/heem/: jacare edition

Imagine the cucks who are willingly giving wads of cash to bald Jew. Just imagine

>>74713521
Good thread for a change. No stupid clutter.

>>74713521
I would heem this guy with one punch

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Can someone photoshop a giant black cock where the pizza is? Thanks

>>74713847
just watch the fight my dude

>>74713521
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WTF WHEEEEZ

>>74713847
Grow up this is for sports discussion.

Imagine setting aside $2.30 a day/month for entertainment being a financial strain.

Imagine arguing with people you don't even know hence have no idea if they actually pay for something, over whether or not you should pay for said thing. It's time to grow up and just enjoy the UFC folks. This is for fight fans not spergs.

Imagine not having 8 or 10 buddies over who chip in for the PPV every month after you order pizza and beer.

Imagine watching every UFC event alone in your room on a 480p stream that's 3 minutes behind and cuts out before the main-event.

Just imagine.

>>74713946
>b-but the jews

IMAGINE not knowing how to stream the 1080p 60fps PPVs for FREE

poor lads

Imagine coming to the realization how penniless you are that try to justify mediocre streams on your laptop as quality

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People who dont pay for ppvs are the same people that voted for trump to "fix the economy"

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imagine being an obnoxious autist who spams unfunny shitposts on 4chan all day so that he can pretend he has friends

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You are loved lads

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>>74713920

>>74714137
hahah this girl crashed into cameraman so funny

>>74714126
You would know all about not having friends eh spergy?

>>74714268
wts the matter virgn much?

>>74714268
Is that a hint of sarcasm I'm detecting Croatbro

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Arlovski and Mark Hunt were never my friends. We never hang out on weekends, we never text.

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>>74714337

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/T-GOD/

SpergOP and Jacaresperg are the same person

AMA

Never ever stop obsessing over me.

New
>>74713521
>>74713521
>>74713521

>>74713634
>$60
>wad
jesus christ you fucks are cheap

Paul "bearjew" Craig

>>74714492
did jacare fuck your mom?

>>74714564
thats about 12k in PPV buys to uncle dana alone. i think actually paying for entertainment would run about 30k a year

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>>74714622

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Adan bless

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>>74714619
>thats about 12k

Now I see why you dumb low income fucks think 60 bucks is a wad

>>74714619
what kind of retarded math is that? there arent 200 ppv per year.

>>74714619
>thats about 12k in PPV buys to uncle dana alone

So this is Trump's America now....

>>74714688
>>74714709
>>74714718

u guys ok?

>>74714730
Yes. I can do 3rd grade math and have a high income.

You are fat, smelly, have Asperger's, a low income and low pay-grade

>>74714730
do you care to explain the retarded post?

>>74714730
>I was only pretending

>>74713521
Is jacare white?

>>74713521
>>74714126
>>74714457
>>74714522
>>74714718
All the same mentally ill sperg who is here 24/7

>>74714792
Yes

He will never stop thinking about me. I'm every poster ITT.

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Was prime JLB natty?

jacare

He will never stop posting here. He is here all the time and will show up bark like a dog whenever you mention him. He is an autistic neet loser

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Tito just won an all-in pot for 217000 chips with pocket jacks in Pokerstars Championship Main Event in Panama.

>>74714761
>>74714768
>>74714783

i guess i can hold your hands and walk you through it

there's been about 200 PPVs at around 60 a pop. if you take 200 and multiply it by 60 that's 12,000 but i use 12k as shorthand (you can check this for yourself at http://web2.0calc.com/)

estimating the cost of everything i would classify as entertainment is about 30k a year for me

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At least let me pay a deposit for the room I'm renting for free in your mind.

>>74714893
Im not even sure where to begin at how stupid you are

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>>74714890

>>74714893
>there's been about 200 PPVs at around 60 a pop.
Wrong. The first UFC was $15.

Please continue to respond and ape Adan. It is very pathetic and funny at the same time.

>>74714792
no he's blackanese

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that rent free feel

Lol even yesterday after I left he kept quoting other posters thinking they were me. He will never stop. Beg me.

When you live rent free on /heem/ because youre a pathetic NEET loser

>>74714844
Yeah, that's about six months of calisthenics tops.

>>74714893

>200 PPVs

Since 1993. 12k sounds a lot less crazy when you spread it across 24 years.

Also, even if you do buy every single UFC ppv every year, what the fuck are you doing not splitting with friends? I know Dana's

>8 or 10 buddies

bit is a meme and all, but does anyone seriously buy PPVs to watch by themselves?

>>74713521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YkZlbEQSc

*checks out for 5 hours*

*comes back in 10 minutes*

*searches through folder of blacked memes on another lonely night*

>>74715024
>does anyone seriously buy PPVs to watch by themselves?
Nope. That's why $60 sounds like a lot to the NEETs.

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gsp bisping pusspuss

>>74715086
24/7

I literally went to the archives to check how many instances of "jacaroid" were posted since I left yesterday and it's over 50+ posts.

He thought about me for an average of 3 posts an hour since yesterday and he accuses me of being here all day.

I wish I could script this any better. Never stop.

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>>74715063
i do it every once in a while desu. Most of my friends work on sunday

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>>74715034
Saw that shit the other day, poor hunto having a little bitch like that dating his daughter.

He doesn't deserve it

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>>74715107
a good hour of that was me baiting him

>$80k over the course of my lifetime isn't much money
>I don't mind working for an extra year to pay the UFC for something that I could have gotten for free
t.poor people

>>74715024
>does anyone seriously buy PPVs to watch by themselves?

I have literally never paid to watch a PPV in a home setting. If I'm watching a PPV it's always at a mid to upper class sports bar, between food and drinks and cover I spend about $100 on a typical night out.

$100 amounts to ~45 minutes of work for me on an average day. If you think this is a lot of money let alone a "wad" you are disastrously low income.

>>74715154
>only making 80k per year

Allow me to compensate you for the mental trauma and emotional distress I've caused you through-out my time on 4chan.

He literally is so desperate to convince people he isn't an aspie here 24/7 while simultaneously sperging out every single thread

>>74715154
Post your monthly budget.

Wha happen to you heem

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beg me

fuck lads
why can't we ever catch a fucking break

>>74715155

>muh income

>>74715144
Please keep it up. I want him to always spend time here meta-posting thinking about me. We may have lost one sperg in coralsprings, but we sure got an adequate replacement.

>>74715154

$80k doesn't even scratch the surface of my yearly earnings from dividends alone LMAO.

He is literally talking to himself to convince others he isnt here 24/7 because this is all he has in life

>>74715206
Beg me.

>>74715260
Okay.

Please post your monthly budget.

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woodley

24/7

jacare

is

do other /sp/ communities have this level of terminal cancer? this shit is getting way out of hand. i just like fighting. i dont know what a sperg is, and at this point im too afraid to ask. i dont care if you stream or buy the ppv. i hate all of you

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I am leasing an apartment is his mind and I will never make a single down-payment.

Any other Tyron fans here?

>>74715407
/nba/ was worse at one point

/nfl/ is another autism friend simulating though more akin to Reddit than anything

He leases his entire life here because he has nothing else :(

Where does Jacare go after he submits Shittaker?

>>74715484
Post usada Jacare is deflating every fight

Don't be surprised Whittaker has a way with him with his lanky style and great tdd

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>>74715484
Fighting Roidmero a 2nd time.

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>>74715425
here

>>74715529
Australia is making him soft. Their only good athlete is Kyrie Irving.

Back from judo. Body fucking aches.

You paid the piper today, /heem/?

>>74715484
romero for the interim? the bisbing v. GSP shouldnt be a title bout

>>74715561
>Traning judo

You want bad knees later in life?

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>>74715553

can rogan get him on the podcast?

>>74715545
>>74715425
Woodley and Sage tv show when?

>>74715587
the cavs are in LA on saturday. i hope it happens

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>>74715620
sage's girlfriend reminds me of karla faye tucker

>>74715656
not an argument

>>74715699
he's fully revved, boys

>>74715656
>best guess for this image: dog

Mod should ban ppl who discuss their paychecks or go overboarf insulting others without relevancy to fight discussion

>>74715585
This was actually my first time back since before Christmas because I fucked my knee up in the first lesson lel

>>74715545
Lmao you are such a loser. I see exactly what youre doing

>>74715699
If I posted a webm my personal stalker would go through the archives and accuse everyone who has ever posted that webm of being me. It's much better to watch him squirm. I bet he's still here waiting for my next post like a good little fan-boy.

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>>74715734
YOU BEST BELIEVE I"M FUCKING REVVED

I"M REVVED BECAUSE YOU FUCKS ARE GOIG TO GET /HEEM/ MOVED TO /asp/ WITH YOUR SHITPOSTING

>>74715625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COt44YB5rhI

lol he should definitely go on JRE

He's like a good little dog that shows up every time you call him. Its much easier considering he's here 24/7 and this is literally all he has. He still cant get over being exposed

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>>74714279
i have more friends than you do, you psychotic longshoreman freak

>>74715832
Please make me laugh harder

Beg me.

Hey pussy, are you still there?

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>>74715407
this is what happens when people develop identities on 4chan and egos start to get involved
if we were all truly anonymous, this would never have happened

Ronaldo "The Chosen Souza" Woodley

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>>74715863

>>74715832
This is SpergOP if you've been out of the loop for the past several days.

>>74714893
there were ppv 200+ u multiply that by 200k~ in averege buy per ppv and then u multiply by 30$ the money you get per buy

>>74715865
You are the biggest low-income dork on heem

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Squeal lil piggy.

>>74715140
damn son

>>74715865
its fucking sad. some fucking retard just talking to himself in the middle of a thread is not enjoyable or entertaining. no regard for the non-handicapped posters in the thread

*checks out for 5 hours*

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>>74715838
let me tell you a joke
ok so i know this guy right
he constantly brags about his income online despite working at a dock, and spends hours at a time getting comically mad about the dumbest shit you could imagine
this is the really funny part
he's 5'4

>>74715879
spergOP is dead

>>74715865
Were you banned twice? I only caught you on the 4chan.org/bans page once. Keep fighting the good fight, as you say. How long did it take to rename all of your webms? Or are you doing it as you go along?

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Imagine keeping a mental inventory of all the anonymous posters on 4chan.

Imagine something this inconsequential being a corner-stone of your every day life.

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>>74715960
i'm not spergOP

>>74715976
Sorry SWISOP.

>>74715972
If Weidman or moose pull out it would be another 209 for me

Imagine being here 24/7

Imagine being heemed 24/7

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>>74715983
hypothetically speaking, I imagine he would rename them all as he went
renaming 700+ webms all in one session would be a lot of work

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Imagine posting here fewer than 16 hours per day. Just imagine that lack of commitment to the best sport on the planet. If you can't name 50 unique /heem/ posters off the top of your head you don't belong here.

I am major against schaub

>>74715990
agreed. 211 is going to be the shit though

-SpergOP
-Slobposters
-Spainsperg
-Adan
-Dockdwarf
-Jacarefag

Ban every single one of these people and their buttbuddies and /heem/ will be perfect

>>74716025
whom?

I miss heem198(holeinthesock).webm

>>74716040

so we have like 4 posters?

>>74716040
Yeah because surely they won't change their IP in a minute.

Posting non-stop about me from 12 am EST March 15th to 7 pm EST March 16th.

If this isn't obsession idk what is. Get on my level. Watch him keep responding.

>>74715953
I thought you were gonna tell something funny like the fat smelly towelhead friendless aspie with crippling OCD that spends his days and nights posting webms on 4chan?
Did i tell you he's very low income too?

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>>74716016

>>74716040
which one of those always calls people "low income"?

He's literally so triggered his entire life's work 24/7 on /heem/ is unraveling that he desperately keeps barking at everyone to make me stop

Beg like a good boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSESNaTjv4k

i know you're on here joe make it happen

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>>74716060
here are some fresh webms from lando-teymur

>>74716095
Dockcuck.

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>>74716060

>>74716077
You know the exact times? You must really be here 24/7

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I have a special place in his heart. He thinks I'm 32/33 unique IPs ITT. Watch him respond again.

>>74715656
looks faker than the blacked pornstars that get spammed on pol

>>74716115
>>74716077
stop. literally no one cares

He literally is crying about it lol

>im not a sperg!!!!
>shits up every single thread whenever his owner calls for him

Adan tier poetry lol

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How do I filter these main 2 retards?

>>74716145
When Sage finds out she is cheating on him, will he finally snap?

>>74716127
how do we know he works in a shipyard?

Remember when the mods used to actually do their job?

Neither do I

>>74716174
He posts pictures from there all the time along with his pay

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>>74716165
first comment i read:
>is that your sister or your future ex-wife

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>>74716138
>What are archives?

>>74716153
>no one cares
He cares about me deeply. I wish I could make him stop caring about me. But if you have an autist posting about you for hours on end on a kite making forum then what can you really do? I'm his real-life dad. Watch him reply again, watch him do an archive search of this webm, watch him keep accusing other posters of being me, even after I leave(now) Watch him keep begging me.

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>>74716177
Who is your favorite female UFC fighter?

Poor little doggie, i made him snap :(

He really wants me to stop ruining his 24/7 work

Be a good boy and beg me

>>74716177
>job

Why Manuva won't be wrestlefucked

>>74716227
None of them, you weirdo!

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>>74716060
took me a little while to find exactly when this happened

>>74716227
woodley

>>74716274
How old are you, 40?

Those three actual days where spergOP was banned and not here were easily the most serene /heem/ has been in ages

I hate you all

what is wrong with you faggots

move this shitty general to /asp/, I don't even care anymore

Lithcuck no

>>74716404
The guy who is obsessed with posting styles and who's who is a product of /asp/ 100%.

you guys pushed lithcuck over the edge

RIP fighter who will literally never fight

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what is fucking wrong with this general
it used to be beautiful
i blame goober

+
dana goofing around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjrHfWz4sO4

Jacare

>>74716423
You do a terrible job of covering your tracks lol

24/7. Let that sink in more

>>74716466
There you are.

>>74716481
Here you are :)

Like always :)

Jacare Souza

>>74716250
because corey couldn't even wrestlefuck shogun

I going nuts lads, just see dese posts


Seething idk why

Just nuts

>>74716488
>Adding smileys to hide the fact you aren't mad
You belong on /asp/ along with all the other attention-spergs.

Jacare

Someone said that /nfl/ is as bad as this so I went to check it out and it's not even close

>>74716317
Hello Jacaroid loser

>>74716495
He did though. He lost but got dropped at the end of two rounds and outstruck on the feet

How big do you reckon the size advantage has to be for it to completely nullify skill?

For example do you reckon if you got a moderately big random bloke, maybe like 6'2 225lbs, with no prior training would be beat mighty mouse?

>>74716495
Corey won that fight imo. Shogun looked surprised he got the decision win.

>>74716507
Please cry more. Keep letting it all out boy. You'll get a treat in return!

>>74716526
Even a 10 pounds difference is notable in striking, I would wager once you hit 15-20 pounds the advantage is staggering, especially in grappling

>>74716520
You got us at our lowest moment

I am sorry guys. There was some guy spamming via proxy as me like few years back remember? Maybe it is the same pedophile

>>74716545
nate was 6'2 300 lbs walking into that cage

>>74716543
You are the one crying about anonymous posters online.
>State of your life.

>>74716551
Its probably dockie. He usually does this if he gets banned. Almost certain he's a pedo too

>>74716526

I think mighty mouse could probably beat someone like that in an MMA fight. Could definitely outpoint him just on the basis of cardio, and would probably be able to avoid any damaging strikes. Only chance the random guy would have would be to get a takedown imo.

MM would have to avoid making any mistakes, but I think he could definitely win. Even on the ground he might be able to get a sub, assuming the random guy is completely untrained.

>>74716562
Just let it all out. Can't let the actual namefag be sullied can we?

>>74716585
>State of your life

>lithuania dickriding jacare
wasnt he /romero/? glad you saw the light bro

>>74716592
Beg me

>>74716567
>Almost certain he's a pedo too
can we get fbi involved somehow?!
id strangle him irl if i saw him
also pretty sure no proxy or vpn can save his ass
if they actually want to find him

crashing /heem/ with no survivors

Tyron Souza

>>74716545
I constantly grapple with guy 30lbs over me. He feels strong but it is more than doable

On the other hand when I wrestled my 120kg trainer...I got some choke holds but my arms wouldn't get a good hold even tho position is perfect.

Jack R. Ray is the greatest English martial artist of all time.

You are here 24/7, alone :)

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>>74716526
I think in a fight to the death resplendent Rodent would gouge the eyes out of and beat most regular people that size

See Hackney vs negro sumo wrestler
See Don Frye vs Akebono

Jackson Robert Ray is the best middleweight of all time.

>>74716526
Mighty Mouse would beat Ngannou.

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>>74716545
>>74716637
i don't think weight matters in grappling as much as it does in striking, particularly between two skilled competitors
jacare has beaten fabricio werdum in a jiujitsu match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J35LWdtBCX4

You now remember Khabib.

>>74716604
Are we sure it's dockie or it's just someone making assumption

How many of them are Adan

What did OPsperg do

Who Shaub poster is and why he spams shaub

Why heem of all places

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>>74716703
>What did OPsperg do

nothing, shitposters just get very angry when he posts
when two children fight over a piece of candy, you don't blame the piece of candy, you blame the children

Why is Jack R. Ray ducking big pigg?

Is being able to identify other anonymous posters on 4chan it's own type of autism?

>>74716739
>talking about yourself in the 3rd person

how long can you keep this up before you revert to your old ways? I give it until the end of the week.

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>>74716739
>>74716761

>>74716698
>i don't think weight matters in grappling as much as it does in striking, particularly between two skilled competitors

I think it matters greatly, That video just shows how fucking goof Jacare's Grappling is even against a he,avier greatly skilled Jiu Jitsu practitioner like Werdum.

>>74716703
SpergOP is another attention whore sperg that endlessly shitposts here and always posts early threads and spams others until his is or the other thread is deleted. Another friend simulator desperate for an identity

>>74716747
yes and no
yes cos it means you spend so much time here
you see patterns in writing and thinking which instantly makes you autistic
and no cos it's curable (turn the fucking pc off and never come back) which means it's not really autism

>>74716747
Its*

And I am not even fake lithcuck breh

>>74716747
Yes. You'd need to be here for hours on end and literally have nothing going on in your life to do so.

>>74716747
Are you still crying, doggie? Im sorry. Just beg me to stop :)

>>74716804
>Just beg me to stop
Please stop. Your mother must be worried she hasn't seen you go downstairs for days.

>>74716804
?

>>74716804
>>74716825
Man you guys are fucking killing with your high level bantz

Not! Just stop you fucking losers

>>74716747
If you're doing something to distinguish your posts on 4chan then there's obviously autism on both ends

>>74716825
>>74716831
24/7

>>74716526

MM could just dart in and out with strikes for the majority of the fight. An average guy, even a big one, simply wouldn't be fast enough to catch him while he moved in and out. After 2 minutes of this the average guy would be slowing down and breathing heavy. After 5 minutes he'd be utterly exhausted. After 10 minutes, he'd barely be able to defend himself at all.

Mighty Mouse, round 3 TKO

>>74716855
Like what for example? The only identifiable posters here are the rare flags and avatarfags. Anyone else you'd have to literally be autistic or spend way too much time online to notice.

Its pretty easy to pick up on someone literally crying and responding to you every time you call for them. The loser did all the work i needed for me :)

>>74716897
Like what you just said

Post your UFC walkout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4yutN6FB2M

>>74716936
What?

>>74716897
Or it means you're a pathetic loser that is here 24/7 and posts the same exact garbage every time

*sips tea*
*checks out for 5 hours*

How many bongs until the weigh ins?

>>74716961
You'd also have to be here 24/7 to know that someone else is here 24/7. You also type like an autist.

Tyrone Souza

>>74716973
No. I just show up here whenever. Call your name. And you show up like the good dog you are :)

is jacare desouza the uncrowned middleweight champ?

>>74716937
imagine being a sambo champion
and walking out to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8T7oY0iO8

imagine how intimidated your oponents would be if they knew they'd get teabagged for 3-5 rounds

Jack R. Ray

This is all him btw. He really is THIS autistic

>>74716998
Yes

>>74716995
>I just show up here whenever

You've been here for over 2 hours just posting non-stop.

>>74717044
bisping is champ check the record bub

24/7

Non-stop

Lonely night

:)

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Rent: $0

there ain't no rest for the wicked

>>74717078
Its amazing. You'd think Japmoot would start charging people for being here all day?

@bokamotoESPN 52m52 minutes ago
Bantamweight Michael McDonald (@MaydayMcDonald) has informed me he asked for and secured his release from the UFC. More on this soon.

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His first post: >>74714801
His latest post:>>74717075

2 solid hours posting in the MMA general not discussing MMA. 2 solid hours of his life(not counting all of yesterday) he will never ever get back dedicated to a 4chan poster.

Let that sink in.

sitting is the new smoking! you guys are all my favorite internet posters i hope you get your 4 hours of standing/walking in everyday.

who's the best fighter in mma?

Please keep going, doggie. Im loving that you're actually seething about this

24/7

>>74717166

Jack R. Ray of South Zambington

Why has jessica "anvil" eye not been cut?

Every single post in this argument has been me

I'm the highlight of his day.

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He's seething about Steph Curry in the /nba/ general rofl.

Who /woodleyjacarecurry/ here?

He literally has no highlights in his day now that i bully him :(

all me, btw.

>>74715219
>"Belfort, I'll catch you"

>he portions 24/7 of his time on /nba/ too

Cant make this shit up. Explains so much

You got the belt, but you ain't the champ.

>>74717336
/TYRON WOODLEY/

24/7 he spends his miserable life ironically whiteknighting women and being a cuck

>>74717275
>>74717311
>That 4chan pass
Yikes what's wrong with you?

>>74717336
>>74717341
tyron woodley is literally the greatest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG6aWhZnbfw

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Why is GSP ducking the goat WW?

Roll over

Is Jac(are)kson-Wink the best MMA gym?

>>74717374
he knows he'll have to fight Mike Perry eventually if he fights at WW

>>74717374
same reason he ducked anderson and fought cans like condit and fucking that english dmt dork

Good boy.

I'm starting to believe the namefag has actually been talking to himself this entire time.

>>74717448
>>74717449
Do you think he'll beat Bisping?

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>GSP IS THE GOAT
umm sweetie, gsp isnt even the ww goat

Please ban these spergs

>>74717468
I think Bisbong will win

More like Joe Dusty

This

more like Goerges St.Duck

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

24/7

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claudia you darn fools!

Based Dana beat the shit out of Tito on a flight to Japan

http://teamcoco.com/video/dana-white-tito-ortiz-airplane-fist-fight

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Nobody make the next thread.

I already have the news and links ready to copy paste.

I'll post after 500 posts. Please nobody else make one

>>74717649
Okay Jacaresperg

>>74717683
thats not me but I have a better OP, join mine

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I thought I was late for my rent payment and then I remembered it was $0.00 to live in his mind. That's an entire janitor's salary!

I think Weidman beats Mousasi by TKO btw.

>>74717795
Japmoot surprisingly doesn't charge sperg losers that are here 24/7. Sad really

when i made the alligator webm and made the rent free troll post about twood, i didnt think it would come to this

i wish i could take it all back, im sorry /heem/

Roll over like a good boy

>>74717649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXbJ6COx8E0
is elpress GOAT ?

>>74714016
Ye thats me every mma event i watched

>>74717956
based
how many horses have you heemed this year

>>74717158
I rode my bike 8 miles

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>>74717854

>>74715154
You are saying ppl dpend 80 k in their life time to watch ufc? lel

>>74717842
We all know you could use all the help you can get.

>>74717854
post some t-god webms jacabro

Envision paying for something that's free.

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>>74717979

Let it all out and beg like a good boy

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>>74715154
Will Fight Pass™ still exist a thousand years from now?

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How does sage make 155?

>>74717979
Are high dude

>>74718121
By being 2% body fat.

>>74718140
lurk more xd

>>74718195
based

>>74718121
more muscle=easier to cut waterweight.

Beg me

>>74718195
TYBJ

>>74718195
>>74718211
>>74718239
Yikers!

post you're fight walk out song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9InPqGbxIgM

Dont even have to call his name anymore

>>74718291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7v542EmXac

ask the greatest fighter in here anything

vip
http://www.strawpoll.me/12546384
http://www.strawpoll.me/12546384
http://www.strawpoll.me/12546384

>>74718350
>a move to /asp/ might be for the best

Wew

>>74718341
What was it like choking out Mousasi?