/hoc/

>>74711525

faget

first for test

>>74711697
we're not posting in your faggy anime thread we're splitting off

2nd for marner

>>74711726
third for the leaf behind every loss to a florida team

>anime on /sp/
spic tier posting

Thanks for the new thread Satan

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>>74711751
>implying tampon gay isn't going to lose their 2 remaining games to the laffs
>implying he isles won't choke

WOOHOO

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Good thread

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>>74711768

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>>74711666
thank you sweden

have an ice fishing big buff

the Player's Tribune seems to be a good read, thnks to the ameribro who suggested it.

>>74711782
>leafs: the epitome of 3rd period choke this season will not choke harder than islels and tampon

I deleted all my posts in the other thread :^]

LGTSS:
>1967
>LA77S

>>74711847
the islanders are even worse than the laffs, they just lost to them 7-1. tampa is going to lose both games to the leafs, cap this.

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>mad at the leafs

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Strong meme power will come to your team but only if you reply to this post with "Go Sharks"

>>74711835
yeah, players tribune has some good stuff and some stuff that really isn't great.

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>>74711929
Fuck McDavid and fuck Edmonton

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Are we still bullying from the last thread? I'm down for either.

>rags

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>>74711929
this isn't a leaf thread

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make your picks for tonight lads
>PHI@NJ
>WPG@NYI
>NSH@WSH
>FLA@CBJ
>MIN@CAR
>Laffs@TB
>CHI@OTT
>BOS@EDM
>DET@ARI
>DAL@VAN
>BUF@LA
>STL@SJ

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>mfw a canadian was autistic near me

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>>74712013
screw you this crappy thread got out official and good thread deleted, so now we're going to post about whatever the hell we want, starting with why toronto is awesome and finland sucks

i'll start: they're next to sweeden and russia which are shitholes, and they've got shit flowing in from both sides

>>74711966
both Draper's story and another one I read from Igor Larionov were excellent. I think it's great that player's have this creative outlet for another form of their creativity. Good unions have their own papers you know.

>>74711972
we need to make the internet mean again

>>74712111
phi
wpg
wsh
cbj
min
tb
bos
det
van
buf
stl

>>74712111
>Philty
>Islelders
>Trashville
>Panthlels(least leddit team)
>Mild
>Lgbtning
>snes
>ruins
>yotes
>vanpooper
>buffalel
>blose

>>74712111
>devlels
>jets: based laine edition
>caps
>panthers
>canes for some reason even they won't know
>blots: based rookie edition
>snes
>oilels
>yotes
>stars
>kongs but just barely
>shorks because no one cares

>>74712154
Toronto is a shithole and I live here

>janitor cleaned up the leafanime thread
based

>People actually picking Tampa to win games
Wew it's been a while lads

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>>74712172
I shit on your doorstep go and have a look. I was even fellated by you Vietnamese neighbor while I did it.

I called my turd Mitch Marner and walked away.

>>74712275
>implying Hedman isn't turning his leafblower on full speed

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>>74712232
and now we have to post in this crappy and also late thread

garbage

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>>74712296
Edmonton can't even into a flying W

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>>74712322
hedman for norris. you heard it here first lads.

Doughty is such garbage, why does everyone suck his dick? He's good at nothing. Not a huge point producer, not good in analytic stats, and has more turnovers than people like Burns and Karlsson who are point producing rush defensemen. I'll never understand why everyone sucks this trash's dick.

excuse me, but Karlsson is going to win this (in actuality, burns is going to win this because of canadian rigging)

>>74712568
>>74712488
for (You) :)

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>>74712568
they should mix it up and give it to Lindholm, he deserves it and has just as much impact on his team as Karlsson but in a different way

>>74712567
canadian rigging

>>74712612
wow

and to think that Lindholm and Rakell will stay with Anaheim for a long while
based anaheim gm

>>74712612
>corsi

t. plebbit

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>>74711666
>jealous of leafs shitposting

>>74712567
>why does everyone suck his dick?

what? everybody hates him, including his team's fans

>>74712667
>thinking corsi has no impact
Try watching a player that has a garbage corsi rating, odds are he's your worst player and the one you're cursing at the most

>>74712742
>kongs fans hate Doughty
you know they're saying "dreeeeewwww" not booing him, right? I hope

>>74712805
I didn't say it has no impact. It's just not a very comprehensive measurement. FENWICK is much better.

>>74712843
Lindholm is even better FENWICK though, he's by far Anaheim's best defensemen

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>>74712568
based burns

>Cassidy is 12-3
Is he elite? Or is he just not incompetent and knows how to use great young offensive players?

>>74712166
True, its owned by Jeter who is one of the smartest athletes.
They've got some good articles on all sports, including hockey.

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How we increase scoring in the NHL, bros?

>>74713092
more finns and black players

>>74713092
Make a rule that goalers cannot be born in North America.

>>74713143
As defensemen and goalies maybe

>>74712488
His stats compared to Karlsson are pretty crazy considering how little mention Hedman gets.

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Was the Gold Medal match the greatest game we will watch in our lifetimes?

>>74711666
meh

what time is the laine game in finnish time
you never know because of this gay ass summer times

Who should I draft as my first pick in NHl17 fantasy draft?

>>74713442
it's tomorrow go to bed

>>74713442
1:00

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>>74713442
01:00
Summer time? When?

>>74713324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE1ZbYsG9_Q

this was literally the best game of hockey i have ever watched in my entire life.

there wasn't one moment in that match that didn't keep you on your toes

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>Kärpät

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>>74713442
1 bong 15 bings from now

>>74713480
>>74713493
EBIN 1 hour early games

luv it

>>74713442
if you come to sweden, the match will start 1 hour earlier

>>74713538
Finland-Russia wjc final was better but that was good one as well.

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>>74713550

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>>74713550
>>74713577
stop

>>74713556
>you came to the wrong neighborhood boi

>>74713472
mcdavid

>>74713324
Most probably i don't think the 2002 game came close to it

>>74713680
>>74713324
2006

>>74713592
Kärpät without Marjis and Aho simply can't succeed

>>74713324
if by gold medal match you mean the gold medal game of world champoionships 1995, then yes.

>>74713699
what about it

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>make first major professional sports team in vegas
>2 teams are going to relocate
>another doesnt have an arena
>the hovel of buttman

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hola migos

>>74714057
>mexico
>not a leafs fan

>>74713324
>Tfw I was there.
>tfw no other sport moment I see live will ever possibly match it

I'm angry

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>>74714057
such a shit flag

>>74713538
>1-0 game
>ever interesting
no

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Can you believe Sid was only 22 years old?

>>74714309
>2010 was 30 years ago
just fucking end it

>>74714428
wtf that would make me almost 50

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>>74714428
>tfw 57 now
at least you goddamn kids will get off my lawn

@74714270

>/hoc/ invading /vp/ last night
Which of ya fuckers was this?

alright lets get this thing moving.

>20 years no cup
ITT canada fucking apologizes

>>74714645
>canadian team has never won a cup in your lifetime
interesting

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a Finn.

You're bored, tweeting about your fucking memes and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other people. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see Canadians, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a Finn.

>>74714686
FUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG

>>74714686
>bolts getting hot
>stammer soon
>bout to squeak into the playoffs
cup run inevitable
rip caps

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>>74714686
>>74714750
>le invisible playoff man misses the only part of the hockey season he does anything

Enjoy your first round exit if you even make it.

>>74714776
>already damage controlling

What happened to Collberg and De La Rose, frogs?

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>>74714686
based stammer the hammer.
kucherov for ross/hart combo. heard it here first.

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>>74714678

>>74711968
What did he mean by this???

>spend over 100 dollars on Windows 10
>can't play webms
literally what the fuck microsoft

>>74714776
>bolts are only good because stamkos
>stamkos is invisible
select 1 buddy.

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>>74714831
Thank you for Filps, buddy

>>74714972
>blots fan
""we"" tanked after he got injured. Not saying ""we"" rely on him, but it would explain Yzermans unexpected trading frenzy. All of the veterans got injured around the same time, and ""we"" kept pulling rookies from the Crunch expecting ALL of the chaos to make up for that one knee injury derail. Somehow, everyones surprised that having a brand new roster every week doesn't give birth to team "synergy" after he hit the panic button mid-season and now 13 players are rookies from the Crunch. ""We"" aren't making the playoffs this year, and I'm fine with that. This has been a shit year from start to finish and all of ""our"" experienced players keep getting injured. At this point, Namestnikov should just stay out for the rest of the season.

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>Radulov wants 8 years
>Patches needs to get pay
>Weber signed at 8M for the next 9 years
>Chucky needs to get pay
>Dumb bargain prolly going to re-sign Marko, Emelin & Plekanec
>Bargainbin get fleeced by player agents everytime anyway

Sometimes i wish i could go back in time

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>>74715213
I was going to post this, then realized you just said they never learn.

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>>74714831
Tfw disney owl

>>74715213
Radulov 5 x 6.25
Pacioretty 6 x 7.75
Galchenyuk 8 x 6.75
Price 6 x 8.5

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>>74714967
I can't get webbums to work in Safari

Arizona: 69GP 20ROW 60PTS
Colorado: 69GP 20ROW 43PTS

When are they going to change the garbo point system bros?

Go Jets Go

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>>74715364
Whats Safari?

>>74715416
Laine hattrick
Matthews 0+0 -3

>>74715458
Nice jinx

>>74715364
>watching webms in a zoo when you are there to watch animals
what are you doing

>>74715458
dont forget the game misconduct for unsportsmanlike conduct towards laine

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>>74715542

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>>74715542
>Swedish humor

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Laine

>Isles already winning

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>winnipoo

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PAY RESPECT TO THE ZAGREB HOCKEY TEAM WHOMST IS LEAVING THE KHL

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>winnipoo already taking stupid penalties

is this the power of laine?

>>74715745
>there was a croatian team in the khl
how many times did they travel to vladivostok?

Is Ho-Sang the most elite NHL player to ever exist?

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what the fuck

>>74715804
100% absolutely, the NHL will be renamed the ho-sang hockey league after his career is over

Friendly reminder that the Stanley Cup winning Blackhawks lost to the Zurich Lions

>>74711794
whoa, is that a kiiski?

vote, faggots

http://www.strawpoll.me/12545721
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>>74715846
No, it's a buffalo

>>74715846
Abborre

what is bitch in Swedish? my gf is Swedish.

>>74715856
If people are going to bitch when someone wears number 66, might as well bitch about players wearing number 4 or 9.

>>74715904
a bitch = en subba
the bitch = subban

>>74715904
how many somalians has she banged?

>>74715904
>>74715922
slyna is more common tho

subba is just fun because PK Subban = The Politically Correct Bitch

>>74715833

And? Is there a point to that?

>>74715906
while I totally think it's fine for ho-sang to wear 66, I don't buy that its the same as wearing 4 or 9. those numbers are far too common, plus theyre only one digit. 66 is like 78, 95 or 98

hello how do I get a gf who likes hockey and does not like blackhawks/kongaroos/trans gey

WHY IS WILD LOSING ALL OF THE SUDDEN MAKE IT STOP

>>74715929
she fucked a danish dude before that's it. fucking danes.

>>74715938
That the NHL's "dynasty" lost to a glorious NLA team that was in an average season

Imagine thinking Erik Karlsson isn't the best defenseman of his generation.

LOL
O
L

>>74715965
if your gf likes hockey she's
1. closet lesbian
2. looking at other men she will think about later when pulling herself

>>74715966
Welcome to the state of hockey. People like to choke there.

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BACKSTROM

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which SHL crest is your favourite

>>74715998
i would like to remind u swedish woman are far more slutty than most other woman

>>74716023
VIK Vasteras HK

>>74716007
>>74715993
my favourite kind of posts

>>74716044
>>74716044
>>74716044

Leafs @ Lightning

>>74716023
Whichever one Dahlin aka Next Karlsson is playing for, which I believe is Rogle.

>>74716023
Djurgården

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>>74716042
what kind of pokemon is this

>>74716072
zoobat

>>74716072
Cuckeon

>>74715966
finlan look at wut u did. now granny scored a shorty

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>>74716066
>>74716070
good choices

>>74716023
Rogle

>>74716072
The only reason i picked this is because the best Swedish player played there

>>74716148
Backlund for Selke

>>74714678
>with a welfare check for your heritage disease that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

contriboot

>>74716195
>Backlund

I meant Nick Lidstrom senpai

>>74716265
>lidstrom better than the pride of sami

>>74716289
>>74716265
>forgetting the legend himself, Tommy Salo

Are the jets playing the kongs?

MATTHEWS FINALLY!!!

>>74716328
>Tommy

I didn't include goalies in players, but you would be right

>>74716023
what team has a beetle as their logo? yuck. but also interesting

some you can't see completely

first would be Linkopping. It's badass.

then the one next to it, with the red background.

third would be the 1st one in the upper left corner, it has a traditional feel to it and brings validity to the sport.

cmon sons

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kulli-mikke is elite

LET'S GO DE-VOLS

what a shot by Palmieri

>>74716370
>Lulea
>Good

lul

Marchand will make McMeme his bitch tonight. He'll win the Fart Ross, Rocket, Hart, Lindsay and Conn Smythe, mark my words.

NHL '94 jsut announced as best hockey video game ever by MSG

>>74716447
I will gladly fuck your words

Flyers need to get their shit together stat. One does not simply fuck Pens in the ass and in the next game be the receiver by the fucking devlels

>>74716461
>NHL 94

Kek, it's not even the best hockey game on the console.

Brett Hull's hockey 95 for SNES is the best 2D hockey game

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>>74716370
Beetle team is Karlskrona. The beetle is official animal of the province where Karlskrona is. https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekoxe

Linköping looks like it was drawn by a 12 year old aspiring anime enthusiast.

Luleå is one of my favourites as well. It's a grizzly bear.

Brynäs has the traditional feel. I like their shirts.

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>>74716421
>3dpd

>>74716525
>Karlskrona

royalists? no thanks

I like simple and minimalist designs. That's why Linkopping came first.

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>>74716538
>implying

>>74716569
i will heem you

GUD BEVARE KONUNGEN

>>74716586
what the hell does heem even stand for?? I don't know! i see it all the time

TOD AM KONUNGEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ti2G8Xluw

Brass Bonanza tbf

FUUUCK, IS THIS QUENNEVILLE'S FIRST SHIFT???

>they didn't believe in zacha and quenneville


oh you "ll see
you 'll all see

Not sure how I feel about these Islels jerseys
Kinda neat looking but not Islanders looking

>>74716657
you don't need to feel anything, goy

their purpose is solely to make money, not feels

Barclay's BTFO by Caps owner on CSN

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>>74716657
is it the all black ones? I feel lukewarm about them

>>74716700
sup czechbro

won anything?

HENRIQUE SQUAAAAAAAAAARS

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>yfw the bruins ruin the oilers

>islels
Just let two guys hack at their goalie and didn't beat the crap out of them. I miss fighting in hockey.

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>people born in the 80's are going to start turning 40 soon

>>74716758
>People born in 2000 will be buying alcohol and dying for their country soon
even worse feel tbvh

Sens-Hawks is pretty fun so far

>>74716758
not even 30 granpa
enjoy death and walkers

>>74716758
ha. old fart.
t.23... from the 90s

>no new hockey game on the PC
Don't the jews at EA know that consoles are dead

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>flyass

PLAYOFFS?

MORE LIKE PLAY ONS

islels btfo

>brooklyn islels

lol, Voracheck just slipped like a cartoon

>>74716896
>EA
>Making good choices
Choose one

>>74716896
what would hoc/ put in the perfect hockey videogame

>>74716896
>hokkei game on PC
that would sell like 10 copies

>>74716946
career injuries happen every second game

all young players have a chance to randomly "bust" and forget to play hockey mid stride

>>74716946
being able to beat the fans

>>74716982
Not just the young ones

>>74717011
Milbury pls

>>74716956
More than 20k people actively play a mod of NHL 04, putting it on steam would have it sell really well especially since it'd be the first fucking hockey game on pc since nhl 09

Isles should give this game up

>>74716946
being able to play as the ref

>>74716946
2v2 big head mode like in NHL 05.

>>74717030
season*

>>74716946
concessions stand wagecuck simulator mini game

SIIMONDS DENIED

THE BEST PLAYER OF THE LEAGUE JSUT GOT DENIED

>>74716946
Be a referee career mode
Make bad calls and you have to dodge mail bombs and acid attacks and shit

this is not good

3 on 5?

>>74717127
amazing

>>74717098
>BEST PLAYER OF THE LEAGUE
lmao

>>74717098
>Simiands
>best play in the league
uh...

>>74717175
did he get best all-star mvp? that's all I need to know buddy
Stats don't mean nothing to me.

>>74717189
>Stats don't mean nothing to me.
thank you for acknowledging you are retarded, m8

>>74717189
>best player in a shinny tourney

Greece, no one cares about NJ or Philly. Both are irrelevant.

>>74717173
everybody can see it was my idea

>>74717200
>>74717201

>cookie? do you mean a bisquottio?

>>74717189
You call him the best because he's black and you want to gargle his black cock, don't try to hide this fact by pretending to give a shit about some irrelevant meme game

>>74717217
Freud would call that projecting.

>>74717213
>cookie? do you mean a bisquottio?
no, I mean baklava is for AIDS-ridden chimps that should be gassed. like you, mehmetopoulos

>>74717251
is your derrier a little incensed?

>>74717271
not as bad as yours, i understand pederasty does quite a number back there.

>clots

99.9% EFFECTIVE

>>74717289
>bantz

OH CANADA
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT'S LOVE
IN ALL THY SONS COMMAAAAAAND

WITH GLOWING HEARTS
WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AAAAND FREE

FROM FAR AND WIDE
OH CANADA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE


GOD KEEP OUR LAND
GLORIOUS AND FREE

OH CANADA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

OH CAAAAAAANADA
WE STAND ON GUARD
FOR
THEE

What do you think of those red/green NJ jerseys, Costas? I very much dislike the color combination desu.

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>>74717403
>TFW, in fact, from England
little off there, mehmetopoulos

>>74717412
it's the classic and original.

>>74717450
I wasn't referring to you however. I just needed to sing the national anthem of the best country in the history of country-nations. Do you think everything revloves around you? For someone from england, you must have french roots.

>>74717515
you randomly throw national anthem lyrics at me and don't expect to get corrected? how the mighty have fallen.

the best possible outcome tonight, for me... would be marchand slewfooting mcdavid, killing him instantly and leading to marchand being suspended and imprisoned

>>74717577
pretty sure marchand wouldn't even get 2 min

this slimy rat has its ways

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>>74717577

GAMETHREAD, LADS
>>74717662

>>74717466
Classics can be crap too

>Booby Ryan

Wew. Best thing you did this year was deleting your Twitter account

>>74717577
>mcdavid drawing a penalty

good joke

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dont fuck this up for us jest

HALL! WHAT A GOAL!

>>74717684
sure. I don't mind however.

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THAT FUCKING REFPUCK WTF?!

>>74717752
Bastard killed Mason with his dekes

Hall literally broke Mason


Flyers fans, it's not too late to switch teams

>>74717782
I 'm glad we 're watching the game together

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THE MAN

THE LEADER

THE LEGEND

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>grease
>binland
smells like shit in here

>>74717864
I was too before Flyers folded totally..

>>74717929
it's not your fault
the Devils just realised they could still make the ploffs.

>>74717900
you're not helping.

>>74717989
to be fair, neither are you, mart sharter

who thinks Isles can pull off a victory?a

Blatant trip by chara right in front of ref


No call

Lol this ref hate for Canada is obvious

How come Carolina has such a bad record? They are awesome.

btw you should all read Igor Larionov's article in the player's tribune

>>74718029
LEL, BTFO
AMERICA BLOWN TO PIECES
OH JESUS OF THE LATTER DAY MOTHER MARYS, IT'S ANOTHER NINTH OF NOVEMBER

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>>74718051
Pic related

You can only reply to this if your prime minister got beat up by Chandler Bing

RASKY BUISNESS

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>mild

>>74718075
I'm praying Ned is the next Price and helps us push into the playoffs next year.

OILERs confirmed for Stan lee
Suck my cock

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>Hey Mild

Fucking mongol

Need a webm of that mcdavid assist

EMPTY NETTER

>>74718374
first_primary_assist_of_the_season.webm

>>74711782
reminder that I told you all

>Preds are actually good in 3v3 now

What went right?

Last time I visited /sp/ was before I got my new phone last summer. What's the Matthews and Laine hype like around here?

Thank you Sweden

>>74718511
>le no points in 6 games man
>le score on own net man

Both are busts

>>74718511
Murray for Calder

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>>74718551
This. Aho is the patrician rookie

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>>74711666
Jackets, checking those satan trips desu

Glory Days

>>74718511
>Auston ''what is consistency?'' Matthews
>Patrick ''gotta put the puck in the net and it doesn't matter which one'' Laine

>>74718511
despite all the own net memes laine has 60 points in 55 games despite missing like 5 or 6 games with a concussion and mathews has given up on trying anything with hyman on his line

laine should win, deservedly so.

>>74718511
Generally only Laffs fans hype Matthews, but he is used occasionally when convenient for American hockey pride, but given he's Mexican, they tend to ignore him altogether.

Laine is the pride and joy of Finns. They hype him in every thread. But Canadians that are not Laffs fans also tend to hype Laine more so than Matthews. I think that's to do with the general hate towards Laffs/American/Mexican players, and/or solidarity with Finland.

>>74712612
This is why stats are garbage for evaluating defenceman.

You need to see them play in games, because there's so many little things a defenceman can do right that are insanely productive/useful but dont show up on a stat sheet. Also how a d man is used can greatly effect offensive stats (mainly being used on the pp, especially if they're on a team that runs 4 forwards. Although you did admittedly just use stats to prove my point, there's a lot more even further under the radar defenceman that no one really cares about because they aren't really flashy or exciting, but are just all around super solid and consistent

What a meme goal

>>74718647
he's only the best forward not the best rookie

>>74718661
People hype laine because he's unfuckingbelievable, his wrist shot might be the best I've ever seen, the only comparable I can think of is joe sakic.

>>74718666
nice trips

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Can't smack the Lack

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Looks like we got a meme game in Edmonton.

>>74718745
Why did Peters wait so long to bully him?

>>74718709
murray is not going to win when 2 teenage forwards are going to put up 60+ points

TURRIS
U
R
R
I
S

>>74718900
He won't win but he should win

>r4sk

i want timmy back

>>74718716
Fair enough. Both Laine and Matthews are great, especially considering their age. Only time will tell if either has the ability to take their games to the next level and wether either will regress. Laine is still too "tunnel vision"-like and might not have the inteligence to ever go beyond the "Ovi"-like sniper/physical player.

The jackets are so god damn elite

>>74718955
not even timmy can save that shitty bruins defensive game. Holy shit

>>74718900
>60+
When did this become an achievement worth looking over a great rookie goalie?

I say the only way Laine wins is if he wins the scoring race. Matthews wins if he can pick up his scoring in the last 10 or so games and be the reason Toronto makes the playoffs. Murray wins otherwise.