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What did he mean by this?

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Dickes Dankeschön an die Feuerwehr Dortmund! Bei uns ging heute ein verdächtiger Umschlag mit einem weißen Pulver ein. Das Gebäude wurde aus Sicherheitsgründen für ca. eine Stunde komplett evakuiert, das Pulver in einem mobilen Chemielabor zweimal analysiert. Das Ergebnis kam um 17.20 Uhr und lautete: Puderzucker! Inzwischen sind wieder alle Borussen bei der Arbeit.

white power

wer fickt besser: azubi oder chef?

>>74691441
yer mum

>>74691460
i am interested in your opinion on the original post image

>>74691498
what do you think about this >>74691385 image

>>74691500
it's old

>>74691410
easy way to get off work

>>74691441
Das muss dein Arschloch für sich entscheiden, Schnucki.

>>74691512
okay thanks

>>74691528
:) np
how's your "kickabouts" going?

>>74691535
i hope nobody is asking this week

last time was making me feel alive

>>74691498
Stop posting this stupid /r9k/ camslut

>>74691568
sorry it triggered you

>>74691567
okay

redpill me on Muller

>>74691595
His tricks have been found out

>>74691595
His tricks have not been found out

spinning is a good trick

Müllel should change clubs
But he never will
At United he would be a god

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lol she looks like femanule

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>>74691595
he is shit

>>74691639
you are shit

>>74691642
not an argument

how do you deal with reoccuring digits?

>>74691483
It's good

Really looking forward to the CL optaktsprogram starting at 20:00, you guys.

>>74691805
what did you buy?

>>74691805
what did you buy?

>>74691836
what did you buy?

>>74691846
granola

>>74691805
what did you buy?

Spiritus :/

>>74691857
Do you have to clean something?

UEFA Champions League Atlético Madrid – Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Achtelfinale, Rückspiel
UEFA Champions League Atlético Madrid – Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Achtelfinale, Rückspiel: Atlético Madrid – Bayer 04 Leverkusen; anschließend Zusammenfassungen weiterer Spiele: AS Monaco – Manchester City, Juventus Turin – FC Porto, Leicester City – FC Sevilla
Im Rückspiel bei Atlético Madrid steht Bayer 04 Leverkusen vor einer Herkulesaufgabe, denn das Hinspiel verlor die Werkself im eigenen Stadion mit 2:4. Besonders die Verteidigung um die Innenverteidiger Toprak und Dragovic wirkte dabei teilweise überfordert. Bereits in der Saison 2014/15 trafen beide Mannschaften im Achtelfinale aufeinander. Damals setzte sich Atlético im Elfmeterschießen durch.
UEFA Champions League Atlético Madrid – Bayer 04 Leverkusen – Fußball, D 2017 Mittwoch, 15.03.2017
Beginn: 20:25 Uhr Ende: 23:15 Uhr Länge: 170 min.
Präsentiert von: Oliver Welke
Gast: Oliver Kahn

>>74691857
for barbycue?

hallo und guten morgen!

>>74691869
yes hi. whats for brekky

Spiritus means alcohol you can drink

>>74691876
and which match will you be watching? predictions?
I really enjoyed watching AS Monaco in 2004.

Oats.

>>74691901
i will be watching shitty for exposition
same (i lied)

thanks

spiritus means ghost

>>74691901
fantastic. i will go to bed at nine past meridiem so only watch the first ten minutes or so

>>74691945
baby

>>74691926
>>74691945
i will probably not be watching any of the matches honestly. i usually watch the first few min. and get bored. I'll utilize the time for the gym instead.

>>74691966
good man

>>74691966
i was thinking that
maybe i won't be able to go jogging because of the game

but then I use the time for studying Japanese instead

>>74691941
Spiritus (latin: "åndedræt") kan have flere betydninger

Alkohol – en anden betegnelse for ætanol, især i forbindelse med drikkevarer
Spirituosa – drikkevarer med et hojt indhold af ætanol
Ånd – spiritus på latin
Alkohol (stofklasse) – en stofklasse (funktionel gruppe) indenfor kemi.

>>74692001
sry, i don't speak dutch

Spiritisse

>>74692001
Smörrebröd Römpömpöm

>>74692026
It's Danish. You can tell by the use of æ and å (and "ǿ" which still doesn't work).

sprite

>>74692034
Funny

>>74692045
No

Falcao out of the squad, according to RMC

lmaooooooooooo, Brazil BTFO by Denmark

what is the different pronounciation of ae and ä in Danish?

In german they both sound same

>>74692055
>>74692080


sorry i'm not funny

i will try my best

>>74692083
ä is not a Danish letter at all. It's used in Sweden, but we would of course pronounce it the same as ae/æ

>>74692096
and what about the a with a halo?

>>74692091
Don't listen to them, you're a lovely and funny personage.

>>74692102
aa/å doesn't have an equivalent outside of Scandinavia I think.
It sometimes sounds like oh, sometimes like eau, sometimes like something else probably.

>>74692122
thanks friend

>>74691990
your last four digits are my year of birth

>Ottmar Hitzfeld

Just let him die in peace already

>>74692152
do you always think things like that?

>>74692169
yes

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>tfw brazil is annoyed with me

>>74692178
okay
>>74692190
i'm not you are the besto

>Sepp Piontek will never be ranked alongside Hitzfeld, Heynckes, Löw etc. in Germany even though he was more important than all of them

Who do you think will win the EL, United or Celta Vigo?

>>74692238
Schalke

>>74692222
checked

Leverkusen XI vs Atletico Madrid: Leno, Hilbert, Jedvaj, Dragovic, Wendell, Baumgartliner, Kampl, Bellarabi, Volland, Brandt, Hernandez.

>>74692238
FCK

>>74692251
Thanks

>>74692257
It's either win or die so might just as well start 3 strikers

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>>74692222
popularity is a hell of a bitch

>>74692257
>mfw leverkusen win 1-3

>>74692257
oh they are still playing this match?

>>74692238
Sevilla

>>74692257
Atletico Madrid XI vs Leverkusen: Oblak, Vrsaljko, Gimenez, Godin, Lucas, Partey, Koke, Ñíguez, Ferreira-Carrasco, Griezmann, Correa.

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>>74692222
nice quads, checked

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Peter Schmeichel with another great goalkeeper named Peter.

I have a feeling Manchester City will win the game tonight.

But they will never win my heart

>>74691409
Is this some kind of gang sign?

>>74692580
Hmm they have some really good attacking players which is important in the heart-winning department.

Preben Elkjær is one of my favourite people in the world.
I might start supporting Köln (or Kölle as I call them) because of him.

>>74692604
Attacking players they stole from somewhere. There is no real identification figure like Müller, Höwedes or Großkreutz at City. They are a soulless, corporate team.

>>74692624
They are the team of choice for the modern football man, like Inter used to be.
I look forward to following them in the time to come.

You now remember Roberto Hilbert

>when you see serious American soccer people discussing the omission of Feilhaber in the USMNT "roster" and remember that he was a mediocre player in the Danish 2nd tier

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get fucked buyern

>>74692642
football is important

Monster Trucks

>>74692660
It's not like the USMNT rooster is overflowing with talent, so they're happy for every decent player out there.

Get on card for David Silva.
Favourable odds and he gets about one every fourth match.

>>74692719
indeed it is

>>74692736
Michael Parkhurst was underrated tho

>William Kvist doing betting commercials
Ugh

you're drunk

go to bed

*hell

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>>74692660
he sure got around

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Is he loosing it?

>>74692911
do you think i could wear a bald head? i will not respond to your response

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>dat Lelwandowski goal

I would like to see Bellarabi as a RM in a 3-5-2.

>>74692938
depends on the shape of your head

>do something retarded
>regret it
>"hurr i lost a bet"

>>74692785
>>74692835
hmmmmm......

>>74692997
Wow I didn't notice the connection. Rude.

FUCK YES

>SHITTY

who /cuck/ here? Glad AfD won't win anything desu

I think I'm going to watch the City game from noe on.

Watching simulcast Acestream here

>>74693111
checked

>Brandt

top kek
this is why shitkusen will never amount to anything

>>74693212
Apparently buyern is very keen on signing him.

night

I hope you die in your sleep

>>74692911
Leukämie???? :(

>>74693336
D:

>>74693289
g'night

Am I the only Spanisch here?

your flag looks german to me

based TuT talking shit again

Am I the only one watching the game here?

>>74693455
Your flag looks also german to me that doesn't mean you aren't a Pakistani refugee

I lost track of the time. How are Leverkusen doing?

>the city of City

>SHITTY

AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

They're all in mancity fake match

>>74693545
The Bayer vs Athletico game? No, I'm switching between the two games.

>>74693588
they are playing pretty well

>poop

Tall corner flags in Monaco. They are as tall as David Silva.

>>74693565
maybe. who knows?!

who knows.......
...

>>74693673
Bayer

I hope we buy Mbappé

>>74693754
Lads I'm signing my next contract in 3r German division AMA

Sahne has a special way of moving. Other players that have a unique style are Hazard and Suarez. Will he be as good as those two?

>>74693783
ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, "yeah"

>>74693783
I don't think that Brondby Idrætsforening can afford him

>>74693844
Are you trying to work your way up to the 1. Bundes or are you just having some fun playing football, getting a bit of money for it while studying or working.

>>74693844
Do not give out any personal information on /bundes/.

>>74693916
>pay the loan-deal clause for Mukhtar
>sell him on straight away
>buy Mbappé

>>74693860
I don't know

>>74693783
I too like scat singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbL9vr4Q2LU&feature=youtu.be&t=48

Tell me about Bane

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>>74693844
>>74693940
*hires a hitman on you*

based Leno

>>74693860
Too early to tell. But he sure has the potential to become one of the best attacking players out there.

>>74693940
>>74694044
>>74693922
Just loan tho for a season.. I'm sure I'm not going to play that much

>>74694167
You must be good enough to play. I hope it goes well.

>>74694087
>Leno makes another lovely save. Griezmann played a long pass infield to Koke, who fed it forward to Correa and kept running. Correa played a square return pass with a weight that allowed Koke to smack a low first-time drive towards the bottom corner from 25 yards. Leno got down really smartly to his right to turn it behind for a corner.

>>74694167
>t. Götze

>>74694202
Thanks lad!

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*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

gross

>>74693940
???
but we already have it

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>neverkusen

Yawn-o-rama

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>Ageurno

>>74695037
this. Would like to see lelverkusen score a goal just to get some fire into the game.

>>74695099
yeah

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEVERKUSEN

dafuq

Sahne scored

>>74695366
Yes

>Pep's team stays fresh long after the opponent has tired
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Bakahoho

Leverkusen is so depressing

At least Shitterkusen wont embarrass us next season any more

Time for da Bullz!

>FS2 commentators wonder why leverkusen looks like they don't even want to score
Are they watching their first Leverkusen game right now?

Good stuff

I really hope that Leverkusen won't qualify for europe this season.

>poop

remember when Leverkusen wasn't a fucking embarrassment? me neither.

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>neverkusen
>poop

not surprised desu

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did they fugged?

>>74697011
yes

Bayern, RBL, BVB, Hoffe
Is next CL /our/ CL guys?

>>74697700
>bayern
meh

>RBL
I have my doubts if they can keep their high intensity pressing while playing two times a week on a regular basis + no real experience on the european stage

>BVB
If they can keep their key players for once and if the team plays more mature/constant they could play an important role.

>Hoffe
Their squad is to small and they already sold two of their most important players to buyern.

long story short: probably not.

>>74697700
it's this season or bust

>>74698383
pls elaborate

Is garlic the goat seasoning?

>>74698425
Bayern is getting too old
Dortmund are in good CL form but will have to rebuild when Aubameyang leaves
Schalke won't qualify for some years
I don't trust any other German team to do well internationally

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time for bed

gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

Yes, goood morning!

good morning miss bundes

exam soon

nervous lads

>>74704618
Did you practise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYbNlgQyz84&index=64&list=PLvGO_dWo8VfcmG166wKRy5z-GlJ_OQND5

>>74691385
The lack of Numbers in that image is apparent.

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>>74704807

>>74704832
#4 and #7 were pretty much failures. Still tasted nice.
Gonna make another #6 tomorrow, though.

>>74704856
I thought 6 looked the best as I was selecting and posting the image

>>74704888
>not #12
excuse me?

>>74704626
yes but the test still might fuck with me

will see

>>74704894
1 - 6
2 - 10
3 - 12
-
9001 - 7

>>74704909
>underrating #1
Also I never did manage to make a proper Christstollen.
The other attempts looked better, but were extremely dry, even though I put even more butter in those.

>>74704929
Post a plate with the new 6 tomorrow, please

>>74704939
Possibly.

who /missingpog/ here by the way

>>74704832
more like "paunchbers", right?

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>Auch dank Timo Werner ist RB Leipzig auf Champions-League-Kurs. Seine Tore wecken Begehrlichkeiten. Der FC Liverpool um Trainer Jürgen Klopp will den jungen Stürmer verpflichten. Laut „Daily Mail“ passt Werner perfekt ins Spielsystem der „Reds“. Der Premier-League-Klub hat den 21-Jährigen schon mehrmals von Scouts beobachten lassen

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>want Brandt
>get T. Werner

>>74705604
Brandt has buyern written all over him.

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top wew

>>74705623
More like Brand ehehehe

hehe

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The English squad for the game against Germany

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hello i am here now

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Dearie me

>>74706311
wow
just wow

I thought Danish football was bad with all the stupid mergers, but FC Midtjylland and Nordsjælland are veritable Traditionsvereine compared to this.
Unless it's a joke. I haven't read past the tweet.

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>>74706336
no, it's real
http://www.laola1.at/de/red/fussball/bundesliga/news/admira-sponsor-ab-sofort-auch-im-klub-namen/

>>74706318
Ramos seems to be having a good year

>>74706271
>1 (ONE) player from a european top 10 team

>>74705567
Liverpool should sign Keita and Werner

>>74706311
disgusting

>>74704888
checked

>>74704909
>10
enjoy your bitterness

9 is subjectively superiour and takes the cake

>>74706713
You're nuts

>>74706271
wait, is there an international break?

>>74706473
just like you

Would honestly like to try #7
#10 looks best to me, #3 worst.

>>74704832
5 is the dark horse

i've some cake in my pants ;)

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>#10 looks best to me

I prefer lighter, fluffier stuff, not intense chocolate creme and stuff like that.
My favourite cake apart from strawberry tart is goose breast.

good news: i will only be out of house for four hours on saturday, all before midday. rest of the weekend is spent with u

also check em

>eating number 3
what is wrong with people

Would it have killed UEFA to move one of the decent matches to 19:00?
Unless you're a bintpol memer it's pretty shit compared to the late games.

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>>74705640
>mfw Götze is doing GOMAD + Starting Strength under the supervision of Mark Rippetoe
>he will never become a good footballer again but will win gold in weightlifting in Japan 2020
what a timeline

>>74705567
will Kult-Kloppo ever learn?

1. #9, #8
2. #2, #11
3. #5
4. #10
5. #1
6. #4
7. #7
8. #12

POWER GAP

9001. #6
90001. #3

>its your 90th birthday
>here is your cake

cant get myself to buy ethereum right now. will wait for a correction

>>74707032
sounds nice

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>>74707047
Is that a new butcoin type thing?

>>74707079
no

>>74707079
who is your favourite one piece character

>>74707129
Main cast = Luffy and Brook

Full cast = White Beard, Kizaru and Aokiji

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>>74707149
okay

a guy i played kickabout with one week ago told me hes an one piece fanatic and his favourite character is Bartholomew Kuma

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For a tv station with that name and logo, they sure show a lot of content about Germany.

>>74707129
Dr. Crocodile or whatever his name was. only really remember the first two seasons.

>>74707187
denmark with the offtopic shitposting again

>>74707129
nobody. detective conan was objectively better

>>74707185
He's OK. Don't know too much about him.
>>74707197
He's still going. His fight with Luffy was what got me interested in One Piece as I saw a video of it and recognised the music. They used some Dvorak for it for some reason.

>>74707209
>he didn't watch both
lol what did you do the 30 minutes before One Piece

>>74707273
yeah now that you mention it I'm pretty sure it was from New World Symphony

>he
youre talking to podolski handjob

>>74707281
fap to ranma 1/2

please notice my thread.

I thought about just asking here, but a seperate thread seemed more beneficial.

>>74707332

>>74707362
would have fapped to it but I as like 8
had fuzzy feelings though

i often thought of brazil and denmark when watching LOTGH

>>74707312
PHJ had a heart attack years ago, she's no longer with us

Saibene is apparently Bielefeld's preferred candidate to replace Kramny.

>>74707405
I'm Aragorn

>>74707405
I always thought saber rider(the leader) was swiss

>>74707471
no I'm Aragorn you can be Pippin

>>74707563
No Aragorn was played by a Danish person and I'm a Danish person soooooo....
I also think his family is from Ringsted which is close to where I'm from.

>new york city is in denmark
i did'nt knew that desu

>>74707610
looks nice

Yes Viggo Mortensen is definitely a non-Danish name

>>74707636
I'm from Holbæk which is nicer since it's a coastal city.

>>74707630
used to be German too

>people with a danish name are danish
logically that means that people who don't have a danish name aren't danish

Uhm no that's not how logic works

wait, I thought you were talking about Ginga Eiyū Densetsu/Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

What does LOTGH stand for?

it is. i'm a logic expert

yes thats right

>>74707209
Detective Conan was spooky as fuck sometimes.

>>74707817
yeah i remember an episode with a fat guy in the woods. He was just pretending to be american though and was hiding body parts of the victim under his sweater.

Okay I will "watch" Krasnodar - Celta Vigo

Wass and Sisto starting.

holy fuck there's actually a game on later

>>74707366
i noticed

>>74707405
>>74707471
hilarious

>>74707636
just like you

>>74707427
proof?

>>74707817
the bad guys are always such monsters. just like trucks

just decided to not buy ethereum today. it will dip. if not today or tomorrow, then on the weekend

is denmark just Neinhold's bot?

will have some Schweineschnitzel with Kartoffeln today. Not really having any vegetables with that. I think I'll just eat a salad later in the evening/night then.

>>74708121
I'm having TK Bami Goreng with some extra chicken and canned tomates. Breddy gud when you're too lazy to prepare vegetables yourself.

>>74708112
no. brazil is

>>74708121
>>74708195
t. fatties

NEW

>>74708424

>>74708424

>>74708424