/heem/: mamed khalidov edition

>>74676994
haha i like this thread the thread theme song is funny

First for

>Coral Springs

being an utter shithole filled with mongrel degenerates

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>>74677149

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>>74677149

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This is the thread

Will never post in a canadianautist thread.

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>>74683451
Good lad

>>74676994
THIS IS LITERALLY SPERGOP
HE RENAMED ALL OF HIS WEBMS TO THE LAST NAMES OF THE TWO FIGHTERS
DO NOT RESPOND TO HIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO HIS POSTS

3/80 regular posters ruining an entire general.

>>74683472
I won't post in your thread you swab sperg.

>>74683482
Be the Jon Jones you wish to see in the world

Guaranteed the mod will not delete this thread. Amazing he deletes the early heem thread in 6 seconds but leaves up threads i reported for BLATANT RULE VIOLATIONS literally over an hour ago. Fucking cuck.

>>74683512
Cry more you Swab moron.

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What do you guys pay per month to watch fights?

Tune into weidmans twitch

im the new john wick

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>>74683616
>paying for VOD
>paying for Jason Bourne of all movies

>>74683655
Yeah that I regret. That movie was complete shit.

>>74683660
Please stop spamming this if you haven't memorized it after the 15th time you posted it you're never going to benefit from it.

>>74683439
>Naughty America

Who wins in a UFC fight John Wick vs Jason Bourne?

>>74683666
I personally enjoyed John Wick.

>>74683683
literally who?

>>74683660
i don't like this idea, include events in OP. It's not difficult to copy/paste

>>74683698
Oh it was great, I really dug the cameo by The Dean of Mean Keith Jardine. I thought the sequel was even better.

Maybe the janny should let the spergs have their own thread.

>>74683683
bourne, in better shape, both have grappling down

though keanu is bigger

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>>74683670
have this one then

>>74683708
i dont make threads. i just make the calendar and do predictions

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>>74677273
>/heem/ meet at coral springs

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Jimi Manuwa vs. Corey Anderson
Gunnar Nelson vs. Alan Jouban
Brad Pickett vs. Marlon Vera
Arnold Allen vs. Makwan Amirkhani

Apparently a new fappening is happening and the hacker got nudes of Miesha Tate

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>>74683482
>breaking news
been like that for 3 years senpai

>State of the other thread

>>74683785
wgaf

>>74683708
It's still better than a text copy/paste. I'd prefer if t was an occasional OP pic but something's gonna get spammed in every thread anyway.

>>74683802
wow fake boobs and a middle eastern nose

talk to me when you have mixed martial arts news of value

>>74683802
wgaf

>>74683802
Post link then faggot

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>>74683802
unconfirmed

emma watson, amanda sigfried both confirmed

>>74683858

t. angry tyreese

member that time you got mad

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>>74683877
OP literally does not matter

>>74683858
make another calendar

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>>74683877

stare at that post timer, boy

stare at it and think of me

Post your UFC walkout song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGvmrJ5rjM

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>>74683915
you're late

were you in the wrong thread?

Now, Adan starts to shitpost because nobody joined his poorly made thread

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Why the fuck are they holding the UFC event so early? No one wants to watch a fucking fight card at 1 in the afternoon.

>>74683971
He's like a little baby huh?

>>74683971
never stop thinking about me lol

>state of casuals

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>>74683983
OP doesnt even matter. i dont get why he does it

>>74683977
they wanted to show mercy to the local crowd

>>74684006
no one cares about brits they don't even pay to watch the events, make them show up at 5 AM

why does mma attract the most autistic fans

/nba/ and the rest of the generals are not like this at all

Will literally never ever use his thread lmao

what would be your fight walkout song if you were in the UFC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Ipeu6Z26g

who is your favorite fighter?

>>74684051
Francis Ngannou

>>74684051
paige sletten (ufc strawweight semi-contender), lost to michelle waterson in her last outing, she'll bounce back

*revs up sperg*

>>74684032
>/nba/ is not like this at all

I think you'd be surprised

>>74684032
/nfl/ is 90% tripfags. literally anything is better than that. it might as well be reddit

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>>74683931
Had some big things to attend to, don't you worry, my guy. Big things a coming.

>>74684084
>>74684077

heem is actually one of the better generals lol your brethren is just a whining bitch

>m-muh safe space

>>74684051
cody "snake handler" g/ourboy/ndt

>>74684032
This is an actual good thread if you ignore all the attention-whores.

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>>74684032
its just a few anons who go full autismo. The thread this early morning was really comfy because the worst spergs were banned or asleep

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>>74683940
Do you honestly get satisfaction from posting things like this every single day? Do you honestly think its funny or amusing that a guy let alone someone as gentle and kind as Brendan gets knocked out? Does it make you feel better about your own cheeto-fingered self that he has received serious injuries?

As hard as it is to say that this sort of inhumane behavior doesn't make me upset. It doesn't. It honestly makes me pity you and all the other cheetos out there that spend their entire time in life thinking of some new and witty way to insult and attempt to humiliate Brendan. You can't. He's an incredibly successful podcaster and had a successful MMA fighting career. Now he's dabbling into successful standup and acting, has a beautiful wife and son and is doing far better than anyone here ever will.

I honestly pity you, my dudes. Schaub Bless, seriously. I remember being in dark places like you guys are. Get out of there.

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I know you're lurking

>>74684165
>Schlobbed

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OP doesn't matter boys, never forget

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>>74684098
no one wants to see your poo, Brendan

https://youtu.be/UB0pUrkDXnc

>make bad cnadian thread
>complain about said bad canadian thread
>get roasted about making a bad canadian thread
>take screenshot of bad canadian thread
>think it proves anything

OP literally has never mattered bro. stop making threads

>>74684177
>p-p-pls use my thread pls its very important to me

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

Whose you're least favorite fighter currently signed to the ufc?

>>74684205
OP doesn't matter dude, you gotta get over it lol

why can't you accept it

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>>74683512
relax buddy

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>>74684164

>>74684205
It was the most autistic thing I'd seen on 4chan to date. He has some serious mental issues.

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>>74684267
lmao

So funny seeing sperg loser act like he isn't pathetically samefagging rn

>>74684267
sadly you weren't here on new years, some guy was forcing his edgy one sentence thread for a week STRAIGHT mods never deleted it

>>74684309
I saw that, it was the scat dude. Well back in 2015 I'd never seen it. Like the general was all nice and fun until this loser came along with his autism.

>>74684309
>>74684323
>>74684327
lmao literally no one thinks you are multiple people you utter fucking zero

>>74684344
lol let him try bud

it's better if you let him try

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guys can't we just get along

>>74684372
damn, son. was gonna screencap but you rekt him fast, nice job

>Screencaps his own posts

Yikes loser alert.

What is wrong with you weirdos?

>Seething this hard no one used his trash thread full of scat and an overrated irish man.

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>>74684372
>>74684412
You are honestly the most pathetic loser I have ever met on 4chan. CoralLoser is honestly someone I would have babysit my kid than you, you psychotic fucking weirdo

>>74684475
only spergs here are you and Adan, go jerk eachother off

Execute all friend simulating spergs

What is the best fight currently scheduled?

>>74684475
Are you okay?

>>74684539
No. Every single time I log onto /heem/ I have to see your loser sperg ass on here.

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>>74684344
I'm not sperg op or schuabster

Who is the worst fighter in the UFC?

>>74684527

toss up between platinum perry v ellenberger and lobov vs swanson

luckily for us they are both free, and on the same card

yippy !

>>74684560
You appear to be having a mental breakdown cause no one is jerking off lmaobud as much as you do.

>>74684562
Took you an awfully long time to switch to your phone you fucking zero

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lol let him try I said

>>74684579
>you fucking zero
lol i love when jim norton of UFC UNFILTERED says that

>>74684576
No. I'm irritated that a fat loser low-income aspie like you is in every single thread

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>>74684267
>>74684308
>>74684344
>>74684366
>>74684475
>>74684539
>>74684560
>>74684562
>>74684576
>>74684579
>>74684598

can you guys pls stop

its not funny anymore

>>74684598
>s-s-amefag
>Gets proven wrong
>y-y-ou're using your phone

How do you even combat this kind of autism?

Cry me a river you sperg nerd. Defending internet characters like some friendless dork. Get some real friends lmao.

What is the best UFC card of all time?

>>74684612
it's Adan's whiteknight in full effect

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im legit a fan of brooke mayo now

>>74684624
>>74684568
>>74684527
>>74684221
>>74683917

lmaooo

>>74684621
The only thing you proved is that you deserve to be in a mental institution alongside every other fat loser sperg like yourself. You are a failure and will continue to be one and I will personally make sure of it.

>>74684612
adan is seething no one used his trash thread so he has to come here and ruin this one.

>>74684654
he has ONE autist at his side

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Honestly the most pathetic loser I have ever seen

predict the champions in each division by the end of 2017

>>74684708
Ngannou - HW

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>>74684579
>mfw I busy fapping to the new Emma Watson leaks
priorities

Legit question

Do YOU have actual real fans?

Who will win: Anderson or Gastelum?

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>1 out of every 3 posts is filtered

>>74684733
Are you just upset you spend more hours on here than you will ever make in a week?

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>>74684612
it never was, my new friend, it never was

http://www.strawpoll.me/4951288/

How do we fix the UFC?

>>74684755
OP doesn't matter

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this is one of the best threads we've had in a long while boys

gooby bless

>>74684715
> Celebrities (or anyone) using virtual cloud servers

Why?

>>74684769
>no gloves
>gi only
>pride scoring
>fight happens in a large field
>immediate no-contest/disqualification if non-trivial/intentional eyepoke occurs (casuals be damned)

Notice how the sperglosers regular personality has set aside and his more aggressive more pathetic one is actually laughing at how i make money lmao

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whats the memes on this card?
its in london?
Duffy retiring?
i dont know much about these fighters

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>>74684817
>>74684839

I literally influence your thoughts and feelings

by the way

gooby
<----

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>>74684769
>build time machine
>go get young Anderson, Hendo, Liddel, Hughes
>bring them to now
>enjoy

>y-you make m-money

Damn this loser got btfo

>op doesn't matter....
>will stay up for the next 3 hours to make sure he makes the next thread

Imagine being this big of a loser. I can't.

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>140 posts in and 0 mma discussion yet
kek

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>>74684867
OP doesn't matter dude

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>>74684812
they apparently hacked her phone via virus

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>>74684867
>copies spergOP's news into thread

>>74684853
Im actually the biggest shitposter on here. Im just gonna leave it at that. I stir the pot with everything and throw a lot of smokescreens. Little things that trigger everyone into full on tantrums. I restarted the meme that you are adan lol

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>forcing me to filter the entirety of canada
goddamnit

>>74684882
SpergOP saves /heem/ yet again!!!

>>74684909
I honestly do love it

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heeminder

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPWfoNBO85A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPWfoNBO85A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPWfoNBO85A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPWfoNBO85A

20 minutes until STUDBOY LIVE

Who else watching Power Rnagers on twitch?

>ywn hard spar with Tommy and Jason

>>74685029
is that red AND white ranger?

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>>74685007
came here to post this, studboy bless

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>>74685029
>>>/tv/80431447

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my girl megan getting ready to cut up Cyborgs face

Watched 2 hours of THE REEM today. Send help.

Is TUF starting tomorrow?

>>74685131

>>>/tv/80431980

>>74685164
The Reem is great though. Those production values on S4 are insane. No other fighter, not even [Embedded]'s have stuff of this quality

I'm genuinely looking forward to the next one. Overeem is such a chill, cool dude for someone who's a beast in the Octagon.

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>>74685164
Watch one episode you will watch them all...i guarantee it

>>74685169
next month. check the calendar my man
>>74683744

>>74685192
>>74685192
Becoming a real big fan of his cause of these vids 2bh. Very chill outlook on life despite being a guy who heems people for a living.

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hey what's up guys did you get gooby'd yet today well if the answer is no here you go get it while it's hot lmao peace boys


gooby
<----

>>74685206
Ah shit, I actually thought it was tomorrow. Thanks

>>74685274
It's gonna be a good TUF season.

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>>74685208
Yeah, even took his loss against Stipe remarkably well. The Reem is a really comfy series

>>74685286
I hope so. What I don't like about TUF is the reality TV aspect where the drama is just far too forced sometimes and it's insulting.
I feel like this TUF might be full of it

>>74685304
Oh yeah I watched that yesterday. He could have easily won that fight 2bh. Rooting for JDS now to win against Steepay so he can get a title-shot rematch.

>>74685335

HW title has never been defended more than twice. JDS will win

>>74685369
Flawless logic

>>74685378
JDS beat Stipe

anyone have JRE H-E-E-M copypasta?

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LIVE LIVE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPWfoNBO85A

>>74685383
close fight, could have been scored 48-47 either way

>>74685423
oh I agree, I actually thought Stipe was going to win going into the 5th

Guida on right now

given how fast the fight was made, is it safe to assume the UFC told gastelum to call out silva in brazil? they're using him to see what old timers get pink slips imo

when will Dana give me a shot at a gf?
I feel like I deserve a gf by now

>tfw can't call people zuffa shills anymore

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>>74685818
why?

>>74685786
How's an interim gf sound

>>74685782
I really hope Gastelum doesn't get stuck in the mud like brunson

these old goofs to be heemed into retirement

>>74685918
an interim gf is a real gf to me Dana, I'm ok with that

>>74685782
>>74685933
I'm praying for Kelvin, i can't deal with Silva leapfrogging Romero/Jacare

>>74685933
The great Anderson Silva is a lot tougher than Neil Magny.

>>74685973
sorry too busy gave gf to someone else gotta go

canadas gone guys. i dont think OP matters finally

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Anderson will win, and then they'll do GSP vs. Anderson. And then after that Anderson vs. Vitor II for the belt.

>>74686009
Adan needs his rest for tomorrow's shitposting

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>>74686009
nah he's in here
>>74682392

Thoughts on Bakla Shnubs?

>>74686195
Butternut squash is my favorite fighter

>>74686059
kek. that dude's life must suck so bad man. he tries to derail every thread with shitposting 18 hours/day

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>>74686243
but never gets b&nned

really gets the neurons firing

Please kill yourself already you fucking loser

Guise

I have no idea who the bad guys are and who the good guys are in this general

>>74686362
Everyone is a fucking autistic loser.

>>74686362
there are no good and bad guys. just mma related posts and shitposts. shawbposter is the only person that should be permabanned for spamming. every one else just needs to shut the fuck up occasionally

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>>74686362
We are all bad guys. /heem/ is an enemy simulator.

should i take wednesday yuro time picks or wait until american afternoon to take the first picks?

>>74686362

this whole thread, the last 3-6 hours. It's been shit mate.

/late night/ heem is far superior, I'm gonna wait for the underage spergs to go to bed

>>74686376
Luckily the shobber got banned I believe 7 days or a month.

>>74686396
late night heem is nice but the one post/10 minutes isnt fun m8

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typical normie desktop management right here

>>74686482

don't hate on the chris bro

he was pretty funny when he was playing cs go and then quit to play css and started actually doing good lol

How would Khalidov do in the ufc? Barnatt a scrub lankylet.

>>74686362
Just ignore the dockdwarf and canadianautist and you're golden.

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/HEEM/ KINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeaZ3jAZ6qo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeaZ3jAZ6qo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeaZ3jAZ6qo

>>74686362
Ignore the following

-spergOP
-adan
-dockgoblin
-schlobposters
-spainsperg

Those are the worst offenders. Most others here are tolerable enough

>>74686601

what about race baiters and wmma haters

add them to the list and I think that would cover all the bases

>>74684641
She's a coal burner bro. Get that thot outta here.

>>74686634

all women are coal burners. some are just better at hiding it than others

>>74686601
Jacaroid namefag too

>>74686634
Your mom was a coalburner in college but your dad still married her lad.

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>>74686482
>Me vs Anderson

>>74686661
>Jacaroid namefag too
Lmao you're pathetic dude. I dropped the name months ago, I picked up to see what it would be like to be an attention-whore in these threads and it was awful. For some reason you're still butthurt about it. Get over it already man.

>>74686634
you got any proof?

>>74686661
See what I mean?

Get over it already dude lmao.

Beg me

>>74686661
He's a woodley and wmma shitposter

>>74686644
:(

>>74686665
Jokes on you she didn't go to college

>>74686691
Go to her Instagram my guy. She dates some light skin nigga. He's also in the pic I responded to in this thread.

>>74686644
Stop watching porn bro. Get laid. I'm 5 inches and make my girl cum hard every time. The BBC thing is a myth.

>>74686729
>>74686729
>He's a woodley and wmma shitposter
Quit projecting dude, I think you spend way too much time on here.

>>74686746
Nice job exposing yourself :)

>>74686742
tfw have a 7 inch dick and most girls ive dated act like its enormous but i know they could handle 10 inch monsters

>>74686749
You spend too much time on here, that's why you have PTSD from me when I haven't namefagged since last year. Calm down okay?

>>74686767
It's okay sweetie, no need to be upset

>>74686769
I look forward to you bringing up "Jacaroid" cause you've been triggered by me for the past 3 months lol it was all a joke calm down.

>>74686781
Are you okay??

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I'm the best poster here. I'm also the only legit fight fan. The rest of you are pretenders.

(there's a certain obese nonwhite that gets REALLY mad when I post this)

>>74686781
Why are you so mad?

>>74686790
>>74686795
Deep breaths anon. Deep breaths. I took of the name okay? No more boogeyman.

>>74686814
Why are you so mad? You don't even use it anymore lol. The only reason it'd upset you is because you're still an autist lmao

>>74686793
I'm obese and questionably white and I think you're just great

>>74686736
>She dates some light skin nigga

why do you care who she dates?

wytebois are so insecure

>>74686814
What's wrong with you?

>>74686822
>>74686826

No more El Cucuy anon, calm down alright?

>>74686824
I wonder which namefag posted this......

>>74686837
Are you alright?

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Guess who my favourite fighter is

>>74686838
t.insecure wyteboi

As if you needed anymore proof why he needed to be added to the list....

>>74686855
Calm down okay?

Beg me

Jacaroid namefag

>>74686849
Conor McGregor.

All of you need to shut the fuck up, im the best heem poster to ever live and i dont have some spergy shtick.

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I would HEEMSLEEPY all of you

>>74686883
How the fuck

I strongly dislike Tyron Woodley.

I would love to see Masvidal knock him unconscious.

Just to clarify one more time

>this poster is shit
>WHAT IM GREAT YOURE FUCKING OBSESSSED FAGGOT LOL PASSIVE AGGRESION
>see what I mean guys?
>*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

yikes....

>>74686824
She's a degenerate my good sir. If a white woman dates a black guy she has mental issues. If a white woman is an mma fighter and dates a black guy you best believe she kills cats for fun.

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No tears. Just dreams now anon.

>>74686985
Same when an Asian woman dates a White man

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>try to discuss MMA, and share news and upcoming events for the purpose of giving people plenty of MMA related topics to talk about
>people instead talk about you and derail threads bitching about your efforts

why

Hook, line, sinker

He won't respond again just out of spite

>>74686985
you're insecure and have mental issues

>>74686999
Fuck off already loser

>>74686994
>When you trigger someone so hard they hold a grudge for 3 months

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if you
>are identifiable by your sperg outs on heem
>do not contribute high quality memes
>do not view quality MMA content (fighters only, no armchair analysts)

then you NEED to leave

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/he%27s%20asleep/

Oh look. A bunch of blacked memes, I wonder who posted this ;)

I took off the name okay? Can we be friends now?

OOGA BOOGA

ME 4CHAN JANITOR

ME REMOVE POSTS FOR KOOL AID AND FRIED CHICKEN

SMACKS LIPS

Is DC gonna pull out?

Cold lonely night at the docks huh? (everyday)

A janitor lurks /heem/?

Pretty cool. I wonder who his favorite fighter is?

>>74687056
no he's gonna wrestle fuck for 5 rounds then get booed

>>74687056
Not this time. But there's a good chance he gets heemed imo.

Cannonier is your low key boy 2bh?

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/7koUkLRvw4o8AogW%2B%2B2NWA%3D%3D/page/1

Explains all the blacked posting you do. And apparently you're not even American? The plot thickens......

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>reem spent his entire camp kicking small asian boys and beating on some fat manlet

kek, the state of mark hunt

SpergOP likes posting the exact same webms while talking about whiteboys too

Really makes you think

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Stipe Tapped
Conor can beat Mayweather
Khalabeeb
Jon Jones did nothing wrong
OP doesn't matter
WMMA? WGAF
Never rolled
Goldie was good
Cyborg is on steroids
OP Matters
Ngannou will be champ
Listen to every JRE
Eddie Bravo never wrong
Derrick Lewis isn't funny

what else?

>>74687056
Odds for DC making it:

Yes -200
No +150

WEBM WEBM WEBM

HEEM SUB SUB SUB HEEM HEEM HEEM

WHOA LOOK AT THIS TAKEDOWN WHOA!!!

WEBM
E
B
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STOP DERAILING THE THREAD! IM JUST POSTING WEBM's!

IM A NICE LITTLE MAN LEAVE ME ALONE WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM

LOOK AT THIS LATE STOPPAGE BROS HAHAHA ITS STILL FUNNY THE 87th TIME HAHAHAHAHAGA

WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM

DONT DERAIL THE THREAD NOW

>>74687116
are you talking about me ? >>74687094

>>74687139
>>74687144
Autism in consecutive posts.

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>>74687139
>Boy am I glad I was born with the right skin color.
Too bad about your height.

Remember lads, no matter how bad things get, just remember: at least youre not an obese nigger removing posts on 4chan for free

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>>74687144
>posting MMA in the MMA general is bad
kill yourself

So Gastelum the bitch is picking yet another easy fight? Why isn't he calling out Rockhold, Jacare or Romero?

>>74687171
Because fighting is like the stock market these days.

This guy bragging about ban evading is top-tier autism.

I wouldn't be surprised if he experienced something extremely traumatic at a young age.

He won't leave the janitor alone. He's literally talking to himself. I want to feel bad for the guy but he's too far gone.

The little dock-manlet will ban evade and start the cycle all over again. He can't see he's making fun of himself for doing the same thing he's making fun of the janitor for doing.

WHERE YOU AT BISPING

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/me%20vs%20a%20/

Funny that the person always talking about racebaiting also complains about how people talk about WMMA, funny how the namefag is in this exact thread getting triggered about those accusations hmmmmm

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>He's still going on with the meta-posting
What's wrong with you?

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>>74687094
>never lost a rematch

>>74687171
well stonegrab is in full aka

and everyone else is fighting. his only other choice would be brunson

>>74687165
requesting bitchtitsjanitor.jpg

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heeminder

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22what%27s%20wrong%20with%20you%22/

Sounds like something I should ask you

>>74687260
Is this me too buddeh? >>74686826

>Tfw someone holds an anonymous online grudge against you

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/CLG7034CRakgl3i3PZq-9A/

wew lad you do a horrible job at covering your tracks

>whyetboys lol xD
>wmma a GOAT lmao xD
>le >>>/asp/

kek

>>74687278
http://mfbc.us/m/nm729

This is hilarious. Please don't stop buddeh lmao.

Al Iaquinta.....

Boy or no boy?

>>74687288
It really is hilarious http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/evZM7AzrkFG7MJFYah5TOA/

You are here 24/7 lmao

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>>74687253
Got you bud, save it quick though. It REALLY hurts his feelings and he'll remove it ASAP

>>74686576
man haven't seen heemo in ages

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I'll admit this was actually pretty funny

>>74687325
thanks senpai, you the mvp

>>74687329
>>74687336

Dude stop posting MMA webms in the MMA general lmao. A very serious investigation is underway. I need to answer for my crimes against spergy.

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>>74687343
people may get very upset

there's a webm of a ufc crowd that ends with a smiling mexican guy with a beard that looks just like my buddeh but i've only ever seen it one time

>>74676994
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/14174-latral-perdue
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/34953-roy-sanders

I love finding ultra cans

>>74687287
The fuck is this

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http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/whyteboi/

You also post using Russia and Canada. What else will we find? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/JQBtSdqNUHWkXgd-ulhIUg/

More blacked posting? Jeez louise