Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Ottawa Senators Game Thread

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How drunk do you think that Pat and Eddie are getting tonight?

>>74715859
I don't think either went to Northwestern or I'd have serious concerns about their ability to finish the game

>Senators wearing green warmups
do you guys even celebrate St Patricks Day?

>>74715885
Sometimes, I think Foley has to drag Eddie out of the casting booth after the game has concluded. He certainly gets more loopy than Foley.

I'm going to blame that fuck Konroyd for Anisimov getting hurt on Tuesday night. Fuck him.

>>74715971
http://www.strawpoll.me/12545805

>Foley starts with Happy St. Paddies day
>Foley is irish
Holy fuck

>blackhawks would rather sign a college kid than bring up a single player from the Icehogs
Rockford players on suicide watch

Time to put my liver to work

>>74716125
Haven't they been talking with/about this kid for months now though?

>>74716112

They're fucking sloshed already

>>74716125

They're too afraid to look at Q's daughters so they'd rather hide in Rockford. The new kid is gonna learn the hard way

>>74716112
>white guy who drinks like a champ
>surprised he's Irish
Really?

>>74716150
I'm white, drink like a champ and am not Irish. But if Eddie can be an honorary Irishman, I'd like to be one too.

>>74716144
Gonna be a good game.

>>74716112
>someone voted for Pierre over Konroyd
Why.

>>74716197
I just saw that. Beats me man.

>>74716197
I almost did, but then I realized Konroyd takes Eddie away which makes it a no contest

>>74716197

Wasn't me!

>Calling that icing
Fuck off refpuck

if somoene takes a run at Hayden do you think another blackhawk will answer the call for him?

>>74716324
My money is on Tootoo. Maybe TvR but that is a very very small percent chance.

>getting happy about faceoffs

>I'm exhausted
>Let me get you some water
They are getting so drunk.

And now a power play because we're not drunk enough yet

>>74716469
.....what
The Hawk are on the PP now.

>>74716469
Nevermind.

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Man, dead thread. You bros okay?
Where are my bastard Canadian brethren?

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>>74716620
We are shitposting on 4chan on a Thursday night.

Of course shit is not okay. Especially to those that have wasted the last decade of their lives shitposting on 4chan.

>>74716638
Fuck you Rbo, I was in a good mood.

>>74716638
This. It's a horrible feeling when you realize it's 2017. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

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>>74716638
I didn't need that.

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>>74716650
Fucking seriously man.

>>74716638
I meant more along the lines that there are no bants or chattiness tonight. Instead you dialed it up to 11 and went straight to existential crisis.

>>74716638
On the plus side, in reality most people don't do shit on Thursday nights either after the age of 23 or so (assuming they're employed). Only thing different between you and a ton of other people is you're shitposting on a Mediterranean Crabcake Recipe Forum.

Well, that and your crippling depression and fear of flesh and blood people.

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>>74716650
I'll go back to lurking then. Last thing I want is to fuck other people over.

>>74716680
What is there else to say?

>>74716638
why are sox fans so contagiously pessimistic

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>>74716692
>tfw Rbo became a some sort of teacher or something because kids can't hurt him

>>74716721
Cheer up, lad. Seriously. Get drunk and have some fun tonight.

>>74716759
I'm pretty sure kids would call you ancient and an old fart anyway. I'm sure being in your mid 20s to a teenager is equivalent to being 300 years old.

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This is irish whiskey but it tastes like scotch

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post rare skeletons

Man, this lack of posting has driven me to drink faster. I'm not going to remember the end of the game at this rate.

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>>74717071
HEY! You shitbird, that's my Hawks score skeleton.
[Hurdy Gurdy Intensifies]

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>>74717071

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>>74717071
Well, tonight has been depressing.

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>Roughing
God these fucking refs suck dick.

motherfucker

PUT IT IN THE FUCKING NET. FUCK

>condon makes a save

lmao erry time

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Skeleton shitposting is failing the Blackhawks yet again. Proceed with anti skeleton posting to make sure Darling gets a shut out and the Hawks win.

Good streamlink?

>more penalties

>>74717616
Gotta love playing north of the border.

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>>74717616
>>74717628
These refs seem really prone to call anything/everything. The first 8 minutes of period one was nothing but icing calls.

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Jesus fuck

>refpuck
FUCK THESE REFS

>>74717672
>>74717578
Good job giving them another Power play

>cream puffs

>>74717712
>Profiterole

>Foley offering heartfelt congratulations for Eddie successfully taking a plane ride
They're getting close

fiddle de dee where me fucking pataters at laddy

fiddle de bum like a catholic priest

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>>74717743
I'm surprised they don't fly together and empty the bar together.

>>74717770
Foley was already in Canada from the last game

Jesus fucking christ this refpuck.

How many fucking penalties have the blackcucks avoided in the past 10 minutes?

Go fucking choke on a horsecock you useless cumguzzling refs.

>>74717763
>fucking pataters at laddy
I hate myself for googling this
>http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-grows-roots-inside-1641886188

>>74717786
That's right.... maybe he just greeted Eddie at the airport then?

>>74717793
Shut the fuck up you apologetic cock slurping faggot. Did you even see the first period.

>>74717793
>fail to score on back to back power plays
>complain about refpuck

St Pattys day is always weird for me given that me ethnicity only genocided and colonised Ireland for nearly 800 years.

ROI was a miskate

>Leila is thicc

>Exchange pleasantries in penalty box
That is hilarious.

>even the commentators are admitting this game has been shit

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Show your Chicago Spirit. Trump hates us more than Canada.

I am feeling it now Mr. Krabs.

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Keep drinking boys. Our alcoholism will see this game through.

OH COME ON

>goalie completely leaves the crease
>still no goal
why does god hate us

>>74718390
Cubs shitposting

>Political Science Major
No.
I want a fucking refund.

>>74718282
Trump wants to fix Shitcongo

>Foley is thanking his grandfather because he made a music venue that Pat went and got shitfaced at
top kek

>>74718489
Kill all of the nu-male degenerates and the sexually deviant females.

>>74718489
The only way to fix it is with cleansing fire.

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THANK YOU BASED POST

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>>74718414
You sound upset. Cubs are going to lend the Blackhawks the mojo they aren't going to use to destroy the Who tomorrow to win this game.

I wish I had made my Italian beef today

>>74718489
Step 1: Every single member of IL, Cook County, and Chicago governments needs to be hung until they are dead

I just can't see the prospect of going to a casino in Des Plains as being an enjoyable experience

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>>74718587
>Every single member of IL
Hey, I like my somewhat peaceful farming county.

>>74718587
That's not very nice. You might accidentally kill a couple people who are too incompetent to be corrupt.

>>74718625
I meant the state government

>>74718587
Can I hang Rahm personally? Revive him and let someone else hang him and revive him ad nauseum

ALSO I forgot to mention earlier that I know a man that survived an attack by John Wayne Gacy during the 70s

its even on wikipedia

Scar?

uh.....
SCHMALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That shit is getting reviewed

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHMALT LIQOUR

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>>74718644
Oh.... Fucking go for it my dude

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BOYS

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

At least Anisimov's replacement's scoring goals.

Looked like a good goal
>inb4 overturned

>>74718706
>kicking the puck into your own goal

>that crowd reaction
hehehe

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GOOD FUCKING GOAL

GOOD GOAL
O
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G
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>>74718686
>Fuck the cubs
When it was the Cubs that helped the Hawks Score.

Try not to jinx them into giving up an equalizer with all your shitposting.

Senators will win this in OT. How do I know? Because everything I write on 4chan comes true.

>>74718755
Can the both of you just get a hotel room together and fuck each other's brains out. This pointless feud is antagonizing.

>>74718799
Every year it's something. The only one I've enjoyed thus far has been Production.

>>74718794
Your wrote that Hillary Clinton would win the election. She only won the popular vote by 3 million.

Oh good, another penalty!

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>>74718799
I'm not engaging him anymore. It isn't worth it and detracts from the spirit of the thread. If he shitposts, just report it.

>>74718828
I miss the producer :'(

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Because of course

>>74718870
Says the person who is violating GB 13.

FUCK

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>>74718799
>Rbo getting triggered by anti-cubs posts

like pottery

>inb4 skeleposter and cubs shitposter are just insane split personalities of rbo that were born after watching the whos last season

TAKE THE TIMEOUT THEY'RE ON FUCKING TILT

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>>74718951
You've been reading too many Elder Scrolls novels my lad.

>>74718981
Better watch out, if you keep posting, you're going to curse Darling.

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>Only chance he sleeps with that mask is if he wins the game

Reminder that Ex Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc is a logical fallacy.

PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ACTION CAM MAKES ME FUCKING NERVOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DICK PANIC

I love that camera angle on PPs

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BREADMAN

GET FUCKED CUBESHITPOSTER

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR DONT PANIK!!!!!

>>74719192
>breadman

I don't think that means what you think it means

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>>74719192
>>74719217
Hol up, hol up, hol up.
I got this.

>>74719243
kek

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>>74719192
Anti Cubs posters don't even know who's who.

Cubs mojo won the day.

>>74719243
A+ edit job 10/10

I don't normally watch their games, but are the blackcocks normally the benefactors of as much refpuck as they've received tonight?

>>74719288
As many calls as the refs got wrong in the first/second? yeah

gg Ottowa

HAWKS NOW CONTROL THEIR OWN DESTINY

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HAWKS WIN

GET FUCKED SHITPOSTER

GG snes

>thirty, i mean TURTY TREE

gg Senators

>>74719334
>shitposts
>tells shitposter to get fucked
What did he mean by this?

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gg sens

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GG Ottawa.

GET FUCKED CUBS-SHITPOSTER

>>74719502
>being this sore of a winner after your """dynasty""" team barely eked out a 1-goal win against an objectively inferior team despite referee assistance
Damn dude. Boston fans are more palatable than you. GG to all the non-fag fans above.

>>74719655
>More palatable
>Says the syrup slurping faggot that doesn't live with the Cubs-shitposter
Do you have a misguided, hateful poster that believes their ire is actually and honestly directed?
Begone, shitposting facilitator, cancer.