/tennis/ - Indian Wells Masters

first for Rafa

GMT-5 is the best timezone for sports.

>>74692024
2nd for sock

4th for Stan the Man

>Dolan

would it be a good idea to become a tennis coach? even tho i've only been playing for 5 years?

>>74692013
Jelena and Novak have been together since they were teenagers, IIRC

>>74692085
Maybe if you are a good motivator. Otherwise no.

8th for donald young

>>74692106
>Maybe if you are a good motivator.
no im autistic :(

Everything is working today for Carreño-Busta

>what an ugly last name btw

Is Baby Steps based on Nishikori?

i see the people at IW, the atmosphere, the casualness of it all, the environment, and i get jealous

>>74692135
You mean Nishioka?

>>74692085
no

even if you're actually competent and get paid decently for it, 90% of tennis parents are cunts

>>74692159
Maruno is claybabby at heart so i'd suggest Nishikori.

>>74692180
What? I'm not sure I inderstand you.

>>74692135
yeah

>>74692212
never mind, thought you were /a/

Why do I have this funny feeling that bot is gonna win this..

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>>74692252
no idea...

>>74692279
rip mardy fish

>>74692279
I think that match in 2012 really broke Isner.

USA USA USA USA USA

Am I wrong to assume that Sock will be spent for this day due to yesterday's match against Dimitrov?

Because that match was quite taxing for him both physically and mentally. But then again he is facing Jaziri, which should not be that much of a threat for him.

Any thoughs?

>>74692345
>You S A

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Recommend me a good wine pls. Bonus points if under $10 :----DDD


>>74692406
SOCK will win in straights tßh

>>74692406
i think we'll see lots of forehands missing

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What happened to Tommy Paul? I thought he was better than le cum inside man.

>>74692449
Graševina Kutjevo

>>74692534
poor mans goffin

Nice choke from Young

>>74692104
Not really, he shagged Sharapova before.

>>74692563
Thought alcohol was haram?

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>>74692664
strongly doubt it. Sharapova and Djokovic seem like good friends but I doubt they've fucked. at any rate, they have never been a thing

>>74692449
I Like Merlot a lot

>>74692449
barefoot chardonnay

>>74692732
Allah and me are cool

>>74692740
Which company? More of a Pinot noir man myself tho tßh
>>74692937
>barefoot

Gross

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>>74693143
You probably don't have it over there tho.
It's my favourite cheap wine.

>>74693143
he said under $10, it's not bad for the price

>>74692315
really? maybe he just lucked into the final , which is way more likely.

>>74692406
jaziri is also a guy who keeps points shorts. even though sock is dead he can still win this

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Come on, Nastya!

>>74693530
kuzzy has bigger tiddies

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>>74693560
>2017
>being a titsman

maaaate....

Anastasia has far better legs though.

>dat thiccness

>>74693687
tits remind me of mom :)

>>74693687
titsmen are eternal plebeians

Federer match is when

In the only timezone that matters of course

>>74693842
patricians*

>>74693530
>>74693560
please stop placing either of these farm animals in sexual contexts, I'm trying to eat here

>>74693896
don't Mohammedans view women as little more than dogs tho?

>>74693896
you have no place to talk newbie

>>74693948
Freshcunt at detected

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>>74693896
>farm animals
at least you can ride her from dawn till dusk without fearing her to break.

also

>not being able to appreachiate the humble beauty of based Pavlyuchenkova

you clearly struggling with your sexuality, breh

>both players have the exact same kit
This is fucking confusing. At least you can spot goffin by his size.

>>74694134
>kit

>>74693874
3,5 bongs

>>74694197
>tennis jersey

>>74694197
Ok, same colour scheme.
Even their shoes look the same from the above court camera angle.

>>74694339
outfit

so many hott chicks here but they all have degenerate tattoos

literally why

>>74693948
>newbie

>>74692297
he had to quit because of anxieties, truly /ourguy/

anyone in here?

>>74695911
no just you

>coffin

So, when can we expect Nadal and Federer on court with all the delays and stuff?

European time please

>>74696305
1hr20mins

>>74696305
3 hours from now

>>74696305
there's delays?

>Coffin

Based Cuevas

>>74696410
There is always delays...they never start on their scheduled time.

>>74696576
i'm convinced he rigged the match. especially after not challenging that CLEAR out

>>74696671
If you're going based on the times in OP then you're off by an hour to start with. DST started last weekend here...

>>74696671
>scheduled
>tennis matches

the time is always ''not before'' except for the first matches of the day.
Like, Kygrios - Djokovic will start at 23:00 at the earliest.

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like both nicky and nole

what do i do?

>>74696858
nole is going 2 win. he's starting to get angry again

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kyrGOAT please save us

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>>74696982

He is going down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNXq5DUZnk

>>74696982
Goatee is an unacceptable facial hair configuration.

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why is ostapenko so cute

That rally was so lame.

>>74692024
Why is federer seeded 9? Didn't he win the Aussie open?

>Chokeabitch

F

>>74697368
He was #17 before that.

>one of the greatest returners of all time
>can't return

2 feet is close to the line?

what are those people smoking?

is Kyrgios on his way to becoming one of the greatest server of all time? I know he doesn't have servebot tier stats but he's up there, I think

>>74697669
He ain't Karlovic.

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>>74697669

>>74696858
gook tier

Kyrgios is playing really well. I don't think anyone can take a service game off him like that and his returns are really aggressive

Groundstrokes are not working yet for the bot. This is looking bad.

>>74697738
Karlovic and Isner are the GOATs. I'm not saying he's the best ever. top 5 or top 10 though?

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>typical Radek Stepanek day

Dang, Big Dick Nick getting break points on every Djokovic service game

>>74697777
Quads confirm.

KyrGOAT

82% first serves unreturned
INSANE

KyrGOAT is so damn frustrating. If the fugger could just put it together mentally he'd be unironically in the top 5

I'd say quite a number of kyrgios second serves are unironically better than novaks first ones, would you agree?

>>74697790
lmao based AF

>>74697888
No.

>>74697888
definitely

someone got a stream ?

Jaziri serving for first set.

>>74697921
ur mum
http://live.robinwidget.org/streamvideo8/kyrgios-vs-del-potro-or-djokovic-atp-indian-wells-live-stream-157304.html

>>74697921
why isn't the swiss flag rectangular? is the official flag a square?

/ourguy/ is about 2 win

>>74697976
why are 65% of the americans overweight to obese?

>>74697912
Take that one at 15:30 in the 10th game. 120mph, kicks up shoulder high at the baseline

holy smokes

Just imagine Novak hate-fucking a cute ballgirl after losing to Kyrgios.

>>74698005
Kc tier

>>74698048
go back to circleboard

>>74698028
I'm telling you, man. this guy's going to be a serving legend if he keeps this up

>Djokoshit

WATCH AS THE OLD FARTS LIKE MCENROE KISS NICKS ASS NOW

>>74698044
Why would someone imagine that?

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>it's a men's tennis match wherein whoever has a better serve wins

>people actually watch this shit

lmao

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>>74698048
>>74698059

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>>74698048

>>74698066
Indeed. He is not at his best today yet.

>>74698075
Because it's hot.

>>74698092
the fuck?

To each his own, I guess.

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>>74698085
>>74698078
>>74698059

>>74698108
>he doesn't fantasize about fit older men fucking jailbaits
>Peru (gay)

>>74698122
No, not really. Not one of my fetishes.

> Kyrgios holding his shit and staying calm
> Djokovic smashing racket in frustration

Are we in an alternate reality?

props to Djokovic. he's stepped it up

Is it just me or is the bot slowly adjusting his returns to Kyrgios' serve?

>>74698196
huh?
novak always smashes his racquet

why have no sock companies endorsed J Sizzle?

>>74698206
offense against every bot

>>74698206
yeah, for sure. he's getting more serves back

>>74698236
nike

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At which age do the Federers of this world create such a better vision of the game and build this gap the other players can never really close again?

>>74698236
nike.

>>74698266
when he started taking lsd

>>74698263
As good as it is, Kyrgios 2nd serve remains attackable. It's quite noticeable how he struggles a bit in his serve games when he cant get too many 1st serves in.

>>74698196
That's only because he feels he is superior to the bot. Just wait till he gets broken, if he does get broken. Or loses this set in a tiebreak.

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Yo como un chuleta de cerdo con verduras

Niggyrios choke incoming

>>74698334
please stop posting genie, this is a tennis thread

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GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

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>>74698355
Fuck off. He's going to win several GS though.

How comes Kyrgios is 1.93m tall when half his genes are of SEA origin?

>>74698338
W R O N G

How comes Kyrgios looks more like a nigga than an Asian or a Greek?

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>mfw kyrgios wins

Djoko looks so defeated sometimes. almost feel bad for him

>>74698397
He goes out of his way to make himself look more black

>>74698397
Called a tan m8 you whites would not understand

Am I right or what perubro?

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>>74698406
>feeling bad for this guy

>>74698411
Idk, but I suggest you ask that to the nigga that's fucking your momma, though. He must know better.

>>74698439
Your dad finally got a visa? Nice lad. You coming soon?

>>74698397
He looks 100% Moroccan.

>>74698457
Maybe, does your momma also like latino bulls ramming her ass all night?

I'm only watching this to see the junglegook chimp out again.

Fucking djokovic. How does he miss that?

Djokovic having worse body language and spirit than Kyrgios. Who would have thought.

>>74698492
that ball had a lot of work on it 2bh

Lads, since when did Djokovic decide to be so inconsistent?

>>74698508
after french open god has forsaken him

>>74698509
Or maybe getting the calendar slam was his only motivation.

>>74698523
If that was his only motivation, he would have retired already. Dont you think?

>>74698508
When he had a kid

>>74698523
nah
french open was his peak. beating nadal in the final would have giving him an orgasm of a life

>>74698283
what?

>>74698546
>he doesn't realize federer micro doses lsd

Uh-oh, looks like Novak's finally got a read on Nick's serve.

>>74698562
>ReadNickServe.exe

>>74698562
Yeah. I fancy he would have a lot more chances of beating him in a slam where he has plenty of time to test different strategies.

>>74698571
> implying the djokobot doesn't run on ubuntu

>Adios djokovic

NOVAK PLS STOP CARRYING ABT THE CROWD
BE A RUTHLESS ASSHOLE

>>74698585
I fancy Kyrgios would have an even better chance if it's Wimbly, Aussia open or the US open, because of the much faster surface than Acapulco and Indiana Wells

but you have a point

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-skykikijung-s-nipple-uz39m4w/answers/new.html

>>74698508
Novak's UEs are handling this match on a silver plate to that fucker.

>>74698602
>implying djokobot doesn't run on self compiled debian

>>74698653
Thanks for the botnet

>>74698661
Was that also why Nick beat him in Acapulco? Or has Novak handed away matches to a young cocky guy twice in a row?

>>74698653
What IS the size of Skykikijung's nipple?

>>74698673
>implying its not ArchLinux

>>74698688
>Was that also why Nick beat him in Acapulco?

Exactly.

>>74698688
Acapulco was Novak getting served off the court.

Another 3-setter for Jack fucking Sock, what an unfortunate fella.

Brehs other than masha who is the cutest tennis player ever?

>ACE
>CMOOOOOOOOOOON
L O L

Here's where the Borg breaks the Wog.

>>74698750
Pouille

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>>74698750

>>74698760
>(You)

why is thiememe - mysons closing

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>>74698750
Ana ivanovic
n
a

Djokovic is trash

>>74698750
me

>>74698788
post burqa

At least novak was nice enough to not make us wait for fedal

>>74698783
thiem is the best tennis player alive atm

Come on you wog.

WOGGED

come on

pls memeios don't fuck this one up

/OURGUY/

Jaziri making Sock suck his tunisian cock.

ITS OVER
WE WON BOYS
SUCK IT SERBIA

WOG
O
G

It's over for the bot.

>>74698850
>WE

>browntown winning
Sad!

REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAY NICK WAS TRASH

what a bloke

>the city of boring tennis

Now that Murrovic is over, who will dominate tennis?

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

the man
the myth
the legend
NICHOLAS KYRGIOS

>>74698881
BABY SAMPRAS

>JUSTKOVIC

So how many slams will Memeios win?

BIG DICKOLAS NICHOLAS

>>74698881
Fed calendar slam incoming. Cap this.

>djokovic got pepe'd
>murray is shit
>olderer's last GS win was a miracle
Give me one reason why nadal won't win rg.

>>74698918
>Nadal wins RG
>Federer wins Wimbly
>Delpo wins USO

Dew it.

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How is Roger going to cope without playing competitive tennis?

>>74698918
Nadal nowadays is simply JUST tier.

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>>74698918

>Jack flicking ice onto the court
What was the warning/offense that he was charged with by the ref?

lmfao Jaziri drinking an espresso and Sock getting a warning for deliberately spilling ice on the court

what a time to switch to the match

also is Sock autistic

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Djokovic will miss the wtf at this rate.

>>74698972
no just american

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>>74698918

>>74698918
Thiem

>>74698972
the way he stares autistically at the ground, man... really makes ya think

>watching ausopen final
>"Shit man this may be the last Fedal Match"
>Now
>Thanks based tennis gods

>>74698972
>also is Sock autistic
ONE OF US

FEDEGOAT TIME, WHERES THAT GIPSY FUCKER?

>>74698750
ostabaeko

Reminder that meme magic win Federer the Aussie Open. Someone post the 7 get cap.

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is this what americans do at sporting events?

>>74699069
At least it's not a selfie

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LGTSS

>>74699094
>pussy all pink
mmmmm

>those sexy bhs

holy shit, Federer is wasting on time
>worry.jpeg

THIS MATCH IS ALREADY ON POINT

NADAL IS FINISHED
THIEM WILL DESTROY AT RG

>>74699132
I KNOW
>trying to do my autocad electrical for my skills lab tomorrow. going to be a long night

Roger in 2 64 76(8)

>>74699094
Damn son sharapova doesn't shave her cooch. Nice.

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>>74699146
>tfw have to study for my math exam or im finished

GOATERER
O
A
T
E
R
E
R

>midterm on the history of economic thought tomorrow and then international trade theory on Friday
>all this tennis to be watched
Shieeeeet

>>74699168
I thought you was actually trolling.

>>74699168
lol i just dropped a class today cause i missed the midterm this morning. yay for summer school

>>74699187
>tfw on financial aid
>>74699185
bro i told you i never showed up to any lecture

>>74699203
Yes but the whole Sunday exam + if I don't pass I'll fail were hallmarks of good bait

FEDGOAT FEDGOAT FEDGOAT

literally just kill me now

JACK, YOU'RE LOSING IT!
GET IN THE GAME!

Why is everyone wearing green?

>>74699214
yeah :)
going to see if i can just drop it and retake it during summer.

Nadal's FH is on point.

>>74699247
Might as well take the exam and see how you do and drop it if you do horribly.

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>>74699243
Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

>>74699301
Television kino. Truly a rarity

>>74699301
Why?

>>74699301
but can it see 50 shades of grey?

>>74698421
He hasn't looked like that for like 2 years, he is skinny as a motherfucker now

>>74699309
survival. when hunting or hiding in the grass/trees we need to see prey and predators better

>>74699309
because it's at the center of the electromagnetic spectrum we can see that is called light

>>74699317
muh gluten free diet can only take you so far

>>74699309
Because of predators. Used to be, monkeys we were, right? And in the woods, in the jungle, everything’s green. So in order to not get eaten by panthers and bears and the like, we had to be able to see them in the grass and trees and such.

where did le backhand into le net go?

what the fuck is federer's backhand??!!!

Holy fucking shit, that Bh was a lightning bolt.

>>74699374
>>74699386
roids

>>74699374
LE BACKHAND INTO CORNER MAN

>>74699374
Why did it took so long for him to get good at that side against Nadal?

>>74699396
all part of his master plan to cement himself as GOAT by only pulling it out at the end of his career to show his longevity and that he can beat a younger nadal kek

does Rafa literally not remember how to hit deep forehands anymore? what the fuck is wrong with him

HOLY SHIT THAT BACKHAND RETURN

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

>>74699404
He is probably juiced as fuck desu.

Federer wasnt playing nearly as good against Johnson. Fucker has raised his level a ton for this match.

Does Jack Sock have any chance of becoming an elite tennis player? He's only 24 years old and has time to mature, right? Or has he already hit his prime?

>No Federror
>No le backhand into le net man
>No le can't convert break points man
What the fuck how am I meant to meme-post when he's playing like this

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post yfw FEDGOAT wins yearly slam

>>74699440
No but he has time to become an elite american tennis player. A masters final will be the highlight of his career.

>>74699396
Fed have more expirience, he crashed once in 2008. Nadal crashed for first time in these last 2-3 years. Also Nadal is fucked up with injuries.

>>74699440
his fitness is meh and hes literally big forehand man

>>74699440
>JACC 'THICC' SOCC
Could unironically be no.4 or 5 if he continues improving

>>74699440
Roanic didn't start playing well until like 25 even though he's made out of glass

Let's go feddy make me $$$

S A B R
A
B
R

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I just want some (Yous)

if fed wins he'll destroy nick

EASY
A
S
Y

>>74699561
(me)

>this is the same mong who needed two (2) tiebreaks against Johnson

lolwut

>>74699569
m8, you're gonna make him kill himself. No bully pls

>>74699572
the difference is Johnson is a much better server than fucking Nodal

>>74699572
johnson can serve

>>74699578
And also a much worse returner.

>>74699561
>tfw I make inflammatory /pol/ or /r9k/ tier posts on /adv/ or /lit/ that I don't even believe in just to fish for (You)s.

Nadal should really start using a cap. No shame on that.

>>74699626
might as well go full JUST like his tennis at the moment

>>74699626
is nadal going back to doping after this loss?

>>74699626
Going bald isn't a bad thing by itself; being insecure about going bald is fucking retarded

>>74699626
He should do an Agassi and go full Baldal

>>74699655
yeah all or nothing for french open or he kills himself

>>74699657
If there's anything you should be insecure about is being poor.

>the village of Nadull

the court is so fast

Guys, I thought Nadal was good? I thought of all matches, this would be the one that would for sure go to 3 sets. What happened?

>>74699700
lls

>>74699657
t. guy with head full of hair

>all those plastic bitches

South Korea tier, terrifying.

>>74699569
>>74699597
Thanks guys

>>74699657
Everyone is insecure about something, dude. That's nothing to do with being retarded.

>>74699681
This

Nadal is gonna announce his retirement at the FO.

Mark my words

Holy shit is nadal's ass getting pounded harder than what uncle toni has him accustomed to.

>>74699681
nah im in art school. you get bonus points for being poor :)

>>74699742
t. bald retarded cuck

oh my goodness

this is fucking amazing

>insecure about balding

Try having a small penis.

what a fucking play by Nadal

>>74699796
at least nobody will see your penis so they can't judge it

>>74699764
I'm sure that's your dad.

>>74699805
Being bald doesn't affect your masculinity in any way.

>>74699796
At least you can grow a beard m88.

Tfw insecure about not being able to grow facial hair other than a beaner stache

>>74699796
Or being a fatass that can't even get out of his chair.

>>74699824
Most girls don't like it.

Can Thiem beat Myson?

>>74699710
Yes, but got Male Pattern Baldness on both sides of the senpai. I've come to peace with it

>>74699742
You have to get it over it or it will fuck you up

>Nadal starts to bald
>loses every subsequent match against Federer
what did he mean by this?

>>74699824
Being able to grow a beard but looking incredibly gay with it is a terrible curse.

wtf?

>>74699846
Thiem can literally beat anyone esp. on clay

>>74699846
Yes

>>74699849
He's like Samson.

>>74699834
>>74699830
>>74699796
ok you fucking plebs. this is advice far beyond anything which should be spoken of here.

We can change our bodies through our thoughts alone. We can think ourselves to have a larger penis, we can think ourselves to grow a bear, we can think ourselves not be autistic. You have to think it so hard you believe it in your blood.. you can change your DNA makeup through thoughts.

>29yo
>wanted silver hair
>thought about it straight for everyday for years, starting at 25yos
>wanted bigger penis
it worked anons.. trust me.
'if you had faith the size of a mustard seed, you could move mountains.' Jesus