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goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evening

I'm not fat

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M'Gladbach

yes, you are

no seriously

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good afternoon friends

>>74708351

what are you eating today/what did you have today?

>>74708641
7pm is not afternoon

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we will destroy schalke

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who Gl/a/dbach here?

>>74709001
which part of Gladmong are you from

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Fuck Buyern! Who /leipzig/ here?

>>74709104
here

>>74709136
I eat 3000 kcal a day but I'm a professional e-athlete

had a weird day today
will watch schalke v gladbach

>>74709466
I will watch Ajax - FCK

>Schalke

>>74709502
>hooligan retards trying this hard to appear civilised
every time

>>74709933
Holy shit this will be a good game

>>74709933
>drmic
Rip gladbach

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>goretzka

goat

>>74709466
cool, what happened?

*farts*

Watching the darts until the football.

"Hallo, Herr Mann"
Lol. Imagine having that name and in a country where you still address people formally in many situations.

>>74710154
>hallo herr Herrmann

i hope bayern get atletico

>>74710154
I would unfortunately have to avoid anyone named Herman

Wollt ihr auch die Laura Wontorra ficken?

>unfortunately

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/lifelong/ bundes supporter here

who else is happy that this shit club wont be able to embarrass us yet again in europe next season?

>>74710411
Instead bundesliga will have literally 'le give away our best players to bayern ' hoppenheim to represent them. Sad!

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>>74710411
me

>tfw the Roten Bullen win the CL next year

Based

>>74710329
ne

>>74710119
talked to a girl nd stuff..

What are Mönchengladbachs chances this evening?

I've betted 30k on win or draw so I would get sad if Schalke beats them.

>>74710524
How did it went?

Preparing for the >SChALKE

desz

>>74710574
I think you'll be alright. Nothing will get past Gladbsch's central defense.

predictions for gladbach v schalke? id say gladbach desu, maybe 2-1

>>74710604
great very happy
which is surprising to have a good day for once. overall its always gloomy and silent
today i wont be sad as usual when going to sleep

>>74710659
>Schalke

Czech'd


Gonna be 0-0 btw

Roma Lyon or the krauts?

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>>74710574

>>74710663
Very nice mate. Long may it last.

Just don't go shitting behind a rewe when she is there :DDD

>>74710675
simulcast for the first half
pick the most ecxciting match for the second half

>>74710675
roma lyon will be boring

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>schalke

>>74710411
>you now remember KieBling
god Leverkusen players are irrelevant

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TELL ME ABOUT SEAD

Sch/a/lke ~~~

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night

>game starts
>thread dies
>someone goes to sleep
>Drmic

>tfw no one cares about the german european derby
Come on

>>74711292
>>74711316
I'm too lazy to post about the match

>the city of Schalke

>Schalke

lmao that goal

>schalke

>SCHALKE

>schalke

Well bois, it's time to grab the rope once again

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>schalke

Is sommer elite?

>>74711550
2 years ago yes

Denmark must have been banned

>>74711634
FCK is losing

>>74711646
I forgot. Just with JV scoring I would usually expect a post.

>>74711771
Oh I didn't notice. I was actually watching Ajax - FCK but now I switched to Manchester United.

lmao schalke is such trash

>Schalke

Jesus

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>Schokopudding
>Schalke

>Schalke

>schalke

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

Please don't blame txipokosokomoting

>>74710329
she's such a slag

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>>74712196

schalke is the better team yet again but they fail to score many goals yet again. sad!

schickt den scheiß zirkusaffen endlich zurück

good night

>>74712264
How do you guys speak german over there? Are you a spy?
>>74712366
Noite! Je t'aime Tiphaine

Is Red Bull the best German team?

Buyern doesn't count as German

>>74712505
Monster is the best one like a german Leicester city

FCK have a very strong starting 11, but the dropoff after that is seriously steep.
Zanka's suspension was a big loss since Okore unfortunately stalled in his development somewhere around 2013 and Jan Gregus is not good enough even for Superligaen. Matic is decent, but not equal to Delaney.

>>74712227
L-lewd

>>74712543
Are you lost?

>>74712661
I once was

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74712690
What happened then bb?

>>74712834
Now I'm found

>>74712853
Can you get lost again? So I could find you?

>>74712879
Hmm

>>74712434
I am a spy, take a guess at who put me up to it.
I don't even like sports.

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UEFalke

Thank you based (((Clattenburg)))

noooo, whyyyy pleaseeeee fuuuck

Feels good nonetheless

>>74713058
Implying the foul that led to the first goal was actually a foul. It balances out m80

SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

Lads should I go outside right now for a running? Trying to get in to a Sunday league and from there escalating my way up

>>74712227
at least she shaves

>>74713277
Wait 15 minutes

>>74711982
>>74711987
you jinxed it, goddamn you

>>74713573
good, I root for >Schalke

>>74710439
Hertha is getting 4th place m8. Drawffenheim can go fuck themselves

>>74713292
13 year old girls shave all of their 5 pussy hair to show how mature they are. But if you a girl over 25 and don't stop, I means you are a Unterschichten-Chantal.

>>74713673
>liking pussy hair

So what's the relationship between Schalke and Gladbach? Do they generally not like each other or what?

>>74713731
They are both irrelevant trash teams

separates the "bottle-blondes" from the real deal

APOLOGISE

JA MAN IHR SCHEIß WICHSER!!!!!!!!!

ERSTICKT DRAN IHR SPACKOS!!!!!!

Goretztaleb to the rescue

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>>74713951
DIESE HURENSÖHNE DENKEN SIE KÖNNEN SCHALKE UNTERKRIEGEN. FALSCH GEDACHT IHR LAPPEN!

Based Schalke

uuuuhhh, almost forgot;
DENMARK BTFO

>>74713731
They are from the same region and had some competitive rivalry going on in the last few years, challenging for the 3-4th CL spot. Other than that they really have no relation to each other.

>>74713827
Dirtmund detected

>>74714173
Uhm good thing I'm a Brondby ultra then...

>paderborn

Gott erschuf in seinem Zorn Bielefeld und Paderborn desu.

>>74714467
>you

>>74713647
because you're a stupid pleb

>>74714550

>>74709167
how do you eat 3000kcal when your main dishes are tomatasoup and salad with chicken. Do you eat 2 packs of chips and 2l Cola with that?

I seriosuly have problems cover my 2800kcal without sweets, soda and salty snacks.

>>74713731
Gladbach is a very likeable team, only cologne cunts hate them, while Schalke is the most pleb team in bundesliga also the most shitty team, a joke. Nobody takes them seriously but some drunkards and low-lifes

>>74713706
I like some fluff, offers such a feminine/sexual look imo, if she stands straight, you dont see the pussy, but the reagon is marked.
Only like it with dark hair though. Red hair might also be ok.

>>74714660
>being this buttmad right now
And why is gladbach likeable? Their fans are the most arrogant in Germany

>>74714729
Muhh 70s

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>>74714617
eat some sweets then, silly

>Anime advertising coke

Pathetic tßh

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>>74714660
HeyHehyHey ;)

This could be the thing that sparks Schalke's renaissance. I expect them to go undefeated the rest of the Bundesliga season.
How far it will take them in the EL is another question, but with the right draw...

>>74714954
>This could be the thing that sparks Schalke's renaissance
I've been hearing that for as long as I can remember.

>>74714729
Gladbach plays entertaining football, they have tradition but don't make much fuss about it, also Gladbach fans are nice and intelligent and very good looking. Plus they have a lot of sex, while Schalke fans only fuck their sex dolls or dogs

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>>74714954

>>74714764
DON'T do this

>>74714793

>ß

apologize

>>74714983
Well it's been a long time since they (or any other German team) last had such an exciting, talented young squad. Combined with a very good coach, only the sky is a limit once they cast off theor bad luck.

>>74715009
I use the ß to write desu desu too 2bh.

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>>74715069
literally dortmund is more exciting and talented and young.

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>>74715069
And then comes buyern and buys Goretzka, Kehrer and maybe even Mayer

>>74715071

you mean deßu or what?

>>74715121
>meyer

tßh kolasinac is probz their best player

>>74715149
No, I mean desu.

>>74715189

ah ok

>>74715189
okay

>>74715119
Schalke's squad is homegrown.
Dortmund's is plastic, made up of teenagers they paid fortunes for.
Let's wait and see how that construction holds up.

>>74715201
>>74715238
yes

>>74715175
Yeah, he's a candidate too.

>>74715255
>play Geis
>don't lose

>don't play geis
>lose

???

>>74715444
didnt meant to quote you >>74715255

enjoy the yous tho

>>74715469
Thank you

>>74715503
anytime. I'm off to do some studying, Have a nice night lad
*prutts*

>>74715444
I'm not a huge fan of Geis, but having a budget version of Xabi Alonso (DM infront of a back 4 that drops between the CBs to play long balls) sure does help Schalkes game.

>>74715552
arrivederci

>>74715593
Yes that but also they have been *very* poor from set pieces this year and he is a p good set-piece taker.

okay now i will be gone
>>74715611
adios ese

Haply schalke passed but it feels bittersweet knowing that second goal came from a bullshit penalty
Though Gladbach had enough time to recover and failed to do so.

>>74715444
Geis was shit today

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning

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>eredivisie

Hmmmm
Hearing some rumours that Werder now also want Mathias Zanka Jorgensen from FCK.
Seems a bit ambitious of them since I think he would be pit of their price range, but then I also assumed that Delaney and Augustinsson would go to bigger clubs.

>Wie in Spanien „AS“ und „Mundo Deportivo“ berichten, sollen die Katalanen an einer Verpflichtung Dembélés im Sommer interessiert sein. Und wie die „Bild“-Zeitung schreibt, habe sich Barça vor Weihnachten bereits offiziell beim Dortmunder über einen möglichen Wechsel erkundigt.
>Der Spieler selbst hatte schon im Oktober gegenüber „Mundo Deportivo“ erklärt, dass er sich in Zukunft bei Barcelona sieht. „Eines Tages werde ich bei Barça spielen“, wurde Dembélé vom spanischen Medium zitiert.
maximum one more season and he's gone

>>74723987
who's the guy on the right?

>>74723929
there is no bigger club than Werder.

>>74724034
I couldn't name any of them

>>74724063
HSV?

>>74724096
Wait I'm pretty sure it's Bentaleb on the left.

>>74724096
Bentaleb, Kolasinac, Tschuppo-Motting, Kehrer and a black guy photobombing

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>>74724096
>HSV?

>putting the draw for the Danske Pokkal on the same time as the CL draw
Great idea man. That will totally make people remember that we a Pokalturnering.

>>74724034
Breel Embolo. He played for Basel, transferred to Schalke and got injured.

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#TSCHÖPOLDI

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The Danish squad was also finalised today with the addition of Sisto and Vibe.

>>74724754
>Rudy
>Can
>Weigl
>Gomez
>Mustafi
>özil
What a shitty selection. I like Löw for what he's done, but ITS TIME TO GO!

RIP buyern

Dortmund confirmed for chumpions league champion

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Atlético Madrid - Leicester City
Borussia Dortmund - AS Monaco
FC Bayern München - Real Madrid
Juventus Turin - FC Barcelona

10/10 draw to be honest

>>74725030
dortmund wont win against monaco desu

Two fun and interesting draws, two yawn-o-ramas

Dolberg - Schalke
Hmm okay

Bad draw for Leicester. Atletico won't fall for their tricks or underrate them.

>>74724793
Thanks. 89-92 was a good time for players being born.

>>74725083
More like Juventus Towin

Bayern U17 coach Tim Walter will lead the Amateur team from next season.

>>74725083
Bayern on suicide watch
Dortmund on sneaking into the final watch

Dortmund - Ingolstadt tonight.
Bremen - Leipzig tomorrow.

And I'll be tuning my radio to DR P3 on Sunday afternoon where we will have a rare full Superliga round at 17:00 with all 14 clubs in action.
This treat is due to the round being the last of the regular season, before the playoffs begin.

>>74724754
>SCHÜRRLE
when will this agony end

>>74725110
this

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>>74725305

eyyy I'm bakin' 'ere

>BVB-Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke war mit dem Los zufrieden. "Wir wollten in erster Linie Bayern München aus dem Weg gehen. Es wird schon sehr schwer, aber wir können nicht klagen. Insgesamt ist es ein schönes Los", sagte Watzke bei "Sky Sport News HD".
C U C K

>>74726338
>everyone who doesn't want to be refballed is a cuck

yeah, no!

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Bundes knows their stuff. Is there a good computer desk from Ikea?

I like pic related. The ones with real wood tops are not available for home delivery and I can't go to an Ikea store.

>>74727051
no

real wood tops or nothing

The cake is on the plate.
I repeat.
The cake is on the plate.

>>74727175
proof?

>>74727214
Proof will follow if you behave, boys.
Cake is not just for every rascal!

>>74727227
lotsa 2s and 7s there

>>74727257
Dortmund 2-7 Ingolstadt essentially confirmed

>>74727268
feels like the first friday match this season that is actually watchable

time for a chamomile sage steam bath

and check em

>>74727150
this