CLE: Tribe hoping Carrasco returns on March 24
ATL: Dansby Swanson (back) to return Saturday
WAS: Scherzer (finger) to make spring debut Wed.
BOS: Thornburg (arm) set for another 'pen session
LA: Corey Seager (oblique) runs, throws, swings
SD: Dickerson has disc protrusion, out 3-4 weeks
CLE: Carrasco (elbow) to play catch on Thursday
COL: Desmond (hand) likely to be ready in April?
COL: Greg Holland (elbow) sharp in Cactus debut
MIA: Prado (hamstring) returning to Marlins camp
STL: Matt Carpenter (back) says he feels '100%'
KC: Eric Hosmer whacks go-ahead two-run homer
Royals
>rags
>Rags
>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>>74712186
>creating the new thread at 498 replies to the old one
close but no cigar, mr. premature ejaculator
fantasy league?
Spring Training > World Series
Prove me wrong.
>>74712417
NL West
>>74712639
You're 100% correct, TY. I'd rather my team go undefeated in Spring Training than get to the World Series and lose.
>>74712406
>The Chicago Cubs ended their 108 year Championship drought
>>74712639
Well I'm having much more fun watching guys like Cody Asche, Nicky Delmonico, Spencer Adams, Juan Minaya hit and pitch than what Avisail Garcia Todd Frazier and James Shields Derrek Holland and the like will be doing when the regular season begins.
If you aren't willing to drown yourself in pills and alcohol over spring training standings, you're just a filthy casual to be quite honest with everyone present at the table, including you Joseph.
Cubs tbqhdesufamalamadingdong
>>74713001
>James Shields
you now remember
>>74713148
I never forgot.
Especially his laughable quote about proving something this season.
>>74713211
hey man you never know, maybe he goes bananas and white sox win the whole thing
>>74713300
I'll eat my hat if that happens.
>>74712406
>the middle east was at peace
>>74712406
Doesn't this copypasta also apply to the Mets since the last WS they won was in 1986?
Yankees are 15-5 in spring training
Are their farm system for real?
>>74713664
It should be. It's 75% Cubs farm system
>>74713688
>Cubs 6-9
Really made me think
>>74712409
The "new" post was 499, which is the last reply that will bump the thread.
Please fellate mein flesh tube.
>>74713578
>the doyers are 0-4 in NLCS (0 penants)
>eliminated 10 times in 10 playoff appearances
>but ... team merchandise sales are better that futility
the mest have at least shown up for the big show within the decade.
>>74713664
Gary Sanchez hitting .390 with 4 HRs and a 1.2 OPS
>>74713460
>1988
>the Middle East was at peace
>>74713858
In October it was, hard to believe, but true
>>74713747
>The "new" post was 499, which is the last reply that will bump the thread.
Look at this guy. Look at him and laugh.
Holy shit what a temper tantrum by Puig.
Haha fucking wow. I don't think I've ever seen anyone get that angry over a call in a Spring Training game.
Reminder that if your team doesn't go into extras in a spring game they have
N
O
H
E
A
R
T
It's gonna be bad this season isn't it? Been watching the jays for a decade and a half, and all I get is two play off runs and then back to the mediocrity.
>>74714183
>Been watching the jays for a decade and a half
Don't you dare lie to us
>>74714166
>needing to go to extras
LMAO
M
A
O
>>74714242
Beer can.jpg
>>74714339
>this will be the last year of Hawk Harrelson making calls from the booth
It's a mixed feeling.
>>74712406
Even as a rookie fan this smells like weak salt
>>74714847
>a rookie fan
Cubs?
>>74712186
Do you guys have any suggestions for good fantasy baseball pay sites? I've been destroying my friend leagues for years, did a pay league for the first time last year and won it all but the rules were strange and the payout was only 50% of the league dues.
>>74712406
The Dodgers' pennant drought and playoff choking streak record are humiliating enough on their own, they don't need your "help"
spring training 2 long
Pedro Martinez is the GOAT pitcher.
He dominated during the height of the steroids era, all while being an undersized pitcher.
>>74715568
Rat
inb4 Mariners anime guy
>>74714788
Lmao fuck that faggot. He's literally the worst fucking announcer outside of Matt Vasgersian.
>>74715821
>>74715709
I agree that manlet was goat
dubs and world series gets canceled
>>74715709
we've already been through this
Randy had the GOAT pitching career
Pedro had the GOAT peak
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Horper Overlord.
>>74716021
>5'11"
I'm 5'11"
>>74716207
Think he's juicing?
>>74716207
>tfw I'll never reach Horpermode
>>74716278
Manlet king
>>74716310
Hmmmmm. Not sure. He was a big kid. I don't think he needs to. He's arrogant enough to believe that he won't get caught, but mindful enough of his legacy potential to be worried about ruining it. Time will tell.
Trout is though. No doubt in my mind.
How many players are juicing?
>>74716387
One less, now that fat ass David Ortiz is retired.
>>74715784
You should trust your boy Osuna. He has good taste.
>>74716446
I would say the majority of players are juicing.
>>74716207
Is that why he hit a walk off bomb?
lol olympic baseball will never be legit
lol
we're doing this for spring training now
Injuns to be honest familia
>>74714183
>Been watching the jays for a decade and a half, and all I get is two play off runs
FUCK YOU!
>>74715821
>>74715916
Mariners!
>>74717339
fag
>>74717357
did a Mariners fan hurt you buddy?
>>74717357
Hey. Mariners anime guy is a bro. No bully.
>livelongers
So I made a thread for the next game >>74717296
But I realized that Odor is starting against Bautista
So someone else make a new thread
>>74712417
H2H league draft about a week away still
http://games.espn.com/flb/tools/join?leagueId=87606&inviteKey=aca87
THIS FAT BASTARD IS KISSING SUPERMODELS LEFT AND RIGHT AND BASICALLY YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID. CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW.
>>74716477
based barry did nothing wrong
daily reminder
>108 years
>>74718943
should we tell him?
>>74716310
He's Mormon (against drugs iirc) and not playing for the Cubs so no
>>74718968
Did they not have a 108 year drought?
>>74718979
So he believes in magic gold dinner plates and Aztec Jesus??
why do people rate the nationals when they can't win a playoff series
Harper is the natty GOAT but got caught up to by everyone who started juicing and could recover from injuries better
Trout gets lauded for his consistency which is enable by da roids
>>74719039
Yes. They give him the power to Make Baseball Fun Again
>>74719090
Harper chokes in the playoffs like the rest of the Nationals
>>74719147
By hitting walk off bombs
>>74719187
You got it!
Yanimál Gomés
>Based JaCoby is gonna cuck that manlet out of the starting CF job
Ayy
>>74719844
Shit genetics
>rags
>>74717339
tfw still no Oakland A's anime girls
>>74719009
Did they?
>>74717339
>>74721377
>No Cardinals anime girl
>>74721570
Just hack one from The Whos
>>74721377
best I got for you
you may need to make your own
>>74721570
>>74721841
only one I have seen of Cards
>>74721841
Fuck it I'm learning how to draw animu then
>>74721858
is there a torrent or files for this anywhere?
>>74721938
I double this.
If anyone has the complete set dump to mega and link
>>74721938
>>74722000
i have only ever seen that pic and this one
would like to see a whole set though
>>74722000
no one does jesus, this has been asked so many fucking times. it doesn't exist online, if you want it so bad, order the goddamn calendar.
>>74722014
Would if I could find the 2017 one anywhere
>>74722034
there is no 2017 one. they made two, 2015 and 2016. here is the link to the 2016 one, knock yourself out.
http://shop.comiczin.jp/products/detail.php?product_id=27394
>>74722014
>ordering a 2015 calendar in 2017
good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k-j-4jjd-o
>wearing your cap to school
>wearing your cap to work
>not wearing your cap while you stay at home
>>74722049
>won't pay money for this thing he wants for free
then stop bitching about not having your precious animu images, jesus fuck. you were obviously never going to use it as a fucking calendar anyway
>>74722049
You can always use it again!
In 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0CMOGKKhU
comfy 30 for 30
>>74722108
>he wants me to pay money for an MLB anime wallpaper
maybe I just don't blow money on useless shit.
i'm not paying money for anime girl wallpapers.
its a goddamn wallpaper, this shit is easy as fuck to find.
>>74722155
no, i don't. i don't care what you do with your money at all.
all i'm telling you is that this shit isn't online, so if you want to look at it in its full form, you have to buy it. stop begging someone on here to find it for you, cuz it's not there.
I want to start following baseball this season. Which team has the best memes?
>>74722750
>memes
>good
>>74722750
follow the team you live closest too, stupid
>>74722750
The Memeiners, my friend
>>74722146
I am 90% positive Holly is at least slightly autistic
>>74722720
Yeah, poor poor Jays fans.
Good talk OP.
>>74722758
thats how we get Padres fans
no one deserves that
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-adrian-gonzalez-trashes-world-baseball-classic-20170315-story.html
What a clusterfuck. And yet he is still responsible for himself being such a little bitch.
Baseball
You can't refute this without resorting to memes
>>74723454
>tfw no salary cap, salary floor, and 50/50 revenue sharing
>>74724441
>50/50 revenue sharing
Bernie pls
>dominican chimp exhibit
nuke the bus and baseball improves by lots
by a lot
Brooks vs. Manny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skRP8UrFwoY
Steve Pearce
>>74726107
Top 3 MLB players
Trout
Pearce
Kershaw
>>74726134
>trout is better than pearce
*tips fedora*
>>74726134
>Kershaw
>player
Pitchers aren't players, they are delicate little flowers who have to be protected from bullies by a big macho designated hitter senpai desu desu desu
t. AL fan
Waaaaaaaaaaaait a second
Is today going to be the first ever Michael Fulmer vs Gary Sanchez AB?!?!!?!?!!?
Happy Mick's Day /mlb/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcWkykzcQhQ
>>74726359
>flat bill
My nigga
>>74726438
>flat bill
My faggot
>>74726359
>MSBbird
What does it mean?
>>74726448
Whatever bitch you cant whoop me
>>74726474
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
>>74726484
Yeah always gotta be careful around the retards that keep their bills uncurved, they're mentally ill and highly unstable like the average ghetto chimp who taught them how to wear their caps that way.
>>74726560
It's just a hat. Why you have to be mad?
Flat bill is the tier below the garbage desu
>>74726839
I'm cyberbullying you
If you wear a flat bill hat YOU are part of the problem not the solution
>>74726940
this
>when you wear a style of hat and it triggers nerds on the internet
lol
>when you get explosively defensive about your poor fashion choices at 11 AM on a weekday on an anonymous japanese cartoon imageboard
haha all of my keks
>when you forget to remove the stickers on a new piece of apparel you just bought and you wear it out without preparing it to look presentable
omg what ahaha
>>74726448
>>74726484
>>74726560
>>74726839
>>74726903
>>74726927
>>74726940
>>74726967
>>74727005
>>74727034
>arguing about hats on emmelbee
>when you wear your flat billed shithat at a 40 degree angle and tilt to signal to other manlets that you are, in fact, looking for gay love
don't copy that floppy
>when you're one strike away
>>74727063
>twice
>when you're shitposting about fashion on /sp/
>when you are wearing your flat brim trying to look cool but realize you are a 23 year old balding manlet
sad
>when you properly prepare your cap and wear it to a game but end up ripping it in half and throwing it on the ground after seeing James Shields give up the third home run of the inning
>when you're a "manager" on a Cambodian Dragon Fruit Harvesting image board and banning people gives you a sense of being and accomplishment.
>>74727063
rags fan?
Mike Moustakas is already a lock for 2017 MVP wow
>when black boys don't know you're supposed to bend the brim of your hat because none of them have fathers to show them right from wrong
>when white boys do know because their fathers broke their backs to put food on the table and put them through a baseball program, but lol dad I just want to do whatever the black kids are doing
zippity doo dah zippity yay
my oh my that's terribly gay
Is usa vs pr a must win for the US?
>rags
>rags
*takes your top prospects*
>>74716088
Fucking idiots who are allowed to post shit opinions like these Lmfao.
Of all of those great 90's steroid era pitchers Randy was the best LHP of them all. His career not better than Clemens or Maddux or even Kershaw who hasn't served 10 years yet.
>>74727173
The USA wins regardless of the outcome.
>>74727387
I'd say it was worth it.
Top'o the morning to yee
Happy st pattys day
>>74727636
The Cubs would've won without Chapman if we're being desu
>>74727657
>curved brim
now we're talkin
2017 MLB Season hasn't even begun and the New York Mest have already taken the biggest L of 2017.
Wow.
>>74727673
Probably not. They didn't have that shut down pitcher you could rely on. While Chapman did blow the lead in game 7 they probably wouldn't have won game 5
>>74727657
Why do I have the feeling this is horribly racist?
>>74727729
its okay toddfathers scottish
Who is the GOAT?
https://youtu.be/oj77DbpEVtk
>>74727742
Is that John Podesta?
>>74727775
No clue.
>>74727775
ask your little brother
>>74727742
>>74727775
Yeah. He had the same look the night Hillary lost.
holland is 100% getting traded at the deadline, probably to the cubs since their bullpen is shakey
>>74727981
I don't know who the Cubs would give up for him.
Just reminding you that the Chicago White Sox traded their dignity for no new money
>>74728093
They had not dignity to begin with.
>>74728093
so they traded nothing for nothing?
I dont see the problem
>>74728093
Jerry sold their dignity for $10,000 cash
>>74728111
Where'd the 10k come from?
>>74728093
>4 straight losing seasons
>finishing under .500 while the team across the city wins the world series
What dignity?
Rockies are over .500 this year. Cap it.
Who is the Limp Bizkit of the MLB?
Who is the Guy Fieri of the MLB?
>>74728262
>>>/pol/
How is he so handsome?
>>74728279
MLB puts the worst slogans on its shit
I can't believe the Giants blew a 3 run lead against the Cubs.
>>74728279
Its cerebral
>>74728317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjgEcEoYf0
>>74728317
take another look at last year's bullpen
>>74728317
Giants are shit.
If Gary Sanchez gets a hit off of Michael Fulmer then I'm done with baseball.
Wow Fulmer was seriously scared of Sanchez
>4 pitch walk
Gary truly is scary.
>>74728504
>>74728559
How do I unsubscribe from this blog?
>>74728678
>please stop talking about baseball wah wah
fulmer hasn't played in months
if he gets out of this with no runs and I get dubs then tigers win the WS
>>74728706
Tigers are shit.
>>74728720
You're shit faggot
He did get out of it
>>74728779
tigers are still shit though
>>74728816
finally someone says it
>>74728849
>>74728816
Fuck off fuccbois
>Adam Wainwright
Top 10 at each position, as done by MLB The Show 17.
http://www.operationsports.com/features/2714/top-10-players-at-each-position-in-mlb-the-show-17/
Who is this?
Hint: snubbed of at least 1 CYA
>Bryce Harper – Overall 90
Not 100, instantly discarded
>>74728191
Chris Russo
>detoilet
Enjoy 4th place as you sob into a pizza that's more cardboard than the box
>>74729070
dont know but those are some impressive numbers
im sure he has a few rings
>>74729057
Shit is it me or did OVRs drop across the board?
>>74729057
>two players at least 90 overall
wew lad
>Oh hey Michael, that's a nice """""""Rookie""""""" """"""""""""of"""""""""""" """"""""""""""""the"""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Year"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" award you've got there.
>>74729125
Yeah what the fuck is that ad about, "detroit style pizza"
Absolutely not something I'd choose to eat
Nobody should be eating detroit-style anything, desu
>>74729136
>>74729179
>Detroit style pizza
Does it rob you after you eat it?
>>74729179
its regular pizza with iron sediments sprinkled on it
FULMER > SANCHEZ
APOLOGIZE
Will Gary ever recover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xYYgM2e84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0atWTZz_fGM
For all you of fat fucking piece of shit cunt bags that missed it.
tiggs are shit and porcello deserved the CY over shitlander
>>74729179
It's a piece of cardboard stolen from a homeless man using it as a blanket at night when the temperature dips below 10, topped with broken glass, a thick bile and pus sauce, and served with a refreshing cup of Flint water
>>74729284
>porcello deserved the CY
>>74729284
Why you so mad at the Tigers? Butthurt whosfags?
wainwright looks rough
this is the year he gets moved to the bullpen probably
>>74729138
I guess since its opening week, they didn't want to start off with a bunch of diamonds, like I remember Cespedes was a 97 at seasons end, and drops to a 90?
>>74729345
can they afford not to start him with reyes ded? idk how deep the cards' rotation is
>>74729311
Sale deserved it. He's going to win a ring this year.
Who needs to lose in the NCAA for Gary Cohen to come back to the Mets? Or is it until the tourny is over?
>Giving up an RBI Double to Chase Headley
>getting beat that bad on an 85mph fastball down broadway
Jesus Christ Bruce just die already
>>74729457
Spring Training doesn't matter
>Giving up an RBI Double to Rob Refsnyder
>giving up 6 runs in less than two innings
>>74729494
Spring training is literally the only thing that matters.
>>74729367
looking at their depth chart they have 6 guys listed as starters including wainwright, and they have some outfield depth they could package a couple for an inning eater starter
>>74729515
You're absolutely correct, TY. I'd rather my team go undefeated in spring training than go to the World Series and lose.
>giving wilmer fucking flores a grand slam
WAINWRIGHT GIVING UP TEN (10) RUNS IN 1.2 IP
I wonder what Tim Tebow is doing right now?
>le crying man grand slam
>>74729594
I'm glad someone FINALLY had the balls to say it.
>>74729611
Fucking yer da in the ass
>>74729386
You think Boston is going to sell at the deadline already?
>>74729057
>Pence is still a top 10 RF
>>74729057
>ELEVEN DAYS
Hold me lads.
kendrys is actually stealthily quick
>mfw Derek Jeter is a legend for MLB The Show
>cecciliani grand slam
Does anyone know if flashbacks from the Show 16 are definitely in 17 or nah?
>wain-o
>>74729985
What do you think his greatest achievement in life is? Winning 5 World Series rings, or fucking some of the planets hottest bitches in their primes?
>>74730037
The women. Anyone can win the World Series
>everyone patient at the plate having intelligent at bats
>tfw we might actually play baseball this year instead of swinging really hard literally every single pitch
please dont be spring training trickery
>>74730052
Has anyone told Kershaw this yet?
>wainwright
>>74730086
Maybe Bruce Hooper should tell him
Go White Sox!
>>74730236
>drilltails
hmm
>>74730387
White Sox vs Cubs
Spring crosstown 2 boogaloo
Holland? vs Underwood Jr? Spring training whatever
No free webcast but viewable on csn and listenable on wls
Otherwise just use gameday I guess
Not much to expect this game, no exiciting youngsters except maybe Hayes
Whatever
>>74730436
As long as it passes the time by.
>>74730504
Aaaand saved
>opening day tickets at guaranteed rate field still avalible
>>74730537
The lesson in brand suicide will be swift and brutal
>>74730576
>name change won't happen until 2030
Watch as they'll change it to something worse once it ends.
>>74730611
Hello and welcome to beautiful 1-877-K A R S cars for kids park!
>>74730611
>implying they won't be in Montreal by then
Saladman having himself quite a spring
Even though now he can relax knowing he'll have the 2b position since blaw is gone?
Tigers about to be no hit hahahaha
>>74730734
>spring training
>holland
Well we already knew he sucks
based brewers
What did he mean by this?
>>74730945
No really what did the Boston Red Sox writer mean by this?
Simcox
Diaz
And Romine
Can they get a hit?
>>74730967
No
>>74730967
2 left
We're going to build a wall to keep all these frog posting shitposters out of /mlb/ and they're going to pay for it.
GO CUBS
>tiggers
That was pretty funny actually lol
Was that part of Brads plan?
The Yankees are winning the 2017 World Series, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Masahiro Tanaka
Chasen Shreve
Jordan Montgomery
Typical Spring Training no hitter
>detoilet
>All the Who can talk about all the new ad space they've sold and still in damage control over Guaranteed Rape.
>>74731142
Gonna be in damage control over it for a long time
The best we fans can do is embrace it
>gspot
Be nice to the Tigers /mlb/. Their owner passed away recently.
>>74731227
>fanbase full of obnoxious self-entitled fucks before their fanbase died towards the beginning of last season
Karma's a bitch.
>Kahnle
We dont need st to know hes shit
Daily reminder that the Chicago White Sox had to blow up their 2016 roster because of a 12 year old child.
>>74731467
They blew it up because they finished under .500 for the 4th straight year though.
Test
>>74731550
YAY! you did it!
>>74731467
All of the players that came out in support of Drake, Chris Sale, Adam Eaton and Papa LaRoche, are all gone now. Ironically, they were the best players on the team.
Ooh Kopech now
inb4 kobust
Nats desu senpai
>getting no hit in spring training
>>74731631
>laroche
>best anything
Reminder that the White Sox beating the Cubs in Spring Training is their version of winning the World Series these days.
>>74731658
He was good until the Whos ruined him.
>>74731703
They're not even close to beating them.
>>74731717
Pretty sure he ruined himself just like samardzija, rios, and dunn before him.
>detoilet
>kitties
>no hit
>by tanaka and literally whos
>>74731884
detroit-style baseball
>>74731738
>>74731738
The Chicago White Sox; where perfectly good players go to die.
hello can you describe to me in a single sentence how maeda and oh are doing?
>>74731907
Shit
0 Runs 0 Hits 3 Errors
>>74731926
Detroit style baseball
>>74731926
White Sox?
>>74731907
I do not know Maeda or Oh personally but i would assume they are doing well with their successful careers and all their money
>>74731936
Not this time.
>>74731898
Yeah that sounds about right.
Kopech gives me cold heart some warm hope
Its gonna be while till we see him up but cant wait if he keeps this up
>>74731057
>naming your son Chasen
What did the Shreves mean by this?
>>74718069
>tfw I want to roto but nobody ever makes one
I mean I like H2H but depending on the scoring system you always seem to be able to exploit either starter or closer spam
>>74732013
Got a better name for a Schreve?
>>74732013
I thought that making up nonsensical names and cursing their children with them was purely the domain of African American parents.
>>74732055
Steve
>>74732055
Sheev
>loobkey
1. Trea Turner, SS
2. Adam Eaton, CF
3. Bryce Harper, RF
4. Daniel Murphy, 2B
5. Anthony Rendon, 3B
6. Jayson Werth, LF
>7. The Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman, 1B
8. Matt Wieters, C
>>74732358
no hit by a Nip and a couple of literal ?whos
>what did detroit mean by this?
>>74732462
That its spring
IT'S ONLY FUCKING SPRING TRAINING WITHOUT 3 OF THEIR BEST PLAYERS FUCK OFF
>>74732516
>Tiggys
>>74732516
>det0-27et
>>74731652
*chokes*
>detoilet
>>74732539
The sad part is I just remembered Ventura is gona
>>74730037
Hot bitches with no tabloid shit and gift baskets over world series
>>74732516
>tigays
>>74732516
Detroit Fire Sale when?
>>74732516
thanks for making 24-3 the second worst loss of the spring
Delmonico! For when Davidson fails
>>74732552
The Montreal franchise was a shambles when it came to DC 12 years ago. No players at the MLB level and a depleted farm devoid of talent. Starting pitchers that would have struggled at the AA level. They lost 100 games in consecutive seasons not that long ago. They have a good owner and a god GM and have become consistent contenders. They have as good a chance to win it all in the next couple years as anybody. They had a few heartbreaking playoff series losses, but at least they didn't get swept. Could be worse.
>>74732831
WHERE'S
Cubs win! Cubs win!
>>74732516
>Canadian detoilet fans
l o l
gg cubs
6 runs from Holland and kahnle who we know sucks
Delmonico dinger
And salad triple
Eh
>>74732876
Oh and of course 2 great innings by Kopech
>5 Ks
Mmmm
>>74732855
MY DOG?
>>74732876
Probably a taste of what's to come this season. Hard to believe we are at under three weeks to go.
Wew lad
>>74732915
Starters/mid relief lit up while offense provides too little too late
Sounds definitely about right
Seth Beer here we come
>>74732986
He'll still strike everyone in this thread out. Other than me.
>>74732986
tfw too intelligent for statcast
>>74733208
statcast is even simpler and easier to understand than normal advanced stats
>>74733100
not me buddy
Im 5'2" and could probably draw a walk
>>74733262
I'm over 500 pounds. I'll just hang a roll of blubber over the plate, get hit by the first pitch and waddle down to 1st base.
>detoilet
Reminder that Detroit's best put up zero (zero) hits against A ball level prospects
wow
>>74733208
If I stabbed your head repetitively with a sharp pencil, would you die?
Seriously, if you looked like that in real life, I would have this overwelming urge to just start stabbing your soft, mushy, head with a pointy stick.
>>74733389
>Tanaka
>A level
>>74733544
*pokes you with a stick*
>B-but they had Tanaka for two innings!
Your opening day starters should have been able to put up one single hit against Rookie ball relief.
The season's over.
An investigation by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission has determined that former Miami Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez was responsible for the violent boat crash that killed him and two others off the coast of South Beach last September.
According to David Ovalle of the Miami Herald, the investigation determined that Fernandez was driving the boat at top speed (65 mph) the night it crashed, and he was intoxicated while doing it. Those two findings ultimately led to the conclusion that Fernandez was responsible for the accident.
>>74733753
Investigators made the conclusion because the physical damage to Fernandez’s body matched the damage on the boat’s center console. His DNA was also found on the throttle and steering wheel.
How many hits will Kershaw give up to an Ms ss?
>>74733886
you mean segura?
kershaw has a given up a .154 avg and 308 OPS to segura over his career so probably not many
>>74733933
i meant Mariners split squad
>no hit in march
>>74733665
It was 4 and 1/3
And they all had 1 more AB against a WHO which were a ground out, strike out and a line out you dweeb
>>74733665
Why are whos fans so faggoty?
>>74734022
>>74734032
No hit by Rookie ball Detroit Tigers starting lineup 2017 can't make it up ahaha
eheheh
>>74734041
>starting lineup
@74734041
>starting lineup
No more (You)'s
>W-we're missing Miggy and Tanaka pitched THREE whole innings! So really getting no-hit by rookie relief is OK really
>if you think about it
>metrics I deem fair
>>74734092
What team are you a fan of?
>>74734092
>rookie
>not even first year single A or double A caliber pitchers
Will you ever get tired of being wrong?
>>74734104
this is some batsu level shit
>>74734129
And the Tanaka and co?
>>74734129
martinez, castellanos, upton, avila are all starters for the tigies arent they
>>74734166
not Avila
>>74734129
There's like 6 starters in that lineup with 16 ABs. And they got no-hit by a pitcher with an elbow held together with staples and old gum and a couple scrub minor league relievers. Wow
>>74715884
Original mo'Lester here. Why'd you steal my name bruh? j/k, I don't give a fuck. Also, I used to hate Hawk, because he wasn't that great about showing respect to opposing teams (particularly the Cubs), but these days he's comic relief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBwNiZmnSDM
Also, I fucking love Matt Vasgersian. I used to watch Padres games (big Tony Gwynn fan). Just listen to his call on Baez's home-run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bySJ3BX_1fY
He has a serious crush on Baez, but then again, who doesn't.
>>74734152
>curious
>pull up at bat to see who the pitchers were
>we all know tanaka
>some know shreves, hes actually on the club
>last 4 innings of no hitter by Jordan Montgomery
>click his name to load his page
>get this
>give it a bit
>still spinning
>wait a little while more
>still spinning
>make this post
>still spinning
>>74734176
C - McCann
DH - V. Martinez
1B - Cabrera
2B - Kinsler
SS - Iglesias
>3B - Castellanos
>LF - Upton
CF - >
>RF - J. Martinez
>>74734186
Actually if you actually watched Hawk you'll know he actually has nothing buy respect for other teams. Hes constantly always talking up other teams players and people and always pointing out thier good plays or potential in the past. Example throughout like 2011-2014 hawk never shut up about how good the Royals farm was and especially Hosmer (Boy I tell you that kid is going to be something special). And sure enough they went to two world series and won one.
Hawk was right.
>>74733544
It would be extremely painful.
>>74734241
I'm talking about 20 or so years ago when I liked both Chicago teams (was more of a fan of Big Hurt and Bo Jackson than the team though).
>when I liked both Chicago teams
>>74734369
They were both equally shitty so no one cared
"Ahah my teams drought is only 20 years less than your teams almost 100 year drought" wasnt really much to brag about
n00b here, what team should I buy an mlb.tv package for? im looking for the most entertaining team, not necessarily the best
>>74734213
CF starter was probably in that lineup at some point. Even if Avila doesn't start, him and Infante are veterans who started for years. Still no reason to get no hit by a nobody
will they ever get a ring?
>>74734396
Honestly I can't even call Collins or Mahtook a starting CF but that's what it's coming to and >Avila >good.. Infante has been playing pretty well though in ST I know but do you remember when the Dodgers got no hit? Let's discuss that instead
>>74734396
>Tanaka
>nobody
>>74734444
4 4s confirm
Yankees confirmed for playoffs
>get to watch based Javy Baez play at Petco
>>74734496
>Javier Baez
>based
I'd rather watch Puig. Better defense and equally streaky bat.
>>74734676
>better defense
Arguable desu
>>74734826
tfw no qt Captain
>>74734826
S T R O
H
O
W
>>74734826
>that twist in the wrist
>>74734880
that isnt the issue for pitchers, the problem is really sharp downward elbow angles on the wind up
Danny Salazar is smoking the Rags rn
>>74734395
the team closest to home
>>74731057
>>74732013
>>74732055
Shreve sounds like it could become a wigger euphemism for pussy in a few years
>I been chasen shreve since I was born
anybody wanna do a Yahoo Auction draft tonight at 10 pm CT? ID is 109426
>>74734967
>yahoo
>tfw hearing jon miller's voice for the first time this year
feels good man
>>74734967
>yahoo
Lmfao dude
DANNY
>>74735031
>not owning an AM radio and having listened to a few ST games on KNBR already
wew lad
>unironically phoneposting
>>74735142
are you that fat guy who catches balls
>>74735157
Yes
>>74735161
How can I get one?
>>74735142
>tfw I can't phonepost in public because some asshole got my IP range banned
Hiroshimoot actually did something good for once
Game thread
>>74735186
>>74735186
>>74735186
>>74735186
>>74735085
what?
>>74735196
Be fat
>>74735200
That happened to my IP range as well
>>74735224
Salazar with
NINE
I
N
E
Ks tonight so far
>my teams window is closed/closing
>our three best players are free agents this off season
>none of them will resign
>at least two of them will resign with divisional opponents
>my team will go back to sucking again and baseball will no longer be fun
>>74735238
oh
thought you were talking to me
>>74735260
>he cant have fun when his team sucks
Fucking casual fairweathers
>>74735260
>my team won in the second year of their window
>window is open until at least 2020
Feels good
>>74735260
>my teams ace is probably putting up a 4+ era this year and will never be an ace again
>this is their last year of "contention" before the window closes
>the most that window got them was a meaningful 161.5 games a few years ago
>>74735260
royals?
>>74735260
>baseball will no longer be fun
baseballs always fun stupid
>Cain
>>74735313
>this delusion
Cubs' window closes after this year
>>74733344
Boogie?
>>74735428
He might never strike out a major league player again.
>mfw I was about to click the Post button when he Ks the third out of the inning
>>74735286
It's awful when my team sucks. I still watch the games, but it just becomes depressing.
Congratulations to Mitch Hanniger of the Seattle Mariners for being the first man in all of spring training to land on first base against Clayton Kershaw.
Congratulations to Leonis Martin, Danny Valencia, and Tyler O'Neil for striking out in between.
At least you tried :)
>>74736016
If only he was as good in October as he is in March.
>>74736016
I'm hyped for based Mitch
stat discovery:
Tangotiger has discovered that league platoon differential is due to strikeouts and home runs only, and that BABIP is not a factor.
this is probably more significant in rating pitchers than hitters. but it exists.
>stroman
thanks Jays
JUST
>>74736016
He should get some sort of ring for that
>a pitcher for the only Canadian team is blowing a game for the US
interesting
>His mother is Puerto Rican,[55] making him eligible to represent Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic
TREASON
what did mlb.com mean by this?
this games great
glad i spent 120 on mlb.tv so i could watch any game i wanted
>Kershit
based morse
I really hope he makes the team
>>74736939
is oneill legit?
i have gotten my prospect hopes up way too many times to be hurt again
>>74736963
I hope so, but he is a leaf.
just have to wait and see
Reminder that Verlander gave A-Rod his 3000th hit
>>74737040
ok?
>>74733886
KERSH GETTING BTFO
>Kershit can't even be clutch in pre-season
>its a USA rallies episode
>Miller
>ump's strike zone in the WBC
Jesus, how much did Team PR pay him?
This is a nice boy before he joined the white sox
>rags
>>74738535
my thoughts exactly
this is him after the white sox
Based drob and nasty nate holding the gap
Come on close it
Damn...
>>74738535
You're a fucking faggot posting with my name.
FUCKING NETHERLANDS ARE IN THE SEMIS AND THE US WON'T BE
THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE BASEBALL IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>74738918
but hes the first molester
Discuss
>>74738974
don't jinx it
>>74738974
Its the mariners year
>>74738974
Yankees v. Mariners ALCS confirmed.
USA vs DR play in game
I'm fucking hyped lads
>>74739004
Heh, you mean World Series
APRIL IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, BOYS
Is Matt Cain a Hall of Famer?
>Cain had the 10th-best earned run average (ERA) in the NL in 2007, but he finished second in the league with 16 losses due to poor run support.
>Cain only won 13 games in 2010, but he saved his best pitching for the playoffs, as he did not allow an earned run any of the three playoff games he pitched in as the Giants won their first World Series since 1954.
>In 2011, Cain won 12 games and had a 2.88 ERA. Cain threw the 22nd perfect game in Major League Baseball history on June 13, 2012. He had a 16–5 record during the regular season, and he finished sixth in NL Cy Young Award voting.
>He won every series-clinching playoff game for the Giants as they won the 2012 World Series.
CUBES
U
B
E
S
>>74739562
None of that is impressive.
Where is the CYA? Where is that monster season with 20 games won? Where's the season he posted a sub 3 ERA?
>>74739562
>10th-best earned run average (ERA)
not hof worthy
>of the three playoff games
3 games does not determine hof eligibility
>>In 2011, Cain won 12 games and had a 2.88 ERA. Cain threw the 22nd perfect game in Major League Baseball history on June 13, 2012. He had a 16–5 record during the regular season, and he finished sixth in NL Cy Young Award voting.
Impressive season. Did he have 15 more like it?
>He won every series-clinching playoff game for the Giants as they won the 2012 World Series.
3 games does not determine hof eligibility
you did not say a single thing that makes me think he belongs in the hall, other than having a delicious sandwich named after him
>>74739842
He had a sub 3 ERA in 4 of his seasons although 2005 hardly counts
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cainma01.shtml
>>74739562
>Cainer
>HoF
If you are a Giants fan, please leave our fanbase.
>>74739881
But isn't bumshit better than Kershaw and Pedro?
>>74732831
*choking intensifies*
>>74739994
no one is talking about bum you idiot
>>74739562
>Is Matt Cain a Hall of
Stopped reading right there, the answer is he won't get a single vote on the ballot
>>74740144
He'll get one from me
>Matt Cain still employed
>Ty Blach not yet in the rotation
>>74739562
>Is Matt Cain a Wall of Famer?
ftfy
To that, the answer is yes.
>>74740203
Fortunately you don't have a vote.
Asking if Matt Cain is a Hall of Famer is like asking if Jeff Samardjiza is a Hall of Famer. Not only is the answer 'no', the question gets you strange looks.
Reminder that the 2017 Detroit Tigers opening day starting lineup got no-hit by legitimate AA ball relief pitching. Lol
Do you trust this man to run out a home run?
>>74741427
>Trusting that man
>Ever
>>74741427
Yes. The man just has a trustworthy face. I'd trust him to take my wife to the movies, but just as friends.
marcus stroshit
le infinite ERA man
>>74738963
That's absolutely false though. Why would you assume that?
Don't forget to wear your ballcap all over the damn place on April 3. If you fail to do this your favorite player will die on a boak and your team will relocate to Montreal.
>>74743467
Curved brim only tho
>>74743467
I don't wear hats, but I'm going to the game. Does that count?
>>74743495
Look at this fag
>rags
>>74743672
You hear that a lot wearing flat brim hats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k-j-4jjd-o
>>74743495
Your post has been approved by the commisioner.
>>74743524
Please cover your head with a licensed hat, pretty pleeeeease.
>>74743467
I left my cap at another place
Can I just make do with a jacket?
>>74743840
>jacket
Montreal Whos, here we come
GUARANTEED
>>74743880
I GYAH-RAHN-TEE!
>>74743936
You're doing it right, OP
I'm feeling it