Why is he always throwing up, la?

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Also: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3085866/lionel-messi-reveals-he-urinates-sitting-down-just-like-barcelona-team-mate-luis-suarez/.

What the fuck, la?

steroids, he's probably developing cancer

too much pizza before games

>>74722464
drugs

>>74722464
Once Xavi and Iniesta started going to shit and year after year passed without an international trophy there was more and more pressure on him to perform. the nerves made him dry heave and puke. no wonder he mostly stopped doing it once neymar came good and suarez arrived.

Allergy to Sprite

>>74722529
he's a married man.

>>74722464
Is that Johnny Sins sitting next to him

Too much HGH

>>74722464
Doctor here.

Colon cancer.

>>74722464
He had a rare medical condition as a young child that would have prevented him from basically becoming an adult man, biologically speaking. Barcelona paid for his medical treatments and gave him a lot of growth hormones. He would literally be a midget otherwise. It's possible that this had a negative effect on his digestive system.

He pukes every time he wants to put up a GOAT performance.

seriously, look it up

>>74722464
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Stress can make you throw up, it's probably that