/hoc/

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>>74722279
first for richard and ross trophy winner

>>74722279
Good thread

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>>74722326

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>14 goals in the past 2 games

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'sup guys

>B U S T O N
>U
>S
>T
>H
>E
>W
>S

>>74722392
Where can I watch Laine's pattrick from last night?

Thanks in advance

>>74722279
Oilers vs Ducks

Who you got?

>>74722392
>hes going to win the called her just because he plays on the laffs
sad!

>>74722359
im so happy i have a marchand jersey i wear to every game i get to go to, he's my favorite player

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>>74722414
Oilers

The Mild are done for. Once again a Boudreau team looks good and then collapses.

Usually its the playoffs but they got started early this year

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*blocks your path

I'm looking for a Ross... Mr. Art Ross

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>>74722414
Ducks

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>cute grill at work
>praises me for good work ethic
>squeezes my arm to get my attention
>have seen her do this to other employees
>yesterday she escorted me prom style (arm in arm) to talk to a manager about something
>Today she wished me a good night in the parking lot, by name, as we were all leaving
What do you fellow autists think? I am going to ask for her phone # regardless but I figure id question.

>>74722462
nigga is dead

Which hockey player gets the most pussy?

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>>74722462
You have to get past me first

>>74722480
http://www.thehockeynews.com/news/article/jaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it

>>74722399
name a game where matthew had a hattrick and the leafs won
I'll wait

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>>74722480

>>74722499
Do you think her boyfriend minded being cucked by jagr?

>>74722480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRNwrgu5uPg

>>74722522
He probably masturbates to the thought of it

>>74722388
Hi friend, nice balding dubs

>>74722399
NHL.com has alright highlights if you only want to watch 5 minutes. They show all of the goals and important plays but are very lacking on fights and other penalties.

>>74722420
On average how many penises do you suck a week?

>>74722462
Stop using /tv/ memes faggot

>>74722508
I have no idea why you are asking me to do that

>>74722537
>Hi friend, nice balding dubs
Thanks :)

>NHL.com has alright highlights
Thanks again. But it was just meant as a harmless joke about finns memeing about that Laine was going to get a hat-trick, but he didn't get a single point :)

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>>74722490
>Marchand is a legitimate art ross threat

>>74722573
Thanks Bettman

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>Joe Sakic is a legitimate GM

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>>74722601
>a finn is an actually legitimate GM

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>Connor McShit is a legitmate NHL captain

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>>74722573
>Not capitalizing his name
Pretty rude to be fair.

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>>74722588
Next year's Art Ross winner

t. Bettman insider

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Just noticed that Minnesota lost to Eddie Läck

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>>74722616
>He posted the wrong show

>>74722624
More like next year's John B. Sollenberger Trophy winner

>McMeme
>McShit
>McMemekid
>McBust
>McGayKid
>McFaggot
>McAssist
>McSecondary
>McAutism
>McSpectrum
>McAcne
>McPimples
>McCuckold
>McCocksucker
>McBoarding
>McPussy

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>>74722611
The NHL is a crapshoot. A finn picked DuBust. Beyond the first few picks its a gamble. Detwat has picked winners late. The best prospect not in the NHL was picked in the 5th round. Anything beyond the top ten is a gamble.

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Mc David

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>>74722480
Stupid Sexy Seguin of course.

Also
>Can'tpucks

Also Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

Not enough black people in the NHL; no diversity at all.

>>74722751
>tfw I remember that one time he called a player a coward for not fighting one of his goons in the name of his honor
What a fucking cuck desu

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>>74722935
Shut yo mouth white boi, I got 2 assists tonight

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>>74722751
Someone should shoop Mcdonald's arches on his jerseys and stuff.

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>>74722279
>vegas expansion is not called the Aces
is the NHL just stupid or what?
How could you miss that wildly popular concept in favor of something gay like "golden knights"

Everyone would identify with aces, and the Jersey would be dope enough even black people who dont know what hockey is would buy it.

How did they blow it? just...how?

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>>74722935

>>74723032
they didnt want the team name to be associated with gambling

>>74723050
Every TV announcer will make puns about it though.

>the house wins again

>>74723050
its too bad because that team should have unironically been called the gamblers

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>>74723050
>set up a team in Las Vegas
>don't want to associate them with gambling

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late night mathposting

>kongs finally win against a shit team
>blose beat the shorks
can't catch a break

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Why is bustposting so enjoyable?

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>>74723086

>>74722990
Dogshit Nurse is so fucking dogshit

If he was past his rookie contract I don't think Edmonton would protect him in expansion because they would know Vegas wouldn't want his dogshit ass

>>74723103
there are no good black players, Wayne Simiands is limbo

>>74723103
he missed a few months from surgery.
>exposing a 6'3 210lb 22 year old with 1 year left on his entry level deal
vegas would be retarded to pass on that chance

>>74723130
I don't care about his skin, I'm just laughing at how dogshit Dogshit Nurse is

I could go to India and find a pajeet that has never seen snow or worn shoes before, give him a pair of skates, and he'd literally be better than Dogshit Nurse.

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Mornibg

>>74723091
Best German player. Leon is a beast.

>>74723144
>muh big black bull
Too bad he fucking sucks massive cock at hockey

>>74723159
Morning Finland :)

>>74723159
Why are your goalies so shit? Oilers face two Finnish goalies and end up with 14 goals

>>74723154
I dunno he was pretty good tonight. Made a bunch of good defensive stick plays on marchand and had a few good hits. Plays with an edge.Great skater also he loves joining the rush.

>>74723163
>immediately starts to talk about bulls
who else would they take?
their only other options are 25+ year old #4/5 guys

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Reminder that VEGAS WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS IN THEIR INAUGURAL SEASON

>established all-star goalie be it Bishop, Fluery, Luongo, or even Quick
>quite literally an entire defensive group made of top 4 pairing defenseman
>punished Gerrard Gallant cracking skulls
>shitty forwards but they'll do some meme shit without a doubt

>>74723177
Darnell Nurse is fucking terrible, ladm8. Every team in the NHL has at least one d-man better than him. Half the teams have 3 or more defenseman better than him

>>74722279
That image is wrong.

>>74723159
Good morning!!!

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>>74723231
>norge

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>tfw no Scandie gf

>>74723316
>tfw no friends or gf

>>74723231
>>74723165
:)

>>74723212
>Every team in the NHL has at least one d-man better than him
not the golden knights doe. most teams are going to protect their top 4 dmen

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What did he mean by this?

>>74723212
Why do you post these long shitty opinions every night

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HA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHhahahahahahHHHahahahahahahahahahhahshshshshhahshshshshshahhshshshshshshhahahahajajhajajAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAHSHAHAHAHA

>>74723880
Cuck a doodle to the point of contact for the last two millennia I was wondering if anyone wants to be a girl who is the most leftist ideologically charged bullshit ever since we are looking at your own business and personal injury

>>74723791
Because I'm correct the vast VAST majority of times I give my hot takes and so I figured I'd let /hoc/ in on some industry secrets

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Another day, another matthews 0+0

>>74723888
How bout I kick ur ass

Golden Knights fan here. Never watched hockey before. What should I know?

>>74724134
Prepare to lose for a decade before being good

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>>74724145
Take that back, fucker.

>>74724153
look at blue jakkets and wild for statistical proof.

im sorry but its better if you realize this soon

>>74724172
See >>74723212

Who's your team? Doesn't matter. They suck.

>>74724134
>>74724153
Can someone shoop Mami wearing a GK hat?

>>74724196
my tiim is the national hockey squad of finland and we will win the world championships this year

also kärpät but thats irrelevant

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I hope Ilves wins tomorrow so we can have epic battle of Tampere in the playoffs

>>74724276
TAMPERE IS STUPID

>>74724286
Tampere is pretty comfy to be honest with you.

t. oulu

Jere Lehtinen

Teppo Winnipeg

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>>74724292
>summer time Tampere
Max comfy

Henri Zetterbeg is a much more accomplished player that Lehtinen, yet Dallas retired Lehtinens number and Detroit surely won't retire henriks


I think Henri zetterberg, in the context of the entire red wings franchise since their inception, is a very noteworthy player

They should retire his number.

>>74722279
>tfw you realize Pavel Datsyuk returned to Russia to hack the us election


It's so obvious now

>>74724364
>henrik zetterberg
0 individual awards, 1 stanley cup

>jere lehtinen
3 selke trophys, 1 stanley cup

fuck off Tom

>>74724394
Jere Lehtinen's only achievement was raping stray cats on the streets of Dallas

Also the conn smythe is literally the only individual award that matters you pleb

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>>74722369
Just give us the cup already

>>74722279
101 Devils making the playons

NEWS: Jokerit will play in KHL for atleast the next 5 years

>>74724496
>tfw Gorhonen died for this

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>>74724201

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>>74724508

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>mdw next year Pulju, Quenneville, Zacha, Laine, Aho, Juolevi, Mathews, McDavid and Eichel awakened will justify Larionov's vision and play some long unseen hockey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tr9hZ69TI

>>74724496
A joke league for a joke team

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>>74724466
>>74724508
>>74724540
>>74724628
Grease, are you ok?

>>74724653
what?

>>74724668
You post like a bot that parses random hockey and /hoc/-related things and makes random sentences out of them.

>>74724653
also, huoMENTAL

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It's finally weekend!
Time for Hokkei!

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The absolute madman is gonna do it, isn't he?

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>>74725284
Rask has been giving him some boipussi there's no way he would be able to do that otherwise

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>>74725284
This pisses me off more than it should.

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>>74725284
fucking stop it

>>74725284
>Marchand is the goal and points leader

Strangest timeline 2bh

>>74725798
>PIT
>rags
>Ducks

Does Dallas have a chance of beating the flim flams?

>>74725824
unintentional (you)
enjoy it as much as you can for you shall not get another

>>74725824
>>74725832
Thank (You) my fellow Finn

Wait is Marchand actually going to win the rocket, art ross and hart? Please tell me it isn't so.

>>74725881
It'd hurt seeing the rat get the Hart the most
Urgh

>rags

>>74723091
Leon is a McDavid babby

>>74722537
>posts like this
>calls someone else a faggot

>>74725932
The Hart will be hard for him to win unless the bruins finish 2nd in the Atlantic and he drops like 90 points and the rocket richard trophy. There's like 5 people who could win the hart this year.

>>74723091
>Le one pullup man

Lazar > Bennett

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Bling bling, it's a Bad Boy thing
Bullets heat-seekin, streep sweepin, with an evil grin
Watch you die, one love, one life, one Shyne
Y'all niggas ain't sayin nothin, like a mime
Every line, I live it, I write it with a pencil so niggas die
Of lead poison if they bite it, hate it but recite it
It's a G thang, me and Puff in St. Bart's set it off
Bitches walkin topless with G-strings, menage'
Bust shots at your crew, another charge
As the gulf stream fly through the fog
Make ya popular
Pockets filled with more high notes than the opera
Franklins on top of the - Jacksons
My nigga Ty leave you tired
Bad Boy, repsect it or die, coward

What type of nigga slang and bang in the streets? (Bad Boyz)
What type of nigga stay in the Trump for weeks? (Bad Boyz)
What type of nigga fly Bentley Coupes? (Bad Boyz)
Aim for the sky, cop the shit then shoot

Remember when delusional poolumbus fans thought Atkinson was going to win the art ross and hart?

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Guy in the back = Laffcuck
Girl = playoffs

>>74726211
it's just that one fat retard that can't skate

>>74726214
holy shit 140kg clean and jerk

Mirin hard
thats olympic tier strength

Ehlers - Nielsen - Hansen
Boedker - Eller - Björkstrand
*** - *** - Sörensen
*** - *** - Jensen

Larsen - ***
*** - ***
*** - ***

Andersen
***


Denmark on their way to build an all NHL-national team

>>74726277
Will never happen

t. realist man

>>74726286
That's rich coming from Finland

>>74726296
Good post

>>74726296
Very good post

>>74726296
Pulju - Aho - Laine
Granlund - Koivu - Rantanen
Teräväinen - Barkov - Filppula
Jokinen - Haula - Armia

Ristolainen - Nutivaara
Vatanen - Määttä
Lindell - Jokipakka

Rask
Rinne

Nice try gayboy

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>>74726230
She's not even big

>>74726296
Exquisite post

>>74726323
I wanna rub my dick between her pecs
who is she

Pumping bikes tires is not fun i can tell you that

>>74726384
Go to a gas station.

>b-but i have dunlop ventiles
buy real ones

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>>74726384
>he hasn't realized the recreational joy that is pumping bicycle tires

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>>74726364
No clue bud

>>74726409
>not just buying a good pump
You can get a decent one with a pressure gauge for about €40

>>74726277
It's a great time to be alive!

Thanks Swedebro <3

>>74726286
Stop

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>danish laffs-fan

>>74726494
Atleast give me a (You)

I'll be laughing in 2020, when the Laffs wins the Stan Lee

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Who /pens/ or /anal/ here? Because I just bet 5€ in favor of them and thus they will lose.

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>>74726512
Heres a (You) and a picture

Reminder if you don't lick the yogurt lid you're a wasteful and hateful person

>>74726533
Thanks for the (You)
But pls no bully
The laffs will reign supreme very soon

>>74726548
i'm sorry but laffs can not be left without bullying

regards, differential homo

>>74726533
I saved this as a reflex but I'm on my work computer and I'm not sure how to feel about that. Maybe I'll just email it to myself

>>74726567
I made it in 5 seconds, you can make a better improved version yourself once you get home.

>>74726534
Is that like code for the foreskin or something

>>74726574
too late I already emailed it

>>74726534
That's deep

>>74726559
:(

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With Swedes you succeed

>>74726534
There's absolutely no people I hate more than people who do that publicly, its absolutely disgusting.

>>74726677
it's not hard to scrape it off with a spoon.

>>74726409
I have schrader ventiles

>>74726686
Go to a gas station then dude

>>74726494
What's with all these ironic posts from Finland today?

>>74726691
Finns know and acknowledge that they are biased and delusional, leafs fans don't.

>>74726690
Eh i'll go tomorrow

>>74726581
>foreskin
Eww!

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Still watching this shit-tier sport?

It's time to change.

>>74726739
Yeah I mean who wouldn't want to watch a sport where the finals has the same 2 teams three years in a row.

>>74726739
If all of my country's players were busts I would hate it too

The jackets need to win 3 more games to clinch
it's fucking happening guys

Hornqvist skating at practice today

>>74726739
>bounceball cucks

>the laffs are 32-37 and in a playoff spot
SAD!

>>74726739
Handegg and Basketball has got to be some of the most dull and uninspiring sports to watch

>>74726753
>penguins
>hawks
>bruins
>kings
>hawks
>kings
>hawks
>penguins
wew lad

>>74726781
get this LOSER POINT COMMUNIST BULLSHIT
OUT
OF
HOKKEI

>>74726791
tampa would have their spot at a slightly better 34-36

well i only drink refreshing tasty bonaqua

>>74726627
Terrific post!

>>74726770
Nice

>>74726781
And the islanders are 33-37 what the fuck is your point

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>>74722279
So how are you celebrating St.Patrik?

Hey just want to say that I had a rough day at work and am going to take a quick powernap so I have energy to drink beer later.
Thanks for listening.

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BREAKING! HOLY SHIT!!! Senators are moving to Quebec.

Buttman and Snes keeping a press conference at 11am ET.

did you guys read this about Geno and Crosby? It's pretty good
https://www.nhl.com/penguins/news/pens-superstars-share-special-bond/c-287770016

>"I hope we play our whole lives here," Malkin said. "I don't want to move to a different city. I'd like to play here. I like to play with Sid. With this team, this young group, I just do my best and I know Sid works hard too. We're just trying to win again and get as many Cups as we can.

>no good games on friday
thank you bettman again

>>74726893
the laffs suck

>>74726905
By busting

>>74726938
You make it seem like the islanders or bolts are any better. The 2nd wildcard team will have an overall losing record.

>>74726956
blots are better

>>74726753
Well Skellefteå AIK has been in the finals for 6 years in a row now
Tappara has been 4 years

>>74726986
No they aren't. With no stamkos and all that centre depth injured they are pretty shit now.

>>74727006
they have more wins than the laffs

>>74727019
You can thank bettman for the pity points. Just bring ties back so no team gets a point.

>>74727041
so the blots are better than the laffs and you agree

Malkin not playing tonight

>>74727046
Tampon Gay had their chance to prove that last night and couldn't muster even a single goal.

>>74727182
nobody cares fag

>>74727244
>laffs

What's the deal with the St. Patricks day themed jerseys?
They're not even gonna use them during games?

>>74722279
>blackhawks
>since 1986/87

what did he mean by this

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These are the 16 best teams in the league according to ""fancy stats""

>>74727260
what's the deal with yuros not knowing how to google shit? they sell them for charity

>>74727046
You mean the same team that got shut out by one of the worst defensive teams in the NHL?

>>74726956
>leastern conference

>>74727260
they are wearing the St Pats jerseys on Saturday vs the Blackhawks.

>>74726321
>poopinjarvi
>first line

putrid 2beeach

>>74727273
those are just shots against though.

>>74727291
if you want to bring up irrelevant bullshit so can I
>blots beat laffs 7-3
>isles beat laffs 5-1
>kings beat laffs 7-0
>COLORADO beat laffs 3-1

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>>74727260
also andersen's gonna be wearing this mask

pretty based desu, hes honouring quinn

>>74727348
that was tampon gay's most important game of the season and they lost KEK

>>74727363
faggot I don't give a shit about the blots but the laffs are fucking shit

>>74727344
It's score-adjusted Corsi which counts shots on net, unblocked shots, and missed shots, and adjusts based on score effects

Just posting it to show how ridiculous of a stat it is.

>>74727272
the current logo design, ding dong

>>74727363
laffs play them again faggot

>>74727348
But this happened last night not in November or December. Blots are shit my sunbelt friend.

>>74727383
you literally said the bolts are better you retarded tranny

>>74727409
they are better than the laffs.

>>74727403
keep thinking I'm a blots fan retards it makes you sound even more delusional

>>74727401
>knowing that
stay obsessed faggot

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Why does kanada get so angry at tampa bay? lmao

>>74727420
>lost 5-0
>in most important game of their season
>better

are all lgbtning fans this

>>74727395
then that image is all sorts of fucked
>relocanes
>cbj
>stors
>kongs
>prods
>kittycats
>snes
>vancouver

>>74727276
>Charity
Oh, I feel like a fool, disregard what I said
Sorry :(

>>74727310
Aaah, neat!

>>74727350
That's pretty based desu yeh
Can't wait to see him wear it

>>74727420
You make it painfully obvious though. The bolts got btfo in the most important game of the season and you're saying they aren't shit.

>>74727428
they've won a cup more recently kek

>>74727439
oh it's the laffs fag that argues about flags everyday

>>74727424
>he doesnt know the schedule of him own fucking team with less than 15games remaining

you are the faggot her friendo

Who /cornedbeef/ here? I also bought a ton of saurkraut. Why does Dallas have such a terrible D?

>>74727444
I live in Pennsylvania.
>and you're saying they aren't shit.
show me where I said that you illiterate cocksucker. I said the laffs are fucking shit and the blots are better. shit can be greater than shittier

>>74727446
>dat deflection

>couldn't even score a goal on one of the worst D in the league
>the shantytown of tampon gay

>>74727466
if your only argument is to make fun of a team I don't support then have at it faggot
>1967
toppest of all top keks

I'm getting tired of Denmark and Sweden
Their posts have no grit at all, they're too polite

>>74727485
I'm sorry you feel that way :/

>>74727272
>>74727395
>>74727440

you fuckheads. the year on the that is since the team last changed their name, not the logo

>>74727450
the fact they play again has nothing to do with the fact that was tampon gays most important game thus far, it was one of the biggest swings in playoff odds this team among all teams

>>74727485
Sorry :(

>>74727500
thank you, that was the connection i was missing
that other burger is a massive faggot

>>74727462
So you're either a pens or flyers fan. Thanks for letting me know because now I can just ignore your posts you dumb faggot.

>>74727462
if the bolts were better they'd have won last night, pretty simple, how retarded do you have to be to not get that

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>>74727485
My thoughts on the matter is be polite during the day and shitpost rampantly when there are actually games on. Obviously the time difference complicates that.

>>74727530
so the flyers are better than the penguins since they beat them last game?

>>74727529
go argue on /int/

>>74727505
>that was tampon gay's most important game of the season
>becomes most important game "thus far"

keep backpedaling faggot

>>74727548
keep arguing semantics you retarded fuck, it was pretty clear what was meant

>>74727541
>calling you a bandwagoner or philthy scum makes me an int poster
lmao did I hurt your wittle feewings

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>>74727530
>the Stanley Cup Champions sweeps every series

>>74727552
you didnt even fucking know they played again, so how could i fucking know what you meant

>>74727541
the difference in those two scenarios being the bolts had way more to play for than the pongs, who are sitting comfy

bolts were fighting for their playoff spot and couldn't score a single goal yet you keep shitposting about them being better. you're a fucking retard.

>>74727556
you say the same dumb boring shit everyday. wahhhhh someone lives somewhere different than me I better talk about it in every post!!!!!!
if being Canadian makes you important why don't you play pro fag?

>>74727574
well they've won more games than them. isn't that the goal, to win games?

>>74727585
Wild losing their spark lately? What's going on?

>>74727586
if you're going by that logic then the blowjackets are better than your precious pongs you fucking moron

>>74727586
Probably because pens fans are all delusional bandwagoners and flyers fans are pretty self explanatory. I'm sorry this is a shock to you.

>>74727605
exposed as non-elite

>>74727605
Or maybe like caps and pongs they're just half-assing the remainder of season since they've basically guaranteed a playoff spot. No need to hunt for win furiously now since only losers try to go for President Trophy.

>>74727622
what do you have to say about laffers? I'm sorry all you can muster is the word bandwagon which you know is false

>>74727620
people could argue that. this whole thing started by saying the laffs are only in the playoffs because of the loser point though, you guys got mad

>>74727646
all the guy who replied to you said was the other Eastern bubble teams also have similar records, as long as the loser point is in effect certain borderline teams are going to take advantage of it.

>>74727681
and I said the laffs are shit, which they are.

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>>74727605
Dubnyk is getting tired. He was bad in the playoffs his meme year and I fear its happening again. Also the team isn't scoring like they were earlier in the season.

>>74727634
I imagine even being the best in the west is pretty important to them.

>>74727646
>people could argue the jackets are better than the pens
KEK no they can't and you only said that to fit your narrative that more wins = better team. If that was the case then why does Washington have several cups?

>>74727694
delete pls

>>74727703
why not? your argument has been about head to head games, and the jackets lead the season series there

>>74727441
don't apologise to him Jens! It's a forum, we ask questions, we talk. It's him who should google what "good vibes" are.

>>74727585
>>74727605
>>74727634
>>74727702
>mortgage future for literal whos
>team crashes
Fletch needs to go

>>74727726
>season series record
Jesus it's almost as if you've never watched hockey before. The leafs are 3-0 against Boston. Are they a better team?

>>74727753
b-but the laffs just beat the blots. I thought that made them better?

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>>74727748
He has always done that. It's been argued before the draft is so shit this year it wasn't a terrible trade. But looking at other trades its clear he overpaid. The team has pretty decent prospects right now so that probably factored into it.

>>74727694
7th in gf
Solid special teams #1 PP #9 PK
Positive goal differential, better than both Western wild card teams
21st in GA

Overall, good offense, bad defense. They're not a shit team nor are they a good team, they are in the mushy middle. They're fighting for a playoff spot with a team full of rookies, you can shit on that all you want but I'll take it considering where most people projected them.

>>74727500
>black hawks becomes Blackhawks
What did they mean by this

Here's a hint you fucking dumbasses, all the leastern teams are garbage and will get rolled in the finals

>>74727748
>morgages future
>trade late 1st round pick in a shitty draft
oh wow it's fucking nothing.

>>74727800
>letting the sharks get to a cup final
The west is officially trash now

>>74727535
>Finland
>White

>>74727726
Honestly the jackets are becoming a better team, the jackets are a more complete team with four producing lines and 2 fantastic blue lines and an average one, they could beat them, if they were to play at NWA

>>74727809
>letting the bolts get to the final
You were saying?

>>74727748
It was always going to be a weak draft so even 1st round pick weren't worth that much. Still they should've gotten a backup goalie instead of Hanzal and white.

>>74727817
kek

>>74727802
>trades away picks for literally nothing
He's just throwing potential players away. Literally burning money.

>>74727818
The bolts have a cup you idiot. The sharks are notorious chokers.

>>74727828
Tell me one D line on the penguins that could put perform the werenski and jones line

>>74727835
>rags to final
>the fucking debbies got to the final
Least is an embarrassment

>>74727845
dumb phoneposter

>>74727835
>bettman pity cup

ftfy

>>74727853
>not even answering the question
Thanks for proving my point

>>74727849
so you've been watching hockey for 2 years?

>>74727829
>Hanzal literally nothing
you will be eating those words in the playoffs.

>>74727864
why would a defensive pairing on one team need to outperform one on the other?

>>74727845
The pens also have Crosby and Malkin down the middle. They absolutely destroy you in centre depth.

>>74727877
Because that's how you win, the jackets D is at least 10x better than the pongs

>>74727825
They also traded a 2nd in 2018 and a conditional 2nd in 2019. They have 3rd defencemen Alex Stalock they can call up. Not like they haven't rolled 3 goalies on the roster before.

>>74727864
the guy you're replying to already conceded that it can be argued that jackets>pens

>>74727887
wasn't the shorks d better than the pens last year too?

>>74727878
Okay, but if you can't stop the other team from scoring what's the point? To stat pad? The jackets have one superstar that's bob, the jackets have shut down Crosby and malkin all season.

>>74727897
By a fucking mile. The pens d was being held up by a single piece of string.

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>>74727887
>makes terrible post
>gets Crosby dubs

>>74727897
Yeah, but Martin jones isn't good

>>74727802
Don't bother. There are some seriously autistic people here who overvalue both draft picks and prospects.

They usually haven't even seen the prospects play, but they like to think reading their Eliteprospects page makes them an expert. You can usually spot them saying shit like "lmfao he's only scoring 1.23475 ppg in his post draft year he's a bust xD"

They unironically think analytics would make better draft picks than scouts

>>74727921
keep believing your nonsense you've been a blowhard for 2 years now see you in the playoffs if you manage to win a series

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The Predators are coming for the cup and you can't stop them

>>74727928
>muh eye test

this is exactly why we continue to see first round busts

>>74727936
Martin jones is literally a defense babby goalie, don't believe me? Just watch, he's slow, his reaction time is bad, and he can't stop a high shot

>>74727962
so the hoop you're now jumping through to say the jackets will beat the penguins is that martin jones is not a good goalie?

win a playoff series faggot

>>74727962
Martin Jones was also the only reason that series was close. Are you baiting me right now?

>>74727968
>he thinks I'm a jackets fan
No man, I'm a stars fan

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>>74727941

>>74727962
>martin jones defensive babby around a shitty defense

that's not how that works
>inb4 burns leads the norris trophy
He has the most giveaways in the league and is only good for scoring, not defensive play

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>The poolumbus poo jackets have never won a playoff series.
>it took a decade for them to win a playoff GAME

>>74728007
that article literally states that performance based analytics outperform traditional scouting

it goes on to advocate utilizing both method, but it is very clear which is the superior method

in conclusion you are a gigantic faggot

>fartin' jones

>>74728008
Karlsson won 2 Norris trophies doing the exact same thing.

>>74728041
>it goes on to advocate utilizing both method, but it is very clear which is the superior method

Correct, scouts > analytics

>>74728068
i guess reading comprehension isnt your strong suit

not surprising from someone who thinks subjective>objective