HOLY SHIT THE MAD MAN WENT FOR IT

He's lost it

Thank Christ SAF retired and brought us the golden age of ABUism

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>>74689312
>he reached the top with his work

>mouyes thinks 6th place is the top

he has lost every grip on reality

he's basically done

if man utd had any balls, they would immediately fire him before he will waste more money on overrated players that will not perform under him

I've never noticed before how round Mourinho's head is

>Meltdownrinho

>>74689341
children daydream about reaching the Europa League round of 16 to draw with the mighty POCTOB when they grow up, y'know

he is at an age where if he wants to remain in such a competitve and high stakes industry he needs to start testosterone replacement therapy. completely serious.

pogba is making sure that united stay in 6th just like the instruction on his shirt said to

if only they gave him the no.1 shirt

>>74689379
Because he's full JUST balding mode now

>>74689312
Is Ibra going to call him "The Philosopher"?

>>74689312
He's becoming the another wenger, he is becoming the man he hates. Deep.

>>74689862
I could see him spending 10 years trophyless and going "but muh PL & CL titles of the bygone era!". 2 days ago he was all like "I gave you 3 PL titles! respect me!"

He's a broken man.

>>74689430
was thinking the same the other day

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>manure customers

i don't get what pogba did that was so bad. was it his fault united got him and not kante? was it his fault united payed 100M? he does commercials and has a "brand"? thats pretty much every popular player.

at the moment theres a pretty big gap in quality between juventus and united. if united don't get back to winning leagues he's just going to seem like a bust.

>>74690189
Moved from a good team to a mediocre team only because they pay better.

>>74690082
>Subhuman Randhawa

>>74690263
>serie a team
>good

okay

>>74690282
He would have much more chances to win the CL with Juve than he has now with Manchester Utd.

They basically have to win the EL only to fucking qualify for the CL....

>a kid who comes from a working family, a family with three boys that I'm sure needed a lot of food on that table every day because they are big giants.
BIG

>>74690189
He could put in abbot of effort like most players do when they're not playing well. The goal on Monday was his fault. He was jogging around instead of closing down Kante.

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you can meme all you want this man is unbreakable
he's going to win it next season and we all know it

How are people equating this to a meltdown?

>>74690352
Neither united or jewventus are going to win the CL. The chances for both teams are 0%.

>>74690282
Juventus would walk the PL 2bh mate.

>>74690637
yes they are top of the pasta league

>>74690263
thats not a pogba thing, thats a modern football thing. and didn't he do that to get to juve?
so unless he plays for his childhood club, which i don't even know what that is, he's greedy?

>>74690410
i agree that was his fault and he has been inconsistent but he's also been the best united player in a game many times this season and they're still 6th.

>>74690082
Which vid was this posted on?

>>74690629

>United not even in the CL
>Juventus in the quarters already
>0% chance for both

Customer logic at its finest.

Willys willys I love willys

>>74690852
>he thinks juve can actually win it

Being in the quarters doesn't mean they are now going to go on to win, you fat bastard.

Feel free to screencap my post and laugh at me when they win if you're so sure fatty.

>>74690918

They're in the competition and thus they could win it. Just like your lot can win the prestigious Europa League. And I'm 6'2, 225, 5% body fat, Nigel.

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>>74690918
>Being in the quarters doesn't mean they are now going to go on to win
No, but it does mean they've got more chance than a team that aren't in the quarters.

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>>74689312
>Where were you when ABUs got BTFO?
I was off that day. Probably watching Liverpool win. Again.

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>>74689337
>>74689348
I've got a mate who is still convinced that manure are going to finish 2nd (unless they win it). He's lost it as well.

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>>74691163
>6 on the shirt

>>74689312
>le try to downplay everyone criticizing him to cover up his failures man

WORLD AGAINST US

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>>74689913
I AM NUMBER ONE JUDAS!

>>74690571
it's funny because they're doing exactly what he said they do

kek hes melted

not even 1 year in

>>74689341
Think he meant with Juventus

>>74694924
Winning the same titles Juve keeps winning without him you mean?

>>74694956
Just trying to decipher Mou logic

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>Mourinho starts losing because his pressure on referees (which lead to death threats against some of them) don't work anymore

Boohoo not my winning record has become worse but all the rest of the world somehow changed.

I don't get all the hate. What mou said was spot on.. oh wait it's bc abuism is a mental disorder. Keep taking those meds retards

>NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING