "career" is over

>>74723861
no, none of my friends are retarded enough to share anything political on fb.

>>74723834
Thats fucking disgusting

Potatoes are making you fat.

the STEM meme has been exposed

>working harder and more hours for less pay
lmfao

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>>74723896

I pity you

when's the wicket falling

>>74723740
digital only so the old farts can ask phone in stories about their garden

>indian batting
>gold coast vs parra
>melbourne rebels

why is there no good sport on?

>>74723861
I did but he deleted his facey

>>74723913
I literally make more than anyone ITT

>>74724003
thats like visiting Hyde Park in the evening and bragging that you have the best accommodation out of everyone there

>>74724003

DSP isn't that much

played 18 after work today lads

fuck this trying to save the draw on the 2nd day bullshit

>>74723219
Did she start pissing herself just as this picture was taken?

Based Sunil cracking 'cum'mins jokes.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/cricket/andrew-flintoff-virat-kohli-head-and-shoulders-above-the-pack/news-story/ebd12263e5b3c6638c79a52f027bfa5a

>>74724060
ok grandpa

>those curry fart noises

cant fucking wait for India to score 700 and then skittle Poopeelia for 150, causing a mass Ausfailian Cuckbet Bogan pooicide event

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riveting

>>74724342
wat

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>2 days of curry batting ahead

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Kek.

it's over, pack it up

>>74724003
That's literally false cunt, I think you underestimate the people who frequent this shithole

You see how shit Marsh really is getting out for 2 on this wicket.

>>74724543
neckbeards and NEETs?

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Warner
Renshaw
Khawaja
Smith*
GOATswell
Cummins
.>Wade+
Starc
SOK
Pattinson
Hazlewood

>>74724580
You can use autism to accumulate millions of dollars if you're sharp enough

>>74724624
how m8?

>>74724631
Study pure mathematics and then join a hedge fund/prop trading firm

what the fuck is that fucking noise

>GateSlave works in a Pig4
>he is now paid to calculate exactly how monumentally fucked Worst Australia's economy is
cant make this up

>>74724661
the guy shouting "CAT SHIT"?

that's your wicketkeeper

Wouldn't mind if Hazlewood pounded his perfect length into me.

>>74724742
S T A T S G O D
T
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why is lee such an indiaboo

>>74724826
he needs those bollywood $$

>>74724826
much easier for him to make a crust over there

listening on foxtel go and just realised vijay not wearing a helm. where was the short ball?

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>batting without a helmet or cap

>>74724923

Was one of the indians actually doing that?

>>74724967
yes, vijay

>>74723425

Aren't the reviews shared across the whole innings?

If they waste it in bullshit batting dismissals they won't have any fielding?

>>74724631

Captain the Australian cricket team

india to score 600 and win

you know its true

>>74724742
statsledge