I HURT MYSELF TODAY

CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNN

EXPOSED


lol

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3843304/Pep-Guardiola-does-not-think-Premier-League-intense-La-Liga-Bundesliga-believes-former-club-Barcelona-machine.html

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>>74693733
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

Will he get fired? Man City fired Pellegrini for doing slightly better and he was way cheaper on top of that.

SAINT ANGER
'ROUND MY NECK

I TRIED SO HARD

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

YESTERDAY
ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL

Don't jinx it faggots, wait until it's over.

I'VE SEEN THIS ROOM
AND I'VE WALKED THIS FLOOR

I CLOSED MY EYES ONLY FOR A MOMENT AND THE MOMENT'S GONE.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED YOU DUMB KEKS

>STERLING

AHAHAHHAHAHHA

Bet you did hurt yourself after that OP

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

>>74695487
LMAO BTFO

>>74695487
>You

>>74694796
Harvey danger is fucking great

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

Poop
o
o
p

MY EMPIRE OF PLASTIC

My Emirate of dirt

Poop " POSSESSION" GuardiMESSIBABBY

EPL BTFO'd once again

POODIOLEL

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

MY CITY OF ANGELS

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

What part of EXPOSED are you lads from?

PELLEGRINI DIED FOR THIS

SOMEBODY TOLD ME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS

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>>74693733
NOW I LIVE MY LIFE IN SHADE AND I AM MARRIED TO THE MOON

HOW LONG
HOW LONG MUST WE SING THIS SONG

FRAUDIOLA

THEY'VE GOT

FRAUDIOLA

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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE ALONE

SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU

POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>tfw your tactics are too high level for CL

>>74693733
CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

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HAS SOMEONE TAKEN YOUR FAITH
IT'S REAL, THE PAIN YOU FEEL
YOU TRUST, YOU MUST
CONFESS
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU

>score 5 goals in home tie
>still go out because you don't believe in defending

>poop

CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA

AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

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DONT STAND
DONT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME

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STFU YOU FUCKING WANKERS

PEP WON, LOOK AT THE STATS

PEP WON

HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WOHEH WHEH HE OEHEH EHEHEOHEHHEO WOEHWOHENWOOOWHWOHEOEAERAN HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

EXPUESTO

Lads its the English "Premier" League

post match stream with anglo crying ?

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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>>74696458

I FELL INTO A BURNIN ROUND OF SIXTEEN
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE ROUND OF SIXTEEN, THE ROUND OF SIXTEEN

BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY YOU DO THINGS DO MY BODY

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS STARVING UNTIL I TASTED YOU

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When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life

>>74696458
GOOD FUCKING POST

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ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION
JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION
I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHER, BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH

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I WALK A LONELY ROAD

Does anyone actually like pep? He seems like such a hate-able cunt.

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

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>>74696633
Nobody likes him

IT STARTS WITH ONE

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>74696633
Well, I kind of feel bad for him a bit. Haven't seen his interviews, is he really a cunt?

But still,

>poop

So begins the longest phonecall in history

monaco will expose zidane

>>74696759
I just don't get how he can live with himself for this.

ALL THIS TALK OF GETTING OLD...

>>74696820
Real need to draw Bayern, Juve, Barca or Atletico or it will be too obvious that it is rigged.

SO MAKE THE BEST OF THIS TEST AND DON'T ASK WHY

IT'S NOT A QUESTION BUT A LESSON LEARNED IN TIME

AND IF A TEN TON JUST

FUCKS ALL MY SHIT UP

I'M NOT A PERFECT PEEERRRRRSSSSOOOOONNNNNN

LOLOLOLOL PELLEGRINI MADE IT TO SEMI-FINALS, WHAT ARE THE OWNERS GONNA DO NOW?

but muh attacking minded team...top kek

Barca fan here
This might sound like a meme but Pep is too smart for the English league.

Pep is used to dealing with players like Busquets, Messi, and Xabi Alonson. Pep can sit these guys down in a room and spend 4 hours discussing the tactical consequences of utilising an advanced midfield anchor in an unusual pivot axis striker roll for the last 10 minutes of a vital away game in the cup, and how it will drive the teams philosophical and moral viewpoint for the remainder of the season.

If you tell Busquets that he must play on the wing, his question will be 'Certainly, but don't you believe that my innate understanding of the momentum swings in the centre circle are better suited to a more centralised role such as that made famous by Igor Kolavhek in the 1932 USSR league?'

If you tell Xabi Alonson he must play on the wing he would question the nature of a position in football and tender a journal article on the subject

If you tell Messi he must play on the wing he will stop, and compare his role in the team to that of his favourite Egyptian Pharoah, Ramses 34, who helped prevent a slave rebellion during the building of the 2nd Pyramid of Sharm.

If you tell Sterling he must play on the wing he will say 'Sorry boss, woz listenin' to my new headphones, I bought my 10 interracial sons a pair each'

English players cannot possibly fathom the way Pep teaches the game. Pep is like a fluent Russian speaker teaching grammatical and gender rules to a person who has never even seen the Cyrllic alphabet.

I feel so badly for Pep. He deserves better

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>THE CITY OF CITY

>>74696917
>This might sound like a meme
>might
>Pep is too smart for the English league

WOULD I LIE TO YOU BABY WOULD I LIE TO YOU

>spanish manager trying to ruin the epl after we twatted spanish teams for 8 years in a row

nothing new here.

>>74696917
>English players
>De Bruyne
>Silva
>Kolarov
>Fernandinho
>Aguero
>Otamendi
>Bravo

HOW COULD HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
LIFE GOES ON

>>74696917
>English players cannot possibly fathom the way Pep teaches the game.
good thing there arent many at man city

LOOK INTO MY EYES CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE OPEN WIDE WOULD I LIE TO YOU BABY WOULD I LIE TO YOU
DONT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE GIRL THERES NO ONE ELSE BUT YOU WOULD I LIE TO YOU BABY YEAH

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>literally having a tantrum
>poop

>>74696917
Nice pasta faggit

THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US
I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT

AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE

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hmm wanna trade teams?

>>74697004
>poop madiola

WERE RIDING DOWN THE BOULEVARD
WERE RIDING INTO THE DARK NIGHT NIGHT
WITH HALF THE TANK AND EMPTY HEART
PRETENDING WE RE IN LOVE WHEN ITS NEVER ENOUGH

WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE

WHEN YOU HAVE NO ONE, NO ONE CAN HURT YOU

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>Poop

PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC

YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE.

>Manchester City are the first team in Champions League history to be eliminated in a knockout tie after scoring five goals in the first leg.
FULL
ON
JUST

WALKING TROUGH THE CITY LOOKING OH SO PRETTY I'VE JUST GOT TO FIND MY WAAAAY

>"politically exposed person" (PEP)
Really makes you think.

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A TOUT LE MONDE

LIVING IN A HATEFUL WORLD
LIVING IN A HATEFUL WORLD
LIVING IN A HATEFUL WORLD
LIVING IN A HATEFUL WORLD

BRIIIIING MEEEE BAAACK TOOOO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>when you get EXPOSED so bad you act confused and blame your players to deflect from the fact you got EXPOSED

My brother does the same thing when he plays me in fifa, hes 13

TSS
TSS
TSS
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

ET ON FAIT TOURNER LES SERVIETTES TATATATA

GOD CAN YOU WHISPER IN HER EAR
I WASNT SURE IF WE COULD BE FRIENDS

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>Manchester City defender John Stones: "Very sloppy. Not up to our standard in the first half. We wanted to correct that but we weren't clinical enough in both boxes. We didn't score enough and weren't defensively solid enough. The second half didn't reflect the whole scoreline. We were the City people know from this season. We should have scored more. It is a difficult one for us to take. We should have done better and deserve to be in the next round. The gaffer was saying before that the more and more he plays the Champions League it is about the set-pieces. Real Madrid scored from two last week and went through. We weren't solid enough."

>The second half didn't reflect the whole scoreline. We were the City people know from this season.
W E W

HAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAEXPOSEDAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YA YOU BLEED JUST TO KNOW YOURE ALIVE

TIKA TAKA
TIKA TAKA
TIKA TAKA
TIKA TAKA

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PASS MORE FREQUENTLY
WE CAN'T SCORE
CAN YOU KEEP POSSESSION?

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF BARCA
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF BARCA
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF BARCA
AND YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD

need some pep brain memes, hit me up lads

DEAR

I FEAR

WE'RE FACING A PROBLEM

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Anime saved Mon/a/co

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>>74697246
>this one french guy obsessed with some anime character

>>74696917
>If you tell Messi he must play on the wing he will stop, and compare his role in the team to that of his favourite Egyptian Pharoah, Ramses 34, who helped prevent a slave rebellion during the building of the 2nd Pyramid of Sharm.

Nice.

MIS A NU

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT IT LESS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US

>>74696917
Grade A shitpost.

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

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>>74696917
Must be incredibly difficult to break down that masterful Celta Vigo defence and combat the tricky Leganes wing play

>poop
>poop guardiolel
>poop fraudiola
EXPOOPED

I missed posting this.

Pep Guardiola has 4 wins out of 22 in CL knockout away games.

WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>>74696917
this deserves more (you)s my man

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
IN THE END
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

I KEKED SO HARRRRDD
BUT IN THE ENDDDDD, I UNIRONICALLY BOUGHT JOHN STONES

>>74697154
A TOUS MES AMIS

>>74697183
tu as osé

>>74696917
>igor kolavhek
U wot mate?

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I REALLY NEED YOU TO SHINE
FOR STONES IS GONNA START TONIGHT
FOR STONES IS GONNA START TONIGHT
ONCE UPON A TIME BRAVO SAVED EVERY SHOT
BUT NOW HE'S ALWAYS FALLING APART
THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO
TOTALLY ECLIPSED BY JOE HART

>>74694329
Nope

They have to give him at least half a season more, otherwise they would indirectly admit what a huge fuck up they made by bringing him in

MEMORIES OF LOVE ONES ONLY PASSING ME BYYYY...
OCEANS OF SAND AND RUST GIVE WAY AND YIELD MY WAAAYYY..

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SOMEBODY ANSWER THE PHONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xphxPPQXJKw

>>74697602
Funny thing is they've literally been grooming the spot for him for years by hiring his old scouts and assistants + building that academy.

And this is the result.

>>74696917
>messi and egypt
10/10

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WHEN LIFE LEAVES YOU HIGH AND DRY
I'LL BE AT YOUR DOOR TONIGHT
IF YOU NEED HELP, IF YOU NEED HELP

I'LL SHUT DOWN THE >CITY LIGHTS
I'LL LIE, CHEAT, I'LL BEG AND BRIBE
TO MAKE YOU WELL, TO MAKE YOU WELL

>>74696917
Enjoyed this. Got to dock a point for the Sterling paragraph though as it feels a little rushed, a little abrupt.

>We played exceptional in the second half but the first one we forgot to be there

What did he mean by this?

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>>74697594

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WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST, BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED
WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED
WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED, BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP
STUCK IN REVERSE

PEE PEE POO POO

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RVD = City customers
Sting mask = Pep Guardiola
Sting = Pep Guardiola

>>74696404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

CONFUSION WILL BE MY EPITAPH

POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL POOP GUARDIOLEL

If he doesn't get in the top 4, will he get sacked?

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>>74696917

>xabi alonson
>igor kolavhek
>1932 ussr league
>egypt
>pharoah ramses 34
>2nd pyramid of sharm

IM NOT HAPPY AND IM NOT SAD

EXPUESTO

>>74696917
cool

>>74696917
Kek

>>74696917
hello i would kindly request a subscription to your newsletter

>Mardyola
kek
KEK
K E K

>>74696917
>If you tell Messi he must play on the wing he will stop, and compare his role in the team to that of his favourite Egyptian Pharoah, Ramses 34, who helped prevent a slave rebellion during the building of the 2nd Pyramid of Sharm.

Really nice touch mate, top stuff.

>>74695893
Kek. Good guinea. Come stai? Sono ubriaco in Nuova York.

>>74696319
I possessed the most, who'dve known

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>>74696917
you earned this

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MOTHER I TRIED PLEASE BELIEVE ME,
I'M DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN.
I'M ASHAMED OF THE THINGS I'VE BEEN PUT THROUGH,
I'M ASHAMED OF THE PERSON I AM.

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>>74696917
yes

>>74697602

>admit it now or in 6 months time

Great logic, Danmark.

It's almost like a few years of great success at Barca was more due to a handful of legendary talented players rather than muh tiki-taka

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>>74700930

tippy tappy

Get it right.

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>>74696917
Correctly rated post.

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>>74696917

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>IT'S ALL CLAUDIO FAULT!!!!! BURN HIM.!!!
>IT'S ALL CLAUDIO FAULT!!!!! BURN HIM!!!
>IT'S ALL CLAUDIO FAULT!!!!! BURN HIM!!!
>IT'S ALL CLAUDIO FAULT!!!!! BURN HIM!!!
>IT'S ALL CLAUDIO FAULT!!!!! BURN HIM.!!!


Shitty club, plastic fanatics, no history, even my team (from south america) have more history, DISGUSTING.

>>74701150
>even my team (from south america)

Nice try, Texas.

>>74696917

10/10 thats'it I just really feel like fucking myself right now ok thanks

>>74696917
From la liga to bundesliga to epl it's an obvious decline, I feel bad for him too. But he wanted it that way

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>>74701169

I tried my best

My team (men's team):
3 international cups and 3 second place (one intercontinental final included)

31 first division cups
11 national cups

Manchester city;

4 first division/premier
5 Fa cup
4 league cup

Only one international cup literally from the 70's

Our woman team:

11 first division cup
2 champions cup

1 libertadores de america cup and 2 second places.

EVEN OUR FEM TEAM HAVE MORE HISTORY!!!!!

>>74697594
9/10

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

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>Manchesturd Shitty

>>74696516
chuckled

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>>74693733

Amerifat here, I'm still trying to understand your bizarre game and the way a tournament can derail your league schedule. Anywayzz....So all this faggot had to do was park the bus to a 0-0 win and his team would've advanced?

>>74702804
All they had to do is exactly the same as they did in the first leg.

City aren't capable of parking the bus against a side like Monaco, but there's literally no excuse for only managing one goal in the second leg.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU DON'T KNOW A SINGLE THING ABOUT ME
SO I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YE WALKED AWAY
DON'T YOU THINK I CAN ADD UP THE NUMBER?
IT'S A SOUR TASTE, A KNOWLEDGE I WISH I WOULD NEVER HAVE GAINED
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH ME? WELL THESE ARE THE THINGS I SEE...

MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

>poop

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SWEET HOME ALABAMA, WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE

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JUST

>>74696917
Actually made ma laugh

10/10

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>>74696917
I wish I could post like this.

I like how everyone flipped out when Jesus came and played instead of aguero, and now that he's injured aguero has been shit

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I AM DROWNING
THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND
YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME
HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND

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he is not exposed. he is just too intelligent for CL

>>74696917
kek nice

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>>74696917

requesting poop.gif (ms paint version).

>>74693733
it happens dude, Sir Alex Ferguson is widely considered the best manager of all times and he crashed out of the CL plenty of times. As did Mourinho, Van Gaal, Wenger, Conte, Benitez, Allegri...

it's the nature of the competition. Pep will still make City a better team than they were before he came in.

>>74699650
He's Irish not Italian you colour blind fuck

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>>74705349
Is there a country with the color brown on its flag or does everyone associate it with shit and potatoes?

>>74696917
I like Xabi Alonson the best. Well done.

>>74696917
> ywn write a 10/10 post like this one

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>>74696917
>tfw no Xabi Alonson bf