Official Friday Night NRL Thread

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First for based broncgods

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>>74717053
>>74717053
>>74717053

>>74722013
>1 from 3

Season is pretty much over 2bh

Test

Broncucks Ltd.

>>74722384
ODI

>>74722384
State of Origin

Bulldogs
Eels

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MUTINY

>>74722463
put your money where your mouth is

Bunch of spergs going crook about thaiday touching memelbournes broken thumb.Softcocks on reddit/everywhere make my blood boil lads

Statement of claims (or 'Why the NRL and Reddit is wrong about everything'):

1. If his hand wasnt injured would Thaiday get a contrary conduct charge? No

2. Does a player have a duty not to interact with an injured players injury? No

3. If he can mess with a healthy mans thumb and not attract a charge he shouldnt attract a charge where the player is injured, that's just fair.

4. If you charge Thaiday you need to charge every player from now on who attacks an injured players injury.

5. NRL fucking suck at making up laws that make sense

>>74722503
I tipped them in our tipping comp

>>74722536
t. Brongrubs

>>74722536
In every sport if someone is injured they're targeted. It's all fair imo. Look at what they do in Tennis you get a leg injury or are getting cramps? Your opponent is going to run you from side to side. Harden the fuck up cunts.

Coen Hess starting for the boys tomorrow

100points inc
200k price rise inc

Felise KaufusGOD

>>74722628
They won't come to the other side of the court and whack you with their racquet, though. There's a difference between passively targeting an injury and actively doing it. Running at him and forcing him to make more tackles, or trying to step beside him and force him to make cover tackles with his bad hand seems more effective.

Based Hymel Hunt, lads

>>74722671
>

Le tackle man also named for the boys

What memes did you guys fall for this week?

>>74722826
parra didnt know norman was out
they could still getup

went to the shops, bought lunch, put my wallet in the bag, ate the food, threw the bag in the bin

and binman came today

this is the 2nd time I've done this

Put my Newstart on the Eels lads

>>74722826
Keary and Hess

thinking of trading rapana for tedesco after this round 2bh

>>74722826
Norman and Keary, but then realised Norman was out, so reversed the trades and fell for Keary and Hess.

>>74722868
who the fuck puts their wallet in anything but their pocket

are you tism lad? that sucks if you are. put your wallet in your pocket ffs. and for you, the front ones, cause youre tism you'll get pick pocketed.

6pm kickoff is awesome when youre an unemployed student

Just a reminder that the Broncucks Ltd lost two games in a row despite the referees carrying them.

>>74722924
KEK

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>>74722924

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>>74722924

Friendly reminder that Joey has passed down his divine blessing and that GOATcastle are winning it all this year.

TYBJ

>>74722945
Haha love seeing the thurston pepe I made :D

>>74722933

Haha that's my post in there :)

>>74722945
I made this.

>>74722954
>>74722973
samefag

Few sausage rolls and beer is for dinner lads.

Hope the doggies smash these kiwi cunts.

>>74723126
mbye and reynolds are fucking retarded halves and warriors are gonna win by like 50 cause reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked

>>74723135
well he better make it entertaining at least

>>74723145
yeah itll be a laugh when he hits himself in the head for stuffing up

hell probably punch on with luke who is pretty good at niggling

>>74723152
You're making me hard

Holy shit

Not a fan of the dogs but what's with this fucking refball.

Josh "Doofus" Reynolds

THE REYNOLDS BEGINS

>>74723135
>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked

also the bulldogs have been under seige the entire game and this is just going to get worse

>>74723264
get a photo of that cumshot on the back of his head when you can

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>bulldog fans

>>74723275
I'll do mah best no promises

stream?

>>74722954
>>74722973
KEK

i actually did lad

cool to see people save it 2bh

Is this a under 13s game?

>>74723269
>>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked

>tfw fell for the "surely bulldogs can't be that bad" meme

who /queenslanda/ here

thought the game started at 6pm but we don't use memelight savings

wtf that's a sick stadium

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>>74723333
quads confirm
All indoor apparently

who /r/nrl here

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>>74723340
here, I spend most of my time on r cuckold though

Leigh.

>>74723374

How come they've played 2 more games than the other teams?

>>74723333
My kiwi workmate was telling me that apparently all the locals got super pissed off that the government randomly decided to build this expensive stadium in this town without asking anybody and will be getting the money back for it from their rates.

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Based doggies.

>>74723400
go back to poopee poonion

>literally btfo by women's cricket in the ratings

Do you think it would be awkward to be security at a nrl game. Have to sit there watching a bunch of people who are like 1 meters away or less listening to their conversation and making awkward eye contact all the time.

>>74723381
no clue actually

>>74723340
me 2bh

>>74723420
Nobody notices security guards though tbf.

tipped the dogs because they have the home game lads

>cronks hair

kek

I can't browse /sp/ on my phone while listening to music anymore as the music cuts out. Any other lads have this issue?

>>74723490
>browser
>phoneposting

>>74723483
me2

plus no rts so they're the safe tip

this game and roosters vs panthers are the toughest games to tip this week

>>74723496
>not knights souths

>>74723514
souths will unironically win by 20

>>74723496
Roosters will smash the poothers, souths vs knights is the hardest because it depends on which souths or knights team decides to show up.

Going to do 6 months abstinence lads. Is it gonna make me attracted to NRL players?

>poodogs

>poodogs

>>74723581
>>74723580
wew

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He he next to get sacked lads

>>74723590
>only one mash with 2 large chips

blasphemy 2bh

>pooriors

>>74723590
>27 bucks for some chips, gravy and a burger
Based sean

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hope none of you guys fell for the mbye meme

Fucking coconuts

>>74721963
Hayne will probably be passing intercepts to Parra all game.

>>74723599
Family chips are way bigger than large chips m8.

But Red Rooster mash and gravy is huge.

>>74723605
I had about $13 of Red Loyalty Dollars so it was only $14.

>>74723617
This is a KFC board get out reddit

The Warriors are consistently the dumbest team in the league

Too many fucking coconuts

>>74723636
KFC is old news.

The new /nrl/ approved fast food is Red Rooster, and I expect the poofters in /cric/ will catch up soon.

>pooriors

was gonna captain SJ but glad I captained thursto instead

/rug/ on absolute and eternal suicide watch for the THIRD week in a row

>>74723647
Why would you go to red rooster when you can just get a hot chicken from the iga and some hot chips from the fish and chips that will be next to every iga which will be better?

Because Red Rooster is better.

Stop talking about food my sausage rolls are in the oven

>>74723638
Elite post

>not cooking them in the microwave
Pleb spotted

mum is cooking dinner for me

tyb mum

>all this time near the goal line without no try
Doggies confirmed for best defensive team

This might possibly be the worst game ever

>the state of these teams in attack

this is fucking pathetic

>>74723692
when mbye is top scorer in SC for this match you KNOW it's a crap game

>>74723695
>all the pre-match previews talking about how "these great attacking sides" are going to face off

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>he captained SJ
KEK

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>>74723706
>He captained milford
KEK

horrible game

hopefully the eels bashes pootits will make up for this

>>74723703
>pooriors regularly falling apart
>poodogs started attacking more with their shit backs
>shit game

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>he didn't captain Ponga or Hess
KEK

>>74723706

Woah...

>this poor kid on debut has fucked up 3 times I've counted

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>>74723722
>>74723706

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Lads

>he doubted based Warriors
We're about to enjoy the best 15 minutes of NRL ever.

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>pooriors

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>>74723755
>

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>He DIDN'T captain SJ
KEK

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>>74723778
>>74723735
>>74723733
>>74723751

this

>>74722973
Just after you fingered Hex.

best live text for the game?

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>POORIORS

>>74723790

Sorry cuz, don't know of one.

>le try hard man

fuck Reynolds we want him gone that spastic

>>74723790
http://www.theroar.com.au/2017/03/17/canterbury-bulldogs-vs-new-zealand-warriors-nrl-live-scores-blog-3/

I feel sorry for the Dunedin denizens that showed up to watch this shit.

Warriors are fucking retarded

Kiwis need to seriously be vaccinated against life so they dont repopulate

>>74723831
those chips look yuck

remember when Lolo was a good player guys

he caught the Kiwi Kurse and became a fucking retard

>>74723831
>all that for $27

KEK

Kearney is a myth who people think is good because he speaks slowly like he's intelligent but at the end he's still just a dumb kiwi

YOU WILL NOT REFUTE THIS LOGIC

Still leading the tipping comp lads. Is this, dare I say it, the year I break out as a pseudotrip?

>>74723854
This game was fucking easy to tip. I put 100 bucks on the Bulldogs before the game having done some actual research.

>>74723853
who the fuck ever rated Kearney

dude is shit

>>74723862
But are YOU leading the tipping comp?

>>74723854
>not tipping meme teams for shits and giggles

>>74723881
>lebdogs
>not a meme team

>>74723854
Noone pays attention to tipping. You'll only break out if you win SC. Which you won't.

>>74723890
t. N

>>74723890
t. Danny

Dropped Johnston for Based Hayne lads, I'm thinking long term

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>>74723898

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>>74723909

>>74723909
>morris boys
>fast

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kek reynolds bogan mates

>>74723922
Faster than Michael Jennings

>>74723935
kek

KEK

Have to work tomorrow lads

>>74723921
>solidate

>>74723950
>>74723941
being a dogs fan fucking sucks

even when they win you have to support SBW that cuck

Keep rollin rollin rollin

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Dog act """god"""

>>74723960
what's sbw up to these days?

did he join isis?

>>74723983
Yeah I sure "missed" him during the ausopen

female touchie is my gf

>>74723984
Playing for the Auckland Poos

i'll never know why they don't just sell tickets for $10 each when they realise there will be so many empty seats

it looks horrible desu

>>74723873
No I'm only on 13 so far unfortunately.

I fucked that chick touchie this week lads she kept saying she didn't want to cheat on her bf but she got crazy towards the end

Based Hayne would have saved that try lads

titans are north sydney bears tier tbqh

>>74724004
cause what if one day everyone buys tickets XD

its really shitty supply side economics and makes no sense unless theres a contract signed somewhere that stipulates a minimum price floor (which is still stupid)

Titans is a shit name for a team

May as well be called the fucking Greek Gods thatd be less cocksucking

>>74724036
>nrl team
>not being cocksuckers

>>74724025
AFL will have the very same problem in the future.

Already numbers are dropping off and everyone is pointing fingers at what the possible cause is. Schedules? Uh, traffic? Game isn't so good to watch anymore? No you fucking idiots, football is a working class man's game and they would rather sit in the pub then spend 50 bucks on watching a game from 50 feet up, morons.

>sold radradra after round 1

>>74724046
SPEND MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE WORKING CLASS GOYIM

This is why they want a Perth team, all that mining money that flows in sporadically

Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane (lesser) are spending all their fucking income on mortgages and rent and can't waste hundreds on footy tickets when it's live on tv in HD

ELITE TRY

Corey Parker is so shit.

Should kill himself.

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>>74723994

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>>74724077
>being jealous of Corey

almost pissed myself on the drive home from work drinks because it was raining and all the farts I had to keep in was pushing against my bladder - I literally pissed before I left too

If you were an NRL player what would you get for your tramp stamp?

>>74724082
What do you think her knickers are like after a game, particularly when she's ovulating?

>>74724094
"caution frequently farting*

>>74724098
Wtf is ovulating? God you virgins are a bunch of sad cunts.

Beau Scott would go hard in a prison riot

>>74724105
>Wtf is ovulating?

reddit goes mental when a female touch judge does her job

doesnt notice any other touchie ever

really makes me think they put sexist expectations on women that they lack the ability to perform a basic job

That male touch judge is my bf.

eels to drop 40 tonight

Damn that looked good, would have been GOAT if it was a try

>you now remember when phil gould was a touchie
>you now remember when during a fight he ran over to the ref to give him protection

>being walkcunt

>>74724129
+1

>>74724115
Most touchies are lazy fucks. Don't even raise flags until 5 minutes later and refer everything to video ref anyway.

Why do they show kfc when they reviews tries?

It makes your sport look even more amateurish.

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>>74724115
>>74724139

Reminder that being condescending is sexism in its purest form

>naw girly can do basic procedures isnt that qt

>>74724142
>multi billion dollar companies don't sponsor his shit sport.

>going on reddit
>screen capping reddit
>posting reddit cap on cardboard disposal forum
I thought my life was pathetic, thanks mate.

>>74724151

There's a hand reaching for a piece of kentucky fried chicken that decides whether it's a try or not, it's fucking retarded.

>>74724159
>>74724148
samefag

>>74724148

Wonder how they do with the ladies irl

>>74724148
same with when a black person does something right

when I was in high school abbo kids got a special lunch at the end of the year for getting 90% attendance

Remember when you couldn't gain 3m during play the ball

>>74724164
You got me, dang, how did you know?

>>74724171

Were they half castes?

None of the aboriginals at my high school even made it to year 10.

Based Chris /ourguy/ Mcqueen putting the Titans on his back

>>74724183
Is chris mcqueen related to lightning mcqueen?

>>74724188
yes and no

>>74724188
is lightening mcqueen related to steve mcqueen?

Nathan Brown is my favorite player

>>74724202
I fingered him in a night club lads

>>74724202

He's a pretty cool guy to be honest

>just got on the field
>takes a shitskin out
Dare I say is, Nathan Brown /ourguy/

why is this game going faster than the last game lads

i thought it was 20m its 34m

for real look, 34m

not lying

for real

I'm going to drive down the coast and fill in for one of the injured titans wish me luck

Neil Henry gonna sub in soon lads

>>74724211
>reddit spacing

>>74724216
Based walkie

>>74724216
based sean

How the fuck does Elgey not come off with a KO there?

What does being knocked out lying on the floor indicate?

I hope the cunt gets brain retarded and sues the NRL/Gold Coast

>>74724216
Based Terrence, hope you revive your career lad

Koroibete just got his first try lads

>>74724252

Should earn him a Wallabies spot

okay lads if anyone wants to get kerb stomped tonight meet me outside the king st hotel

Tipped eels but would be happy to see titans win

>>74724268
He earned a Wallabies spot as soon as those cucks at the ARU laid their eyes on a big strong Fijian rugby league player and offered him a contract

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>Glint Gutherson :-DDDDDDDD

Is Tyler Cornish "one of us"?

BLUE AND GOLD ARMY
FUCK YOUS ALL AY

im gay lads

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>Kevin proctor

Fell asleep on the couch lads half way through the first half.

>>74724384
nobody cares lad

This poomunity should accomplish something and go shitpost in nrlsupercoachtalk.com. I fucking hate those beta faggots and their sensitive feelz. I'm gonna start

You now remember when Josh Hoffman was the Broncos first choice fullback.

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>>74724401
I'll be right behind you

>>74724384
Based Sean.

>>74724386
What was the name of this book series?

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With the gf lads

>>74724415
post bulge

>>74724415
I'm so jelly she gets to play with your hairy legs, I wanna play :(

>player picking up someones reading glasses off the field
Wtf how did they get on there?

>>74724401
im already using subversie comments and upvotes on thekennel to conduct my own campaign to make bulldogs great again

cant be doing with that

>>74724424
based N

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>>74724425
a mean bully lad

These titans players are a bunch of soft cunts, every little bump they have to get carried off the field.

>>74724414
Boku no grug

good call from the touchy

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>mfw titans win :DDDd

>>74724443
She's doing a good job tonight

Is based WalkGod the only one here with a real gf?

>>74724451
Walkcunt is literally a homosexual lad

>Lets put the 2 shittest games on back to back on Friday

Greenburg you're a genius! These goy audiences will eat it up!

Based titties

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Another elite try.

>>74724457
>implying this Titans heart isn't a good advertisement for the game

Takarangi is a fucking retard.

I have never had sex

>>74724471
I have. You're not missing much

>>74724451
His "g" "f" is 35 and has 2 kids.

>>74724481
I know a young bloke with a older woman who has had two kids, the crazy guy got her preggers. I don't see the attraction.

Elite choice to take the 2

>>74724481

Makes sense for him to have a mummy fetish. What a beast.

le try man has money on the tits

Coconut lovers on pooicide watch

>>74724479
qft

>>74724481
>this seething virgin is mad because WalkGod gets regular sex

Cryin Lames lmao

>>74724518
Oh ya walkie, we all want a milf you snagged one.

I have a gf and have regular sex and I'm fucking miserable lads

>>74724533
cause sex is a meme you doofus

the only happiness comes from within and sadly thats difficult to get because it requires a lot of introspection then working to your goals

usually involves doing a 180 on your present situation cause the present isnt what you want hence the disenjoyment of life

>>74724464
She looks like Barbera Dunkleman

>>74724533
try some gay sex

Eels should re sign hayne then they'll win

>>74724559
Based Hayne is off the field injured and he is still helping the titans win.

>>74724559
How many points has hayne scored tonight again

Just get them back on the peptides and no one gets injured.

>>74724569
20 so far
You don't know how much of a morale boost is it too have Based Hayne on your bench.

You want me to put muhtonguey in yamouthy

I use a light fake tan when I feel a bit pasty and havnt had a lot of sun lads

so glad I captained hayne

>>74724611
If you're short on time just some olive oil on your skin and go out for like 15 minutes at midday. You'll be right lad.

>>74724548
Id rather do a 360 and walk away

>>74724625
A 360 is a circle you dumb cunt.

>>74724627
Hello newfriend

>>74724627
>THE SHANTYTOWN OF YOU

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>>74724620
does this work lad
cause the dove median glow is left in overnight

>>74724627

>>74724625

>>74724548
Holy shit kill yourself

>>74724627
Add me in the screencap

Just cashed out my parra bet

>tfw my Dad and my Brother literally never shut the fuck up during the game

>>74724679
Gonna regret that mate

>200 people in the crowd

nice fucking sport lmao

>>74724627
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>74724685
You're watching. Fag

>>74724627
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>74724680
Tell them your gay and they'll stay silent when you're in the room

gonna go for a skate then wank to shemale porn for six hours after this

>>74724680
underage

Fantastic effort by the Titans tonight. Can't say I tipped this one.

>>74724684
Nah

>>74724708
Thought parra would whitewash desu.

>>74724708

Based.

>>74724713
nice casual racism there mate

>>74724708
Same. Tipped Parra but was rooting for the titans.

>titans don't have hayne
>infinitely better

Are the titans, dare I say it, back?

>>74724708
>tfw 0/3

fucking fuck fuck fuck

Every team is shit except Melbourne

Why do they even bother

>>74724721
This has been a terrible game from both sides

Taylor's career average went from 76% to 77% tonight.

>>74724732
both these friday games were shit

>Eels beat shitcunt Manly and Dragons
>LE THEY ARE LE PREMIERSHIP CONTENDERS XDXD

How many of YOU fell for this meme?

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>tfw people who gambled and lost on this match

Bet responsibility goyim ;)

Lads, why is RC so fucking BASED?

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goal touchie were spot on tonight

>>74724719
Lmao

Lot of heart from this Titans outfit.

>>74724694
No one watches this garbage you bogan dog fucker.

I wanted to see if FRIENDS was on.

>Titans have ran for less metres, missed 23 tackles, made 9 errors yet lead 26-14 :/

Is this game, dare I say it, rigged?

>>74724738
Their work on Dragons made me think they were good cause Dragons week 1

Every team is shit this year

>>74724753
>not exclusively watching The Project

m8

>>74724744
Hope she gets promoted to ref soon.

>>74724753
Because you have none.

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>>74724755
Nah both teams are just shittier

>>74724763

Shut the fuck up. The Pooject is irredeemable rubbish.

>>74724763
i dont like when the blonde girl laughs at her own unfunny jokes, also le islam is peaceful man

If the Eels were winning, the referee would repack that scrum.

>>74724766
FUCK YES. LINESWOMAN IS EXCELLENT AT HER JOB.

>tfw you get beat by a team of crippled rookies

>>74724744
>>74724766
Do you think she ever gets wet watching the players?

>>74724753
So you accidentally watched a game of rugby league then accidentally went to a rugby league forum to post about your accidental viewing
Nice mental gymnastics there lad

>>74724766
I have such a boner for this lady

Girl touchie probably gonna get the dally m medal fellas.

>>74724771
>The Project
>Not El Prajeet

>>74724787
I didn't accidentally come here you tard, I specifically came here to let you know your sport is shit.

>>74724771
M8. I marathon both the Strayan and NZ version on a Sunday for maximum comfy feels

>>74724798
Go back to America Hayne you cunt

>tfw femtouchie's glistening sweaty and smooth thighs

>>74724740
I nearly threw 50 on parra 10 minutes ago but they just looked mentally shot.

>>74724798
Well, thanks for the input faggot
Now go kys

Just bumped the old thread lads.