What exactly is he good at? >inb4 dabbing

dabbing

dabbing

>>74701419
Hair cutting

dabbing

dabbing

>>74701419
being black (i.e., making racist white people mad)

badding

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>>74701419
lossing to Rostov at home

*dabs*

Being 6th, I guess

Strengths:
Tall. Decent strength.
Great technical ability. Soft touch.
Powerful shot.
Long passing.

Weaknesses:
Tends to float around.
Indecisive.
Dwells on the ball too long.
Tries too many tricks and gives ball away for no reason.
Mentally weak and gives up on a match

Current value based strictly on ability:
£8-12mil

dabbing

dabbing

being future GOAT

Pros
- Dabbing
- Shirt Sales
- Strong Base in Slovakia
- Dabbing

Cons
- No Known Weakness

dubbing

>>74701419
Grabbing money

>dabing
>cuting hair

https://twitter.com/paulpogba/status/842102652074921984

>>74701465
His barber most likely cuts his hair

>>74701419
top class dabs

physically strong
tall

>>74704224
It's weird that he'd reply to ESPN FC's tweet, considering all they do on the show is shit on him.

ape skull desu

making harry arter look world class

>>74701728
The Paul Pogba role summed up.

Do FIFA street tricks in the middle of the game when the cameras are rolling, finish with a long pass or a long shot. This creates memes like Rooney's backflip goal. He's essentially an advert aimed at niggers.

Meanwhile you have actual quality players giving him a pass and letting him turn your club into a laughing stock.

Cuck teams ranking:

3rd: Liverpool
2nd: Arsenal
1st: Man United

>>74701419

Marketing

>>74701419
Handshakes

dabbing desu

>>74701419
he makes ozil look like makelele

best number 6 carrier in the world

being a fine representative of the french population

dabbing desu

Hope he has a good game tonight!

>>74701600
is that fucking özil

why didn't they make his body invisible or something

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Winning trophies.

~le cheeky pass

>>74701419
Basically everything. His only weakness is probably concentration which often affects everything else. Mouyes isn't helping by giving him too much freedom. Pogba would play a lot better if he had clearer instructions.

People who rate Pogba know fuck all about football

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jfn-U6EGzU

>>74707877
Embarrassing.

>>74701419
hes extremely good at excelling in a midfield diamond with marchisio, pirlo and vidal

>>74707631
Like Zidane, Buffon, Deschamps or Conte. Right.

Brits don't know shit about football, no wonder your teams are humiliated in the WC, the EC, and the CL.

You think arriving late to a sunday league game, hungover, skipping warm up, putting on the kit full of grease stains from that fish and chips you call breakfast and jogging around the pitch for 30 minutes before you're forced to call for a sub because you're on the verge of vomiting entitles you to an opinion about the likes of Pogba.

But it doesn't, so stick to your sunday league, the second breakfast after the match, the "cheeky banter" with Gaz and Dave "the Ledge" and please don't voice your opinion outside of that pub because it's worthless.

>>74707935
Wrong.

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>>74707965
>this greaseball arsepain

>>74707999
Well, either all these people have no clue... or maybe you don't.

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LOOK AT ME AY

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>>74708044
Seriously, what the fuck are you blabbering on about, Mehmet???

>>74708080
You should work on your reading comprehension, Mohamed.

>>74708080
>>74708129
Calm down lads, we dont want another bombing

>>74708129
Answer the question, you slimey roach cunt.

he's a limited player, in the sense that he doesn't offer enough defensively to sit in midfield and doesn't have enough end product to play as a #10. he needs a 3 man midfield with someone willing to sit in and pass and someone willing to do his defensive work. he's a limited player in the sense that you have to build your team around him, much like old #10's did, but they offered far more end product than him generally speaking or brought players into the game better than pogba does

>>74708453
>but they offered far more end product
Like Zidane? Oh right.

>>74708453
>doesn't have enough end product to play as a #10
created 50 chances in the league playing mostly as a no. 8

>>74708514
Why do you keep strawmming, you filthy twat?

>>74708514
zidane hammers him on assist numbers. pogba has 3 assists in the league this year, while zidane's average was 0.3 assists/game in the league and CL throughout his career. so in theory in the 28 games pogba has played this year in the league he would have had to have 9 assists. I know you can say pogba plays on a worse team blah blah but from a pure statistical perspective zidane shits on pogba nevermind if you actually watched both play, which is something else entirely

>>74708602
Zidane had like 10 assists in his best season at Real, and just 13 in Italy, after 151 fucking games. Pogba is arguably at that point of his career. If Zidane played in the age of social media idiots would shit on him almost as much as they do on Pogba now.

>pogba plays on a worse team blah blah
Like it doesn't matter, right? United will probably beat some kind of record since they create tons of chances but can't finish shit. Can't blame Pogba for Rashford fucking up after getting a great pass or Zlatan missing.

>if you actually watched both play
Both get/got ganged by multiple players making space for their team mates, but Pogba plays next to Fellaini instead of Figo or Nedved. Both also walk/walked around doing not much.

>manurefags seriously defending poogba
ay

>>74708950
I support them and I'm completely embarrassed they paid that much for him after giving him away. But if they were going to why not build the team around him? At this point I think he needs to be dropped.

>>74708875
>or Zlatan missing.
Zlatan has been borderline carrying manure since the day he stepped into the team, are you really trying to shit on him to defend pogdab?

>>74709065
Mentioning his shitty conversion rate doesn't take away all the goals he scored. Besides given his role in the team as a main goal scorer and having the rest focused on that, he's basically just doing his job. Which is fine and good on a good day but a problem on a bad day, that affects the rest of the team.

Which is more of tactical problem than one with Zlatan. Just like many of Pogbas bad performances are more down to tactics.

Not memeing here, other than dabbing, what justifies his transfer fee?

>>74701481
you can hate black people and not be racist.

He's a £90m gift according to Hargreaves xD

>>74710371
He only really needs to dab to justify his transfer fee. Whenever he dabs, customers pay up.

>>74710371
Ability, age, potential, Juve didn't want to sell

>>74701419
>one pound of flesh for the healthy Fabrice Muamba

>>74710679
His agent must do tremendous blowjobs

>>74704175
>Strong Base in Slovakia

underrated

>>74708875
Did you even watch zidane play Hans?

Just comparing him to dabbing dembele is insult enough

>>74712633
Have you seen the fat cunt?

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>>74701419

EVERYTHING! including dabbing.

basically everything except finishing

dabbing

>>74713297
>mfw to good too win the eplel

>>74714670
Underrated post

Remember when he dabbed the ball kekeke

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>>74710617
Wait . so are niggers really gonna spend all that mone y on Pogba if he dabs? This is more autistic than Ty from Arsenal.

>mfw I realise that Ty is one of the smart ones....