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Australia 299/4 (90 ov) v India
Sri Lanka 338 v Bangladesh 214/5 (60 ov)
New Zealand 268 v South Africa 24/2 (7 ov)

South Aust 225 v Tasmania 76/3 (18.2 ov)
Queensland 208 v Victoria 20/0 (5 ov)
West Aust 360/5 (95 ov) v NSW
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>>74706667
please build our wall
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>>74706688
get your own wall m8
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>>74706692
Love this pic Tbh
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>>74706625
Reminder
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>>74706780
Noice Garry.
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Kohli ruled out of the remainder of the Test with sandy vagina.
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>>74706860

broken down by having to bend over to stop a ball, brittle as fuck. He's probably pulling a sickie
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>>74706912
wants an excuse to pull out after he gets SOKKED again
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Virat Kohli will undergo scans on his right shoulder to determine his fitness for the rest of the third Test against Australia in Ranchi. Kohli injured his shoulder in the 40th over of the first day, when he chased a drive from Peter Handscomb off Ravindra Jadeja. Sprinting from mid-on towards the long-on boundary, Kohli dived to pull the ball back before it reached the rope, tumbled, and landed on his right shoulder as he did so.

He went off the field immediately, and did not return for the rest of the day, with Ajinkya Rahane standing in as captain. Kohli watched the rest of the day's play from the dressing room with an ice pack strapped to his shoulder.
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steve smith wouldn't have just sat in the dressing room watching the game meander away from his team

pretty weak from kohli, pop a few painkillers and get back out there
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>>74706964
reckon you'll see this courage from pissrat? I don't think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk_XgnIsM04
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Who's next in line for the Poodian Captainpee?
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>>74706986
Rahane who seems like a genuinely lovely guy and has a better away record than a home one
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>>74706978
That right there is why we respect the South Africans and don't respect the Indians.
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>>74706978
forgot mcdonald played for australia lmao
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>>74707118
I was unironically a fan for a while

good, if unremarkable bowler and passable batsman.
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>>74706992
He's an absolute gun, beautiful to watch. Not sure why the Indian media/fans always seem to be calling for him to be dropped and he can't seem to get a regular gig in the ODI side.
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>>74707039
Indians love to talk shit about Australian crowds, but look at how everyone was on their feet and cheering with every ball that Smith survived, even each it took South Africa closer to a draw.
If you give people here a cause to respect you, they'll give you respect.
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>>74707152
unironically the strike rate meme
he's had a shit series too which explains a bit of the hate, but so has Pissrat (who they all still praise) and Nair (who they all demand Rahane get dropped for)
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>>74707138
always tried his guts out that's for sure

don't think his batting was up to snuff at test level but he's hardly the worst bloke we've picked at 6
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>>74707171
I've always had a soft spot for guys that go out and do the absolute best with what they have. It's why Chanderpaul was one of my favourite players as a kid, even though he was nowhere near guys like Lara, Ponting, Kallis, Tendulkar, Hussey, Sangakarra or any of the great players of that era.
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>>74707198
m8 chanderpaul had a test average of over 50, in an era filled with actual top bowlers in a poor side, often batting with the tail. he's a modern great and would make it into nearly any test side
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just woke up
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>>74707318
That's what I'm saying, Chanderpaul wasn't at all talented by international standards, and batting never looked like it came as easy to him as it did to the others. That's what makes his record so impressive.
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>>74707428
>even though he was nowhere near guys like Lara, Ponting, Kallis, Tendulkar, Hussey, Sangakarra or any of the great players of that era
sounded a bit like you where trying to bash him lad sorry, as part of the Chanderpaul Internet Defence Force I could not allow that
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fraudwin finally getting his comeuppance i see
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>>74707198
chanderpaul>hussey

hussey was samareewa tier FTB
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>>74707482
really triggering me
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Still don't understand Steve Smith. his technique is pretty odd and some of his shots look unbelievably ugly, yet he has a nice cover drive and seems to be able to score all around the wicket and bat for long periods. feels like he's a walking contradiction
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>>74707628
great coordination
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>>74707640
co-ordination +ability to control nerves is all sport is
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I'm tipping that I'm better than anyone here
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better at being shit lmao
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tbf i like unorthodox batsman i much prefer smith as a cricketer to root
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>>74708008
the true goat is a great orthodox batsman with flair, ala lara, viv etc. someone who could play every shot, while looking good doing it but wasn't just willing to sit in, wanted to attack and push games hard
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i don't think cricket is a sport
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>>74708816
It's only played in places where colonialism worked
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thinking of emigrating to either australia or new zealand
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Are we, dear I say it, going to do it?
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>>74714284
will be a draw
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>>74712783
Lots of brits seem to like it over here
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Me: When I get my bonus next week I'm going to be really responsible and save it and do good.
Also me:
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Rabada is a genuine all-rounder
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>>74714818
just like duminy and bavuma
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>>74714857
Those minutemen cannot be considered all rounders
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>>74714975
stop being racist

http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-sri-lanka-2016-17/content/story/1074928.html
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How's The Block Nigga?
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YES I LOVE IT WHEN DUMINY FAILS!!!!
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POOminy
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tbf do south africa actually have any better white men waiting in the wings?
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Remember, our vacation out to Maryland?
I dooked the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in
Like all foul men the time I hit your moms off
I told her knock it off, but she had to set the rocket off
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>>74715357
they did now they don't
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Fat poopisspee out next over
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>>74715025
Not racist you colonial pig
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i would love to make love to an attractive transexual
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>>74715423
Nice one!
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>>74715560
Proxy off statscunt
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>>74715384
shit forgot about ab
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Chin Music
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>suff afrukha
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These autists in the crowd need to shut up/
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>that disgusting scrambled seam
i will never rate wagner
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>>74714556
90/5
I'm starting to get hopeful for a win 2bh
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First they let Nicholls score a century. Now they're letting deBigGuy get wickets. Fuck SA.
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>>74716334
94/6
Jesus we might be batting today
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>Fart DuPeePee
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Faf's got the nicest arms in cricket. They make me drool.
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Just le quota man to go and you're into the tail.
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Quinton The Cuck.
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Cricket
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Could New Zealand in theory ever produce an ATG side?
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Will Smith score a century?
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why does the champions trophy still exist
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Reminder Ishant Sharma is the most senior member in the Indian team.
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no trigger movement is an intrinsically flawed method
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>Fat kid on tv
>No dab

Based fatty
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There better be another wicket soon or i'll beat one of you nerds up
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sa looking good for the win
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Glad that the Patel/QDK meme died today.
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Anyone else in Wellington? Thinking about going down to the ground and beating up the nerds in the crowd who keep shouting.
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give me a fucking link you second world shitters so I can watch your gay ass sport


thats right this is the return of THE Big Strong American, don't >you me unless you want me to anally destroy you in front of the people you grovel for the attention of
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>>74706978
>ronald mcdonald
>doug the rug

how did we win this match?
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Hear that guy yelling " take a fucking wicket" lel
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This is a humiliating performance for the kiwis.

Although I like how Colin de Bigguy bowled literally one good innings and has become their third best bowler.
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>>74719443

He's not, but the selectors seem to hate Matt Henry.
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how do we fix test cricket ?
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>>74719587
its not broken
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Bit bored with this shit bowling
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is Maximummeme here to stay?
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>>74719688
Same just doing the same thing over and over again
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Neesham was mean to me on twitter so I like to watch him fail
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>>74719712
nope
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>>74706667

oh, I get it! This a very strong defensive unit, which are like "a wall" - the point is not about America or Mexico at all, the poster just wanted to emphasize that these cricket players are a strong defensive wall! I get it now!

Nice edits!
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>>74719587
Here are some experts in fixing cricket you can consult.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cricketers_banned_for_corruption
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>>74719772
should match fixing be allowed?
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>>74719772
This over here gets me every time
Blatant as fuck. Our boys in this era were 100% match fixing.
https://youtu.be/YvpnfrgZYxk
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test
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>>74719852
seems like a case of the yips, too blatant to be fixing
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>>74719823
No, cheating has no place in the supreme gentlemans game
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>>74719929
That's the trick, make it so blatant it couldn't be on purpose.
Hiding in plain sight so to speak.

No lad on the field that over even looks slightly upset they are all grinning and smiling at their bank accounts getting filled.
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Dullmah Tea Party lol
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>>74719852
>6 no balls in a row
should be executed in the streets Tbh
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>>74719852
@1:16
> Off to a good start: Adam Gilchrist

lol yeah, 6 runs before you've faced a ball is pretty good going
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South Africa 218/6 (61.0 ov)

Earlier they were 94/6 (30.3 ov)
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Based Maxwell lads
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>ywn have a Dilmah tea party with Laura McGoldthicc
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List of wicket keepers with test averages at least 50:

de Kock
Andy Flower

List of people who are not wicket keepers with test averages over 50:

Adam Gilchrist
Matthew Wade
Steve Smith
Adolf Hitler
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>>74720102
guptill looks like he has a big cock, i think she'd be disappointed with mine
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>>74720131
What's a good indicator of that besides height,hand size and foot size?
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>>74720181
Toe count, inverse relationship.
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>>74720181
good beard, square jaw. anything less than 8 inches would be surprisingly small
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[Statistical autism intensifies]
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When does our match recommence?
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That was close. De grand home designs is going to get it done
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>>74720191
>>74720207
Would you feel comfortable partaking in Cucktill's cuckery if he was allowed to watch?
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Tassie have actually taken a first innings lead. Worst timeline
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>>74720387
no, that would be even more humiliating
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Reminder that test cricket is literally autism: the sport.
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why jeetan patel get excited after every ball like he nearly took a wicket even tho he's total cack lol
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>>74720444
>tfw INTJ

I didn't ask to be autistic
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>>74720444
t. ADHD kid
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*drinks beer*
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>>74720443
what I'm asking is would you feel comfortable rooting Guptil's thicc wife if he was in the room watching the entire time?
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>>74720573
*drinks Kilkenny in an oversized green top hat with a shamrock on it*
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>>74720590
Yes. In fact I have masturbated to this exact thought.
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Need to stop using Patel 2bh
They well and truly have his number.

Wagner was getting slapped around earlier so we probably shouldn't play him either atm
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>>74720596
*drinks chardonnay*
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>>74720634
Kane should chuck a couple down. Just something different.
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QDK is elite, why isn't he talked about in the same sentence and Meme shit, Bane, Poot and Pissrat?
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>>74720654
If he keeps averaging 50 for a couple more years he probably will be
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>>74720651
The classic double bounce will throw them off their footing
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>de cock is simply so hard to contain
>out next ball

every time
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>>74720703
>exposed repeatedly by patel and now Neeshit
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Is Pooult injured?
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yeah
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>>74720748
>>74720752

I got your (you)'s sorted mates
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>>74720654
He's a wk so he's compared to Bitchstow,Chandimeme and Safraz and he's probably better than all of them
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Anyone remember when Southee and Boult were going to be elite?
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Is Basin Reserve comfy?
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>>74720806
Don't be rude to the golden generation la
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Wade will run out Maxwell in the 90s. Screencap
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>>74720806
I remember them being the greatest ever new ball pair in New Zealand cricketing history
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>>74720654
Because he hasn't had a sustained run of form like they have
Pissrat doesn't deserve to be mentioned with the rest of them though
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>>74720806
yes lad
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>>74720836
Not as comfy as University Oval, Dunedin
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>>74720884
Cute
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>>74720884
reddit the player
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what sport is this?
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reddit the team
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>>74720917
please watch it and find out
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>>74720901
ayyy
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What a woefully pathetic couple of sessions from NZ. How could you lose from where they were?
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>>74720896
Not as comfy as the Mount oval
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glad we can bring out the maxwell memes lads
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aus are goign to really miss starc in this test match desu
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>>74720940
>>74720896
>>74720836

Queenstown is peak comfort
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>>74720946
Starc was shit and now Le Cum is back
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>>74720973
He's injured mate
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Does Trent Boult make your Twink XI?
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>>74720988
He's in the test side RIGHT NOW
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>>74720989
I would literally cowards punch Trent Boult if I saw him
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>>74720997
He got injured this morning
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>>74720930
ehhh no thanks
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>>74721002
Calling them coward punches was a shitty forced media meme
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>>74721008
No he isn't
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>>74721026
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Was that racist?
"Big day for the Irish, some of them might have fallen over by now"

I think he needs to apologise
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>>74721026
There is literally nothing wrong with callingvit that though
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>centre right won in the Netherlands

Saxon is literally tying the noose
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>>74721080
I think it was a good move and I agree with the underlying motivation ama
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>>74721071
If he said that about abos he'd lose his job
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>>74721099
Is a cowards punch a nigger act?
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>>74721106
racism towards the irish doesn't exist in an english dominated country
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>>74721119
>an overwhelmingly white crime in Australia

dunno mate
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can't wait for australia to get BTFO
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>>74721099
how do you feel about the move and the underlying motivation?
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>>>/int/72390146

is there anything more entertaining than south american racial banter?
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>>74721143
Thats what the media wants you to think
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>>74721157
south americans are all disgusting weebs and I don't want anything to do with them
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>>74721165
oh yeah

so there's a sudanese gang running around coward punching everyone on the street that Murdoch is desperately covering up?
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"The pitch looks okay, and the cracks haven't opened up too much," says Ravi Shastri. "This looks like the best day for batting."
Brett Lee says the plates haven't opened up. "Very very dry."
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Saxon's getting PTFO again lads
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>>74721177
correct, chimp engaging in chimp like behaviour
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I stop caring about cricket when India is losing.
Let's talk about something else instead.
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>>74721200
based
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>>74721127
find it funny how everyone forgets about how the irish were treated up to the mid 20th century in australia
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>>74721146
não
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The ultimate meme
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based maxwell giving us memes on the very first ball
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You know how people are always saying that it's unmanly for a man to slap another man?
I remember in high school there was this footy dude who always used to give me heaps of shit and one day I slapped the fuck out of him and he was like on the verge of tears and boy oh boy I never felt like more of a man in my 14 years of life. I felt like Zorro or some shit. I got heaps of shit for it obviously but for that 2 minutes that dude was my bitch and we both knew it.
We're mates now so it's all chill, but yeah, moral of this story? Idk.. slap someone and enjoy the rush.
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>first ball
>bat breaks
classic Memeswell
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>>74721177
No, it's all poly's. Sudes just rape and steal.
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GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKING BAT
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>>74721177
Nah its those pesty scaffolding gangs fighting for territory
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>>74721225
Daniel
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>>74721235
probably the most accurate one
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Which IPL team is Memeswell playing for this season?
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>>74721243
whatever one Sammy and Morgan is in, they made the dumb fuck the captain over them KEK
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If a bat breaks and the ball hits the stumps or a fieldsman catches it, is it given out?
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>>74721225
I slapped your mum around the bedroom last night
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>>74721251
yeah wouldn't see why not

I know it's not a dead ball since Rod Marsh once hit a boundary with a broken bat
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You know when you meet a new guy and they shake your hand way too hard and way too vigorously?

Back off bully be gentle.
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A toothpaste that tastes like smoked meats
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>>74721272
It's how we let betas like you know who the alpha is.
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You know when you meet an new guy and they shake your hand with a limp wrist and have moist hands?

Back the fuck off you betafag
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>>74721280
>>74721287
reddit
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Will Meme score a double century?
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>>74721287
>>74721280

I bet you unironically browse websites and watch videos on PUA
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>3
>No. of captains to score 2 or more centuries in a series in India, including Smith. Clive Llyod (1974-75 & 1983-84) and Alastair Cook (2012-13) are the others.

>97
>No. of inns taken by Smith to reach 5000 Test runs - the joint seventh-fastest in the history. In terms of matches, he is the 3rd fastest to get there in 53 Tests.
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>>74721328
he's just another underaged poo peeland redditor trying to act tough
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>>74721328
No idea what PUA is. Is that a beta thing?
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>>74721303
t. Limply shakes hands
>>74721328
What's a PUA?
I have just had strong male figures in my life and they all shake with a firm handshake. A soft one just puts you off
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>>74721250
Do you think Zinta got Well'd?
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concentration camps for wogs
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>>74721357
based yellow fever
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>get btfo
>no you are from reddit
Every fucking time.
Get some new material you sad little cunts.
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>>74721359
yeah good call actually

pretty sure we had a few during the war, I know there was one on rotto
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>>74721357
asian women have no passion and have weird looking vaginas
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>>74721388
who needs identity when you have yellow fever?
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I have never sided with a Peelander over an Aussie before, yet the Peelander is in the right.
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What's a PUA? Did you miss spell Paua? Paua are pretty good.
Or is this like that mtgow thing I didn't know the other day?
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>>74721406
where's the trip mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBal1492TvM
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Will Max
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*shakes hands limply*
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>>74721434
yeah
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>>74721434
My livestock agent m8
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>>74721415
forgot mate
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>>74721433
IDK mate that MGTOW thing sounded pretty reddit but some Aussies seemed to know a lot about it.
>>74721452
Bet you have a firm handshake unlike this other Aussie
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>standing in front of your stumps
how is this allowed?
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More like Ishart Sharma
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last night I cried myself to sleep
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>>74721476
Loser NEET
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>>74721524
Haven't done that since my dad died

You alright champ?
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>>74721524
I bet you also have a limp handshake
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>>74721543
actually a disguise my sadness and depression with a faux masculinity
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>>74721524
yeah me too
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>>74721558
kys
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>yadav is 29
lol nice '''career'''
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>>74721539
daniel
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t. straffo
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>>74721576
everytime I think about all I can picture is how much of a hassle my death would be to everyone

I get very vivid visualizations of my funeral and it's incredibly unnerving
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>Maxwell out on 99
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>>74721625
yeah I reckon that too
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>>74721619
kys
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>>74721619
>I get very vivid visualizations of my funeral and it's incredibly unnerving
aye, mine's coming up in a few months. i'm nervous about it
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Maxwell has scored more runs in this Innings than Mitch has since Aug 2016
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>>74721639
I'm nervous desu lad. If he gets out then Marsh is guaranteed a #6 spot for the next 5 years
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>>74721683
I reckon it's going to happen
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>>74721665
Fuck off KrazyKuck
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>>74721662

don't do it brutha
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>>74721667
>Maxwell has scored more runs in this Innings than Mitch has since Aug 2016
nah starc is not so bad
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Travis Head should replace Shaun Marsh
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reverse meme for the test century #bookit
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>>74721712
>le belt it over midwicket man

"no"

Get Kurtis Patterson
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Every time I see Mark Waugh's face I feel angry. Is this normal?
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>not watching sri-lanka v bangladesh
plebs
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The usual sir?
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>>74721730
after maddinson, yeah
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>>74721709
i have terminal cancer
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>>74721753
yeah me too
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Is Faf Morkel related to Angela Merkel?
>>
browsing at work lads, AMA
>>
>>74721775
will smith score a century?
>>
>>74721753

surprised terminal never became a cool guy word, like dude that shot was TERMINAL
>>
>>74721736
How is this even worthy of a tweet
>>
>memeshit is so nervous
>>
>>74721779
who knows
>>
>>74721775
Firm to limp handshake ratio of your workmates
>>
Fatshit tier over
>>
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>>74721730
CRICKEY MATE JUNIORS A LEGEND

PUNTER SING THE JUNIOR SONG AGAIN HAHA
>>
>>74721753
Is that why you are balding?
>>
>>74721779
will smith plays for durham m8
>>
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>you will never be in an Australian U/19's tour of India in the late 1990's
>>
>>74721781

he just mental diarrheas onto his phone all day
>>
>>74721775
where are you browsing?
>>
>>74721787
He's not the only one, Jesus Christ this is tense
>>
>>74721799
no
>>
>>74721793
Why is Ronchi still a thing?

We should have deported him back to poopeelia years ago
>>
>>74721753

im sorry to hear. what type?
>>
oh fuck hes on 99
>>
>>74721800
will he score a century for them?
>>
inb4 memeswell gets out doing a nervous reverse sweep
>>
>>74721795
90:10

most are too firm
>>
>>74721824
non-small cell lung cancer
>>
>>74721827
Will He plays for China m8
>>
>>74721842
I'm talking about will smith not will he
>>
>>74721840

are you scared?
>>
>>74721753
In a way, we all have terminal cancer. So we're all with you on the journey to our ends.
>>
is this dare I say it the end of MMarsh?
>>
>meme shot to get his century
Fucks sake it never stops
>>
BASED MAXI

genuinely happy for him lads
>>
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F
>>
meme
>>
>>74721857
less than i was
>>
>>74721753
based fucking goosey
>>
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MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT MAXWELL GOAT
>>
>>74721840
Ahhh shit lad. I was pretty close to someone who passed away from lung cancer.
Shit sucks hard, hope they got you on some decent pain meds
>>
Rod Marsh in the stands formulating a reason to drop Maxwell and bring his son Mitch back in
>>
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Thank Christ
>>
He did et
>>
Now Maxwell just need to learn to wicketkeep and team sorted
>>
>>74721876

have you enjoyed your time on earth?

do you envy people that aren't terminally ill? I think I would
>>
Is Mark Waugh a tactical genius?
>>
>>74721876
Have you told anyone you are going to haunt them yet?
>>
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JUST
>>
>>74721907
>have you enjoyed your time on earth?
it's been alright
>do you envy people that aren't terminally ill? I think I would
yes
>>
Why are spinners so fat?

Do the huge guts increase torque?
>>
Now this partnership needs to get to 300.
>>
Damn not in line
>>
>pooshant
>>
What a load of shit
>>
>>74721962
Not on stumps rather
>>
>>74721943

gonna do anything extreme before you go?
>>
>>74721945
>lyon is fat
A bigger gut might give you greater rotational momentum tho.
>>
>>74721985
no cba
>>
>>74721991
Lyons a shit spinner. Really more of a slow bowler
>>
lmao
>>
>>74721946
I blame you.
>>
>Memeshit
Just fucking drop him already
>>
maxwell is FINISHED
>>
We'll still lose from here.
>>
>>74722009
>>74722010
memeshit lost the game for them.
>>
going to sleep lads

good night
>>
>>74721994

alright then. hopefully you have a good family and that
>>
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donned the whites lads
>>
>>74722022
>we

What number in the order do you bat m8?
>>
>indian fielding
>>
>>74722056
12th
>>
saha looks low caste and poor
>>
>>74722025

*tucks you in*
*forces pillow against your face for 15 seconds*
aha just kiddin there little mate
>>
>>74722059
Kek, tackling each other
>>
P A K I S T A N
A
K
I
S
T
A
N
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>>74722081
is that long enough?
>>
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Will Smith's wife show him love and affection if Australia wins this series?
>>
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>maxwell practically gives his wicket away

Don't you see why Marsh is the better choice?
>>
13 months of NEETdom boyos

where can I get a job
>>
>>74722098
Will Smith's wife is Margot Robbie m8
>>
>>74722056
#3

AMA
>>
>>74722093

nah not long enough was just a goodnight trick
>>
>>74722112
72 months for me
>>
I don't understand anything at uni lads
>>
>>74722133
>74722133
How do you stay alive / make money?
>>
>>74722133

you living with your parents still?
>>
shot.
>>
>>74722147

just like me me first 3 years

failed 7 subjects or sumthin lmao
>>
>>74722149
by not spending any money and eating food Mum buys
>>
>>74722169

Are you an aspie?
>>
>>74722165
how did you not lose motivation and drop out?
>>
i think australia are going to win
>>
>>74722186
never diagnosed but probably
>>
>>74722191

think I still had a high school mentality. genuinely didn't care for some reason and didn't realise my decisions would fuck me later down the track. spent my time on the Internet/watching sport/getting hammered

paying for it now though useless business degree and no work experience
>>
>test cricket
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
thank god the new ipl season starts in less than 3 weeks
>>
are we predicting a draw here?
>>
>>74722288
its indian pale ale not indian pale lager mate
>>
>>74722302
ill let you know on day 5
>>
>>74722288
this post made my cancer worse
>>
Richie Benaud (sounds like Ben-o) died
>>
>>74722319
yeah so did Heath Ledger m8
>>
>>74722305
>he's never had an india pale lager
actually, that's fine. there's a reason they aren't popular. ipas are much better
>>
>>74722112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaQmnTlnnqw
>>
>>74722364
i'd much rather the International Phonetic Alphabet system as well
>>
>>74722393
I don't care m8
>>
>poo peeland
terrible
>>
smoth has the top score of an Aussie in India
>>
>>74722425
based shit death bowling lads
>>
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11820075
>>
>>74722451
nz never produce strike bowlers. shane bond the only one ever really
>>
>>74722425

Really fucking weak 2bh

Had them by the nuts, too

Really missed boult
>>
>>74722461
I used to know his brother James but haven't heard from him for years
>>
>>74722481
reddit
>>
>>74722461
Hadlee
>>
>>74722481
Reddit
>>
>>74722461

Boult lad.
>>
>>74722506
just about i guess
>>
could the /cric/ XI beat the r/cricket XI if we played them on their home turf?
>>
Really pissed about the cricket and how hot my fucking house is

Going to have to beat up the missus
>>
Not even joking here, I really hate the Australian cricket team lads. Only we could flat out attempt to cheat like that and get away with it with all media sympathy and demonise a foreign captain for calling us out on it and doing literally exactly the same thing we do on a regular basis in regards to riling opposition up.
>>
>>74722524
>please call me b3k
Pathetic.
>>
>>74722518

/r/cricket has a lot more users and Jimmy Neesham posts occasionally. /cric/ would get heemed
>>
>>74722540
does Smith come out and make unsubstantiated claims about how another team is regularly cheating during every game and does he sperg out and start smashing water bottles into the Australian press after he gets given out LBW?
>>
based mushfiqur
>>
Had bout 5 people tell me that they were of Irish heritage today. What a coincidence. Didn't realise there was so many around
>>
>>74722549
what part of XI didn't you understand?
> Neesham
Krazy is literally better
>>
>>74722549
Jimmy Neesham can't play on their team
>>
>>74722543

I don't know your cricket memes
This is real life for me
My house is really hot
>>
>>74722540

it was unironic autism panic from handscomb and smiffy. NOT cheating
>>
>>74722518
/cric/ would get fucking rolled m8
>>
>>74722571
if they were actually cheating it wouldn't have been as obvious as it was
>>
>>74722563

half the country has mick blood
>>
>>74722549
What's Neesham's reddit account?
>>
get a 150 you spastic
>>
>>74722579
It's probably like yanks and their Irish heritage (i.e. 1/64th)
>>
Neesham looks like a fucking redditer

Southee is probably a 4chan guy
Seen him picking his nose a lot on tv
>>
>>74722566

/cric/ would still get HEEMED

/r/cricket has a solid amount of autistic third graders
>>
>>74722571
>>74722552
>B-b-but he was just flummoxed even though he's the fucking captain
>But Broad didn't walk he's a dirty cheat!
>>74722577
Yeah because Ian Healy was so subtle using his hands to run out Brian Lara.
>>
>>74722596
you reckon bane watches anime lads?
>>
I don't get it, why doesn't an off spinner slip in a legspin or a googley delivery every now and then?
>>
grandmother on moms side 100% Italian
grandfather on moms side french/native american
grandmother on fathers side Swedish
grandfather on fathers side English
English last name
What am I, am I a wog?
>>
>>74722614

Holy fuck, that's cute :3
>>
Holy shit there's nothing you can do against that
>>
Jadeja, you beauty!
>>
>>74722627
you're a dirty wog
>>
>>74722622
autism
>>
R I P P A
I
P
P
A
>>
>>74722627

You're American lmao
>>
>>74722637
he could have defended it earlier
>>
inb4 all out with stove on 199
>>
>>74722643
Doesn't make sense
>>
>>74722650
?
>>
>>74722659
correct, that is the nature of autism
>>
>>74722650
this

there's literally no such thing as an unplayable delivery in cricket
>>
>>74722672
THE Warne delivery

You know the one
>>
>>74722622

too easy to pick and chances are they'd be off target
>>
>>74722672

*bowls you for a duck, sledges you and then spits on you as you walk off*
>>
I completely missed the second test

Gib summary pls
>>
>PISSHANT
>>
>>74722672
>>74722682

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsThkJt83Ok
>>
Only 1/4 sessions have netted less than 100 runs
>>
>>74722690
He's been absolutely useless, truly. It's time to put him out of his misery tbqh
>>
>>74722696
strong defensive shot
>>
Crusaders vs Blues on lads
>>
>>74722696
He could of hit that or defended it easily knowing that Warne was baiting him for that delivery
>>
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would /cric/ have a problem if I bought one of these and wore it around town or is it something you have to earn to wear?
>>
>>74722686
Not if the bowler uses it cleverly. For example, Ashwin is bowling stump to stump, he can very easily bowl the wrong one and surprise the batsman
>>
>>74722714
He attempted to play a shot but was three bamboozled.

also,
>the play every ball meme

pls.
>>
>>74722718

>Warne's first ball

how would he know that
>>
>>74722687

*takes off helmet and throws it at you*
yeah cunt do it again
*belts you around the head with my 2003 Kookaburra Bubble*
heh....nothing personnel kid
>>
>>74722715

Not yet YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK

:3
>>
>>74722727
Bowl that same ball to 100 batsmen and 90 percent would defend or hit it
>>
also if he wasnt batting on leg stump like a mong

silly old man
>>
Bradman vs the Ball of the Century

Who wins?
>>
>>74722736

*pulls out my hidden duke ball and throws it at you but the swing is too much so it just goes flying*
>>
>>74722744
Ball
>>
>>74722740
this, it's a completely memeball that only impresses casuals
>>
>>74722658
>199 in the Windies
>Gets called out LBW
>Frantically calls for a review
>He hit the ball
>No snicko or hotspot
>Still gets called out
Was the funniest thing.
>>
>>74722627

your probably just a white guy with lovely skin
>>
>>74722744
Cricket
>>
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>>74722763
>>
>>74722682

when he delivered the old chop to Emily Sears?
>>
*is the winner on the day*
>>
i hate every one of you
>>
If you don't think Smith should have at least been fined for doing that but shat all over Faf du Plessis for that lolly thing then you are the very definition of a fresh off the boat from sportsbet.com.au's FB page Aus Cucket Worsten Cuckstralia New Cuck Wales Cucktoria South Cuckstralia Northern Cuckitory Cuckmania Australian Cuckital Territory Cucksland Bogan and needs to get spitroasted by Straffo and Goosey with Daniel serenading you in the background with his prog metal band.
>>
Please give me attention
>>
>>74722744
The Ball because Bradwoman is dead
>>
>>74722770

ah yes, straffos darkest hour
>>
>GIB US TEST STATUS PLZZZZ
>Frequently lose to Afghanistan
What did Ireland mean by this?
>>
like clockwork
>>
>>74722812
*farts suggestively in your face*
>>
>>74722828
Oh yes.. that's it! and so and so
>>
Australia is the worst cricketing nation who actually cares about the sport lmao and they try so hard they're forced to cheat it's like they don't even care about the spirit of the game
>>
FRESH

>>74722836
>>74722836
>>74722836
>>74722836
>>74722836
>>
>>74722848
>45 posts early

Autism
>>
>>74722740
>>74722749
wow what expert opinions and sound reasonings you have certainly changed my mind
>>
*cheats*
>>
>>74722847
3/10
haven't heard this one before
>>
>dickwella
>>
>>74722719
I wouldn't care but you'd look like a fucking retard
>>
I've been watching the cricket for hours now, and I think I've finally worked it out.

He does it with his legs.
>>
Greatest Batsman of all time:

DG Bradman
AG Voges
SPD Smith
G Pollock
P Handscomb
>>
/cric/ net sesh when?
>>
>>74722940
might as well not even use a bat right haha
>>
Is Steve O'Keefe related to Kerry O'Keefe
>>
>>74722983

wifes son
>>
Ascot Race #4 1. Grand Cadeau lads
>>
>>74723011
what
>>
>>74723016
It's a horse racing tip you dip
>>
>>74723031
the fuck is a horse?
>>
>>74722962
I would unironically enjoy this.
>>
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>>74723011
>Betting against Khawaja
>>
>>74723039
New Zealand cow
>>
>>74723039
an horse is a athlete
>>
Virat is definitely the most blessed in looks of the big 4
>>
>>74723102

hello 'dit
>>
is it me or is steve smith a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow smith has 150 runs"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single smith run ?
but try wadey...u can see the scoop
i remember a wadey scoop.
>>
>>74723102
I'd root root tbd
>>
>>74723113
What does the d mean?
>>
Reminder that OQueef and Lyon have each delivered their once-a-series impressive performance, and will be useless for the next two matches
>>
>>74723167
capped
>>
>>74720986
integral form is for plebs
>>
More like Glenn Batswell
>>
>>74723176
what?
>>
Glenn Maxwell 1
Sir Donald Bradman 0
>>
>>74723193
good post
>>
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>>74723195
>>
what's for dinner lads?
>>
Glenn Maxwell is just the second Australian to have scored a century in all three formats of the game (after Shane Watson).
>>
NEW THREAD

>>74723219
>>74723219
>>74723219
>>74723219
>>
>>74723221
>9 posts early

Autism
>>
>>74723202
baked beans
>>
>>74723209
2 legends tbqh
>>
How will Ishant Sharma be remembered?
>>
>>74723188
He prefers the differential form you mong
>>
>>74723250
tall dark and ugly
>>
>>74723250
Shoib Akhtars son
>>
NEW THREAD REMINDER

>>74723219
>>74723219
>>
FINAL THREAD REMINDER

>>74723219
>>
>>74722606
>muh broad
get a new argument
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