Last games tonight already underway. Pretty much all chalk today so far. Dunk city might change that though,
Why all the racist shit?!
WHO WILL WIN THE FGCU VS FLA ST. GAME
VOTE NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/12546635
> All this chalk
Sioux beat Arishita, you heard it here first lads
This Florida game is ballin
STOP IT LEX HOW ABOUT YOU GET A BETTER JOB THAN FOOD SERVICE PREP INSTEAD OF MAKING NEW THREADS EVERY TIME 50 POSTS EARLY BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY GET HARD BEING THE OP OF A THREAD AS A FUCKING TRIPFAG IN 2017 YOU FUCKING LOSER HONESTLY YOU'RE A WASTE OF FUCKING AIR AND I'D RATHER HAVE SOMALI IMMIGRANTS IN THIS COUNTRY THAN SOME FUCKING MINIMUM WAGE TRIPFAG ON /SP/ YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE SO PROUD THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO MAKE ANOTHER THREAD AS THE OP 50 POSTS EARLY BUDDY
>>74719610
fuck off mu. post your 5x5 libcuck
I need understood the appeal of college basketball when college football/NBA exist
>FSU coach rotating their lineup like a madman
>when you have this bacon nigga going off
signs of a shit coach desu
if integers, then MTSU makes it to the Final Four
>>74719554
OP is an utter faggot
>>74719653
Hamilton coaches like a man with an embarrassment of riches.
>>74719652
Do you even /bracket/ bro? Nobody actually watches NCAAB for fun.
>>74719656
I would actually not be the least bit surprised if MTSU ended up in Final Four, senpai. This is very reasonable.
>>74719652
Because basketball is a kids sport
dunk city half time adjustments coming right up
>>74719670
wait, so you're telling me nobody starts watching this sport until the tournament starts?
What about the 30 or so regular season games???
>>74719640
>being this tsundere
>>74719670
Wrong.
>>74719652
the tournament always has the potential to be an amazign couple of weeks. Last year was a fuckign rollercoaster.
Nothing like it, really.
>>74719652
I never understood why people watch the NBA when CBB exists
>>74719652
Memery flourishes in single-elimination formats.
>>74719682
only failing college kids who are in college for their retarded degrees and """"""""""""""""""""""""alumni""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" who never even attended that university but happen to live near it attend the regular season games
how can we keep the Leaf from posting in this thread
>he unironically watches the NBA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJA
What do I bet my Nova 2h -14 winnings on, lads? FSU or FGCU?
>>74719706
t. cracker
>>74719706
fuck u talkin bout the NBA the shit
>nuhvada
wew
>>74719699
I've been to a few badger games since graduating. You're mostly right though
>>74719684
>BEING THIS WEABOO
>BEING THIS TRIPFAG
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>74719656
>.74719656
terrible luck senpai
>It's been six years since we've made the tournament
>Was 2 last time we won a game
>>74719717
>>74719718
You have to go back
>>>/zimbabwe/
>va tech fans singing all star
well done laddies
>>74719699
I"ll occasionally go to UK football games, I simply can't afford tickets to the Basketball games.
>>74719713
Line is -6.5 fsu
>>74719652
As a season, college football beats the shit outta college basketball.
As an event, though, March Madness trumps the CFP
>whioux
>>74719734
WE takin all our shit you stole when we do go back
>>74719652
NBA is iso chuck and sucks, you couldn't pay me to watch it
>>74719706
NBA has Lebron, Steph Curry, Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving
NCAA has ????????
You literally can't name a famous player in this year's tournament right now
>downtown Raleigh is burning to the ground
And y'all are too bust memeposting about muh brackets to notice.
https://twitter.com/BreakingNewsHQ1/status/842563795050512384
>the city of dunk
>>74719746
>rem
>radiohead
>nmh
>oasis
no wonder you were banned jesus fuck
>>74719762
Grayson Allen.
>>74719762
That's the entire draw of the NCAA tournament... I think you've missed the point of CBB.
>>74719762
>fame matters
i bet you care about celebrities personal lives
>first day of tournament
>shitted up by casuals
when do you guys start arguing about academics?
>>74719746
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR FAGGOT ALBUMS YOU INSUFFERABLE TRIPFAG REDDITOR
REPORT THIS FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74719770
nothing of value was really lost
>>74719762
Lonzo
>>74719762
lauri "biggest bust since bulju" markkanen
>>74719762
NCAA has teams, NBA has "stars". If you are watching a game because of an individual you should stick to the NBA
Most importantly March Madness is fun to watch, while the NBA regular season is meaningless and playoffs are predictable as shit
Were we all fools to not pick Iowa State to win it all?
>>74719786
I REPORTED HIM TOO LETS ALL REPORT HIM
MAYBE HE'LL FUCK OFF TO /tv/ NEXT
>>74719770
as long as a the nuclear reactor doesn't go I have no reason to worry
>>74719762
Lonzo Ball
Grayson Allen
Malik Monk
The Finnish Guy For Arizona Whose Name I Can't Spell
>>74719776
R.E.M. - Murmur is a legit 10/10 groundbreaking record senpai.
>>74719799
I got them beating Kansas
Ended up betting on dunk city +6.5 in the 2nd half...how fucked am I?
>>74719762
Lonzo Ball
Jayson Tatum
Malik Monk
>>74719762
>being this much of a celebrity worshipping sheepfag
I bet you watch 6 hours of ESPN """programming""" a day as well.
>>74719786
reporting is for bitches...chill with that shit. motherfucker got terrible taste in music No RAP really
Who is this qt on TBS
>>74719786
>Reporting people in a /sp/ thread where 99.999% of the posts are about BBC
Come on now
>You will never be a 7'4 ball swatting nigger
>>74719822
Rap is for faggots objective scientific truth
>>74719652
Well numbnuts I can't exactly watch CFB during March Madness and the NBA sucks dick
>>74719799
Always pick them to go far and always disappointed...I'm good
>8 years later and lex is still ruining march madness on /sp/
Hey /sp/artans,
Is March Madness basically just an event that centers about brackets and the millions of dollars? It feels depressing knowing that people are more invested in their brackets rather than the game of ball instead.
>>74719829
I know that feel
>>74719786
Calm down familia.
Can't we all just enjoy some hoops with our fellow /sp/astics whether or not we browse other boards or prefer another race of cock?
>>74719829
>You will never be a nigger
:D
>>74719822
nah nigga the only rap song I have in my library is No Diggity by blackstreet.
>>74719652
college football is a totally different sport
NBA is a predictable, brand-aware,corporate shitfest
its like you don't understand fun
>>74719746
>belle and sebastian
just stop man. no one honestly likes belle and sebastian
>>74719799
ISU is just meme enough to actually go pretty far. They have the white guy that chucks 3s and never misses and good guard play.
Neutral court
college rules
Villanova starts with a 10 point lead
Who wins?
Guys stop posting so quickly I can't read everything while I'm working if you post this fast.
>>74719762
NCAA had 2 of those 3. Steph Curry and 4 white dudes styling on everyone was amazing and Swaggy P eliminating beta Durant was just as fun.
Iowa State is molly whopping Nevada
>>74719867
76ers win by 64
>>74719855
BOMBS AWAY, MATTY.
>>74719867
I think the sixers will take it
>>74719867
the pro team always wins
always
bruce pearl just got fired from turner lel
YOYOYO THIS IS BIGGIE CHEESE
AMA ABOUT MY BRACKET AND OPINIONS
>>74719850
college ball is fucking slow and most plays are way too basic. Not enough freelance plays, awful off-ball and on-ball screens, and way too many retarded shots.
>>74719867
NBA you fucking triple nigger
>>74719867
Philadelphia, no contest. This is the exact same question as Alabama vs the Jags. You're a fucking idiot if you think a team full of NBA talent would lose to a college team with a few NBA quality players. kys.
>>74719849
dst some sad shit step up your game
>>74719867
The Cleveland Browns
>>74719892
hurr durr i need a 5 second shot clock so every play is an iso 3 pointer
>>74719867
>all pros vs some pros
>>74719867
Alabama
>>74719892
Its better because this is a kids sport
>>74719904
Underrated post.
If your bracket isn't at least 11/12 right now and you can't name at least one player on each team then you need to GTFO OF THIS THREAD
>>74719867
Give Villanova all the Ball brothers and they win it
>>74719867
Villanova need a 50 point lead at minimum.
>>74719920
if you can't name every player from ever school from the past 20 years you are casual and need to GTFO
>>74719888
Everyone always says that because they are repeating the talking heads, but come on, "upsets" never happen? Pretty sure even Florida state coulda beaten the niners this year and they weren't even the worst team.
>>74719926
lavar needs a billion dollars for him to allow it
>>74719916
>Can't beat Clemson
>Expects to beat a pro team of anything
ha ha.
>>74719920
>being so autistic u know any north dakota players
>>74719867
Sixers by 50
Sixers subs still win by 20+
Villanova could maybe hang with a D-League team or maybe something like Real Madrid's basketball team
>>74719867
definitely not the browns
Le Batard asked this to all his guests this week:
If you put Lebron James (current, peak-tier Lebron) on the worst team in Division I CBB, would that team win the tournament.
>>74719908
>stand around doing nothing on defense
>nobody rebounds
>passing lanes uncontested
>iso dribble and chuck up 3
>if made, throw up gimmick hand signal
NBA is literally WWE meme tier """sport""""
>>74719950
nah D league team would BTFO any college team
>>74719948
ooh I think you took my post a bit too seriously
>>74719892
yes, the quality of play is worse. that's has nothing to do with what i said though.
AIN'T GETTING UPSET IN THE FIRST ROUND THIS YEAR, BOYS
>>74719945
>Johnny Manziel shit on Saban's defense twice
>couldn't do a fucking thing to NFL defenses
No CFB team would ever beat an NFL team
>>74719920
This. MarchMadnessfags are worse than reddit
>>74719952
Yes
The Sixers made it to the NBA finals with literally no good players except AI
That was against NBA talent
Lebron would singlehandedly trounce college kids and put up 60 points a game easy
>dunk stat
MEMES
>>74719945
Stop. Think of what the fuck you're saying. A team full of pros will NEVER LOSE to a college team.
>>74719945
There's a difference between "upset" and "Earth-shattering miracle".
A college team has one NBA-caliber starter on their roster if they're lucky. If they're sporting two NBA-caliber starters on their roster, they get fawning praise about how they're gonna win the Tournament.
Wanna know what every NBA roster has? Five NBA-caliber starters and an entire NBA-caliber bench.
>>74719945
>you
>>74719908
pretty much most plays in college ball are drives that go nowhere
>>74719988
>Five NBA-caliber starters and an entire NBA-caliber bench.
Except for the lakers anyway.
>>74719982
This is what I thought but NBA talking heads all called in and said they wouldn't make it out of the first round. I don't understand how fucking stupid you can be to not visualize Lebron jumping over kids to dunk and then running back and blocking every shot. He would score 70 points at least
>>74720004
lex with the banter
>>74719988
people also don't consider the fact that even NBA caliber college players are inferior forms of their future selves, if that makes sense. They wouldn't play in the NBA at their current quality, even the good ones.
>>74720004
lakers btfo
>>74720010
>stroking this tripfags ego
Kys promptly
>>74719867
76ers
125
Nova
58
>>74720004
BTFO
that sideline reporter in the Arizona game wants some nerd dick
>>74720016
are you talking about time travel yes or no?
>>74720004
were you worried you'd have to give a statement regarding your apparent connection to pic related?
>poor dakota bringing a high school band
holy lel
>>74719958
>arena music plays during action
>refs rig the games for the bigger market teams and superstars
NBA belongs on /asp/, it isn't a real league
>>74719952
You'd have to give LeBron an entire offseason to coach his shitty SWAC team. They are much worse than these teams, but if you made them do nothing but shoot corner 3s and set screens they could be effective. LeBron in the middle of a 2-3 zone helps too.
white boi got blocked
I've now found my favorite sports gif of all time.
>>74720032
not time travel per se, but consider a situation where people exist in different times simultaneously
>>74720032
at any given moment, you are indeed time traveling . think about it maaaan
>>74720032
He's saying that in college, the players who will eventually go on to play in the NBA don't have access to the hardcore growth drugs or obscene amounts of motivational money their future selves will.
>>74720034
I check the Ohio inmate db every now and then to see if his mugshot has changed. Expecting white nationalist gang tattoos any year now.
>>74719952
The answer is yes. Put him on any team in the tourney, any team, and that team would win the tourney
These gms get fired for their inability to acquire talent
>yeah, these pro teams are way more talented
pumped for some raftery tomorrow
Who would win?
>5 best college players currently
or
>5 mid-tier NBA players
Bench is the same caliber for both teams.
>>74720047
amazing framerate
>>74720047
vamos!
>Try to set up a fancy fast break play
>The pass bounces off your teammate's face
>The smoldering bricks of Dunk City
>>74720080
NBA players retard
>>74720080
THE NBA PLAYERS STOP ASKING THESE STUPID ASININE QUESTIONS
>The City of Dunk
>>74720087
>getting carted off in the backseat like a bitch after your rival stomps you and rides shotty
what an unfortunate play
>>74720080
NBA players are literally the best basketball players on the fucking planet. Get that through your thick fucking skull and stop this bullshit
>>74720044
This. Fuck that shit entertainment soap opera """""""sport""""""""".
how fat do you have to be to eat taco bell for breakfast
what was that noise that uncle verne just made?
>>74720127
I tried it once because curiosity got the better of me and it was greasy as fuck. Felt like I became one with the grease as I was eating.
>people fell for the Nevada meme
>>74720137
BBBAAAAAaaaannnnngg
>>74720137
lung cancer
>>74720044
agree, no one can seriously defend the NBA after that Lakers vs Sacramento series
i said this the other day, but FSU's size and athleticism are really impressive. 2 NBA prospects too, that's a very tough out for anyone.
FGCU player ded
It was a good meme while it lasted.
>>74720127
>eating taco bell
>for any """meal""" or any reason whatsoever
>>74720127
>tortilla, eggs, cheese, sausage
>fat
wat
PLEASE FGCU WIN
\o/
That ankle is officially powderized.
So FGCU is kill right?
>>74720057
so he is talking about time travel
Did the mods ban that /mu/ faggot because if so finally MODS = GODS for once
fuck its over ;_;
>>74720137
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>74720166
>Implying they don't sneak a billion grams of fat and a bunch of addiction-creating substances into their food anyway
>doubting big Lau
>create a resort thinly disguised as a college
>decide to have a fun meme basketball team that's always dunkin the fuck out the ball
>find athletes and students that only kind of give a fuck to come through and enjoy themselves
what a great idea. i'll support them any time they show up in the field desu
>>74720166
yes all of that will make you fat and sick
That's the end of Florida Gulf Credit Union's chances
>>74720165
You delicate flower you, do you shit your pants with a slice of pizza also?
>>74720184
No I am still here
FINLANNN
I hope tomorrow isn't as chalk-a-riffic as today. Even the couple of upsets so far were meh.
>>74720184
I hope so, it's been nice not having him shilling his shitty indie albums every 3 posts
>>74720198
You forgot
>Troll the fuck out of the first tournament they participate in
I think they're still the only 15 seed to ever break through to the Sweet 16
>>74720172
Yes, FSU dropped into the zone and FGCU will continue to try low percentage shots because they can't get through the FSU D
the pain of defeat
Is everyone dying in this FGCU- FSU
>>74720222
the seed upsets weren't vegas upsets
>>74720223
still here
>>74720234
FSU is gassing every FGCU player while they rotate out their entire team. It was never a contest, first half is meme half.
>>74720232
>not fouling to stop game winning shot
kid was playing 4d chess
>>74720200
>>74720190
lmao put your tinfoil hats on
>>74720228
even better
>>74720205
Please cite where I mentioned anything about shitting myself. Unlike you, I'm not retarded, so I can control my bowels and choose not to eat peasant tier """food""".
>>74720232
>blowing the game cuz you're a stupid nigger
>That iPhone commercial
Memes have gone too far.
FGCU just needs to drive and kick and hit 40% of their 3s, along with some midrange jumpers
this driving -> block -> transition shit is fucking them up
they're trying to play too fast against the most athletic team in the fucking tournament.
too bad their coach is a nigger who could barely formulate a sentence.
most of the teams who have lost in the tournament have had horrible gameplans/couldn't adapt.
>>74719867
I just watched Villanova trail fucking Mt Saint Marys for a half. 76ers would rape them.
>>74720228
that troll game against georgetown was one of the best 1st round games ever
>>74720257
>didn't fall for the Nevada, FGCU, or VT memes
>got burned on Vanderbilt
>didn't know Minnesota was a meme
>Maryland shit the bed
fuck
>>74720254
how much do they pay you?
>>74720281
Not an argument.
>>74720281
>>74720275
If there was ever a moment that was gonna sell me on college basketball forever, it was Fieler's dunk.
I have that shit burned into my mind from how much I rewatched it.
Florida, more like Fluoride!
>>74720080
Are the 5 best rookies better than 5 mid-tier NBA players? They don't magically obtain super powers the moment they get drafted.
>tfw had Princeton and Minnesota going into the sweet sixteen
My man playing tonight?
>>74720311
Depends on the year, but mid tier are probably better. Careers don't peak at 20 anon.
>>74720311
They sure as fuck aren't this year. When was the last time a draft class produced 5 guys who were average starters in their first year from day one? Has that ever happened?
>>74720298
How big is your atheist folder?
>tfw fell for the FGCU meme
>>74720319
hes already singlehandedly secured the victory for arizona
>>74720080
This one is actually interesting. I think it depends on the rules. NBA rules NBA wins. College rules it's a tossup.
>>74720319
he's destroying the whioux
>>74720317
I had Maryland and VCU meeting in the S16
Which meant I had one of them in my E8
Yeah...
>>74720335
th-they can still comeback rite guise?
>>74720330
That's actually from my "Redditors are dumb" folder. I barely have any atheists stuff.
>>74720320
I was assuming mid tier meant guys like Delladova
>say something negative about the objectively worst restaurant in the country
>shills come out of the woodwork with atheism pictures
really made me think
Minnesota, Maryland, and Vandy pickers ITT should consider other hobbies than following cbb because you have no hope going forward.
c-c-c-come on dunk city
>>74720352
y-yeah
anyone here still got a perfect bracket?
>>74720317
>many soda
literally the most predictable 12 over 5
>sponge bob square pants
>>74720319
seriously
where the fuck are these white athletes coming from
every other college basketball player is white
the greatest catch in Super bowl history happened by a white player 2 months ago
stop stealing our sports
>>74720362
/cfb/ is my true home. I only vacation to /cbb/ in March. I'm well aware that I'm retarded and stick out like an American in Kabul.
>>74720358
>2 picutres means an army of shill are on 4chan looking to defend the honor of taco bell
nigger I just added mine in because I thought this was going to be an shitposting thread
wtf is a hokie?
Thank you based Bibbs
>>74720375
that guy isn't white, he's finnish
HE'S LEVELING UP
>>74720335
idiot
>>74720384
his skin is white
isnt that what determines white people, the color of skin?
white =/= anglo, basically shooting yourself in the foot with that one
Leonard Hamilton's head looks like a milk dud
>one of the longest tenured coaches with virtually no results
>>74720384
kek
>>74720384
actually, he's just getting started
>>74720358
It's hilarious that """people""" who would willfully eat taco bell think that their opinion matters at all
>>74720384
good point
>Doing a bow-and-arrow on the Noles bench
What, is the chop too culturally insensitive now?
>>74720384
>>74720391
its happening
>>74720383
Really wanted him to come to X
>>74720379
Fair enough, /cfb/ is good desu
>>74720413
heh
Anyone remember this from last year?
>>74720281
>I don't concern myself with the opinion of sheep.
not an argument.
What does LeX do during the rest of the year?
>>74720427
>no chris mack
>no richard "hoe beater" pittino
disappointed
>>74720431
Dude sure can drain a 3.
Funny thing is, Buzz didn't even recruit him, but he still signed after the previous coach got canned.
>>74720447
how could I forget
>>74720434
>cfb is good
>>74720447
yes lmao
his shirt was pretty drenched after this year's pac-12 tournament final too but he had a blazer over it
they should do away with seeding and just randomize the bracket
>>74720427
>tfw Wisconsin fan going through Bo withdrawals
SC gib Frank pls
>>74720447
classic
>>74720450
lurk and post on /ck/
North Dakota would probably win the big 10.
>>74720450
Pray that Alabama lets Kentucky have a football recruit this year.
>>74720457
Fuck you, asshole. When has /cbb/ given you a meme like this?
>>74720464
Eastern Dakota would probably win the big 10
Friendly reminder that Notre Dame would booty blast both of these teams.
Can you dickriding Lexposters share reddit account names and take your discussion there
>>74720452
Thought he'd come to X, signs at VT, coach gets canned, hope renewed, and then dashed...his tape was real solid, even in HS
And 1
>>74720447
as a sweater, the amount of attention this got makes me paranoid. and nothing makes you sweat as much as worrying that you are sweating
would the Brooklyn Nets be able to win the Big Ten?
>>74720459
that would be gay because youd get UNC blowing out some literal who would-be 12th seed in the final four sometimes. through chance one corner of the bracket would become exceptipnally weak and youd end up with duke playing nova in the ro64 which would be retarded.
>>74720496
there has to be some medication or diet or something for that right?
I don't watch college ball but I just saw the ending of that northwestern game. Seems rigged to me
>>74720457
>>74720506
It was nigged
There's been a disturbing lack of meme magic in this tournament so far.
>>74720447
As a Xavier fan that hates him now, I can tell you this is every year...but yes, I remember this one specifically...this was the reason X fans were sure he wouldn't go to the southwest haha
>>74720504
i think you can make marginal improvements, but some people are just sweaty. there are surgeries, but that seems like a bit much to me
>The city of that failed dunk
>>74720507
Lmao at this game from last year
>dunking for a buzzer beater
https://youtu.be/PMYd2woVrhA
>>74720507
I need a get for Nevada tbqhwy. My upset picks today have been shit and this is all I have left.
>>74720518
FGCU on the verge
>dunk city
>can't dunk
what did they meme by this
>>74719762
I still remember joe mazzulla punking john wall and demarcus cousins in the 2010 elite 8.
Literally bullied cousins into fouling out at the back of the 1-3-1 and he whined like a little bitch the whole time.
Where the fuck do you think future nba players come from you idiot
>>74720518
tomorrow should be good but i doubt this tourney will top last years craziness.
What a shot
>>74720518
agreed, but that northwestern game was so memetic that it might've sucked up all the power from the other games
>>74720518
Kek hasn't been offered his sacrifice of digits yet.
Check these btw.
The JV girls basketball team from my old high school could win the big 10.
>>74720500
They'd be undefeated while averaging 50 point blowouts
>>74720550
but are they cute?
FSU might lose this playing like this
any qt teams in the womens tournament?
He got fouled.
>>74720531
Fuck that Vandy faggot, this is the kid I still feel sorry for. He did exactly what he should have done in that situation. If he had clipped his nails that morning it would have been good.
>>74720518
The meme magic comes over the weekend, when more people are watching.
>>74720550
pics?
>>74720550
Post graphic proof for further research and peer review.
gg
OH GOD. FSU ATE FGCU'S HEART AND OBTAINED THEIR POWER.
EVERYONE RUN!
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>hurr durr perfect brackets are 1 in a trillion
if every higher seeded team wins, there will be millions of perfect brackets
not rare at all, just been unlucky so far
>>74720550
Damn they must be absolute kong-style gorillas
I O N A
IONA
Which game are we watching lads?
What are we watching?
VA/WIS or FGCU/FSU?
I'm going to miss that crazy motherfucker Zach LeDay.
>>74720585
flawless logic anon. upvoted and subbed
>>74720585
1 in 9.2 quintillion actually.
>captcha: select all pictures with numbers
Is it legal for FSU to play these people? I don't know if they are humans or neanaderthals
>>74720585
this.
POST THAT RIM CHECK
>>74720599
wisco/tech
>>74720599
>>74720602
FGCU collapse into the ocean.
>>74720599
Wisconson , everyone is obsessed with Florida and DUNK CITY but cheeseheads game is interesting
>>74720602
dunk city vs fsu
>>74720585
>he has more faith in luck than actual data and statistics
this is why china is winning
What's worse subway or taco bell?
>>74720506
I watched a few Vanderbilt games this year. Saw them blow a 17 point lead against Arkansas and choke twice against Kentucky. It wasn't rigged they're just not clutch.
>>74720619
subway by far
>>74720585
The seeding doesn't perfectly indicate the odds. Even if you go by elo, a number of the matches will be 55-45 or so odds which are unlikely to break for the favourite in every instance.
>>74720581
>Team full of 4* players
>Obtaining FGCU's power
Noles are going to the final 4, aren't they?
>>74720619
>taco bell
by a shitslide
>>74720619
Taco Bell.
Subway's chicken is at least decent. TB's chicken tastes like rubber.
>>74720617
dude if it had to do with luck, there wouldn't be any seeding at all
the teams are seeded higher than others because they're better than all the lower seeds
an "upset free" bracket is literally due to happen any year now because of the law of averages
zero luck involved, it's all in the statistics and seeding
>>74720626
>>74720632
[Thinking]
>>74720619
Subway. I think they're pretty similar on a sliding scale of shit quality, but Subway is the worst out of all sub alternatives. Taco Bell is at least your only fast food """""""""""""""Mexican""""""""""""""""""" in most places.
Nevada catching up. At least it's getting interesting.
>>74720619
taco bell if we are only talking about their food
subway if we are talking about the entire operation, they are the dirtiest (in a literal sense) operation in fast food
>>74720639
>>74720585
assuming every game is 50/50, the odds of a perfect bracket are .5^63, or 1.08 x 10^-19, a one in a ten quintillion chance
>>74720655
Also, every dollar spent at Subway funds a pedophile's appeal efforts
About to be some black on black violence on the court of the Meme City game
>>74720639
assume every superior team has a 90% chance of winning against their opponent for every single game in the tourney (this is way more certainty than you even get in womens btw)
0.90^63 = 1 in a 1000 (years)
this is with literally no upsets and extremely high certainty
>>74720660
assuming every game is 50/50 is retarded, use vegas point spreads for projected win percentages
>>74720639
We're more likely to see a 16 over a 1 seed in our lifetimes than we are to see a LITERAL upset free bracket.
>>74720639
Is that Subway commercial offensive to wops?
>>74720637
Heard a study on the news the other day where they tested a bunch of fast food places to see how much of the chicken is actual chicken. They all got like 80% except subway which was like 40% chicken.
>>74720660
>assuming every game is 50/50,
this is where luckfags are retarded
none of the games are 50/50
1-16 games are literally 100/0, 2-15 games are like 95/5 etc
You have like 1/100 chance of a tournament going upset free every year
only been 30 something tournaments in the 64 format, so we are absolutely due for an upset free season in the near future
>>74720662
>to fat to pick up chicks, so bang little kids
>get skinny and kids can't resist you
i don't support him, but many those circumstances were wacky
>>74720662
and my alcoholism
12 an hour aint bad for throwing together sandwiches and taking out trash while I shit out this degree
>>74720673
>use something's driven by public opinion for statistical analysis
Good call
>>74720639
>an "upset free" bracket is literally due to happen any year now because of the law of averages
If by 'any year' you mean billions of years into the future, then sure.
>zero luck involved, it's all in the statistics and seeding
The statistics suggest that a number of the matches will not have clear favourites.
>>74720319
Thank you based Finland. We really appreciate your guy here in AZ
>>74720681
>>74720678
WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHEIT
>>74720619
Subway is utter shit and it's still better than Taco Bell, by a lot
>>74720496
>as a sweater
i had to read this multiple times to understand what you meant.
>>74720692
those numbers are driven by some of the best statistical math modelers in the world and are way more predictive of win percentage than 50/50
>>74720707
i appreciate you being thorough and patient
>>74720706
nah
SUNK SHITTY BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74720504
It's called an undershirt
>>74720713
you can't be this dumb
>>74720673
ok let me just put this beer down and stop watching this game and build this statistical model for you
>>74720672
what he said, I was just simplyfing it
>>74720713
you're right, but they aren't necessarily designed to get it correct, they are designed to split public opinion. its really more about effectively crowdsourcing the estimates.
>>74720707
Kek, me too. I was doing my best to personify a fucking knit sweater.
>>74720713
Stop posting
>>74720535
That was an awesome game. Didn't WVU only make 3 pointers for the entire first half?
>had a perfect bracket last night
>changed Butler to Winthrop and Virginia to Wilmington this morning
Brackets need to lock at midnight I don't think straight at 10 in the morning.
damn they make these kids play at 11 at night? lol
>>74720740
>doubting butler
>>74720723
Undershirts don't help much and can sometimes exacerbate the problem.
There's OTC anti-antiperspirants you can buy, but they're really acidic so there's a small danger to using them.
Loose clothing is the best defense for sweaters. Too bad "loose" and "formal dress" don't get along well.
>>74720719
>nah bruh i luv muh peasant tier rat """"food""" bruh ya feel me senpai smdh
If you consider yourself a human and willfully eat Taco Bell then you should consider ending it all promptly.
>>74720713
t. Nate Argentum
>>74720747
lots of games got delayed
>>74720740
>buttler
>>74720747
You should hang around for late night /cfb/. Games go past 2 am all the time because
>Time zones
>>74720747
Do you not know the comfiness of Pac-12 After Dark?
You poor soul.
>He fell for underdog meme
Tip top kek. Went straight chalk again and will win my office pool for the 5th straight year and probably get to fuck the qt secretary. Enjoy you busted bracket full of meme upsets.
>>74720747
not a big deal
you can get botox injections in your arm pits I'm pretty sure
>>74720747
>what are time zones
I guess it's nice being able to stay up to 11:30 though, seeing as your healthcare is free so you don't have to go to work tomorrow
CAN'T FUZZ THE BUZZ
Wisconsin really got fucked there. Obvious Offensive foul
>>74720750
Fuck them for losing to Indiana State and St. John's. I knew Butler was good but I wanted to be sneaky.
>>74720763
>those years where Hawaii was sort of good and you got football at 3 am
That was the best.
>>74720772
thats a nice prize desu
>>74720753
>anti-antiperspirants
the fuck does this mean
Ok u idiots even if you assume every game has a .8 chance of your pick winning, there's still only a 7 in 10,000,000 chance of a perfect bracket
>>74720777
Florida is on the east coast
>>74720777
It's 11:40 in Orlando and FSU/FGCU are still playing.
>>74720772
don't do anything illegal to him ok?
>>74720787
I went 500% retard and spell-checked a word that was still hyphenated.
>this fucking refball in the VA/WISC game
>>74720798
so?
>>74720800
was hoping it was a bad ass new product that made you sweat more. or alternatively could be used aggressively to make other people sweat
>stephen curry
>en
???
>>74720813
so kill yourself
Refs really want Wisconsin to lose
>>74720813
(You)
>>74720802
Hokies are playing like men, they deserve the calls
Wisconsin is just memechucking
>>74720800
have another beer and put this behind you
>>74720813
so u should figure out what time-zones are blumpfkin.
I feel bad for FGCU
they've missed 4-5 in-n-outs on 3s
FSU has played like shit too
O well
>>74720832
I'm just wondering why you care that they are playing late? It isn't like this is strange, it happens all the time during the season.
>>74720819
As is tradition.
>>74720787
>>74720800
This has been a fun conversation to read from the outside looking in
>>74720825
The calls in favor of VT have been ridiculous. Wisconsin should be up 10, the refs are keeping VT in this game
A lot of refball in FGCU
Are there any tech fans on /sp/? I hardly ever see posts supporting >us
>>74720844
They've bricked way more 3s than they're in-and-outted.
And they keep trying to meme it up when they're in a hole and obviously need to settle the fuck down.
They deserved the loss.
>>74720852
Are you kidding me? There was like one bad call, calm down.
c'mon slowbros, put Tech away already
So both the selection committee and the refs hate Wisconsin I guess
>>74719762
I don't give a shit about any of those niggers or their shit talking and whining. The tourney is amazing, the NBA playoffs are only worth watching once every 5 years or so.
VT will win.
Suck it rural and suburban retards :^)
Never bet on a school that has had a shooting, they lack morale
>>74720869
kill yourself
>>74720856
My dubs will give you a little extra meme magic
>>74720864
The Wisco players ate all the kringles in the tunnels before the refs could get some.
>>74720856
>my OC is on /sp/
Never thought I'd see the day. And yeah, we in here senpai.
>>74720875
so don't bet on any schools?
>>74720869
There hasn't been an entertaining NBA playoff series the last couple years except for the Warriors collapse after going up 3-1
>>74720883
mmm kringles love ordering those here in MI
>>74720881
'no'
>>74720860
There have been a bunch of calls on Wisconsin that should have been no calls, but the worst was that 5th on the Showalter guy that was obviously an offensive foul, An evenly called game and this isn't close
>>74720856
check em
>>74720819
>>74720825
Hokies are answering wisconsin incredibly well. Wisconsin is the better team but it can go either way.
>TFW Badger alum living in Madison
>time difference
So nothing really exciting so far?
>>74720856
>tfw one and done
>>74720881
why is /cbb/ so angry all the time?
not the guy you replied to btw
RIP they didn't dunk hard enough
>>74720874
...you don't know much about VT or Blacksburg do you?
>>74720902
>>74720914
kill yourself
YOU GUYS I'VE BEEN STUDYING FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF, WHAT THE FUCK IS NORTH DAKOTA DOING
>>74720894
Only rural and suburban retards prefer NBA. Urban fans prefer the objectively superior cbb.
>>74720928
pssh nothing personnel kid. The big white man is too strong.
>>74720928
Studying the most efficient way to get their ass whooped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FH7IC-AK-s
>>74720914
He's not /cbb/, he's /nbgay/. /cbb/ is a general of peace and tolerance.
>>74720922
>cant handle urban dominance
>>74720927
stop replying to me telling me to kill myself
>>74720956
kill yourself
>>74720949
This. /nbgay/ belongs in /asp/ with its sibling WWE
>>74720956
kill yourself
>>74720967
Self yourkill
>>74720956
Kill yourself
>VT Fans chanting "He's my ref" explains how this game has gone
>>74720894
I'm not really an NBA guy, but I'd rank Warriors-Thunder and Spurs-Thunder a few years ago over >3-1. Those were two of the most competitive playoff series I can remember. I think the Thunder must be the most college team in the NBA.
>>74720928
F I N N E D
>>74720881
*cough* spurs lakers
NBA playoffs are borderline unwatchable refball
Anyone even pick VT?
Let's go Wisconsin
LET'S GO GULF COAST
GET BACK IN THIS BIZZ
What's the difference between NBA and WWE? WWE has real athletes. What else?
>wisconsin defender looks at the player with the ball
>foul called
>>74720993
my cat had them in the elite 8
>>74720913
better than losing in finals/final 4 year after year
Does VT know that you can grab the ball after it bounces off the rim or backboard?
some hope remains
>>74720994
>Madison resident
>Voted for OUR PRESIDENT
You owe this to me /sp/
>>74721001
your cat is a pussy
How do people miss free throws in D1 ball?
I play street hoops and make like 9/10
>>74721013
Trump is not my president
what are yall drinking tonite
>>74721001
does you cat have a stats model?
>>74721013
As a Marylander who voted for Trump I appreciate your vote
>>74721023
Skin color
>>74721023
>"street hoops"
>free throws
what
>>74721023
>NBA STREET
Doesn't count man
>>74721023
>free throws in street hoops
dude what lmao
>>74721013
Nice one wiscanon. Thanks for doing your part to make America great again.
>>74721010
>>74720935
You mean white people who went to college
No one besides children and poor people prefer the NBA, its just so anti-intellectual, its the Kim Kardashian of sports leagues
>>74721025
>US flag
>us president isn't my president
Brown skinned nigger
>>74721023
Fatigue. How long do your "street games" go?
>>74721031
Chicken cock Cinnamon and Root Beer my man
>>74721025
itwasherturn
>>74721013
reminder that the year of the meme got started with the ncaa tourney. We should really all thank all those double digit seeds especially MTSU
can nevada do it? they are coming back
>>74721054
not my president means he isnt a usa citizen
>>74721031
6 bottles of jarritos mandarin
diabetes when?
THAT'S IT MUH BADGERS
So Who got fucked more? Wisconsin being given a ridiculously low 8 seed or Villanova having to play probably the best 8 seed ever in round 2?
>>74721067
GREAT point :^)
>>74721054
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
BECAUSE WE HAVE THEIR FLAG :)
pretty boring day 1, besides Vandy dropping spaghetti
Nevada is quietly meme-ing on Iowa State.
>Koenig: 28 points, 8/17 from beyond the arc
Once again, a decent shooter does VT in.
>>74721038
this
Wisconsin seniors have now played like 8 million March Madness games
Press F to pay respects to Florida Gulf Credit Union
Wisconsin~
>>74721023
How many Lvl. 2 GameBreakers do you average, breaux?
>>74721032
no, but i brought up each matchup on my laptop and he bapped at one side of the screen. he has Purdue, Notre Dame, SMU, and Kent State in the final four
>>74721103
I'm glad VT got shit on lmao get murked
>>74721103
>Shit
>>74721083
>best 8 seed ever
That would be 2013/2014 Kentucky
>>74721125
erin...out
>>74721083
lthere are much better teams nova has to get through to meet its goals. wisconsin should have been a 5 at best, probably a 6, but still shouldn't hae to play the number 1 overall to sniff the s16
>>74721129
seems legit
2015 or 2017
Which was the worst first day in tournament history?
>>74721103
More like the shit rebounding desu. >We are too small
>>74721031
diet ibc root beer
>>74721129
probably will get a better result than using kenpom ratings
LETS GO FSU
>>74721083
Villanova for sure. Wisconsin wins and they get to take over the 1 seed path. That said whoever wins gets to face a weakened 4/5 seed so that balances it out a bit.
>>74721147
:<
>>74721148
Yeah, kinda sucks for a 1 to face a legit 5 seed like Wisconsin in round 2. That shouldn't happen
The committee really deserves some shit for accidentally mixing Wisconsin and Minnesota's seeds up
>>74721154
Missing Kerry Blackshear and Johnny Hamilton for the year really put Tech behind the 8 ball. Even though >we lose Allen and LeDay we'll be back next year. There are a couple of really top flight guys coming in in this recruiting class, and we'll get a few others back from injury and redshirt.
So how do my Noles fare against Xavier on Saturday? I think we're basically guaranteed a sweet 16 slot. As long as our defense is a bit better.
>>74721198
xavier got themselves together but injuries fucked them up. its FSU's to lose
>>74720034
How much longer does this jive turkey have?
FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA B
>>74721179
Minnesota played the RPI game better than Wisconsin, they earned their seed. Wisconsin still probably should have been a 6 or 7 though.
>>74721198
If my X is within striking distance at half and Trevon hasn't done shit yet, you're in trouble, senpai
>>74720062
you gotta do watch you gotta do, I've seen Oz
>>74721224
Wisconsin played a tougher schedule, finished higher in conference, went further in their tourney, and swept Minnesota. It was fucking insane to anyone who follows the Big Ten to see Minnesota (and Maryland for that matter) get a higher seed that the obviously better Wisconsin. Time to kill the RPI
>>74721220
hopefully the rest of his life, he needs to stay away from the dangerous internet
you guys wanna get a /group poop/ going or wat?
>>74721282
I've got one bubbling up right now desu
>>74721224
>Minnesota earned their seed
Congrats on winning the most retarded comment of the day award.
>he picked Minneshita
>he picked the Maryland Twerps
>he picked Vandershit
>he picked Florida Gulf Credit Union
>he picked Cucknell
If any of these apply to you then consider how you can stop being such utter shit.
WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE 16 FOR 16 ONCE ARIZONA WINS THIS?
>>74721224
lol at equating gaming the RPI with earning the seed. Wisconsin was objectively the better team and deserved much better than an 8 seed
>>74721282
Nah, my body has more fluids to collect before it expels them directly from my asshole...give me 20-30 mins to snus
>>74721321
missed two. got really liberal and took vermont and vcu. total cuck move