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HAWKS @ HABS

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HAWKS @ HABS
MARCH 13 2017

Heritage edition
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GO HABS GO
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GO HABS GO
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LET'S GOOOO

ANDREW SHAW 4 GOALS NIGHT
PILLIP DANAULT 6 ASSISTS NIGHT

ALLEZ LES HABITANTS
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>konroyd
Welp, guess ill get started on the drinking.
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Come on lads. May the good play and Forum Ghosts continue.
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>Konroyd
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Huh, even with the RDSGO app i'm like 30 seconds or so behind the TV.

OOOOOH SAY CAN SEE
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>not Diamond or Reno
shame really.
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>tfw no sara
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I have to say the Canadiens are easily my favourite team outside of the Hawks. Not because of anything in particular but the sheer amount of butthurt French-Canadians cause the rest of Canada is truly something that inspires a shit poster like myself.
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what the fuck is this music
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>>74681734
If only Quebec had their team back.
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Carey playing game 500 already. I still remember when people wanted to keep Jaro.
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Patches-Chucky-Radu

WOWOWOWOW

LETS GO
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Anyone else want to see Hartman and Shaw get in to it?
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>>74681796
I do now
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>>74681796
If they don't i'll be disapointed.
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>>74681796
Now I do.
,
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Actually when I think about it, I like a lot of the Habs' players. Paccioretty, Weber, Shaq, and Galchenyuk.
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>>74681840
>no mention of Price
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>>74681840
And you guys team is just full of All-Stars and great stories.

Crawford, Toews, Kane,Campbell, Hossa...

And you do play some of the most enjoyable hockey out there.

Too bad you gave us a bargainbin to be our gm
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>>74681840
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So lads, how much of a cuck does an English only speaking Canadian have to be to support the Habs?

>>74681863
>>74681875
Nice, pics la
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And here comes the Shaw temper.....
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>>74681903
Hope he calls the ref a faggot again
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damnit shawsy
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>Shawsy forgetting he plays for us now
fug
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fitting
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>>74681910
>Panarin says he won't date black chicks
>Shaw calls the ref a faggot
>both are named the "hockey is for everyone" outreach player for their respective teams
And people say GMs don't have a sense of humor
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Hot damn Benn

Elite Pker
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>Konroyd has a national audience tonight
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bon assasine du penalty
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>playing a Robin Thicke song
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Didn't Oduya get traded?

He keeps fuckign up our play get him off teh ice hawksbro
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I though there was only one commentator for a second there
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>>74681987
he returned to the Hawks
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>>74681942
>>Panarin says he won't date black chicks

lolwat

When did he say that? In Soup n Sandwhich or something?
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>social message comes up
>tense up
>it's only about drugs and alcohol

phew lads
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>>74682016
Nah, he did it back in the KHL as some joke video. It was found and of course "outrage" ensued.
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On the one hand I am always impressed to see the Hawks play. They are absolutely based overall. On the other hand, how the fuck do they not at least make the SCF every year?
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>>74682002
God no the Blackhawks are winning the cup this year again then
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KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THERAPIST
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>>74682040
As a non-Canadiens fan, I like their home uniform. Fucking Kane.
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FUCKING EMELIN
REEEEEE
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Based Arty I miss you
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>>74682054
>finally get the youtube link
>it's 10 seconds behind


merde
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>letting a rapists alone in the slut


WHEN WILL WE LEARN
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Emelin is terrible. I hope we buy up his contract.
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Seabrook, that's the wrong net
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>Emelin
>4.1m pylon
fucking metal faced Russian.
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Kane is going back to back Art Ross, isn't he?

>people unironically think that Preds/Bloos will sweep the Hawks in the first round
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>and uh that's a great left pad save uh that's a great left pad save
Did we just witness a glitch in Konroyd's matrix?
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oh what a chance

this was psot freeze
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I swear Oduya is absolutely underrated as a defensive defensemen.

Danault needed to put that in DAMN
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emelin shot into the sun when?
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>>74682104
the Hawks have more spunk
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>>74682134
>4.1 Millions

Truly, there is no words.
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>>74682134
>>74682155

Realistically is there any chance LV might pick him up in the expansion draft?
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>>74682174
nice emelin dubs

i doubt it
maybe if they need to reach the cap floor
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some good hockey right now
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the fuck is this carnival music?
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>>74682194
Yep, great game so far

Shaw has really stepped up his game since they brought Julien in
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Campbell, lightning reflexes
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>>74682155
MB's biggest blunder by far
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I completely forgot there's a casino in rosemont now

what the fuck Google
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When did the Hawks defense stop being bad?
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>>74682259
About 3-4 weeks ago
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>>74682202
please remind me where Julien was fired from
I missed the Shaw shift

BREAK THE BUBBLE
BREAK IT UUUUUUP

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
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>>74682275
Boston
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oh no no no no no no
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oh fuck not anisimov
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ANISIMOV NO
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Is he crying?
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Crawford just got a massive bruise or two
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kill me
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Russian on Russian action is not okay

If omly Emelin died that would have been mutually benefical for both teams
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What a fucking beaut by markov
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well he's out
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NO RADU NO


Shoulda let Chucky score man
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fug
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That's a blown Achilles
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So whats the deal with this Radumeme? Why did he fuck off to russia fr a decade?
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holy shit poor guy
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>A. ANISIMOV
>OUT FOR PERIOD
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Anisimov you fucking dick why would you do this right before the playoffs
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>>74681753
Surely the boys will win it for him, right? Right? (cricket sound)
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>>74682365
have this gif pal
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>>74682365
cant beat a contender m8, beating edmonton was good enough for us 2bh
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>>74682365
*teleports behind you*
Shut your goddamn mouth, leaf
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wait, are they both named Artemi?
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>>74682330
Wasn't ''''''''''''mature'''''''''''' enough fro Smashville.

Personally i don't fucking care, he's shown sucess in the KHL, winning the Gagarin cup, scoring titles and All-Star. And he's a beast for us.

Hopefully he'll be a Kovalev and not a Semin once he's signed...
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>>74682388
Artemi Panarin and Artem Anisimov.
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>>74682388
Artem and Artemy
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>>74682408
I thought about it initially, but then it didn't seem right.

It's the male form of Artemis, or Diana.
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Yo Hawks how about you give us Artemi in the off-season so we can form the russian 7.

Panarin(72)-Galchenyuk(27)-Radulov(47)
Markov(79)-Sergachev(22)

pls we'll give Dadonov and Kolvachuck a good word about u
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>>74682447
"no"
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>a baseball ad
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>>74682447
Kill yourself
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>>74682447
I thought Galchenyuk was a Yank,

Besides, Panarin would have to get at least Paccioretty in return.
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>>74682447
Artemi and Crow for Patches and Price.
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>>74682491
"no"
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>>74682462
>>74682467
Hmrf.
>>74682473
Yeah forgot about that.
Oh well, can you give us Kane instead then?
>>74682491
''no''
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>>74682495
Panarin for the genocide of your people
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>>74682509
Should the Hawks throw in Toews too just for goodwill?
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>>74682509
>Oh well, can you give us Kane instead then?
Technically, Kane will be giving it to you and there's nothing none of us can say or do to prevent it.
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>>74682528
Yeah sure, we'll give you Plekanec and Emelin in return so you can stay over the cap floor
>>74682537
wow, i'm going to need my rape repellant
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Post current drink
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>>74682560
Can we at least have a fun manlet like Gallagher?
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>>74682567
>blended
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Artem Animisov is in radiography RN
hoping for the best
>>74682571
like em' fun sized heh?
If you like broken hands sure
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>>74682560
>rape repellant
He's already scored on you against your will once tonight, aint no repellant that'll save you now
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>>74682567
I miss drinking myself to death during hockey games, alone or with friends, mostly alone...

Now I stick with cold water.
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>>74682567
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wild collapse
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Habs-Hawks original six broship is best browhip
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>>74682567
nice patches dubs

i don't drink alcohol and you shouldn't either
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>>74682594
blends can be very good my tripfriend
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>>74682612
damn it Holtby's been destroying me in fantasy.
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>>74682624
Agreed.
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>>74682596
He gets what he wants.

>>74682612
It took a month longer than it should have.
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>>74682636
It's Roy's Avs all over again
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Is Byron the habs most clutch player? always seems to score scrappy goals when i watch
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Montreal, you might have the worst DJ in the NHL
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>>74682671
true. He went cold for a bit but came back strong last game.
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>>74682632
>sober hockey
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>>74682567
Drano Martini
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>>74682671
I wouldn't say so, even tho he has some insane sh%.

Patches is quite captain clutch in my eyes.

>Kane double-shifting
can't be good
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VAn Riemsdyke must have been threatened by Q because he has really stepped up his game
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>>74682567
im out of rum :(
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>>74682624
>Being in favor of broships
Fuck off back to ape hoop with that cancer.

One colony was not enough for Ausfailia.
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temps pour jouex de force!
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power play time lads pls
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>>74682704
The moment the Blackhawks got Oduya back, someone's days were numbered, and TVR's trying to not go to the hell that is Rockford again.
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>>74682733
What the fuck is a gyro doing here
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wait, I heard the caster say that Danault hit someone with his stick
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>>74682718
>destroying sydney

something im in favour of
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"... The fuck?" - Claude Julien
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>>74682739
He's being autistic, just ignore him.
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>>74682738
pretty much this
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>>74682738
I didnt think he ever played for the icehogs
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wtf shaw have some self respect
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If scoring ENs was an attribute on NHL17 patches would have a 99
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>>74682794
He played there for a time after he broke his leg. I know that for certain.
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so what do you all think is anisimov's injury? high ankle sprain? fully ded ruptured achilles?
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>>74682847
ACL and MCL tear.

Out for the year.
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>>74682760
The kinetic energy would have killed you regardless of where you hide on your pitiful desert island.
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>>74682847
they guy in the show said something about ACL, so I guess knee
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>>74682847
just simple period syndrome, he'll be fine tomorrow

just get him a tampon
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>>74682847
When in doubt, prepare for the fucking worst.

"Upper Body Injury"-Coach Q
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>>74682857
He got hit in the knee and then couldn't put any weight on his leg. At the very least, that's an ACL tear. I'm guessing MCL because the dude was also in excruciating pain and he also got hit in the back of the knee too.
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>>74682850
>Out for the year.

ohhhhhh
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>>74682856
>im not even in shit posting mode and im rustling this seppo's jimmies

it really feels good to be an aussie
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ODUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74682850
Not if we sacrifice one of Butler's knees
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>>74682876
>MCL

yes, meniscus...my cousin blew them up on both knees, I was there for the second time, he jsut fell on the ground as if a bullet hit him and couldn't sleep at night. We gave himm 4 ppainkillers and they did nothing at all.
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BEST JOHNNIE
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sick shot 2bh
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>EMELIN
MY SIDES
>EMELIN
MY SIDES
>EMELIN
MY SIDES
>EMELIN
MY SIDES
>EMELIN
MY SIDES
>EMELIN
MY SIDES
>EMELIN
MY SIDES
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Holy shit I blinked and missed it
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>p2ice
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EMELIN AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
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>emelin again
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>literally stopped on the line
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Blackhawks are on fire

I pressed post just as Oduya scored, kek
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hOLY COW BLESS PRICE

OLD MARKOV IS OLD
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>that fucking bounce
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I don't see that being a goal.
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That's really close, puck goes in the moment Panik pushes the net.
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That actually might be a goal, but you can't see the puck so doubt that's getting overturned
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>NO GOAL
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>>74682921
>>74682925
TRADE HIM RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!!!
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>>74682928
you're an actual retard
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sasuga NHL
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>>74682820
Rick Nash would have a 50
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D E A D P U C K
E
A
D
P
U
C
K
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What's up lads? Just got home from seeing Logan.
I heard Kane scored and Oduya scored. Also, is Anisimov kill?
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>>74683027
Suspected ACL and MCL tears for Anisimov.
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SHUT THE PUCK UP, CARREY
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>habs getting manhandled by a team in a playoffs spot

now where i have seen this before
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>>74683035
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. PLEASE NO
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Who /road warriors/ here
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>>74682820
>"Patches only scores empty net goals"
>
Pretty sure he only has one or two this season, take those away though and he still has more than your balding manlet rapist.
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>tfw haven't had a classic dano in a million years
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>>74683075
>misreading a joke post
>then getting mad about it

a fucking LEAF
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>>74683097
Where have the glory days gone?
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>>74683063
I'm not joking friend
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HEEEEEEM
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>tumbles
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>>74683175
Shleeepy
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holy fuck that probably disabled his brain for a second
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>mask doesn't come off
>call it anyway
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RIP COREY
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truly, the speaker is right, what a shift by Galchenyuk
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>>74683193
good, maybe it fixed his problems
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heheheheh
wait no crawford is a good guy

reminds me of that time Pronger got his heart stopped by a slapper right on his chest
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>>74683180
The Candians master strategy, if they can't hit it by him, they're just going to keep firing it at his face.
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>>74683165
I took you completely seriously friend. That is no bueno.
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>>74683193
>tfw that was the shot that makes Crawford start to show emotion on the bench
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Bryzgalov would have ducked
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>>74683199
>forgetting that >we're playing the reddithawks
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Jesus
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How the fuck?
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Damn Crow took a real dinger there
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This is not okay.
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>>74683247
i hate everyone
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>>74683269
I wish you took a fucking zinger to the midbrain.
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Capitals-Blackhawks finals, mark it and cap it
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>>74683218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S1Dfs8hgR4
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>>74683280
or hawks-pens
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>>74683273
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>that martin brodeur ad

wow, based
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fucks sake why the habs always so close
this shouldnt be 2-0
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>>74683280
caps will have no players from penaltyies
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>>74683311
You're right, it should be 3-0
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>>74683279
Thanks, pal.

If it weren't for guys like me the dindus would run rampant in your little white bread town
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>>74683290
Rather have hawks-pens going by their last game together.
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>>74683315
how so?
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>two minutes left in the period
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>>74683325
You don't do anything you fucking Paul Blart wannabe. Go pull over 17 year olds down 95th and Pulaski you fucking cumstain.
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>>74683352
DAYNG A DONE
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>>74683305
>replying to me with a pepe i made
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>>74683287
What a weak sternum. My cardiophobia once caused me to try and take a knife and saw through it. That shit is tough, didn't even feel the vibrations let alone when I started hammering it.
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>>74683394
>>74683305
>>74683273
Lazy redditors with their old and busted memes
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>>74683394
You did good anon!
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>>74683410
what
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>>74683410
what? seriosuly
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>>74683428
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>>74683410
Shit son you crazier than a shithouse rat
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>>74683410
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jesus christ montreal even your end-of-period horn is awful
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>>74683410
what is cardiophobia?
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>>74683410
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>>74683485
Fear of workouts, it's a terminal issue in America.
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>>74683432
The sad part is I made all the habs hat pepes
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>>74683507
u made this 2?
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>>74683481
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>>74683517
that's a hoodie
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>>74683410
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>>74683531

i know, just asking
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>>74683287
if you get hit at a certain phase of the heartbeat, it's over. It has to be timed perfectly, like getting the hit at the exact 1/1000 of a second.
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>>74683517
I didn't make that one, actually. I have the hat saved as a .psd and can put it on anything. If you have a request this intermission it'll make it for you, mec
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>>74683586
and it has to be bullseye, at the center right where the upper abdominal muscles end and under your chest bones
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>>74683586
>>74683634
I don't think it ever happened to anyone else in the NHL.

That's the summum of bad luck.
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>>74683597
thanks bro, im good for now
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>>74683538
>>74683491
>>74683456
>>74683455
>>74683444
>>74683434
>Acting this shocked that someone would try to rip out their own heart
4chan has changed to much for the worse.
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>>74683597
Can you put an hat on him?
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>>74683732
m8 ive been on bestgore and people dont hate themselves enough to do that.
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>>74683597
can u do this one
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>>74683694
oh he wasn't hit there, but he got hit close. if he was he would be dead.
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>>74683507
>I made this
>clearly saved it from 4chan
Fuck off
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>that bell
oh god, I'm getting Bears season flashbacks
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>>74683732
teach me ddy
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Crawford's helmet is mighty
>>
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BREADMAN
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>pric3
>>
exposed as fuck. Hope Julien tears them a new one.
>>
BREADMAN
>>
PANARIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
SCHMALZ

(I meant the assist)
>>
#FireEmelin
>>
Emelin you fucking mong I hope you get deported you dumb fat fuck
>>
WTF

EMELINH

WHAT ARE YOUD OING

YOURE LD DONT GO TO THE RIGFHT YOU FUCK
WTF WTF
WTF
WHAT IS THIS
HOW
THREE TIMES TONIGHT
HOW
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>Emelin screwing up coverage again
Jesus fuck Julien, bench his ass.
>>
>Shaw gets drilled
>Montreal player goes for revenge
>also gets drilled
kek
>>
hawks offised but nobody saw it
>>
I'm confident in saying, Hawks WILL WIN the Stanley cup again this season
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The Blackhawjks would eat the puck if you put it in a plate in front of them
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>>74683742
there u go
>>74683775
just insert the sharks logo
>>74683797
what is 4chanx

fucking emelin
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>>74683930
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>>74684000
cut him some slack, he only started to watch them because reddit told him too.
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Lads...
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did he flip it above the net??
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Emelin caught out of position again. Holy fuck.

#FireEmelin

Give LV a pick or something so they'll take Emelin.
>>
Kane has doubts over the Jedi counil for missing that shot
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>>74684041
we're playing a western contender. Leastern teams dont compare. Even the Caps didn't outplay us on even strength to this extent.
>>
fuck crawdad
>watch lgtbning rags game
>little boohoo shot goes in
>habs hustle against vanpooper and reddithawks
>dont score
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I'm afraid the ghosts won't help tonight
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Whenever I watch hawks games with my dad he alludes to the fact that Pat Foley is a lecherous child molester... Any proof to this?
>>
>>74683797
kek you are dumb
>>
Brolieu is sitting for Emelin and Davidson tonight? Explain that one to me
>>
>>74684127
nope. don't waste their time. They won't come with that russian plug playing the way he is.

>>74684147
Davidson is doing alright. Emelin should be bought a ticket back to gulag he crawled out of and shot at this point.
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>>74684141
>every time you post
>>
Claude Julien looks like a toad
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>>74684147
iirc Julien said he wants everyone ready for the playoffs, so players like Davidson and Namestrov will get some game time, while giving some rest for regulars.
>>
ok then
>>
FUCK
>>
an honor goal at least, good effort.
>>
LORD BYRON!!!

1 away from 20!!!
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Eh.
>>
le but
>>
Thank you Lord
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>>74684169
Agreed I've been happy with both Davidson and Benn. Just figured Beau was a bit higher on the depth chart

>>74684196
Right I remember reading that too.

ALSO FUCK YES LORD POL
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>That goal horn
Did they steal it off an Amtrack?
>>
G R I T
R
I
T
>>
>>74684224
You don't want someone to get injured and then have a replacement in cold, not having played in like 15-20 games or more.
>>
LORD BYRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ET LE BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>
wew
>>
I dont know what to feel about calling Byron scrappy now
>>
which movie is better, power rangers, beauty and the beast, ghost in the shell or Kangz ?
>>
>>74684319
Power Rangers
>>
OH COME ON

I STILL HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM TONIGHT
>>
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

BOMB FROM THE BLUEEEE

WEEEEEEEEEEBER
>>
Goddamnit
>>
>>74684241
Nope, Via rail
>>
WEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>
Dat Weber Bomb
>>
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Slightly concerned.
>>
fucking crawshit

literally killing this team
>>
Let's fucking not tonight guys, FUCK COME ON,
>>
Thank gpd that fucker doesnt play for Nashville anymore

Thanks for weakening preds with that monkey, habs
>>
ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTT
WEBER
COME ON LADS TIE THIS FUCKER
>>
I hate Canada and all Canadians so much
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We can do it
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I SPOKE TOO SOON! POST GHOSTS LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>74684370
it should end 4-2 with an empty netter

>>74684374
you're welcome, i think preds are out of a playoff spot right?
>>
Hey Hawks......maybe you should stop parking the fucking bus. It isn't working.
>>
>>74684381
filtered
>>
>>74684397
Preds are third in central...
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>>74684392
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>>74684420
i think you guys should win 4-1 in the first round then
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>>74684424
The snow got my antenna

GO HABS GO
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>Worst Tripfag decides to post
>Hawks give up 2 goals
He is the skeleton poster of tripfags.

By the power of Bill, Blackhawks score again to put the game away.
>>
TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
goallllllllllllllllllllll
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>>74684396
>>
Holy shit, gritty as fuck
Based habs
>>
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TAZER
>>
Oh captain my captain!!!! Hawks win!!!
>>
kek, GG habs
>>
>>74684397
Good man. Checked Leaf
>>
>>74684397
called it
>>
That's 3 points tonight and the NHL lead in points.

>Therapist for the Hart
>>
>empty net let in less goals than price

hmm
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Panik......you're heading dangerously close to rockford bus territory in this period
>>
At least Tampa beat the shitators in OT. Gonna be a busy weekend.
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>>74684241
what does it mean that i fapped to this
>>
2 goal lead so take a shot baby
>>
RIP Habs

atleast Byron got another goal

gg hawks
>>
>>74684499
It means you belong here.
>>
gg Habs
>>
GG habs
>>
>>74684446
what? nashville is a cup contender, they will go pretty deep in the playoffs. Farther than Minnesota.
>>
GG Habs

Kill yourself Cubs-shitposter
>>
Cup's ours this season
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>fucking this game up
>the pivotal series against the snes on the doorstep
fucking hell lads
>>
>>74684549
I am sorry that he posts, I am embarassed by Cubes fans as well

>>74684552
kill yourself
>>
>>74684536
i dont know, they havent been convincing to me, imo Wild should go farther.

Anyway, gg hawks please beat the Sens
>>
>>74684552
fuck off, you arent a fan
>>
You guys are strong, gl out there
>>
Well played habs, gl with your playoff run
>>
>>74684564
hopefully Julien comes to his senses and benches Emelin for the rest of time.
>>
>>74684397
Good call leaf wizard
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>>74684569
the wild are a paper tiger, they are the typical regular season juggernaut that will fold in the playoffs
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>>74684604
>paper tiger
They're a Bruce Boudreau team.
>>
>>74684604
In the NHL the term is "the caps"
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>>74684600
Seriously, when one player alone is responsible for so many mistakes you've got to bench him, right? In what universe was beau a worse choice than emelin tonight?
>>
>>74684567
It happens my dude. That's why I make it a point denote him as the shitposter that he is and not generalize all Cubes fans.
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>>74684549
You're welcome for having the Cubs help to secure the Blackhawks win tonight.
>>
gg Habs
>>
>>74684630
there is no excuse now. He's played like shit for 7 games minimum. Bench him. I mean, they had Benn playing in the 2 slot so the other 5 guys were double shifting. Beau would have been a lot better.

>4.1M
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>>74684684
Benn looks like a fucking all star out there, bench the fuck out of emelin and put beau back with that bearded god. Beau needs a responsible d man like him, they played great together. Fucking hell I'm mad about this
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>>74684731
Beau should be with Weber or Benn. Markov should not be playing nearly as much and have him worn out for the play offs.

Weber - Nate/Markov
Petry-Markov
Benn-Nate/Davidson
>>
>>74684822
Fuck, pull Neserov up, a literal traffic cone off the decarie in a snowstorm would have been better
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