SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4
>Friday 17 Mar
19:35 CRU v BLU, Christchurch
21:45 REB v CHI, Melbourne
>Saturday 18 Mar
06:00 BUL v SUN, Pretoria
19:35 HUR v HIG, Wellington
21:45 WAR v BRU, Sydney
>Sunday 19 Mar
04:15 LIO v RED, Joburg
06:30 SHA v KIN, Durban
08:40 JAG v CHE, Buenos Aires
*All times RWCT*
NEWS
http://www.superxv.com/news/
STANDINGS
http://www.superxv.com/table/
First for CrusaGODs
landers will win it all cap this
>>74705038
Whatever happened to /nina/?
faded into obscurity like the 5/10 she is
Career ending pregnancy.
Dreamt I was English again
It's safe to say that the Chiefs are /rug/'s team
>>74705020
Cheekily forgetting it's also a 6N and T14 weekend
*crusades their way to the hip*
>>74705558
*Blocks your path*
>>74705558
*limps past the reds*
>blues year
More like BLUE'S year
>browsing through hurricanes v highlanders predictions
>fucking jeff
>>74705020
>same avocado man picture
sad!
>>74705871
All those forwards gassing the backs.
>>74706003
Hooker was close to breaking mach 1
England for Ireland
Brown; Watson, Joseph, Farrell, Daly; Ford, Youngs; Marler, Hartley, Cole, Launchbury, Lawes, Itoje, Haskell, B Vunipola.
Replacements: George, M Vunipola, Sinckler, Wood, Hughes, Care, Te'o, Nowell.
Close to full strength with Vunipola and Watson back. I really don't see how Ireland will be able to win, even at home with muhh pashun
England have an embarrassment of riches at lock, essentially has TWO world class pairings.Be interesting to see what happens when Robshaw and Kruis are fit, will Itoje move straight back next to Kruis, when Launchbury and Lawes have been in such good form?Will Kruis have to fight for his starting spot with Launch?Will Robshaw miss out at 6?These are good headaches to have.
Ireland for England
1. Jack McGrath
2. Rory Best
3. Tadhg Furlong
4. Donnacha Ryan
5. Iain Henderson
6. CJ Stander
7. Sean O'Brien
8. Jamie Heaslip
9. Kieran Marmion
10. Johnathan Sexton
11. Simon Zebo
12. Robbie Henshaw
13. Garry Ringrose
14. Keith Earls
15. Jared Payne
Bench
Niall Scannell
Cian Healy
John Ryan
Devin Toner
Peter O'Mahony
Luke McGrath
Paddy Jackson
Andrew Conway
>>74706657
>benching Paddy Jackson
I don't find Sexton as good.
Scotland
>>74706687
Lately ive been thinking the same thing
>>74706657
youre never gonna win with a guy called tadhg in your team. its not even a real name
>>74706657
Well I was somewhat confident we could maybe snatch a cheeky win but after seeing this team I reckon we will lose.
>>74706748
>its not even a real name
>Billy Twelvetrees
>>74706785
A better team than I was expecting, Payne at fullback will offer a lot more than Kearney and Marmion/McGrath are pretty good half backs. England are favourites but I can definitely see you pulling off an upset.
>>74706657
>no murray
gg ireland no re
>>74706716
meme loop arounds might work on england
>>74706851
I was kind of hoping for payne at 13 ( still a fan of ringrose tho ) with zebo at 15 and maybe conway to the wing.
Excited to see marmion get a good run anyway, inb4 injured 3 minutes in.
>>74706657
>Marmion
can't kick
>L McGrath
can't pass
>no Toner
literally our best lock, that lock pairing will be dominated
>SOB
should have been dropped for POM
wings are still meh
>>74707081
oh and healy should have started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CtKMEWSnmI
@2.40
>>74706925
Henshaw running in-to-outs as a decoy/option with Payne running a hard line back inside from depth is probably going to be the way to go. If Sexton is forced to pass way behind the gainline Ireland will struggle, but if he can take it right up to the defence and pass flat Ireland might get a lot of linebreaks
>>74707081
>literally our best lock
are you daft? He made one metre against Wales from 6 carries. He'd have made twice as much ground by just falling over
>>74707133
oh wow a lock that carried poorly in a game where the whole team failed to make metres
that's definitely what locks are meant to do, go on barnstorming runs
>>74707150
The least a lock can do is get over the gainline in tight situations. If you don't at least break the first hit it should be because it took two or three to make that hit.
t. played lock for 8 years
>>74707081
>>Marmion
>can't kick
Good, do you not see what he does for Connacht?, he runs through defences and causes havoc becuse he's a small fast little shit
W'e got too many players already who just kick away ball straight back to the opposition when we should be holding onto it and playing actual Rugby like Wales did last weekend
>Attack is the best form of defense
Munster fans are disgusting with their, "glad Murray is being rested for Toulouse" spiel
Literally worse then Scousers the absolute knackers
Glad otner is being rested for wasps lads. We need him to take down launchberry a notch.
>>74705552
He's just copypasted the last thread and recycled a pic tßh. Can't blame him.
I would've added the 6N as I usually do, but I was enjoying my beauty sleep.
>>74705565
He has such tiny girl hands.
Is that why he can't catch the ball?
> le starts at 10 man
>>74705513
> fun to watch
> great players
> high meme potential
> legitimately good team
other superugby teams are you even trying
47th post for best team
48th post for best captain
49th post for most /heart/
50th post for most /mana/
>>74710075
>>74710095
>>74710172
>>74710200
how can other teams even compete with this utter domination?
>>74705871
>being out sprinted by a lock as full back
Didn't know D Mac played for them
>double opensides
> defensive winger
>rugby
> barrett
>sam burgess
Opinions on this agreement?
http://www.worldrugby.org/news/232038
>>74711725
Good to see Georgia and Romania getting more chances against 6N teams.
>>74711838
8 Nations when?
>bosh 12
> georgia
>NH rugby
>>74713792
Forgot your fedora man
>>74705871
Tipuric's weird gangly body looks much less strange in an Ospreys uniform
>living the dream
>rugby is not a niche market anymore
Such a shame Ireland were so dissappointing this 6n, could have been so much hype for the match on saturday if we were as good as we thought we were.
If we lose by more than 12 points I think some serious questions have to be asked around leadership and new blood.
>>74716134
Ireland has literally, in the history of rugby, never been as good as the Irish thought it was.
Happy st patty's day btw. Hope you enjoy being American on this most blessed of days.
>>74716985
>patty's day
Triggered. Patty is short for Patricia, as in Patty and Selma.
Paddy is the short form for lads, from the Irish version of the name, Padraig (pronounced paw-rig).
Happy St. Patty's lads.
>>74716985
Better than being Yanks EVERYday like ye lads : )
>>74717502
Yeah, padraig, not Patrick. His name was saint patrick. So it is saint patty's day. Can't believe I need to explain this to an Irishman. You guys are nowhere near as Irish as the real boyos in Boston.
>>74717949
THIS!!!
I bet they don't even dye a river green.
SAD!
happy Saint that Drove Out the Snakes day
/cric/ rules /rug/ drools
Bought some Garage project beers.
I wouldn't touch that Guiness GARBAGE
>>74718111
The craic is pretty good bar lad but /rug/ is better than an Irish pub 2bh
>>74717949
>Schooling the Irish so hard that they limp away from /rug/ and never come back.
I haven't seen an Irishman get destroyed like that since Bloody Sunday.
Great moments in Irish rugby history power rankings:
1. When the Lions won the 2013 tour
=2. Reaching the quarter finals of the World Cup
=2. Reaching the quarter finals of the World Cup
=2. Reaching the quarter finals of the World Cup
=2. Reaching the quarter finals of the World Cup
=2. Reaching the quarter finals of the World Cup
=2. Reaching the quarter finals of the World Cup
8. BOD narrowly avoiding death
>>74720009
Fucking kek
Having a nice pint of Kilkenny to celebrate lads.
>>74720009
You forgot the critical best moment in Irish history fullstop
1. Beating NZ in an exhibition match in USA
>>74720128
>>74720009
You both forgot the biggest moment in Irish history...
https://youtu.be/c7eUxhjfYn4
Unironically started taking a rugby ball to work and spent all of my downtime trying to do that for about a month...
>>74720327
Yep that's easy #1
NZ #2
Lions tour 2013 #3
Got a free hat with my guiness lads. Good craic.
>>74720741
Nice lad. I didn't go to a bottle store this year. Last year I got some socks
I'm 90% sure my mate just fed the chickens lads
Hello friends
>>74720797
How many chickens does he have?
>>74721018
How many chickens is a handful of toilet paper?
>>74721045
Three.
>>74721014
gtfo
>>74721057
He fed 6 chickens from a quick glance in his room and asking if he wanted to go to the bottle store
>>74721045
How do you know how much toilet paper he used?
>>74721095
Here >>74721093
>>74721093
I walked into my mate's apartment once without knocking and he was jerking it furiously at his flatmate's desktop lmao
>>74721150
I have walked in on my brother twice kek
>>74721213
>need a hand bro
Have never been caught in the actual act of wanking
Had a few close calls as a teen though
>>74721283
Have neither caught nor been caught.
It's just sloppiness frankly.
Free hat lads.
>>74721283
anybody who actually gets caught is a retard to be honest
>tfw always leave my door wide open unless I have someone around
>tfw never been caught
>>74721378
>deleted
irish mod?
>>74721553
Your mum always leaves her back door open for me.
>>74721378
Good to hear lad
A good Welsh is key to a good morning imo
>>74721679
Based Sue
my cunterbury bookie/uncle said blues will win
cash in now to be franklin
>>74722020
Cantabrians are liars.
Global season CONFIRMED lads.
Poos or poosaders lads?
the choice is obvious
Tanalbert Umageinstein sacked a game against the highlanders to catch the poosaders unaware and deliver a scathing blow to their moral
>another avocado thread
get some new memes lads
>>74722617
Nice contribution.
>>74722653
cheers i spent many hours coming up with that post
Pulled pork burgers and potato skins tonight lads
>>74722738
Your mum pulled my pork last night, son.
fuck me got an absolutely EVIL welsh brewing lads
giving me the worst bubble guts
so how much did they pay the ref this time lads
>that crowd at the warriors game
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w80NJZd8g8I
BASED
Poosaders about to get EXPOSED
>>74722968
>when the horses come out at the game
Feels good being the most muscular province
>>74722976
envious as fuck. if i wasn't flying to melbourne tomorrow i probably would have gone down, i haven't been to a home game for too long
>>74722984
t. trannyiel
Blues are the worst finishers in NZ
>>74722984
I've turned down the opportunity to go to both home games because I'm too lazy. Going to a game at Forsyth Barr next month though
So shit.
>blues
Pathetic CHEATsaders trying to be dirty!
anything is dunedin worth checking out when im there in mid april
Cumsaders playing filthy already.
would have been a penalty for that air ball if someone had been injured
prove to me that high ball rules ARENT retarded
>>74723014
Yeah couch burning
>>74723014
The leper colony.
>>74723014
hide street mate
>>74723014
No. Drive to Queenstown instead
>>74723020
tell me more
>>74723014
that steep hill they roll jaffas down
crusaders pack impressive desu
blues being wank as usual
why are all the super rugby refs faggots this year?
GOAT try
>>74723036
Fuck skygo must be behind
Crusaders looking weak, useless, and shitty.
Blues are in glorious ascension right now.
M O A L A
O
A
L
A
Teams that are done:
Poosaders
Teams in glorious ascension:
Blues
MOALAAA
>>74723030
pls ignore
piers looking good
got a much better hustle than worst
gaylords
>>74723045
>>74723049
>>74723043
About 2min
Win lineouts
Win the game
This is all the blues need to do
cumguzzlers btfo
>>74723051
Too late get fucked
Cities that are done:
Crushedchurch
Poockland
Cities in glorious ascension:
Tauranga
>>74723055
t. furious southern seal murderer
Reminder that >we are the comeback kids
>>74723085
Just let us enjoy it for a bit
>>74723084
t. cucked zhangsucking northerner
what are they chanting?
fucking lul
>lets stop a maul with no players in there
Crotty BTFO
>>74723092
*quakes*
>cryan shitty
>>74723099
*rains*
stop dropping the ball
>touch someones head
>penalty
wew rugby is fucking dead lads
Moala was literally crouched down in an orthodox tackling stance and the dirty Cumguzzler went down and ran his head at Moala's arm. Disgusting!
>>74723116
Sad!
>>74723101
*rains tries over the Poosaders line*
YEAH
>im glad the crusaders got there
based 'totaly impartial' marshal
>>74723133
SEE
THING
Anyone have an acestream link?
>>74723128
KEK
reminder that dedication and heart will win more tries than le fancy coconut stepping
Poos WILL be continue to be exposed
more like WANKS
>>74723141
How can you get exposed when you've been performing poorly?
Loving this classic, playful Banter between Mehrts. Some real sexual chemistry there.
>poosaders scrum
cheating scum getting exposed here lads
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
HEEY BABY
>playing music during actual gametime
Super Rugby is heading the way of the Big Meme League.
Oh fuck yeah
>>74723169
Music should only be played at halftime. If it has to be during game tume then only when the clock is stopped.
crusaders on wooden spoon watch
Augustine "Gus" Pulu is defeating the Crusaders all on his own.
Jesus Christ Pulu has a mint run game.
halfback depth lads
Halfbacks who are done:
Hall
Halfbacks in glorious ascension:
Pulu
MOALA
POO
O
O
GAY
A
Y
DERS
E
R
S
>Refs fucking over the Crusaders
Ugh, guess I have to watch NRLel tonight
George 'Double Trouble' Moala
> the pile of rubble of the poosaders
>>74723203
>didnt pay the ref enough
kek
EXPOSED
Crusaders weak and inexperienced backline is being exposed by the elite Blues "Future All Blacks Starters" Backline.
>>74723203
Crusaders fans are the fucking worst. Neck yourself you flat land piece of shit.
will come back yet again
WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BLUES TEAM BEEN?
Poosaders thinking they the fucking Patriots by letting cunts get 20 point leads in the first half.
>>74723216
Ihia West was a mistake
>>74723216
trapped behind peehigher west
>>74723216
It's not hard to look this good when you're facing pathetic opposition like the Crusaders. If the Blues went against with actual heart and Mana, like the mighty Hurricanes, they would be behind by around 40 points by now.
>>74723223
He's done.
>>74723222
avocado meme is unfunny, kys
>cumguzzlers
literally pulling a blues
>>74723237
LITERALLY seething
Tough first half for us but we can bring it back.
>>74723227
against a team with actual*
Making mistakes is not okay.
>>74723247
Newcunt
the most dangerous lead
blues playing right into our boys' hands
>>74723246
Based
they WILL throw away this lead
you know the blues
The iPad adverts suck. They are literally made to appeal to technologically incompetent people.
>bringing your infant to a rugby game
>>74723290
That's how BSKs are forged lad
>>74723289
iPads ARE for technologically incompetent people.
GAND BED THAD DASTE
>ipad
Is it still 2013? Who uses a tablet these days?
fuck
Just got BTFO by a Chinese girls lafs. Fuck they're stroppy.
if Wyatt Crockett was sown to a pair of pants he'd be Wyatt Pocket
>>74723323
if Wyatt Crockett was a tool for removing bolts he'd be Wyatt Socket
There's just no defensive coordination in this Crusaders backline. Sad to watch, really.
>Moala
I can already see him demolishing the lions
if Wyatt Crockett was on a chain he'd be Wyatt Locket
Is the number on Moalas back how gears he has?
Moala on ABs watch.
Fekitoa on pooicide watch.
really missing dagg
>>74723332
If Wyatt Crockett was a tool used for tightening bolts he would be Wyatt Socket
ref isn't even bothering to ref the scrums
>>74723335
How many points he'll score tonight.
You women are alright, don't go out to chch and run into fekitoa tonight.
If Wyatt Crockett went into outer space he'd be Wyatt Rocket
>>74723332
If Wyatt Crockett was a winger he would Wyatt Rocket.
>>74723339
Daggs defence would make their backline worse not better
>>74723327
>>74723342
Hmmmm
>>74723344
Is he going to convert a try?
Fekitoa was already getting owned up the butt by ALB. The only time he should ever wear black is at the funeral for his pathetic career.
>>74723335
Number of inches on his penis
Number of French clubs already looking to sign him
How many caps he'll get before somebody replaces him
>>74723363
How many caps he'll get before he gets injured*
If Wyatt Crockett was lining up for a drop goal he'd be Wyatt Pocket
Cowardly Crusaders needing to resort to cowardly methods such as the rolling meme in order to score any points. No surprises there.
very dodgy grounding there
beasting those malnourished blues forwards
If George Moala was a marsupial he would be George Koala.
That grounding was shakier than the ground it was placed into.
Nice "try"
Where's this ref from? Riccarton?
is marshy the least biased commentator ever?
>>74723393
kek
look at this exciting rugby lads
Really disgusting that Christchurch are using earthquake rebuild money to bribe the refs
>>74723397
Gordon Bray.
Reminder that this is the same ref who took stripper money to help out the Queefs last week.
EAT SHIT KEKLAND
> yurosaders
>>74723412
Where did he take the money to lad?
cheatsaders
cudda doyd in the air like that
When will the rolling obstruction meme end lads?
Crowd surfing lmao
About to give my chch missus a blackeye lads.
>>74723428
poos should stop engaging so it actually is an obstruction
there's enough salt in this thread to preserve pork for an army
The lineout take that saved the Crusaders.
Poockland
>Poockland
Poockland
>Poockland
Poockland
>Poockland
Poockland
>Poockland
the ref that saved the poosaders from embarrassment
I actually tipped the Crusaders to win this but there's no way I'll ever root for them. Christchurch should be wiped off the map.
>blues
LOL
Poo's on Pooicide watch
>>74723404
They're coming back from 24 - 5 after being completely dominated in the first half. As a Blues supporter this an edge of the seat game
When did Justin Marshall lose an eye?
>>74723446
>>74723448
DEUS VULT HAHAHAHA
>>74723452
>As a Blues supporter
I'm sorry.
>>74723452
>rolling meme penalty lineout rolling meme penalty rolling meme penalty try
truly edge of the seat
>>74723435
That was a JK special move, his other special move was moving Moala to centre.
>>74723453
Probably sold it on the black market to bribe the refs
Why doesnt Taufua play openside
>>74723465
24 - 5 lead, slowly the deficit gets smaller, all the resets giving the Blues another opportunity to stop the momentum.
Maybe this isn't the sport for you scrub.
>Crusaders hanging onto players without the ball
Fucking disgusting, I hope a mega quake finally levels that shitstain of a town.
deserved the earthquakes to be frank
>>74723474
Because he's not an openside.
>Blues
i've never seen such concentrated seething rage as in this thread
>>74723507
thnx
>bongo cam
Cumgayders are the most boring team
Prove me wrong
>>74723515
only reason the cumguzzlers are in the game is a suspect grounding and some refball
>>74723515
Nah, we're carpet bombing this thread with truthbombs
>>74723526
come back from massive deficit three games in a row
>boring
Tipped the Blues but geez they've had a lot of calls this game.
Still don't feel sorry for the Cumguzzlers kek
>>74723527
>suspect
>literally held up
And I'm a saders lad
>winning a lineout against the crusaders
what the fuck
>the STATE of blues fans
>>74723540
huh?
>>74723548
Only way he can justify the Blues having the lead.
>>74723537
Against SHIT teams that you should have NEVER been behind in the first place
KEK
E
K
POOS BTFO
>>74723562
what position do I play mate?
2 dodgy tries now
LITERALLY SHAKING
>doubting basedsaders
POOOOOOOOOSAAAADDDDDEEEEEERRSSSS
>>74723527
Blues have had some suspect "playing the ball on the ground" calls 2bh
Plus a "locks letting go causing a scrum to collapse" call or too
you cant beat refball
bad luck blues
havili in touch desu
>>74723571
Underrated
>>74723571
Powerbottom
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
>Blues lose the lead
>Drop my phone on my left testicle
It's not my night.
very weak obstruction call there
thats a harsh call
Based Drummond talking trash to that cunt
Our guy.
Am I the only one who thought that was a milk and not obstruction?
POOS CHOCKING
> francis
> the absolute state of blues first 5s
POOS BTFO
>This Casual Crusaders crowd
We was their voice for the the first 55 minutes
>>74723584
Crusaders have just unironically beaten it.
>Blues dive on the ball they just lost and win the call × 7
>Blues locks unbind mid scrum and win the call
Blues literally refballed
Lads. Crusaders have overcome refball three weeks in a row.
How the FUCK do they do it???
>>74723633
They've been cheering the whole game you autist
If Mitch Hunt was an unpleasant guy he would be called Mitch Cunt.
>>74723640
meme magic
*cheats*
LOL
BLUES
WAS IT EVER IN DOUBT
>>74723633
You had the game on mute for the first 55 then lad
Imagine telling people you support the crushedsaders.
someone explain this crusader cheats meme
Would you rather have a team of good backs or good forwards?
Theres your answer
>>74723649
>>74723664
Yeah they've been cheering but not loudly.
>>74723669
salty north island faggots
kek
KEK
K E K
KEEEEEEEEK
>>74723669
The team was literally founded by biggest cheat in world rugby, Bitchie McShit.
Akira ioane is team cancer
>>74723669
It's not a meme, it's a serious problem
>>74723669
line judges clearly favouring the crusaders
>this whole thread
might do an exposé doco on the corruption and bias in canterbury rugby lads
I fucking hate the crusaders.
>>74723679
>>74723681
>>74723682
>>74723700
t. buttblasted jafa
>>74723669
The Crusaders have won 7 Championships and they're generally always a hard team to beat. If someone's supported team challenges the Crusaders but still loses they blame it on the Crusaders getting away with illegal play and biased refereeing.
Since their decline in the last several years the refereeing has become more even. Everyone lifts their game against them too which makes their victories more impressive.
Knew we'd do it, our pack was far more dominant. Can't beat us at home without at least matching our forwards.
>>74723715
what position do you play lad?
could you do a quick interview?
>>74723667
>>74723679
>>74723681
>>74723682
>>74723699
>>74723700
>captcha: crotty extra
prove there is even a better super rugby team
>pro tip
>you can't
>>74723715
Shut your fucking mouth.
>it's the blues year
If Wyatt Crockett was an architectural ornament of curved foliage used at the edge of a spire or gable he'd be Wyat Crocket.
7 TITLES
T
I
T
L
E
S
>>74723730
they would have beaten the chiefs without the red card bullshit
they would have beaten the cum guzzlers without the ref ball
this PROVES there is a conspiracy among new zealand teams to keep the blues down
say it with me lads
OUR
YEAR
Just did a really soft Ireland and I don't think I got it all with the paper. Not going well tonight. Here's hoping the Rebels take it out over the Chiefs.
>>74723675
>home crowd doesn't cheer for the away team
First game you ever watch of sport lad?
nice opener
>everyone ignoring the blues diving all over the ball on the ground to fit their narrative of the cheatsaders
Sad! Thought /rug/ would be a touch more objective when their team, the Hurricanes weren't playing.
>>74723803
/rug/'s team is about to start la'
>>74723803
you're forgetting that the only people penalised for high tackles were the blues yet the crusaders had many
purposefully pushing your lineout catcher over to milk the penalty
a 'grounding' givin by a line judge with no TMO
a try from a play off someone that was in touch
very dirty win by the crusaders
>>74723808
Hurricanes play tomorrow 7.35pm
>>74723835
Thanks for the info, not sure how it's relevant to the line of conversation though.
trying to decide if i care enough about the queefs to watch this waste of time
>>74723843
I'm not
not worth staying up to watch statpadding
Tauranga is the fifth biggest city in New Zealand and yet its best sporting ground is Greerton Marist. Really makes you think.
>>74723850
you cant really play competitive sports over 70 mate
>>74723685
I'm fairly mad.
Is McGOATzie the greatest player to ever wear the 10 jersey?
>>74723857
KEK
>>74723850
Tauranga Domain lad. Greerton Marist has a small concrete stand. Tauranga Domain has an athletics stand.
>>74723860
>>74723869
Greerton Marist doubles as an aquatic arena. You never been to the mock naval battles held there after every time it rains?
jordy reid is so shit
>>74723860
Aaron Cruden > Stephen Donald > Glen Jackson > Mike Delaney > Damien Mckenzie > David Hill > Bruce Reihana
>>74723871
Only ever seen the white baiters and national intermediate Sevens.
>>74723879
>cruden over beaver
>>74723879
How many WC finals has Pooden won?
>>74723885
I'd rather have Beaver but Crudens career and success outshines World Cup Winning white baiter Stephen 'Beaver' Donald
>>74723895
>The only players you knew in that list were Beaver, Cruden and Smugkenzie
>>74723901
this is me
/lifelong/ chiefs fan since 2012
players that are done:
pookenzie
Fucking disaster of a kick from memekenzie
not smug enough i guess
>>74723901
Slander
just because youre playing against a retarded team doesnt mean you should play retarded chiefs
>>74723930
>yfw queefs lose to AFL rejects
>>74723930
They're simulating intensity. It's what the Hurricanes should have done.
Beaver
Chiefs are done.
garbage from the chiefs
What the fuck are the Chiefs doing?
Blues would beat the Queefs and the Poosaders at home.
Nobody can fucking kick either, what the fuck is happening with this game?
Would it be worth it to marathon this game instead of watching the cricket?
>>74723923
COCKtastic Shitspouter exposed
>>74723961
queefs possible but unlikely
crusaders no chance in hell
Is this quite possibly the worst Super Rugby game ever played?
>>74723978
I'm disappointed in the Chiefs tbqh
They're far better than this
At least they scored something
TROY TOIME
THEY ALL COUNT LADS
BIRDBIRDBIRD
TRY!
DOOO....
Wait, how did that happen?
>>74723978
That title will always go to the 2006 final. Crusaders literally paid off the weather to win.
>>74723989
New combinations need time to adjust
juan imoff reffing
>>74723978
Nah man. Their was a Hurricanes Crusaders or Crusaders Hurricanes final a few years back in a typhoon. It was when the Hurricanes wore grey as their alternative strip. Final score was 6 - 3 or 9 - 6 or something dire.
>GOAT fullback gets moved to 10
>New GOAT emerges
Why is Chiefs so good lads?
>>74723998
>>74724005
oh yeah how did I forget about that
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOOOOOOOO
One fucking blade of grass in touch
UNLUCKY
>decent fallback gets moved to 10
>suddenly the team is garbage
really makes my brain work
Shaun Stevenson on injury cover for Ben Smith and Israel Dagg watch
>>74724028
>McKenzie
>Halfback
I know you're shitposting but come on
>>74724030
He's still behind both Barretts on that count desu.
Oh for fuck's sake why are the Chiefs playing so abysmally
Bullshit card
The Chiefs are about to lose to the team that the Blues managed to put 200 points on the other week. Laughing my arse off at the moment.
>>74724048
No no, it was fair. the Chiefs had conceded too many penalties at the breakdown. I'm fucked off, but it was fair
>it's a messam gets a yellow episode
>>74724052
Should head over to the tab and chuck your house on it
>>74724057
Love this one 2bh. Almost as good as Cane gets a yellow.
based messam keeping the rebels in the game
Honestly, Sam Cane is a dirty cheat and I hope he never wears the Black jersey ever again. When Read retires Dane "The Cane" Coles can take over as captain.
Queefs on removal from super rugby watch
I don't understand what's wrong with the Chiefs
Literally why are they playing so shit
>>74724075
coles or ben imo
nobody else has the mind for it
>>74724079
MemeKenzie doesn't know how to run a team. Hansen has been asking Rennie to do this for a while now just so he could shut the armchair selectors up, and his lack of faith in the smug man has been proven.
>>74724089
They have Cruden on now at least
Hopefully he can help them get into this game
>3-7
>against the Rebs
>after 36 minutes
FUCKING KEK
U
K
I
N
G
E
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>74724089
truthbomb
>Meme players at first five
Good job Queefs.
>>74724111
I'm literally seething at the Chiefs' inability to play properlytonight
shift mckenzie to fullback and get rid of one of these trash wingers for stevenson
>>74723895
Counting semis and quarters? (All of which are finals)
>>74724121
>semis and quarters are finals
>>74724131
>Semi final
>Quarter final
>Not finals
Hmmmmmm
Need to go to Hamilton tmrw.
Will the roads be clogged with ambulances?
>>74724140
>matches that aren't the final match
>finals
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
> no meaningful attack
> only try was jammy as fuck
> beaten at the breakdown by the kekels
Empty the bench ffs and get the regular team on
>thinking that statpadding helps your season
When did all the casuals flood into /rug/? This is obviously a part of the plan.
5D chess
>>74724144
>matches named with the word Final in them
>lol not actually a final
Hmm
They'll be fine
>>74724156
>the word quarter means one fourth of
>the word semi means part of
>thinking these mean the game is a final
>Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hope Kane scores 100 tomorrow :)
Teams that are done:
Chiefs
Teams in dubious ascension:
Reblels
>>74724152
Clearly he's decided to make the Chiefs play like shit going into the bye to lull the other teams into a false sense of security
>>74724167
>names literally means part of or portion of a final
>part of a final
>Not a final though lol
Hmmm
>>74724152
Reminder the team that stat padded the hardest last year won with the very critical home finals
>only one of those finals was actually a final though
>>74724168
Reminder that Kane and Trent are both Tauranga lads.
Kane played 10 for western bop in Roller Mills. He should really be playing for the Chiefs right now.
>>74724186
>if I have part of a thing, I have that whole thing
>if I win a quarter of something, I win all of it
Hmmmmmmmmmm
The Indian lads next door were playing backyard cricket and their tennis ball came over the fence so I'm keeping it lol
>>74724189
And? It's 2017 now fuckboi
>>74724198
who the fuck plays cricket at twenty to eleven at night
>>74724198
There is fecal matter all over that ball m8. Probably best not to bring it inside.
Would not trust Mckenzie to lead at 10 next year
>>74724195
>you can win the grand final without winning all the parts of the final
>the parts of it aren't called finals though even though the word Final is actually in there name
Hm
>it's an autists argue semantics episode
Classic
>>74724222
t. Autist arguing semantics
queefs are done
australia on resurgence watch
>>74724222
>>74724229
you know what you are right, time to kill myself
*becomes a chiefs fan*
there, i'll commit suicide before the night is over
>>74724237
Suicide and mental health isn't a joke m8
>>74724237
kek
Imagine being a Chiefs supporter
*violently dubiously ascends*
>>74724244
no but the chiefs are
shitspouter is SEETHING right now
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
LITERALLY IRATE
FUCKING HELL
what club should i bandwagon? im thinking saracens because i actually live 20 km away from the horns of hattin
*boosts the Rebels into ascension*
Are the chefs the good guys saving them from being dropped from Super rugby?
Are they committing soduko to save Aussie rugby?
>>74724258
Too bad I don't have a spouse to beat like a true Hamiltonian
Why are the Chiefs so shit at the breakdown rn?
Im sorry did the chiefs already lose
>Put Mckenzie in the All Blacks they said
>Put him in the starting XV they said
McGOATzie
kek
KEK
>>74724264
Your right watching this game is pretty boring. The Chiefs play tediously boring rugby.
Can't wait for an exciting team to play tomorrow like the Hurricanes.
Why is the rebels 10 so fat
>>74724280
He rebels by eating pies.
>>74724280
He only thought he had to compete vs Smug so let himself go. Needed to give him a fair chance.
Jesus McKenzie
ALL SMILES BIG DMACK
>mcmemezie
Should have been a card really
kek
KEK
K E K
ABSOLUTELY
DONE
O
N
E
>tfw no SR franchise named Avocados
Imagine single handedly destroying your all black hopes in a single game
Where in the NH is he running off to lads? Who would want him?
>>74724280
He's kiwi.
> can you trust?
>Playing an attacking fullback at 10
>Playing a 10 at 12
>Being surprised there is no fluidity
>>74724262
Everyone will respect you and never call you a bandwagonner if you support the Mighty Free State Cheetahs
>>74724339
kek well you're not wrong
I've just realized
How come no one's legs are hairy? Wtf
>>74724262
crusaders obviously
>Israel Dagg
>Israel
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>74724346
They must be part-time swimmers or cyclists
>>74724334
This to be frank
What were they thinking? They knoe they aren't as good as good as the Hurricanes who put 71 points on this team or the Blues who put 56 on their side of the card. What were they thinking?
I don't want to keep watching this tbqh
All it's doing is making me angry
I only ever seem to get this angry watching the Chiefs lose
>>74724346
Have you ever put strapping tape on your legs regularly?
You either shave to save the pain or end up ripping all your hair off. Either way you have hairless legs.
>>74724346
Hair is hard to pick up on the TV unless they are apes. No doubt Mckenzie and Messam shave though.
lucky not to get a card
Melbournes turf is holding up so far, can it sustain all season?
Also, sort the fucking Gull problem out cunts.
Legs shaving is used mainly for turn easy scar of injuries
>>74724380
No, it's literally because tape rips your hair off. >>74724365
t. Have played rugby for years and have had kilometres of tape on my body