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>>74688286
Laine>Aho>Ekblad>Matthews
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>rags
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VEGAS
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>>74688288
the issue with laine is he is such a defensive liability. I mean he's a rookie so he can get over it and become more intelligent but still, he does shit that will cost the lead.
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>>74688317
Laine>Eichel>>>>>>>>>Matthews
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>early thread in the am
>not allowing our Nordic friends to make it
I bet you wear a parka when it's below 40F too.
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>>74688286
>mfw the Flelmes when the Cup
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>>74688317
But he isn't. He has improved massively over the season and Maurice even admitted that he basically wasn't coaching Laine to defend in the early season to not make him overthink and hinder his offensive game.

I know it's asking a lot to watch the tirefire of Winnipeg but he is not a liability but instead very responsible and fall back fast to defend.
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>>74688354
He does sometimes do some fancy shit that usually fails and leads to losing the puck though so I guess you could say that is a liability but overall he is very solid.
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>>74688352
Lmfao you mean like a free cup of tim's? Lmao flames suck dood Tkacuck is a fake ass Chinese imitation Corey Perry NOW THATS SAD HUH
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>>74688359
Dont be a meanie
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>>74688363
You wanna go bud?
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>>74688286
Does the town of Thunder Bay trigger you? Because that is what I call ur mum lol.
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>>74688288
>>74688331
>>74688359
>in the last thread American flags were hating on Larkin too
>Americans pretending to be against American players to get accepted by the "cool kid" Canadians/Nordics
Sad!
Americans are the betas in /hoc/
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>>74688370
Dylan?
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I haven't posted here in a couple years but are kongs still a meme?
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>>74688370
you mean the guy who has 23 points and a minus 23?
people started calling him next yzerman wayyyyy too soon and he clearly isn't anywhere near yzerman level
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>>74688377
No they're just sad. Poor Iginla lmfao
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>>74688370
Matthews is a system babby that hit his ceiling. There are legit American players like Eichel, Slavin and Trouba who don't get mentioned because they play in shit markets.
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>>74688381
>poor iginla
what?
nobody feels bad for this piece of shit.
he's overstayed his time in the league and got traded to a team that won't even make playoffs.
meanwhile the flames have won ten in a row without him and are set to finish with a spot.
it's just really awkward.
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>>74688286
Reminder that Datsyuk returned to Russia because he believed the war was going to start
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I need to sleep. Any fnn want to stream themselves so I can fall asleep to it,
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>>74688381
I know I am a flames fan I have an iggy jersey man, I feel so bad for him. I want kongs to succeed if their shit ass mexican fans arent around anymore
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>>74688288
Ekblad is going to peak at Jay Bouwmemester tier
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>>74688424
Bouwmeester>Reilly
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>>74688433
Suter>Weber
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>>74688471
slavin>faulk
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>>74688471
Vlasic=Touba but

Trouba>Hamilton and Hamilton>Vlasic
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>>74688286
Let me tell you guys something

If you put prime Alexander Mogilny on a line with Michael Peca and Stu Barnes and that was the fourth line on the current Minnesota wild, mogilny would score BARE MINUMUM 15 goals in 82 games

It's just logic
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>>74688511
I don't really want to make fun of cricket as ridiculous as it looks since there are absolute trash games like handegg and baseball around.
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>>74688511
Do cricket fans not eat?
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>>74688511
Is that a lithium atom or no

Hockey>Shoveling snow>cricket
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Do I have any legal obligation to cut my neighbors grass?

He died recently so the house is abandoned. His sister now owns it (who he hated) and she is under the assumption I'm going to continue shoveling/mowing while she is half the country away.

I'm not fucking doing it unless she paypals me like $600
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>>74688538
Cricket is brain food.
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>>74688607
I don't believe you do my friend

I know this draft year is supposed to be bad but if the red wings can acquire Hirshier, Liljegren or Rasmussen I'll be quite please!!!! <(^~^)>
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>>74688286
nice jets pupper
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>>74688288
>hard shot from the point-man
>autistic savant-man
>concussion-man
>actual homosexual pig-man
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please talk to me
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Kalsarikännit
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>nothing but soccer now
>nothing but NFL on the opposite side of the year
>people say "keep your hockey threads in /hoc/" if you make a non gameday hoc thread.
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what the fuck happened
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>>74688342
katt :)
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>>74688387
Good post :)
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> the shanty town of Minnesota
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>>74688895
I have a shirt like that but no letters.
Looks more snug on me though
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>>74688895
fab
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What happened to mediumsota and largesota ?
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>>74688882
if you followed a better sport you would have this problem
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>>74689051
I'm sure you meant "wouldn't"
There are no better sports. What?
Get bored off of your ass for 19 hours for cricket?
Get bored off of your ass for 10 hours of basebore?
Get bored off of your ass for 3 hours of basketbore?
get bored off of your ass for 9999 hours of NFL?
Get some taste.
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>>74689045
Melted in the last ice age. Largesota is now Lake Superior, Mediumsota is the 10,000 lakes around Minnesota
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Detroit confirmed for
>cheeky loss to Colorado tonight
>cheeky loss to Arizona tomorrow
>another cheeky loss to Colorado on saturday
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>>74688409
Iggy should've signed with >us if he wants to win a cup before he retires.
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>>74688409
>feeling bad for a millionaire who gets to play a game for a living
Kill youself
You must be a NEET if you feel bad for millionaires, you've never worked a day in your life.
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I'm letting everyone know that this will be my last day on 4chan. Could you give me one last you
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>>74689530
Bye bye
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Don't really see the Rags improving, lads.
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>tfw 11 years straight
congrats calgary
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>>74689627
>even a generational talent can't save the Coilers

Relocation when?
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>Losing to Arizona

Was it Bishop?
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>>74689636
Yes, but
>only scoring two goals in 65 minutes on Domingue
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>>74689633
ninety nintey seven. Wanted to move us to houston. the city saved the team. Winnipeg never did that. Gaybec never did that. We have the best fans. Remember the playoffs from 1997 to 2006? Loudest fans in the league. Can't wait for the NHL new fans to witness the best fans in the league.
It will probably take a year... sigh
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> mfw a shittesota fan is near me
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>>74688288
bad post

>>74688511
Bad post

>>74689702
They're gonna get sweeped in the first round
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>>74689702
Why so rude?
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>tfw possible playoff berth
I'm so excited.
Don't care if >we get swept. It would be so amazing and I'd be so happy.
I'm not one of the autists who regularly post here btw. I'm just so excited. You have no idea how crazy this city gets during playoffs... but then again, it's like a whole new generation. Who knows?
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Who can stop us now lads?
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>>74690042
The correct term would be swept. English is silly.

But fuck you Lars' son.
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>>74688288
Ehlers > Scheifele > Laine
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>>74690067
I like McJesus
It's gonna be great/exciting to see him play in the playoffs
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>>74690078
Is he trying to be Heatley?
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>>74690080
I'm sorry
Swept*

Didn't mean to disrespect, there are clubs I wouldn't want to see get past round 1 - Wilds is not one of those clubs

I'll tell Lars on you!
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>>74690083
Great post
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Give me your best Puljujarvis for my folder.
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>>74690113
No. My Puljus are trademarked and not to be saved
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>>74690113
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>>74690113
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>people here are so underaged that they don't remember how fucking loud the Edmonton fanbase are

Oh, you new fans (hawks kings fans)
are in for a treat.
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>>74690121
Too late. Sue me.
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>>74689680
>one point out of 2nd in the Pacific with an easy schedule including 2 games against Cololrado and 3 against Vanpooper
>coming off a 7-1 raping of Dull-ass
>Calgary about to run into a long stretch of playoff teams
Calm the fuck down, son. >We're in a decent spot.
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The rise of Pulju will be one of the best memes next season. Cap me on that. I have already some good material brewing on my photoshop file.
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>>74690141
>tfw it was us that started the "anthem singer holds the mic up to the crowd" thing because we were drowning Lorieau out
My body is ready.
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Hawks desu
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>>74690161
I can't wait, Perki.

>mfw Pulju takes over the 1st RW spot on McDavid's line, allowing Draisaitl to move to 2C, giving >us 2 scoring lines
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>>74688317
Laine's defensive liabilities are 100% irrelevant compared to Big Buff with his penalties and fuckups that lead to breakaways.

I really love Byfuglien for his entertainment value but the amount of TOI they give him is why the Jets didn't make the playoffs this year.
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>>74690161
I need more Pulju in my life
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>>74690113
Here is a rare Pulju from when he starred in the popular comedy show "Workaholics"
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>>74690173
F
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>>74690161
Can you show us a little teaser?
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>>74690161
What is the superior meme tho? Regular Pulju or Bulju?
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>>74690113
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>>74690173
>Carolina boos O Canada
>next game, Edmonton belts The Star Spangled Banner at ear shattering decibel levels
Edmonton confirmed for good people.
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>>74690225
i can't i'm sorry.
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*blocks your path*
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>>74690113
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>FLA: 0+0
>CAR: 0+0
>PHI: 0+0
>DET: 0+0
>ANA: 0+0
>LAK: 0+0

What did he mean by this? No, really, what the fuck is wrong with him?
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>>74690113
:)
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>>74688408
Lol
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>>74690113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhxPBrxxaqc
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>>74690348
Classic
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>>74690342
Are you telling me Matthews hasn't recorded a point in 6 games?
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>>74690373
What does Pulju pizza taste like?
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>>74690342
This is 6 games if i'm correct. Are you telling me Matthews hasn't scored in 6 games?
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>>74690382
Meat and potatoes
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>>74690382
generational
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>>74690382
Bonaqua
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>>74690261
It's ok, I'll be looking forward to you sharing them
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>>74690382
Suffeli
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>>74690378
>>74690383
y-yes
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>>74690409
Are you telling me people think he's going to win the Calder over Patrick "Big Shot, Bigger Cock" Laine?
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>Leafs playoff odds at 37%
Can they recover?
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>>74690425
>Calder winners are busts 90% of the time
>People actually want Laine to win the Calder
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Updated rookie scoring race:
Patrick Laine - 60 points in 62 games
Austin Matthews - 55 points in 68 games
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>>74690448
>AM
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>>74690434
>Calder winners are busts 90% of the time

I wouldnt call them busts but disappointments.
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>Laine, Eichel and McDavid have scored own goals
Is Matthews a bust?
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>>74690431
>despite having 14 loser points
>people somehow think they're a bubble team
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>>74690492
Yes. No natural scoring instinct, just forced grinding forechecking puck hoarding volume shooter with no hoki iq.
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>>74690515
This. Leafs aren't a good hockey team. They have a chance to make it only because of weak division and all of their loser points. They could still make it, though. And who knows what they could do in the playoffs.
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>>74690547
They're much better than last year though
The amount of OTL points are pretty dumb though
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>>74690547
You do realize the bubble teams in the East (Tampa Bay, Islanders and Florida) are no different then the leafs? Islanders and Florida have 11 OT losses, and Tampa Bay has 9, but has the same ROW as Toronto
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Patrick Kane will win art ross now
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>>74690342
I wonder if Jeff O'Neil still wouldn't trade him for McDavid
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All I want or my birthday is a handful of Finnish >(You)s
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>>74690662
happy birthday! :)
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>>74690662
1 year closer to your inevitable death
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Just wondering, how many points does Matthews have in March?
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>>74690703
3
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>>74690708
Zuh?
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>>74690718
>h-he's better than McDavid guys, I swear!
>laffs fags
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>>74690662
happy bday friend
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>>74690662
hapy birt day fren
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>>74690662
I know I'm not finnish, but a Danish (you) would please you too
Happy birthday Amerifriend

>>74690679
Finland always ready with a positive perspective of things
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>>74690896
Thats why they have the highest suicide rate in Europe. Dont bully finlan
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Bored af at work here, gonna dump hockey pics, gifs, and webms to try and induce discussion.

>Patrick Stefan trail of tears
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>>74690942
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>>74690950
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>>74690955
I feel like relations with Finland have warmed considerably since this gif was made.
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>La77s
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>>74690966
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>>74690950
<my team has never won the cup or anything but i would be much more embarrassed if i was a rags fan
jesus christ what a shit franchise
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>>74690973
>handle is odog
>Armstrong's twitter is armdog
Jesus Christ someone put these two out of their misery
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would you trade jussi jokinen for lauri korpikoski straight up?
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>>74690973
With the current D Laffs have, I think I'd stick to Matthews atm
With a better D though, I'd take McJebus any day
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>>74690973
>da77as

>tfw captcha makes me pic palm trees even though I've never seen them in my life.
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>>74690989
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>>74690929
I forget
Sorry!
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>>74690997
Check my McDavid's
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>>74690993
the leaf delusion reaches across the atlantic i see
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>>74691007
One of these players is tied for the league lead in the scoring race, the other doesn't have a point this month.
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>>74690993
Seriously?
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This season made me realize an important truth: Sweden is far superior to Finland. Finland is not very good at hockey, but Sweden is very, very good.
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>>74691010
McJesus is better overall, no question
I think Matthews is better helping the D.. No reason to handicap an already non-existent D
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>>74691015
>Draisaitl
>very handsome
>great at hockey
>this shy
He is the anti-Chad
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>>74691025
>literally sheltered on third line and not because of a shutdown role
>helping D
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>>74690997
>real hockey town
>not winning
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>>74691025
The real question is, would the fly be able to play on McDavid's wing
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>>74691045
the fly would score 40 playing with the gaykid
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>>74691007
you can see in his eyes that he is dreaming about playing with pulju
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>>74691056
Who wouldn't?
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>>74691056
>>74691052
>>74691070
>>74691039
>>74691010
>>74691003
>>74690990
please leave this thread is not for you
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>>74691094
Thats not very nice
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>>74691094
Please hang yourself, this existence is not for you.
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>>74691094
kill yourself, its norde hours now
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is this /cric/?
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Where's Sweden?
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/cric/posters are better than finn danish and norge posters. sweden is the only good poster
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>>74691111
nice quads but those women dont look indian

they look mongolian if im being frank
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>>74691122
:(
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>>74691122
t. david(pronounced duhveed) from portland
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>>74691124
They are north east indians, they all have chink features.
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Real /Scandinavian/ hours. WHO TF UP?
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Sweden sucks
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>>74691150
Best hour of the day!
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have to go for liver testing
>oilers finally making the playoffs
>going to die of liver failure
wew
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reminder that only people from nordic countries may post in this thread.
minnesota also welcomed and nunavut
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>>74691113
Around ;)

>>74691122
>>74691162
Make up your mind please :)
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>>74691170
Hope it's nothing too bad Canadabro
Or atleast cureable asap!
Enjoy the playoffs
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nordic countries are fucking GAY lol
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Sorry lads, had to actually do work. Hockey dump resuming.
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>>74691171
Good post
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>>74691170
I hope it turns out to be better than expected (not for the oilers though if I'm honest)
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>>74691170
I'll buy you a drink bro
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>>74691189
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>>74691170
Our God and Savior watches over you.
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>>74691189
post a picture of sidney crosby crying
i love that one
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>>74691171
Good post, if you add Yukon to that list
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>>74691195
YakuGOD
The most missunderstood and underrated player
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why are their sticks are of different size?
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>>74691195
>Davidson for Desharnais
I'm liking this trade so far. Double D has 2 goals in 5 games and Pouliot - Desharnais - Kassian was dangerous all night last night.
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>>74691212
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>>74691197
I'm dead. My liver is dead. The woman seemed really serious on the phone.
sigh. Oh well. Hopefully we actually make the playoffs before I die.
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>>74691227

>>74691231
Hang in there lad, >we'll make it this year. You've gotta witness McDavid in the playoffs before you die.
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>>74691207
goalies got thicker sticks
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>>74691239
McDavid is sexy as fuck.

The broad is alright, too.
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>>74691231
id donate my other liver if I lived in canada

sorry bud
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>>74691245
May as well post the rest of my "McDavid + Bitches" collection.
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>>74691253
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>>74691231
Sorry to hear that leafy bro. Honestly hope you make it far enough to watch them reach the playoffs.
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>>74691266
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>>74691253
Me on the right
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>>74691231
hahaha
you will miss the Puljus Oilers dynasty completely
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>>74691242
hmmm
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>>74691277
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>>74691291
Pulju's birthday is one day before mine.
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>>74691303
THE WHITE WOLF
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>>74691312
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>>74691325
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Is there any doubt that once Pulju has adapted he will be better than Laine? I mean the only thing laine has over pulju is his wrist shot. Everything else more or less is for pulju.
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>>74691336
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>>74691340
t. Pro scout
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>>74691340
Laine will be watching Pulju in the playoffs for the next 20 years and crying that he's not nearly as good.
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>>74691283
sucks man
I remember getting my wisdom teeth out and lying on the couch and watching the Oilers demolish the Ducks in 2006.
nothing but shit since then.
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>>74691345
EH BOYS, IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
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>>74691033
Yaku :D
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>Puljujärvi isn't as good as Ovechkin
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>>74690141

To everyone who hates Chicago going nuts during the national anthem, blame Edmonton. We started against them and we are never going to stop.

>State of Hockey
>Winning the Cup

PICK ONE MILD!
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If your countries flag is not majority red, you are /notcool/
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Why are hockey games so shit? There has not been a good hockey game since 1993 before 95% in here were even born.
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>>74691432
Tbh
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>>74691170

You are supposed to die of liver failure because of the playoffs not before the playoffs.

Or is that just because of the Blackhawks drinking game it happens to Hawks fans?
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>>74691473

>Blackhawks fans being old enough to buy a drink
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Will Blackhawks ever draft a finn again now that Pookka has busted
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>>74691495

Well duh but the better question is will Chicago draft and keep a Finn on the roster for three years?

Teuvo only lasted two because salary cap and Stan Bowman has dirt on every other GM in the league
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>>74691481

>Not knowing Binny's is one of the Hawks best sponsors on CSN Chicago

Wew lad
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>>74691473
I don't know what your e saying, but I'm an alchoholic. and I deserve to die.
I just hope I live long enough to see the Oilers in the playoffs. Havent seen that in 11 years.
2006 was the best time of my life.
The best.gif related was my favourite goal
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>>74691532
There's always a dark reason for people to turn to alchoholism
I feel sorry for you Canadabro
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>>74691532

Okay then you are doing it right even if you are dying and fuck that no hockey fan regardless of team or country affiliation deserves to die.

We are all in our own fucking weird way a community of people who love watching this awesome sport plus an Edmonton/Chicago Western Conference Final would be fucking fun as hell to watch
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>>74691543
when I was at NAIT, my dad stayed up every night, drunk as fuck, kept me up, and I was in the hardest most stressful course at NAIT, and I had absolutely no sleep every day. Then I'd get up and my dad would lay into me every fucking day. Then I would trudge across the snow and take an hour and a half bus ride to NAIT, then sleep the entire time, then repeat. I'm glad I'm going to die in a few months.>>74691555
it would, but I'll never see it. I just want Edmonton/Calgary. Which could happen.
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>>74691340
>>74691356
>>74691443
>>74691495
>>74691543
kys
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>>74688983
Kek
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>>74691543
I had a great childhood and im an alcoholic. Some people are just wired wrong.
But my interview went decently. I think I gave a shitty performance but they offered me the jpb regardless. Even told me about an upcoming leadership role. Granted I've worked there before (its seasonal) but still a positive.
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>>74691481
At least they have a Cup to drink it out of
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>>74691596
Should've moved on campus
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>we will never have sloppy cup party sex with Amanda Kessel
Don't even know why I got out of bed today
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>>74691532
>a failed cup run was the highlight of my life
No wonder you're slowly killing yourself tbf
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unbustable Calder winner
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plz respond
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>b-be honest with me...did i bust?
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@74692105
Find some real friends
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>>74692068
How long till hes in the NHL?
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>>74692010
Is he gay? Hes not even touching her
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>>74692160
>where are you?
>what are you doing?
>>
player's tribune article by Kris Draper about the wongs-avs rivalry in the late 90's:
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/kris-draper-red-wings-avalanche-march-97/
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>>74692237
This is old news.
He is confirmed gay. and thats O K
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>>74691435
The 2k games are good. One of the has Bob Cole and Harry Neale announcing and it's very comfy.
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>>74691171
Good post
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>>74692269
How dare you reply to me you mongol.
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Any streams for HIFK-KÄRPÄT game? OT going
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>>74692349
Buy a PLAYOFFS PASSI you poor fuck
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>>74692329
shut up you mong
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>>74692367
I know you are but what am i
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>>74692372
dirty mong
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>>74692361
i'm not interested in the playoffs but seeing as it's OT going i might have watched
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>>74692403
Already ended ifk won
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>>74692417
i know
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>>74692420
Yeah i know too
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>>74692427
>>74692420
>>74692417
>>74692403
>>74692361
>>74692349
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>>74692372
>>74692476
>>>out
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>>74692237
He's literally touching the top of her ass
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>>74692669
I meant Laine you fucking idiot.
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>I don't like country music
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i want a canadian friend
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>>74692694
Literally no one else but you hicks in nashville like Country music.

Get the heck out
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>>74692694
Yotes tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPl6-dbIkiU
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>Go to kitchen
>Find this guy eating your pizza
What do?
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>>74692789
Let him stay if I can have his sister
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>>74692789
Demote him to the AHL
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>>74692789
Ask for his autograph and take him out for dinner.
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>>74692798
Oh fuck it's a female Pulju...a Fulju.
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>>74692789
Offer him a Bonaqua to wash it down with
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>>74692712
t. "Metal" fag
>>
There is an alarming amount of negativity in this thread.

>>74692789
Ask for a slice and an autograph.

>>74692798
Is it normal to imagine a Game of Thrones porn parody when looking at this picture?

>>74692709
I'll be your friend, I am relatively close to Canada

>>74692721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODZtwkBYPs
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>>74692861
>asking for a slice of your own pizza
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>>74692861
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODZtwkBYPs [Embed]
Good post :)
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>>74692889
>Being stupid enough to attempt to take your pizza from Pulju
Are you trying to die?
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>>74692266
I miss the Avs being a good team.
They always were "the good guys" taking on dirty ass Midwesterners and Canadians.
Now we have to pull for shitty teams like Nashville but they never get it done.

Idk, the league just seems more bleak without having that "weird" team be a top franchise.
Now its all "historic" and "large market" again.

here's to wishing for a Blue Jacket dynasty soon.
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>>74692694
those look exactly like country rock fans though
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>>74692889
Would you fight Bulju over a pizza? I would only fight him over a slander about my family or some sloot he poached from me.
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>>74692926
I would fight him just to see which one of us is the better fighter.

>>74692902
I can take it. I have more experience in fighting.
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>>74692957
I no matter how experienced you are at fighting you can't knock out someone with a titanium chin.
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>>74692798
if you did a faceswap no one would even notice
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I for one enjoy the influx of Nordic posters. Funland has been rather quiet lately so it is nice to see more sideways crosses.
Did you all flee to here after that Barcelona vs PSG "game"?
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>>74690342
>Eichel is only 8 points behind in 20 less games.

Why did we think >le stand in from of the net and wait for hyman to pass kid was better?
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>supporting "local" team
The proper form is support the team with the highest % of American players.

Support Pittsburgh, a real American team.
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>>74693007
>>74693007
Nice Bond trips. I imagine it has to do with the rampant TSN shilling. You would have to be dumb or very mad to call Eichel, McDavid, Matthews, or Laine busts. Comparing them seems like a fruitless effort.


>you will never get a few thousand cheeky dollars for making an instagram post
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>>74693003
I like the Denmark poster. Hes really nice and doesnt make fun of Känädä like Finland does.
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>>74693146
>best player is a canadian
>second best player is a russian that still cannot speak english
>third best player is a frog
>goaler that won in 2009 is a frog
>goaler that carried them to the last cup is an acne ridden canadian
"America's team"
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>>74693003
They're fine but Grease needs to fuck off
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>>74693276
>list a bunch of people that know their place
>team more american than any other team
It is, in fact, America's team.
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>>74693256
Agreed

>>74693286
>inb4 you summon them with this post
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>>74693276
>third best player is a frog
>forgetting Bill, Americas favourite son
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>>74693304
>Kessel was corrupted by Toronto
>3 best players in team history are a frog (part owner), a canadian, and le old Czech man
The only one with some American heart is Cullen.
>who the fuck is Ian Cole
>Rust is fine in my book
>Guentzel will bust
>Sheary is alright
>a player from San Diego
Not seeing it mate
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>>74693332
>>
all key players/captains are either american or nordic (so pretty much native in minnesota anyway) with the exception of dubnyk (carried by american defense) and staal (thunder bay which is close enough to minnesota, therefore almost american)

>not america's team
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>>74693332
>bill is better than Letang
They probably could have won the cup without Bill the way Murray was playing. They certainly could not have won it without Letang.
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>>74693511
>le doesnt show up in international games man
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>>74693526
did you even watch the playoffs?

Bill, Hagelin, Bonino line carried that team through the first 2 rounds.
The third round other guys started to help a little
The SCF they played as a team.
But no way did that team win the cup without the Bill line.
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>>74693526
>would have won without bill
>played on the most productive line

Wew lad. Pongs D wasnt even good that playoffs. Murray was facing like 35 shots a game against Washington and Tampa Bay.
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>>74693526
Bill could have won the Conn Smythe last year. They had one of the best "3rd lines" ever put together and the depth scoring Kessel brought won them quite a few games.
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>>74693526
lolwut
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>>74693526
The only reason Bill didnt win Connie Smith was because Crosgod had to cover for the D all the time.
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>>74693766
>Bill should have won the Conn Smythe last year.
ftfy
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>>74693727
Put some other goal scorer on that line and its the same result. That line amassed points but they certainly didnt carry the team. Murray did. I am not saying Bill is a shit player, just arguing with the person that said Bill is better than Letang.
If Letang is in fact dead I very much doubt the pongs win the cup given their injuries.
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>>74693914
You cant say Murray carried the team then say Letang was a factor in them winning. Letangs job is to make sure Murray doesnt have to do his job as much.

If Murray is carrying the team then the D isnt doing their job. Kessel did his job though, the only line that had more points in the layoffs was Coutures stacked line that played more games.
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>>74693752
That is my point. Letang was the only competent D. The fact Murray was pelted every game and still won a cup as not even a rookie shows that Murray was the MVP, not Bill.
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>>74692712
country music and ice hockey are literally the only good things america has invented
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>>74694037
But Letang played upward of 25minutez a a game. He obviously wasnt that competant.
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>>74694037
Murray wasnt very good against San Jose, thats when he lost the Conn Smyth. He was far outplayed by Vasy and Jones.
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>>74693850
I think it was a 2 way tie between Murray and Kessel. I wanted Bill to win it but I think it should have been much closer.
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>>74694026
He was a factor in them winning. Letang can't play every shift. The rest of the D was garbage. If he doesn't play in the playoffs that team never wins a cup.
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whatthe fuck is his problem? why is he such a colossal faggot?
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>>74694151
#youcanplay
>>
Lord I hope Tampa can overtake Boston.
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>>74694151
He was good on the Kings. What did Edmonton do to him?
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>>74694188
What is a more desirable situation
>Bombston makes the playoffs and slewfooting ratboy wins the Hart
or
>Tampa makes the playoffs and "fans" come out of the woodwork saying how the never doubted the team
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>>74694147
Letang played almost half the shifts. Thats the point.
Murray shouldnt be facing 35 shots with an MVP Dman on half the time, he doesnt even face 35 shots now when Letang is injured

Murray won them the 1st 2 series
And the HBK line won them the last 2 series.

Crosby got conn smyth because he was most consistant and played the best 2 way game
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>>74694300
>Bombston makes the playoffs and slewfooting ratboy wins the Hart
there is literally nothing wrong with this?
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>>74694230
>What did Edmonton do to him?
The same thing Edmonton does to all players over time. Just look at Nugent-Hopkins, he was fantastic at the "world" cup and generally during international play. But he looks like his soul was crushed when he puts on that Edmonton jersey
>>
>June 15th: SCF Game 7 (if required)
>June 17th: Expansion Draft deadline for teams
>June 20th: Expansion Draft selection by Vegas
>June 21st: Expansion Draft selection announced
>June 23rd: NHL Entry Draft begins
>July 1st: NHL Free Agency begins
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>The rat king and the rapist are going to win Maurice Richard and Art Ross Trophies and theres nothing you can do about it

How do you feel?
>>
Just accidentally let go of my beef tube and pissed all over the wall. Anyone know a procedure for this?
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>>74694351
>hockey
>in june
this needs to be fixed. the finals should end the first week of april
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>>74694462
>he doesnt want hockey 365 days a year

>>out
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>>74694351
when is the lottery tho
>>
>>74694300
Anyone who says they didn't doubt Tampa is a liar.

t. fan since 97
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>>74694477
>le least injured team wins competition
retarded
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>>74694346
But that would expose the DoPS as shit. Marchand should have been suspended. Just like McDavid should have after his murder attempt on Oduya. The whole thing is a joke.
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>>74694519
Literally what?
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>>74694400
unwell
>>
Remember when Giroux grabbed a male cop's butt?
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>oilers will miss again
still shook from 2006
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>>74694608
>>74694608
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>>74694400
>thinks the bad guy will win the Art Ross
Not if the hero we deserve has anything to say about it.
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>>74694608
>mixed up copping a feel with feeling a cop
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>>74694709
but mcbusted is the bad guy.
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>>74694733
God Himself does not have an alignment, lad. He simply shapes the world as he sees fit.
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>edmemeton
>deserving anything
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>>74694763
thankfully he won't let mcclavical win anything ever.
based god.
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Will McDavid even make 5million salary before his career ends?
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Some Yank just got sacked for being a cunt in the """Elite""" League

https://youtu.be/LbGrk1FHgHs

Nottingham Panthers won the Continental Cup this year, surprising for how minor the sport is here.
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SHOULD I DRINK A BEER
JUST ONE
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>>74694827
He got sacked now for something that happened two years ago?

>>74694842
Nah, friday
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>>74694815
>The Calder?
>I-it's quite overrated...i-if if you ask me...
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>>74694870
But i NEED beer
https://youtu.be/XOu_On_6vMY
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>>74694928
No u dont binland
Have a nice cold soda
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I NEED A BEER BEFORE SLEEP
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>>74694978
>soda
triggere
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>>74694928
You need beer on FRIDAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wshRgRj9dug
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>aguero
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>>74694978
wir haben erektionen
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>>74695129
>He doesn't main Harry Kane
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>>74695129
i think you mean aguEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>Pens will be the first dynasty since the 80's Oilers

Feels goods.
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>>74694787
>>74694815
>>74694874
McDavid > You

Stay mad, fucking nerds
>>
Reminder the pongs have only won cups with 2 (two) generational talents gifted to them. They have also gone bankrupt more times than they have won back to back cups.
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fuck hockey and fuck white people
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>>74697136
average post
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fuck finland and fuck es
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>>74697197
practice your posting more and one day you will post good posts.

"never give up"
-johnny caney
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For me, it's Juolevi
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>>74695210
It's amazing how well Shero's draft picks have panned out since he left. The Pens are set for years to come with a dominant core locked up and a steady stream of young talent in the system. The only weakness you can argue is they lack defensive depth, but Letang, Schultz, Dumo, and Maatta are all still in their 20's.
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>>74697426
For me, it's Jakke Virtanen
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>>74697426
>judging defenseman before they are 25 year old
that's how canadian teams get Phaneufs and american teams lidströms
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>>74697426
>>74697476
>Tfw you're Jim Benning and haven't nutted a bust in almost a year
Incoming Michael "PP Babby" Rasmussen
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>>74697494
>He didn't main the Finnish team during the WJC
You might not have watched the Finnish Disaster, but I did. Juolevi lost the top PP spot to Vili Saarijarvi and slow. He gets beat with speed on the outside constantly and lost the 1st pairing spot to Victor Mete in London
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>>74695895
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Flames to win YET AGAIN tonight
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>>74697507
>Tfw you're Jim Benning and haven't nutted a bust in almost a year
Lol
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BEER SUPPLY ALMOST EMPTY
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>>74697596
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>>74697596
Drink piss, it probably looks like beer by now
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>>74697580
Sorry Nige, the Bruins will run roughshod over the Flimmers, then >we'll stomp them tomorrow
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>>74697596
What do you guys drink in Finland?
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>>74697629
Flames will lead the Bruins to fail, and miss the playoffs AGAIN
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>>74697631
What else can we do?
https://youtu.be/QzXGdy8Et30
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>>74697664
>Täällä Pohjantähden alla.
GOAT finn song.
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>>74697664>>74697631
Oh i misread what as why
We usually drink Karhu, Olvi, Karjala and other cheap market beers
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>>74697629
>Nige
This is jock. Oilers will be lucky to make wild card spot
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>tfw to intelligent to be a dumb ugly smelly alcoholic mongol
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>tfw inteligent enough to be a dumb ugly smelly alcoholic mongol
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>>74697710
leave finlan alone
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>tfw no pale, nihilistic Finnish gf
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>>74697559
Forgot "playoff series wins"
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>tfw no pale, nihilistic, ugly, stinky, dumb, smelly Finnish gf
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>>74697689
Neat. Does any of that get imported over to the states?
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>>74697801
Idk but any of those aren't the best finland has to offer
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>>74697801
>buying finnish products
for what purpose?
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>>74697839
Then what's the best stuff that's sold?
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>>74697853
So I can kill myself this playoffs, watching my team get swept. At least my team doesn't have finnish goaltending
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>>74697868
Ruby Jazz Ale by Pyynikin Käsityöläispanimo is my favorite
It was also awarded as worlds best mild black ale in 2016
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>>74697704
Sorry, Angus. But I hope you're prepared for the losing streak to follow.
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>>74697936
I know the streak won't last forever but we will be in the play offs
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>>74698023
Not after we get through with you, my bonnie wee lass.
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why are edmonton """""""""""fans"""""""""' so fucking shit? worst canadian fanbase by far and thats saying something
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>>74698080
A BoA would be the perfect play off outcome

Flames to win the series 4-1
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>>74698155
They live in the frozen shanties of north alberta. Literally nothing to do but drill for oil and shitpost.
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>>74698336
>drill for oil
*Shovel for sand
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>>74693680

Its hard to give a fuck in international competition when you know the rest of your team is fucking worthless.
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>>74698373
No, no, that can't be it. I thinkk he knows other countries have stricter rape laws and he can't power up before puck drop
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>>74698396
Makes lot's of sense...

Do you think there's any relation between rape and hair loss?
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stop making fun of balding men pls
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>>74691189
I like this picture. We'd just be stoked and shitpost if we got a player that good, not literally crying
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>>74698476
Kane's gotten hair plugs since those pics, don't worry
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I thought the game was at 8 why didn't you retards make a thread

pens vs flyers
>>74698644
>>74698644
>>74698644
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>>74698654
how do you even get excited for this rivalry when one team is fucking shit and will never make the playoffs or play for anything but a middle draft pick
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>>74698683
philthy is always ass devastated at pittsburgh. it's fun being better than them
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>La77s
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>>74698698
I'd be ass blasted too if I lived in philthy
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>>74698698
>your shitty is 50% black
>your best player is black
>>
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/kris-draper-red-wings-avalanche-march-97/
this is a really good article
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>>74698746
lol good one bud
>>74692266
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>>74698746
alright kris
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>>74698746
love theplayerstribune. already looking forward to Rupps and Whitneys playoff predictions
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>>74698155
>>74698336
in the november months it's a minus thurty two, can you imagine?
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>>74699128
please use a scale that actually makes sense
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>>74699179
>not getting the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8
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>>74688607
i let my "lawn" grow as long as it wants in the summer because i'm rural and give zero fucks. My neighbor comes by with his riding lawnmower and cleans up the front part every few months. Millennial to the max.
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>>74691435
'94 was even better than '93 and is considered the best hockey game of all time by everyone but you.
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>>74699280
the high point of roenick's career was being the GOAT in nhl '94
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Why is /hoc/ so dead?
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>>74699507
too many swedopedos and dogposters desu
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The lack of scoring is getting a little troubling.
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>>74699507
I'm busy laughing at how bad Mass Effect is
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>>74699533
This is a lie

>>74699536
Fair enough
>>
Why is Zack Fitzgerald so scared of this man?
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>>74699536
videogames are for nerds
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The Flames game better not have a fucking regional blackout
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>>74699582
haha i know i'm such a nerd :p
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>>74699582
>not playing games where you push out a mushy turd
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>>74699575
because all minnesotans are inherently cowards
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goddamn, i want the playoffs to start already. the first round is usually the best, most meme-y hockey of the year
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>>74699635
The best memes come when Washington and Minnisota are eliminated
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oh look even fucking /hoc/ is triggered by bioware. how assblasted will you be when it gets great fucking reviews LIKE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SAYING

its incredible, you racist fucks get so mad that there are poc and women leads and you just fucking fly off the handle.

GROW THE FUCK UP
>>
>>74699635
>constant playoff hockey for 2 straight weeks.

Wings arnt even in the playoffs this year and I'm still excited.
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>that fucking 80's Nintendo tier keyboard with the cowboy singing the anthem

What in the fuck, I know the oil industry is having a downturn but Calgary get your shit together.
>>
>>74699635
My negro, the first round is my favourite too
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>>74698746
Just read it. Really liked it, thanks.
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>>74699716
Even fucking Rock Paper Shotgun is saying first impressions are really bad
>>
>>74699794
oh just shut the fuck up you triggered little trumpette. keep nitpicking irrelevant shit just because theres not enough white men in >muh vidya

grow up
>>
>>74699815
How can I be a trumpette if my country is run by a woman?
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So now that the Winnipeg season is JUST is it time for me to bandwagon the Flames or the Oilers? Leaning towards Flames desu
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>>74699856
More like strumpet lmao

>>74699880
Whoever you choose will suck. If you attempt to choose one to make it suck so the other succeeds both will fail
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>>74699880
Flames
>>
FLAMES!!!

>BOMBSTON
>>
E
T

L
E

B
U
T
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>flim flams get to play yet another backup

Causes involuntary brain function
>>
>>74699928
>Oilers fans actually believe teams lay down against the flames
>>
>>74699939
>teams consistently choose to play their inferior goalie against calgary
>this means nothing at all
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>Flames peaking early

See you in Chicago, Flames.
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>>74699928
>>74699972
What did the Coilers mean by this?
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>>74700116
>Flames/Ducks in round 1

Have fun golfing, Calgary.
>>
Detroit Red Wings @ Colorado Avalanche Gamethread

>>74700144
>>74700144
>>74700144
>>
>>74700116
The Oilers have a better record against the west than Calgary does. Calgary loves playing soft eastern teams that let johnny manlet avoid contact
>>
>>74700134
>Edmonton playing SJ or (insert Central team here)

Welp, 0 canadian teams surviving the first round yet again confirmed
>>
Okay which one of you faggots started the habs thread
>>
>>74700185
>Da big west meme
Nice meme. The only good and playoff bound "big" team is San Jose.
>>
>>74700242
Yeah they're all small manlet teams like Anaheim.

Flames fans are shitting themselves imagining a series with the Ducks.
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>posting in hoc
>Vanpooper cancuck tries to start an argument with me
>could easily BTFO him but just leave the thread because too lazy to type out a response
>he thinks he won even though he's clearly wrong

It works every time
>>
>>74700242
And yet Calgary struggles against the west.
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>>74700242
i swear the oilerfags were the ones that pushed the big bad west meme the most as an excuse for their team's shit play over the past decade.
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>>74700261
If he didn't win then surely you'd present your argument so you could win.
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>>74700261
wow, you sure showed them
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I'll just leave this here
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>>74700261
If you reply to your enemies, they win
>>
>>74700319
>>74700320
If I BTFO him he wins
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>>74700348
>I'm gonna need something stronger
>>
>>74690067
>I'm not one of the autists who regularly post here btw.

Yes you are, you're literally the guy who always posts this
>You have no idea how crazy this city gets during playoffs

as if that's at all remarkable for a Canadian city outside of Ottawa.
>>
>>74700406
>Yes you are, you're literally the guy who always posts this
>>You have no idea how crazy this city gets during playoffs

people posts shit like that is as cringy as them claiming "loudest fans in the league" like is true or means something or isn't just the product of the building(like winnipeg)
>>
Fucking shack dwellers.
>>
ducks coming w revenge tonight
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>pissburgh
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
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Of all the games to take a night off why against philly?
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Only fedora-tipping intelligent jokes allowed
>>
>pongs
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>>74700530
your pic related wouldn't have allowed jokes, and would have executed you for being a filthy swedopedo
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>>74691596
>NAIT
>he couldn't even get into the fucking University of Alberta

KEK you retarded fucking faggot
>>
>>74700530
It's almost St. Patrick's Day and you better fucking delete this
>>
hey hoc do you know what the hardest hitting hockey team is?

>
>
>
>

The CZECH (Check, which means to hit in hockey lingo) Republic
>>
Which team has the worst /sp/ nickname?

>Shorks?
>Flimflams?
>Cucks?
>Habs?
>Sadnetors
>Kongz?
>BAWston
>Crapitals
>>
>>74700554
You're rude

>>74700569
Sorry. We don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day here, so it will have to stay :/

>>74700604
Good joke :)
>>
Are the flyers elite?
>>
>>74700523
7/10 points on the road trip not bad
>>
>>74700604
>>Sadnetors
>>BAWston

does anyone even use these?
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>>74700604
Pongs or wongs
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>>74697174
>>74697174
>>74697174

new
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>>74700604
Avalanche have the worst one. They don't even have one that's uniformly used.
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>>74700604
has to be lgbtning
desu

sabres don't even have one although i try to push sword riders
>>
>>74700690
lgbtning is pretty good, tho i often see tranny bay or manlet bay manlets too
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>>74700672
>over 100 posts early
>>
Hart Trophy Winner Brad Marchand
>>
>>74700690
Buffalel is perfect
>>
>>74700604
Blow Jobs
>>
>>74700604
Laffs
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>>74700690
>detoilet
>>74700713
>laffs
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>>74700604
Probably >us because most nicknames for canes suck. Cones, gaynes, hurrishits, hurricants. etc.

Quebec Nordiques triggers me the most
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>>74700969
You forgot >relocanes
>tfw I think I'm being clever but I'm the only one who uses this nickname
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>>74700969
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>>74700604
>rags
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