/heem/: northcutt edition

>>74694902
my sides are in orbit

>>74694854
i like him a lot, more than most people here, but i swear somethings really off with him ...

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rogan podcast is kinda boring today

good OP bud

Good OP, OP

>>74694947

Who are these guys?

heem was so much better a year or 2 ago

>>74695126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccYyvWpFLCs

>>74695177
>year

No

>two

Yes

>>74695177
Shut up. I've been here since 2005 4chan was never "better."

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>>74695126
no idea

>>74695279
This is what newfag shitposters say

>>74695177
It was better before Conor

Much calmer

>>74695279
go to b now and tell me its not worse than ever before
>>74695243
even a year
>>74695362
yes

>>74695378
i've been on there every day all day since 2005 lol

enjoy being 20 you zilch

hey guys guess who lmao

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Hope you are having a good day /heem/

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>>74695126
those are the primary investors in the UFC

ttt

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>3pm in USA
>school is out
>autism vommence in 3 .. 2 .. 1

>>74696436
it's 6pm on the coast with the most

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>runs into your fist
>gets heemed


Nothing personnel, McGregor.

>>74696590
Nice... I came looking for Mackenzie Dern weigh in, but this will do nicely. Didn't know Cat had an ass like that.

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>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phil davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phil davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
>
>
>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>rip the chris
>your sister does indeed back down if you know what i unironically mean

>>74696744
I'm not a fan of your early work, but I can appreciate the nice bunda you post

>>74694854>>74696744
lmfao

>>74695310
is it? because i'm 34 and i've been posting here daily since 2005 you fucking zilch. i literally don't give a fuck shut up

>>74696817
if this is true then solve this riddle
Michael Bisping is the champ, and yet according to physics, he cannot exist.
Why?

>>74696744
source gringo! andale

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>>74696744
who?

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>tfw ate a whole pint of ben and jerrys again

>>74696988
>>74696902
>>74696788

you know thats a boy, rite?

/heem/ is like the old school MMAWeekly forums but much gayer.

I like it

>>74697002
you sure? google search didnt find shit for me

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>>74697002
>current year
>not embracing the feminine penis

>>74695299
fugg they are so old

>look in mirror
fugg me 2

>>74697002
bilf

>Rogan is now the YouTube celebrity hour

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>>74697069
>it's a swassiland feeling old episode

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Manuwa vs Anderson
Nelson vs Jouban
Pickett vs Vera
Allen vs Amirkhani
Duffy vs Madadi

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>>74697144
Manuwa
Jouban
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy

>you now remember that Houston Alexander is for real!

>>74697164
Jouban lol

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>>74697144
Manowar
Jouban
Pickett
Amirkhani
Joe "yes I'm one of the -3 on Conor's record" Duffy

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>>74697144

Manuwa
Nelson
Pickett
Allen
Duffy

>>74695362
Well, Conorfags aside, there's also the Schaubtists, cuckposters, and Adan. /heem/ stood no chance against such overwhelming autism.

>>74697144
how many picks are we allowed to make?

>>74697069
holy shit youre right. fuck aging man

>tip your fedora for millions of views on YouTube
>become a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience

>>74697225
hi newfriend

>>74697192
"Tumenov is totally gonna knock out Gunnar and send him to Lightweight"

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Who is your FAVORITE current UFC fighter?

>>74697069
fuck you i still look somewhat young

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>>74697225

Please man they aren't THAT important

these autists who namefag and race bait and hate on wmma and post the same fucking picture every day are pissing into an ocean of piss...they don't do anything but waste their lives here and they think they actually are humorous. I mean honestly how pathetic can you be?

Those of us who have lives and come here to talk about fights can do so whenever we please.

/heem/ is the true fight fan's board, not some virgin cheeto finger autists personal internet sandbox

Just stop giving them (You)'s and they'll eventually fuck off

>>74697290
Shut the fuck up, Adan.

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>>74697144
Anderson
Jouban
Vera
Allen
Duffy

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>>74697144
MANUWA by TKO
NELSON by DECISION
VERA by SUB
ALLEN by DECISION
DUFFY by DECISION

>>74697294
Gunni gonna chokey

Chokey chokey chokey

>>74695709
>From Cro Caps to full webms
I'm on board with this

>>74697069
they're younger than me by YEARS and i look 18
women are shit

>>74697310

this>>74697308, bud

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>>74697144
Manuwa
Nelso
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy

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>>74697069
>tfw I turn 40 in 6 weeks

>>74697308
>who namefag

lol nice try jacsperg

>im gonna check out for 5 hours

lol

>>74697308
I dunno, man. It seems like there are more artists every card. Every card I come to chill with my fite fan brothers, and each card that passes, it seems to get a little less fun. It's really gotten to the point where like 80% of posts in any game night thread are shitposts.

I think one day soon, I'll stop coming altogether.

>>74697322
Jouban is gonna 29-28 him the fuck out bud

>>74697408
are you serious bud

>>74695126
You want the basic gestalt or the big enchilada?

>>74697361
age is just a number I turn 21 in ten days yet I feel like I'm closer to 60 also I'm losing my hair, I might just give up

>>74697402
its called aging you little whiny piece of shit lol

>>74697429
dude come on lol

>>74697308
>hate on wmma
this post is so reddit

>>74697429
Damn CodyFan

Shit sounds rough

silva vs gastelum wtf? i've been out these last two days

can somebody tell me if this is real

plz

>>74697326
Men always get the last laugh. Women look hot as fuck from like 16-25 or so and get to act like complete bitches and have dudes stumble all over themselves giving them attention. Then we take over. We get better looking with age. I'm in my 30s and I've never gotten more ass than I do now.

Women just fall right the fuck off. It's hilarious, because a lot of them are used to being treated like princesses and thinking that shit'll never end. Time is our greatest revenge.

>>74697466

lol mad cause half the womens roster could choke you out in 5 seconds?

yeah, you mad. keep calling them shit while they get more and more popular.

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>>74697472
ES REAL

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Who says you have to grow up?
#kid4ever

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>>74697472
es real

>>74697468
CodyFan is literally 16 lel

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Why did Claudia have to lose?

>>74697472
es real

>>74697501

surprised they haven't split yet tbqh. Brendan has been a turbo douche lately.

>>74697466
Jacaroid sperg is a loser who is here 24/7, he's not being serious, just seriously pathetic

>>74697475
the real laughing matter is that you didnt find a suitable mate by now

>Then we take over.
jesus christ dude lol

>>74697506
Damn. I kinda feel bad for giving him as much shit as I have. Dude's just a lonely kid, even if he does have autism.

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>>74697529
Good one.

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weidman sperg!

>>74697542
Yeah people have been pretty harsh on him desu since he's just a kid. He's admitted some of this stuff before. It's kinda weird

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>>74697472
es real

>>74697542
you should be ashamed for bullying him

>im gonna check out for 5 hours

Lmao

I don't know if I can stand dr. Wyman anymore

>>74697618
He comes off as a complete mark on Twitter but he's pleasant to listen to on Heavy Hands

>>74697429

lol brah your best years are still a ways ahead of you

love yourself brother

>>74697615
Not gonna lie, I do feel like a bit of a piece of shit.

Sorry about that shitposting earlier, it wasn't me. My account got hacked. Got it all straighter out now.

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>>74697603

Flyweight division on paper could seriously be a great division

Mighty Mouse, I fucked guys like you, Cejudo, Horiguchi, Bagautinov, Dodson, Lineker, McCall, Elliott, Borg, Moreno, Smolka, Makovsky, Horiguchi, Formiga, Reis, Sergio, Hiro, Pantoja

Still my boy division

>>74694711
Quick 5 hours

mousasi is so fucking boring

>50 posts early
it's funny because i guarantee someone in here reported this thread

>>74697739
looks like it was just in time bud

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the serra longo JUST crew

>>74697812
>hey noob, wanna LAN CSS against my team?

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Just watched this and I'm surprised how much of the undisputed UFC middleweight champion was in there, way more than I expected

>>74697764
i'm not your bud bub

am bendin swib is good fighting

Why is everybody counting Silva out, as if Gastelum is unstoppable just because he beat ring rust Tim "hadn't fought in 2 years" Kennedy and Vitor who hasn't looked good since 2013.

Silva hasn't looked great but he's not on nearly as much of a downward spiral as the last three guys kelvin fought. He arguably beat Bisping. And although DC held him down most of their fight (which Kelvin won't do), Silva had him in trouble when they were on the feet. And then he ends up beating Brunson, an actual middleweight with KO power.

I definitely see a scenario where Gastelum pull off the win, but I could also see Silva pulling off some shit like >>74697502 where the old guy btfo's the newer fighter

>>74697941
>And then he ends up beating Brunson

"no"

is sneb a good fight

>>74697941
gassy took tyron to a split dec too

>>74697947
Yes friend, check the score cards

>>74697978
Fake news

>>74697941
>Why is everybody counting Silva out
because casuals are mindless nuthuggers

Kevin has a pretty good chance but I dont see him finishing silva. Kevin gets countered often and silva it the best counter striker out there. Kevin would probally try to wrestle him to a DEC

>>74698029
I've never really watched any of kelvin's fights except his last two. How's his wrestling?

>>74697941
>arguably beat Bisping
This isnt arguable. Bisping 1,2,4, clearly.

>Silva had him in trouble when they were on the feet
He had that one front kick at the very end of the fight. That's it

>And then he ends up beating Brunson
Thanks for the laugh bud

>>74698029
>casuals
>Kevin
>hurr durr I'm just pretending
Heem urself

>>74698062
Not elite tier but good, could mix it in with the striking

>>74697941
So that if he wins they can act like Silva beating a top 10 welterweight is amazing

>>74698120
kelvin/kevin wgaf same shit wasnt even pretending

>>74698140
>cant even spell an easy name correctly

>expects anyone to take him seriously

>>74698140
Heem yrself neway

>>74698161
>spergs about 1 letter
what do they call you on here again

>>74698171
Dad

>>74698171
>spergs about being a casual

GOD btw

>>74697981
>hobbitess confronts argumentative striking goblin with the one true ring

>>74698189
>>74698190
>cannonier is my lowkey boy btw

>>74698190
B-brendan?

Tyron Woodley > Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson

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>>74698309

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>>74697144
Manuwa
Nelson
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy

>>74698327
>>74698309
sup jacaroid

>>74697907
good actor?

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>>74698348

>>74698327
>>74698371
I love it. Put these people in their place.

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>>74698382

>>74698382
Hello not Jacaroid sperg. Is there a reason youre talking to yourself?

>>74698398
Seek professional help.

>>74698400
smell my nuts

>>74698352
Not any worse than the rest of them but it's a One Liners the Movie, except for Vin Diesel

*checks out for 5 hours*

*returns in less than 1*

*lectures about mental health while digging through 5GB blacked folder in basement*

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t-wood bros, ASSEMBLE

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Name the worst fighter in the UFC. Objectively. Literally. Unironically.

>>74698414
you made OC about me!

probably one of my biggest fans desuu

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>>74698426
it's actually Grasso O'Clock

>>74698426
/WOODLEY/ reporting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw

>>74698428
kailin curran

>>74698428
CM Punk

>>74698428
the lowest ranked woman fighter

>>74698442
>tyson

dude tyron has fought literal top 10 guys every fight for 10 years lol

>>74698472
You coud almost say 24/7

>khabib missed weight

>>74698074
>Bisping 1,2,4
That's not my point. Silva arguably KO'd him and you're kidding yourself if you don't think if there had been 3 more seconds in the round, the fight would've been stopped.

>Thanks for the laugh bud
Whatever, check their records. Silva by UD

member when khabib deleted his own career?

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>>74698539
>so you wanna be an ultimate fighting champion

>>74698534
>that's not my point
It is though. You said he arguably won.

>if
There wasn't. And he walked off instantly anyway. It was a complete utter fluke anyways

>check their records
Fake news.

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>>74698506

>>74698565
UR CONDITIONING SUCKS

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>>74698565

>>74698642
>his boy is a mudslime pull out merchant

sad !

does edson barboza have the best fighting genetics?

>completely shredded to the bone: no extra body fat or wasted energy
>tiny waist/hips for elite mobility
>fastest twitch fighter, instant explosion and snap from all limbs
>long ass wingspan relative to height

better genes than jon jones. even roider jones naturally has extra bodyfat, and his lower body isn't as fast-twitch as barboza

>tfw you've already submitted multiple picks

>>74698703
"genetics"

>>74698703
piss poor reaction time and slow hands

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489608430624.webm

this looks like the "i was watching bellator, sir" guy

>>74698703
what is your bench press number my man

>>74698703
glass jaw

>>74698736
45 pounds

https://twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/842026826281156608

>>74698813
no one cares

Matt Hughes in talks to come back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYeJHPk-Ygc

>>74698703
id trade it all for that jon reach

who's the best fighter?

>>74698903
matt hughes

>>74698869
To get knocked out inside 2 minutes against anybody

Which fighter would you not care about if they died right now?

>>74698703
steroids

>>74698934

no one, you weirdo

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>>74698934
I would be happy if Kevin Lee or Julianna Pena died and neutral about BJ Penn or Tito Ortiz dying

>>74698989
good choices spergop

>>74698869
>Dana give me my comfy job back or my future CTE is you right fault
What a dick

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POST YOUR UFC WALKOUT SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ1DzyZffbg

>>74698999
he also fixed his face

>>74698989
spergop, welcome back

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>>74699008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jajYAOwqwbo

RDA vs TBA at UFC 212

WW debut

>>74699014
He literally never leaves.

>>74699035
he's like samara from the ring, except ugly

>>74699027
has to be lawler

You now remember Tyron EVISCERATING Lawler
>blood dork

>>74699027
Ar Dee Ayy coiodmaoready put up a great pace at LW, I was wonder what it will look like at WW. I'd love to see him beat the shot out of matt brown or something.

This general is deader than Ryan Jimmo.

>>74699035
you have to be here all the time to know that spergnig

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Dropped.

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>>74698534

>Whatever, check their records. Silva by UD

So in the case of Bisping the result goes against Silva and it's open for debate, but when Silva is on the other side of a contentious decision, suddenly all that matters are the judges' scorecards?

Fuck yourself, you hypocritical goof.

>>74699212
I am here all the time.

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val

>>74699298
that sun really shines off that fivehead

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BRkjlMzFzxT/
>it was a prank at a saudi p-princes house
jesus talk about a pussy champion, already trying to duck romero again lmao

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What will Dana do when Daniel "Fat" Cormier pulls out of the fight?

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>>74697144

Manuwa
Nelson
Pickett
Allen
Duffy

>>74699398
weidman fight is for the interim middleweight belt. dc gets stripped

Who would you realistically like to see with each belt in the next year or so

>Heavyweight
'Reem

>LHW
Bones

>Middleweight
Jacare

>Welterweight
Gee ess pee

>Lightweight
Nate

>Featherweight
Yair

>Bantamweight
Cruz

>Flyweight
Literally anyone except mm

where the fuck is everyone?

KOs or Submissions?

how much money should fighters make?

>>74699640
Nothing. Fights should be a gentlemanly sport for the independently wealthy

>>74699615

>Heavyweight
Kimbo Slice

>LHW
Kevin Randleman

>Middleweight
Evan Tanner

>Welterweight
Kenny Chavez

>Lightweight
Lance Sawyer

>Featherweight
Ibrahim Tody

>Bantamweight
JP Cole

>Flyweight
Iyori Akiba

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if there were an open tournament for each belt right now with 2 weeks in between rounds. who would be champ at each weight?

>>74699685
Greg Jackson fighters would adapt and thrive under this ruleset.

>>74699459
?

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>>74699685

>Heavyweight
Derrick Lewis

>LHW
OSP

>Middleweight
Mousasi

>Welterweight
Rumble Johnson

>Lightweight
Tony Ferguson

>Featherweight
Darren Elkins

>Bantamweight
Urijah Faber

>Flyweight
Disbanded

>>74699685
Dillon 'the notorious' mcdanis

Fuck me lads just found out ufc London is actually at local time so I don't have to stay up for once

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>>74699685
>Ngannou
>Jon Jones
>Mousasi
>Tyron
>Conroy Migigga
>Conroy Migigga
>Cruz
>Mighty Mouse

pretty easy desu. this should actually be done once every 5 years as a refresh

>>74696595
lel

>>74699814
UK Cards ruin me desu

I'm basically saying goodbye to my Saturday

>>74699843
No way guys are actually gonna be fighting in weight classes they normally fight in, they'll be fighting at natural weight so at least one division up

OTARIO OTARIO

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEENZ?

>>74699861
>>74699861
>>74699861
NEW

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>>74700050

Who else watching The Chris on twtich?

>>74700154
whats his name

>>74700365
/chrisweidmanufc

>>74700371
Watching. I dont care for counter strike or pc gaming in general.

>>74699615
>>Heavyweight
> JDS
>>LHW
> Shogun
>>Middleweight
> Yoel
>>Welterweight
> Ruthless
>>Lightweight
> el cucuy
>>Featherweight
> cub
>>Bantamweight
> killashaw
>>Flyweight
> pettis 2.0

>>74699685
what 2 weeks in between rounds?

jesus

God I hate that Amirkhani smug cunt

>>74700628
i know what u mean, but at least he puts on spicy fights

back up dude
back up dude

>>74700551
Kind of weird watching the guy play and then realising this is the dude that knocked out Anderson Silva in a fight

How shook is Floyd going to be when he gets face to face with Conor and Conor towering over him tells him to look into his eyes?

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Reem 2bh

>>74700877
he's fought taller guys before

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hey guys, I'm the guy who made the Brazil vs world scoreboard for the last card. I'll be doint it again for Manuwa vs Anderson and I decided to spruce it up so as not to look like shit next to picksbro. Also this time around I think im gonna change the rules so that is someone wins with a finish they get an extra 0.5 a point. so a decision win is 1 point, a finish is 1.5, and the mai event will still be worth 2. What do yall think?

>>74700877
>Who is Canelo Alvarez?

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>>74700925
good post

>>74701130
I don't get it

Casual test:

Who's more of a GOAT
>aldo
>Mighty mouse

>>74701163
Conor

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Ridiculous handspeed

Someone show Rogan

>>74701341
Those things will fuck you up

>>74701163
Aldo

Do I win?

Someone asked me who the best Brazillian fighter currently was today

Wasn't sure who to answer, who have you got /heem/?

>>74700995
this is actually the dumbest thing i've ever seen in this general

>>74701426
Jose Aldo

>>74701426
best fighter in general?
best striker?
best grappler?
best what?

>>74701426
Aldo by a country mile

>>74701455
WHAT?!

>>74701453
>>74701476
>>74701455
Yeah best fighter. I said probably Aldo desu but couldn't help but feel there was someone I was missing. He suggested Nunes lel

>>74701426
Depends if you're including >wmma

If so it's nunes if not it's probably someone like Werdum

>>74701476
Aldo is a bitch boy who has yet to prove he's over Conor destroying his life and legacy

all he did was out point a fighter he already beat since then

>>74701426
barbosa

>>74701449
come on mate that bar is set really high

>>74701358
DUDE, cats are LITERALLY just small lions that we have in our house and we don't like to think of them like that because they're so domesticated now but a thousand years ago those things would've FUCKED YOU UP.


Jaime can you pull up the video of that Chinese guy getting attacked by a chimp

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>>74701543
Jamie, pull up that video of my wife getting plowed by Hannibal Burress

>>74701526
Hmm yes he got knocked out once so that completely negates a 10 year unbeaten streak and like 9 consecutive title defences from wec to ufc

ngannou

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>>74701589
the question was who is the best at the moment

aldo has not done anything all that impressive since

way 2 read bro
get off his nuts

>>74701589
Well it does when millions of people watch
The streak doesnt matter when it is against no names

It only matters when you fight against the best like Mcgoobs

>>74701605
what a cuck
what kind of faggot cries?

>>74701628
Real men cry.

>>74701638
real cuck men
Aldo proved that he was a pussy twice in one night
losing in 10 seconds and crying like a cuck hue

>>74701543
woah...

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>have one legit knockout in nine UFC fights
>in the GOAT discussion

yeah no

even GSP could do better than that

>>74701605

:(

>>74698989
You are worthless loser that will amount to nothing. Everyone would be happy if you killed yourself

>>74701605
So which Brazilian is better than him currently then 194er?

>>74701607
Who cares about casuals think?

>>74701686
maia, werdum, barbosa, jds

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have you guys ever had a young gorilla come up and take everything you own?

>>74701686
>get btfo
>get assblasted and start calling everyone a casual

Barboza is LITERALLY more impressive than Aldo at the moment

keep white knighting that sham of a p4p goat who only ever did just enough to win

>>74701718
Try reading the comment chain and understanding the context if you actually want a reply you fat casual

>>74701706
Not him but Maia and Werdum are good shouts. Not sure I'd put Barboza and current JDS there though.
Aldo's a really good fighter desu, I don't think 13 seconds can take away his legacy and dominance. If someone called him the best Brazillian currently I wouldn't really take issue with it. Helps he's a Champ too, even if people don't see the belt as legit

>>74697693
flyweight has become one of my favorite weight classes as of late. borg/formiga was the best fight last weekend

>>74697693
I can't take little men seriously

>>74698565
*sucks in air*

>>74701757
He also lost to a massive FW that was very fortunate he was able to get a shot before his inevitable, permanent move to LW. It's funny how so many people whine about his belt not being legit when the guy who took it couldn't defend it a single time.

Convince me that Khabib is a better fighter than Kevin Lee

>>74702164
has lee been defeated?

>>74702164
number one undefeated never happen mma before

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Colby is officially /OURGUY/

https://twitter.com/colbycovmma/status/842192192974274560

>>74702277
so thirsty

>>74702432

shit's hilarious though

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>>74702277
Imagine Covington sitting at home by himself making all these dummy email accounts.

Makes me a little sad desu

>>74702277
the absolute state of ariel helwani currently

>>74702517
you cant tell that its done in photoshop? do you really think they would make fake emails instead of just photoshopping it?

165/175 yes or no?

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>>74697144
Beastin 25/8
Jouban
Vera
Allen
Duffy

>beastin 25/8 and artem main eventing shows

>>74702517
>being this retarded

step your game up cuz. that shit took him 5 min cuz he didn't make 30 new emails

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>>74700925
>>74701071
I agree

My fist > Your Head

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>>74700925
Excellent excellent post

>>74699615
reem
bones
bisking
woodley
nate
dont like any of them maybe cub
cody or cruz

I'm of the opinion that every single tanked UFC fighter is on steroids of some kind or other

Maybe they'll not all on the same kinds of amounts but I would be extremely surprised if they aren't all on something

>>74702946
Ranked, not tanked

>>74699615

>FLW

Don't really care. DJ is alright, but I think he kinda puts on a front.

>BW

Dusquenoy.

>FW

Choi.

>LW

Conor or Khabib.

>WW

Wonderboy or Masvidal.

>MW

If Yoel can stay in his prime for another 1-2 years, then it would be a fucking pleasure to watch him reign. Bisping would be great for the lulz, though.

>LHW

Bones.

>HW

Ngannou.

JJ, Schevchenko, and Cyborg for women.