I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY HEAD AND NOTICED THAT I HAD BEEN BLEEDING

>you will never be Gotze
>you will never score a world cup winning goal, then get paid to be fat for the rest of your life

is he gonna die?

Is he growing a pair of boobs?

Is that Cher's daughter?

is Götze the next Caitlyn Jenner?

Nice tits.

what a body he has

>I ate Zidane

ITS A METABOLIC DISORDER REEE

looks like cushing-syndrom. His body is producing too much cortisol, that would explain his puffy round face.

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whatever dude.

he won WC and made the winning goal.

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ES IST EIN METABOLIC DISORDER

>>74705247
kek

>>74705247
he is full of chocolate

>>74704702
holy christ, is that Gotze? damn, that career is over then.

Is Dortmund the biggest cuck club in Germany?

>sell your best striker to rival
>they win everything
>sell your best midfielder to rival
>they win everything
>sell your best centre defender to rival
>they're proceeding to win everything
>rival club sell you back your best midfielder
>he gets fat and can't train for the foreseeable future

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>>74705357
and obama will be gone too next year

>>74705357
>for the low cost of £21.7m only :^)

MUH THYROID

>>74704815
JUST

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>>74704919
this is a possibility

>>74705247
top zozzle

>>74705357

Youre implying they wanted to sell their best players.

>Hummels
>best centre

top jej

>>74704815

>You are fat regardless

>>74704702
is he transitioning

>>74704702
Imagine how he would look like without his training.

>>74705009
underrated
>>74704702
He looks like a cartoon character

>>74704702

Thats take out in his hand isnt it?

is he injured?

god fucking dammit can you shut the fuck up with these shitty unfunny threads?

>>74704702

German genetics

he looks like an unfit Hitler Youth

>>74704702
Did you guys photoshop Gotze on a Brendan Fraser picture?

>>74704702
Wait, Mario Götze looks like THAT?

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>>74705688

>>74705688
>German genetics
hardly an insult since he shot the WC winning goal and had a large female following

>>74705556
No I'm not.
And yes Hummels was their best center back.

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>>74704702
>ywn get paizuri from Gotze

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For me, it's Haley Joel Osment

Thomas Brolin in the making

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>>74706122
reminder that this man has a world cup bronze medal, after being narrowly beaten by classic '94 brazil team in the semis. he's also won coppa italia and golden boot.

>>74704702
>this is the guy that cucked messi out of a world cup

top fucking jej

>>74704702
He's a big guy

No seriously, what the fuck does he eat to be as fat as an american?

>>74704702
surely this has been shopped, right?

like all those Chloe Grace Moretz shops that float around on 4chan so you can't really tell what's shooped and what isn't anymore

>>74705556
fuck off buyern faggot

>>74707389
its only a bit streched but not much, hes still bloated, but could be due to meds he takes for his treatment

can someone post the picture of him with a boner at the beach