/heem/: Brendan P. Schaub Edition

Schaub is our God.

>>74721541
schuab is gay

RIP Coral Springs

Schaub in peace

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>Swab
I don't think this semen slurping podcaster is for me

>>74721565
>>74721565
>>74721565
>>74721565
real non semen slurping thread

Good OP, OP

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>>74721636
Thanks, brother.

>>74721634
This thread was first, at the 500 post limit exactly. And by the looks of it it seems like you samefagged a couple times.....

Join this one and show credit where it's due.

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>>74721754
Thanks, brother. Hopefully the mods sort out this mess.

>>74721636
>>74721659
>>74721754
>>74721790

All (you)

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>>74721815
Not at all.

>tfw woodley could be an exciting champ
>his fights with wonderboy made him look boring
>casuals will not buy ppv's with him on it now
fuck

>>74721832
>10 posts 7 IPs before me

Screen cap that post

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>>74721850
His first fight with Wonderboy was a very good exciting chess match

His second fight with Wonderboy was a very dull chess match

Unfortunately the latter will stick out to most people. Especially since it was the main event and people wanted to see Khabib and Tony. Unfortunate.

I for one, am eager to see his next fight.

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>>74721850
JUST fuck my ppv buys up senpai

Tyron Woodley > GSP

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>>74721864
I'd rather not. You wouldn't believe me either way. It does not matter, because only two of those were me.

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>>74721933
Six of those posts are me. If you are implying that those are all me. You are sorely mistaken, my guy. I don't know why you think that only one person could possibly enjoy Brendan's work or my OP.

whst if u were 265lbs but u cut to 235lbs for ur fights, dat would be

hypothetically if i were to get Schaub Bless tatooed on my body, where should it go and what font should i use?

>>74722008
right around the butthole, and Papyrus

>>74721983
*leans into mic*
Oh for sure weight cutting is terrible, man. That shit is literally draining water out of your body and your BRAIN. And people don't even care or realize how horrible that is for your kidneys, your body, and your mind in the short AND long term. They definitely gotta do something like keeping track of people's hydration levels throughout the year, thry gotta do something even if it takes a while. For sure I think fighters are at their best at their natural weight. I think they absolutely for sure need more weight classes.
*coughs*

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>>74722008
I can't personally say that tattoos for me. Though if I were to get one, it would be a Schaub related one. Maybe even Schaub Bless! I would definitely get it in one of those cool looking Microsoft Word fonts and get it on my chest or my back. It would hurt but it would definitely be worth it.

Somehow >coralsprings and spergop getting banned made this place even worse.

>>74721976
>6/7

You just proved me right.

Apparently Vitor is unironically interested in fighting CM Punk

His chin is so shot I sort of believe Punk has a chance.

Schaub is faggot, Callen is cool

>>74722066

>vitor @ 170

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>>74722061
Coral Springs is a good guy, my guys. You cheetos are way too harsh for sure. He is a genuinely great person and I would love to visit a place as beautiful as Coral Springs, let alone reside there, and be able to hang out with him. He's just as enthusiastic about Brendan as myself and many others are. It is not something to be embarrassed out, nor is it something to embarrass someone about. You guys just don't understand. And for that, I sincerely you find something that makes you understand and gives you good spirits in life like Brendan has for me. Schaub Bless, brother.

>>74722084
Yeah it didn't make sense because the same article said he's interested in going up to 205

http://www.flocombat.com/article/53423-vitor-belfort-wants-to-fight-cm-punk

I suppose giving it a proper read he says it jokingly. Haven't seen the interview though

Jacare Souza

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>>74722037
there should be one pound difference between weight classes, just imagine the super fights. the 173lb champ could square off against the 174lb champ inside the octamom every night for a fortnight and majority winner takes em all!! several gold belds gleaming in the stadium fluorescent lights, reminiscent of my days as a camp ground janitor (not 4chan janitor LOL (loving evey laugh)). Conlen Mcgilli-Cypher would probably drop to the 171 weigh class due to weightcutting being outlawed and also punishable via death or being sent to a work camp where you would also lose a lot of weight in the process (lol ironic). It is bee fortold that the orogional champ of 154 was able to exit the WME work camp on appeal and then weighing 121 pounds he was able to challnege for that belt over a 12 month grace period. THe next chapter begins soon

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>>74722065
Uhhh, that's 6/9, my guy....

>>74722084
He wanted the fight at 205. Don't think that's gonna happen.

>>74722070
They're both tremendous, likable, human-beings. Especially Schaub, no disrespect to Callen, but I just simply admire and relate to Schaub even more. They're both phenomenal hilarious people that everyone should aspire to be like.

>>74722097
What's the name of the pills they gave you?

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>>74722105

>>74722008
get it on your neck in comic sans

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>>74722136
I am not on any medication nor do I need to, you cheetos should seriously reconsider some aspects of your life though if you are focusing so much vilification towards Brendan and people who admire Brendan.

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>>74722159
who does this remind you of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIfBW20clg

40 posts in and 20 posts is some spastic avatar fagging a guy who isn't even a fighter.

Move this trash heap to /asp/ it will never go back to what it used to be.

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Boys check out this webm I brought us back from the power rangers thread on /tv/

>>74722176
You are stupid, there is less. Moderation there

>>74722183
Ends abruptly, thought it was leading somewhere

>>74722183
someone should edit it so it cuts to a heem page scrolling down

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>>74722168
Despite Brendan's little acting experience and no formal training. He manages to be a genuinely hilarious guy and an increasingly successful comedian that is doing standup at the LEGENDARY Comedy Store in LA and is a good actor. I honestly cannot think of someone who has made such a meteoric rise in the entertainment business.

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>>74722158
Grasso should make ASMR videos, just her speaking spanish and farting into the mic

>>74721042
>>74721073
t-wood pepe?

new to /heem/, just scrolled down this thread. is this schaub guy for real or is it some elaborate prank?

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>>74722176
You are free to discuss MMA with me. And Brendan is a former heavyweight fighter in the UFC who continues to be very much involved in the MMA world as one of its leading voices. People posting about Schaub is nothing new and it is not something you should be making an off-topic post about. Thanks.

What are your thoughts on the Anderson-Manuwa fight?

>>74722211
Beat it, get lost

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>>74722222
nice get

>>74722189
I don't care. People here are more interested with being e-celebrities than actually talking MMA. They can have all the fun they want in the /asp/ cesspool

>>74722232
>helmets are for goofs

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What martial arts do you lads do?

Judo and Bjj here

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>>74722216
Not sure what you mean, my guy. Brendan was a legit top Heavyweight in the UFC for a few years and is now one of mixed martial arts leading voices and frankly one of the smarter guys out there compared to the rest, no disrespect to the others. He's admired by many here, including myself.

>>74722239
Schaub is very much related to mixed martial arts. Your posts are not.

What are your thoughts on the Manuwa-Anderson fight?

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jacare souza

>>74722132
>unironically liking brian callen

The guy is the most pretentious silver spooned faggot ever. He's the least wealthy and least accomplished of the bunch yet acts the most sophisticated. Total cringe clinic.

>>74722246
back to /nba/ you sperglord

>>74722246
Mexican jiu-jitsu

>>74722242
It's for a commercial you goofy looking nerd!

>>74722253
fuck off, harry

>>74722246
bee jay jay for 9 years

>>74722216
It's clearly some attention starved gremlin with a 4Chan pass.

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>>74722252
I'll be the first to admit he has his moments, but generally speaking, he is a hilarious guy. He is a very strongly-opinionated person that dearly holds many beliefs. I can respect that, and more importantly, Brendan does, which is one of many reasons why they are such great friends.

>>74722246
bjj

>>74722246
Bjj and may thai

When will Brandon Schaub come to terms with the brain damage?

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>>74722274
I do not have a 4chan pass, though I have contemplated buying one. But this is not MMA related so I won't continue

What do you think of the Manuwa-Anderson fight?

Jack R. Ray is the greatest English mixed martial artist of all time.

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>>74722294
>mfw all of this is just brandon schaub posting on 4chan after his brain has turned into jello

>>74722277
I can't even believe him to be genuine. Joe and Brendan love mma, Brian Callen is some random fucking "actor" that was on a season of mad tv. It just feels like he's hanging out with Joe and Brendan because he has no other options.

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>>74722277
>hova
nigger please

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>>74722294
Alright, real talk. Do you honestly get satisfaction from posting things like this? Do you honestly think its funny or amusing that a guy has received a lot of violent head trauma? Does it make you feel better about your own cheeto-fingered self that he has received serious injuries?

As hard as it is to say that this sort of inhumane behavior doesn't make me upset. It doesn't. It honestly makes me pity you and all the other cheetos out there that spend their entire time in life thinking of some new and witty way to insult and attempt to humiliate Brendan. You can't. He's an incredibly successful podcaster and had a successful MMA fighting career. Now he's dabbling into successful standup and acting, has a beautiful wife and son and is doing far better than anyone here ever will.

>>74722328
t. upset guy

>>74722277
>>74722323
>unironically liking Brendan Gahdoouche Schaub
Heem you are selfs

>>74722328
Take your meds Timmy.

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>>74722328
what went wrong?

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>>74722328
Dude CTE LMAO

>>74722358
For sure Brennan had him hurt with that spinning elbow my guy

>>74722358
>GAHDOOUCHE!

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>>74722338
>>74722339
>>74722350
>>74722358
>>74722368
Listen, as much as you guys dislike me, and please feel free to for whatever cathartic reasons, but don't take it out on Brendan. He has done nothing wrong and deserves none of your dusted fingered hate. Even then I truly do feel sorry for you guys, you are obviously jealous that I found true happiness thanks to Brendan and all his content and you haven't. This isn't me belittling you, this is me trying to help you guys out. Sincerely, brothers. This isn't funny or amusing. I'm sure if you actually took the time to listen to Brendan and learn more about him, you'd learn to appreciate him and see where I'm coming from. I don't show disdain for people anymore. And neither should you.

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is anybody reading this shit? ^

>>74722400
"hurrrrrr gagagaoaagagga"

-brendan schaub in 10 years

>>74722400
For sure get your head checked out my man

Oh I agree 100% early stoppage in that Browne fight my guy I was still conscious

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/jj/ /kk/ /heem/

>>74722423
WMMA a shit

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>>74722406
You don't have to read anything. I would absolutely love it if you did and actually sincerely took in and pondered about what I have to say. I know for sure that is most likely not going to resonate. But it is worth trying, but even then, it is not worth your time to try and belittle me because you don't like Brendan. I don't belittle you or show disdain for how much you like Rich Piana. You should show the same respect. really, my guy.

But I've been digressing for too long and I'm not going to continue with this nonsense. What are your thoughts on the Duffy-Madadi fight? You think Joe is let go after this fight?

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>>74722400
for sure you're 100% right my man, schaub is truly the best at getting knocked unconcious and he should be celebrated for having such a unique skill

CTE bless

100% Joe I would beat Cain in a wrestling match. I think you'd be surprised. Did you see me on metamoris bee?

>>74722428
no one says "pondered about", you worthless little goblin. pick up a book sometime and your brain won't turn to mush like schaub's has.

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>>74722460
I do not care and neither should you, please discuss MMA, this thread is not about me and my grammar

What are your thoughts about the Allen-Amirkhani fight?

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>>74722457
Oh you know it Bordent, your bjj striking is on another level

>>74722477
Stop posting Schaub pictures with every post you loser

>>74722477
>thoughts
schaub used to have those too, but then, y'know...

>>74722423
Me with the red hair

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>>74722486
As much as people like to tease Brendan about the fight, he executed his gameplan, to perfection and took a world-jiu-jitsu champion to a close decision despite being vastly inexperienced in grappling compared to him. Brendan did not break any rules, he played very fairly. Cyborg could've taken down Schaub and submitted him, but he didn't! End of story. I'll admit it wasn't the greatest thing to watch, but I am nothing but completely proud of Brendan being able to compete at such a high-level on such a grand stage. Show me anyone who has been able to successfully nullify a world champion jitz guy as well as Schaub did, with the experience had.

>>74722486

Oh for sure he was tagging him with some nice head massages my man

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>>74722526
thanks for this extremely gay and unnecessary paragraph about literally nothing

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>>74722600
Don't you cheetos ever get tired of posting the same hateful schlock over and over?

Speaking of tired that's a night for me, friends. Try not to pull a muscle hating too much. Schaub Bless

>>74722644
Thanks man

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>2 hours and 104 posts in
>half of the posts are about an irrelevant mma personality
heem is dead

>>74722691
hah nice reaction image, mind if i save that one?

Jacare Woodley. Tyron Souza. Tyron "The Croc" Woodley. Jacare "The Big Cheese" Souza.

>>74722691
>heem is dead
this saturdays card is in fookin london and on fight pass, then no ufc til april 8th. This is nothing like the days leading up to ufc 209

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>>74722728
>thinking i meant the slow pace and not the constant shawb posting
nice reading comprehension. btw, OP literally does not matter

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Reem bless lads, how are we doing tonight?

Coral Spergs was actually cool. This guy is just blatantly spamming.

>>74722780
>Coral Spergs was actually cool.
lets not say anything we might regret

>>74722780
I like both of them

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>>74722771
Not bad /reem/ friend hope your thursday was good

Spergin 25/8

Reem

>>74722644
>don't you get tired posting the same thing over and over
>this blatant trolling

How is this not a 30 day ban at least?

>>74722871
Muh safe space

>>74722876
Forgot your shob image

>>74722871
You seem triggered

>>74722871
That's not coral springs.

>>74722889
>>74722876

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>>74722743
>b
>hm
>lgbt
>fa
>fit
>pol
>soc
>tv

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>>74722823
It was, thanks lad

>>74722895
It's a poor more obnoxious imitation.

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>eternal boy
Mike Perry

>anti boy
Kevin Lee

>potential boy
Yair Rodriguez

>>74722899
heem has been infested for years

>>74722907
I like him.

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Anyone know when REEM Episode 4 is out?

Jacareem

How is Mackenzie Darn turning Brazilian?

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how does this make you feel?

>>74722895
how do you know? he's probably using up all his data phone posting

>>74722913
Cause you're on the same plane of autism

>>74722925
the filenames and they just don't use the same mannerisms

>>74722921
Mackenzie Dern is half Brazilian. Her father is a BJJ legend. She was raised by him and his Brazilian wife between Brazil and Arizona. She learned Portuguese before English. Like most people that speak English as a second language she switches between accents pretty easily. Her accent hasn't changed in years

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This is a terrible thread.

>>74722927
Yep. One below you

>>74722922
I want to lick Jinh Yu Frey all over

>>74722943
This thread is just fine its just a bunch of schlobposting you shouldve seen the last thread or any other thread this week

>>74722953
Or any week. /heem/ is terrible every day except live thread day. Just face it! We should all be with our families praying for salvation.

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>>74722922

>>74722939
But how can she have an american and Brazilian accent when speaking English. Over time one favors the other

>>74722980
No. Not when you live with Brazilian people constantly in America. You're going to practice both constantly. It's just like a British or Jamaican person. They can switch between accents very easily.

>>74722946
So you're below the normal line?

>>74722961
You keep saying this enough and it will become the norm.

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>come to /heem/ to check out if theres any new fight news or spicy memes

>its just autists arguing with other autists over who the biggest sperg is and one guy posting schaub images all day

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>>74723022
u got memed bitch

>>74723005
I'm below the threshold for autism. You surpassed it

>>74723002
Usually when people are bilingual the language spoken in the country they were raised becomes their primary language, over time, even if another language is spoken with in their home. So I can't understand how she has a Brazilian accent, when speaking English, when she was raised in america.

>>74723022
im honestly thinking i should find something else to do with my free time. i wanted to make heem better with the calendar and the predictions but this shit is just terrible. anybody that actually discusses mma or makes anything for heem gets autistic backlash. its not really worth it

>>74723076
Your work is appreciated. It's just a couple spergs that ruin the fun for everyone

>>74723076

I think honestly man you should keep doing the calendar IF YOU WANT TOO, but I think I'm only gonna be around here on fight nights

Being a regular here is just... depressing

>>74723066
You're mad cause I talked down to a shobsperg. Sure you're not on the spectrum?

>>74723105
Yes.

>>74722922
wowwwwww

am i gay now?

>>74723109
You have to be if you find that gimmick funny.

>>74723124
I think it's cute. Don't be so mean.

Jacare is ducking the Bigg Rigg

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good schaub
thread haters
btfo

Heeminder in 8 bongs and 50 bings that the Q&A with Mickey, Miesha, Ngannou, and Clawja starts

>>74723282
wsof has an actual legit card again as well

>>74723341
wsof = wgaf

>>74723377
why are you here?

>>74723384
tips fedora

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Who should she fight next?

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I want to jerk off but I know it will make me too unmotivated to get laid tomorrow night.

Sometimes you just gotta pay the piper.

>>74723609
wonderboy and khabib didn't pay the piper

WHY DIDNT THEY LISTEN?

>>74722246

I do fat chicks.

Does that count?

>>74721541
Good morning/afternoon/evening everyone. It is 4 AM on the coast in my neck of the woods. What time are the ceremonials weigh ins?

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Is Luke natty here?

>>74723760

Could be, he doesn't look huge at all.

>>74723777
well he's 6'3 and has to cut from 185 he's not going to look like a body builder lol

>>74723760
scary how his dad died, luke was advertised as having godly cardio, crazy low resting heart rate, my dad is older than his was ffs

>>74723760
no professional athlete is natty

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Guys I like max and all but can't shake off the feeling that jose's gonna fick him up. Like in max won't be able to do nothing for 5 rounds.

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>>74721541

is Bengin Snabbs a good fighter?

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>>74723563
>tfw paige is actually pretty hot
fucking /heem/ lying again

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>>74722199

This bitch should make ASMR videos.

>>74722246

>2 arts
>no striking

what are you, a retard?

Muay Thai and BJJ is best combo.

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>>74722328

is Bortie Shibbs a good fighter real talk

>>74723759
7 bongs 48 bings

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>>74722423

Andrade is going to Nunes her

Also, >>74713031 name

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>>74724007
hey you're alive!

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>>74722922

>>74721541
>log into heem.com
>see Based Big Brown in the OP
It's a good day

>>74724041
i wouldn't mind taking that behind the woodshed if you know what i mean

>>74724035
what are the biggest memes I've missed? i stopped coming from 207

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>People crying and talking about "hurr leaving heem!" because of a sklebposter
>Actually getting triggered by a sklebposter
>Being this weak


>>74724050

>>74724059
*portions some memes*

>>74724066
i want to cling to her back as she glides from tree to tree with her lats

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Would you do this job for USADA?

http://usada.careerplug.com/jobs/655731/apps/new

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>>74724059

portions

and headposting

>>74724059
why haven't you refugee'd your way into europe yet, dogboy?

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>>74724059

Have you been watching events since then?

>>74724041
whats that chicks name again? i know shes russian? or german? she had those faux locs for a while that made her look like the predator

>>74724088
Chances of getting killed by muslims in yurope is higher than here
>>74724091
Only the main events

>>74724081
no i won't do a job i don't believe should exist

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>>74724095

Natalya Kovalyova

>>74724104
She should have just been happy with the way she was. Or worked on herself inside. Now she is at a much higher risk for suicide.

>>74724074
where's omanbro, we muslims taking over in 2018 inshallah

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>>74724041
>muscle girl post
>>74724066
>muscle girl shitpost about not wanting to be surrounded by autism being weak
>>74724084
>racebait

>all within 10 mins of eachother
looks like we have a uk autist i wasnt aware of

>>74724109
congrats on the netherlands

>larkin
>Bader
>Rory
>Michael Macdonald
>krylov
>tumenov
>horiguchi
What is WME doing?

>>74724123
trimming the fat

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>>74724107

She should have trained MMA

>>74724117

>this triggers the heem.webm
Pussy

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>>74724123
>Keep Jessica Eye

>>74722246
memekwondo and boxing

i really need a ground game but i live in miami and all the bjj here is so fucking expensive and the good ones are all by the beach which is way too far. what can i do to learn on my own? gracie videos with a partner?

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>>74724146
my cousin lives there i'm about 2 hours away

>>74724130
>Hello, Bogdanoffs? We need to talk, haha!

>>74724146

How much is it per class and for a monthly membership there?

Interested to see how the prices compare in burgerland to my washed up part of the uk

>>74724146
my cousin was talking about it the last time he was here. he used to train MMA for a couple years. he lives on the ocean in miami beach (not sure exactly where). don't know how much bjj he has done

>>74724130
Get laid

>>74724187
I'll lay you out

https://www.face.book.com/MMAJimEdwards/videos/1811837232411124/

weigh in video

anyone have a better site

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>tfw i could heem every here

>>74724059
headposting

>>74724208
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-fight-night-107-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-4-a-m-et

MAIN CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 5 p.m. ET)

Corey Anderson (205) vs. Jimi Manuwa (205)
Alan Jouban (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Brad Pickett (139) vs. Marlon Vera (140)
Arnold Allen (145) vs. Makwan Amirkhani (146)

PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 1:30 p.m. ET)

Joseph Duffy (155) vs. Reza Madadi (155)
Francimar Barroso (204) vs. Darren Stewart (206)
Timothy Johnson (264) vs. Daniel Omielanczuk (240)
Marc Diakiese (155) vs. Teemu Packalen (155)
Oluwale Bamgbose (184) vs. Tom Breese (185)
Leon Edwards (169) vs. Vicente Luque (169)
Ian Entwistle (139) vs. Brett Johns (136)
Scott Askham (185) vs. Brad Scott (136)
Lina Lansberg (135) vs. Lucie Pudilova (133)

>>74724213
>that disdainful shoe kick

>>74724130
>Hello, dad? fork or spoon for greens?

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>>74724231
loll

http://www.flocombat.com/article/53423-vitor-belfort-wants-to-fight-cm-punk#.WMuwpFmzw0M
Kek

>>74724253
meme sport

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>eadposting

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Is this the natty limit?

>>74724282
>macedo was supposed to be fighting landwhaleberg

>>74724260
The most sad thing is wich one is not.

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>Let me make this perfectly clear. Conor can't go the distance with Floyd. He can't hit Floyd. Conor has a ZERO percent chance of winning.

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>it's actually happening.

>>74724303
>retires at 28

>>74724314

Yeah indeed.

Win or lose it'll be LMAO TANKS FOR DA CHEESE, OIM RETOIRIN, 2 WEIGHT CHAMP LOL GOAT

Frustrating

>>74724303
What if every undercard fight is also boxer vs mma guy.

>>74724320
ufc goes bankrupt
lmao
they'll do fookin nothin

>>74724163
kek

>Sorry Tony the gate was so shit we can't pay you the show money

>>74724336
Lol no. And this is one of the reasons they won't let this fight happen.

>>74724224
>136 vs 185
JUST

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>>74724354
>Fire Dana and I'll fight Tony after this one

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>>74724303
>yfw mcgregor kos floyd
>mfw he never defends the belt

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>>74724368

Tfw there is 2 finnish guy fighting at weekend and UFC show the card in european time.

>>74724418
UFC cards usually have at least one Asian. Congrats on the time zone though, fuck me having to watch this in the early afternoon.

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>>74724507

She's a butterface but probably would berry desu

>>74724302
>tfw Floyd isn't even -1k

this does seem a bit low to me tho

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>>74724507
>>74724572

>>74723104

dude weed lmao

>there are way too many fighters on the roster, I don't even know half of them

UFC starts releasing fighters

>WTF are UFC doing? Why are they releasing all these fighters??? Fucking WME killing the sport.

why are MMA fans so dumb?

>>74722939
You have posted this exact thing over and over. Literally a copypasta defending her wannabe Brazilian accent?

> she switches between accents pretty easily
No, she doesn't. She has changed her accent. It used to ALWAYS be American, now it is NEVER American. She does not "switch".

>>74724673
she's trans-brazilian you fucking bigot

>>74724673
oh, so you have conversations with Mackenzie pretty often then right?

>>74724673
she should change her striking

>>74724673
calm down rondasperg. I bet she goes back to her hue accent when she's been in hueland for a while, freaking spergo

>>74724858
>I bet she goes back...
Back? She is permanently using her Brazillian accent even in America.

> rondasperg
Not me. I'm not part of your friend simulator.

Happy 4chan day lads

>>74724890
she's around hues all day m8

>>74724670
who are you quoting

>"saint" patrick's day in america
>literally no one here is actually irish
really makes you think
conor should knock everyone of these idiots out

>yfw mcgregor literally just spews lofty memes until they become truth

how do i into this

>>74724130
>Hey champ, remind me how I'm the devil.

>>74725263
>2017
>retards unironically won't eat meat today

this is literally some 3,000 year old tier horseshit

>>74725290
You can't. You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk.

>>74725314
Won't be so brazen at the pearly gates will you

>>74724507
Bitch is two arms short from being a shokan

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>>74725347
>shokan
>goro

>The state of /heem/
I would happily come up with 5k for the opportunity to choke the Schaub poster to death with my bare hands

>>74725336
i'll be off the chain if i find out someone actually created THIS. i'll knock out his old pearly whites for being such a cuck.

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MMA Mt. Rushmore:
Jones
Woodley
Souza
Mighty manlet

>>74725378
use your bar mitzvah bucks

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Good luck with that weight cut, Bub.

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Newest rankigns

Find a a flaw.

>>74725333
Very rude, you shan't be saying this on the day of Saint Patrick

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>>74725491

>>74725476
>miss weight again
>stay on the p4p list

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>>74725491

>>74725476
tyson pedro v latifi would be flamez

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top natty

Post you're walkout music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

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>>74725684

>>74725729
the guy on the right is very handsome

>>74725684
sweden's own

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Amateur heem

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>>74725757
uganda be kidding me. the "country" of sweden man, 100% cucked. GADOOSH

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Post pics of fighters and i'll do this to them

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>>74725820

>>74722158
DLET!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPzwhulLxfg

>>74722158
can I?

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>>74725826

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>>74725820

>>74725746
The guy on the left is a very lucky man

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>>74725820

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>>74725889
awesome! thanks bud

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>>74725898

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2WJRhqouoU

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>>74725943
thnx

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>>74725926

>>74725898
can you shoop 40 verdooms into 1 pic

>>74725806
wrestling wins for a reason. this was robbie lawler in middle school till he chilled out and saved it for the wrestling

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>>74725820

>>74725211
Me. I'm very conflicted.

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>>74725820

Our boy btfo of khalabeeb AGAIN
https://youtu.be/t71gAFbgIhw

How will he ever recover?

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>>74725820