/hoc/ Clan edition

>>74697174
Redwings@avalanche ****

>123 posts early

/sp/ is a 500 post limit, bong

>>74697174
Here we go Detroit, Anaheim, Pittsburgh and Calgary HERE WE GO

CLAP CLAP

IS IT A GOAL?!?!?!

Flames vs Bruins

>>74700604
To continue
>Cantpucks
This one is just terrible.

>the city of chad johnson

>anaheim
>no fans
select dos

>>74700706
most of theirs are plays on the city name instead of the team name, like hongcouver or vanpooper or fuck off kippers and show me that sweet ass

>Brad Marchand leading the league in scoring

What the fuck is happening?

>>74700733
manlet uprising

>>74700733
rattastic

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>marshit

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>>74700751
blame CHAD u homo

>>74700751
don't worry, bombston booms will implode when they face the hasb as usual.

>>74700733
He's only 3rd

battle of the backups lol

Holy shit bombston, kill yourselves

>rags vs sabres winter classic confirmed for 2018

is this going to be the lamest one yet? also why not the isles over the sabres? really weird

>the backup goalie of Boston

give me some (you)s this si a very good joke that deserves it

>>74700598
>>74700598
>>74700598
>>74700598

>>74700777
>20+ years
what did he mean by this
also fuck you for trading dougie, don

Holy shit.
What the fuck is wrong with Boston?

>>74700761
dumb fag

>>74700823
Sabres draw better TV numbers

>>74700874
Isn't cricket a Pakistani sport

>>74700823
IIRC it'll be paired up with an outdoor US-Canada WJC game which'll be pretty awesome

>>74700888
Hockey is the national sport of india

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>>74700690
>detoilet
>>74700713
>laffs
>buston busthews

>>74700893
>implying iihf will want cooperate with NHL after all this bullshit with olympics
nhl can just fuck off desu

>>74700903
*Field hockey

Backes is Back

>>74700845
>what did he mean by this
even the shittiest hasb team can push the bruins to the limit and win. i don't get it, the bruins fall for their shit every single time and just fall apart

>>74700888
yeah but it's also big in england and india

>>74700874
>>74700903
i'm telling milkman on you

>>74700855
locally maybe, but they are probably a pretty shit draw nationally.

>>74700917
Yeah Hockey, that's what I said

>>74700874
exceptionally profound and important post, thank you

>order gaming PC a week and a half ago
>finally arrived today
>got all excited to play New Vegas for the first time in years
>can't play it because it crashes immediately

Cheer me up, /hoc/ What game should I watch?

>>74700941
and the islanders are supposed to be better?

>>74700903
If by "Hockey" you mean defecation into the public water supply

>>74700954
flames are getting cucked rn.

>>74700954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xcL5bV8vBg

>both teams on a hot streak
>both teams starting a shit 2nd string goalie

Best game of the season.

>>74700954
ruins vs flames

>>74700910
>being this bootyblasted over nicknames
wew

>>74700955
certainly a better storyline than rags/sabres. no rivalry between those two, and the sabres suck ass to boot.

>>74700941
No hockey team has national fans so you might as well get a team that will give you a good number of viewers

>>74700987
yeah but what if tavares leaves NY?
nielsen already did

>>74700989
LA has national """"""""""fans""""""""""

>>74701038
he won't be gone by next season, he is still under contract until the end of the 2017-18 season. even if they were going to trade him, they'd wait until the deadline and this game would be before that

besides nielsen wanted to stay, snow was just retarded and went after stamkos

Can you post your best Bruins images? My collection is lacking =(

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>>74701125

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>>74701125

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>>74701125
Average BAWstonian

>>74700932
Yeah all Pakistani countries

>boston sports
>ever

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>>74701125

>>74701183
>>74701188
>>74701190
>spoonfeeding

did they just play the legend of zelda theme at the bruins game?

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>>74701125

>flims
ahhhahahahaha

>>74701228
I haven't posted rask JUST since last years playoffs

>>74701230
are you surprised that reddits team like legend of reddit?

K so trump gives Appalachian coal workers some kind of subsidy to relocate to farm country and pick veggies and fruit so the Mexicans don't have work here and then boom.
Problem solved America

>>74701258
End of regular season I mean. Ruins didn't even make the playoffs lol

>>74701265
Calgary is reddit's team?

>>74701277
yes

>>74701265
i thought reddit's teams were the reddithawks and redditcats

>>74701274
>lol

>>74701277
calgary is worse

theyre pedos team

>>74701265
Am I reddit if I actually live in Boston and I don't normally follow hockey?

>>74701190
I want a fist bump and a punch in the face from Marchand.

>>74701284
explain pls

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>>74701292
the mild are the pedo's team

>>74701277
They post on CP forums, they're hot for kids. That's why they love that baby face manlet

>>74701291
sorry ill make sure to use the secret club lingo now kek

OFFICIAL LIST OF REDDIT TEAMS

>FLAMES
>FLYERS
>BOSTON
>PENGUINS
>CAPITALS
>KINGS
>SHARKS
>WILD

THATS REDDIT, EVERYONE ELSE IS OOD

NOW RETURN THERE REDDIT

>>74701299
They have the best D and reddit loves the D

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>>74701314
the cool teams

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>>74701307
They literally post on child porn forums

>>74701336
and what are you posting on right now?

>>74701272
>Coal workers

You mean claim holders. Which is basically some inbred family handing down their claim from generation to generation to levy and fuck with.

>>74701314
Sharks, Flyers, and Flames?? I don't understand.

>>74701314
you put wild in where the reddithawks go

>>74701292
this desu
>literally having a child rapist on your roster
the cup will be forever tainted until his name is removed

>>74701364
sharks have the most autistic and underaged fans in the league. dude beards lmao make them even more reddit

flyers are the only nonreddit team on that list because of how goony they are

>>74701365
nice try mn pedo, stop projecting and return to reddit

>>74701391
>reddithawks
desu

>Reddit team list
Oilers
Kings

>>74701395
blackhawks are anti reddit NOW FUCK OFF PEDO

>>74701417
>reddithawks are anti-reddit
doesn't make sense desu

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>tfw every team except for the islanders is reddit

feels good to be desu

i browse reddit what are you faggots going to do about it

>>74701442
>hipster: the team
>not reddit
sorry buddy

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


1. Chicago Blackhawks 20905
2. Toronto Maple Leafs 19060
3. Detroit Redwings 18839
4. Boston Bruins 15349
5. Pittsburgh Penguins 13791
6. Philadelphia Flyers 13675
7. Vancouver Canucks 13356
8. New York Rangers 11543
9. San Jose Sharks 10672
10. Montreal Canadiens 9751
11. Washington Capitals 9216
12. Minnesota Wild 8379
13. St. Louis Blues 7775
14. Los Angeles Kings 6935
15. Edmonton Oilers 6193
16. New Jersey Devils 6165
17. Colorado Avalanche 5805
18. Buffalo Sabres 5606
19. Dallas Stars 5259
20. Ottawa Senators 5053
21. Anaheim Ducks 4844
22. Calgary Flames 4820
23. Tampa Bay Lightning 4733
24. Winnipeg Jets 3709
25. Nashville Predators 3651
26. New York Islanders 3532
27. Columbus Blue Jackets 3442
28. Carolina Hurricanes 2269
29. Arizona Coyotes 2259
30. Florida Panthers 2076
Total 248662

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/57kgq8/i_got_bored_and_decided_to_make_a_list_of_the/

>>74701463
>making shit up
downvote now go back

>>74701475
go take a look for yourself reddithawk

>>74701463
>Duck Fan
>WHEW

CONFIRMED FOR NOT REDDIT TEAM

>>74701463
/our guys/ are the avs and below

>>74701486
>Duck Fan
you contradicted yourself

>>74701359
A Mongolian Knitting board

>>74701508
wait this isn't the Seychellois stock exchange?
fuck

Flames flaming out

>4-2 Bruins
>Angus MacHaggis on suicide watch

kek flim flames

FLIMS EXPOSED
they're gonna get swept desu

fuck come on flames

>Letting Spooner and Beleskey meme on you
Embarrassing

>>74701598
Don't you me John Jackson? He's english after all

>2 on 0
Good one Flames

I wonder what it's like to be a pro sports player named CHAD JOHNSON

>>74701613
You mean John MacJackson. He's Scottish.

and that's why the Bruins let Bartkowski walk

>>74701633
>He's Scottish.

Pretty sure he's a queen loving Englishman

>>74701627
Probably more satisfying if he wasn't shit

>>74701671
Queen loving Scot.

>>74701314
>no blackcocks
>flimflams
>ruins
>mild
why

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Bulju will single handedly sweep the flims flams

flames look like shit desu

in the playoffs, if the two teams in the game are american, who do canadians cheer for? whoever is further north, unless that team is a rival?

>>74701712
chicago isnt fucking reddit you autistic turbonigger

>>74701732
chicago is stupid reddit you fucking nigger

I am fucking telling you as I did two weeks ago

Beware of the Bruins

There's something about that team right now. Even they're losses look hard fought. This team feels very Penguin-ish from last year.

>>74701730
>falling for the "all canadians cheer for a canadian team to win the cup" meme

>>74701713
>can't even go PPG in the ahl

sad!

>>74701732
kek whatever redditer

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>>74701314
>Tfw only cali team not reddit

>>74701713
Bust

>>74701730
northern-ness is not so much a factor, the only southern teams that are universally reviled are the sparkledogs and redditcats.

honestly it is more of a case-by-case judgement call

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Shawty
Getzlaf

>>74701750
reddit: the post

>>74701756
I'm so tired of this, but I hear it from my dad and uncles and people in their 50s. It's like being a Canadian team, full of less Canadian players than an American team, is a bigger victory for Canadian hockey.

Like why the fuck would I want to cheer for the Habs just because they're Canadian?

>>74701756
>cheering for another country's team
KEK

>>74701750
It's what happens when you drain the swamp of habs apologists

>>74701810
>not being able to watch a game without cheering for one team or the other

casual

alright you faggot ass flames get one

next 5 minutes with Khudobin will be interesting desu

>>74701730
I go by which team has a player/players I like.

can you autists shut the fuck up about reddit FOR ONE FUCKIJNG DAY????

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>>74701909

Where the fuck is Ewen, I told him the Bruins were gonna win and he just wouldn't believe me.

OFFICIAL SUNBELT TEAMS SUCCESS POWER RANKINGS

"Success" Tier
1) Tampa Bay
2) Nashville
[POWER GAP]
"Questionably Successful" Tier
3) Dallas
4) Carolina
[POWER GAP]
"Complete Disastrous Failure" Tier
[POWER GAP]
5) Florida
6) Arizona

>>74701909

t. reddit

>>74701880
Trying to move the goalpost there. I never said you couldnt pick one team over another just >your team should be canadian.

>>74701933
>2. nashville
shit list

>>74701935
Oh so you're illiterate. What I said was, real Canadian hockey fans only want their team to win the cup. I hope the other 6 Canadian teams never even make the playoffs.

>>74701750
>Even they're losses look hard fought
Firstly, their
Secondly, they're in a tight playoff race, no fucking shit they're fighting hard for every point

>hurr durr reddit reddit reddit
grow the fuck up

>>74701967
homerism knows no objectivity

>>74701986
you have to go back

>>74701933
Why is Nashville above the Canes when the Canes have won a cup

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Last two digits is how many games Matthews goes without a point

Khodobin brings it home, but not without the lulz

>>74701986
reddit i've had enough of your shit fuck off back where you came from

>FLIM FLAMS

LMAO

BRUINS BABY JUST WIN BABY

>>74701810
My favorite player is a Canadian.

>>74702006
because canes are worse financially and are on the verge of relocation

>FLAMES EXTINGUISHED

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>>74702006
Because they have better attendance than >us and havent missed the postseason for a decade

Nice Canes Cup dubs btw

Matthews is a better player than Laine

>Flames have been extinguished

Based Jack

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>Gifted two goals
>Still couldn't win

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>BRUINS FUCK BOTH /HOC/ AND THE FLAMES

I'm masturbating furiously tonight with your tears as moisturizer.

what game do we watch now? I need to go to reddit and find a stream

Wow Calgary took it up the ass this game

Cocky fuckers getting their ass handed to them

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>>74701759
>>74701782
>Historic 10 game winning streak
>Only one point ahead of the Oilers

Sad!

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>>74702065
Bruins are my eastern team, this was a good night for me.

>>74702082
Blows
Another coach-changing team on a roll

Who's the camel jockey? I thought Roger Millions was the Flimmer's interview stooge.

>>74702082
Blows vs Cucks

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>March 15th

Beware of the Bruins

>>74702128
Some guy from CBC. Tonight was a national game so it was time to shill diversity

>watch a Cucks game
>crowd is empty

Feels good to be a fan of a team like the Kings with dedicated diehard fans and not just fairweather fans who never attend games

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>>74702132
>And then they lost to the Oilers and all killed themselves

>>74702053
Laine should still win the Calder since it's historically always been awarded to the points leader.

Shitty analysts have just been pulling advanced stats out of their ass and muh "more well-rounded" player because Laine is roasting his azz.

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>Marchand leads the league in goals
>Marchand also is tied for the lead in points with McMeme and Therapist

>>>>But there are STILL people that don't think he should get the Hart

stay mad cuckos

>>74702141
>kongs
>not empty when the sucked
>10 million population
>just need < 1%
>still can't fill it up

>>74702141
This post is a jape, right? There were literally zero Kings fans before 2012.

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>>74702145
>implying meme mongols can help you now
poor lad, t.b.h.

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>>74702156
>He plays in a division where the Leafs are a playoff threat

>>74702156
McDavid is still more valuable to the Oilers.

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>>74702156
What a great player and role model. Manlets everywhere can learn something form him.

>>74702179
Atlantic has not had a good year.

>>74702141
You must be trolling, kongs didn't sell out any games until they won a cup and the lakers started sucking. Expect a 10% decline in attendance next year.

>>74702179
>McMeme plays in a division where the shorks are the division leaders

REALLY makes one think

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>>74702132
March 16 beware of the Oilers

>>74702201
that would be a problematic pic if he was doing it to a person and not a >rag

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>>74702225
>Last year's West champion

>>74702201
I wish that the Nose was my son. He would be my best boy, and I would be his best pep-pep

>>74702241
Ya the fucking West is joke.

>>74702155
But Matthews plays center, a much harder position

>>74702209
>That tank job the lakers are pulling for Lauri Markkanen
Finnish dominance expanding to apehoop

>>74702257
>The East's best team just got shut out by the Flyers

>>74702225
>He plays in a division with no superstar talent
>He plays in a division where you can harvest free points from the laffs and Sabres
>He plays in a division where despite all of that the leader has less points than the 1st wildcard


Extremely sad!

>>74701732
>reddithawks

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>>74702265
But the East's best team just extinguished a scorching hot Flames team

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>>74702236
Not a problem! Here is a textbook hip check.

>>74702225
Shorks are always a good regular season team. They can't shork if they don't look good first. Meanwhile the top team in the Atlantic is a group of goalie babbies that hired your sloppy seconds

>>74702276
You are behind the Ottawa Senators.

>>74702290
looks like a low bridge seeing as his hip is at about the knee level of the other guy

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>>74702276
>The Flames are somehow a measuring stick for good teams
>The Oilers already swept them

>>74702267
>no superstar talent
ummm Marchand exists you know
>free points from the Laffs
>lead has less pts than 1st WC
literally the second best team in the Pacific is an 82 point Calgary team and the "best" is 1 (one) pt ahead of the WC lmao

Absolutely fucking kek

Prepare your butthole, Poomonton

>>74702305
>>74702335
>literally incapable of seeing the true Bruins capabilities

Literally Claude was holding us back. This is the REAL Bruins team, and they're clearly the East's best.

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>>74702374
Until you hilariously lose to Ottawa in the playoffs.

>His team peaked too early

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_Stanley_Cup_Finals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990_Stanley_Cup_Finals

What did Boston mean by this? Why did they make Bourque go to Colorado to win a cup?

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>>74702335
And the laffs swept the oilers and are 3-0 against the broons, so you're both garbage

>>74702402
>>74702404
fucking SHAKING
I can't fucking wait to wipe the floor with Poomonton next game

Marchy hat trick guaranteed

cap this fucking post

>>74702411
Yeah but you're not making the playoffs because your defense sucks.

>B-B-But muh Kadri

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>>74702411
Kadri threatened to suicide bomb the refs

>>74702141
Shit bait is shit

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you're all going to get fucked in the playoffs anyways who cares

>>74702555
trips confirm
based tampa

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>>74702555
>blots
yawn.

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Hello /hoc/ friends. I hope all of your are having a good evening. Any Nordic posters still awake? How many pints of blood will be shed in the Battle of Alberta? If not I hope to meme with the rest of you. Cheers!
-Jeremy from Sioux Falls

>>74702585
jeremy, last time i drove through sioux falls the river had flooded and jail broke all the animals in the zoo. we saw exotic road kill. did the town ever recover?

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>>74702555
>tfw the tesla coil zaps kucherov in the second period

>pacific gets vegas
>central needs a team
i think you guys know what this means
O M A H A

>>74702641
Go to bed peyton

>>74702602
Mostly. The zoo is still around but their collection hasn't recovered. Still looking for the Red-Tailed Hawk, last I heard it was in a fight.
But the people here are very resilient, some would go as far to say we are made of stone.

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>>74702585
has your mayor done anything to fix the infrastructure?

>>74701961
>Still trying to move goalposts
>the irony of claiming illiteracy
Ok great but just because you dont wamt the other teams to win doesnt mean ypu should want american teams to win either.

oh there you go lubes

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Do >we just keep riding Bernier, or do >we put gibson back in when he's healed?

if you only had five seconds

what would you do?

>>74702921
Meme

>>74702919
Gibson for the last 3 games to shake off some rust when we lock a spot. Playoffs are long and we're going to need both of them.

>>74702921
make a kipper's ass edition /hoc/ no matter how many posts early

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>Sam Steel has 130 points in 64 games
>He was left off Team Canada at the WJC
>Busts like Virtanen went twice
>Team Canada wonders why it keeps losing
They won't ever learn.

>>74702962
I feel like bernier is only good because he in every night now. Like if we take him out he'll go back to a 50% sv for the first 5 minutes.

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>>74702972
you-know-who had some really powerful sway in this matter anon, she could really throw her weight around

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>>74703004
Wouldn't wanna get in her way

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>>74703026
definitely not, she is THE apex predator

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>>74701463
>tfw least reddit team

>>74701463
Feels good not being a leddit team

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what position would he play?

Why does reddit like the Blackhawk so much anyways?

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>>74703191
Cause Reddit are a bunch of bandwagoners.

>>74703207
Then why aren't the kongs loved?

>>74703218
All their fans got deported to countries without internet access.

>>74702350
>An angry manlet on a hot streak is what passes as a superstar in his division

Sad!

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>its another episode of some canadumb posts /tv/ memes thinking he is funny
No one gives a fuck about Chloe anymore. I bet you still fart post.

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>>74703311
fake news desu

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>>74703311
>Chloe is a /tv/ meme
No, fuck you it's also a /ourbust/ meme

>>74703164
I wonder if he is truly a Wild fan

>>74703764
Everyone deep down is secretly a Wild fan.
They just don't know it

>>74703800
what is it about Montreal and getting fucking rekt?

so many crazy highlights of people getting rekt and Montreal is usually on the receiving end...every season.

>>74703848
Not enough goons in da system. The only ones to be scared of are Price and Weber now.

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>>74703800
>There will never be another 5'9 Russian ubermensch that took matters into his own hands

>>74703885
Bure was a GOD.

Too bad I was too young to see him in his prime

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>>74703885
>The current shitty of Ruskie hokkie

>>74703909
Arizona Coyotes

>>74703938
To Seattle maybe and end up as the 4th most popular sports team in the city, behind the fucking soccer team

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so are they just tanking for the draft pick or what?

>>74703909
>rags

>>74703938
I doubt it, if the NHL was going to move them they would have put them in Vegas instead of doing an expansion.

Doing an expansion sort of proves they are not focusing on relocating any teams, at least not any time soon.

>>74703909
canucks

>>74703948
They just lost a road game to a team that is starting to get a little momentum.

Two horrible teams played, the slightly hotter team won.
Surprisingly the Avs have now won 3 out of 5. *golfclap*

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>>74703948

>>74703965
be a canucks fan then my guy

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>>74703921
>this really happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkuYHbKEuZw

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New Zealand NHL team WHEN?

>>74704118
do you guys even have any ice rinks?

>tfw haven't even bothered to pick an NHL "team" (they're franchises) and only watch what ever I feel like watching

Feels guud.

Also,
>rags

>>74704129
they don't even know what ice looks like, its why one of their airplanes managed to crash into antartica.

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>>74704129
Yeah lad check it out

269th for first finnish post of the thread

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Inadvertently BTFO'd a Finn

Official Mitch marner nickname:

Mitch the Bitch

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>kiwi posting again
starting to get a little stinky in here lads

>>74704362
bitch moaner

>>74704231
what the fuck

>>74704391
Bitch boner or possibly bitch barnyard

Official thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zAxPqKa8Y

ps. aho is a smart player

I was watching highlights and I thought some weird Indian guy scored for detoilet, until I saw it was Athanasiou. They pronounced it like at-hanna-see-you. Americans truly are retarded kek.

>>74704604
How would u pronounce his name bae

>>74704653

Anthanasiou-a

>>74704653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQTPMRFwcsQ

Like here in the beginning of video.

Fun Fact: the blue jackets winning streak, while historic, failed to defeat the previous record held by the Penguins. Jaromir Jagr, now currently a Florida Panther, is the only player left from that team and thus is the only player the Blue Jackets technically have yet to defeat.

It's more a testament to Jagr's godliness than anything else, but still.

>>74704725
I dont understand this post.
What does beating jagr have to do with the record

>>74704725
>didn't mean to post yet

The Jackets have a chance to fix that tonight as the host Florida. They have not yet beaten Florida this year.

>I'm getting a green seat for this one. No, I won't post from the rink ffs stop trying to get my mac id faux news

>>74704747
It's just useless knowledge.

Florida whoops their ass most of the time anyway.

Watching the 1990 All-Star game. Mario Lemieux was a God. Just on another level than everyone else at this point in his career. Also interesting to see how much harder the players tried back then compared to today's All-Star games, going all out minus finishing checks. Also weird to see Doc with a full head of hair.

>>74704129
we have 5

Jokerit will return to the finnish league for the 2018-19 season no doubt

>>74704778
it's cannon shirt night though. Jagr is doomed.

>>74697174
Pussy meme

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Rat King is elite. Hes gonna win the fart ross and Rocket Richard.

>>74704752
Reminder the Jackets streak was a meme and was nowhere near as impressive as the Penguins because the Jackets are OT babbies

no, finnish (You)s arent charity. we fought long and hard for the privilige to wear this flag and you just want us to give them away for free? I dont think so bucko

>>74706047
Pekka :(

>>74706037
>>74706068

Have you's. Enjoy

>>74706093
Not sad anymore!

Dammit, Finland.

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>>74706106
Who /lifelong/ here?

>>74706106
>Las Vegas Golden Knights have as many playoff wins as the Atlanta Thrashers/Winnipeg Jets organization.

Really makes my brain blast go fast.

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>>74706115
right here

>>74706176
>>74706160
back to /mu/ with you

>>74706118
Yes.

I just got warned for that post. Even the janitors think the Knights are low-quality.

They're right, dammit.

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>300 for NEW MAP WHEN

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>La77s
>1967

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Finally a league to rival the Kontinental Hockey League..

http://boards.sportslogos.net/topic/96786-nhl-super-league/

>>74706307
what the fuck is this and what the fuck are those logos

>>74706301
kys

>>74706307
>no team from Saskatchewan
dropped

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>>74706315
Some dud reowrked every team logo and uniforms, he even added some.

Some are poop, some are great like the broklyn islanders logo
>>74706334
Saskatoon Blades are good enough

>>74706342
I don't see them on them map though, so the map and the idea behind it gets dropped

>>74706334
>Saskatchewan fanboys

>>74706342
>hockey in Houston
About that.........

>>74706307
This is amazing

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>>74706429
Just gotta wait the arena owner dies
Trust

>>74706454
I don't think the problem with hockey in Houston is the arena.

The problem is Houston is a 100-degree swamp.

>>74706528
Tell that to uncle Gary

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How do we save the western conference?

>>74706565
Las Vegas

>Team USA Women
>we're boycotting an event that would actually earn us some money because we're not paid enough in a league that draws as many fans as recreational soccer
>we're sure to grow attendance by skipping one of the few events that shines a spotlight on our sport and has the potential to generate new interest

Am I missing something, or is this unfathomably retarded?