>>74682586
What's his tax policy?
>MIN TO WIN
>2 periods
>8 penalties
cant believe the isles almost traded ho sang+ for 2 years of duchene
Any games beside jests-devils cancelled?
The habs must be glad they got all this GRIT since they have zero talented players on their whole team
>mfw people thought the 3ild were actually good this year
He's serving his third term must be doing well
>>74682606
Don't know, but I bet it's ruff
>People actually thought the Mild were going to be #1 seed
KONGS VS BLACKCOCKS WHEN?!
>>74682870
>kongs
2030 at the earliest
this refpuck has mad a tasty game at caps/wild
>>74682908
>>74682908
i hope that faggot ovi didnt score
>>74682962
ofc he did. ovi doesn't not score.
>>74682908
>Refpuck
>4 and 5 penalties each
The teams are just sloppy
>>74682992
nah the calls have been shit
Avsfag here, need a team to support in the playoffs, who should it be? I'm thinking Habs because Roy
>>74683025
>>74683025
roy is retired
>>74683052
Thanks
>>74683016
western teams don't understand the meaning of the word "refpuck"
try playing the pongs 4 games a season
>>74683016
Nah everyone just keeps taking penalties
>>74683103
yes ones that shouldn't've been called.
The Kings arent gonna make the playoffs, are they?
>>74683141
nope
>>74683084
we have the kings and hawks senpai. we know.
Not in Trumps America
pedosota mild getting mad refpuck right now, jesus christ
>2 more refpucks
w e w
wild back in this, craps still craps
>>74683131
Youre almost as bad as that one oiler fag. Your team takes penalties, there are some soft ones for everyone. Stop crying refpuck like a whiny bitch.
>>74683141
>>74683216
kinda evens out from last period desu senpai
>DOUBTING WILD
>this carolina crowd
quand quebec?!
>>74682586
The only time Minnesota backed a winner
is buffalo the worst sporting city in america?
cleveland has redeemed themself last year almost twice.
>>74683283
lmao 8k attendance tonight
how much do the quebec remparts get
>>74683345
18k
>>74683345
this year they are averaging over 9k, though last year they did over 13k
>>74683323
no Washington DC is
Laffs getting laughed on!! Haha
>maplecucks
>>74683504
washington beat buffalo to win a superb owl, a feat which buffalel has never matched.
>matthews matched-up against Barkov
Babcock is a fucking retard
TAVARES SSSSSCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRSSS
>>74683323
>nba
>redeeming yourself
top jej. talk to me when they win a superb owl or a world series
GG islels
>the desolate wastes of minnesot4
BENOIT POOALOT
is there a more overrated coach than mike babcock?
nice
Does anyone else fucking hate Daniel Winnik? He's the most annoying looking faggot, most punchable face in the league easily
thank christ
losing to a lottery team twice in two nights would have been horrifying
>>74683672
mcclellan is pretty damn overrated
>>74683672
literally no
>>74683654
you had one job you worthless sacks of shit
Fuckin' hell...
Good shot, Tavares.
>>74682860
>>74683049
haha, you actually got footage of Laine as a little child
ottawa, a win better be in the fuckin' budget tonight
laffs absolutely EXPOSED lmao how can you lose to a team from florida they dont even have ice
>l6ffs
holy kek
>>74683672
He got BTFO by Quennville for the Olympic committee
He's been exposed without legitimate players like Zetterberg, Lidstrom and Datsyuk
What's with the hebrew on the warrior helmets?
>>74683672
probably a good coach, but definitely overrated
the bulk of his reputation comes from winning 2 golds with canada, but I could have done that too
>>74683801
bettman is doing his buddies a solid
>laffs
why is there no oilers vs stars thread?
REEEEEEEEEE
>La77s
>>74683767
anybody else watching the Power Rangers?
Dullass is so fucking bad christ, how is it possible to suck this much?
So the rapist just overtook McGaykid on points
>>74683939
they believe that both defense and goaltending are memes
fucking
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
it never ends!
>21 shots on goal
>7 goals
holy fuck
>r-rielly is a 1D. i s-s-swear!!!
>LAFFS
the swiss league has the 2nd highest attendance of the big leagues again................
finland btfo
sweden btfo
soviet union btfo
>LAFFS
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another fappening is happening guys
>LAFFS
>>74684059
go on...
>LAFFS
Better get your deposits back on those parade floats
>>74684059
where? /b/?
>>74684080
Go look retard
>>74684110
Where?
>>74684106
>>>/b/725549639
>>74684183
top kek can't wait for the media reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM-booRzCYY
Is this the fault of >danish goaltending or >ontario goaltending?
>>74684246
Well we can probably kiss this place goodbye once and for all. The cancer started right after the first fappening and now this place is a wasteland of 9gag memes and /pol/ shitposting.
It was fun while it lasted, lads.
the amanda seyfried ones are for real. the emma watson ones def arent lol u have to be a braindead permavirgin to think her tits are anywhere near those
mike condon is standing on his head rn. there is not a luckier team than ottawa ainec
>raffs
>>74684283
>It was fun while it lasted, lads.
nigga this place has been dead since 2012 or as soon as moot started shopping 4chan around
>>74684310
>nigga
>filename
>Ni3mi
>stors
Stars BTFO
FUCKING SNIPED
YELLOW BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>74684367
FUCK OFF!
>>74684291
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
How is everyone tonight? Just doing a quick rolecall. I hope all are having a tolerable evening.
What went wrong?
>tied for the last wild card spot
>>74684310
Anyone with a clue knows general threads and the ceaseless autismal faggotry that stems from them is what has been killing this site since ~2011 or so.
Who are the canes and snes going to eliminate from the playoffs this year?
anyone else getting mad at sandwich?
>>74684432
Pretty nervous about this Trump tax return nonsense to be honest, but I'm sure I'm just being dramatic.
>>74684391
blurry picture of maybe emma watson's tits
who cares?
WC2
>>74684432
I'm watching the Power Ranger marathon on twitch
damn it
>>74684471
>>74684310
t. newfags from 2011-2012
it began long before then.
post yfw a 75% AHL team keeps pushes into the playoffs before the return of the sarnia sniper
>>74684514
Oh shit I thought you meant it was on cable. I'm watching that after this
>laffs
massacre.
>>74684530
shut up dude, there's people who think 4chan has been dead since 2005, i know you're full of shit
>>74684509
shit fucking islanders
>>74684508
this. it's about 14 years too late for emma watson nudes to matter
>>74682787
If carey price is on his game he could carry buffalo to a final, he's that good. But ya unless price is healthy and playing well, the habs are fucked
I hate montreal with a passion, pretty much everything about it, except the bars and restaurants, those are top tier. But not thinking price is the best in the world is just delusional
>>74684514
Hmmm i'll check it out. I've been shadowed banned from twitch for saying to too many gaymer gurls "
I wish we were miners and during a cave in your panties were the only form of respirator available to protect me from the particulate matter."
Some find it funny, i think it deserves a Nobel.
>>74684580
I just meant everyone but him
>>74684580
>>74684588
that's terrible
so glad the lightning are making the playoffs, not even a tampa fan either
the hater butthurt is hilarious.
It keeps happening
>>74684618
weber's really good too, there's a reason he's on the top 2 d line for team canada and subban has trouble cracking the line up. He's super tough to play against (as in dirty as fuck, albeit effective), and his shot is absolutely terrifying
>Ni4mi
so how's the goalie market looking this offseason boys, do we have any chance?
Finnish goaltenders
>Matthews
0+0 again.
Hahahahahahah
>>74684680
Lots of goalies but your biggest issue is that both Niemi and Lehtonen are signed for next year.
>>74684672
>""we're"" making the playoffs
its just not going to happen this year.
Oops dallas
maybe next year
>>74684680
You can overpay for Grubauer before Vegas takes him
>>74684698
laine's going to be the next teemu
>>74684689
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
niemi is the worst fucking goalie in the league
Fnnesh goaltender din
>matthews
>>74684701
i know dude, i legit made a franchise mode just to check their contract and almost burst into tears ;_;
>>74684702
Don't worry. I get to enjoy my team getting swept by the caps. But at least it's a playoff experience
KEK STARS
>>74684710
matthews will be the next daigle IMO
>>74684645
The awesome pickup line or being shadow banned? I dont think I am still shadow banned, Have prime and all that. I wonder how many cigarettes that villian smoked? Rita?
Where are you fucking libcuck Laffers at?
Kill yourself LELMAO
i just want it to end sometimes stars bros
>oilers have 5 goals
>mcdavid 0+0
pls send your energy
Auston "0+0" Matthews
>>74684720
>implying josh ho-sang will not personally hand ovi a nose after the isles sweep the craps
>>74684752
He deserved an assist on that goal
>tricking the defenceman into skating into his own goalie
>Finnish goaltending
>>74684729
naw, he's gonna be really good too, but I dont think he's going to be jonathan toews-tier like people are saying
0+0 0+0 0+0 0+0 0+0 0+0
>>74684720
>implying >we wont let whoever is the 8 seed get to 6-7 games or get overtaken by the pongs
Minnesota
>>74684792
>>74684754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNOJqiJb-E
Could always be worse.
>>74684754
Laine is shit dont kid yourself
He plays with better teammates and is still worse overall as a player
>missing the playoffs six seasons in a row
what can buffalel do to fix this lads
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild. Bet they thought this was their year, but no. The choke is real.
>>74684843
not trade for niggers would be a great start
>>74684843
fire the coach, fire the gm, and get better veteran players. young talent won't succeed if your surround them with total bums. and fix the D too, it's mostly shit.
>>74684462
Anything to help out our fellow expansion bros
KANE NO
THE LEAGUE DIDN'T CONSENT TO YOU TAKING THE SCORING LEAD
>>74684843
>remove bylsma
>find a couple defencemen that can play in the top 4
>have depth players that don't bleed chances against
>>74684729
Matthews is incredible. If anything I'd kill for him to be on my team
>>74684874
The league shouldn't dress like that
>>74684757
Ho sang is the next turgeon. Mark my words. He is a beast
>>74684816
And the caps will choke in the playoffs and it is a fact
I'm not sure what to fap to right now
Emma Watson nude leaks or a 5-1 lead
>>74684843
Probably get a better goalie and some good defenseman. Same for the islanders. If anything, bishop should be sought after by the jets, Oilers, sabres and islanders
>>74684937
>Oilers
>>74684936
why not both?
>>74684918
Where did I say they wouldnt? I fully expect the Caps to limp past the wild card team and lose to the pens
i think it's nice how the shorks always let buffalo win
somebody has to
>>74684936
>Emma Watson
Shit tier. Might as well fap to boy butts. Or kippers.
Protip: they are the same thing
>>74684937
>Oilers
>Islanders
>>74684963
Talbot can't hold the load for games for a entire season. He isn't a number one goalie unlike Martin jones, and bishop could be a priority, even with shit cap room
>>74684976
deal
>>74684835
wat lol, ya he's on a good line but come on, for an 18 year old he's phenomenal offensively. Defensively he gets caught sometimes, but I suspect that's because this is the first year he's played in a league with as much speed/backchecking as the NHL and he tends to have the puck a lot when he's on the ice, so his mistakes are more glaring
>>74684983
They'd bruise them up good if Martin was on the team, but too bad Garth let him go
>>74684990
>this post
you tried to fit so much shit in there and none of it was good
protip: you're a fag
>>74685018
martin just isn't worth it at $2.5mil per. the real loss was nielsen, if they had somehow gotten him for cheap their forwards would be a lot better
>>74684936
link
>>74685044
read the thread fag
>>74684999
>Implying he already hasn't
>>74684999
>talbot needs a partner to play ~20 games a season
>better chase after the guy looking for a big payday/term rather than finding a competent backup like a normal team
>>74685040
It was Martin, since frans hasn't been doing as good in Detroit as expected. The 4th line was why the islanders even got to a game 6 overtime and a series win, and Martin was the cog for that. Last year he had great production, and was able to lead the league again in hits.
WHY IS HOCKEY ALWAYS SO FUCKING TIGHT IN POINTS!?
>>74685033
I have a limited amount of time to shitpost. Go fuck yourself.
Also, I wasn't wrong
>>74685071
Either that or you go after someone like pavelic or budaj, who are decent goalies. But isn't the free agent market dry this year?
>>74685060
Even with 33 wins, the backup isn't playing often. If Talbot does get hurt, are the Oilers even confident in broissent?
>>74684843
You gotta remember that we are still kind of rebuilding. I hate that we didn't get something for Gionta at the deadline. We need another Solid top 3 or 4 D man and a big body impact winger that can score. Next season with additions and growth of the young core the playoffs are expected but we could have gotten in this season by just making a couple roster moves
>>74685087
you type like
a fucking fag
>you now remember people legitimately thought bobrovsky was going to break the wins record
KEK
>>74685086
players never give up, welcome to the NHL enjoy your stay
>>74685086
The loser point makes the standings look close.
>>74685101
>pavelec
>decent goalie
Stop pretending you know anything about hockey
Where can a lad go to find a decent stream of the hockey game? I have been out of the game a bit and firstrow ilemi myp2p etc are spam loaded shitstorms with dead links
>>74685101
Brossoit is too young to carry that workload but he is capable as an NHL backup/AHL starter
>>74685109
Then why are you copying it?
Fag
>>74685073
i know martin and the 4th line were the only consistent line in the playoffs and he is always good for hits, but $2.5 million is just too much for him. between him, cizikas, and clutterbuck, that'd be almost $10mil on the 4th line.
>>74685123
Implying it isnt actual parity
Every team gets the same amount of points for the Same results.
>>74685086
Its parity
>>74685134
Do you have amazon fire?
>>74685123
Pavelic was decent back in 2015, so who knows if he can do well. Plus he's in Winnipeg, with a decent defense and coach.
>>74685111
ya lol jokes on him hes only 1st in the nhl right now
>Kane takes over the scoring lead
Fucking gay, lads.
>>74685147
Exactly. That's the issue with the oilers.
>>74685151
The cap does have its limits, but it's a risk this team has to make. That 4th line is a 3rd line in reality, yet this team knows it can be a good one. There is depth and people who can score, but the speed is a issue.
>>74685134
reddit, Im not even joking, finding streams is about all its good for
>>74685159
Pavelec has been an NHL regular since 2009-10 and has posted exactly 1 good season and 1 average season. He's going to turn 30 this summer. You'd have to be stupid think that he would suddenly stop sucking.
>>74685188
i'd much rather the isles take a risk with more high-end offensive talent. they need a legit secondary scoring there before they needed a top-tier 4th liner.
>>74685188
The point being is Bishop isn't a fit with an already incumbent starter. Brossoit is a fringe NHLer, the type of player who is brickwalled by a legitimate starter. Better value options on the open market would be Condon, Darling, Kinkaid and Kuemper.
>>74685050
I wanna see Seyfried's
Came so close in Big Love
aw come on that's not interference
>>74685303
why are you replying to me faggot? fuck off who cares
REFPUCK
Last period, Slepyshev hit Letninein in the face with a shot so hard it broke the straps on his mask.
Pretty funny, desu baka senpai.
>>74685123
Muh loser point bogeyman
>>74685316
Why are you bullying Norge if you don't care
Fucking fart knocker
>push opposing player
>he gently brushes your goalie
>no goal
don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>74685344
blue jackets suck fuck off
>>74685349
The challenge was like 5 seconds too. Did they even look at it?
>>74685353
Good luck with your autism
>>74685388
fuck off akron faggot
>>74685322
>implying the loser point doesn't change how teams play in the third period of tied games thereby artificially increasing the number of games that go to overtime
>>74685388
>blowjobs
Did Klefbom leave the game after taking that puck in the neck?
>>74685417
He left for a bit but he came back with a mark. I've seen him take a shift this period
>>74685417
He's returned a few mins later
>>74685396
>>74685410
Never set foot in Ohio
Why are you triggered by boobs?
>tune into 98.7 to listen to the Yotes cast while grabbing dinner
>two empowered womyn talk about watching sports while drunk
WHAT the FUCK
>>74685437
why are you still replying to me faggot
>>74685388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecypVZhu0QQ
is the infrastructure in ohio really this fucked
>>74685387
legitimately think that because this is a filler game they just ignored the replay all together
>>74685448
Because you're angry and it's funny
>>74683552
>dab cam
Don't tell me this is an actual thing in Canada, in the white man's last sport
>>74685455
Don't know I live in Montana
>>74685448
BURGER FIGHT
also, that was such a dive from Drai's little push. suchhhhh a dive.
>>74685480
>Toronto
>white
>>74685480
Toronto is filled with liberals, chinks and shitskins. Please annex them we don't want them anymore.
>>74685480
Don't you dare compare Toronto to actual Canadian cities.
I am at an impasse friends.
>Do I continue watching Power Rangers for 3 hours
>Do I Just go to bed and read "The Expanse" for a few chapters.
>Do i watch a movie
Pretty drunk, which is why im asking my friends at /hoc/. Power Ramgers is getting old.
>>74683677
>kucherov
>and or/ drouin
Wew Hedman confirmed for best Swedish d man.
>>74685455
jesus murphy, looks like russian roads
>>74685490
beautiful state desu. was really impressed driving through it some years back
>>74685507
Jealous, wish I could get loaded but alas am between jobs.
I would be drinking whiskey while i play overwatch/csgo
if 5555 oilers win cup.
if 5554 toronto nuked
>>74685548
boilers will get swept
>>74685548
Reroll
>>74685555
Cup confirmed
>>74685555
CONFIRMED FOR SWEPT
>>74685555
Mouthwash drinkers on pooicide watch
>>74685555
CUP CONFIRMED :D
>>74685529
Thanks I feel lucky to call it home
>>74685555
>make playoffs for first time in a decade
>0 wins
KEK
>>74685555
Fucking delete this now.
Really surprised that counted
>>74685555
SHUT UP REEEEEEEEE
>>74685531
I actually am going to AA meetings. Alcoholism sucks penisdick. Drinking a liter of vodka in 8 hours isnt fun.
Im too blasted to play vidya, hence the question.
>>74685555
They make the playoffs? So longs as it's not the Flim Flams, I'm ok with this.
>La77s
>stors
BTFOOOOOOO
>Teleports ahead of you
Pshhh nothing personell Pat Rape
>>74685615
Can I be your sponsor
RRRAUAUGHHHHHHHHH
So what does Dallas do this offseason?
Trade Benn for a defender?
>>74685665
Find a goalie ASAP.
>>74685665
Give Vegas a pick to take one of their Finns
>la77s
>>74685685
they've both got no move clauses.
>da77as
>La77s
>Da77as
>>74685555
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>74685722
sorry, I mean no trade clauses. But they have to be protected.
>>74685722
No trade clauses. They can be claimed in the expansion draft so Dallas just has to get Vegas to play ball
>>74685659
Don't have a sponsor yet. If your want to post your # on 4chan go right ahead, ill text you. Otherwise we will have to meet somewhere.
Deadmontonian here, just getting off the late shift in a few. Did Dallas smoke us? Commies here won't let me play the game while working.
>>74685683
>goalie
While I don't think they have great goalies, they aren't nearly as bad as the defence. It's an issue of their dmen, forwards, and/or coaching, or some combination of all three.
>>74685685
Free up some cap space. Not a bad idea. But how does that improve their defense?
>>74685752
>But they have to be protected.
Wrong
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/official-nhl-expansion-draft-exempt-list-contains-surprises/
Only Benn and Spezza are required
>>74685762
It's bleak
>>74685762
Oilers up 7
>>74685762
7-1 for >us. It's been a rape. Lost track of who all scored, but McDavid, Desharnais, Maroon, Nuge all have goals.
Oilers will gain a lot of ground
Get to feed on weak times for next while
Calgary are pretenders , beat non playoff teams and think they are going to win Stan lee
>>74685752
>But they have to be protected.
>they
Pretty sure NTC's don't have to be like NMC's do, but either way, each team can only protect 1 goalie.
>>74685758
Alright I'll PM you
>LA Chings have some Chinese scribblings on their boards
Pottery.
>>74685787
>>74685783
Geez, wish I hadn't missed it.
>>74685797
>go on a franchise record-tying win streak
>ahead of the Oilers by 1 point
Lelmao, Cuckgary on suicide watch.
>>74685780
>>74685798
thanks, guys
>Laffs
It's all over now lads.
>>74685800
Username on plebbit is ridnour. I look forward to the messages i'll get. Include me in the screencap.
>yotes broadcast crew talking about boreball
so it's come to this.
>>74685812
There will be plenty of games like it again with McDavid and Draisaitl friendo :^)
Remember that time that Jamie Benn won the Art Ross on the last day of the year because a puck bounced off his skate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqyL6zoaVNk
Rate our schedule /hoc/
>>74685942
Vancouver Points/10
Business idea: special visors for players who are short/long sighted
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>74686046
Might be a little tricky given the way the visors curve and the fact that they have to be strong enough to take a puck
>>74686046
Do you have a patent? What's to stop me from taking this idea and then your wife?
So, how far do y'all think my Blues are going in the playoffs?
>>74686152
depends
central side, 2nd maybe
they'll beat the hawks
pacific side? wcf
Has there ever been a fight in esports?
>>74686152
>win 6 straight
>lose 5 straight
>win 5 straight
Second or first round depending on which side of the streak they're on.
>>74686170
no, they make rude gestures and "trash talk" each other by giving the cold shoulder
>>74686159
>they'll beat the hawks
This delusion
>>74686117
because you're a nice guy anon
>>74686209
you would know fag
>>74686216
straight truth my friend
the hawks """""dynasty"""""""" is over
>>74686218
yeah like that. nothing serious.
lmao Eichel holy shit
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
ALMOST BUFFALO
ALMOST
HAHAHAHAHA
lehner gonna stab eichel
>>74686224
In fairness to him, there's a difference between lose the cup and lose to the Blues Round 1.
JUST FUCKING END IT ALL GOD DAMNIT FCUK SHIT PISS ASS DICK COCKSUCKING QUEEF ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss
>>74686224
Forget the hawks. The blues are going nowhere. Doesn't matter who they play.
>finnish goaltending
>the enforcer scored a goal
>you can no longer use your timeout during icing
thoughts on this new rule
>>74686292
Gimmicky but mostly irrelevant.
>>74686277
Don't give up.
>>74686292
should theoretically create more scoring chances
tied guys ice the puck, now the coach cant call timeout to stall and bail them out
>>74686312
tired*
>>74686312
But it will create at most 1 scoring chance per team per game and may actually decrease goals since teams will have their timeout for more coaches challenges
>>74685942
4 guaranteed loses to the shorks and cucks otherwise it's ok
>>74686347
Oilers are 2-1 against the cucks on the season
THE
BIG
PAVELSKI
>>74686310
Its time... Ive made my decision, no regrets, just peace.
D O M I
O
M
I
when does stammer come back
>>74686668
who designed that logo? I hope they never worked again.
>>74686708
The 90's was a wacky era my man
>tfw nobody will remember this loss because the >laffs and stars
>still easily on track for 60
>>74686694
Soon
>>74686708
>hating the kachina logo
Easily the high point of the franchise
>>74686722
>14 games to get 7 points
>>74686791
CAN HE DO IT
>>74686791
Can the absolute madman actually pull it off?
>>74686771
this was the high point desu
>lenner
>>74686771
I'm not sure you understand the point of logos.
they're supposed to be easily recognizable, memorable, and reasonably simple.
That logo is none of those. It looks like a pile of fucking blocks.
Pic related. What the fuck is this shape supposed to be?
THAT FUCKING GOAL
>>74686833
get your autism out of our board
>kongs are going to have their playoff hopes essentially eliminated by the yotes
is there a more embarrassing franchise?
>sutter's retard son dancing
Shit is cringey
>>74686821
>>74686771
Best part coming through
>>74686833
>easily recognizable,
Yep
>memorable,
Yep
>reasonably simple.
You could easily replicate the thing with a ruler, protractor and a compass.
>>74686833
it's very clearly dr. cortex's silhouette profile
watching this shorks-sabres game
must be nice when >your team is exciting to watch
Alexis Lafreniere is going to go first in the 2020 Draft you heard it here first
>83 Points in 36 AAA games
sabres not bothering with the empty net?
>>74686913
Who do you cheer for bro?
>>74686913
Psst, you can always become a Sharks fan lad
>>74686939
>discussing kids born after 9/11
Have memes gone too far?
>>74686957
I'm guessing the cantpucks
>>74686913
come join >us lad
That fucking dive by Brown
>>74686974
>cobra.jpg
heh
>having to dive to try and beat the sparkle dogs
Kings confirmed for the cup
Desert Dooooogs
>>74686992
T-Thanks bongbro. have this gif someone made last playoffs
domingue deserves the win desu
Will this be Bishop's first win?
>Kongs still alive
Fuck off. Elimination day when?
AHAHAHAHAH DOMI'D MY SIDES
>>74687059
Nevermind.
Haha hahahahaha
>kongs
D O M I
O
M
I
that HAD to happen after the missed empty
>K O N G S
>O
>N
>G
>S
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU DUSTIN BROWN FAGGOT FLOPPING PIECE OF SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>Kongs
>dive
>still have to go to OT because you suck
>kongs
>>74687090
Karma
>we wuz kangs
Am i too late for
>KONGS
>>74687120
It's always a good time for >kongs
>>74687120
Never too late.
Every
>Kongs
post deserves a
>Kongs
reply
>kongs
>laffs
>stors
>finnish goaltending
>>74687133
>>74687145
Thanks, so how long till Arizona scars in OT
>>74687163
If only the
>rags
had lost as well
With Finns you... Give up seven goals
Only own goals that are deflections of a player's shot should be counted as a goal for that player.
Own goals like the one Laine scored, or the one Eichel scored tonight (deflection off one of his teammates passes) should not count towards anyones goal count, that's just ridiculous.
>>74687194
>dumb swede
kongs can't even get a ROW at home vs the desert dogs god damn
Shootout! The one thing >we're good at!!
>>74687203
I'm not dumb :(
You're rude
I am posting this every day until Finland explains itself:
https://youtu.be/8lMFt--UCrs
>>74687217
Sorry, I don't know that for sure. I think what you just said is dumb though.
>10m a year
>can't score in a shootout
>>74687230
Why?
>The smoggy shity of Los Angeles
>toffoli is 0-9 this year in shootouts
>5 hole
>>74687271
>two friends in red
Loser point baby
>still in this shit
HAHAHAHAHA
>KONGS
>KONGS
>KONGS
T O N Y D.
O
N
Y
D.
>>74687292
>still in it
>can't even beat the coyotes at home
just give up now, it'll hurt less
what a fucking memeout.
still, thanks for putting the >kongs back in their place
>KONGS
THE SHITTY OF LOS MEXICO
>>74687238
How do you just not credit a goal just because it went in because of a defender? No difference in my mind technically speaking between Eichel's goal and a point shot hitting a defenseman and deflecting in.
>>74682586
gg Kangz
>KONGS
>PLAYOFFS
I DONT THINK SO TIM
Poor Bishop.
>kongs
>quick will save the kings, they'll just turn it on and win the cup like always!
>>74687311
I just watched the Eichel-goal again. I have no idea how I missed that Haley tipped the puck the first time I watched it. You're right about that goal, that one should count. Sorry for that
What I meant was situations where no player on the team that gets the goal has anything to do with the goal itself, for example:
>a pass from a player on team A that deflects on a player from team A and into team A's goal
>a pass from a player on team A that misses its intended target, slips past the goalie and into team A's goal
etc.
>tfw ducks fan who kinda wants the blues to win against >us tomorrow to fuck over the kongs truly but >we need the points
it's an abstract kind of feel
>>74687388
>implying mark "flak cannon" Letestu didn't bait Laine into scoring on his own net
>>74687407
Just win OT. Or not because I'm an Oiler fan
>>74687388
they just want to be able to say all the goals add up to the same number as goals allowed, and for +/- to make sense.
>>74687335
WELL MEMED
>>74687432
+/- never makes sense. Empty netters skew it so hard
>>74687422
Didn't mention Laine in that post since that goal could be debated.
>does it count as a shot or a deflection
>what was his intention (if he had any)
>>74687432
>they just want to be able to say all the goals add up to the same number as goals allowed
What is even the point of this?
>and for +/- to make sense
This tbf --> >>74687444
>>74687453
it's like when accountants check their records.
>>74687473
You'd just have to keep a seperate list of own goals. So getting it to add up wouldn't be any problem what so ever.
>>74687407
>tfw nashville fan and the blues losing lets >us stay in 3rd more solidly and no matter how well the pacific does it wont matter
>but the blues winning kills the kongs and prevents a 9 team race
>also chicago and minnesota has gotten so close the difference between 3rd and WC2 is basically non-existant
Bottom-line, death to the Blues.
>>74687407
Id be ok as long as calgary loses too.
>>74687516
If Calgary wins or loses it's a must win though, Flames have the tiebreaker
>>74682586
nice doggo
>>74687533
Eh if they lose it makes the next one a must win. >We just have to win 1 more than they do, overall it doesnt have to be tomorrow.
>>74687407
hope for an OT win then. that 1 point will still fuck the Kongs
>Shorks have no back to back wins versus Buffalol since Bush the Sequel.
>Buffalol winning against the shorks 1 to nothing.
>3 hours later, dog has to go out baby is hungry, Buffalol lost.
And all is right with-
>Team Jagr goes into CBJ on a 7 -2 trouncing
Aw, come on universe. Leave this shit to amateur welfareball.
Does nhlreplays not fucking work anymore? I bookmarked it months ago and now every link is either blank, 404 or media can't be played.
red pill me on whole game replays /hoc/
Spaghetti spreadsheet maker here. The Snes have contributed only -2 goal games to the entire goal differential to the nhl. (sum under curve).
If they ceased to exist the league would barely have noticed.
>>74687591
https://highlights.hockey/
>>74687591
>>74687607
Oh shit, sorry. Didn't read your post correctly
>Spicthews pointless in 6 games
Is Toronto on suicide watch yet?
>>74687625
>#1 defenceman Morgan Rielly is 4-20-24 and -25
>>74687625
>>74687631
But they are all rookies. We didn't even want to make the playoffs this year. Honest.
>>74687631
So why does he get hyped up all the time by the media
>>74687651
Same reasons AAA video games get high reviews
>>74687651
>Media
>Toronto
they'd hype a inanimate carbon rod if it were wearing a jersey.
>>74687677
Remember Selke candidate Nazem Kadri?
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/ratings.php?disp=1&db=201617&sit=SH&pos=forwards&minutes=1&teamid=28&type=individual&sort=toi&sortdir=DESC
Look at all the defense he plays
>>74687625
>in matthews' first 68 games he has gone pointless in separate 5 and 6 games streaks
>in mcdavid's 114 games he has never gone more than 2 games without a point
>>74687690
That isn't really fair. The local area media of course sucks Toronto's dick. This is no different from any other city.
The topic came up first when he talked about ONE DAY being that type of player. Sportsnet made a piece on it and the local media outlets all latched on reved up their dick sucking machine.
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/kadri-aspires-one-day-selke-conversation/
Ignore local area media and stick to national or league wide media.
>>74687746
>stick to national
How about Auston "best player in the league" Matthews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgWuXiMBDs0
>>74687760
Jeff O'Niell aside cause he is outright retarded. That assertion is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing ever said on a hockey broadcast. I will add he was instantly called out on it by Ray Ferraro for being so profoundly wrong.
>>74687782
Ferraro is the best guy in hockey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPimLc42EGk
>>74687798
A true gem. Really makes the Leaf and Sens broadcasts more enjoyable when he is working.
VEGAS
E
G
A
S
lmao the sturrs goaltending is a trainwreck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxC97bHAjdA
well hoc?
>>74682586
so cute :D *pats doggy*
I checked the scores from last night and it seems Buston Mattwho was scoreless yet again. At least Laffs have Kappy in their system.
>>74687985
It's auston matthews' yearly "disappear at the end of the season" time
happened last year in switzerland too
>>74687607
This is top tier
It's amazing how many quality chances there are, I've honestly never seen them condensed down like this
>>74687889
>only three NHL teams make money
I assure you they are all cash flow positive and only record massive financial losses for tax purposes, as owners of sports teams tend to have various business ventures
They paid 500 million for the golden knights. Id be surprised if people with 500 million are stupid
Check these dubs
>>74687591
Doesn't lazyman work? It used to have full game replays at least.
>kongs
so laffs newest excuse for even nylander bypassing busthews is that nylander plays with KOMAROV
with finns you win
>>74688118
Please review the score of the game between Edmonton and Dallas and note which nationalities the goalies were
>>74688097
This was basically proven when the North Stars moved.
The owner cooked the books to actually make them look UNprofitable.
These Jews are next level Jews
>>74688122
>Implying
Finn goalies in the bin
Finn d men in the bin
With Finn forwards you WIN
throwing up like crazy right now lads
some of the nastiest vomit ive ever puked
ill keep you posted
>>74688122
lehtonen/niemi are not obviously elite but even holtby would get smoked behind the atrocity that is sturrs defense. should've spent niemi's salary in reinforcing the defense
>>74688143
Thanks m8
>>74688149
also lehtonen clearly doesn't trust the dman at all (which in itself is a problem) so he tries to overcompensate it and gets exposed because of that
>>74688132
I fear their power tb quite h
Also pretty excited to see the first vegas knights game honestly, mite b cool
ok i think im done puking my stomach has to be empty
ate spicy food for supper and now my nose is in flames
so now that Ghost bear is officially a meme is this guy the true good young defensemen prospect?
Granted being the top pairing D man on Carolina isn't exactly an impressive feat, but he still looks pretty good out there for a 22 year old.
>>74687743
in fairness McDavid was the final 1st round pick of a team that was constantly getting top 3 picks in drafts before him.
There is no real doubt Edmonton has a better supporting cast than Toronto. Hell Edmonton had such depth they were even able to deal Taylor Hall out of town, a guy who shits on nearly the entire Toronto roster.
Just sayin'.
>>74688169
The oilers roster sucked ass last year the fuck u chattin
made it halfway up the stairs and had to turn around to dash back to the toilet for another round of vomit
barely anything is comimg out
>>74688166
Slavin - Pesce is one of the best D pairs in the league. >Our PK was number one in the league for most of the season just because of Slavin, Pesce and McClement
Slavin is god tier and will be here for a long time.
>>74688177
they had no d, and no goalie but scoring points is something theyve been decent at for many years now.
When all you care about is "point streaks" then being on a team that can score goals (getting you points) is important.
I mean, put McDavid on the Avalanche and I guarantee you he would go scoreless for 5+ games at least a few times during the season. But that team is awful and can't score for shit.
Edmonton overloaded on offensively talented forwards, which directly benefits McDavid and his points streaks. (while still making them a pretty mediocre team overall)
>>74688194
McDavid makes players around him better, just like Crosby etc. Nylander makes Matthews look good. Really makes you think.
>>74688194
If mcdavid was on the avalanche you'd say "he has mackinnon and Matt the douche duchene and landeskog and rantannen and zadorov"
Just admit mcdavid is much better than Matthews
>>74688202
maybe true, but Crosby spent his career with Malkin.
McDavid is spending his career with Nugent Hopkins, Draisaitl, Hall/Lucic etc etc
If you think Nylander is on the level of Malkin or Draisaitl/Hall...well...im sorry for your delusion.
>>74688143
Was it yellow and bitter? I hate puking bile. Hope you feel better friend.
>rags
>>74688206
all of those players suck.
Duchene has ONE 30 goal season in his career, and none of the others even have achieved that.
Rantanen is garbage
Zadorov is a defensive defensemen.
hello I would like to talk about underrated dmen
1. jacob slavin
2. ryan suter
3. jakob chychrun
>>74688226
Which Edmonton players were awesome before mcdavid
>>74688242
uhhhhhh that one guy who they traded?
>>74688219
I'm not comparing the overall skill of the teams. I'm talking about the impact those individual players have on the overall performance of players around them. Crosby and McDavid are those kind of players who just elevate anyone to 1st winger status.
No one says Draisaitl makes McDavid better. Every time Matthews and Nylander have played together it has been Nylander who is benefitting Matthews and not the other way.
>>74688242
Gretzky
>tfw stupid bitch test proctor cost me a comfy job because she completely forgot to say "10 minutes left, 2 minutes left, etc" even though she said she was going to
>taking test, don't hear her say anything, figure I can slow myself down and a bit and make sure I get correct answers
>on question 39 out of 50
>"Oh wow, um oops err you have about 40 seconds left"
>>74688247
Are you saying Gretzky is why mcdavid hasn't had a scoring drought
>>74688242
Nugent Hopkins was always good at getting points, just made of glass which limited his effectiveness.
Draisaitl is a true goal scorer
Hall was always one of the fastest skaters in the league, also a pretty good scorer.
Lucic is a dirtbag but a high quality dirtbag on 2 different teams before this one.
Face it, McMeme has a good supporting cast and it does help him. He is not a one man show, and neither is Crosby.
Ovechkin was pretty close to a one man show in his youth, but he's washed up now.
I would just like to point out first seasons mean nothing.
larkin was called the next yzerman but he really hasn't been great this season
>>74688250
get a hand watch kiddo
>>74688250
>not getting the test done early
i spent 20 minutes on a exam and had an hour.
>>74688258
they don't allow watches in some places. sometimes not even water bottles. clocks are usually off as well..
>>74688242
wew, lad.
>>74688253
you've overdosed on blue pills
>>74688252
Huh?
>>74688260
where the fuck do you live where they dont oh
>>74688267
kids here take water bottles and write notes on the inner label all the time. either you have to strip it off or just not bring it.
>>74688267
Akron
>>74688256
He doesn't get to play with Zetterberg this year. Zetterberg is a very underrated player.
>>74688266
There is a gentleman who claims matthews is better than mcdavid. His reasoning is that the oilers are a superior team.
Everyone knows it's
Laine>McDavid>Eichel>Matthews
>>74688273
poor kid
>>74688275
yeah but still, what will he do when zetterberg retires within 5 years?
he was supposed to center mantha but larkin wasnt good at center.
>>74688283
lol no. Laine is good but not better than mcdavid. McDavid is the type of player who will be a clutch menace in playoffs
>>74688283
no one ever claimed that at all, you're just projecting because you challenged a valid claim and got BTFO.
The argument was "McDavid doesn't go scoreless for more than 2 games!"
And that was countered with "yeah, and he has a better supporting cast, to be fair"
Then you came in with HURR DURR IM RETARDED AND NEW TO HOCKEY, ALL I KNOW IS WHO NHL.COM SAYS IZ GOOD AND THEY WRITE ABOUT MCDAVID A LOT!
OH BTW, IM ALSO FROM /POL/ AS IF THAT HELPS ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY IN A DISCUSSION, HEEE HAW, DERP DERP.
>it's deep morning in burger land
>have a job interview in 6 hours
>I'm still shitposting on hoc
>thread is almost done
I only ask that a FinnFriend make the next one
>>74688292
Laine+Schyflea>McDavid+Kassian
>>74688283
Good post, I would put McMeme over Laine though and it's hard to rate him anyway as he's the only winger there. Paired with an elite center his ceiling is perennial Rocket winner
Definitely Eichel over Matthews though, guy is carrying fucking Sabres on his back while being ppg.
GENTLEMEN
>>74688297
>Making a new thread early at 5am
>>74688300
too late
NEW THO
>>74688286
>>74688286
>>74688286
>>74688286
>>74688298
You're arguing with multiple people when your true enemy is your own dumb ass brain lmao
Laine>Matthews
>>74688307
it's 11am and ill be going home in 3 hours tho
>>74688219
Crosby had a 100+ point season before Malkin was even in the league on a line primarily with Colby Armstrong and Ziggy Palffy.
>>74688311
>a winger over a center
>ever
confirmed new to hockey
The reason smart people compare centers is because its the most important position to build around.
Laine/Kane fags are true casuals.
>>74688319
Greece?
>>74688316
and Malkin has led the league in points was Crosby was still suffering from PTSD.
pre-concussion Crosby is not the same player as today, and Frankly Malkin is a better player at this point in their careers.
Malkin does more without Crosby than Crosby can do without Malkin, post concussion.
>>74688332
Ur opinions are poorly thought out and show a lack of intelligence k
>>74688332
I disagree with a lot of that, but I do agree Malkin tends to step up when Crosby it out. It would have been interesting to see how he would have handled being the main guy throughout his career on another team. I bet he'd make that top 100 all-time players without question.
>7-1
Just give us the cup already and avoid humiliation.